In this world, there are humans,
elves, fairies, beastmen,
monsters, spirits, angels, and demons.
Truly, a melting pot of sentient creatures.
As such, this wonderful world abound with diversity...
...is, naturally, abound with a diverse selection of brothels.
These myriad brothels...
...and the girls who work there--succu-girls--
are reviewed by a group of brave adventurers!
They are...
...the Interspecies Reviewers!
"Ale 'n Eats"
Let me clear that for you!
Here's your order!
Bigger's totally better!
It's just like this hunk of meat: more to enjoy!
That's not necessarily true.
What if it's too much to eat?
C'mon, you gotta go big or go home!
And I'm sayin' something in the middle's just right.
Chicks love a guy with a huge dick! You can get any girl you want if you're packing heat!
I dunno...
Okay, let's head out to the Succubus District, then! I'll show you!
Hey, Crim!
Hi, Stunk, you want a refill?
Yeah, but also, wanna come with us to the Succu-Street?
Huh? I don't have the kind of money to head there every night.
Oh, right--here's your portion of the pay from our last review.
Whoa. If we're making this much, we can totally head there every night.
We sell way more reviews when Crim's on the docket.
Yeah, we get more women buying 'em for some reason.
I get it.
Cuteness sells, huh?
So where to?
Lemme think.
Miss Meidri!
Hey there!
Two more nectar ales, please!
Coming up!
I'm sooo drunk.
How about some fairies?
Wow, I didn't know you were the son of a noble family, Stunk.
It's ancient history. Doesn't matter much now.
So after his dad threw him out of the house,
he went and got famous for being a brilliant adventurer,
and for his exploits in this part of town.
I-I see...
Sheesh. There you go running your mouth again.
That the place?
It smells nice...
"Fairy Nectar"
Seems we've been drawn to the sweet nectar of the fairies' flower.
Wonder what kind of girls they've got here.
I bet they've got all sorts of cute, perky girls,
just like the ones we saw back at the pub...
Thanks for comin' in.
Yikes.
"Reception" There goes my cute, perky image of a fairy...
"Reception" You're all first timers, right?
"Reception" Our shop's got a first-timer fee.
And tack on 500 gold to start a membership for ya.
Sound good?
I guess.
If we've got to, yeah.
Okay, all paid up.
Let's get to measurin', then.
We'll start with you.
--Okay, get it up. --I can't just flick a damn switch!
The hell is all this? You messing with us?!
I wish I was messin' with you.
We've got 42 girls here,
but they've all got their size limits, y'know?
And hey, fairies are a whole different size than other species out there,
not like we can help it.
Sure, but...
How am I supposed to get it up like this?
Sheesh, twist my arm, why don't you?
Okay, up we go, now.
One, and, two, and...
C'mon, c'mon.
Man, you've got a good-sized piece on you, dude.
Stuff it.
Fun fact: three guys've busted a load while getting measured.
--Don't be the fourth. --I won't!
Let's see here...
Okay, here's your 16.5 centimeter card.
Don't say the number out loud!
You got a circumference of 4.1.
What did I just say?!
With a 16.5, the only girls who can handle ya are these two.
"Afro Fairy Skin Tight Nikjuban" "Big 'n Bouncy Fairy Bubulala" They're both whales!
Not much I can do about that with your size. Sorry.
Sounds like bigger isn't always better.
Elfy over here can choose from these 20.
--Ooh! --Asshole.
Mr. Halfling here can choose whoever he wants.
There isn't anyone who can't handle me...?
Not a one!
I can have any girl I want...
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry...
O-Okay, I'll take Bubulala...
Okay.
Hey, Bubulala, you got a client!
She's huge.
You sure you're a fairy?
You're just so big, handsome.
Mmkay, follow me.
Right, so about you, Angel Boy.
Y-Yeah?
Sorry, dude! Nobody here can handle you!
A review of the fairy-centric brothel, Fairy Nectar:
On your first visit, they'll take measurements of your tool.
The registration fee was pretty expensive, too,
but no lie, getting measured by the receptionist got me pretty worked up, to say the least.
Human-sized dicks rule out about 70% of their offerings.
The only girls who can handle 16 centimeters and up are so big,
they barely seem like fairies.
It doesn't feel like you're fucking a fairy at all, like damn!
All the girls at the establishment have been around the Succu-block,
but they're strict on their size limits.
Even my modest-sized Elf dick only left me about half to choose from.
Teasing their tiny bodies was a new, refreshing experience for me,
but physically, it wasn't much different from doing it with a doll,
so I don't think I'll be coming here all that often.
