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Testing, can you hear me?

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1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1.

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Please!

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They can hear me.

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Can't hear you.

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already back to the already back to the band the bands haven't even been back for oh i've been back

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for 10 minutes 10 minutes in and we're already back to it gaslighting the streamer

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gore the audio's off gore gore you don't have internet gore gore your pc is on fire

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hi

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hey yo sharky where the bgm at please it took me so long to put this little cool

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playlist either tell me you can hear it please

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i don't know i have like double audio and then i triple audio and then i

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and then i then i spun around three times and i unplugged my pc and i plugged it back in and the

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next thing i had four active audio channels and my audio mixer and i realized that i didn't know

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how to do it but i knew how to do it because i've been doing it for so long i know how to do it

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sure and then i checked my routing and i was like well clicky clicky check this uncheck this check

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this uncheck this check this uncheck this i had like army in my head like did you did you turn it

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on off again let's turn it on off again let's turn it on off again click everything

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all right

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i'm i'm i'm sweating

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i'm sweating

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i'm i'm sweating tech support ghost in my head too

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all right let's

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shawang

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but you wait can you hear me

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i have 11 active audio channels

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i'm just kidding one two three four i have five i have five active audio channels that may as well be

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11 yes you can yes you can okay we can hear you can you see us no

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i can't see i cannot see i cannot hear

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hi

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oh wait okay wait

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hi i'm extending my digital hand to you hi my name is guru

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i'm

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i'm

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i'm short and a little bit round

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i've been eating a lot of cookies so i'm probably a bit chubbier than the last time you saw me

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and to add on to that i'm gonna make an absolutely diabolical gingerbread recipe tomorrow

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it's

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it's

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it came

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it came upon an instagram reel

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while i while i

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sat and i scrolled

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um

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it's a soft gingerbread with chai

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chai tea sugar topping

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and then espresso frosting

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i don't know it sounds like it's doing too much but people were like oh

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ah

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that the uploader was like this is the

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this is the best

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uh gingerbread ever i can buy multiple recipes

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it is a science so i'm gonna trust her

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okay lady i trust you

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i'm gonna trust you on this random lady

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don't steer me wrong baker lady

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chai is tea

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oh is that like a sahara is his dessert

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the sahara desert is just you saying

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saying sahara desert is just you saying desert desert you dumbo dumbo

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tea tea

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titties

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my favorite

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christmas is the opportune time to get chubby

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yes it is

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yes it is unless you live in the warm climates

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then i don't really know what to tell you

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simulation man

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how does it feel waking up to 75 and sunny every day

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it feels great actually girl

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thanks for asking

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you sure you don't get sick of the sun every day simulation man

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it's all the same

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wake up every day to the sunshine

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it's like living in permanent summer vacation

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you wouldn't understand shark girl

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you lost 15 pounds please praise me

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hey good job especially like

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during the holiday time

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you survived thanksgiving

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how was your guys thanksgiving by the way

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did you have a good turkey day

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did you eat turkey do you not eat turkey

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i don't know

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toe freaky

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i was gonna call you a toe freaky but i thought that might be a bit insensitive

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you toe freaks

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health food freaks

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i love my toe freaky freaks

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so much food

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good

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that's the way it should be

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you got a new mattress

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did you blacklight the other one

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send me pictures

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i don't wanna see it

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radioactive

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hi girl

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look at check out my radioactive mattress

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wait what shows up on a blacklight

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sweat

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blood

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bodily fluids

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what kind of bodily fluids

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all of them

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pee

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barf

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all of it

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how was my thanksgiving

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it was

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it was good

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i was

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i was the head chef

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for my family

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um

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i was pretty nervous

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cause

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i tried

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a new dinner roll

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recipe

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and

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um

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i think it was okay

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they didn't rise very well

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but

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nobody complained

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and unfortunately

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i'm not a very confident baker

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so if i make you something

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i'm going to pester you

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until you tell me

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what you think

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now

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i'm gonna pester you

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in a very specific type of way

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cause i don't

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i don't wanna like

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outwardly admit

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that i'm not very confident

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in my baking

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but i think it comes across

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pretty easily

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cause i'm like

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how was it

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and like my dad will tell me

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oh good

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it was good

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it was good

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i'm like

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no no no no no

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no

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how was it

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is it too salty

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it didn't rise very well

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does the butter spread well

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like tell me details

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how's the crumb

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it's like i'm asking

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for somebody to be

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displeased with it

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i'm like

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internally begging

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that somebody's gonna say

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ah i didn't like it very much

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and i'll be like

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see i knew it

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i knew it

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it's not that good

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i'm gonna throw away

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my baking scale

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all of it

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in the trash

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i can never do it again

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i'm kidding

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i'm just kidding

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top chef review

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just looking

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you're looking for negativity

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i

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maybe

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because if i look

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if i receive negativity

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that means that i can

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probably

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fix it

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i can work towards

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fixing it

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baking is fun

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baking is dramatic

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baking is dramatic

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planting plants

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plants are dramatic

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i'm dramatic

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so if you have

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all three of those

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in the same room

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it's going to be

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a terrible time

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i'm dramatic

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you are dramatic

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mama shark

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mama shark

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is good

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mama shark

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did your

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do your parents

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ever hit you

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with the um

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um

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so i'm gonna be

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doing a little bit

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of cleaning stuff out

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um

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i was wondering

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if i could toss

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and then

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your parents

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will just list

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all of this stuff

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that

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can i toss

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this this this this

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this this this

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this this this

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do you still wear this

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do you still like this

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you don't like this

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anymore do you

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do you still wear this

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oh i think your cousin

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would really like this

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can we give them

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to your cousin

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wait mom hold on

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wait wait

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wait yes

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wait no

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yes

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no

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not my pokemon

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cards

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the pokemans

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you don't like

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the pokemons

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anymore right

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these aren't

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they're such

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good quality

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they're wrapped

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in plastic

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we can surely

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sell those right

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i can get rid

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of these right

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mommy please

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my mikus

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the one miku

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that i really

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really care a lot

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about

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as a

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i got a bunny

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miku

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who's really cute

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i really like

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that one

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my bunny

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my bunny

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mikus

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oh yeah okay

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sorry i got kind

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of

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a bit yappy

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sorry

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um

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i'm

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it's been

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it's been a couple

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months guys

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hasn't it

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it sure has

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been a time

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the time

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surely has

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been

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doing

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it

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father time

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has surely

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reminded us

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of his

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presence

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uh

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yeah

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three months

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since the last

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member stream

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criminy

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criminy

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criminy

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should i get

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the spank

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paddle

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or do you

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guys already

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have it

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please

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please be

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nice

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wait pause

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wait pause

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pause

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wait i can

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explain

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i can

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explain

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i don't

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know

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if it

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would

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be

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sufficient

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for you

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please

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wait

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wait

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um

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yeah

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what

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the heck's

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happened

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oh my gosh

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last time we

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last time

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was when

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um

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departed

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um

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do i want to be spanked no i no it doesn't sound very nice

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no thank you

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no thank you

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maybe you want to be though i won't stop you from having a good time

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go on

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get get on with it

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go to town on yourself we won't judge we don't nobody judges here

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we don't judge here

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um okay what has happened

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it's weird because i feel like i'm if i if if if i say it out loud then it's real which

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is okay but it still feels like i shouldn't be saying it do you know what i mean does that

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make does that make sense uh

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um

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uh

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uh

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i want to talk about fauna

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fauna

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um

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should we

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um

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okay

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i do want to talk about it because it'd be it'd feel weird not to

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um

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yeah

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um

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i

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will say

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this

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i'll say this

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but first of all i just want you guys to know that

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um

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i keep in talk

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i keep in contact with

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um

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the girls that i've grown close to

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so

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it's not really i'm not really worried on that front about anything

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um

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yeah no i'm i'm not

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i

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no no no

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okay

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i

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wholeheartedly will always support

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the individual talent

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100%

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100%

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whatever

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ever they want to do

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if they feel it is right for them

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then it is right for them

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yeah

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i'll always support the individual because the individual is

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so talented that's that's

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why they were chosen were they not to join

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the hololibos so

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so yeah i always i always i'm gonna i'm gonna always support the individual talent

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no matter who

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homestead is

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well obviously

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i talked to

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um

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the ian

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the ian ladies more so

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well

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mostly

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so

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homestead is

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absolutely circa

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yeah

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talent numbers ones

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i got a wicked burp coming i'm trying really hard not to let her out

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don't mute

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i'm so happy you guys haven't changed thank you so much

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oh that's what i wanted to talk about i know i entitled this stream

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um finding what did i say

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what did i say i'm sorry i'm tired

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i don't know if you noticed but i was a very early listing this stream

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um

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but uh

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little fish finds her way back home

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yes i want to mention this

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because i just want you guys to know that when i say

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home

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i'm always going to mean speaking of individuals i'm always going to mean

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you

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are my home

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which is true

17:21.380 --> 17:23.520
it doesn't matter like you know where

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we are

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but i feel at home

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when i talk with you

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so

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does that make sense

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so

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i'm not meaning this to be mushy but i just want you to understand how i'm

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trying

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how i'm trying to

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deliver my emotions to you

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yeah

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yeah

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yeah

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i don't even know if that made sense

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did it make sense

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yeah

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yeah

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no matter what happens

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yeah

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things are kind of smelly but

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christmas christmas is good

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and it would be it would be really nice if we could

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if i

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could be brave

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and say hey to you guys more

18:38.240 --> 18:39.020
god

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but i know i've got a really bad past

18:41.780 --> 18:42.020
um

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well

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i've got a bad tendency

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to go and hide in my little corner

18:48.020 --> 18:50.040
because i get so

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i don't know

18:50.460 --> 18:51.240
i get so worried

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and then the worry eats me alive

18:53.220 --> 18:53.760
the little

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my brain worms

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feast

18:56.780 --> 18:58.100
the brain worms

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they begin to feast

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on my

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my squigglies

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in my head

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my soft and supple brain

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my soft

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unwrinkled

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gelatinous

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wobbly brain

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yeah

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you know how it is

19:22.100 --> 19:22.500
okay

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do we all have the brain worms

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if you don't have the brain worms

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i envy you

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see us for deworming

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wait isn't that what you do to puppies

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you deworm your puppy

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because puppies get worms

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for some reason

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don't outdoor cats also get worms

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they eat the rats

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and the rats give them the worms

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wait is that what i saw

19:53.980 --> 19:54.520
the bear

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or that was something else

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that was a tapeworm

19:56.480 --> 19:57.380
wait

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tapeworm

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tapeworm

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tapeworms live in your intestines

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don't they

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brain worms live in your brain

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i don't think your brain is connected to your intestines

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tapeworm

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would you rather

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work as a keebler elf

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in a drought

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dealing with hot ovens

20:21.900 --> 20:23.020
and a dried out oak tree

20:23.020 --> 20:24.860
or would you willingly eat

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a tapeworm

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it's one or the other

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if you're a keebler elf

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you'll never see your family again

20:34.440 --> 20:38.800
really you're gonna be an elf

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you don't have a fire extinguisher by the way

20:42.280 --> 20:43.080
there's no water

20:43.080 --> 20:43.980
you're in a drought

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look at all these fools

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picking elf

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you're gonna be a keebler elf

20:51.360 --> 21:00.100
not a fan of tapeworms

21:00.100 --> 21:01.080
are you

21:01.080 --> 21:03.960
but isn't it true

21:03.960 --> 21:04.860
if you have a tapeworm

21:04.860 --> 21:06.380
you can just endlessly eat

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because the worm

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is essentially eating for you

21:09.240 --> 21:10.240
yeah okay

21:10.240 --> 21:11.480
malnutrition

21:11.480 --> 21:16.360
but like

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that's not true

21:20.340 --> 21:33.440
think of it like helping a friend

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wait no tapeworms are parasites aren't they

21:35.740 --> 21:37.840
a tapeworm is a parasite

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would you rather

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would you rather

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be an elf

21:42.140 --> 21:43.520
baking fledge cookies

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in a dried out tree

21:44.560 --> 21:45.200
during a drought

21:45.200 --> 21:46.420
never to see your family again

21:46.420 --> 21:47.520
with no sign of water

21:47.520 --> 21:48.660
or

21:48.660 --> 21:50.260
be a host

21:50.260 --> 21:52.160
to a parasitic tapeworm

21:52.160 --> 21:53.520
that lives deep inside

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of your intestinal tract

21:55.160 --> 21:56.800
growing and growing

21:56.800 --> 21:57.520
and consuming

21:57.520 --> 21:58.320
all of the food

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that you

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pay for

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so not only is it eating

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eating your food

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but it's also eating

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your money

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I'd rather be an elf

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in the oven

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I think that'd be nice though

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you say an oven

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is a dry heat

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that's nice

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compared to a moist heat

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moist

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moist

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how long do you have to keep it in

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I don't know

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I didn't think that far

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if you live in Arizona

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you're already an elf

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you are already an elf

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living inside of the oven

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that is true

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that is true

22:43.420 --> 22:44.740
do you guys believe in Santa?

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I believe in Santa

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wait

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are there any young people here?

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I wanted to talk about that

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I am Santa

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no

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I want to be Santa this year

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why else do you think

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I've been eating all these cookies

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huh?

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getting chubby for no reason

23:13.960 --> 23:14.500
no

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I'm gonna push the old man

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off the roof

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and I'm gonna put his coat on

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that's right

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I'm Scott Calvin

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I'm Scott Calvin

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and I run this show now

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Rudolph listens to my call

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Rudolph bows to me now

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you got the beard for it?

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I already put on the coat

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I already put on the coat

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I'll be growing the beard

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in the next 48 hours

23:41.000 --> 23:46.960
calm down Tim Allen

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I did a hard watch

23:55.420 --> 23:56.600
I watched a bunch of Christmas movies

23:56.600 --> 23:57.540
all by myself

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locked in my dark room

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and

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I watched Christmas with the Cranks

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that is not a bad movie

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that also has Tim Allen

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that has Tim Allen

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and Jamie Lee Curtis

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and I don't remember

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I've seen that movie before

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I don't remember

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I don't

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okay

24:20.900 --> 24:22.020
I didn't remember

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seeing that much of

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Jamie Lee Curtis' boobs

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in my face

24:26.560 --> 24:27.900
for the whole film

24:27.900 --> 24:29.560
but I feel like

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I've seen

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I don't remember that

24:31.540 --> 24:33.200
they were so in my face

24:33.200 --> 24:36.320
it's just

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it was a bit

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it was a bit jarring

24:39.000 --> 24:39.800
that's all

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whoa

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boobies

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that's what I'm talking about

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how to keep Dad awake somehow

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shut up

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that's not true

24:59.260 --> 25:01.160
is that true

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Christmas with the Cranks

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is funny though

25:05.480 --> 25:06.220
because the whole premise

25:06.220 --> 25:06.760
is that

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Jamie Lee Curtis

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and

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Tim Allen

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husband and wife

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their daughter

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is gonna be away

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for the first Christmas

25:15.380 --> 25:16.560
ever in her entire

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adult life

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so they're like

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you know what

25:18.560 --> 25:19.000
screw this

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we're going on a cruise

25:19.740 --> 25:20.400
to save money

25:20.400 --> 25:21.420
and do things our way

25:21.420 --> 25:22.920
and then the whole neighborhood

25:22.920 --> 25:23.860
for some reason

25:23.860 --> 25:24.680
the whole neighborhood

25:24.680 --> 25:25.700
turns into this like

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Christmas cult

25:26.620 --> 25:27.580
and

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just

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harasses them to no end

25:30.260 --> 25:31.420
demands to put up

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their Christmas decorations

25:32.500 --> 25:33.040
it's

25:33.040 --> 25:33.700
it's honestly

25:33.700 --> 25:34.820
it's so stupid

25:34.820 --> 25:36.040
it is so stupid

25:36.040 --> 25:36.680
that it's actually

25:36.680 --> 25:37.400
pretty funny

25:37.400 --> 25:39.580
yeah

25:39.580 --> 25:40.980
a Christmas cult

25:40.980 --> 25:43.800
give us frosty

25:43.800 --> 25:45.520
the HOA moment

25:45.520 --> 25:46.800
actually though

25:46.800 --> 25:48.060
actually though

25:48.060 --> 25:48.260
yeah

25:48.260 --> 25:48.840
it turns out

25:48.840 --> 25:49.540
this is just like

25:49.540 --> 25:50.500
living with an HOA

25:50.500 --> 25:53.000
you will put

25:53.000 --> 25:54.420
you will put the snowman

25:54.420 --> 25:55.200
up on your roof

25:55.200 --> 25:56.440
so help us God

25:56.440 --> 25:57.620
or you will not

25:57.620 --> 25:58.500
wake up

25:58.500 --> 25:59.500
your family

25:59.500 --> 26:00.600
will not be here

26:00.600 --> 26:02.240
for another Christmas

26:02.240 --> 26:05.780
HOA is a true horror

26:05.780 --> 26:08.600
are there any HOA guys here?

26:09.060 --> 26:09.880
I will personally

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escort you out

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escort

26:12.160 --> 26:13.600
I will personally

26:13.600 --> 26:15.060
escort you out

26:15.060 --> 26:16.920
yeah

26:16.920 --> 26:17.760
who's an HOA

26:17.760 --> 26:18.600
president here?

26:18.600 --> 26:21.620
I'm coming for your job

26:21.620 --> 26:26.180
I'm coming for your job

26:26.180 --> 26:27.100
I'm gonna get your job

26:27.100 --> 26:28.540
and then I'm going to

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oh god

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okay

26:32.120 --> 26:32.780
I gotta be careful

26:32.780 --> 26:33.120
I gotta

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I gotta turn my filter

26:34.220 --> 26:34.840
back on

26:34.840 --> 26:38.300
anyway

26:38.300 --> 26:39.220
um

26:39.220 --> 26:40.240
what is HOA?

