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KOCHIKAME

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<i>Ah, summer's here again</i>

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<i>It's come, it's arrived, it's here</i>

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<i>Ah, summer's here again</i>

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<i>It's come, it's arrived, here it is!</i>

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<i>Big waves, small waves,
tiny waves and middle-size waves</i>

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<i>Here they come on the southern wind</i>

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<i>Big boobs, small boobs,
tiny boobs and middle-size boobs</i>

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<i>At the beach
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle!</i>

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<i>Ah, summer's here again</i>

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<i>It's come, it's arrived, it's here</i>

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<i>Ah, summer's here again</i>

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<i>It's come, it's arrived,
it's here already!</i>

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<i>Big waves, small waves,
tiny waves and middle-size waves</i>

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<i>Here they come on the southern wind</i>

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<i>Big butts, small butts,
tiny butts and middle-size butts</i>

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<i>At the beach
Bounce, bounce, bounce!</i>

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<i>Here they come on the southern wind</i>

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<i>Here they come on the southern wind</i>

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<i>Bouncing at the beach
Jiggling at the beach</i>

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<i>Want you!</i>

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WAKE UP, HIBERNATING COP!

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<i>The torch that's been burning in the sky
of Atlanta is now quietly going out.</i>

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<i>See you again in Sydney
in four years' time...</i>

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The Olympics are over already.

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Hmm... It doesn't feel like it's enough.

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Not enough?
You mean the number of medals?

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Not that. It feels like these Olympics
are missing something important.

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"Tokyo Olympic Ondo?"

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I always liked Haruo Minami's
version of that song.

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Wrong. I'm thinking of something
that makes a strong impact.

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Oh, that thing women use
when putting on face power.

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That's a "compact."

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It's on the tip of my tongue,
but I can't quite remember.

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Hmm?

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Yes, cicadas!
It has to do with cicadas.

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Cicadas? The large brown ones
like that one?

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Not that kind.

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The smaller Walker's cicadas then?

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Oh, you're getting closer.

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Are there any other kinds?

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There are the ones that make
a "kanakana" sound.

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What? Because they "kana" sing well?

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No, they're called... higurashi cicadas!

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What?

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Higurashi!

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That's it! I forgot about him.

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No wonder. Like the Olympics,
it only happens every four years.

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So four years have already passed...

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Since what?

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Besides us, there's a guy named Higurashi
who works at this police station.

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Huh?

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-I've never heard of him.
-Me, neither.

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You guys started working here recently,
so you wouldn't know.

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Indeed.

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The last time he came to work
was four years ago,

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at the time of the Barcelona Olympics.

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So, he's been absent from work
for four whole years?

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Higurashi is an extremely lazy man.

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From the very start,
he often missed work.

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He'd only come in
about three days a month.

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That gradually escalated, and now
he only shows up once every four years.

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Once every four years?!

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Yeah. So, he's nicknamed "Olympic man."

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I can't believe there's a man
who's lazier than you, Ryo-chan.

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How come he doesn't get fired?

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Higurashi has special abilities.

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Special abilities?

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Bring him here and show them.

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Me?

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Please ask someone else.

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You're the only person
who knows Higurashi well.

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Just go and get him!

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Sorry for the wait.

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It's okay.

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Huh?!

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Why do you need such heavy equipment
just to wake him up?

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You'll see.

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"NIKONIKO DORMITORY"

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I didn't know Higurashi-san lived
in the same dorm as you.

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Well, I think this is his room.

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Surely this is a storage room.

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You idiot. This isn't for storage.
A person actually lives here.

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Yes, this is it.

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Darn, I knew it'd be rusty

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-Nakagawa, force the door open.
-Okay.

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Stand back, Nakagawa!

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Hey, Higurashi! Are you there?

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A human shouldn't live
in a place like this.

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It's been left untouched for four years.

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I can't see anything in this gloom.

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Nakagawa, open the window shutters.

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A-All right.

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Ouch...

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Something's stuck to my face!

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-Oh, it's a spider web.
-Get a grip!

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What kind of cop is afraid of spiders?

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-There're even bats in here.
-Yeow!

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It's too bright. I need sunglasses!

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Oh man, what a pain in the ass!

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Nakagawa, lend him yours.

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Here you are.

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Th-Thank you.

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The guy reacts like Dracula
every time I wake him up.

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Is that your voice, Ryotsu?

