/tism/ - Autism

i member famous speedrunner cosmo right around when the he was hit with the trannybeam talk about this soylent and just wanting this as his only source of food becuase that way he'd never have to concern himself with food.

young people are dumb, they fall for anything. if old people were wise and not corrupt, young people wouldn't fall for raisin like that. i guess the desire not having to bother with food so much is real and just grind zelda ocarina of time all day is valid. but all the dude would have had to do was buy loads of banana and just eat mostly banana instead of this stupid dead food. if food is shelfstable, it means it is dead.

the ancestors knew how to eat instinctively. there was no marketing back then so i guess they would make better decisions in the supermarket then most modern people. i live the ancestors dream though, they smile down at me and point from the clouds as one of the few guys who didn't fall for the trap of modern stupidfood.

>>151
SECA, i care about this raisin

>>159
>i care about this raisin
but why? when other people install ad-blocker, do you install ad-enhancer that increases the amount of ads you are seeing and one of the enhanced ads was this stupid drink? other then you being brainwashed i can't think of a reason to have this little regard for actual human digestion and fall for this consumer idiocy drink.

>>161 (You)
wasn't gonna drink it anyways but ok

>>160
ermm.. le baited or something

also it's a soy woahjack website don't take it too seriously

i don't actually drink soylent

>>161 (You)
>Filtered Water
>Soy Protein Isolate,

interesting for them to call it isolate because this i believe the be the worst about this product. it is made from chemical isolates. it should be made from whole foods. if someone insists on soy (and i wouldn't) why not eat the whole bean. i could make you something way better from 5 whole ingredients and it would be cheaper too.

>Maltodextrin
stupid isolate, there is maple syrup to sweeten stuff, there is agave syrup, or just dates. dates aren't expensive.

>High Oleic Sunflower Oil
almost as awful as canola

>Allulose,
>Allulose occurs naturally in small quantities in a variety of foods
so just more isolate

>Canola Oil (the worst seed oil)
yeah

>Cellulose Vitamin and Mineral Premix,
probably a fancy way to describe industrial vegetable waste, like waste from a salad factory XD

>Modified Food Starch (poison)
yeah food for fungus and parasites inside you that has to be digested in a different program then protein because the digestion routines cancel each other out

>Soluble Corn Fiber
waste from the canned corn factory probably

>Soy Lecithin
more isolate bullraisin

>Natural Flavors
this is unacceptable behavior. name the flavors, people wanna know what is really in there!

>Salt
probably salt made from chemical waste

>Gellan Gum
this gellan gum is doing the heavy lifting. the food product inventors just throw a bunch of garbage together and then gellan gum makes it all work and keeps this toiletwater together.
>prevent ingredient separation
>texture and mouthfeel
>strong, heat-resistant, and acid-stable gels
>improves moisture retention and shelf life
>vegan alternative to gelatin
>ability to form transparent gels and withstand extreme conditions (heat, acid, salt)

>Sucralose
all these chemical sugars are a mistake.

>Synthetic minerals that are basically poison:
>Magnesium Phosphate (Magnesium) Potassium Chloride (Potassium) Tricalcium Phosphate (Calcium) Dipotassium Phosphate (Potassium) Choline Chloride (Choline) Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C) DL-Alpha-Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E) Niacinamide (Niacin/Vitamin B3) Ferrous Bisglycinate (Iron) Zinc Oxide (Zinc) Manganese Sulfate (Manganese) D-Calcium Pantothenate, Copper Gluconate, Thiamine Hydrochloride, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Riboflavin, Vitamin A Palmitate, Potassium Iodide, Folic Acid, Chromium Chloride, Vitamin K1, Sodium Selenite, Sodium Molybdate, Biotin, Ergocalciferol, Cyanocobalamin

and now just a bunch of chemicals to turn it into a flintstone vitamin i guess?

man these people are scum. if you were to own the factory that turned all the powders and liquids into this, you would not give this to your child. you would give your child an organic banana-raspberry smoothie and get the idiot cattle consumers to pay for your garbage while you smile on pictures pretending that you eat it but making sure not to touch this with your mouth.

(boo there is no character counter, it just says "too much" when trying to post. very inconsiderate towards those who can read and write quickly. i guess this is a board for sportsball fans…well real sportsball fans all use facebook and instagram so what's the point…)

>>164
>i don't actually drink soylent

good for you mane but i remember what i believed to be genuine excitement about it at the time it came out.

>>167
>>166
>>165
okay now i am very interested

>>169
>okay now i am very interested

i've done tons of health experiments since 2017 and right now i am at a peak moment in my life where i am eating the last dead food i still have and transition to what i believe to be the healthiest diet there is, putting me into permanent detox and giving me bowel transit times where i raisin out what i eat minutes after i eat it. holler at your bursche if you want details!

i am cooking my last meal as i type this (is a coconutmilk curry from peas, onion and corn) and on monday i will have one last day of eating and after that i am done eating.

>>170 (You)
oh wow secret japanese imageboard technology.

if you have a high powered blender and you want to drink a healthy cocoa that tastes nice try this, i would recommend this instead as just your default crave-satisfier.

1000-1500ml of water
3-5 tablespoon of hemp nuts*
1-3 tablespoon of cocoa powder**
pinch of vanilla***
4-10 dates****

*hemp nuts are hemp seeds but without it's hard shell and you could blend them with water in a powerful blender to make hemp milk, which is already awesome. no only easy to digest but helps you digest other stuff even, tastes good, full of nutrients. i buy them in big bags and they last for a long time to make many pitchers of this delicious milk.

**you know the asshole factory owners are too cheap to put the good stuff into chocolate you can buy anymore; so you CANT buy it anymore! this is one of the remaining good ways to enjoy the benefits of actual cocoa. if you can try getting organic, try getting raw, try getting whole beans or if you are a gigchad of nutrition try getting the actual cocoa fruit with it's thick shell so you can eat the raw real beans in there!

***since this goes into the high powered blender, i like to just cut off a small piece (1cm) of actual vanilla bean and it will just melt in the blender and release it's goodness. vanilla powder is too expensive for me and those liquids are nasty because they put sugar in them.

****i recomend you wear your stab-proof vest and venture to the local muslim market and get some dates and if you can, not just any old dates, get a paperbox of the ones called mozafati, they are small and delightful and unless they sell you very old ones, should melt in the blender. old ones are hard but they still work fine in this recipe.

try it as a fun adventure that happens to be healthy and you will not be disappointed!

>>174 (You)
goodest idea o algo