26:40.780 --> 26:41.200
um

26:41.200 --> 26:41.840
it stands

26:41.840 --> 26:42.640
I don't know

26:42.640 --> 26:43.720
what it stands for

26:43.720 --> 26:44.440
but essentially

26:44.440 --> 26:44.940
it's like

26:44.940 --> 26:45.380
the mini

26:45.380 --> 26:45.720
neighbor

26:45.720 --> 26:46.020
it's like

26:46.020 --> 26:46.360
a mini

26:46.360 --> 26:46.860
neighborhood

26:46.860 --> 26:47.560
government

26:47.560 --> 26:49.040
self-appointed

26:49.040 --> 26:49.580
government

26:49.580 --> 26:50.220
officials

26:50.220 --> 26:51.100
of your own

26:51.100 --> 26:51.480
neighborhood

26:51.480 --> 26:52.120
and they

26:52.120 --> 26:53.000
they decide

26:53.000 --> 26:53.880
what you can

26:53.880 --> 26:54.820
and cannot do

26:54.820 --> 26:55.860
what you can

26:55.860 --> 26:56.620
and cannot have

26:56.620 --> 26:57.600
on your property

26:57.600 --> 26:58.220
that you

26:58.220 --> 26:59.140
paid for

26:59.140 --> 27:00.220
hmm

27:00.220 --> 27:02.120
and if they're

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really dedicated

27:02.840 --> 27:03.420
they'll have

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special HOA

27:04.420 --> 27:04.860
agents

27:04.860 --> 27:05.780
that go around

27:05.780 --> 27:06.920
in the early

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mornings

27:07.400 --> 27:08.140
or late at night

27:08.140 --> 27:08.680
and they'll take

27:08.680 --> 27:09.620
sneaky photos

27:09.620 --> 27:10.360
of your property

27:10.360 --> 27:11.000
if they deem

27:11.000 --> 27:11.480
that you are

27:11.480 --> 27:12.060
out of line

27:12.060 --> 27:12.840
and they will

27:12.840 --> 27:13.600
deliver your

27:13.600 --> 27:14.460
you are out

27:14.460 --> 27:14.900
of line

27:14.900 --> 27:15.540
warning

27:15.540 --> 27:16.660
and say

27:16.660 --> 27:17.060
you have

27:17.060 --> 27:17.640
such and such

27:17.640 --> 27:18.360
many warnings

27:18.360 --> 27:19.040
until

27:19.040 --> 27:22.560
yeah

27:22.560 --> 27:23.240
HOA has

27:23.240 --> 27:24.240
secret agents

27:24.240 --> 27:24.540
guys

27:24.540 --> 27:24.880
careful

27:24.880 --> 27:25.220
they're gonna

27:25.220 --> 27:25.520
come up

27:25.520 --> 27:25.680
to your

27:25.680 --> 27:26.240
windows

27:26.240 --> 27:31.660
crocs

27:31.660 --> 27:32.600
on my

27:32.600 --> 27:33.380
street

27:33.380 --> 27:35.920
I'm sorry

27:35.920 --> 27:36.600
are you wearing

27:36.600 --> 27:38.240
are those

27:38.240 --> 27:39.240
Christmas crocs

27:39.240 --> 27:40.160
before Thanksgiving

27:40.160 --> 27:41.560
I'm going to

27:41.560 --> 27:42.300
have you arrested

27:42.300 --> 27:42.860
and put in

27:42.860 --> 27:43.720
the county jail

27:43.720 --> 27:46.920
whoa whoa

27:46.920 --> 27:47.620
whoa lady

27:47.620 --> 27:49.220
yeah I wouldn't

27:49.220 --> 27:49.960
be surprised

27:49.960 --> 27:50.520
if

27:50.520 --> 27:52.120
I put my own

27:52.120 --> 27:52.820
Christmas tree up

27:52.820 --> 27:53.700
thank you very much

27:53.700 --> 27:55.240
way before

27:55.240 --> 27:55.740
Thanksgiving

27:55.740 --> 27:57.280
because I can

27:57.280 --> 27:58.040
but I wouldn't

27:58.040 --> 27:58.580
be surprised

27:58.580 --> 27:59.220
if an HOA

27:59.220 --> 27:59.760
person would

27:59.760 --> 28:00.220
like peek

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in my windows

28:00.880 --> 28:02.460
and say

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what is this

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what is this

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what is

28:08.100 --> 28:10.440
what is she

28:10.440 --> 28:10.720
doing

28:10.720 --> 28:11.840
what is she

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doing

28:12.100 --> 28:12.600
this is

28:12.600 --> 28:13.320
this is

28:13.320 --> 28:18.160
and left

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like a big

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hot pink

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sticky note

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on my door

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telling me

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I have three

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days to live

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before

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take the

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tree down

28:24.040 --> 28:26.380
anarchy

28:26.380 --> 28:27.500
yeah this is

28:27.500 --> 28:28.060
heresy

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I've never seen

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something so

28:30.200 --> 28:30.800
god awful

28:30.800 --> 28:31.460
in my life

28:31.460 --> 28:32.760
Christmas tree

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fun

28:36.300 --> 28:37.340
on my

28:37.340 --> 28:37.800
neighborhood

28:37.800 --> 28:40.640
but that's

28:40.640 --> 28:41.040
the thing

28:41.040 --> 28:41.840
who made

28:41.840 --> 28:42.120
it your

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neighborhood

28:42.580 --> 28:43.160
sir

28:43.160 --> 28:44.140
or madam

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boomst

28:47.460 --> 28:48.760
I say we

28:48.760 --> 28:49.440
overthrow the

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king

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that's what

28:50.540 --> 28:51.140
I say

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I think we

28:51.960 --> 28:52.380
should band

28:52.380 --> 28:52.840
together

28:52.840 --> 28:53.400
and inform

28:53.400 --> 28:53.700
what is it

28:53.700 --> 28:54.020
a coup

28:54.020 --> 28:54.860
throw the

28:54.860 --> 28:55.180
king

28:55.180 --> 28:56.080
overthrow

28:56.080 --> 28:56.640
the king

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the king

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of the

28:57.420 --> 28:57.940
HOA

28:57.940 --> 28:58.320
and shall

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be no

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longer

28:59.180 --> 29:04.080
usurp

29:04.080 --> 29:05.540
usurp

29:05.540 --> 29:06.340
usurp

29:06.340 --> 29:06.520
usurp

29:06.520 --> 29:07.620
usurp

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usurp

29:07.640 --> 29:08.220
the king

29:08.220 --> 29:11.200
I can't

29:11.200 --> 29:11.460
throw him

29:11.460 --> 29:12.140
with a guillotine

29:12.140 --> 29:12.560
though that would

29:12.560 --> 29:13.300
be bad

29:13.300 --> 29:13.580
that would

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get me

29:13.820 --> 29:14.240
an actual

29:14.240 --> 29:14.620
troll

29:14.620 --> 29:16.260
but I could

29:16.260 --> 29:16.800
print out

29:16.800 --> 29:17.400
a ye old

29:17.400 --> 29:18.260
timey scroll

29:18.260 --> 29:18.760
and leave it

29:18.760 --> 29:19.080
on their

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front door

29:19.700 --> 29:23.700
I'm gonna

29:23.700 --> 29:24.080
say we're

29:24.080 --> 29:24.540
coming in

29:24.540 --> 29:24.840
numbers

29:24.840 --> 29:25.560
but I'm

29:25.560 --> 29:25.920
the only

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one coming

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we're coming

29:27.740 --> 29:28.200
in numbers

29:28.200 --> 29:29.080
we ride

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at dawn

29:29.640 --> 29:36.520
long live

29:36.520 --> 29:37.180
the king

29:37.180 --> 29:47.240
tell us

29:47.240 --> 29:47.620
when and

29:47.620 --> 29:48.000
where

29:48.000 --> 29:54.380
we'll rise

29:54.380 --> 29:55.040
we will

29:55.040 --> 29:55.820
not be

29:55.820 --> 29:57.820
outnumbered

29:57.820 --> 29:58.560
we will

29:58.560 --> 29:59.220
not be

29:59.220 --> 29:59.720
removed

29:59.720 --> 30:00.300
from our

30:00.300 --> 30:01.180
homes

30:01.180 --> 30:06.800
anyway

30:06.800 --> 30:10.060
what else

30:10.060 --> 30:10.440
what else

30:10.440 --> 30:10.680
has been

30:10.680 --> 30:11.340
going on

30:11.340 --> 30:16.200
have I been

30:16.200 --> 30:16.640
playing any

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games

30:16.980 --> 30:17.900
not really

30:17.900 --> 30:18.940
no

30:18.940 --> 30:20.620
not really

30:20.620 --> 30:21.120
I've had to

30:21.120 --> 30:21.620
I've had to

30:21.620 --> 30:22.440
do some

30:22.440 --> 30:24.420
big

30:24.420 --> 30:26.880
uncomfortable

30:26.880 --> 30:28.360
adult

30:28.360 --> 30:29.960
stuff

30:29.960 --> 30:33.400
yeah

30:33.400 --> 30:37.320
yeah

30:37.320 --> 30:41.320
yeah

30:41.320 --> 30:42.820
yeah

30:42.820 --> 30:46.620
it does

30:46.620 --> 30:47.040
suck

30:47.040 --> 30:51.500
my

30:51.500 --> 30:51.520
my

30:51.520 --> 30:51.980
wisdom

30:51.980 --> 30:52.280
teeth

30:52.280 --> 30:53.180
I still

30:53.180 --> 30:53.740
have my

30:53.740 --> 30:54.140
wisdom

30:54.140 --> 30:54.480
teeth

30:54.480 --> 30:55.140
actually

30:55.140 --> 30:57.420
is that

30:57.420 --> 30:57.900
normal

30:57.900 --> 31:00.320
they don't

31:00.320 --> 31:00.860
hurt but I

31:00.860 --> 31:01.300
think they're

31:01.300 --> 31:02.220
rearranging my

31:02.220 --> 31:02.760
mouth

31:02.760 --> 31:10.500
they're pushing

31:10.500 --> 31:11.020
my teeth

31:11.020 --> 31:11.420
together

31:11.420 --> 31:12.000
I don't have

31:12.000 --> 31:12.160
any

31:12.160 --> 31:12.540
I don't have

31:12.540 --> 31:12.860
as much

31:12.860 --> 31:13.440
space in

31:13.440 --> 31:13.960
between my

31:13.960 --> 31:14.220
teeth

31:14.220 --> 31:14.480
no

31:14.480 --> 31:15.000
more

31:15.000 --> 31:18.720
which is

31:18.720 --> 31:19.260
actually not

31:19.260 --> 31:19.760
that bad

31:19.760 --> 31:20.240
because I was

31:20.240 --> 31:20.580
a little

31:20.580 --> 31:21.380
self-conscious

31:21.380 --> 31:21.940
of my

31:21.940 --> 31:22.540
spacey

31:22.540 --> 31:22.900
teeth

31:22.900 --> 31:23.660
but now

31:23.660 --> 31:23.980
it's like

31:23.980 --> 31:24.560
free dental

31:24.560 --> 31:24.920
work

31:24.920 --> 31:25.780
but also

31:25.780 --> 31:26.200
now

31:26.200 --> 31:26.960
I've noticed

31:26.960 --> 31:27.340
that it's

31:27.340 --> 31:27.880
starting to get

31:27.880 --> 31:28.500
a bit weird

31:28.500 --> 31:29.300
so maybe I

31:29.300 --> 31:29.680
should go to

31:29.680 --> 31:30.120
my dentist

31:30.120 --> 31:30.880
and be like

31:30.880 --> 31:31.400
hi

31:31.400 --> 31:31.960
help

31:31.960 --> 31:33.160
please

31:33.160 --> 31:33.720
help

31:33.720 --> 31:35.260
yeah

31:35.260 --> 31:35.600
apparently

31:35.600 --> 31:35.900
they can

31:35.900 --> 31:36.380
you can

31:36.380 --> 31:36.620
get

31:36.620 --> 31:37.660
they can

31:37.660 --> 31:38.640
why haven't

31:38.640 --> 31:39.280
we evolved

31:39.280 --> 31:39.900
out of our

31:39.900 --> 31:40.720
wisdom teeth

31:40.720 --> 31:41.140
yet

31:41.140 --> 31:42.040
evolution

31:42.040 --> 31:42.940
guys

31:42.940 --> 31:44.260
when is

31:44.260 --> 31:44.900
that coming

31:44.900 --> 31:45.800
when do I

31:45.800 --> 31:46.120
get the

31:46.120 --> 31:46.540
update

31:46.540 --> 31:47.140
will I

31:47.140 --> 31:47.620
be alive

31:47.620 --> 31:48.020
for that

31:48.020 --> 31:48.520
update

31:48.520 --> 31:52.780
record if

31:52.780 --> 31:53.060
they put

31:53.060 --> 31:53.440
you under

31:53.440 --> 31:53.820
I feel

31:53.820 --> 31:54.040
like I

31:54.040 --> 31:54.600
will cry

31:54.600 --> 31:54.900
if I

31:54.900 --> 31:55.180
get put

31:55.180 --> 31:55.360
under

31:55.360 --> 31:55.860
anesthesia

31:55.860 --> 31:56.200
I will

31:56.200 --> 31:56.740
cry

31:56.740 --> 31:57.660
especially

31:57.660 --> 31:57.860
if it

31:57.860 --> 31:58.100
has to

31:58.100 --> 31:58.180
do

31:58.180 --> 31:58.340
with

31:58.340 --> 31:58.760
teeth

31:58.760 --> 32:00.940
the

32:00.940 --> 32:01.240
next

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patch

32:01.840 --> 32:02.180
when

32:02.180 --> 32:02.860
when

32:02.860 --> 32:04.440
when

32:04.440 --> 32:08.340
14.7.2

32:08.340 --> 32:10.840
when

32:10.840 --> 32:14.300
I

32:14.300 --> 32:14.500
don't

32:14.500 --> 32:14.780
want

32:14.780 --> 32:15.040
these

32:15.040 --> 32:15.640
anymore

32:15.640 --> 32:20.220
can

32:20.220 --> 32:20.400
I

32:20.400 --> 32:20.720
start

32:20.720 --> 32:21.000
my

32:21.000 --> 32:21.540
character

32:21.540 --> 32:22.240
over

32:22.240 --> 32:23.040
I'll

32:23.040 --> 32:23.180
start

32:23.180 --> 32:23.360
my

32:23.360 --> 32:23.680
character

32:23.680 --> 32:23.900
over

32:23.900 --> 32:24.100
when

32:24.100 --> 32:24.220
the

32:24.220 --> 32:24.400
new

32:24.400 --> 32:25.440
patch

32:25.440 --> 32:26.280
releases

32:26.280 --> 32:31.300
can

32:31.300 --> 32:31.420
I

32:31.420 --> 32:31.680
have

32:31.680 --> 32:32.000
them

32:32.000 --> 32:32.520
if

32:32.520 --> 32:32.620
you

32:32.620 --> 32:32.860
really

32:32.860 --> 32:33.240
want

32:33.240 --> 32:33.580
to

32:33.580 --> 32:33.960
but

32:33.960 --> 32:34.060
you

32:34.060 --> 32:34.340
can't

32:34.340 --> 32:34.500
lick

32:34.500 --> 32:34.780
them

32:34.780 --> 32:34.940
that

32:34.940 --> 32:35.000
would

32:35.000 --> 32:35.080
be

32:35.080 --> 32:35.400
really

32:35.400 --> 32:36.000
weird

32:36.000 --> 32:37.380
you

32:37.380 --> 32:37.480
can

32:37.480 --> 32:37.640
have

32:37.640 --> 32:37.720
them

32:37.720 --> 32:37.800
if

32:37.800 --> 32:37.900
you

32:37.900 --> 32:38.080
want

32:38.080 --> 32:38.400
them

32:38.400 --> 32:38.880
wait

32:38.880 --> 32:38.960
no

32:38.960 --> 32:39.120
I

32:39.120 --> 32:39.400
want

32:39.400 --> 32:39.640
them

32:39.640 --> 32:40.060
I

32:40.060 --> 32:40.200
gotta

32:40.200 --> 32:40.440
pose

32:40.440 --> 32:40.560
with

32:40.560 --> 32:40.640
the

32:40.640 --> 32:40.900
picture

32:40.900 --> 32:41.440
first

32:41.440 --> 32:42.000
let

32:42.000 --> 32:42.100
me

32:42.100 --> 32:42.440
pose

32:42.440 --> 32:42.620
with

32:42.620 --> 32:42.840
them

32:42.840 --> 32:43.300
and

32:43.300 --> 32:43.480
then

32:43.480 --> 32:43.840
you

32:43.840 --> 32:43.980
can

32:43.980 --> 32:44.180
have

32:44.180 --> 32:44.300
them

32:44.300 --> 32:44.880
afterwards

32:44.880 --> 32:45.180
once

32:45.180 --> 32:46.060
I've

32:46.060 --> 32:46.220
taken

32:46.220 --> 32:46.380
a

32:46.380 --> 32:46.620
picture

32:46.620 --> 32:46.800
of

32:46.800 --> 32:47.200
them

32:47.200 --> 32:52.520
what

32:52.520 --> 32:52.760
about

32:52.760 --> 32:52.960
the

32:52.960 --> 32:53.260
tooth

32:53.260 --> 32:53.760
fairy

32:53.760 --> 32:57.040
what

32:57.040 --> 32:57.180
does

32:57.180 --> 32:57.340
she

32:57.340 --> 32:57.540
do

32:57.540 --> 32:57.660
with

32:57.660 --> 32:57.820
all

32:57.820 --> 32:58.120
those

32:58.120 --> 32:58.440
teeth

32:58.440 --> 32:58.740
what

32:58.740 --> 32:58.920
is

32:58.920 --> 32:59.080
the

32:59.080 --> 32:59.620
purpose

32:59.620 --> 33:01.580
has

33:01.580 --> 33:01.700
that

33:01.700 --> 33:01.880
ever

33:01.880 --> 33:02.060
been

33:02.060 --> 33:02.700
disclosed

33:02.700 --> 33:02.920
the

33:02.920 --> 33:03.140
lore

33:03.140 --> 33:03.280
of

33:03.280 --> 33:03.360
the

33:03.360 --> 33:03.580
tooth

33:03.580 --> 33:03.800
fairy

33:03.800 --> 33:03.980
what

33:03.980 --> 33:04.080
does

33:04.080 --> 33:04.200
she

33:04.200 --> 33:04.500
do

33:04.500 --> 33:05.540
she

33:05.540 --> 33:05.860
takes

33:05.860 --> 33:06.000
them

33:06.000 --> 33:06.100
and

33:06.100 --> 33:06.240
she

33:06.240 --> 33:06.440
does

33:06.440 --> 33:06.640
what

33:06.640 --> 33:06.800
she

33:06.800 --> 33:07.000
just

33:07.000 --> 33:07.360
collects

33:07.360 --> 33:07.660
them

33:07.660 --> 33:10.820
she

33:10.820 --> 33:11.340
licks

33:11.340 --> 33:11.780
them

33:11.780 --> 33:12.820
she

33:12.820 --> 33:13.040
makes

33:13.040 --> 33:13.440
a tooth

33:13.440 --> 33:13.820
army

33:13.820 --> 33:14.040
and

33:14.040 --> 33:14.280
builds

33:14.280 --> 33:14.480
a

33:14.480 --> 33:14.840
fortress

33:14.840 --> 33:15.120
she

33:15.120 --> 33:15.260
does

33:15.260 --> 33:15.540
something

33:15.540 --> 33:16.120
shady

33:16.120 --> 33:17.120
stores

33:17.120 --> 33:17.840
memories

33:17.840 --> 33:18.600
builds

33:18.600 --> 33:19.360
a throne

33:19.360 --> 33:27.300
eat

33:27.300 --> 33:27.440
some

33:27.440 --> 33:27.580
like

33:27.580 --> 33:27.700
a

33:27.700 --> 33:28.060
crunchy

33:28.060 --> 33:28.520
snack

33:28.520 --> 33:28.760
she

33:28.760 --> 33:29.140
pops

33:29.140 --> 33:29.280
some

33:29.280 --> 33:29.480
like

33:29.480 --> 33:30.120
popcorn

33:30.120 --> 33:31.800
that's

33:31.800 --> 33:32.020
actually

33:32.020 --> 33:32.280
kind

33:32.280 --> 33:32.400
of

33:32.400 --> 33:32.780
gross

33:32.780 --> 33:34.640
ew

33:34.640 --> 33:35.320
teeth

33:35.320 --> 33:36.380
I

33:36.380 --> 33:36.700
haven't

33:36.700 --> 33:36.880
had

33:36.880 --> 33:37.080
any

33:37.080 --> 33:37.300
dreams

33:37.300 --> 33:37.500
about

33:37.500 --> 33:37.700
my

33:37.700 --> 33:37.920
teeth

33:37.920 --> 33:38.180
falling

33:38.180 --> 33:38.400
out

33:38.400 --> 33:38.560
but

33:38.560 --> 33:38.700
I

33:38.700 --> 33:38.940
did

33:38.940 --> 33:39.400
sleep

33:39.400 --> 33:39.940
for

33:39.940 --> 33:40.260
quite

33:40.260 --> 33:40.420
a

33:40.420 --> 33:40.580
long

33:40.580 --> 33:41.100
time

33:41.100 --> 33:41.620
the

33:41.620 --> 33:41.940
past

33:41.940 --> 33:42.640
night

33:42.640 --> 33:43.400
and

33:43.400 --> 33:43.820
I

33:43.820 --> 33:43.920
do

33:43.920 --> 33:44.040
want

33:44.040 --> 33:44.140
to

33:44.140 --> 33:44.280
tell

33:44.280 --> 33:44.380
you

33:44.380 --> 33:44.540
about

33:44.540 --> 33:44.660
a

33:44.660 --> 33:44.860
dream

33:44.860 --> 33:45.040
that

33:45.040 --> 33:45.140
I

33:45.140 --> 33:45.340
had

33:45.340 --> 33:45.740
I

33:45.740 --> 33:45.980
managed

33:45.980 --> 33:46.140
to

33:46.140 --> 33:46.400
have

33:46.400 --> 33:46.860
a

33:46.860 --> 33:47.360
nightmare

33:47.360 --> 33:48.480
where

33:48.480 --> 33:49.500
robot

33:49.500 --> 33:49.900
no

33:49.900 --> 33:51.100
massive

33:51.100 --> 33:52.180
what was

33:52.180 --> 33:52.420
it

33:52.420 --> 33:53.360
massive

33:53.360 --> 33:55.100
alien

33:55.100 --> 33:57.680
chickens

33:57.680 --> 33:58.400
were

33:58.400 --> 33:58.820
coming

33:58.820 --> 33:59.220
to

33:59.220 --> 33:59.640
earth

33:59.640 --> 34:01.720
and

34:01.720 --> 34:03.960
my

34:03.960 --> 34:04.320
door

34:04.320 --> 34:04.600
was

34:04.600 --> 34:04.920
knocked

34:04.920 --> 34:05.300
on

34:05.300 --> 34:05.860
and

34:05.860 --> 34:06.020
there

34:06.020 --> 34:06.160
was

34:06.160 --> 34:06.280
an

34:06.280 --> 34:06.620
official

34:06.620 --> 34:06.980
here

34:06.980 --> 34:07.380
that

34:07.380 --> 34:07.560
meant

34:07.560 --> 34:08.000
business

34:08.000 --> 34:08.300
I

34:08.300 --> 34:08.520
said

34:08.520 --> 34:08.700
oh

34:08.700 --> 34:08.860
my

34:08.860 --> 34:09.180
god

34:09.180 --> 34:09.620
it's

34:09.620 --> 34:10.040
happening

34:10.040 --> 34:10.280
I

34:10.280 --> 34:10.380
don't

34:10.380 --> 34:10.520
know

34:10.520 --> 34:10.700
what

34:10.700 --> 34:10.820
it

34:10.820 --> 34:10.940
is

34:10.940 --> 34:11.100
but

34:11.100 --> 34:11.320
it's

34:11.320 --> 34:11.740
happening

34:11.740 --> 34:12.360
and

34:12.360 --> 34:12.520
they

34:12.520 --> 34:12.860
handed

34:12.860 --> 34:13.180
me

34:13.180 --> 34:14.360
this

34:14.360 --> 34:15.180
emergency

34:15.180 --> 34:17.140
this

34:17.140 --> 34:17.260
is

34:17.260 --> 34:17.520
everything

34:17.520 --> 34:17.760
you

34:17.760 --> 34:17.940
will

34:17.940 --> 34:18.180
need

34:18.180 --> 34:18.460
to

34:18.460 --> 34:18.860
hopefully

34:18.860 --> 34:19.360
survive

34:19.360 --> 34:19.540
but

34:19.540 --> 34:19.660