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That's right. I came to pick you up.

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What? Is it still the summer of '92?

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Or is it already autumn
as I slept a little?

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Autumn is long since over,
and it's 1996 now.

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No way! Did the Japan New Party
become popular?

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That party is long gone.

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Oh. What about the troubled
the Liberal Democratic Party?

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It still exists, but some members left
and formed another party.

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So, Miyazawa-san isn't
prime minister anymore?

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Miyazawa-san? Oh yeah, he was
prime minister four years ago.

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While you were sleeping, it changed to
Hosokawa-san, Hada-san, Murayama-san,

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and now it's Hashimoto-san.

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That's a lot of changes.

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And Yukio Aoshima is Governor of Tokyo.

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The celebrity? You're kidding!

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Next you'll tell me comedian
Knock Yokoyama is Governor of Osaka.

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Correct! How did you know?

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Seriously? How about the sumo-wrestling
brothers, Wakahanada and Takahanada?

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They changed their names
to Wakanohana and Takanohana.

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Wakanohana has made it to ozeki rank,
and Takanohana is a yokozuna.

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The world has changed so much.

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He's like Taro Urashima
in the old tale.

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Ryotsu, who's that young guy?

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He's Nakagawa, a rookie cop
who joined us this year.

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Anyway, stop lying on your futon
and get up now!

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Don't shout at me when
I've got an empty stomach.

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Let me eat something first.

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No, I have no strength.
Open it for me, would you?

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This fridge is broken.

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Are the rice balls and bread
I bought still good?

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They've completely dried up.

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How about the milk?

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Of course it's not—

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Hey, it's heavy!

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What?

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It's turned into cheese. What luck!

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That's pretty good. You want some?

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N-No, thank you.

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Practicing self-restraint, huh?
Okay, you can watch TV while I eat.

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It's nice to watch it while lying down.

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I'll have a bath too.

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Ryotsu, could you run the bath for me?

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But I don't see a bath anywhere.

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You use the washing machine as a bath?

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Take off the sheets and pillowcase.
I'll wash them at the same time.

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S-Sure.

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Here they are.

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Press the reverse button.

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This reverse washing feels so good.

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He's a man of ultimate laziness.

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Put on this uniform.

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Sorry, but could you spread it out?

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What a pain in the ass!

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All right.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah, but I feel sluggish,
maybe due to lack of sleep.

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You slept too much.

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You think so?

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-Oh, it's this way.
-Sorry.

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Are you all right?

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Since when are there stairs here?

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Since a long time ago. Did you forget?

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Now you mention it, I think
I fell down them four years ago as well.

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Yeah, you did it eight years ago
and 12 years ago too.

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So it's a tradition?

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What? Didn't you come in a patrol car?

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It's just a 15-minute walk. Let's go.

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I'm tired. Let's go in my car.

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You have a car?

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It's a Volkswagen Beetle!
They don't make them anymore.

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But this one is new!

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No, I bought it 20 years ago.

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It looks new because
I've only driven it twice.

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Twice in 20 years.
Wouldn't it be better to just get a taxi?

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It's a hassle to flag one down. Get in.

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It's kind of scary to have
only three kilometers on the meter.

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I've never driven out of town.
Here we go.

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Okay, the engine started.

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What do I do next?

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Step on the clutch
and shift the gear lever to a low gear.

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Ah, that's right.
Which one is the clutch?

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How could he destroy
a good-as-new car in three seconds?

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It's impressive in a way.

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I'm certainly awake now, though.

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Chief, I brought him.

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Oh, thanks.

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I'm tired from my first walk in years.

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Time for a nap.

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I see you're just as lazy
as you were four years ago.

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Good grief, what a pain in the ass!

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Come on! Wake up, Higurashi!

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Yes, I'm awake.

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At least say hello to the chief!

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Chief, it's been a while.

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You're still only a sergeant?

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It's none of your business.

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This is Terai who came here
three years ago.

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Hello, I'm Higurashi.

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N-Nice to meet you.

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I'm a fan of actress Risa Miyazawa.

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I just bought her popular
nude photo book, Yonta Fe.

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Let's look at it together sometime.

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Um, okay.

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No one talks about
that photo book anymore. Next...

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I'm back.

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Reiko, let me introduce you.

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Oh, this is him?

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Here you go.

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Hmm?

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Hello, I'm Higurashi.

