///// &&&&&&& bbbbbb ///// /:::/ &::&&&::& b:::b /:::/ /:::/ &::& &::& b:::b /:::/ /:::/ mmmmmm mmmmmmm &::& &::& b:::bbbbbbb /:::/ /:::/mm::::::m m::::::mm &::&&&::& b::::::::::b /:::/ /:::/ m::::::::::::::::::m &::::::&& b:::bbbb::::b /:::/ /:::/ m::::mmm::::mmm::::m &:::::::& &&&&b:::b b::::b /:::/ /:::/ m:::m m::m m:::m &:::&&&::& &:::&b:::b b:::b /:::/ /:::/ m:::m m::m m:::m&:::& &::&&:::&&b:::b b:::b /:::/ /:::/ m:::m m::m m:::m&:::& &:::::& b:::b b:::b/:::/ /:::/ m:::m m::m m:::m&::::& &&::::&& b:::bbbbbb::b/:::/ /:::/ m:::m m::m m:::m &&:::&&&:&&&::::&b::::::::::b/:::/ ///// mmmmm mmmm mmmmm &&&&&&& &&&& bbbbbbbbbb///// FAQ & PASTEBIN by AMISYEAR / EXCLUSIVELY FOR GAMEF/ag/S =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Table of Contents -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 0. Gameday Instructions 1. Gimmick 2. Balancing Notes -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 0. Gameday Instructions -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HOME STADIUM: Butterlord Arena (if they didn't get it in, go with something like Colosseum). BALL: Fellow of Infinite Jest (small skull) Kit: prefer 1 otherwise pick whatever doesn't clash Gimmick: if any player who isn't Harlaus (gold captain) is injured (even just ded), sub that player out. Don't sub Harlaus even if he's really dead, just leave his spot open. If the keeper gets a red or really ded then sub him because that's funny and I've only ever had 1 keeper red in testing (if no subs are available, move the DMF in the net). OTHERWISE MAKE NO SUBS. Fullbacks are wing forward double As in case you need to sub one of the medal wing forwards. If subbing, registered position is preferred if multiple players have the same condition. If there's still a tie, it's rigger's choice. If subbing in Reread the Lore (he's an RB/RMF/LWF), play the entire Reread the Lore chant (don't cut it short faggot). ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Start preset 1 Sub non-medals by condition (registered position is preferred if multiple players have the same condition) Corners on same side FB Flip a coin; if heads, turn on auto-offside trap ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game 2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Start preset 2 Sub non-medals by condition (registered position is preferred if multiple players have the same condition UNLESS: - if starting LB (Khuzait Horsefucker) and Pure Steppe Waifu (bench LB) have the same condition, put Pure Steppe Waifu in - if starting RB (It's Almost Harvesting Season) and >floris (bench RB) have the same condition, put >floris in) !!!!replace right CB with a registered CB!!!! Corners on same side FB ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game 3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Start preset 3 Sub non-medals by condition (registered position is preferred if multiple players have the same condition) !!!!replace right CB with a registered CB!!!! Corners on ___OPPOSITE___ side wing mid ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game 4+ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Start preset 1 Sub non-medals by condition (registered position is preferred if multiple players have the same condition) Corners on same side FB Turn on auto-change preset (so it switches between P1 and P2 depending on what's happening in game). "B-but you said replace the right CB on Game 2 and not on Game 1, and now you want to switch between the two presets? How do you reconcile that?" You don't -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 1. Gimmick -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- /m&b/ Knocked Unconscious by Looter The brave knights of /m&b/ (formerly /mbg/), led by their captain King Harlaus have returned to play divegrass. These men and ladies are no ordinary soldiers but are heroes and companions and are immune to death in Calradia unlike the common peasantry and arrow fodder. If any of these brave soldiers fall in battle, it is only because they've been knocked unconscious so they should be removed from the battle and replaced with reinforcements. Only a few reinforcements may reach the battle at any given time, so the men who start the fight must remain on the field even if they are exhausted. The exception to this is King Harlaus, rightful heir to the Calradian throne. He is a symbol for all to look up to, but there is one delusional cunt, Lady Isolla of Suno, who believes the throne is hers and plots for Harlaus' down- fall. If Harlaus is removed from the field of battle in front of his foes, it will be a disaster for his legitimacy, even if he is knocked unconscious and unable to fight. Have his most trusted knights bring him back to his horse on the sideline and hold him up on his horse so his presence may continue to inspire hope in his troops, and fear in his enemies. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 2. Balancing Notes -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Uses the VGL ruleset. Hopefully the formations are a sufficient meme.