we

34:19.660 --> 34:20.060
probably

34:20.060 --> 34:20.340
don't

34:20.340 --> 34:20.480
know

34:20.480 --> 34:20.600
if

34:20.600 --> 34:20.860
anybody

34:20.860 --> 34:21.080
will

34:21.080 --> 34:21.340
survive

34:21.340 --> 34:21.620
take

34:21.620 --> 34:21.880
this

34:21.880 --> 34:22.280
and

34:22.280 --> 34:22.540
then

34:22.540 --> 34:22.940
I

34:22.940 --> 34:23.200
closed

34:23.200 --> 34:23.400
my

34:23.400 --> 34:23.680
door

34:23.680 --> 34:24.040
and

34:24.040 --> 34:24.160
I

34:24.160 --> 34:24.320
heard

34:24.320 --> 34:24.500
them

34:24.500 --> 34:24.900
sealing

34:24.900 --> 34:25.060
it

34:25.060 --> 34:25.160
up

34:25.160 --> 34:25.280
from

34:25.280 --> 34:25.440
the

34:25.440 --> 34:25.920
outside

34:25.920 --> 34:26.080
and

34:26.080 --> 34:26.320
oh

34:26.320 --> 34:26.500
my

34:26.500 --> 34:26.820
god

34:26.820 --> 34:27.020
I'm

34:27.020 --> 34:27.160
gonna

34:27.160 --> 34:27.580
die

34:27.580 --> 34:27.980
so

34:27.980 --> 34:28.100
I

34:28.100 --> 34:28.620
opened up

34:28.620 --> 34:29.040
my

34:29.040 --> 34:29.580
safety

34:29.580 --> 34:30.140
survival

34:30.140 --> 34:30.460
kit

34:30.460 --> 34:30.620
in

34:30.620 --> 34:30.780
my

34:30.780 --> 34:31.240
dream

34:31.240 --> 34:32.820
in

34:32.820 --> 34:33.060
lieu

34:33.060 --> 34:33.240
of

34:33.240 --> 34:33.400
the

34:33.400 --> 34:33.940
pending

34:33.940 --> 34:35.000
cosmic

34:35.000 --> 34:35.640
alien

34:35.640 --> 34:36.160
chicken

34:36.160 --> 34:36.760
invasion

34:36.760 --> 34:37.320
and

34:37.320 --> 34:37.420
it

34:37.420 --> 34:37.600
was

34:37.600 --> 34:37.880
a

34:37.880 --> 34:39.900
silvery

34:39.900 --> 34:40.780
white

34:40.780 --> 34:42.040
corncob

34:42.040 --> 34:42.740
costume

34:42.740 --> 34:43.240
with

34:43.240 --> 34:44.100
armholes

34:44.100 --> 34:44.240
and

34:44.240 --> 34:44.460
a

34:44.460 --> 34:44.780
face

34:44.780 --> 34:45.280
hole

34:45.280 --> 34:48.560
I

34:48.560 --> 34:48.740
thought

34:48.740 --> 34:49.060
that's

34:49.060 --> 34:49.240
weird

34:49.240 --> 34:49.420
I'm

34:49.420 --> 34:49.580
pretty

34:49.580 --> 34:49.800
sure

34:49.800 --> 34:50.220
chickens

34:50.220 --> 34:50.540
eat

34:50.540 --> 34:50.860
corn

34:50.860 --> 34:51.000
on

34:51.000 --> 34:51.140
the

34:51.140 --> 34:51.380
cob

34:51.380 --> 34:51.580
but

34:51.580 --> 34:52.000
anywho

34:52.000 --> 34:52.820
I

34:52.820 --> 34:53.060
thought

34:53.060 --> 34:53.180
I

34:53.180 --> 34:53.360
got

34:53.360 --> 34:53.560
like

34:53.560 --> 34:53.740
the

34:53.740 --> 34:54.180
bad

34:54.180 --> 34:54.820
luck

34:54.820 --> 34:55.080
like

34:55.080 --> 34:55.360
oh

34:55.360 --> 34:55.760
god

34:55.760 --> 34:56.220
I'm

34:56.220 --> 34:57.200
I'm

34:57.200 --> 34:57.500
it

34:57.500 --> 34:59.780
I

34:59.780 --> 34:59.920
don't

34:59.920 --> 35:00.300
understand

35:00.300 --> 35:00.520
but

35:00.520 --> 35:00.640
I

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put

35:00.840 --> 35:00.980
it

35:00.980 --> 35:01.180
on

35:01.180 --> 35:01.340
and

35:01.340 --> 35:01.480
I

35:01.480 --> 35:01.680
thought

35:01.680 --> 35:01.840
to

35:01.840 --> 35:02.200
myself

35:02.200 --> 35:02.460
I

35:02.460 --> 35:02.720
know

35:02.720 --> 35:02.940
I

35:02.940 --> 35:03.080
will

35:03.080 --> 35:03.220
lay

35:03.220 --> 35:03.680
face

35:03.680 --> 35:04.300
down

35:04.300 --> 35:05.220
face

35:05.220 --> 35:06.220
down

35:06.220 --> 35:07.080
arms

35:07.080 --> 35:07.780
in

35:07.780 --> 35:08.580
no

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visible

35:09.020 --> 35:09.460
sign

35:09.460 --> 35:09.620
of

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human

35:09.880 --> 35:10.180
limbs

35:10.180 --> 35:10.400
because

35:10.400 --> 35:10.920
obviously

35:10.920 --> 35:11.160
if

35:11.160 --> 35:11.340
they're

35:11.340 --> 35:11.900
aliens

35:11.900 --> 35:12.160
they're

35:12.160 --> 35:12.380
looking

35:12.380 --> 35:12.520
to

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eat

35:12.640 --> 35:12.840
my

35:12.840 --> 35:13.740
squishy

35:13.740 --> 35:14.460
my

35:14.460 --> 35:14.800
white

35:14.800 --> 35:15.300
squishy

35:15.300 --> 35:16.080
flesh

35:16.080 --> 35:17.480
they

35:17.480 --> 35:17.560
could

35:17.560 --> 35:17.860
probably

35:17.860 --> 35:19.000
sense

35:19.000 --> 35:19.260
my

35:19.260 --> 35:19.740
heat

35:19.740 --> 35:20.360
but

35:20.360 --> 35:20.520
if

35:20.520 --> 35:20.700
I

35:20.700 --> 35:21.100
shape

35:21.100 --> 35:21.660
myself

35:21.660 --> 35:22.020
like

35:22.020 --> 35:22.240
a

35:22.240 --> 35:22.760
oval

35:22.760 --> 35:23.040
like

35:23.040 --> 35:23.220
a

35:23.220 --> 35:23.940
corncob

35:23.940 --> 35:24.160
then

35:24.160 --> 35:24.500
they won't

35:24.500 --> 35:24.680
even

35:24.680 --> 35:24.880
know

35:24.880 --> 35:25.100
I'm

35:25.100 --> 35:25.440
here

35:25.440 --> 35:30.000
my

35:30.000 --> 35:30.420
white

35:30.420 --> 35:31.000
meat

35:31.000 --> 35:31.900
turn

35:31.900 --> 35:32.120
me

35:32.120 --> 35:32.380
into

35:32.380 --> 35:32.900
chicken

35:32.900 --> 35:33.560
nuggets

35:33.560 --> 35:34.320
turn

35:34.320 --> 35:34.480
me

35:34.480 --> 35:34.840
into

35:34.840 --> 35:35.740
sweet

35:35.740 --> 35:36.160
corn

35:36.160 --> 35:37.100
potage

35:37.100 --> 35:37.640
the

35:37.640 --> 35:38.140
terror

35:38.140 --> 35:38.540
the

35:38.540 --> 35:39.060
horror

35:39.060 --> 35:40.620
and

35:40.620 --> 35:42.860
then

35:42.860 --> 35:42.980
I

35:42.980 --> 35:43.160
woke

35:43.160 --> 35:43.500
up

35:43.500 --> 35:46.160
and

35:46.160 --> 35:46.320
then

35:46.320 --> 35:46.400
I

35:46.400 --> 35:46.520
had

35:46.520 --> 35:46.680
this

35:46.680 --> 35:46.960
really

35:46.960 --> 35:47.620
gruesome

35:47.620 --> 35:48.020
thought

35:48.020 --> 35:48.280
about

35:48.280 --> 35:48.780
big

35:48.780 --> 35:49.280
chickens

35:49.280 --> 35:49.600
eating

35:49.600 --> 35:50.120
humans

35:50.120 --> 35:50.460
like

35:50.460 --> 35:51.140
grubs

35:51.140 --> 35:51.900
like

35:51.900 --> 35:52.020
you

35:52.020 --> 35:52.100
know

35:52.100 --> 35:52.220
when

35:52.220 --> 35:52.320
you

35:52.320 --> 35:52.460
get

35:52.460 --> 35:52.600
a

35:52.600 --> 35:52.920
garden

35:52.920 --> 35:53.520
grub

35:53.520 --> 35:54.440
or

35:54.440 --> 35:54.560
if

35:54.560 --> 35:54.680
you

35:54.680 --> 35:55.020
squish

35:55.020 --> 35:55.180
a

35:55.180 --> 35:55.380
big

35:55.380 --> 35:55.820
grub

35:55.820 --> 35:55.960
and

35:55.960 --> 35:56.080
it

35:56.080 --> 35:56.320
kind

35:56.320 --> 35:56.440
of

35:56.440 --> 35:56.620
like

35:56.620 --> 35:57.020
poops

35:57.020 --> 35:57.220
out

35:57.220 --> 35:57.540
everywhere

35:57.540 --> 35:57.740
like

35:57.740 --> 35:57.860
it

35:57.860 --> 35:58.060
goes

35:58.060 --> 35:59.240
and

35:59.240 --> 35:59.820
oozes

35:59.820 --> 36:00.400
out

36:00.400 --> 36:01.480
but

36:01.480 --> 36:01.700
that

36:01.700 --> 36:06.180
I

36:06.180 --> 36:06.440
had to

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get up

36:06.680 --> 36:06.880
and get

36:06.880 --> 36:07.140
a drink

36:07.140 --> 36:07.460
of water

36:07.460 --> 36:07.660
because

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it was

36:07.800 --> 36:07.960
kind

36:07.960 --> 36:08.040
of

36:08.040 --> 36:08.220
gross

36:08.220 --> 36:08.440
in the

36:08.440 --> 36:08.600
house

36:08.600 --> 36:13.160
if

36:13.160 --> 36:13.520
alien

36:13.520 --> 36:13.900
chickens

36:13.900 --> 36:14.340
came to

36:14.340 --> 36:14.500
earth

36:14.500 --> 36:14.680
we'd

36:14.680 --> 36:14.800
be

36:14.800 --> 36:15.020
screwed

36:15.020 --> 36:15.180
they

36:15.180 --> 36:15.320
would

36:15.320 --> 36:15.440
eat

36:15.440 --> 36:15.820
everything

36:15.820 --> 36:16.900
and

36:16.900 --> 36:17.060
they'd

36:17.060 --> 36:17.240
probably

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try

36:17.440 --> 36:17.520
to

36:17.520 --> 36:17.640
eat

36:17.640 --> 36:18.060
themselves

36:18.060 --> 36:18.580
like

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each

36:18.780 --> 36:19.080
other

36:19.080 --> 36:22.960
that's

36:22.960 --> 36:23.320
the plot

36:23.320 --> 36:23.540
of a

36:23.540 --> 36:23.680
Jimmy

36:23.680 --> 36:24.100
Neutron

36:24.100 --> 36:24.480
movie

36:24.480 --> 36:25.800
hire me

36:25.800 --> 36:26.640
Nickelodeon

36:26.640 --> 36:28.440
Jimmy

36:28.440 --> 36:28.800
Neutron

36:28.800 --> 36:29.120
that was

36:29.120 --> 36:29.560
a weird

36:29.560 --> 36:29.980
show

36:29.980 --> 36:31.040
the only

36:31.040 --> 36:31.600
real memory

36:31.600 --> 36:31.960
I have

36:31.960 --> 36:32.200
of the

36:32.200 --> 36:32.460
Jimmy

36:32.460 --> 36:33.320
Neutron

36:33.320 --> 36:33.980
show

36:33.980 --> 36:34.720
was when

36:34.720 --> 36:35.040
he turned

36:35.040 --> 36:35.400
into a

36:35.400 --> 36:35.880
hamster

36:35.880 --> 36:36.220
I thought

36:36.220 --> 36:36.480
he looked

36:36.480 --> 36:36.740
like a

36:36.740 --> 36:37.100
pumpkin

36:37.100 --> 36:40.000
I also

36:40.000 --> 36:40.340
think it

36:40.340 --> 36:40.700
awakened

36:40.700 --> 36:41.360
something in

36:41.360 --> 36:41.620
me but

36:41.620 --> 36:41.900
I'm not

36:41.900 --> 36:42.360
really sure

36:42.360 --> 36:42.680
what it

36:42.680 --> 36:43.000
was and

36:43.000 --> 36:43.280
I don't

36:43.280 --> 36:43.620
think this

36:43.620 --> 36:43.860
is the

36:43.860 --> 36:44.280
right place

36:44.280 --> 36:44.860
to explore

36:44.860 --> 36:45.140
that

36:45.140 --> 36:50.520
what

36:50.520 --> 36:50.800
about

36:50.800 --> 36:51.660
Carl

36:51.660 --> 36:52.640
I

36:52.640 --> 36:52.880
never

36:52.880 --> 36:53.180
really

36:53.180 --> 36:53.540
understood

36:53.540 --> 36:53.780
how

36:53.780 --> 36:54.100
weird

36:54.100 --> 36:54.460
Carl

36:54.460 --> 36:54.780
was

36:54.780 --> 36:54.960
for

36:54.960 --> 36:55.220
liking

36:55.220 --> 36:55.700
Jimmy's

36:55.700 --> 36:56.020
mom

36:56.020 --> 36:56.300
until

36:56.300 --> 36:56.480
I

36:56.480 --> 36:56.680
was

36:56.680 --> 36:56.820
a

36:56.820 --> 36:56.920
little

36:56.920 --> 36:57.080
bit

36:57.080 --> 36:57.460
older

36:57.460 --> 37:09.180
we won't

37:09.180 --> 37:09.860
judge

37:09.860 --> 37:11.560
yes we

37:11.560 --> 37:12.040
will

37:12.040 --> 37:16.480
and Jimmy's

37:16.480 --> 37:17.000
dad was

37:17.000 --> 37:17.400
kind of

37:17.400 --> 37:17.700
weird

37:17.700 --> 37:18.220
too

37:18.220 --> 37:20.320
I

37:20.320 --> 37:20.520
guess

37:20.520 --> 37:20.840
Jimmy's

37:20.840 --> 37:21.040
mom

37:21.040 --> 37:21.260
was

37:21.260 --> 37:21.720
pretty

37:21.720 --> 37:25.480
Cindy

37:25.480 --> 37:25.760
was

37:25.760 --> 37:26.220
Cindy

37:26.220 --> 37:27.120
there was

37:27.120 --> 37:27.320
two

37:27.320 --> 37:27.580
girl

37:27.580 --> 37:28.200
characters

37:28.200 --> 37:28.640
Cindy

37:28.640 --> 37:28.820
was

37:28.820 --> 37:29.240
annoying

37:29.240 --> 37:29.460
I

37:29.460 --> 37:29.560
think

37:29.560 --> 37:29.740
it was

37:29.740 --> 37:30.040
Cindy

37:30.040 --> 37:30.240
the

37:30.240 --> 37:30.480
blonde

37:30.480 --> 37:30.640
haired

37:30.640 --> 37:30.820
girl

37:30.820 --> 37:30.960
was

37:30.960 --> 37:31.460
annoying

37:31.460 --> 37:34.120
Dexter's

37:34.120 --> 37:34.380
mom

37:34.380 --> 37:34.760
though

37:34.760 --> 37:37.200
what

37:37.200 --> 37:37.640
is it

37:37.640 --> 37:37.800
with

37:37.800 --> 37:38.040
kids

37:38.040 --> 37:38.560
shows

37:38.560 --> 37:39.400
kids

37:39.400 --> 37:39.660
shows

37:39.660 --> 37:39.820
and

37:39.820 --> 37:40.020
kids

37:40.020 --> 37:40.340
movies

37:40.340 --> 37:40.540
why

37:40.540 --> 37:40.640
are

37:40.640 --> 37:40.760
the

37:40.760 --> 37:41.140
mommies

37:41.140 --> 37:41.480
always

37:41.480 --> 37:41.680
your

37:41.680 --> 37:42.220
mamas

37:42.220 --> 37:42.380
you

37:42.380 --> 37:42.660
know

37:42.660 --> 37:45.040
why

37:45.040 --> 37:45.380
why

37:45.380 --> 37:45.900
what

37:45.900 --> 37:46.020
you

37:46.020 --> 37:46.180
mean

37:46.180 --> 37:46.280
to

37:46.280 --> 37:46.440
keep

37:46.440 --> 37:46.720
dad

37:46.720 --> 37:47.080
awake

37:47.080 --> 37:47.360
yeah

37:47.360 --> 37:47.740
okay

37:47.740 --> 37:50.320
okay

37:50.320 --> 37:57.100
that's

37:57.100 --> 37:57.480
offensive

37:57.480 --> 37:57.740
to

37:57.740 --> 37:58.300
dad

37:58.300 --> 38:01.020
you're

38:01.020 --> 38:01.280
saying

38:01.280 --> 38:01.580
dad

38:01.580 --> 38:01.720
is

38:01.720 --> 38:01.940
that

38:01.940 --> 38:02.380
simple

38:02.380 --> 38:02.600
are

38:02.600 --> 38:02.700
you

38:02.700 --> 38:02.920
that

38:02.920 --> 38:03.340
simple

38:03.340 --> 38:06.100
compelling

38:06.100 --> 38:06.780
plot

38:06.780 --> 38:07.540
no

38:07.540 --> 38:09.740
boobies

38:09.740 --> 38:12.420
that's

38:12.420 --> 38:12.440
that's

38:12.440 --> 38:12.520
what

38:12.520 --> 38:12.640
they're

38:12.640 --> 38:12.940
saying

38:12.940 --> 38:13.260
about

38:13.260 --> 38:13.440
you

38:13.440 --> 38:13.540
are

38:13.540 --> 38:13.620
you

38:13.620 --> 38:13.760
gonna

38:13.760 --> 38:14.080
take

38:14.080 --> 38:14.460
that

38:14.460 --> 38:15.060
are

38:15.060 --> 38:15.160
you

38:15.160 --> 38:15.340
gonna

38:15.340 --> 38:15.660
take

38:15.660 --> 38:16.060
that

38:16.060 --> 38:19.400
yes

38:19.400 --> 38:22.980
absolutely

38:22.980 --> 38:26.480
so

38:26.480 --> 38:26.500
so

38:26.500 --> 38:26.680
speaking

38:26.680 --> 38:26.940
of

38:26.940 --> 38:27.340
movies

38:27.340 --> 38:27.560
with

38:27.560 --> 38:28.000
guys

38:28.000 --> 38:28.900
um

38:28.900 --> 38:29.240
i

38:29.240 --> 38:29.500
for

38:29.500 --> 38:29.640
the

38:29.640 --> 38:29.860
first

38:29.860 --> 38:30.240
time

38:30.240 --> 38:30.760
watched

38:30.760 --> 38:30.980
the

38:30.980 --> 38:31.320
beginning

38:31.320 --> 38:31.900
uh

38:31.900 --> 38:32.260
i watched

38:32.260 --> 38:32.440
the

38:32.440 --> 38:32.880
intro

38:32.880 --> 38:33.620
of

38:33.620 --> 38:36.720
is it

38:36.720 --> 38:37.080
american

38:37.080 --> 38:37.540
psycho

38:37.540 --> 38:38.300
i've never

38:38.300 --> 38:38.780
seen that

38:38.780 --> 38:39.140
film

38:39.140 --> 38:39.860
with pat

38:39.860 --> 38:41.000
oh my god

38:41.000 --> 38:41.560
i'm gonna get his name

38:41.560 --> 38:41.860
wrong

38:41.860 --> 38:42.680
oh my god

38:42.680 --> 38:43.280
i'm gonna get his name

38:43.280 --> 38:43.440
wrong

38:43.440 --> 38:43.740
you guys

38:43.740 --> 38:44.200
are never gonna

38:44.200 --> 38:44.520
want to talk

38:44.520 --> 38:44.760
to me

38:44.760 --> 38:45.580
ever again

38:45.580 --> 38:51.160
is it

38:51.160 --> 38:52.460
christian bale

38:52.460 --> 38:57.000
christian bale

38:57.000 --> 38:58.860
what was i gonna say

38:58.860 --> 39:01.320
wait

39:01.320 --> 39:04.040
oh patrick

39:04.040 --> 39:04.420
bateman

39:04.420 --> 39:05.160
that's his name

39:05.160 --> 39:05.760
in the movie

39:05.760 --> 39:06.360
okay

39:06.360 --> 39:07.320
okay

39:07.320 --> 39:08.120
so i was right

39:08.120 --> 39:08.560
i was right

39:08.560 --> 39:09.460
technically i was right

39:09.460 --> 39:10.060
yeah okay

39:10.060 --> 39:11.080
christian bale plays

39:11.080 --> 39:11.780
patrick bateman

39:11.780 --> 39:12.620
in american

39:12.620 --> 39:12.980
psycho

39:12.980 --> 39:13.320
okay

39:13.320 --> 39:14.340
i've never seen

39:14.340 --> 39:14.740
that movie

39:14.740 --> 39:15.880
and i still haven't

39:15.880 --> 39:16.460
seen that movie

39:16.460 --> 39:17.240
i've only seen

39:17.240 --> 39:17.800
the beginning

39:17.800 --> 39:19.620
because i watched it

39:19.620 --> 39:20.480
on i think i watched

39:20.480 --> 39:21.160
it on youtube

39:21.160 --> 39:24.980
my name's

39:24.980 --> 39:26.100
patrick

39:26.100 --> 39:27.780
my name's

39:27.780 --> 39:28.580
patrick bateman

39:28.580 --> 39:31.040
i live a perfect

39:31.040 --> 39:31.500
life

39:31.500 --> 39:33.320
in my perfect

39:33.320 --> 39:33.640
bubble

39:33.640 --> 39:35.900
i can do

39:35.900 --> 39:37.660
seven crunches

39:37.660 --> 39:37.980
now

39:37.980 --> 39:40.820
it's interesting

39:40.820 --> 39:41.340
i don't know

39:41.340 --> 39:41.740
i haven't seen

39:41.740 --> 39:42.320
the rest of it

39:42.320 --> 39:42.540
though

39:42.540 --> 39:51.180
where's your

39:51.180 --> 39:51.840
business card

39:51.840 --> 39:52.100
girl

39:52.100 --> 39:52.920
let's see

39:52.920 --> 39:54.940
mine's

39:54.940 --> 39:55.660
mine's better

39:55.660 --> 39:56.280
than yours

39:56.280 --> 39:57.940
i know about

39:57.940 --> 39:58.720
the business card

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thing

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i don't

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that's it

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business card

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i know his face

40:04.300 --> 40:05.760
because christian bale's

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got such a toothy

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smile

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you know

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he's got a very

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he's got a mouthful

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of teeth

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he's really

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he looks like

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he could

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he

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a piece of steak

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hates to see

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him

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coming

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is what i mean

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you know what i mean

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he's got a lot

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it's just

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yeah

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i almost

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i almost

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started looking up

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if he has dentures

40:35.500 --> 40:38.280
what reddit page

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celebrity gossip page

40:40.520 --> 40:40.840
is like

40:40.840 --> 40:41.380
oh patrick

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baby

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he's got full dentures

40:42.640 --> 40:43.060
or like

40:43.060 --> 40:43.740
what are those

40:43.740 --> 40:44.580
what are those pages

40:44.580 --> 40:45.100
where

40:45.100 --> 40:46.040
the

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plastic surgeon

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people

40:47.580 --> 40:48.160
they start

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they start talking

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about

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hollywood actors

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like

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oh someone else

40:52.320 --> 40:52.680
had this

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this and this done

40:53.580 --> 40:54.880
excuse me

40:54.880 --> 40:57.620
he's too perfect

40:57.620 --> 40:58.380
he must have

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fake teeth

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they must be dentures

