KOCHIKAME
Ah, summer's here again
It's come, it's arrived, it's here
Ah, summer's here again
It's come, it's arrived, here it is!
Big waves, small waves,< i>tiny waves and middle-size waves
Here they come on the southern wind
Big boobs, small boobs,< i>tiny boobs and middle-size boobs
At the beach< i>Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle!
Ah, summer's here again
It's come, it's arrived, it's here
Ah, summer's here again
It's come, it's arrived,< i>it's here already!
Big waves, small waves,< i>tiny waves and middle-size waves
Here they come on the southern wind
Big butts, small butts,< i>tiny butts and middle-size butts
At the beach< i>Bounce, bounce, bounce!
Here they come on the southern wind
Bouncing at the beach< i>Jiggling at the beach
Want you!
REIKO'S ON THE HUNT!
Coming through! Move!
Wait for me!
Woohoo!
The rev counter's at one million! It's entering the red zone!
Powering up to two million!
Hang on for a 90-degree turn!
Hey, you kids! Watch where you're going!
You should stop before turning a corner like that.
Look right, then left, to make sure no cars are coming.
-Okay? -Let's get outta here!
Watch out for cars, you hear!
Oh, I'm late!
Ryo-chan will be mad if I'm late for the shift change.
Hello, Reiko-chan!
Good morning! Is your husband better?
His fever has come down, so he'll be back to work again in two or three days.
It can't be easy doing it all on your own. Please look after your health.
-Okay, take care! -Wait!
We're very grateful for how you always look out for us.
It's not much, but please take these.
But I'm supposed to be at work by twelve. Now I'll definitely be late.
-Here you go. -Thank you very much!
Reiko-chan is such a good girl, isn't she?
Girls as kindhearted as her are rare nowadays.
She's got her head on straight, and she's a looker too!
I wish I could trade my own daughter-in-law for her.
Indeed.
Wait a moment, please!
Come now. Let's cross together.
Oh, thank you! I know there's a pedestrian bridge, but it's so far out of the way.
There are so many cars here. You've really saved me.
They're putting some lights in soon, so you won't need to bear much longer.
Hurry it up, will ya!
Wait here for me, please.
Um, okay.
What was that?
No, I was just...
This lady has been waiting for a long time to cross the road.
You'd think you could wait at least 30 seconds?
O-Okay...
Thank you for your cooperation!
Thank you very much.
No problem! Be careful, okay?
Thank goodness! Reiko-san, can you come with us?
"KINDERGARTEN"
"KATSUSHIKA SPEED FREAKS"
It's been parked like this for a while now.
It's in front of the kindergarten, and it's not safe for kids to cross.
We've told them to move, but they won't listen.
And right in the middle of the crosswalk! Have they no shame?
Will the owner of the car parked outside< i>the kindergarten please move it at once.
"BROKEN DOWN"
So you see, we're waiting on a pal.
He works as a mechanic nearby.
He should be here soon.
That's exactly what you said yesterday.
We know you're lying.
Driver's license, please.
Can't you look the other way? I can't afford any more points on my license.
You Kameari girl cops sure are sweet things, aren't ya?
So you refuse to move your car or provide your license, correct?
I just told you it won't move!
Then I shall move it myself.
What's that thing?
It's actually a cylinder for an air jack.
But if I set it to max, I can inflate it as big as I like. On!
Hey! Stop that, you idiot!
Oh, I don't know how. It's my first time using it.
Uh oh!
Damn it!
You bitch!
Think you can jerk us around, do ya?
You got some sexy legs.
Make that "dangerous legs"!
This ain't the end of this!
Of course it isn't. You still need to pay a fine.
Ah! Oh no!
Welcome back.
You're late. Very late!
I'm sorry, Ryo-chan!
Your shift started at twelve, but it's already gone one o'clock.
I'm very tired from working the night shift.
What's more important, patrolling or my wellbeing?
But you're in there round the clock, even after a shift change.
The chief is up at HQ today, so Ryo-san likes to think he's in charge.
Ah! I'm going on patrol!
Say, I'm getting hungry.
You took your sweet time getting back,
so I didn't even get to go out for lunch.
Hey, don't overcook the noodles. And I want lots of spring onion.