Their mana is really strong, though, and they smelled pretty nice,
so the tiny room we spent our time in ended up feelin' real comfy.
For a halfling like me,
getting serviced by a fairy was like doing it with a miniature halfling,
and it was pretty hot.
They smell wonderful, too.
Besides the expensive entrance fee, I've got no complaints.
I understand why it had to be this way, but I wasn't able to sleep with any of them...
Despite that, they still made me pay to register...
I feel like I was scammed...
I mean, I actually was scammed.
"We went to Fairy Paradise..."
I am the great Demon Lord.
The rule of demons is nigh.
It seems the world is on the brink of destruction...
...but it's actually completely fine.
Consider the stark reality where magicks that could benefit us all
--instead lie stagnating in development hell! --...instead lie stagnating in development hell!
--Could they be any louder? --The world may refuse to listen
--Still, gotta admit... --The world may refuse to listen
--Still, gotta admit... --to the promises of the Demon Party,
--She's cute, so I'll let it slide. --to the promises of the Demon Party,
--Time for elections already? --nor does it remember our creed!
Can't we just do one every century?
Come now, you know us humans don't live that long.
Oh, that's right. Mitsue-san.
But even if your time on Earth is far shorter than mine,
the time we spend together will last forever!
You and that gilded tongue of yours!
Come by to have a little fun, okay?
So which party's running the government right now?
The Orc Party.
I mean, when you consider how it all balances out, it makes sense.
That and it means that foodstuffs are way cheap!
And taxes are super low!
Plus, they give way more of the federal budget to the Succubus District!
This is the creed of the Orc Party!
Prioritize agricultural self-sufficiency!
Tax rates must be kept low!
Stability trumps change!
Tranquility trumps toil!
Eat, sleep, and fornicate!
That is the key to happiness!
Their party's a friend to the masses, they are.
The Orcs're gonna win no matter what,
but I know who's got my vote: the Succubus Party!
I know I'd like them to get a coupl'a seats in Parliament!
"The Succubus Party Manifest:"
"1: Fuck"
"2: Fuck"
"3, 4: N/A"
"5: Fuck"
"Want to fuck? Vote Succ!"
Viva the Succubus Party!
Voters!
If you want your government to rightfully put more emphasis on magical technologies,
then cast your vote for the Demon Lord, Death Abyss!
Thank you.
Boy, that girl was damn cute.
We should go to a demon joint next.
Demons, huh?
I dunno about demons...
I'm not a fan, either.
I mean, I am an angel.
What the hell, guys? You don't like demon girls?
Nobody does!
Demons are extremely unpopular!
My apologies, let me introduce myself:
Demon Two, Head of PR for the Demon Party.
"Demon Two" Demon Two, Head of PR for the Demon Party.
"Demon Two" Uh-huh.
I report directly to Death Abyss, the fine young woman who just gave that rousing speech.
--Uh-huh. --But back to the topic at hand!
Our wonderous demon species is always, always, in the Top Five Least Marriageable Species!
"Species Feud"
We asked one hundred different species!
Which species is the last one you'd want to marry?
Got it! Reptilians!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
"Reptilians"
Number five, reptilians!
"Reptilians" They stink! They're unattractive! They sit in the sun and don't move!
Yuki-onna!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
"Yuki-onna"
Number four, yuki-onna, or snow woman!
"Yuki-onna" Nasty personalities, just the worst!
Fire spirit!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
"Fire Spirit"
Number three, fire spirit!
"Fire Spirit" Burning hot! Can't touch 'em! They'll burn your house down!
Demons!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
"Demons"
Number two, demons!
"Demons" Selfish! Might abuse you! Terrifying aura!
Undead!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
"Undead"
And number one, undead!
"Undead" Smelly! Gross! Some are just bones, like, what?!
"Undead"
We're number two on the list of "Species Nobody Wants to Marry!"
Number two!
This is an alarming state of affairs!
Forgive the sudden segue, but I have had the pleasure of reading your reviews.
Uh-huh.
Guess we're gettin' famous.
The species you have reviewed thus far,
even those who had no standing in the rankings...
...have seen their popularity and attention skyrocket!
Uh... Uh-huh.
So I come to you with a request.
Oh-ho, so you want us to help improve the public image of demons...
...by reviewing some demon girls.
We've got ourselves a quest!
Don't expect us do candy-coat our review for you, though.
If you want us to write a review that makes you all look good,
you'd better show us to the cutest, sexiest demon girls you've got!
