▶ No.242070>>242124
start raping mameson
▶ No.242071>>242124
look around da room for ideas of what to do
▶ No.242077
go ap
▶ No.242082
shit on the floor
▶ No.242091>>242099
Go to the BLACKED.com photoshoot
▶ No.242094>>242099
do the nae nae on the matress to try to stimulate yourself
▶ No.242100>>242163
>>242068 (OP)decide to make sproke but it goes wrong
▶ No.242124>>242128>>242129>>242130>>242133>>242134>>242135>>242838
>>242071>look around da room for ideas of what to doYou sit up and give a full view of your room.
>>242070>start raping mamesonThis idea is ludicrous and unheard of, raping a mameson? It's highly illegal to commit such an act in Iceland.
▶ No.242128>>242135>>242139
>>242124I like the piss mattress reference
▶ No.242129>>242236
>>242124 go and turn on der computer
▶ No.242133
>>242124sean looks for mameson porn online
▶ No.242134
>>242124you pick up your mameson and throw him out of the window, just for him to come back again. he is immortal.
▶ No.242135>>242137
>>242124go on the computer and see what's going on outside
>>242128cum mattress doe
▶ No.242137
>>242135my bad i misremembered
▶ No.242139
>>242128it was cum, not piss. meds
▶ No.242236>>242838
>>242130>shit on the floorWhat seems so logical about this? This is stupid. But it remains a possibility in the near future.
>>242129>go and turn on der computerYou go and sit in your chair and turn on your Computer.
It requires a password in which you do not know of yet, perhaps you can look around for more clues?
▶ No.242244
look under your bed
▶ No.242245>>242469
ask mameson
▶ No.242275
adventure threads cant be on page 2
▶ No.242286>>242469
sean looks at his hyperrealistic feet to find the password written on his sole
▶ No.242453
op where u go
▶ No.242469>>242470>>242838
>>242245>ask mamesonYou turn around and look at mameson
>Hello little mame, do you know where i could find the password to my computer?<…Mameson's cannot speak, he is looking at you in confusion.
>>242286>sean looks at his hyperrealistic feet to find the password written on his soleYou lift up your foot to find a bu-
>what bug?You lift up your food to find absolutely nothing underneath it.
It seems you are running out of options…
▶ No.242499
encounter sidson
▶ No.242508
sean feels an uncontrollable need… the need… to BREED!
▶ No.242526>>242528>>242531>>242580>>242838
>>242470>open da drawerYou open "da" drawer to see a piece of paper with the following:
"go outside"
Well i guess it wouldnt hurt to go outside.
You step outside of your box house, there is a rock and a mailbox in the front of the house. What will you do?
▶ No.242530>>242666
check under the rock
▶ No.242531>>242666
>>242526throw the rock through your neighbor's window
▶ No.242580
>>242526Look at the neighbor on the right
▶ No.242666>>242669>>242675>>242703>>242838
>>242530>check under the rockYou check under the rock to find.. Absolutely nothing!
>>242531>throw the rock through your neighbor's windowYou soy-rage at this revelation and decide to throw the rock through your neighbor's window.
>>242528>check the mailNow to finally check the mai-
Yikes.
▶ No.242669
>>242666dox rape kill the person behind you (emphasis on rape)
▶ No.242675>>242838>>243003
>>242666oh my slowburn…
shout at this retard behind you (say that xhe is a jartypedo)
▶ No.242703>>243003
>>242666sic mameson on nate to scare him off
▶ No.242838
>>242124>>242236>>242469>>242526>>242666>>242675Holy gem thread, the sharty hasn't had a single thread even come close to this in months
▶ No.242855
gonna keep this gem up forever
▶ No.243003>>243008>>243011>>243022
You look behind and see your neighbor yelling at you, you engage in a conversation.
<WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING>uhh..>>242675>>shout at this retard behind you (say that xhe is a jartypedo)>You're a "Jartypedo"!<…<ILL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU CORDNIGGER>>242703>sic mameson on nate to scare him offYou somehow manage to throw mameson at your neighbor and tumbles him down easily, he drops some Loot.
What do you do?
▶ No.243011>>244098
>>243003Steal his stuff, then skin him and wear his suit as a disguise
▶ No.243022>>244098
>>243003Use his morphine to get high
▶ No.244098>>244100>>244109>>244114>>244115>>244125
>>243011>Steal his stuff, then skin him and wear his suit as a disguiseStealing is a punishable crime but you cant seem to resist the free vaccine! Too great of a opportunity to pass up on, right?