I didn't forget my shift, you know. I just got caught up.
One issue led to another.
Hey, Reiko.
What is it, Ryo-chan?
Pass me that newspaper, would you?
Wouldn't it have been easier to do it yourself?
Some men were illegally parked, and they wouldn't move their car.
They wouldn't take me seriously just because I'm a woman.
While you're here, could you rub my back?
What?
A little lower. Yeah, lower. No, not there. Yes, that's it.
Harder. Yeah, right there.
Like this?
Ugh, no. You're really bad at this. No wonder people don't take you seriously.
How is this even related?
You need a strong and imposing presence when you're out on patrol.
You just don't have that.
I've got an itch. Scratch right around there.
Here?
That's it.
Hey, how's the ramen going? Make sure you don't overcook it.
Oh, I've got another itch...
Ow! What was that for?
I need to be strong, huh? Then take this!
Ugh, so annoying! I swear I'll hit you.
And I'll dodge you!
What's all that for?
They're for throwing at you. I made them myself.
What?
Take that!
Ow!
What do you think?
I think you've let your guard down! Counterattack, go!
Witness the real power of a man!
You coward!
Do you give up?
Oh, we're only just beginning.
If I can't overpower you, I will outlast you.
Take that! And that! And that!
Okay, I get it! That's enough! I give up!
I'm not done yet!
She's really vindictive.
Hello?
I... I saw your poster.
Huh? Do you have the right number?
You're Reiko, right?
Who are you?
Will you go out with me?
What?! Who are you? How did you get this number?
It was on the poster.
What was that about?
Who was it?
No clue. Something about a poster. What a strange call...
Hello?
Is this Reiko?
Who even are you?
We could go to the beach together.
I'll do no such thing.
The mountains, then?
Go date yourself!
What the heck is this? Ugh, so annoying.
No introduction and just "Go out with me"? So rude!
A date?
Give me the phone.
Reiko?
That's right. You want a date?
Y-Yes please!
All right. That'll be 5,000 yen for a first date—
Cut this crap, or I'll arrest you!
Reiko-san!
Huh?
I found these everywhere outside.
What is it?
"HI, I'M REIKO! I'M WAITING FOR YOUR CALL."
So those guys were calling you because they all saw this.
What a crappy candid photo.
I wonder who did it?
I took down a bunch, but there are still loads of them up along the main road.
They're sure going all out. Reiko, any ideas?
How should I know?
This is Naoko! This is Naoko!
Somebody, please respond!
Huh?
Suspicious man found driving a dump truck.
We are currently in pursuit, heading north toward Kameari.
Requesting backup.
The driver was putting up posters of Reiko-san.
Copy that! We'll head them off and trap them from both sides.
How horrible!
It's a parade of Reikos.
They're looking both ways< i>before crossing. What good kids.
Reiko-san, we lost the dump truck.< i>Do you see it anywhere?
Huh?
Could that be it?
Quickly, Ryo-chan!
W-What is it?
Watch out!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Thank goodness.
Look! My arm's all scratched up.
Ouch! And my back hurts.
You'll pay for this!
Reiko, calm down.
Man, that smarts.
Quickly. Put your seat belt on.
We should call this in first.
This is Ryotsu. Currently in pursuit of a dump truck with an Adachi license plate.
That driver is the one who was< i>putting all those posters up.
All right, let's box them in. You take National Route 6 and head for—
I told you to put your seat belt on.
Ouch!
You're not getting away!
Got him!
Dump truck! Hold it right there!
Damn, they weren't wrong about this chick.
Reiko, what happened back there?
Listen up, you two! You almost ran those children over!
And this.
What do you have against me?
It's nothing against you...
Then why were you posting these all over town?
Reiko-san!
Over there. Look.
Ah! It's them!
Who are they?
Damn it. They saw us.
They're the ringleaders.
-You handle these guys. -Okay!
Come on, Ryo-chan!
It's the car I was telling you about.
The hooligans who were illegally parked, huh?
They have terrible taste in cars too.
That kind of car belongs in a dusty old museum.
So much for broken down. Back on track, are we?
Shut up!
After them! Don't let them get away!
I would have destroyed that car if I'd known this was going to happen.
