[1]
type = Player
dialogue = Oh . . . Uh . . . Charlotte? What’s happening? Last time I checked Korai and Belleros didn’t sleep like that.

[2]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Oh! Hey Mike. I don’t know what you’re on about. They've always slept like that, haven’t they?

[3]
type = Player
dialogue = No. They usually sleep cuddled up, though I prefer when it’s in my bed. Korai’s the big spoon and Belleros the little spoon. Did they argue or something? Did Korai try strangling Belleros’ snake with her tail again? She knows that’s a big no.

[4]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Back up a tick, mate. Big spoon? Little spoon? That’s what’s got your knickers in a twist and not the fact they’re hanging from the bloody ceiling?

[5]
type = Player
dialogue = Oh heck, you’re right! What are they doin’ up there?!

[6]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = . . .

[7]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = You’re a right thick one, aren’t you?

[8]
type = Player
dialogue = I'm a thick “Master of Combat Magic”, Initiate Charlotte. Now spill it. What’s up with these two sleeping beauties.

[9]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Alright, but promise you won’t lose your rag.

[10]
type = Player
dialogue = No promises.

[11]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = What the . . . Fine, whatever. We sort of . . . snuck into your room.

[12]
type = Player
dialogue = Hm hm.

[13]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = And that sexy vampire lass ambushed us on your bed.

[14]
type = Player
dialogue = Hm hm.

[15]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = So . . . we shagged her.

[16]
type = Player
dialogue = All three of you?

[17]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Why does it matter?

[18]
type = Player
dialogue = ALL THREE OF YOU?!

[19]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Yes! All three of us!

[20]
type = Player
dialogue = YOU INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLES! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?

[21]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = It was Korai’s idea! Something about showing the vamp who’s the real apex predator! I knew we shouldn’t have gone in! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Please don’t spank me again!

[22]
type = Player
dialogue = AND YOU DID ALL THAT WITHOUT INVITING ME?!

[23]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Can’t you see where we’re coming from? We hear you lot screaming at night all the time! Europa can’t even walk straight most mornings! We just wanted a free tour of the infamous sex dungeon!

[24]
type = Player
dialogue = YOU DIDN’T EVEN LET ME WATCH! THERE’S A REASON MY KEYHOLE’S A PEEPHOLE!

[25]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Wait . . . that’s what you’re upset about?

[26]
type = Player
dialogue = OF COURSE IT IS!  I swear once we’re done with this I’m giving you the spanking of your life! Was it hot, the four of you?

[27]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = So bloody hot.

[28]
type = Player
dialogue = How hot?

[29]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = She tried to ambush us, but we flipped the script and went to town. I was down on her while Korai and Belleros took turns sittin’ on her face . . .

[30]
type = Player
dialogue = THE AGONY! AND IN MY BED?! ENOUGH!

[31]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Come to think of it, that’s probably when they got bitten.

[32]
type = Player
dialogue = Bitten?

[33]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Sleeping on the ceiling, pale skin, long fangs. They’re vampires, Mike.

[34]
type = Player
dialogue = Nah, come on. I was bitten plenty of time, while in similarly very sexy situations, and didn’t turn into a hungry cocksucking creature of the night.

[35]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = You sure? Europa told us about the bracelet.

[36]
type = Player
dialogue = Well I didn’t turn into a vampire, that’s for sure.

[37]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Maybe it only affects magical beings? Or only female-born individuals?

[38]
type = Player
dialogue = I’ll go ask Julie, she knows a lot about this kind of stuff.

[39]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = I’ll stay here and make sure nothing bad happens.
GoTo1 = -1


[41]
type = Player
dialogue = Julie, I need your help.

[42]
type = Julie
dialogue = Hey dickface! Oh . . . wait. Julie? No “pussylips”? No “cunthroat”? No “badunkagal”? What’s gotten into you?

[43]
type = Player
dialogue = Korai and Belleros got turned into vampire spawns. Figured you might know how to fix it.

[44]
type = Julie
dialogue = Vampire spawns, huh? Never met one face to fang. But I’ve heard they can get freaky. What’re they doing now?

[45]
type = Player
dialogue = They’re just hangin’ from the ceiling in the common room. Not biting anyone. . .  yet.