41:00.180 --> 41:02.880
but no no

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wait not dentures

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what are they called

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what's it called

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when they like

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saw down your teeth

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help

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veneers

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yeah

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he's

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he must have

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veneers

41:17.540 --> 41:18.580
they're too perfect

41:18.580 --> 41:23.600
they gotta

41:23.600 --> 41:24.480
shave your teeth

41:24.480 --> 41:24.740
down

41:24.740 --> 41:25.240
to look like

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mine

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right

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and then

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they put on

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they put on

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your fake teeth

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one by one

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i've not been to

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the dentist

41:39.740 --> 41:40.500
in a very long

41:40.500 --> 41:40.920
time

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it's real bad

41:43.440 --> 41:44.580
it's real bad

41:44.580 --> 41:45.760
i'm fine

41:45.760 --> 41:47.240
my teeth are good

41:47.240 --> 41:48.360
knock on wood

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oh my god

41:49.160 --> 41:49.840
i have no wood

41:49.840 --> 41:51.000
i'm knocking on my forehead

41:51.000 --> 41:52.860
but yeah

41:52.860 --> 41:54.740
um

41:54.740 --> 41:56.420
my teeth are fine

41:56.420 --> 41:59.320
my physical health

41:59.320 --> 42:00.740
is another story

42:00.740 --> 42:01.760
but

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i have

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important doctor

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appointments

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coming

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i'm not gonna

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be a chicken

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i'm gonna be brave

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let's go

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what did i say

42:21.560 --> 42:22.560
about your health

42:22.560 --> 42:24.640
you must be

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proactive

42:25.600 --> 42:27.200
in your own health

42:27.200 --> 42:28.160
you must be

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you gotta get out

42:29.000 --> 42:30.000
if something is wrong

42:30.000 --> 42:30.300
with you

42:30.300 --> 42:31.140
don't ignore it

42:31.140 --> 42:31.780
you gotta get out

42:31.780 --> 42:31.980
there

42:31.980 --> 42:32.360
and you gotta

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actively try

42:33.840 --> 42:34.480
and get out

42:34.480 --> 42:35.040
for it

42:35.040 --> 42:35.300
so

42:35.300 --> 42:37.300
do that

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stop ignoring

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your bum knee

42:39.560 --> 42:40.140
i know you're

42:40.140 --> 42:41.060
ignoring it

42:41.060 --> 42:42.180
i know that back

42:42.180 --> 42:42.980
pain hasn't left

42:42.980 --> 42:43.100
you

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cause you go

42:43.560 --> 42:44.120
oh i just

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sit in my computer

42:44.900 --> 42:45.280
all day

42:45.280 --> 42:46.220
you don't know that

42:46.220 --> 42:46.940
go get it looked

42:46.940 --> 42:48.060
out weirdo

42:48.060 --> 42:49.940
smelly

42:49.940 --> 42:52.240
go get it looked

42:52.240 --> 42:52.940
at okay

42:52.940 --> 42:54.580
no that lump

42:54.580 --> 42:55.160
on your shoulder

42:55.160 --> 42:56.220
is not normal

42:56.220 --> 43:00.120
i'm gonna be

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your mom right now

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go get it looked

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at

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make the appointment

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uh-huh

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never

43:08.600 --> 43:10.720
oh somebody's scared

43:10.720 --> 43:12.320
of the highly

43:12.320 --> 43:14.460
sanitized doctor

43:14.460 --> 43:14.960
room

43:14.960 --> 43:16.520
with the doctor

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smells

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they don't even

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give you a sticker

43:19.820 --> 43:20.820
anymore man

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terrible

43:22.760 --> 43:23.600
go to the bank

43:23.600 --> 43:24.620
no lollipop

43:24.620 --> 43:25.520
go to the doctor

43:25.520 --> 43:26.380
no sticker

43:26.380 --> 43:28.380
that's it

43:28.380 --> 43:29.480
no sticker

43:29.480 --> 43:31.360
go to the dentist

43:31.360 --> 43:31.900
you don't get

43:31.900 --> 43:32.600
a free toothbrush

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and a mini toothpaste

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anymore

43:34.140 --> 43:36.000
so i've heard

43:36.000 --> 43:36.720
cause i haven't been

43:36.720 --> 43:37.240
to the dentist

43:37.240 --> 43:38.040
so i don't know

43:38.040 --> 43:41.520
what a terrible time

43:41.520 --> 43:55.700
sorry i was

43:55.700 --> 43:56.360
sucking on a throat

43:56.360 --> 43:56.800
lozenger

43:56.800 --> 43:57.580
cause my throat

43:57.580 --> 43:58.080
hurts

43:58.080 --> 44:02.200
go to the dentist

44:02.200 --> 44:03.100
you could

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you could use

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my own argument

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against me

44:04.700 --> 44:05.040
and say

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go to the dentist

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and get your

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stupid teeth

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looked at

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listen here

44:10.460 --> 44:11.380
shorty

44:11.380 --> 44:15.980
too much yapping

44:15.980 --> 44:17.000
no

44:17.000 --> 44:18.920
no i did that thing

44:18.920 --> 44:19.240
you know

44:19.240 --> 44:20.060
when you wake up

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you wake up

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and you swallow

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your first gulp

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of saliva

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and you say

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that felt like

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razor blades

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i'm sure it'll be

44:29.180 --> 44:30.100
fine after i have

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some water

44:30.680 --> 44:31.500
in the morning

44:31.500 --> 44:32.820
and then it

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doesn't go away

44:33.540 --> 44:37.680
i had my morning

44:37.680 --> 44:38.340
razor blade

44:38.340 --> 44:39.540
i thought

44:39.540 --> 44:41.260
surely it'll go away

44:41.260 --> 44:42.960
no i've never

44:42.960 --> 44:43.540
had that

44:43.540 --> 44:45.920
okay

44:45.920 --> 44:46.740
your immune system

44:46.740 --> 44:47.680
is stronger than mine

44:47.680 --> 44:50.280
are your teeth

44:50.280 --> 44:50.580
causing

44:50.580 --> 44:51.600
it's not my teeth

44:51.600 --> 44:52.640
my teeth are fine

44:52.640 --> 44:53.580
i've got teeth

44:53.580 --> 44:54.760
made of steel

44:54.760 --> 45:00.200
teeth made of steel

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okay

45:00.860 --> 45:03.360
you drooling

45:03.360 --> 45:04.860
i clench my teeth

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a lot though

45:05.600 --> 45:07.260
that's not very good

45:07.260 --> 45:08.900
because i'm always

45:08.900 --> 45:09.760
so stressed out

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all the time

45:10.540 --> 45:13.700
grass dancers

45:13.700 --> 45:15.900
no i don't

45:15.900 --> 45:18.460
i have patrick bateman

45:18.460 --> 45:19.340
chompers

45:19.340 --> 45:30.360
have you christmas shopped

45:30.360 --> 45:30.940
yet

45:30.940 --> 45:32.160
are you

45:32.160 --> 45:33.780
christmas shopping

45:33.780 --> 45:40.680
no

45:40.680 --> 45:42.400
you just finished

45:42.400 --> 45:43.500
a little bit

45:43.500 --> 45:44.260
yes

45:44.260 --> 45:44.940
no

45:44.940 --> 45:45.640
yes

45:45.640 --> 45:46.100
no

45:46.100 --> 45:47.340
doing it right now

45:47.340 --> 45:48.800
gotta take advantage

45:48.800 --> 45:49.840
of those sales

45:49.840 --> 45:52.140
those sales

45:52.140 --> 45:53.560
that hot

45:53.560 --> 45:54.680
black friday

45:54.680 --> 45:56.740
20% off

45:56.740 --> 45:58.340
up to

45:58.340 --> 46:00.340
20% off

46:00.340 --> 46:10.480
black friday was a wild

46:10.480 --> 46:10.940
little girl

46:10.940 --> 46:11.500
what are you talking

46:11.500 --> 46:11.880
about

46:11.880 --> 46:13.260
fake sales

46:13.260 --> 46:13.880
fake sales

46:13.880 --> 46:14.580
fake sales

46:14.580 --> 46:16.080
black friday is a lie

46:16.080 --> 46:16.840
well because they don't

46:16.840 --> 46:17.300
do the

46:17.300 --> 46:17.940
they don't do the

46:17.940 --> 46:19.740
crazy sales anymore

46:19.740 --> 46:21.400
which

46:21.400 --> 46:22.420
i mean i think

46:22.420 --> 46:23.940
is it a good thing

46:23.940 --> 46:24.760
is it

46:24.760 --> 46:25.140
i don't know

46:25.140 --> 46:26.100
people aren't gonna

46:26.100 --> 46:26.860
i don't know

46:26.860 --> 46:27.360
people

46:27.360 --> 46:28.520
people got really hurt

46:28.520 --> 46:29.440
during black friday

46:29.440 --> 46:31.740
way back when

46:31.740 --> 46:33.420
way way way way

46:33.420 --> 46:33.940
but like

46:33.940 --> 46:34.960
who's stopping people

46:34.960 --> 46:35.600
from just

46:35.600 --> 46:38.100
marking things

46:38.100 --> 46:38.720
down

46:38.720 --> 46:39.640
but it's actually

46:39.640 --> 46:40.820
not a mark down

46:40.820 --> 46:41.500
it's actually

46:41.500 --> 46:43.560
the actual prices

46:43.560 --> 46:44.640
to be sold for

46:44.640 --> 46:45.300
you're just used

46:45.300 --> 46:46.120
to seeing it

46:46.120 --> 46:47.100
at a higher price

46:47.100 --> 46:47.440
do you know

46:47.440 --> 46:47.820
what i mean

46:47.820 --> 46:48.540
does that make sense

46:48.540 --> 46:49.380
yeah

46:49.380 --> 46:52.000
people used to

46:52.000 --> 46:52.680
die

46:52.680 --> 46:56.660
poor tvs

46:56.660 --> 46:58.280
and the poor

46:58.280 --> 46:59.620
imagine being

46:59.620 --> 47:01.200
imagine being

47:01.200 --> 47:02.340
a retail worker

47:02.340 --> 47:03.480
you're there

47:03.480 --> 47:04.660
to work retail

47:04.660 --> 47:06.280
you're not there

47:06.280 --> 47:06.780
to fight

47:06.780 --> 47:07.640
for your life

47:07.640 --> 47:08.680
i don't think

47:08.680 --> 47:09.480
i don't think

47:09.480 --> 47:10.220
when you signed up

47:10.220 --> 47:11.120
to work at walmart

47:11.120 --> 47:11.760
they asked you

47:11.760 --> 47:12.320
if you were willing

47:12.320 --> 47:13.180
to take your life

47:13.180 --> 47:14.080
into your own hands

47:14.080 --> 47:15.200
to to protect

47:15.200 --> 47:16.480
do you have to do that

47:16.480 --> 47:17.240
if you work at like

47:17.240 --> 47:17.600
walmart

47:17.600 --> 47:18.240
do you like

47:18.240 --> 47:19.980
i solemnly swear

47:19.980 --> 47:21.620
i gargora solemnly swear

47:21.620 --> 47:23.720
to protect the merchandise

47:23.720 --> 47:25.060
even if it cost me

47:25.060 --> 47:25.720
my life

47:25.720 --> 47:26.540
like

47:26.540 --> 47:29.500
that

47:29.500 --> 47:30.320
that it

47:30.320 --> 47:31.220
um

47:31.220 --> 47:31.640
that seems

47:31.640 --> 47:32.040
a bit

47:32.040 --> 47:41.120
you there

47:41.120 --> 47:42.080
with the

47:42.080 --> 47:42.500
moomoo

47:42.500 --> 47:43.260
stop beating

47:43.260 --> 47:44.080
that other woman

47:44.080 --> 47:44.540
put the

47:44.540 --> 47:45.320
moomoo back

47:45.320 --> 47:49.440
sounds scary

47:49.440 --> 47:57.020
yeah

47:57.020 --> 47:57.460
doesn't they have

47:57.460 --> 47:58.120
like security

47:58.120 --> 47:58.640
people

47:58.640 --> 47:59.680
for that

47:59.680 --> 48:00.540
i don't know

48:00.540 --> 48:01.620
i don't know

48:01.620 --> 48:03.740
i don't know

48:03.740 --> 48:04.920
i don't know

48:04.920 --> 48:08.040
what's a moomoo

48:08.040 --> 48:09.700
i'm so happy

48:09.700 --> 48:10.420
you asked

48:10.420 --> 48:11.080
okay

48:11.080 --> 48:12.760
a moomoo

48:12.760 --> 48:15.720
a moomoo

48:15.720 --> 48:16.360
is a

48:16.360 --> 48:17.260
wonderful

48:17.260 --> 48:17.980
don't let

48:17.980 --> 48:18.860
do not

48:18.860 --> 48:20.180
do not

48:20.180 --> 48:20.920
let people

48:20.920 --> 48:22.300
sway you

48:22.300 --> 48:22.960
otherwise

48:22.960 --> 48:23.840
moomoo's are

48:23.840 --> 48:24.840
fantastic

48:24.840 --> 48:25.720
they're

48:25.720 --> 48:26.240
they're

48:26.240 --> 48:27.080
big

48:27.080 --> 48:28.880
comfy

48:28.880 --> 48:30.440
dresses

48:30.440 --> 48:31.760
like

48:31.760 --> 48:32.340
sleepy

48:32.340 --> 48:32.980
dresses

48:32.980 --> 48:38.840
yeah

48:38.840 --> 48:40.300
i think

48:40.300 --> 48:40.600
moomoo's

48:40.600 --> 48:40.800
should be

48:40.800 --> 48:41.340
for everybody

48:41.340 --> 48:41.980
everybody gets

48:41.980 --> 48:42.380
a moomoo

48:42.380 --> 48:43.580
they're lovely

48:43.580 --> 48:44.260
they're awesome

48:44.260 --> 48:45.500
my grandma

48:45.500 --> 48:45.980
knew they were

48:45.980 --> 48:46.440
awesome

48:46.440 --> 48:51.700
how do you

48:51.700 --> 48:52.100
spell it

48:52.100 --> 48:52.760
i have no

48:52.760 --> 48:53.280
idea

48:53.280 --> 48:54.700
i genuinely

48:54.700 --> 48:55.200
have no

48:55.200 --> 48:55.660
idea

48:55.660 --> 49:02.140
i don't have

49:02.140 --> 49:02.440
any

49:02.440 --> 49:03.400
i sleep in big

49:03.400 --> 49:03.880
t-shirts

49:03.880 --> 49:04.620
but speaking of

49:04.620 --> 49:04.960
pjs

49:04.960 --> 49:05.600
i got really

49:05.600 --> 49:06.020
cute

49:06.020 --> 49:07.100
christmas

49:07.100 --> 49:07.760
flannel

49:07.760 --> 49:08.460
pjs

49:08.460 --> 49:09.760
about a week

49:09.760 --> 49:10.220
ago

49:10.220 --> 49:11.100
and i've been

49:11.100 --> 49:11.620
living in

49:11.620 --> 49:11.820
them

49:11.820 --> 49:12.480
ever

49:12.480 --> 49:13.480
since

49:13.480 --> 49:16.320
they're

49:16.320 --> 49:16.700
awesome

49:16.700 --> 49:17.220
yeah

49:17.220 --> 49:17.700
they're like

49:17.700 --> 49:18.400
moomoo's

49:18.400 --> 49:18.820
oh yeah

49:18.820 --> 49:19.200
i guess you

49:19.200 --> 49:19.620
could call them

49:19.620 --> 49:20.280
granny dresses

49:20.280 --> 49:20.740
but they're

49:20.740 --> 49:21.400
really comfy

49:21.400 --> 49:27.120
you can wear like

49:27.120 --> 49:28.080
i guess

49:28.080 --> 49:29.180
would you compare

49:29.180 --> 49:29.920
to a night

49:29.920 --> 49:30.300
gown

49:30.300 --> 49:36.720
i used to wear

49:36.720 --> 49:37.500
nightgowns when i

49:37.500 --> 49:38.180
was really really

49:38.180 --> 49:38.500
little

49:38.500 --> 49:39.320
they were so

49:39.320 --> 49:40.040
cute

49:40.040 --> 49:41.200
they were so

49:41.200 --> 49:41.620
so cute

49:41.620 --> 49:42.140
i remember i

49:42.140 --> 49:42.860
used to have

49:42.860 --> 49:43.420
um

49:43.420 --> 49:45.100
my favorite

49:45.100 --> 49:45.860
nightgown when i

49:45.860 --> 49:46.320
was a little

49:46.320 --> 49:46.940
baby baby

49:46.940 --> 49:48.900
was white

49:48.900 --> 49:50.860
long sleeve

49:50.860 --> 49:51.540
white

49:51.540 --> 49:52.460
with

49:52.460 --> 49:53.740
i guess you

49:53.740 --> 49:54.580
would call it

49:54.580 --> 49:55.380
lettuce

49:55.380 --> 49:56.560
lettuce sleeve

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edges

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like a ruffled

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edge

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there's like

49:59.180 --> 49:59.980
ruffled edges

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on the

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sleeves

50:00.820 --> 50:01.300
and on the

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skirt

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along the

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bottom

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um

50:03.920 --> 50:04.480
but it was

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white

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and it had

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candy canes

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all over it

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red and green

50:07.640 --> 50:08.780
candy canes

50:08.780 --> 50:11.620
that one was

50:11.620 --> 50:12.500
really cute

50:12.500 --> 50:13.240
and i had a

50:13.240 --> 50:14.120
pink one

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with

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with

50:16.420 --> 50:18.200
it was like

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um

50:18.900 --> 50:20.240
pink

50:20.240 --> 50:22.340
light blushy

50:22.340 --> 50:22.960
pink

50:22.960 --> 50:24.080
with lipstick

50:24.080 --> 50:25.840
and like

50:25.840 --> 50:26.500
powder puffs

50:26.500 --> 50:27.000
on it

50:27.000 --> 50:29.440
i mean i mean i mean yeah essentially i guess so

50:29.440 --> 50:31.440
i mean i mean yeah essentially i guess so

50:31.440 --> 50:58.880
yes my christmas pj

50:58.880 --> 51:06.820
solid i'm wearing right now will be peeled off my cookie filled body in the first week of march

51:06.820 --> 51:19.040
and then i will remove them from my person and i will put them away totally 100% i will not wear them in spring or summer absolutely not

51:19.040 --> 51:19.880
pfft me nope

51:19.880 --> 51:20.940
me nope

51:20.940 --> 51:28.200
don't worry HOA you won't catch me wearing my christmas attire out of season

51:28.200 --> 51:31.100
can you imagine the smell

51:31.100 --> 51:33.600
i washed these thank you

51:33.600 --> 51:36.440
on the speed cycle

51:36.440 --> 51:38.400
i washed them

51:38.400 --> 51:40.140
once

51:40.140 --> 51:41.340
i think

51:41.340 --> 51:44.980
oh well i don't do any sweating when i'm in these

51:44.980 --> 51:45.480
whatever

51:45.480 --> 51:47.700
i don't smell that bad

51:47.700 --> 51:49.000
maybe you smell bad

51:49.000 --> 51:50.240
do you smell bad stinky

51:50.240 --> 51:59.300
you said you were sweaty

51:59.300 --> 52:01.040
that's different though

52:01.040 --> 52:02.480
that was different though

52:02.480 --> 52:03.140
that's different

52:03.140 --> 52:04.580
you don't understand

52:04.580 --> 52:05.180
okay

52:05.180 --> 52:07.080
there's a difference between

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sweating from exertion and sweating