Out with it, then!
You bring 'em out, and we'll put out!
C'mon, now!
While I would love to do just that,
granting favors to members of the voting public
is in direct violation of the Public Office Election Law.
Well, fuck off, then, you P*ccolo wannabe.
I can only ask you to do this as a personal favor.
What I can do without violating election law...
...is recommend to you a most excellent establishment.
I take my leave of you, then!
Vote smart: Vote for the Demon Party!
Turn it down a notch!
Well?
"The Demon Hole" What do we do about this?
"The Demon Hole" I'm not too keen on going to a demon joint. I've heard about all the robberies and scams...
"The Demon Hole" But that shouldn't happen in this case.
Guess that means...
We're gonna eat you up!
...we're goin' for a blue-skinned demon girl!
Sweet! Let's go fuse our junk with some demons!
I'm gonna pass on this one.
Hey!
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Sorry. I can't afford it, and you know what I am...
Where's our next speech at?
Let me see. We'll be heading to three villages on the outskirts of the city.
Outskirts, huh?
Is it really worth giving a speech in places where there aren't that many people?
Yes. Forgive my insolence, but the other candidates will not visit these areas,
and it is a valuable opportunity to make yourself known.
Huh. I suppose that makes sense.
The reaction to the speech I gave in the city was pretty lacking,
and we didn't get much applause...
I have a plan for that, my lady.
A plan?
Yes. I have introduced a group of Succubus District reviewers
to a high-quality demon brothel.
Is that really going to help?
Indeed, it will!
Their reviews are read by a large number of citizens, primarily male.
Their review should improve the public image of demons,
and thus, the image of the Demon Party!
I-I get it! Well done, Demon Two!
Our path to election is clearer than ever!
Indeed! The future of the Demon Party is bright, I know it!
You're sure that man wasn't a scam artist pretending to be a PR specialist?
Their species is known to be untrustworthy.
Yeah.
I looked into him.
That Demon Two guy was actually a PR guy for the Demon Party.
I've got no idea about the shop itself, though.
If it's a bust, we'll just roast 'em in the review.
"The Demon Hole" That's the place.
Aww, c'moooon!
The moment our eyes alighted upon those fine employees,
we were drawn into their supersize busts.
Just one look and you can tell:
their super dynamite bodies are a pleasure to play with.
Oh, moooo!
And you can drink milk straight from the teat!
It's gonna come out! My milk is comin' out!
Mooooo!
It was a little lukewarm, though.
That, and while they look soft and squishy,
their meat's pretty damn tough, which was a shame.
Tiddies! Holy shit, dude, tiddies!
You won't get milk unless you pick a girl who's had kids,
so keep that in mind if you're feelin' thirsty.
I-I can't take it any moooore! Not an-udder second!
Their shop specializes in milking, so of course their chests are going to be incredible.
But their milk is all dairy, which would upset my dog's stomach, unfortunately.
Dairy minotaurs are quite rare in the demon realm, so for me,
this was my first foray into a new world.
Aww, you lookin' at my moooon?
Minotaur women are extremely submissive and will cow-tow to your every desire.
As such, I believe men who are attracted to their shapely behinds
will enjoy those behinds even more.
Good night, and sweet dreams.
So the Dairy Farm's not half bad, eh?
Can't say I'm a fan when they get too big, though.
They do say that 'tis better to be too big than too small.
But if you're too big, you'll get turned away from that fairy joint.
Guess big can be a problem, too.
I suppose, then, it depends on the time and place.
A valuable lesson to learn.
Dude, you're still a virgin.
I thought you were going to go review some demon girls?
If this apple were larger than the planet, the planet would fall towards the apple.
Our souls are bound to the laws of this universe...
We could not defy the gravity of their planetary busts.
Uh-huh...
Why're you starin' at us like it wouldn't've happened to you?
If you'd've been there, you'd've fallen prey to their gravity, too.
If you say so...
Sheesh. Could you please not drag Crim into your gross world?
I feel a respectable gravity pulling me this way!
Here's what actual gravity feels like!
Guess that means the planet's gravity was stronger than titty gravity...
"Professor Poke's Succu-Girl Learning Corner" Professor Poke's Succu-Girl Learning Corner!
What's thick and hard and big?
Do you know?
Ready for the answer?
It's Death Abyss' horn!
I lost...
"Gender-Swap Sex Means Less Succu-Girl Choices, and It Kinda Hurts, But You Learn Just What Girls Feel, So You Should Give It a Try!"