>>243022>Use his morphine to get highYou're not sure what "morphine" is, this is a COVID-19 vax! Well, here goes.
Sure didn't feel like the COVID-19 Vax, Might as well snap out of it and get back to what's important.
Looks like you'll have to use a coin to reveal the password to the computer.
▶ No.244100
>>244098HOLY GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM NIGGAS LOOK AT THE VIDEO
▶ No.244109>>244151
>>244098actually no see if the shartycuck has a coin on him
▶ No.244114
>>244098built for being reuploaded onto spva
▶ No.244115
>>244098steal sharteen's kidney and sell it for cash
▶ No.244125
>>244098PACKAGE THIS
GO TO SPVA
FUCKING POST IT
▶ No.244130>>244151
be a kind little fuck and make sure your VALUED POC bug-eating neighbor Nate T. Huggers is ok
▶ No.244151>>244153>>244155>>244418
>>244130>be a kind little fuck and make sure your VALUED POC bug-eating neighbor Nate T. Huggers is okYou pick up your neighbor and see he's thankfully alright
>>244109>actually no see if the shartycuck has a coin on himYou engage in a conversation because you're too much of a good boy to steal.
>I'm sorry about our squabble and I know this sounds a little silly to ask after knocking you out, but do you have any spare change?<WHY DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE YOU MY MONEY?>Well if you're not going to lend me any could you at least help me out find a coin?<Fine… as long as it gets you to shut up>We should think of a way to find us a coin. ▶ No.244153
>>244151JUST REALIZED I MISSPELLED IT AS “HUGGERS” AND NOT HIGGERS HOLYYYYYYYY YIKESSSSSSSS
▶ No.244155>>245309
>>244151buy a jar of cockroaches with the coin
▶ No.244415
bumo
▶ No.244418>>244421>>245309
>>244151immigrate to the faroe islands because iceland WNBAG
▶ No.244469
go back UP
▶ No.244866
bump go up
▶ No.245335>>245337
>>245309you go rob some houses
▶ No.245336
>>245321Hunting outcome sounds more interesting than working at mcdonalds for life
▶ No.245337
>>245335KILL YOURSELF
OBSESSED
▶ No.245532
>>245309GO HUNTING FOR CHEESENIGGERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
▶ No.246666>>246671>>248610
look at gun selection
▶ No.246671
>>246666Checked as fuck holy shit
▶ No.246672
>>246664grab a random gun and shoot nate and the chud with it
▶ No.246675
samefag the answer you want so i can continue lurking this thread
▶ No.247345
bump
▶ No.248610>>248611>>248619
>>246666>look at gun selectionYou look at the gun selection and they all seem to be the same variants.
You choose one at random since your knowledge is quite limited on weaponry and your neighbor decides to pay for it with his own money.
<Just bring back whatever you catch from the forest near and ill give you a sum of cash. And get it done today, i don't like waiting.He gives you necessary hunting gear and walk outside preparing to walk into the forest the Chud mentioned.
▶ No.248611>>248613>>248626
>>248610Hunt for a wild fingerboy
▶ No.248619
>>248610Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity
Calculate what we will or will not tolerate
Clutch it like a cornerstone
▶ No.248627>>248684
>>248626obviously the right
▶ No.248634
go upe
▶ No.248653>>248684
>>248626GO TO THE RIGHT, WE'RE NOT GOING FISHING HERE!!!!!
▶ No.248684>>248685>>248716>>250722
>>248653>>248627>obviously the right>GO TO THE RIGHT, WE'RE NOT GOING FISHING HERE!!!!!Your neighbor starts to engage in a conversation with you.
<Alright since we're not going fishing lets just take it to the right, i got this branch that'll make a path for us. And once we catch something we'll get our way back.You decide to follow him while you hold the flashlight behind so you two can see where you are heading.
After a while of making your way you seem to reach a dead end.
Now seems like the best to make a spot and try and find your catch.
Unknown to you your neighbor sees a frog and gets distracted leaving you to yourself.
What will you do?
▶ No.248716>>248723
>>248684scream and flail arms in fear after hearing suspicious sound
▶ No.248723
>>248716SOOOOOOOT DO THIS
▶ No.249298
up
▶ No.249875
GO THE FUCK UP!
▶ No.250236
Immigrants are sliding the gemmy adventure thread
▶ No.250557
>implying we get immigrants
▶ No.250775
Moved to >>>/qa/12123.