52:09.440 --> 52:11.180
um

52:11.180 --> 52:12.720
by simply being

52:12.720 --> 52:13.400
okay

52:13.400 --> 52:15.840
you wouldn't understand

52:15.840 --> 52:18.500
no i'm not backtracking

52:18.500 --> 52:19.360
no

52:19.360 --> 52:21.900
how is it different

52:21.900 --> 52:28.440
i think you're asking too many questions

52:28.440 --> 52:32.200
tactical backpedal

52:32.200 --> 52:33.800
no nonsense nonsense

52:33.800 --> 52:40.860
sweat is sweat

52:40.860 --> 52:42.660
well actually don't they say

52:42.660 --> 52:44.800
nervous sweat

52:44.800 --> 52:45.760
or was that just a

52:45.760 --> 52:46.800
was that just a ploy

52:46.800 --> 52:48.040
by the deodorant companies

52:48.040 --> 52:49.580
to sell you their product

52:49.580 --> 52:51.860
anxious sweat smells worse

52:51.860 --> 52:53.740
than regular sweat

52:53.740 --> 52:57.980
yeah sweat stress

52:57.980 --> 52:58.380
see

52:58.380 --> 53:00.600
is sweat stress stinkier

53:00.600 --> 53:02.380
than regular sweat

53:02.380 --> 53:04.280
marketing

53:04.280 --> 53:05.800
marketing scheme

53:05.800 --> 53:06.980
did we get played

53:06.980 --> 53:10.200
a bunch of baloney

53:10.200 --> 53:14.160
the big man's just trying to get you

53:14.160 --> 53:15.420
to buy his deodorant

53:15.420 --> 53:16.440
isn't that what it is

53:16.440 --> 53:18.640
buy my product

53:18.640 --> 53:21.240
you'll be glad you did

53:21.240 --> 53:22.960
hey you there

53:22.960 --> 53:24.500
hey stinky

53:24.500 --> 53:26.540
buy my product

53:26.540 --> 53:27.860
you need it

53:27.860 --> 53:33.920
big deodorant

53:33.920 --> 53:34.660
conspiracy

53:34.660 --> 53:44.460
you're a bit of a conspiracy

53:44.460 --> 53:45.860
theorist today

53:45.860 --> 53:49.080
no

53:49.080 --> 53:49.780
maybe

53:49.780 --> 53:50.920
just a little bit

53:50.920 --> 53:52.920
the media i've been consuming

53:52.920 --> 53:54.520
is not good for my brain

53:54.520 --> 53:56.280
but i cannot stop consuming

53:56.280 --> 53:58.740
i can't stop

53:58.740 --> 53:59.660
i won't stop

53:59.660 --> 54:00.360
what's 2024

54:00.360 --> 54:01.200
where's the smell-o-vision

54:01.200 --> 54:03.520
that's what i'm talking about

54:03.520 --> 54:08.100
ps5 pro

54:08.100 --> 54:09.020
no thank you

54:09.020 --> 54:10.080
how about we actually

54:10.080 --> 54:11.360
implement something new

54:11.360 --> 54:13.200
let's do something new

54:13.200 --> 54:15.200
look

54:15.200 --> 54:16.700
upscale

54:16.700 --> 54:18.500
ai frame

54:18.500 --> 54:19.140
chin

54:19.140 --> 54:19.800
whoopity

54:19.800 --> 54:20.400
whoopity

54:20.400 --> 54:21.200
whoopity

54:21.200 --> 54:22.680
give me smell-o-vision

54:22.680 --> 54:25.640
and then i'll buy it

54:25.640 --> 54:27.340
how about that

54:27.340 --> 54:30.300
ai smell

54:30.300 --> 54:41.960
ai scale spells

54:41.960 --> 54:45.560
come on someone

54:45.560 --> 54:47.000
it's an untapped market

54:47.000 --> 54:48.040
please

54:48.040 --> 54:49.380
please

54:49.380 --> 54:50.680
all i want for christmas

54:50.680 --> 54:51.660
is to be able to smell

54:51.660 --> 54:52.980
the streamer's feet

54:52.980 --> 54:54.260
please

54:54.260 --> 55:02.500
4d

55:02.500 --> 55:11.360
gore is not the first

55:11.360 --> 55:12.260
smell tuber

55:12.260 --> 55:13.000
i'm pretty sure

55:13.000 --> 55:13.880
there's just a bunch

55:13.880 --> 55:15.940
of smell stinkers

55:15.940 --> 55:17.320
stinker smellers

55:17.320 --> 55:22.760
okie dokie

55:22.760 --> 55:23.400
shark girl

55:23.400 --> 55:24.980
whatever you say

55:24.980 --> 55:27.580
this girl's

55:27.580 --> 55:28.860
weirder than i remember

55:28.860 --> 55:30.060
has she always been

55:30.060 --> 55:30.820
this weird

55:30.820 --> 55:32.620
i think

55:32.620 --> 55:34.020
the girl's off

55:34.020 --> 55:35.500
her rocker

55:35.500 --> 55:39.920
shark vtuber

55:39.920 --> 55:40.360
when

55:40.360 --> 55:42.920
no way

55:42.920 --> 55:44.160
shark vtuber

55:44.160 --> 55:46.100
you wouldn't say

55:46.100 --> 55:46.540
that's the thing

55:46.540 --> 55:47.100
you wouldn't even know

55:47.100 --> 55:47.680
i was a shark

55:47.680 --> 55:48.460
because if you see me

55:48.460 --> 55:49.520
from my shoulders up

55:49.520 --> 55:50.820
there's no indication

55:50.820 --> 55:51.620
because my teeth

55:51.620 --> 55:52.440
are barely shown

55:52.440 --> 55:54.360
anywhere when i talk

55:54.360 --> 55:57.160
if you didn't know

55:57.160 --> 55:57.760
i was a shark

55:57.760 --> 55:58.660
looking at me head on

55:58.660 --> 55:58.980
right now

55:58.980 --> 55:59.300
would you know

55:59.300 --> 55:59.920
i was a shark

55:59.920 --> 56:01.720
probably not

56:01.720 --> 56:07.460
no way

56:07.460 --> 56:14.360
i think i'm just blue

56:14.360 --> 56:15.420
to the vast majority

56:15.420 --> 56:17.980
hey

56:17.980 --> 56:19.980
hey i know that one

56:19.980 --> 56:21.260
blue

56:21.260 --> 56:24.220
i point to myself

56:24.220 --> 56:27.740
i look behind myself

56:27.740 --> 56:28.520
i look back

56:28.520 --> 56:36.760
that's the blue one

56:36.760 --> 56:44.180
blue sky do

56:44.180 --> 56:45.140
we can do

56:45.140 --> 56:46.260
hey i know

56:46.260 --> 56:46.960
what blue's clothes

56:46.960 --> 56:47.380
reference

56:47.380 --> 56:48.480
when i see one

56:48.480 --> 56:49.100
i was just looking

56:49.100 --> 56:49.720
at old

56:49.720 --> 56:51.340
uh kids shows

56:51.340 --> 56:53.460
old kids shows

56:53.460 --> 56:54.340
intros

56:54.340 --> 57:02.280
blues clues

57:02.280 --> 57:03.680
um

57:03.680 --> 57:05.620
i also enjoy

57:05.620 --> 57:06.720
bluey now

57:06.720 --> 57:08.260
at my big old age

57:08.260 --> 57:09.300
i am a bluey

57:09.300 --> 57:10.020
enjoyer

57:10.020 --> 57:11.500
i love the bluey

57:11.500 --> 57:12.160
give me the

57:12.160 --> 57:14.180
blue australia dog

57:14.180 --> 57:15.820
blue's clothes

57:15.820 --> 57:16.300
is good

57:16.300 --> 57:17.860
bear in the big blue house

57:17.860 --> 57:18.380
is good

57:18.380 --> 57:19.740
clifford was good

57:19.740 --> 57:21.580
eddy and eddy

57:21.580 --> 57:22.240
no no no

57:22.240 --> 57:22.900
we're talking

57:22.900 --> 57:24.240
younger

57:24.240 --> 57:27.120
younger younger

57:27.120 --> 57:28.500
bear in the big blue house

57:28.500 --> 57:28.860
is awesome

57:28.860 --> 57:29.520
i'm gonna i'm gonna

57:29.520 --> 57:30.280
okay i'm gonna rant

57:30.280 --> 57:30.660
for a second

57:30.660 --> 57:31.860
they don't make

57:31.860 --> 57:34.080
what happened

57:34.080 --> 57:35.620
to puppeteer

57:35.620 --> 57:36.480
kids shows

57:36.480 --> 57:37.060
guys

57:37.060 --> 57:38.180
what happened

57:38.180 --> 57:40.400
there are no more

57:40.400 --> 57:41.120
puppeteer

57:41.120 --> 57:41.920
kids shows

57:41.920 --> 57:42.880
where are they

57:42.880 --> 57:44.660
yeah i guess

57:44.660 --> 57:45.900
teletubbies works

57:45.900 --> 57:46.840
teletubbies

57:46.840 --> 57:48.260
bear in the big blue house

57:48.260 --> 57:48.960
the muppets

57:48.960 --> 57:49.920
hello the muppets

57:49.920 --> 57:50.720
the boomer fool

57:50.720 --> 57:52.280
the boomer fool

57:52.280 --> 57:53.760
of sesame street

57:53.760 --> 57:54.140
okay

57:54.140 --> 57:55.780
yeah okay

57:55.780 --> 57:57.000
sesame street wins

57:57.000 --> 57:58.240
uh that gets a point

57:58.240 --> 58:00.180
but where's the rest

58:00.180 --> 58:00.740
of them

58:00.740 --> 58:07.220
they're not afraid

58:07.220 --> 58:07.940
what

58:07.940 --> 58:10.300
they can't be afraid

58:10.300 --> 58:13.580
i don't know

58:13.580 --> 58:14.120
i was looking at

58:14.120 --> 58:15.180
a youtube channel

58:15.180 --> 58:16.160
for little kids

58:16.160 --> 58:17.560
out of curiosity

58:17.560 --> 58:18.300
after i went on

58:18.300 --> 58:19.100
my little mini

58:19.100 --> 58:19.860
binge fest

58:19.860 --> 58:20.740
of all my favorite

58:20.740 --> 58:21.440
old shows

58:21.440 --> 58:22.820
yeah like max and ruby

58:22.820 --> 58:23.900
arthur

58:23.900 --> 58:25.300
wonder pets

58:25.300 --> 58:26.440
all that stuff

58:26.440 --> 58:28.040
um

58:28.040 --> 58:29.440
it's all like

58:29.440 --> 58:30.200
3d

58:30.200 --> 58:32.020
3d stuff

58:32.020 --> 58:33.560
big bright colors

58:33.560 --> 58:34.060
a lot of

58:34.060 --> 58:34.720
coco melon

58:34.720 --> 58:35.880
you know what i mean

58:35.880 --> 58:38.420
did they bring

58:38.420 --> 58:39.180
back barney

58:39.180 --> 58:40.020
yeah but i bet

58:40.020 --> 58:41.160
he's been digitized

58:41.160 --> 58:42.000
barney's the new

58:42.000 --> 58:42.940
virtual idol

58:42.940 --> 58:48.420
backyard again

58:48.420 --> 58:54.480
be your best friends

58:54.480 --> 58:55.420
in the backyard

58:55.420 --> 58:57.340
again

58:57.340 --> 59:06.640
the freaking magic

59:06.640 --> 59:07.660
school bus

59:07.660 --> 59:15.160
you watch barney

59:15.160 --> 59:16.560
um

59:16.560 --> 59:19.440
i don't think i did

59:19.440 --> 59:21.700
no

59:21.700 --> 59:23.660
not really

59:23.660 --> 59:28.100
i wonder if that was

59:28.100 --> 59:28.600
one of the shows

59:28.600 --> 59:29.380
my mom was like

59:29.380 --> 59:30.300
you are not watching

59:30.300 --> 59:30.720
barney

59:30.720 --> 59:32.240
you cannot watch

59:32.240 --> 59:32.980
the teletubbies

59:32.980 --> 59:33.760
it's gonna make you

59:33.760 --> 59:34.260
stupid

59:34.260 --> 59:36.640
yeah mom

59:36.640 --> 59:37.740
how did that work

59:37.740 --> 59:38.060
out

59:38.060 --> 59:39.860
look at me now

59:39.860 --> 59:41.880
really

59:41.880 --> 59:45.360
oh my god

59:45.360 --> 59:47.240
dragon tails

59:47.240 --> 59:50.180
bob the freaking

59:50.180 --> 59:50.720
builder

59:50.720 --> 59:56.760
bob the freaking

59:56.760 --> 59:57.800
builder was good

59:57.800 --> 59:58.500
bob the builder

59:58.500 --> 59:59.000
was good

59:59.000 --> 01:00:00.000
jj the jet plane

01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:00.740
was something i wish

01:00:00.740 --> 01:00:01.300
i could forget

01:00:01.300 --> 01:00:02.260
but i can't

01:00:02.260 --> 01:00:05.880
jj the jet plane

01:00:05.880 --> 01:00:06.980
that's me

01:00:06.980 --> 01:00:08.440
yo gabba gabba

01:00:08.440 --> 01:00:09.260
was cool

01:00:09.260 --> 01:00:11.320
a little bit weird

01:00:11.320 --> 01:00:11.820
but

01:00:11.820 --> 01:00:13.000
he gets points

01:00:13.000 --> 01:00:13.620
for being pretty

01:00:13.620 --> 01:00:14.100
unique

01:00:14.100 --> 01:00:15.860
yo

01:00:15.860 --> 01:00:17.180
gabba

01:00:17.180 --> 01:00:18.060
gabba

01:00:18.060 --> 01:00:26.100
what was the little

01:00:26.100 --> 01:00:26.680
car

01:00:26.680 --> 01:00:27.140
that

01:00:27.140 --> 01:00:28.420
talked

01:00:28.420 --> 01:00:30.500
boom boom

01:00:30.500 --> 01:00:32.660
what was his name

01:00:32.660 --> 01:00:33.620
boom boom

01:00:33.620 --> 01:00:34.400
boom boom

01:00:34.400 --> 01:00:37.480
cyber chase i was too

01:00:37.480 --> 01:00:38.260
stupid for

01:00:38.260 --> 01:00:40.000
surprise mom

01:00:40.000 --> 01:00:43.300
yeah was it boom boom

01:00:43.300 --> 01:00:44.960
or put put

01:00:44.960 --> 01:00:45.900
was it put put

01:00:45.900 --> 01:00:47.300
he was like

01:00:47.300 --> 01:00:47.320
he was like

01:00:47.320 --> 01:00:47.960
this little

01:00:47.960 --> 01:00:50.120
irl car

01:00:50.120 --> 01:00:51.180
that went

01:00:51.180 --> 01:00:51.900
beep beep

01:00:51.900 --> 01:00:53.080
honk honk

01:00:53.080 --> 01:01:00.240
no not lady mcqueen

01:01:00.240 --> 01:01:02.740
put put was a

01:01:02.740 --> 01:01:03.320
serious

01:01:03.320 --> 01:01:04.080
boom

01:01:04.080 --> 01:01:08.220
between the lions

01:01:08.220 --> 01:01:09.240
was good too

01:01:09.240 --> 01:01:11.160
pachow

01:01:11.160 --> 01:01:11.700
herbie

01:01:11.700 --> 01:01:12.440
boom

01:01:12.440 --> 01:01:14.280
boom boom

01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:18.480
it was just

01:01:18.480 --> 01:01:18.940
broom

01:01:18.940 --> 01:01:24.220
boom

01:01:24.220 --> 01:01:27.700
or maybe put put

01:01:27.700 --> 01:01:28.140
i don't know

01:01:28.140 --> 01:01:29.180
it was a yellow car

01:01:29.180 --> 01:01:31.280
between the lions

01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:32.040
was great

01:01:32.040 --> 01:01:35.280
die

01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:35.340
be

01:01:35.340 --> 01:01:37.460
be

01:01:37.460 --> 01:01:43.980
diego

01:01:43.980 --> 01:01:44.620
i think

01:01:44.620 --> 01:01:45.100
i watched

01:01:45.100 --> 01:01:45.660
a little bit of

01:01:45.660 --> 01:01:45.880
dora

01:01:45.880 --> 01:01:46.460
i remember

01:01:46.460 --> 01:01:46.940
watching

01:01:46.940 --> 01:01:48.500
the baby

01:01:48.500 --> 01:01:49.220
looney tunes

01:01:49.220 --> 01:01:49.700
because that

01:01:49.700 --> 01:01:50.620
was always on

01:01:50.620 --> 01:01:51.660
when i was

01:01:51.660 --> 01:01:52.220
homesick

01:01:52.220 --> 01:01:53.020
from school

01:01:53.020 --> 01:01:54.560
it was on

01:01:54.560 --> 01:01:54.840
at like

01:01:54.840 --> 01:01:55.600
10 a.m

01:01:55.600 --> 01:01:59.760
roly poly

01:01:59.760 --> 01:02:06.000
oldie he's small and short and round and then this place was stuff with the pieces around this kid

01:02:06.000 --> 01:02:25.200
around he's rolly polly hurry hurry rolly polly was weird to you really great i have no memory

01:02:25.200 --> 01:02:36.560
other than the theme song also lazy town hello lazy town with farticus

01:02:42.240 --> 01:02:51.520
the bubble guppies you might be a baby look at this guy watch the bubble guppies a bubble guppy baby

01:02:51.520 --> 01:02:57.120
ah i think i know i never watched bubble guppies i might have been after my time

01:03:00.640 --> 01:03:09.840
wow wow whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie you are a pirate i just hope kids shows nowadays have

01:03:09.840 --> 01:03:18.640
the same jingles because oh my god my memory my memory is literally all kids shows jingles and

01:03:18.640 --> 01:03:30.720
stuff like that your heart fiddled eating everybody everybody but hattie you are a pirate

01:03:36.720 --> 01:03:39.600
they're feeding kids brain rot from the womb now

01:03:39.600 --> 01:03:46.640
oh we'll never forget to see their true potential they're absolutely rotted by the time they can speak

01:03:51.680 --> 01:03:53.920
don't let them get to you guys be strong

01:03:56.000 --> 01:04:01.040
be strong i'm brain rotted i'm i'm a lost cause

01:04:01.040 --> 01:04:05.120
it's all over for humanity

01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:16.640
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

01:04:21.520 --> 01:04:26.400
will i play league of legends or path of exile i don't know what path of exile is but league of

01:04:26.400 --> 01:04:36.800
legends uh you will have to uh put a chip in my brain and mechanically control me by force to play

01:04:36.800 --> 01:04:41.120
league of legends at this current point in time i am not interested

01:04:46.720 --> 01:04:50.880
you're gonna have to get me down on the ground and you're gonna have to chip me all right you're

01:04:50.880 --> 01:04:53.520
gonna have to stick a chip in my head okay

01:04:57.840 --> 01:05:01.280
now the marvel game on the other hand i will

01:05:02.720 --> 01:05:08.240
do wait a do wait wait wait wait wait doesn't the marvel game is that the game with a shark in it

01:05:10.560 --> 01:05:14.240
is that the game with what's his name is that jeff the shark

01:05:14.240 --> 01:05:33.360
i thought jeff was really cute jeff the shark is jeff is adorable

01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:50.240
he's broken he's good don't ban him you've gotta balance that shark or remove it he's too powerful

01:05:50.240 --> 01:05:52.960
get him out of my game he's so cute

01:05:55.520 --> 01:06:00.560
i remember when i first saw the what was that over the summer when they show little bits of the marvel

01:06:00.560 --> 01:06:06.480
game and jeff the shark he's so cute

01:06:09.600 --> 01:06:15.840
he's not broken he's not that broken oh the gamers are coming out guys the gamers are saying you are

01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:22.960
wrong oh my god he's so cute he's so cute with his little fangs

01:06:22.960 --> 01:06:36.000
i love jeff the shark i love jeff the shark he's got a knife he's so cute he's got a knife he's so cute

01:06:36.000 --> 01:06:41.040
oh my god he's so cute

01:06:42.640 --> 01:06:48.400
we'll give him belly rubs check his outfit he's got a little little tag on

01:06:50.880 --> 01:06:58.160
he's practically naked is my favorite all he's wearing is a name tag jeff the land shark

01:06:58.160 --> 01:06:59.360
he's so cute

01:06:59.360 --> 01:07:04.480
no way me too dude like that pink sweater

01:07:09.840 --> 01:07:26.160
me win me win me win me win me win me when vtuber shows me her collarbone me win

01:07:26.160 --> 01:07:33.440
wait were you getting me there's no shark in a hood here i'm the only shark with a hoodie here

01:07:34.400 --> 01:07:37.600
i am doing that you you have full view of my collarbones right now

01:07:40.000 --> 01:07:48.160
full view does this excite you there's a pink outfit well i can't see it all i see is his little dog

01:07:48.160 --> 01:07:48.720
collar

01:07:51.840 --> 01:07:53.440
look at the costumes girl

01:07:59.200 --> 01:08:04.240
just share your screen guys i don't want to look at that okay

01:08:05.440 --> 01:08:15.520
jeff the shark marvel outfits oh my god no way

01:08:18.160 --> 01:08:24.560
oh my gosh she is bonita

01:08:25.760 --> 01:08:27.600
ah bonita shark

01:08:29.200 --> 01:08:33.280
he's pink and fuzzy he's got a scrunchie

01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:35.040
girl

01:08:40.400 --> 01:08:45.360
any jeff the shark hate is clearly just jealousy because he's he's amazing

01:08:45.360 --> 01:08:47.360
i don't want to look at that

01:08:52.000 --> 01:08:52.960
jeff the shark

01:08:54.240 --> 01:08:58.240
nobody hates jeff the shark you can't possibly hate him look at him

01:09:03.680 --> 01:09:09.360
he spits me off the map too much you're just tasty that's all it is you just taste too good

01:09:09.360 --> 01:09:13.520
he loves you too much practically obsessed

01:09:17.920 --> 01:09:22.560
he's cuter than you you know what honestly i wouldn't doubt it after i mean when i just saw

01:09:22.560 --> 01:09:28.960
it he's pink and fuzzy he's got a scrunchie he's got two teeth he walks on all fours

01:09:28.960 --> 01:09:34.560
he wins i believe i've been out sharked and i've been out cuted by a shark

01:09:35.600 --> 01:09:36.960
how will i ever recover

01:09:36.960 --> 01:09:50.240
i can't pick up the pieces she says how will i ever pick up the pieces

01:09:50.240 --> 01:09:56.240
i can't pick up the pieces she says how will i ever pick up the pieces