[46]
type = Julie
dialogue = Alright, I thought you were gonna say they were lunging at people’s throat, or worse. I can only talk about werewolves. Saki? Know anything about vampires?

[47]
type = Saki
dialogue = They never bothered me, I never bothered them. Heard they’re good at sucking. I’m eager to test Belleros newfound vampire strength. Be sure to help them ok?

[48]
type = Julie
dialogue = Hm. Not much to go on.

[49]
type = Player
dialogue = You’re the only one I know who’s cursed, Julie. What about with you werewolves. How does it work?

[50]
type = Julie
dialogue = Our curse kicks in when we see the real moon. Not this fake one we got here at the Academy. We calm down when the sun rises. Maybe it’s the same for vampires? Try bringing them into sunlight? That might calm them down, or at least snap them back to their senses. You can figure out from there.

[51]
type = Player
dialogue = You sure about this? From where I come from, vampires bathing in the sun is NOT a good idea. Usually ends with crispy ash and screams.

[52]
type = Julie
dialogue = Hey, it’s the best lead we’ve got. If they start smoking, just throw some water on them. Or shade them. You’re a powerful witch. You can handle it. And bring them somewhere familiar. Waking up from a cursed state can be hard. Worst hangover ever.

[53]
type = Player
dialogue = Familiar and sunny, eh? I think I’ve got the place.
GoTo1 = -1



[55]
type = Player
dialogue = Charlotte, I spoke with Julie. We’ve got a plan.

[56]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = I hope you have one right now!

[57]
type = Player
dialogue = Oh hey, Korai. You’re awake. That’s. . .  good. Can you walk?

[58]
type = Korai
dialogue = Kssss!

[59]
type = Player
dialogue = Aw crap.
GoTo1 = -1



[61]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Is she . . . is she dead?

[62]
type = Player
dialogue = What? No! Just knocked her out. I do this all the time. We need to bring them to the pyramid. The sun will help them.

[63]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = I’ll carry Belleros. You take Korai. And keep your hands to yourself.
GoTo1 = -1



[65]
type = Player
dialogue = Just set them down there. Make sure they’re soaking up the sun. And if anything smells like burnt toast, tell me.

[66]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Burnt toast?

[67]
type = Player
dialogue = You’re either having a stroke, overcooking your toasts or they are starting to burn. Vampires sometimes do that. Sometimes they sparkle too. It’s weird.

[68]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Do you even know what you’re doing?

[69]
type = Player
dialogue = . . .

[70]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = For heaven’s sake, you absolute muppet! You’re saying they might DIE here?!

[71]
type = Player
dialogue = Hey look! Belleros is waking up! Good morning, sweetheart. You feeling better? Planning another foursome without me?

[72]
type = Belleros
dialogue = Must . . . suck . . .

[73]
type = Player
dialogue = Already? If you insist. I'm not complaining.

[74]
type = Belleros
dialogue = Must . . . FEED!

[75]
type = Player
dialogue = Ah hell . . .
GoTo1 = -1



[77]
type = Belleros
dialogue = Kssss!

[78]
type = Player
dialogue = You always were a tough one, Belleros, I’ll give you that. But stand down. You’re no match.

[79]
type = Korai
dialogue = But we are!

[80]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Eep! Help me!
GoTo1 = -1



[82]
type = Player
dialogue = Dammit, girls! I’m throwing everything I’ve got at you! Saki wasn’t kiddin’ about that vampire strength.

[83]
type = Korai
dialogue = Come here. We won’t hurt you.

[84]
type = Belleros
dialogue = You smell delicious.

[85]
type = Fae
dialogue = Is the sun making them stronger? They smell of Arcana more and more.

[86]
type = Belleros
dialogue = Let me lick you all over . . .

[87]
type = Korai
dialogue = Your face would fit so nicely between my tits . . .

[88]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Oi! Why are they drooling over you and not me? That’s rude, innit?

[89]
type = Player
dialogue = Focus, Charlotte! I think they’re drawn to my Lewd Arcana. They want to feed on Lewd Arcana just like Bamp in the graveyard. Charlotte, see that pyramid?

[90]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Y-yes?

[91]
type = Player
dialogue = It’s loaded with powerful artifacts Go find something powerful. Anything that’ll distract them. I’ll keep ‘em busy.