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People say I live on the edge.
Pleasure to meet you.

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N-Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Reiko Akimoto.

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Oh, Higurashi is fully awake.

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He can't resist a pretty woman.

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I can feel it!
There's something in the air.

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A case is calling to me!

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W-What happened to him?

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Now, he can finally show his true skills.

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Terai, bring the unsolved case files!

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Yes, sir.

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First one, a missing man.

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I can see him.

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This man is working at a construction site
in Yamagata City, Tohoku.

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Terai, call HQ right now!

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S-Sure.

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This is Kameari Park Police Station.

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Higurashi-san has awakened.

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The second case, a jewelry thief.

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The culprit named Nakayama is hiding
in an apartment by the Sumida River.

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Serial arsonist Yamada is holed up
in an apartment in Fukagawa.

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Next, marriage scammer Suzuki
is hiding out at Asakusa Kaminarimon.

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That's amazing!

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It's clairvoyance.

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Higurashi solves unsolved cases
every time he wakes up.

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Next, next, next...

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Oh, I'm tired. I'm getting sleepy.

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You idiot! You haven't done
four years' worth of work yet!

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Reiko, give his shoulders a rub.

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What?

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Thanks for your hard work.

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You have an amazing ability.

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Okay!

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Ryotsu, bring me a camera!

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All right, here.

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Oh, I can see it!

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What's he doing?

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Psychic photography.

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He can create images of incidents
that will happen in the next 24 hours.

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You mean he can see the future?

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Got it.

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What's on the picture?

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An underwear thief!

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There have been a lot of thefts
nearby recently.

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But we can't tell who the culprit is
from this photo.

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He's blurred out into a shadow.
Must be pretty quick.

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Then, let's take sequential shots.

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Four consecutive shots, incredible!

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His skills are getting more impressive
every year.

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Huh? It's just a dog!

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That dog often barks at me
when I'm on patrol.

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-All right, get to it!
-Yes, sir!

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It's this house.

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Oh, this house has filed the most reports
for stolen underwear.

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Talk about a blind spot.

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The woman who lives here
is an annoying Amurer.

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An Amurer? What's that?

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An Amurer is a fan of the fashion style
of the top idol Nanae Amuro.

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What? Isn't Risa Miyazawa
the top idol anymore?

00:17:13.783 --> 00:17:16.619
She got too skinny
and is taking a break now.

00:17:16.827 --> 00:17:17.995
Oh no...

00:17:18.204 --> 00:17:19.747
Don't get discouraged, Higurashi.

00:17:19.956 --> 00:17:20.790
Let's go.

00:17:26.420 --> 00:17:29.090
There's no way my Taku is the culprit.

00:17:29.715 --> 00:17:34.136
You're making false accusations 'cause
you can't catch the criminal, aren't you?

00:17:34.345 --> 00:17:35.179
What?

00:17:45.022 --> 00:17:47.108
W-What's happening?

00:17:47.316 --> 00:17:49.443
Higurashi also has telekinesis.

00:17:57.118 --> 00:17:57.952
A hole!

00:18:02.039 --> 00:18:03.708
The stolen underwear!

00:18:04.208 --> 00:18:05.751
Th-That can't be...

00:18:06.419 --> 00:18:08.296
Well done, Higurashi-san!

00:18:08.713 --> 00:18:10.965
Hmm, I feel it again!

00:18:11.465 --> 00:18:13.592
-Nakagawa, get the camera!
-Sure.

00:18:16.345 --> 00:18:18.014
It's a bank robbery this time.

00:18:18.222 --> 00:18:21.100
I've seen this bank before.
It's in front of the station.

00:18:21.475 --> 00:18:23.352
Look. There's a clock.

00:18:24.270 --> 00:18:25.563
Five minutes to three.

00:18:26.647 --> 00:18:28.566
Only 10 minutes left.

00:18:28.774 --> 00:18:33.112
Reiko, I'll leave you in charge here.
Us two will head straight to the bank.

00:18:33.612 --> 00:18:34.530
Roger.

00:18:35.781 --> 00:18:37.658
-Hurry up, Nakagawa!
-Okay!

00:18:38.492 --> 00:18:40.703
"KAMEARI BANK"

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Everybody, hands up!

00:19:03.684 --> 00:19:05.102
Just give me the money!

00:19:05.853 --> 00:19:07.313
Welcome.