01:09:56.240 --> 01:10:15.520
i guess i'm just gonna have to get a a fuzzy pink hoodie then

01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:33.120
it is go over goop over that doesn't work it is it is uh it's a grover grover

01:10:34.160 --> 01:10:39.680
it just makes me sound like i'm grover of course right girl is grover

01:10:39.680 --> 01:10:53.440
it's grover we're shocked

01:10:58.240 --> 01:11:01.920
how do you guys feel about the young people referring to each other as chat

01:11:03.760 --> 01:11:05.920
that was an alarming discovery i made

01:11:05.920 --> 01:11:15.040
that people just referred people just referring now the kids just refer to everybody as chat now

01:11:15.920 --> 01:11:16.400
they do

01:11:18.560 --> 01:11:26.640
chat is this real chat are we cooked who are you talking to who who are you talking to

01:11:28.960 --> 01:11:34.400
this is a tweet with two likes who are you talking to

01:11:34.400 --> 01:11:51.840
this is a tweet with two views i'm one of them chat clip this clip it ship it

01:11:54.160 --> 01:11:54.400
what

01:11:54.400 --> 01:12:05.840
oh old people no no no no i think it's the young people

01:12:14.080 --> 01:12:22.160
who are you talking to is the new get off my lawn wait no wait no no wait wait no no no wait my grip on