[92]
type = Fae
dialogue = You mean fight them . . . or . . . ?

[93]
type = Player
dialogue = You want your memories erased again?

[94]
type = Fae
dialogue = Absolutely not!

[95]
type = Player
dialogue = Then it’s fight on! EXPLOOOSION!
GoTo1 = -1



[97]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = It’s dark as a demon’s armpit in here . . . Wait, what’s that sound? Hello? Anyone lurking?
GoTo1 = -1



[99]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Bloody hell! No one said there’d be monsters! Wankers, the lot of them . . . Right, better stay sharp.
GoTo1 = -1



[102]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = There’s got to be potent artifact in that sarcophagus. No traps . . . no guards . . . Let’s pop it open.

[103]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Ughh . . . heavy . . .

[104]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Almost . . . got it . . . There!

[105]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Ew. You are pretty well conserved for whoever or whatever you are. You’d do well in a museum.

[106]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = I’ll be taking that staff of yours. Looks proper magical. Ta, love. Sleep tight.
item = 18

[107]
type = Stemery
dialogue = Who dares awaken me from mine slumber?

[108]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = AAAAAH! BLOODY HELL! BUGGER OFF!

[109]
type = Stemery
dialogue = Thou! Return at once, knave!
GoTo1 = -1



[111]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = I got it! I’ve got the artifact! This ought to keep them busy.

[112]
type = Player
dialogue = About time you came back. I’m almost out of stamina. How many times did we knock them down Fae?

[113]
type = Fae
dialogue = Stopped counting at seventeen. And that was a while ago.

[114]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = We may want to skedaddle back to the Academy. I might’ve woken an ancient mummy cursed to destroy us all.

[115]
type = Player
dialogue = Frig. I can’t handle these two and a cursed mummy. Foursome’s postponed, ladies! Come here you hungry cocksuckers. That’s right, follow me. Through the portal you go. See you on the other side Charlotte.

[116]
type = Korai
dialogue = You can’t run from us!

[117]
type = Belleros
dialogue = I’ll swallow you whole!
GoTo1 = -1



[119]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Here, take this! Should be plenty of Arcana to keep you both busy for a bit!

[120]
type = Korai
dialogue = Kssss . . .

[121]
type = Belleros
dialogue = Raaaah . . .

[122]
type = Player
dialogue = Charlotte . . . they’re still giving me that look. The hungry one. I don’t like it.

[123]
type = Fae
dialogue = There's barely any Arcana in this thing! It's a glorified paperweight!

[124]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = What?! How was I supposed to know?! It looked magical!

[125]
type = Player
dialogue = LOOKED? Can’t you feel Arcana? You know, like a witch does?

[126]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = I’m still an initiate! I’m not used to Arcana's feel yet! Aaaah! They’re coming!

[127]
type = Player
dialogue = Darnit . . . I’m spent . . . Go grab Saki! I’ll hold them off. Sorry Fae, this might cost you a few memories.

[128]
type = Fae
dialogue = What? No! Let them feed on her instead! I don’t wanna go back!
GoTo1 = 130



[130]
type = Stemery
dialogue = At last! There thou art. Didst thou believe thee could hide from me? And in mine own King’s court? Foolish mortal!

[131]
type = Korai
dialogue = RAAAAH!

[132]
type = Belleros
dialogue = OH MAMA! DINNER TIME!

[133]
type = Stemery
dialogue = Back, creatures! I have business elsewhere. Back! I said back! Aaaaah! Huung. Oh fuck. YES!

[134]
type = Korai
dialogue = So tasty! Yes yes yes!

[135]
type = Belleros
dialogue = Aaaah, finally . . .

[136]
type = Player
dialogue = Is this the mummy you woke up?

[137]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = That’s her.

[138]
type = Player
dialogue = Not so bad after all. I have a feeling she’ll fit right in. Let’s give them some privacy. Can you keep an eye on them while they finish their vampire crazed sex?

[139]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = You’re seriously asking me to peep while they shag right in front of me?

[140]
type = Player
dialogue = I can smell your Arcana in my bedroom every time Europa and I fuck. You’re not so invisible as you think you are.

[141]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Bloody hell . . . Fine, I’ll watch. But don’t tell anyone what I do.