00:19:07.688 --> 00:19:09.315
Jeez, a gorilla!

00:19:09.523 --> 00:19:10.775
I'll show you a gorilla!

00:19:11.400 --> 00:19:12.651
You bastard!

00:19:12.860 --> 00:19:13.694
Ryotsu!

00:19:19.325 --> 00:19:23.120
Damn it, you're in my way.
Time to die!

00:19:24.538 --> 00:19:25.915
W-What?

00:19:26.123 --> 00:19:27.083
Get him!

00:19:27.291 --> 00:19:28.292
Take this!

00:19:30.836 --> 00:19:34.173
Handcuffs, Higurashi!
Put the cuffs on him!

00:19:35.424 --> 00:19:37.009
This isn't the time to sleep!

00:19:39.970 --> 00:19:41.597
Good work, everyone.

00:19:41.972 --> 00:19:45.935
Higurashi-san really does have
amazing abilities.

00:19:46.143 --> 00:19:48.104
Now I know why he doesn't get fired.

00:19:48.479 --> 00:19:50.231
Hmm? Where did Higurashi go?

00:19:50.439 --> 00:19:52.650
Huh? He was just here a minute ago.

00:19:54.318 --> 00:19:55.986
I'm tired. I can't do it anymore.

00:19:56.654 --> 00:19:59.740
If not all the races,
just the main one is fine.

00:19:59.949 --> 00:20:03.035
Use your psychic photography to see
the first and second finishers.

00:20:03.244 --> 00:20:05.246
-What are you doing, Ryotsu?
-Yikes!

00:20:08.999 --> 00:20:14.380
Chief! Uh, I was just asking Higurashi
to solve one more case.

00:20:14.588 --> 00:20:16.507
What case has
first and second finishers?

00:20:16.716 --> 00:20:18.467
You were listening?

00:20:25.057 --> 00:20:27.476
Oh, I can feel it!

00:20:27.685 --> 00:20:29.520
Good, which ones?

00:20:29.728 --> 00:20:31.230
You idiot!

00:20:31.439 --> 00:20:33.232
So, it was a horse racing prediction.

00:20:41.115 --> 00:20:42.199
Huh?

00:20:43.325 --> 00:20:44.702
Oh!

00:20:45.703 --> 00:20:49.415
Th-This is me getting run over by a truck!

00:20:49.915 --> 00:20:52.334
Yes, it's definitely you.

00:20:52.543 --> 00:20:53.961
That's a bad omen.

00:20:55.421 --> 00:20:59.508
Hey, have you got a grudge against me?
Why did you make such a photo?

00:20:59.717 --> 00:21:01.343
I don't know. It just came out.

00:21:01.719 --> 00:21:05.139
It might not be fatal.
You could just be seriously injured.

00:21:05.347 --> 00:21:08.809
That's not reassuring at all.
Either way, I'm gonna get run over.

00:21:09.310 --> 00:21:11.562
Ryotsu, don't worry about it.

00:21:11.896 --> 00:21:13.022
Could be a mistake.

00:21:13.230 --> 00:21:15.483
I have absolute confidence
in my abilities,

00:21:15.691 --> 00:21:18.569
but there's a one-in-a-billion chance
I might be wrong.

00:21:18.777 --> 00:21:21.947
Are you encouraging me or just bragging?

00:21:22.156 --> 00:21:23.532
I'll never believe it.

00:21:24.074 --> 00:21:26.202
And yet, you look completely pale.

00:21:26.410 --> 00:21:28.746
You've got to be kidding!

00:21:29.371 --> 00:21:32.374
Ryotsu, that photo shows it's outside.

00:21:32.583 --> 00:21:34.835
So if you don't go out for 24 hours,
you'll be safe.

00:21:35.044 --> 00:21:38.422
Shut up! I can't be a cop
if I'm scared of psychic photography!

00:21:40.424 --> 00:21:42.009
I'll never believe it!

00:21:42.218 --> 00:21:44.428
-Ryotsu!
-No, you can't!

00:21:44.762 --> 00:21:46.680
Shut up! Leave me alone!

00:21:47.181 --> 00:21:49.350
We're telling you it's not safe
to go outside!

00:21:49.558 --> 00:21:50.392
Knock it off!

00:21:52.728 --> 00:21:53.562
Oh, no!