01:12:22.160 --> 01:12:24.640
this is a real reality but stop it's slipping um

01:12:28.640 --> 01:12:30.720
i guess i guess it could be girl you're old now

01:12:33.200 --> 01:12:36.080
dusted and busted old lady get out of here

01:12:37.520 --> 01:12:40.880
make way make way for the new youth

01:12:40.880 --> 01:12:44.020
you old fart

01:12:44.020 --> 01:12:57.040
we are getting older

01:12:57.040 --> 01:12:59.460
that's what happens guys

01:12:59.460 --> 01:13:00.840
that is just what happens

01:13:00.840 --> 01:13:08.360
the future is now old man

01:13:08.360 --> 01:13:10.600
you are a chat now

01:13:10.600 --> 01:13:13.480
I haven't seen a lot of skippities around though

01:13:13.480 --> 01:13:15.160
which I mean I don't know

01:13:15.160 --> 01:13:18.760
they don't know

01:13:18.760 --> 01:13:24.120
chat are we old

01:13:24.120 --> 01:13:25.060
are we

01:13:25.060 --> 01:13:29.440
yeah skippity is old now

01:13:29.440 --> 01:13:31.300
it is

01:13:31.300 --> 01:13:33.540
thank god

01:13:33.540 --> 01:13:38.680
chat is this real

01:13:38.680 --> 01:13:46.040
when everybody is in chat

01:13:46.040 --> 01:13:47.080
nobody will be

01:13:47.080 --> 01:13:50.520
that's true

01:13:50.520 --> 01:13:54.680
we are all in chat

01:13:54.680 --> 01:14:05.160
sorry I feel like I've been just

01:14:05.160 --> 01:14:06.980
talking non-stop for an hour

01:14:06.980 --> 01:14:08.400
I haven't like taken a breath

01:14:08.400 --> 01:14:10.040
and just read what you guys were saying

01:14:10.040 --> 01:14:14.920
how are you

01:14:14.920 --> 01:14:17.500
it's 31 old

01:14:17.500 --> 01:14:18.020
no

01:14:18.020 --> 01:14:20.520
no

01:14:20.520 --> 01:14:21.380
don't let the kids

01:14:21.380 --> 01:14:22.620
don't let the kids

01:14:22.620 --> 01:14:24.140
get under your skin

01:14:24.140 --> 01:14:25.300
you're not old

01:14:25.300 --> 01:14:26.360
until you're hitting like

01:14:26.360 --> 01:14:27.820
your 60s

01:14:27.820 --> 01:14:31.480
keep yapping

01:14:31.480 --> 01:14:32.880
I'm tired of yapping

01:14:32.880 --> 01:14:34.180
you guys do it now

01:14:34.180 --> 01:14:35.580
your turn

01:14:35.580 --> 01:14:37.460
here's your microphone

01:14:37.460 --> 01:14:41.380
your turn

01:14:41.380 --> 01:14:52.260
come on say something

01:14:52.260 --> 01:14:55.380
do something funny

01:14:55.380 --> 01:14:59.780
you're the vtuber now

01:14:59.780 --> 01:15:03.320
shark

01:15:03.320 --> 01:15:04.900
your mic has shark breath on it

01:15:04.900 --> 01:15:06.500
wow rude

01:15:06.500 --> 01:15:08.800
yeah

01:15:08.800 --> 01:15:09.740
little bit

01:15:09.740 --> 01:15:10.460
and

01:15:10.460 --> 01:15:17.720
so I took a picture walk

01:15:17.720 --> 01:15:19.420
into my

01:15:19.420 --> 01:15:20.360
diary entries

01:15:20.360 --> 01:15:21.340
past few months

01:15:21.340 --> 01:15:22.320
wow

01:15:22.320 --> 01:15:23.440
do you ever do that

01:15:23.440 --> 01:15:24.320
do you guys have a diary

01:15:24.320 --> 01:15:26.000
do you have a journal

01:15:26.000 --> 01:15:26.980
do you

01:15:26.980 --> 01:15:27.620
like

01:15:27.620 --> 01:15:28.860
write

01:15:28.860 --> 01:15:30.140
read and write

01:15:30.140 --> 01:15:30.920
still

01:15:30.920 --> 01:15:33.860
don't

01:15:33.860 --> 01:15:34.280
ever

01:15:34.280 --> 01:15:35.320
do that

01:15:35.320 --> 01:15:36.000
don't

01:15:36.000 --> 01:15:36.820
ever go back

01:15:36.820 --> 01:15:37.500
and read your own

01:15:37.500 --> 01:15:38.460
diary entries

01:15:38.460 --> 01:15:40.600
oh my god

01:15:40.600 --> 01:15:41.620
wow

01:15:41.620 --> 01:15:44.000
whoa

01:15:44.000 --> 01:15:49.260
oh my god

01:15:49.260 --> 01:15:49.880
wow

01:15:49.880 --> 01:15:51.600
nevermind

01:15:51.600 --> 01:15:52.060
nevermind

01:15:52.060 --> 01:15:52.560
no more

01:15:52.560 --> 01:15:53.940
you write a page

01:15:53.940 --> 01:15:55.680
and you keep going

01:15:55.680 --> 01:15:58.780
girl of the past

01:15:58.780 --> 01:15:59.920
was suffering

01:15:59.920 --> 01:16:03.300
that was not good

01:16:03.300 --> 01:16:04.180
give us an example

01:16:04.180 --> 01:16:05.780
I'd rather not

01:16:05.780 --> 01:16:06.940
um

01:16:06.940 --> 01:16:08.080
I'm okay

01:16:08.080 --> 01:16:09.060
come on

01:16:09.060 --> 01:16:11.900
let's not do that

01:16:11.900 --> 01:16:13.500
let's not do that

01:16:13.500 --> 01:16:14.000
the same way

01:16:14.000 --> 01:16:18.100
I never reread anything

01:16:18.100 --> 01:16:18.780
that I write

01:16:18.780 --> 01:16:20.380
like all of my essays

01:16:20.380 --> 01:16:21.400
that I have to turn in

01:16:21.400 --> 01:16:22.140
I just turn on my

01:16:22.140 --> 01:16:23.360
Christmas jazz station

01:16:23.360 --> 01:16:24.880
and I write my essays

01:16:24.880 --> 01:16:36.460
it's cringe as hell

01:16:36.460 --> 01:16:37.220
but at the same time

01:16:37.220 --> 01:16:38.000
it's interesting to see

01:16:38.000 --> 01:16:38.860
if I've grown or not

01:16:38.860 --> 01:16:39.440
that's

01:16:39.440 --> 01:16:39.860
you know

01:16:39.860 --> 01:16:40.820
okay that's true bro

01:16:40.820 --> 01:16:41.540
that is true

01:16:41.540 --> 01:16:42.580
yeah

01:16:42.580 --> 01:16:45.300
it is interesting

01:16:45.300 --> 01:16:45.960
to like reflect

01:16:45.960 --> 01:16:46.800
and see if your mindset

01:16:46.800 --> 01:16:47.420
has changed

01:16:47.420 --> 01:16:48.160
on things that used

01:16:48.160 --> 01:16:49.100
to really bother you

01:16:49.100 --> 01:16:50.120
oh wait

01:16:50.120 --> 01:16:51.540
maybe this is a sign

01:16:51.540 --> 01:16:52.280
that I have grown

01:16:52.280 --> 01:16:53.260
and I have changed

01:16:53.260 --> 01:16:55.140
because when I look back

01:16:55.140 --> 01:16:55.820
at what I wrote

01:16:55.820 --> 01:16:56.640
I was like

01:16:56.640 --> 01:16:57.800
wow oh my god

01:16:57.800 --> 01:17:01.460
radioactive shark girl

01:17:01.460 --> 01:17:02.020
whoa

01:17:02.020 --> 01:17:04.020
but now

01:17:04.020 --> 01:17:05.420
perhaps

01:17:05.420 --> 01:17:06.220
mayhaps

01:17:06.220 --> 01:17:07.460
I've grown

01:17:07.460 --> 01:17:13.740
maturing

01:17:13.740 --> 01:17:14.720
yahoo

01:17:14.720 --> 01:17:15.960
yeah

01:17:15.960 --> 01:17:20.820
big thumbs up

01:17:20.820 --> 01:17:21.840
for maturing

01:17:21.840 --> 01:17:30.920
nah I'm not ready

01:17:30.920 --> 01:17:31.640
for sure

01:17:31.640 --> 01:17:32.680
shut up you

01:17:32.680 --> 01:17:33.120
yeah

01:17:33.120 --> 01:17:34.680
I'm gonna give you

01:17:34.680 --> 01:17:36.320
a fat lip

01:17:36.320 --> 01:17:36.900
for Christmas

01:17:36.900 --> 01:17:37.520
yeah

01:17:37.520 --> 01:17:40.120
shut up to your

01:17:40.120 --> 01:17:41.080
own Christmas party

01:17:41.080 --> 01:17:41.840
oh what happened

01:17:41.840 --> 01:17:42.520
to your lip

01:17:42.520 --> 01:17:43.020
what happened

01:17:43.020 --> 01:17:43.620
to your lip

01:17:43.620 --> 01:17:44.460
Johnny boy

01:17:44.460 --> 01:17:45.680
uh shark girl

01:17:45.680 --> 01:17:46.240
got me

01:17:46.240 --> 01:17:48.040
well that's

01:17:48.040 --> 01:17:48.580
embarrassing

01:17:48.580 --> 01:17:49.540
yeah

01:17:49.540 --> 01:17:50.980
yeah it is

01:17:50.980 --> 01:17:52.460
cause she's like

01:17:52.460 --> 01:17:53.720
four feet tall

01:17:53.720 --> 01:17:54.640
wow

01:17:54.640 --> 01:17:58.140
cause see

01:17:58.140 --> 01:17:58.620
cause see

01:17:58.620 --> 01:17:59.040
you would try

01:17:59.040 --> 01:17:59.740
to use my height

01:17:59.740 --> 01:18:00.360
as a dig

01:18:00.360 --> 01:18:00.740
but it would

01:18:00.740 --> 01:18:01.400
actually come back

01:18:01.400 --> 01:18:02.020
and it would bite you

01:18:02.020 --> 01:18:02.740
in your own butt

01:18:02.740 --> 01:18:04.040
yeah

01:18:04.040 --> 01:18:05.060
that's how it would

01:18:05.060 --> 01:18:05.480
happen

01:18:05.480 --> 01:18:10.160
simply wouldn't

01:18:10.160 --> 01:18:10.640
get hit

01:18:10.640 --> 01:18:11.740
you would try

01:18:11.740 --> 01:18:12.260
but you can't

01:18:12.260 --> 01:18:12.820
escape my

01:18:12.820 --> 01:18:13.680
fist

01:18:13.680 --> 01:18:18.200
or 11

01:18:18.200 --> 01:18:19.840
see

01:18:19.840 --> 01:18:21.840
come down

01:18:21.840 --> 01:18:23.080
come down

01:18:23.080 --> 01:18:23.580
here

01:18:23.580 --> 01:18:24.320
yes

01:18:24.320 --> 01:18:24.920
come down

01:18:24.920 --> 01:18:25.320
here

01:18:25.320 --> 01:18:26.460
closer

01:18:26.460 --> 01:18:27.740
closer

01:18:27.740 --> 01:18:29.240
closer

01:18:29.240 --> 01:18:36.240
wait

01:18:36.240 --> 01:18:36.880
did you guys

01:18:36.880 --> 01:18:37.460
play the

01:18:37.460 --> 01:18:38.120
monster hunter

01:18:38.120 --> 01:18:38.580
beta

01:18:38.580 --> 01:18:40.100
did you play

01:18:40.100 --> 01:18:40.360
that

01:18:40.360 --> 01:18:42.080
I did not

01:18:42.080 --> 01:18:43.500
but I watched

01:18:43.500 --> 01:18:44.100
some

01:18:44.100 --> 01:18:45.000
gameplay

01:18:45.000 --> 01:18:56.060
I did not

01:18:56.060 --> 01:18:56.300
play

01:18:56.300 --> 01:18:56.720
the beta

01:18:56.720 --> 01:18:57.960
the beta

01:18:57.960 --> 01:18:59.120
I know

01:18:59.120 --> 01:19:00.120
I had a lot

01:19:00.120 --> 01:19:00.760
of problems

01:19:00.760 --> 01:19:01.860
hopefully

01:19:01.860 --> 01:19:02.540
it all gets

01:19:02.540 --> 01:19:03.140
fixed

01:19:03.140 --> 01:19:05.080
but I

01:19:05.080 --> 01:19:06.340
I wanna

01:19:06.340 --> 01:19:07.040
play

01:19:07.040 --> 01:19:08.660
I wanna

01:19:08.660 --> 01:19:09.580
play

01:19:09.580 --> 01:19:10.620
please

01:19:10.620 --> 01:19:15.200
there's like

01:19:15.200 --> 01:19:16.120
environmental

01:19:16.120 --> 01:19:17.340
stuff now

01:19:17.340 --> 01:19:18.260
there's a

01:19:18.260 --> 01:19:19.220
lightning storm

01:19:19.220 --> 01:19:20.740
zapping down

01:19:20.740 --> 01:19:21.540
on people

01:19:21.540 --> 01:19:25.000
pick new

01:19:25.000 --> 01:19:25.520
weapons

01:19:25.520 --> 01:19:26.180
I wanna

01:19:26.180 --> 01:19:27.100
play a bow

01:19:27.100 --> 01:19:28.020
I want my

01:19:28.020 --> 01:19:28.700
heat seeking

01:19:28.700 --> 01:19:29.160
arrows

01:19:29.160 --> 01:19:29.780
please

01:19:29.780 --> 01:19:30.920
I just

01:19:30.920 --> 01:19:31.460
wanna close

01:19:31.460 --> 01:19:31.940
my eyes

01:19:31.940 --> 01:19:32.420
and shoot

01:19:32.420 --> 01:19:33.000
please

01:19:33.000 --> 01:19:35.960
and then I

01:19:35.960 --> 01:19:36.360
switch it up

01:19:36.360 --> 01:19:36.840
and I pull out

01:19:36.840 --> 01:19:37.260
a hammer

01:19:37.260 --> 01:19:37.800
so everybody

01:19:37.800 --> 01:19:38.160
that goes

01:19:38.160 --> 01:19:38.940
you bow

01:19:38.940 --> 01:19:39.340
user

01:19:39.340 --> 01:19:40.020
I'm like

01:19:40.020 --> 01:19:40.560
haha

01:19:40.560 --> 01:19:42.560
actually

01:19:42.560 --> 01:19:51.420
oh yeah

01:19:51.420 --> 01:19:51.920
unga bunga

01:19:51.920 --> 01:19:52.380
time

01:19:52.380 --> 01:19:56.740
you try

01:19:56.740 --> 01:19:57.620
balataro

01:19:57.620 --> 01:19:58.760
what is that

01:19:58.760 --> 01:19:59.640
balataro

01:19:59.640 --> 01:20:01.040
balataro

01:20:01.040 --> 01:20:02.060
what is

01:20:02.060 --> 01:20:02.600
balataro

01:20:02.600 --> 01:20:04.500
is that

01:20:04.500 --> 01:20:05.080
that card

01:20:05.080 --> 01:20:05.600
game

01:20:05.600 --> 01:20:05.880
I think

01:20:05.880 --> 01:20:06.160
I remember

01:20:06.160 --> 01:20:06.520
falling

01:20:06.520 --> 01:20:08.440
balataro

01:20:08.440 --> 01:20:09.960
balataro

01:20:09.960 --> 01:20:11.040
oh my god

01:20:11.040 --> 01:20:11.440
I'm saying

01:20:11.440 --> 01:20:11.940
it bad

01:20:11.940 --> 01:20:13.580
balataro

01:20:13.580 --> 01:20:16.080
balataro

01:20:16.080 --> 01:20:18.180
is addictive

01:20:18.180 --> 01:20:19.400
card game

01:20:19.400 --> 01:20:20.180
with jokers

01:20:20.180 --> 01:20:21.040
do you have

01:20:21.040 --> 01:20:21.760
to be smart

01:20:21.760 --> 01:20:22.300
for that

01:20:22.300 --> 01:20:22.620
game

01:20:22.620 --> 01:20:25.500
I haven't

01:20:25.500 --> 01:20:25.900
played any

01:20:25.900 --> 01:20:26.540
of the new

01:20:26.540 --> 01:20:27.280
the new

01:20:27.280 --> 01:20:27.960
uh

01:20:27.960 --> 01:20:29.740
uh

01:20:29.740 --> 01:20:31.520
games

01:20:31.520 --> 01:20:32.100
and

01:20:32.100 --> 01:20:33.020
other

01:20:33.020 --> 01:20:33.740
life

01:20:33.740 --> 01:20:34.420
members

01:20:34.420 --> 01:20:34.680
have been

01:20:34.680 --> 01:20:35.020
playing

01:20:35.020 --> 01:20:35.520
liar's

01:20:35.520 --> 01:20:35.880
bar

01:20:35.880 --> 01:20:37.040
no

01:20:37.040 --> 01:20:38.380
I never

01:20:38.380 --> 01:20:38.660
played

01:20:38.660 --> 01:20:38.820
the

01:20:38.820 --> 01:20:39.160
roulette

01:20:39.160 --> 01:20:39.840
game

01:20:39.840 --> 01:20:44.940
balataro

01:20:44.940 --> 01:20:46.140
balataro

01:20:46.140 --> 01:20:46.520
balataro

01:20:46.520 --> 01:20:48.520
balataro

01:20:48.520 --> 01:20:49.320
thank you

01:20:49.320 --> 01:20:50.260
parallel

01:20:50.260 --> 01:20:52.300
i've not

01:20:52.300 --> 01:20:52.540
played

01:20:52.540 --> 01:20:52.900
hola

01:20:52.900 --> 01:20:55.500
i've not

01:20:55.500 --> 01:20:55.740
played

01:20:55.740 --> 01:20:56.820
the tcg

01:20:56.820 --> 01:20:57.600
i didn't

01:20:57.600 --> 01:20:58.540
i've not

01:20:58.540 --> 01:20:59.180
i've not

01:20:59.180 --> 01:20:59.380
played

01:20:59.380 --> 01:20:59.620
any

01:20:59.620 --> 01:20:59.960
game

01:20:59.960 --> 01:21:05.500
no

01:21:05.500 --> 01:21:05.540
no

01:21:05.540 --> 01:21:06.500
holocure

01:21:06.500 --> 01:21:07.220
the game

01:21:07.220 --> 01:21:08.020
is addicting

01:21:08.020 --> 01:21:08.780
if i sit down

01:21:08.780 --> 01:21:09.020
to play

01:21:09.020 --> 01:21:09.620
holocure

01:21:09.620 --> 01:21:10.500
it's a minimum

01:21:10.500 --> 01:21:11.260
five hours

01:21:11.260 --> 01:21:12.120
it feels like

01:21:12.120 --> 01:21:18.020
the office game

01:21:18.020 --> 01:21:18.900
is that the

01:21:18.900 --> 01:21:19.820
multiplayer one

01:21:19.820 --> 01:21:20.540
where

01:21:20.540 --> 01:21:23.120
that would actually be

01:21:23.120 --> 01:21:23.820
pretty funny

01:21:23.820 --> 01:21:28.100
i know

01:21:28.100 --> 01:21:29.640
wait is it

01:21:29.640 --> 01:21:29.820
the

01:21:29.820 --> 01:21:30.600
wait is that

01:21:30.600 --> 01:21:31.100
the one

01:21:31.100 --> 01:21:32.000
the office

01:21:32.000 --> 01:21:32.540
game where

01:21:32.540 --> 01:21:33.080
it's kind of

01:21:33.080 --> 01:21:33.680
like among us

01:21:33.680 --> 01:21:34.300
but there's

01:21:34.300 --> 01:21:34.680
people that

01:21:34.680 --> 01:21:35.160
are working

01:21:35.160 --> 01:21:35.540
and people

01:21:35.540 --> 01:21:35.820
that are

01:21:35.820 --> 01:21:36.320
trying to

01:21:36.320 --> 01:21:36.660
mess up

01:21:36.660 --> 01:21:36.960
the people

01:21:36.960 --> 01:21:37.360
that are

01:21:37.360 --> 01:21:37.760
working

01:21:37.760 --> 01:21:38.680
and then

01:21:38.680 --> 01:21:39.080
you have

01:21:39.080 --> 01:21:39.520
to

01:21:39.520 --> 01:21:40.080
you know

01:21:40.080 --> 01:21:40.300
what i

01:21:40.300 --> 01:21:40.560
mean

01:21:40.560 --> 01:21:41.460
multiplayer

01:21:41.460 --> 01:21:42.740
shenanigan

01:21:42.740 --> 01:21:43.320
game

01:21:43.320 --> 01:21:46.660
dawson and

01:21:46.660 --> 01:21:47.000
dale

01:21:47.000 --> 01:21:47.720
is it

01:21:47.720 --> 01:21:48.080
yeah

01:21:48.080 --> 01:21:49.900
let's play

01:21:49.900 --> 01:21:50.880
and let's

01:21:50.880 --> 01:21:51.440
roleplay

01:21:51.440 --> 01:21:51.860
as

01:21:51.860 --> 01:21:52.460
employees

01:21:52.460 --> 01:21:52.720
at

01:21:52.720 --> 01:21:53.020
cover

01:21:53.020 --> 01:21:53.820
corporation

01:21:53.820 --> 01:22:02.720
hmm

01:22:02.720 --> 01:22:04.820
that'd be

01:22:04.820 --> 01:22:05.160
fun

01:22:05.160 --> 01:22:05.900
me

01:22:05.900 --> 01:22:15.100
how'd i

01:22:15.100 --> 01:22:15.460
get in

01:22:15.460 --> 01:22:15.900
trouble

01:22:15.900 --> 01:22:18.260
they can

01:22:18.260 --> 01:22:18.620
take it

01:22:18.620 --> 01:22:18.840
they're

01:22:18.840 --> 01:22:19.360
fine

01:22:19.360 --> 01:22:25.780
they can

01:22:25.780 --> 01:22:26.360
take it

01:22:26.360 --> 01:22:28.080
shut up

01:22:28.080 --> 01:22:39.300
email

01:22:39.300 --> 01:22:40.080
just

01:22:40.080 --> 01:22:41.900
um

01:22:41.900 --> 01:22:42.500
i don't know

01:22:42.500 --> 01:22:42.900
i don't know

01:22:42.900 --> 01:22:58.560
alien

01:22:58.560 --> 01:22:59.200
isolation

01:22:59.200 --> 01:23:00.880
didn't iris

01:23:00.880 --> 01:23:01.380
play that

01:23:01.380 --> 01:23:02.000
recently

01:23:02.000 --> 01:23:03.440
someone

01:23:03.440 --> 01:23:04.160
played that

01:23:04.160 --> 01:23:04.960
i thought

01:23:04.960 --> 01:23:05.340
that was a

01:23:05.340 --> 01:23:05.640
game

01:23:05.640 --> 01:23:06.440
how a lot

01:23:06.440 --> 01:23:06.760
of people

01:23:06.760 --> 01:23:07.440
would never

01:23:07.440 --> 01:23:08.140
ever get

01:23:08.140 --> 01:23:08.580
the chance

01:23:08.580 --> 01:23:09.200
to play

01:23:09.200 --> 01:23:11.860
i've never

01:23:11.860 --> 01:23:12.540
played alien

01:23:12.540 --> 01:23:13.000
isolation

01:23:13.000 --> 01:23:13.440
i've always

01:23:13.440 --> 01:23:13.660
wanted

01:23:13.660 --> 01:23:13.940
i've been

01:23:13.940 --> 01:23:14.860
saving it

01:23:14.860 --> 01:23:15.620
i've been

01:23:15.620 --> 01:23:16.360
saving it

01:23:16.360 --> 01:23:16.740
to play

01:23:16.740 --> 01:23:17.020
it on

01:23:17.020 --> 01:23:17.720
stream

01:23:17.720 --> 01:23:19.320
at some

01:23:19.320 --> 01:23:19.820
point

01:23:19.820 --> 01:23:27.240
it wasn't

01:23:27.240 --> 01:23:27.760
available in

01:23:27.760 --> 01:23:28.000
japan

01:23:28.000 --> 01:23:28.560
why not

01:23:28.560 --> 01:23:30.680
is that

01:23:30.680 --> 01:23:30.960
why we

01:23:30.960 --> 01:23:31.200
couldn't

01:23:31.200 --> 01:23:31.500
play

01:23:31.500 --> 01:23:33.500
why

01:23:33.500 --> 01:23:33.740
wait

01:23:33.740 --> 01:23:34.200
why not

01:23:34.200 --> 01:23:38.540
why

01:23:38.540 --> 01:23:38.740
we

01:23:38.740 --> 01:23:39.020
still

01:23:39.020 --> 01:23:39.280
have

01:23:39.280 --> 01:23:39.780
perms

01:23:39.780 --> 01:23:40.380
i don't

01:23:40.380 --> 01:23:40.720
like

01:23:40.720 --> 01:23:41.360
that

01:23:41.360 --> 01:23:47.600
too much

01:23:47.600 --> 01:23:48.300
gore

01:23:48.300 --> 01:23:50.840
yeah

01:23:50.840 --> 01:23:51.280
okay

01:23:51.280 --> 01:23:52.180
yeah

01:23:52.180 --> 01:23:53.040
it is

01:23:53.040 --> 01:23:53.300
pretty

01:23:53.300 --> 01:23:53.680
gory

01:23:53.680 --> 01:23:55.400
but it's

01:23:55.400 --> 01:23:55.900
alien

01:23:55.900 --> 01:23:56.860
not only

01:23:56.860 --> 01:23:57.180
is it

01:23:57.180 --> 01:23:57.680
gory

01:23:57.680 --> 01:23:58.500
isn't

01:23:58.500 --> 01:23:58.900
the

01:23:58.900 --> 01:23:59.420
artist

01:23:59.420 --> 01:23:59.840
behind

01:23:59.840 --> 01:24:00.300
alien

01:24:00.300 --> 01:24:00.700
what's

01:24:00.700 --> 01:24:00.820
his

01:24:00.820 --> 01:24:01.040
name

01:24:01.040 --> 01:24:04.700
his

01:24:04.700 --> 01:24:05.060
artwork

01:24:05.060 --> 01:24:05.300
is

01:24:05.300 --> 01:24:05.600
very

01:24:05.600 --> 01:24:05.960
much

01:24:05.960 --> 01:24:06.220
so

01:24:06.220 --> 01:24:06.660
body

01:24:06.660 --> 01:24:07.100
horror

01:24:07.100 --> 01:24:08.500
is that

01:24:08.500 --> 01:24:08.740
what you

01:24:08.740 --> 01:24:09.420
would say

01:24:09.420 --> 01:24:11.060
hr

01:24:11.060 --> 01:24:11.660
geiger

01:24:11.660 --> 01:24:12.380
geiger

01:24:12.380 --> 01:24:17.700
yeah

01:24:17.700 --> 01:24:18.220
the artist

01:24:18.220 --> 01:24:18.660
behind

01:24:18.660 --> 01:24:19.880
alien

01:24:19.880 --> 01:24:20.600
the like

01:24:20.600 --> 01:24:20.840
the

01:24:20.840 --> 01:24:21.880
xenomorph

01:24:21.880 --> 01:24:22.620
guy

01:24:22.620 --> 01:24:23.120
and all

01:24:23.120 --> 01:24:23.500
of his

01:24:23.500 --> 01:24:24.300
designs

01:24:24.300 --> 01:24:25.240
he's a

01:24:25.240 --> 01:24:25.740
certified

01:24:25.740 --> 01:24:26.540
freaky

01:24:26.540 --> 01:24:28.120
yeah

01:24:28.120 --> 01:24:30.940
a certified

01:24:30.940 --> 01:24:32.700
freaky

01:24:32.700 --> 01:24:33.520
but

01:24:33.520 --> 01:24:34.260
he's also

01:24:34.260 --> 01:24:34.620
got

01:24:34.620 --> 01:24:35.780
pretty unique

01:24:35.780 --> 01:24:36.240
style

01:24:36.240 --> 01:24:36.740
so

01:24:36.740 --> 01:24:38.060
hr

01:24:38.060 --> 01:24:38.620
gengar

01:24:38.620 --> 01:24:41.880
his

01:24:41.880 --> 01:24:42.280
art

01:24:42.280 --> 01:24:42.620
is

01:24:42.620 --> 01:24:43.200
very

01:24:43.200 --> 01:24:45.200
yeah

01:24:45.200 --> 01:24:46.180
and it's

01:24:46.180 --> 01:24:46.320
like

01:24:46.320 --> 01:24:46.600
if you

01:24:46.600 --> 01:24:46.940
don't

01:24:46.940 --> 01:24:47.160
know

01:24:47.160 --> 01:24:47.300
it

01:24:47.300 --> 01:24:47.400
you

01:24:47.400 --> 01:24:47.560
may

01:24:47.560 --> 01:24:48.180
may

01:24:48.180 --> 01:24:48.200
may

01:24:48.200 --> 01:24:48.400
may

01:24:48.400 --> 01:24:48.480
may

01:24:48.480 --> 01:24:49.080
may

01:24:49.080 --> 01:24:49.280
may

01:24:49.280 --> 01:24:49.480
may

01:24:49.480 --> 01:24:49.900
if you

01:24:49.900 --> 01:24:50.100
don't

01:24:50.100 --> 01:24:50.440
know

01:24:50.440 --> 01:24:51.500
what

01:24:51.500 --> 01:24:52.440
is

01:24:52.440 --> 01:24:53.340
like

01:24:53.340 --> 01:24:53.500
if you

01:24:53.500 --> 01:24:53.660
don't

01:24:53.660 --> 01:24:53.860
look

01:24:53.860 --> 01:24:54.120
into

01:24:54.120 --> 01:24:54.280
it

01:24:54.280 --> 01:24:54.380
you

01:24:54.380 --> 01:24:54.540
may

01:24:54.540 --> 01:24:54.760
not

01:24:54.760 --> 01:24:55.300
realize

01:24:55.300 --> 01:24:55.540
it

01:24:55.540 --> 01:24:55.680
but

01:24:55.680 --> 01:24:55.860
then

01:24:55.860 --> 01:24:56.180
once

01:24:56.180 --> 01:24:56.420
you

01:24:56.420 --> 01:24:56.940
once

01:24:56.940 --> 01:24:57.100
you

01:24:57.100 --> 01:24:57.360
look

01:24:57.360 --> 01:24:57.680
into

01:24:57.680 --> 01:24:58.080
mr

01:24:58.080 --> 01:24:58.580
geiger

01:24:58.580 --> 01:24:59.080
geiger

01:24:59.080 --> 01:25:00.820
geiger

01:25:00.820 --> 01:25:01.040
make

01:25:01.040 --> 01:25:01.440
freak

01:25:01.440 --> 01:25:03.060
not in

01:25:03.060 --> 01:25:03.360
a bad

01:25:03.360 --> 01:25:03.600
way

01:25:03.600 --> 01:25:04.040
freak

01:25:04.040 --> 01:25:04.400
i guess

01:25:04.400 --> 01:25:05.060
um

01:25:05.060 --> 01:25:05.640
sir

01:25:05.640 --> 01:25:06.040
geiger

01:25:06.040 --> 01:25:06.300
is

01:25:06.300 --> 01:25:06.660
art

01:25:06.660 --> 01:25:07.200
once

01:25:07.200 --> 01:25:07.400
you

01:25:07.400 --> 01:25:07.780
know

01:25:07.780 --> 01:25:08.080
then

01:25:08.080 --> 01:25:08.280
you

01:25:08.280 --> 01:25:08.600
just

01:25:08.600 --> 01:25:08.940
cannot

01:25:08.940 --> 01:25:09.380
see

01:25:09.380 --> 01:25:09.600
it

01:25:09.600 --> 01:25:09.840
kind

01:25:09.840 --> 01:25:09.980