[142]
type = Player
dialogue = Deal. If you teach me how to turn invisible.

[143]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = A deal with the devil’s still a deal. Alright then.
GoTo1 = -1



[145]
type = Player
dialogue = All good, Charlotte?

[146]
type = Stemery
dialogue = Mine king! Forgive thy humble servant. Had I known of thy return, I would have awoken far sooner.

[147]
type = Player
dialogue = I like your attitude. King, eh? Keep that up.

[148]
type = Player
dialogue = Yo Charlotte, what is she talking about?

[149]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = I'll let her explain. Stemery, care to share what you told us earlier? Our King here seems a bit confused.

[150]
type = Stemery
dialogue = Gladly. I am Stemery, thy First Guard. Appointed by Queen Minos herself to protect thee, but failed. Upon thy untimely death, my heart was shattered. I had to atone. Thus I volunteered to safeguard thy tomb . . . forever.

[151]
type = Stemery
dialogue = To behold thee once more, alive and resplendent, fills me with wonder. I knew not thou wert capable of rising from the dead. But naught surprises me anymore, not from thee, mine King.

[152]
type = Player
dialogue = Okay, whoa, slow down. First off, love the compliments. Secondly, what’re you talking about? The late Queen Pastopa never gave me a guard. Least of all a gorgon. You’re all stationed at the Minos Castle for Europa’s coronation nowadays.

[153]
type = Stemery
dialogue = I know not this ''Europa''. My Queen was Queen Minos.

[154]
type = Player
dialogue = Yeah, Europa Minos.

[155]
type = Stemery
dialogue = Nay. Merely Queen Minos. I know not of this Europa.

[156]
type = Player
dialogue = Fae, you following this?

[157]
type = Fae
dialogue = She lost me at ''thy untimely death''.

[158]
type = Player
dialogue = Yeah, what was that about? I’m not dead. And I’m sure not in a pyramid somewhere in a lewdomain.

[159]
type = Stemery
dialogue = But . . . thou . . .  Of course.  Thou art alive. This brings me joy beyond words.

[160]
type = Player
dialogue = I never died. And resurrection magic’s not a thing, right? I’m not a big adept of necromancy, but I don’t recall reading about resurrection ever.

[161]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Resurrection, time travel, unbound summoning, and to a lesser extent divination are the four forbidden and impossible branches of magic.

[162]
type = Stemery
dialogue = Then . . . how? I am certain thou art my King. I’d know thy face and Fae’s anywhere. Even the bracelet . . . it matches. I. . . Tis not possible! Can it be?

[163]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Alright, easy now. Maybe you are still a bit drowsy? You’ve been asleep a long time. We’ll piece this together. Promise.

[164]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = But first, we need to drain that Arcana. No living creature should have their body saturated like yours is. And if I can tell, you know it’s dire! Lucky you, we got the latest Arcana sucking technology.

[165]
type = Stemery
dialogue = Thou speakest true. Laying beneath the harsh sun beside thy tomb hath scorched me. Turns out . . . even blessings, in excess, are curses. Come then, girls. Let us embrace. I must clear mine thoughts.

[166]
type = Korai
dialogue = I was too shy to ask . . . but I’m starving.
GoTo1 = -1


[168]
type = Stemery
dialogue = Lady Charlotte . . . I thank thee. For all thou hast done for me. These times be strange, and the world unfamiliar . . . but because of thee and thy companions, I begin to find my footing once more.

[169]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Oh, sweetheart. You’re a proper softie, aren’t you? It’s been a bloody mess, but I’m glad we met. You’re doing great, love.

[170]
type = Stemery
dialogue = One question remains. When thou didst awaken me in the pyramid . . . didst thou perchance spot a long, oddly-shaped stone?

[171]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Hmm? Oh! Your staff? Sorry, totally slipped my mind. I think I stuffed it somewhere around here . . .

[172]
type = Stemery
dialogue = That . . . is no staff. It is . . . deeply personal.

[173]
type = Korai
dialogue = Wait a sec, did you find another one of those rock dildos? The Ambers are obsessed with them. I think they even started making replicas!

[174]
type = Charlotte
dialogue = Oh no . . . I didn’t know! Sorry, Stemery!
GoTo1 = -1