Damn it. This cop chick just won't quit.
Not very gallant, are we?
You're the one who chose violence.
You damaged our car over a parking issue!
All complaints are handled at the police station.
That's right!
To hell with this!
Hold it right there!
Settle down, Reiko!
Look, I agree with you, but this car is a mini. It's only got a 550cc engine.
Theirs must be at least 2,000cc. We'll never catch them!
Hey. She's still following us.
She's no ordinary cop chick. She's on a whole 'nother level!
Get on the expressway.
No way their car will keep up then.
They're going on the expressway. We can't follow them in this.
This is Reiko.
Yes, this is the Kameari Park< i>Police Station.
Kei-chan, I need a favor.
We can't even see them anymore.
Hey! Reiko!
This isn't good.
Quick! Pull over!
Here he comes. Over here!
An Audi Quattro?
Sorry I'm late.
It just arrived yesterday.
This is the car that won the Montecarlo Rally.
I talked a collector into giving it to me, and—
Right. I'll bring it back.
O-Okay...
The coast was clear for a while, but now some other car is following us.
H-Hey, don't tell me they...
Sorry, sport.
Keep going! Almost there.
Huh?
What is it? What happened?
We're almost out of gas. Ugh, this is so frustrating!
What the hell, Nakagawa! At least fill her up before handing her over.
And there's no gas stations on the expressway.
Hey, found us some gas!
Reiko, slow down.
We'll get some gas from that tanker behind us.
What?
What are they doing?
Damn it. Traffic's jammed. I can't get through!
At 100 yen per liter, it's 4,500 yen for 45 liters, right?
Reiko, give me 4,500 yen!
Keep the change!
Keep it?
That means she doesn't want it, right?
In that case, I'll keep the change!
You little pests.
Quick, the money! Give me my change!
Ryo-chan, get in already!
Give me my change! That's my money!
That change is mine!
Oh, my money!
Here they come again.
I'm sick of this!
Damn it.
Oh no! My money!
Damn those guys!
That's cute. You think you can run?
Reiko, after them! You have my permission!
Hey, wait. Wrong way! You're going against traffic!
This is too much, Reiko!
"INDOOR SKIING"
Whoa! What's going on?
Damn it... This lowrider can't drive on snow.
Let's see how high we can get that car, hey?
Stop it, Reiko!
Pushing another car up a snow ramp is too much, even for an Audi!
Whoa! Please, no!
We're sorry! Please! Someone help!
I'm scared!
Let this be a lesson— never underestimate a woman!
Note to self.< i>Keep Reiko on your good side.
Well, we got up here, but how are we going to get down?
"KATSUSHIKA POLICE HEADQUARTERS"
Good morning!
We finished waxing it.
Good job.
What's gotten into them?
They were so impressed by Reiko-san's driving
that they wanted to become her students.
I haven't had a scare like that in a long time.
You guys had better watch your back with Reiko too.
-Got it? -Sure.
Ryo-chan, did you call?
Here, I made some tea.
Reiko-san, as always, thank you for making such delicious tea.
Thank you very much!
What lovely weather!
Be careful!
We know!
Oh, it's you. From before.
Thank you for helping me the other day.
You're very welcome.
Reiko-chan.
Oh, hello. What's the matter?
I met a man who'd be a perfect match for you.
What?
You're at a perfect age to be thinking about marriage.
Oh, you...
Say...
I pity the poor sap who ends up marrying her.
Agreed.
TODAY'S DAMAGE REPORT
TWO CARS
The Olympics are this year!
And the Olympics means Higurashi.
He's a fellow colleague< i>at Kameari Park Police Station.
But he only ever wakes< i>once every four years.
But you'll never believe< i>what his special ability is!
NEXT EPISODE WAKE UP, HIBERNATING COP!
Don't miss it!
Let's keep smiling always
Even when things go wrong
Keep a pretty smile on your face
And go out as if nothing happened
Hey, show me your smile
You did nothing wrong
Hey, show me your smile
Just like you did before, yeah
I want you to smile always
A woman with a frown isn't pretty
So you should smile as soon as you can
It's the grown-up thing to do
KOCHIKAME SEE YOU NEXT TIME!