00:21:55.856 --> 00:21:56.857
Ryo-chan!

00:21:57.525 --> 00:21:58.984
Are you all right?

00:21:59.193 --> 00:22:00.861
Ouch...

00:22:01.987 --> 00:22:04.073
So, this photo shows...

00:22:04.281 --> 00:22:09.161
...the moment when you
ran into a parked truck.

00:22:10.663 --> 00:22:13.999
Hey, Higurashi! You should sleep
for one million years!

00:22:14.208 --> 00:22:16.001
Don't wake up again, you idiot!

00:22:16.835 --> 00:22:18.254
I'll do just that.

00:22:18.462 --> 00:22:19.588
Chief, before I go...

00:22:19.797 --> 00:22:21.799
Ah yes, the usual ritual.

00:22:22.007 --> 00:22:25.344
Reiko, please order
tempura for 10 people, eel for 10,

00:22:25.553 --> 00:22:29.557
barbecue for 20 and sushi for 10.

00:22:29.765 --> 00:22:30.724
What?

00:22:40.693 --> 00:22:41.527
Thanks for waiting!

00:22:42.444 --> 00:22:44.572
Take everything to the back room.

00:22:44.780 --> 00:22:46.031
Got it.

00:22:53.080 --> 00:22:54.665
He has an incredible appetite.

00:22:54.873 --> 00:22:57.501
He's loading up on food
so that he can sleep for four years.

00:22:58.335 --> 00:23:00.588
Just like a bear before hibernation.

00:23:14.393 --> 00:23:17.187
I'm amazed he can get this fat!

00:23:17.396 --> 00:23:18.772
He looks like someone else.

00:23:20.190 --> 00:23:22.651
Well then, see you in four years.

00:23:22.860 --> 00:23:24.862
Shut up! Just go home and sleep!

00:23:26.447 --> 00:23:27.615
So long.

00:23:28.490 --> 00:23:29.742
Stay well.

00:23:29.950 --> 00:23:30.784
Good night.

00:23:31.410 --> 00:23:36.123
Next time we meet, it'll be the year 2000.
I can't wait for the next Olympics.

00:23:36.332 --> 00:23:39.793
No way! Put yourself in my shoes,
having to wake him up.

00:23:40.169 --> 00:23:41.503
You've got a point.

00:23:49.762 --> 00:23:53.182
TODAY'S DAMAGE REPORT

00:23:53.849 --> 00:23:57.186
ONE VOLKSWAGEN, ONE WALL

00:23:59.897 --> 00:24:01.815
<i>Do you know the Kachidoki Bridge?</i>

00:24:02.316 --> 00:24:05.319
It's designed to split in half
and rise up with a loud whoosh

00:24:05.527 --> 00:24:07.363
when a big ship comes through.

00:24:07.571 --> 00:24:09.865
<i>Unfortunately,
it no longer opens nowadays.</i>

00:24:10.074 --> 00:24:14.745
<i>But I have some nostalgic memories of
the Kachidoki Bridge from my childhood.</i>

00:24:14.954 --> 00:24:16.997
NEXT EPISODE
OPEN THE KACHIDOKI BRIDGE!

00:24:17.206 --> 00:24:18.791
<i>Don't miss it!</i>

00:24:28.759 --> 00:24:33.055
<i>Let's keep smiling always</i>

00:24:33.681 --> 00:24:37.309
<i>Even when things go wrong</i>

00:24:37.518 --> 00:24:41.772
<i>Keep a pretty smile on your face</i>

00:24:42.356 --> 00:24:46.860
<i>And go out as if nothing happened</i>

00:24:47.361 --> 00:24:50.906
<i>Hey, show me your smile</i>

00:24:51.115 --> 00:24:55.077
<i>You did nothing wrong</i>

00:24:56.036 --> 00:24:59.581
<i>Hey, show me your smile</i>

00:24:59.790 --> 00:25:03.210
<i>Just like you did before, yeah</i>

00:25:03.711 --> 00:25:07.881
<i>I want you to smile always</i>

00:25:08.590 --> 00:25:13.053
<i>A woman with a frown isn't pretty</i>

00:25:13.512 --> 00:25:19.143
<i>So you should smile as soon as you can</i>

00:25:19.893 --> 00:25:22.813
<i>It's the grown-up thing to do</i>

00:25:35.034 --> 00:25:39.830
KOCHIKAME
SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