of

01:25:09.980 --> 01:25:10.300
thing

01:25:10.300 --> 01:25:14.080
yeah

01:25:14.080 --> 01:25:20.740
yeah

01:25:20.740 --> 01:25:21.000
meum

01:25:21.000 --> 01:25:21.320
meum

01:25:21.320 --> 01:25:22.260
i did

01:25:22.260 --> 01:25:22.600
see

01:25:22.600 --> 01:25:23.020
what

01:25:23.020 --> 01:25:23.220
the

01:25:23.220 --> 01:25:23.660
alien

01:25:23.660 --> 01:25:24.260
romulus

01:25:24.260 --> 01:25:24.640
movie

01:25:24.640 --> 01:25:24.960
i have

01:25:24.960 --> 01:25:25.100
not

01:25:25.100 --> 01:25:25.360
seen

01:25:25.360 --> 01:25:25.940
romulus

01:25:25.940 --> 01:25:26.280
but

01:25:26.280 --> 01:25:26.840
i saw

01:25:26.840 --> 01:25:27.280
i like

01:25:27.280 --> 01:25:27.540
watching

01:25:27.540 --> 01:25:27.820
behind

01:25:27.820 --> 01:25:28.020
the

01:25:28.020 --> 01:25:28.240
scenes

01:25:28.240 --> 01:25:28.640
stuff

01:25:28.640 --> 01:25:29.180
and

01:25:29.180 --> 01:25:29.440
i saw

01:25:29.440 --> 01:25:29.780
behind

01:25:29.780 --> 01:25:30.000
the

01:25:30.000 --> 01:25:30.260
scene

01:25:30.260 --> 01:25:30.480
of

01:25:30.480 --> 01:25:30.980
romulus

01:25:30.980 --> 01:25:31.900
romulus

01:25:31.900 --> 01:25:33.080
there's

01:25:33.080 --> 01:25:33.420
something

01:25:33.420 --> 01:25:33.920
in the

01:25:33.920 --> 01:25:34.300
fucking

01:25:34.300 --> 01:25:34.800
world

01:25:34.800 --> 01:25:35.320
town

01:25:35.320 --> 01:25:36.380
romulus

01:25:36.380 --> 01:25:37.040
had

01:25:37.040 --> 01:25:37.880
a big

01:25:37.880 --> 01:25:38.360
tall

01:25:38.360 --> 01:25:38.960
guy

01:25:38.960 --> 01:25:41.100
a big

01:25:41.100 --> 01:25:41.440
tall

01:25:41.440 --> 01:25:42.000
guy

01:25:42.000 --> 01:25:43.340
that

01:25:43.340 --> 01:25:43.580
i'm

01:25:43.580 --> 01:25:43.860
assuming

01:25:43.860 --> 01:25:44.160
people

01:25:44.160 --> 01:25:44.460
thought

01:25:44.460 --> 01:25:44.720
was

01:25:44.720 --> 01:25:45.000
oh

01:25:45.000 --> 01:25:45.360
it's

01:25:45.360 --> 01:25:46.460
cgi

01:25:46.460 --> 01:25:47.160
no

01:25:47.160 --> 01:25:47.380
it's

01:25:47.380 --> 01:25:47.540
just

01:25:47.540 --> 01:25:47.700
a

01:25:47.700 --> 01:25:47.900
really

01:25:47.900 --> 01:25:48.260
tall

01:25:48.260 --> 01:25:48.880
guy

01:25:48.880 --> 01:25:49.860
there's

01:25:49.860 --> 01:25:49.980
just

01:25:49.980 --> 01:25:50.160
a

01:25:50.160 --> 01:25:50.360
really

01:25:50.360 --> 01:25:50.640
tall

01:25:50.640 --> 01:25:50.980
guy

01:25:50.980 --> 01:25:51.200
in

01:25:51.200 --> 01:25:51.620
there

01:25:51.620 --> 01:25:56.520
he

01:25:56.520 --> 01:25:56.820
is

01:25:56.820 --> 01:25:57.020
the

01:25:57.020 --> 01:25:57.380
suit

01:25:57.380 --> 01:25:57.840
he's

01:25:57.840 --> 01:25:58.000
just

01:25:58.000 --> 01:25:58.220
like

01:25:58.220 --> 01:25:58.380
a

01:25:58.380 --> 01:25:58.620
really

01:25:58.620 --> 01:25:59.220
freakishly

01:25:59.220 --> 01:25:59.440
tall

01:25:59.440 --> 01:25:59.800
human

01:25:59.800 --> 01:26:00.120
that

01:26:00.120 --> 01:26:00.480
gets

01:26:00.480 --> 01:26:01.020
cast

01:26:01.020 --> 01:26:01.320
as

01:26:01.320 --> 01:26:01.580
these

01:26:01.580 --> 01:26:02.220
freakishly

01:26:02.220 --> 01:26:02.520
tall

01:26:02.520 --> 01:26:03.400
characters

01:26:03.400 --> 01:26:04.700
yeah

01:26:04.700 --> 01:26:04.960
big

01:26:04.960 --> 01:26:05.160
old

01:26:05.160 --> 01:26:05.700
basketball

01:26:05.700 --> 01:26:06.100
player

01:26:06.100 --> 01:26:06.340
he's

01:26:06.340 --> 01:26:06.520
like

01:26:06.520 --> 01:26:06.960
seven

01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:07.340
foot

01:26:07.340 --> 01:26:07.960
plus

01:26:07.960 --> 01:26:08.580
really

01:26:08.580 --> 01:26:09.020
skinny

01:26:09.020 --> 01:26:09.320
he's

01:26:09.320 --> 01:26:09.680
perfect

01:26:09.680 --> 01:26:09.880
for

01:26:09.880 --> 01:26:10.040
these

01:26:10.040 --> 01:26:10.320
types

01:26:10.320 --> 01:26:10.480
of

01:26:10.480 --> 01:26:10.880
roles

01:26:10.880 --> 01:26:11.860
what a

01:26:11.860 --> 01:26:12.160
power

01:26:12.160 --> 01:26:12.560
move

01:26:12.560 --> 01:26:12.740
how

01:26:12.740 --> 01:26:13.100
cool

01:26:13.100 --> 01:26:13.320
is

01:26:13.320 --> 01:26:13.600
that

01:26:13.600 --> 01:26:14.060
how

01:26:14.060 --> 01:26:14.540
freaking

01:26:14.540 --> 01:26:15.020
cool

01:26:15.020 --> 01:26:15.280
is

01:26:15.280 --> 01:26:15.640
that

01:26:15.640 --> 01:26:17.340
i saw

01:26:17.340 --> 01:26:17.640
people

01:26:17.640 --> 01:26:17.900
saying

01:26:17.900 --> 01:26:18.080
like

01:26:18.080 --> 01:26:18.380
oh

01:26:18.380 --> 01:26:18.600
you

01:26:18.600 --> 01:26:18.960
probably

01:26:18.960 --> 01:26:19.300
sucks

01:26:19.300 --> 01:26:19.600
to be

01:26:19.600 --> 01:26:19.760
him

01:26:19.760 --> 01:26:19.880
he

01:26:19.880 --> 01:26:20.040
probably

01:26:20.040 --> 01:26:20.220
gets

01:26:20.220 --> 01:26:20.500
type

01:26:20.500 --> 01:26:20.900
cast

01:26:20.900 --> 01:26:21.100
that's

01:26:21.100 --> 01:26:21.360
such a

01:26:21.360 --> 01:26:21.660
bummer

01:26:21.660 --> 01:26:21.880
he's

01:26:21.880 --> 01:26:22.040
always

01:26:22.040 --> 01:26:22.240
like

01:26:22.240 --> 01:26:22.420
the

01:26:22.420 --> 01:26:22.720
freak

01:26:22.720 --> 01:26:23.620
alien

01:26:23.620 --> 01:26:24.160
guy

01:26:24.160 --> 01:26:24.600
what

01:26:24.600 --> 01:26:28.540
what

01:26:28.540 --> 01:26:29.080
what

01:26:29.080 --> 01:26:30.380
what a

01:26:30.380 --> 01:26:31.040
conversation

01:26:31.040 --> 01:26:31.720
starter

01:26:31.720 --> 01:26:33.060
i

01:26:33.060 --> 01:26:35.020
i am

01:26:35.020 --> 01:26:35.500
so

01:26:35.500 --> 01:26:36.460
unique

01:26:36.460 --> 01:26:37.800
and tall

01:26:37.800 --> 01:26:38.540
and it

01:26:38.540 --> 01:26:38.980
it's

01:26:38.980 --> 01:26:39.300
such

01:26:39.300 --> 01:26:39.920
it's

01:26:39.920 --> 01:26:40.240
such

01:26:40.240 --> 01:26:42.100
it is

01:26:42.100 --> 01:26:42.420
so

01:26:42.420 --> 01:26:43.200
uncommon

01:26:43.200 --> 01:26:43.680
that i

01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:43.980
get to

01:26:43.980 --> 01:26:44.400
play all

01:26:44.400 --> 01:26:44.660
of these

01:26:44.660 --> 01:26:44.980
really

01:26:44.980 --> 01:26:45.320
cool

01:26:45.320 --> 01:26:45.680
freaky

01:26:45.680 --> 01:26:46.280
characters

01:26:46.280 --> 01:26:46.500
these

01:26:46.500 --> 01:26:47.020
aliens

01:26:47.020 --> 01:26:47.600
that would

01:26:47.600 --> 01:26:47.720
be

01:26:47.720 --> 01:26:48.000
so

01:26:48.000 --> 01:26:48.600
cool

01:26:48.600 --> 01:26:50.040
the amount

01:26:50.040 --> 01:26:50.340
of like

01:26:50.340 --> 01:26:50.760
makeup

01:26:50.760 --> 01:26:51.120
work

01:26:51.120 --> 01:26:51.400
that you

01:26:51.400 --> 01:26:51.640
get to

01:26:51.640 --> 01:26:52.160
get done

01:26:52.160 --> 01:26:52.900
just to

01:26:52.900 --> 01:26:53.320
become

01:26:53.320 --> 01:26:53.640
these

01:26:53.640 --> 01:26:54.300
creatures

01:26:54.300 --> 01:26:55.280
if you

01:26:55.280 --> 01:26:55.600
short

01:26:55.600 --> 01:26:56.140
people are

01:26:56.140 --> 01:26:56.520
a dime

01:26:56.520 --> 01:26:56.960
a dozen

01:26:56.960 --> 01:26:58.000
i feel like

01:26:58.000 --> 01:26:58.480
short people

01:26:58.480 --> 01:26:58.980
you can find

01:26:58.980 --> 01:26:59.600
all over

01:26:59.600 --> 01:27:00.040
the place

01:27:00.040 --> 01:27:00.760
but like

01:27:00.760 --> 01:27:01.520
really tall

01:27:01.520 --> 01:27:02.000
people

01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:03.500
you guys

01:27:03.500 --> 01:27:04.200
are rare

01:27:04.200 --> 01:27:07.660
you guys are

01:27:07.660 --> 01:27:08.280
typecast as a

01:27:08.280 --> 01:27:08.860
tall person

01:27:08.860 --> 01:27:09.140
too

01:27:09.140 --> 01:27:09.940
very funny

01:27:09.940 --> 01:27:15.720
very funny

01:27:15.720 --> 01:27:16.220
i'd be the

01:27:16.220 --> 01:27:17.300
the stunt

01:27:17.300 --> 01:27:17.660
double

01:27:17.660 --> 01:27:18.100
for a

01:27:18.100 --> 01:27:18.600
child

01:27:18.600 --> 01:27:21.480
i'd be the

01:27:21.480 --> 01:27:21.700
kitty

01:27:21.700 --> 01:27:22.060
stunt

01:27:22.060 --> 01:27:22.320
doll

01:27:22.320 --> 01:27:22.600
if they

01:27:22.600 --> 01:27:22.860
throw

01:27:22.860 --> 01:27:23.060
off

01:27:23.060 --> 01:27:23.180
a

01:27:23.180 --> 01:27:23.540
building

01:27:23.540 --> 01:27:27.840
okay

01:27:27.840 --> 01:27:28.340
take out

01:27:28.340 --> 01:27:28.880
the actual

01:27:28.880 --> 01:27:29.440
child

01:27:29.440 --> 01:27:29.980
okay

01:27:29.980 --> 01:27:30.400
gura

01:27:30.400 --> 01:27:31.360
put this

01:27:31.360 --> 01:27:31.900
wig on

01:27:31.900 --> 01:27:33.460
okay

01:27:33.460 --> 01:27:35.140
mr

01:27:35.140 --> 01:27:35.660
momoa

01:27:35.660 --> 01:27:36.140
throw her

01:27:36.140 --> 01:27:36.500
off the

01:27:36.500 --> 01:27:36.820
building

01:27:36.820 --> 01:27:37.300
now

01:27:37.300 --> 01:27:38.400
wait

01:27:38.400 --> 01:27:38.740
what

01:27:38.740 --> 01:27:40.420
wait

01:27:40.420 --> 01:27:40.900
hold on

01:27:40.900 --> 01:27:42.720
please

01:27:42.720 --> 01:27:43.020
throw

01:27:43.020 --> 01:27:43.380
wait

01:27:43.380 --> 01:27:43.840
please

01:27:43.840 --> 01:27:44.200
wait

01:27:44.200 --> 01:27:44.560
please

01:27:44.560 --> 01:27:44.800
throw

01:27:44.800 --> 01:27:45.040
wait

01:27:45.040 --> 01:27:45.340
please

01:27:45.340 --> 01:27:46.980
that would

01:27:46.980 --> 01:27:47.440
be badass

01:27:47.440 --> 01:27:48.140
actually

01:27:48.140 --> 01:27:48.940
they gotta

01:27:48.940 --> 01:27:49.440
bring back

01:27:49.440 --> 01:27:50.280
the uh

01:27:50.280 --> 01:27:51.380
did you guys

01:27:51.380 --> 01:27:51.640
see

01:27:51.640 --> 01:27:55.400
back when

01:27:55.400 --> 01:27:56.200
movies used

01:27:56.200 --> 01:27:56.620
to use

01:27:56.620 --> 01:27:57.120
dummies

01:27:57.120 --> 01:27:57.680
instead of

01:27:57.680 --> 01:27:58.400
stunt doubles

01:27:58.400 --> 01:27:59.060
back before

01:27:59.060 --> 01:27:59.460
they used

01:27:59.460 --> 01:27:59.800
people

01:27:59.800 --> 01:28:00.220
they just

01:28:00.220 --> 01:28:00.460
had

01:28:00.460 --> 01:28:01.080
stuffed

01:28:01.080 --> 01:28:01.860
human

01:28:01.860 --> 01:28:02.620
dummies

01:28:02.620 --> 01:28:04.140
that

01:28:04.140 --> 01:28:04.160
that

01:28:04.160 --> 01:28:04.360
they

01:28:04.360 --> 01:28:04.600
would

01:28:04.600 --> 01:28:05.220
splice

01:28:05.220 --> 01:28:05.440
the

01:28:05.440 --> 01:28:05.780
clips

01:28:05.780 --> 01:28:06.040
in

01:28:06.040 --> 01:28:06.200
of

01:28:06.200 --> 01:28:06.360
the

01:28:06.360 --> 01:28:06.600
dummy

01:28:06.600 --> 01:28:06.960
falling

01:28:06.960 --> 01:28:07.180
off

01:28:07.180 --> 01:28:07.320
the

01:28:07.320 --> 01:28:07.620
building

01:28:07.620 --> 01:28:07.820
and

01:28:07.820 --> 01:28:07.920
then

01:28:07.920 --> 01:28:08.040
they

01:28:08.040 --> 01:28:08.180
would

01:28:08.180 --> 01:28:08.380
cut

01:28:08.380 --> 01:28:08.640
back

01:28:08.640 --> 01:28:08.780
to

01:28:08.780 --> 01:28:08.920
the

01:28:08.920 --> 01:28:09.320
person

01:28:09.320 --> 01:28:10.980
that's

01:28:10.980 --> 01:28:11.240
like my

01:28:11.240 --> 01:28:11.640
favorite

01:28:11.640 --> 01:28:12.160
gag

01:28:12.160 --> 01:28:13.940
the

01:28:13.940 --> 01:28:16.280
using

01:28:16.280 --> 01:28:17.140
a

01:28:17.140 --> 01:28:17.700
dummy

01:28:17.700 --> 01:28:18.220
a very

01:28:18.220 --> 01:28:18.660
obvious

01:28:18.660 --> 01:28:19.100
dummy

01:28:19.100 --> 01:28:19.940
or

01:28:19.940 --> 01:28:20.440
using

01:28:20.440 --> 01:28:20.840
a very

01:28:20.840 --> 01:28:21.560
obvious

01:28:21.560 --> 01:28:21.860
stunt

01:28:21.860 --> 01:28:22.120
double

01:28:22.120 --> 01:28:22.660
that doesn't

01:28:22.660 --> 01:28:23.080
look at all

01:28:23.080 --> 01:28:23.440
like the

01:28:23.440 --> 01:28:23.820
actor

01:28:23.820 --> 01:28:24.300
those are

01:28:24.300 --> 01:28:24.960
classic

01:28:24.960 --> 01:28:25.820
that's a

01:28:25.820 --> 01:28:26.680
classic movie

01:28:26.680 --> 01:28:27.260
gag right

01:28:27.260 --> 01:28:27.620
there

01:28:27.620 --> 01:28:31.880
like the

01:28:31.880 --> 01:28:32.200
yeah

01:28:32.200 --> 01:28:33.300
I think

01:28:33.300 --> 01:28:33.580
there was

01:28:33.580 --> 01:28:33.840
like a

01:28:33.840 --> 01:28:34.240
compilation

01:28:34.240 --> 01:28:34.880
on twitter

01:28:34.880 --> 01:28:35.280
not that

01:28:35.280 --> 01:28:35.840
long ago

01:28:35.840 --> 01:28:38.340
I thought

01:28:38.340 --> 01:28:38.720
I would

01:28:38.720 --> 01:28:39.040
make some

01:28:39.040 --> 01:28:39.640
really funny

01:28:39.640 --> 01:28:40.040
vtuber

01:28:40.040 --> 01:28:40.500
videos

01:28:40.500 --> 01:28:41.100
right there

01:28:41.100 --> 01:28:42.160
don't

01:28:42.160 --> 01:28:42.720
steal

01:28:42.720 --> 01:28:43.580
let me

01:28:43.580 --> 01:28:43.880
do it

01:28:43.880 --> 01:28:44.340
first

01:28:44.340 --> 01:28:44.840
wait

01:28:44.840 --> 01:28:45.900
wait

01:28:45.900 --> 01:28:46.080
no

01:28:46.080 --> 01:28:46.320
wait

01:28:46.320 --> 01:28:46.580
don't

01:28:46.580 --> 01:28:46.800
wait

01:28:46.800 --> 01:28:47.060
stop

01:28:47.060 --> 01:28:47.300
let me

01:28:47.300 --> 01:28:47.440
do

01:28:47.440 --> 01:28:47.600
it

01:28:47.600 --> 01:28:47.940
I

01:28:47.940 --> 01:28:48.060
have

01:28:48.060 --> 01:28:48.180
an

01:28:48.180 --> 01:28:48.460
idea

01:28:57.620 --> 01:28:59.960
and for

01:28:59.960 --> 01:29:00.720
my last

01:29:00.720 --> 01:29:01.200
trick

01:29:01.200 --> 01:29:02.320
I

01:29:02.320 --> 01:29:03.440
gargura

01:29:03.440 --> 01:29:05.440
the final

01:29:05.440 --> 01:29:05.920
trick

01:29:05.920 --> 01:29:07.280
I

01:29:07.280 --> 01:29:08.760
will be

01:29:08.760 --> 01:29:09.200
jumping

01:29:09.200 --> 01:29:11.100
from

01:29:11.100 --> 01:29:12.540
the earth's

01:29:12.540 --> 01:29:13.000
crust

01:29:13.000 --> 01:29:14.160
I'm gonna

01:29:14.160 --> 01:29:14.500
do the

01:29:14.500 --> 01:29:14.900
red bull

01:29:14.900 --> 01:29:15.320
jump

01:29:15.320 --> 01:29:18.120
with

01:29:18.120 --> 01:29:18.560
no

01:29:18.560 --> 01:29:19.240
parachute

01:29:19.240 --> 01:29:23.200
I'm gonna

01:29:23.200 --> 01:29:23.620
do a

01:29:23.620 --> 01:29:24.320
backflip

01:29:24.320 --> 01:29:26.120
with no

01:29:26.120 --> 01:29:26.600
parachute

01:29:26.600 --> 01:29:27.100
from the

01:29:27.100 --> 01:29:27.820
earth's crust

01:29:27.820 --> 01:29:28.540
I'm going

01:29:28.540 --> 01:29:29.560
to ascend

01:29:29.560 --> 01:29:30.080
from the

01:29:30.080 --> 01:29:30.520
earth's

01:29:30.520 --> 01:29:30.800
wait

01:29:30.800 --> 01:29:31.080
is that

01:29:31.080 --> 01:29:31.580
the crust

01:29:31.580 --> 01:29:31.920
wait

01:29:31.920 --> 01:29:32.220
wait

01:29:32.220 --> 01:29:32.380
no

01:29:32.380 --> 01:29:32.700
wait

01:29:32.700 --> 01:29:32.940
wait

01:29:32.940 --> 01:29:33.340
wait

01:29:33.340 --> 01:29:33.540
wait

01:29:33.540 --> 01:29:33.840
wait

01:29:33.840 --> 01:29:34.400
wait

01:29:34.400 --> 01:29:38.720
that's

01:29:38.720 --> 01:29:38.980
not the

01:29:38.980 --> 01:29:39.280
crust

01:29:39.280 --> 01:29:40.040
wait

01:29:40.040 --> 01:29:40.220
no

01:29:40.220 --> 01:29:40.740
up top

01:29:40.740 --> 01:29:41.020
above

01:29:41.020 --> 01:29:41.320
it

01:29:41.320 --> 01:29:43.880
I

01:29:43.880 --> 01:29:44.640
gargura

01:29:44.640 --> 01:29:44.960
for my

01:29:44.960 --> 01:29:45.280
last

01:29:45.280 --> 01:29:45.500
trick

01:29:45.500 --> 01:29:45.780
I'm

01:29:45.780 --> 01:29:45.960
going

01:29:45.960 --> 01:29:46.260
to do

01:29:46.260 --> 01:29:46.480
a

01:29:46.480 --> 01:29:47.020
double

01:29:47.020 --> 01:29:47.740
backflip

01:29:47.740 --> 01:29:48.020
no

01:29:48.020 --> 01:29:48.660
parachute

01:29:48.660 --> 01:29:51.460
jump

01:29:51.460 --> 01:29:51.880
from the

01:29:51.880 --> 01:29:52.300
earth's

01:29:52.300 --> 01:29:52.940
atmosphere

01:29:52.940 --> 01:29:53.880
not the

01:29:53.880 --> 01:29:54.220
crust

01:29:54.220 --> 01:29:54.480
that

01:29:54.480 --> 01:29:54.820
wasn't

01:29:54.820 --> 01:29:55.040
gargura

01:29:55.040 --> 01:29:55.260
that

01:29:55.260 --> 01:29:55.520
was

01:29:55.520 --> 01:29:55.800
that

01:29:55.800 --> 01:29:56.020
was

01:29:56.020 --> 01:29:56.160
an

01:29:56.160 --> 01:29:56.400
ai

01:29:56.400 --> 01:29:56.780
don't

01:29:56.780 --> 01:29:57.020
listen

01:29:57.020 --> 01:29:57.160
to

01:29:57.160 --> 01:29:57.320
what

01:29:57.320 --> 01:29:57.520
the

01:29:57.520 --> 01:29:58.020
gurgura

01:29:58.020 --> 01:29:58.280
just

01:29:58.280 --> 01:29:58.520
said

01:29:58.520 --> 01:29:58.720
that

01:29:58.720 --> 01:29:59.000
wasn't

01:29:59.000 --> 01:29:59.200
me

01:29:59.200 --> 01:29:59.680
I

01:29:59.680 --> 01:30:00.060
swear

01:30:00.060 --> 01:30:05.480
and

01:30:05.480 --> 01:30:05.660
when

01:30:05.660 --> 01:30:05.800
I

01:30:05.800 --> 01:30:06.020
hit

01:30:06.020 --> 01:30:06.200
the

01:30:06.200 --> 01:30:06.620
ground

01:30:06.620 --> 01:30:06.960
what

01:30:06.960 --> 01:30:07.300
items

01:30:07.300 --> 01:30:07.420
am

01:30:07.420 --> 01:30:07.520
I

01:30:07.520 --> 01:30:07.660
going

01:30:07.660 --> 01:30:07.740
to

01:30:07.740 --> 01:30:08.040
drop

01:30:08.040 --> 01:30:08.780
go

01:30:08.780 --> 01:30:13.460
to

01:30:13.460 --> 01:30:14.380
one

01:30:14.380 --> 01:30:14.720
bag

01:30:14.720 --> 01:30:14.900
of

01:30:14.900 --> 01:30:15.460
shells

01:30:15.460 --> 01:30:17.380
a

01:30:17.380 --> 01:30:17.820
cookie

01:30:17.820 --> 01:30:18.940
a

01:30:18.940 --> 01:30:19.520
trident

01:30:19.520 --> 01:30:20.600
who said

01:30:20.600 --> 01:30:20.740
it

01:30:20.740 --> 01:30:20.900
why

01:30:20.900 --> 01:30:21.100
was

01:30:21.100 --> 01:30:22.740
my

01:30:22.740 --> 01:30:23.420
cookie

01:30:23.420 --> 01:30:25.740
my

01:30:25.740 --> 01:30:26.660
shark

01:30:26.660 --> 01:30:27.020
sand

01:30:27.020 --> 01:30:27.920
a bag

01:30:27.920 --> 01:30:28.640
of sand

01:30:28.640 --> 01:30:29.860
a cookie

01:30:29.860 --> 01:30:31.260
my

01:30:31.260 --> 01:30:32.000
trident

01:30:32.000 --> 01:30:36.320
half-eaten sandwich

01:30:36.320 --> 01:30:42.120
some shark teeth

01:30:42.120 --> 01:30:46.320
a handful of cheetos

01:30:46.320 --> 01:30:48.100
my wig

01:30:48.100 --> 01:30:52.400
my christmas pjs

01:30:52.400 --> 01:30:58.100
my dentures

01:31:02.000 --> 01:31:08.260
an assigned copy

01:31:08.260 --> 01:31:14.140
of the magic treehouse book

01:31:14.140 --> 01:31:16.980
pirates in the playhouse

01:31:16.980 --> 01:31:24.660
my crocs

01:31:24.660 --> 01:31:26.700
no the crocs have to stay on

01:31:26.700 --> 01:31:28.200
they're gonna soften my landing

01:31:28.200 --> 01:31:30.640
don't worry trust me i always land on my feet

01:31:30.640 --> 01:31:32.220
i am part cat shark

01:31:32.220 --> 01:31:33.780
i will land on my feet

01:31:33.780 --> 01:31:44.220
none of it will be rare loot

01:31:44.220 --> 01:31:45.740
all of it is common

01:31:45.740 --> 01:31:48.460
no wait the trident could be a little bit

01:31:48.460 --> 01:31:49.760
rare just a little bit though

01:31:49.760 --> 01:31:51.480
not my giblets

01:31:51.480 --> 01:31:52.720
my giblets

01:31:52.720 --> 01:31:56.980
oh man you made me drop my giblets

01:31:56.980 --> 01:32:02.340
gray loot

01:32:02.340 --> 01:32:03.600
not even good loot

01:32:03.600 --> 01:32:07.480
and then

01:32:07.480 --> 01:32:09.600
i will disappear forever

01:32:09.600 --> 01:32:12.880
but not really

01:32:12.880 --> 01:32:15.180
because i am horrifically addicted to the internet

01:32:15.180 --> 01:32:20.000
terminally online

01:32:20.000 --> 01:32:22.000
forever

01:32:22.000 --> 01:32:27.120
another great find

01:32:27.120 --> 01:32:28.760
my trinket

01:32:28.760 --> 01:32:30.280
a box

01:32:30.280 --> 01:32:32.440
for my trinkets

01:32:32.440 --> 01:32:35.920
my trinkets

01:32:35.920 --> 01:32:51.500
my kitty

01:32:51.500 --> 01:32:53.500
my kitty is good thank you

01:32:53.500 --> 01:33:07.080
i almost adopted another cat

01:33:07.080 --> 01:33:11.080
i probably did but it didn't end up going through and i'm kind of sad about it but it's okay it'll happen all in good time

01:33:11.080 --> 01:33:25.660
i almost got another kitty baby but i almost got another kitty baby but it didn't work out it didn't work out but that's okay

01:33:25.660 --> 01:33:41.020
i mean i mean i mean i mean i just love kitties

01:33:41.020 --> 01:33:43.020
i just love kitties

01:33:43.020 --> 01:33:47.900
i just love kitties

01:33:47.900 --> 01:33:52.460
what are my plans for the rest of the year

01:33:52.460 --> 01:33:54.380
for the rest of the year

01:33:54.380 --> 01:33:55.580
uh

01:33:55.580 --> 01:33:56.760
i'm gonna

01:33:56.760 --> 01:33:59.580
i'm gonna

01:33:59.580 --> 01:33:59.600
i'm gonna

01:33:59.600 --> 01:34:05.860
i got a little bit of stuff to do

01:34:05.860 --> 01:34:09.160
on the hololive side

01:34:09.160 --> 01:34:21.960
i've been pulling myself out a lot a lot of stuff a lot of projects a lot of

01:34:21.960 --> 01:34:29.640
a lot of like merchandise stuff so

01:34:29.640 --> 01:34:30.840
because i just i just don't

01:34:30.840 --> 01:34:39.120
we have fests coming though

01:34:39.120 --> 01:34:42.120
yippee

01:34:42.120 --> 01:34:43.920
ow

01:34:43.920 --> 01:34:46.160
yeah we have fests

01:34:46.160 --> 01:34:48.760
it's kind of kind of smelly because they're like

01:34:48.760 --> 01:34:55.760
i couldn't come up with any song ideas

01:34:55.760 --> 01:34:57.460
i didn't know what i wanted to sing

01:34:57.460 --> 01:34:59.060
i could only come up with one

01:34:59.060 --> 01:35:01.340
so i'm just hoping

01:35:01.340 --> 01:35:04.820
i'm just hoping i get to do the one song that i wanted to do

01:35:04.820 --> 01:35:06.680
but

01:35:06.680 --> 01:35:10.780
we shall see

01:35:10.780 --> 01:35:12.680
who knows

01:35:12.680 --> 01:35:13.460
yes

01:35:13.460 --> 01:35:14.660
shion's

01:35:14.660 --> 01:35:17.540
shion's live i'm gonna be in

01:35:17.540 --> 01:35:19.940
meow meow meow meow

01:35:19.940 --> 01:35:20.740
meow

01:35:20.740 --> 01:35:24.880
burasaki shion

01:35:24.880 --> 01:35:28.360
we have shion

01:35:28.360 --> 01:35:29.840
we have

01:35:29.840 --> 01:35:34.500
the rest is here

01:35:34.500 --> 01:35:40.160
i don't know how i feel about it all you know

01:35:40.160 --> 01:35:41.640
i'm so

01:35:41.640 --> 01:35:52.260
fauna collab

01:35:52.260 --> 01:35:52.980
fauna collab

01:35:52.980 --> 01:35:53.640
yes

01:35:53.640 --> 01:35:55.920
yes

01:35:55.920 --> 01:35:58.980
i don't know

01:35:58.980 --> 01:36:03.100
i haven't i haven't talked about it with fauna yet

01:36:03.100 --> 01:36:09.980
i don't know i'm not worried about it like i know i can just

01:36:09.980 --> 01:36:13.000
just say hey what's up

01:36:13.000 --> 01:36:15.640
it just feels it feels like

01:36:15.640 --> 01:36:19.520
ah i did the same thing with ame and the same thing i was like how do you

01:36:19.520 --> 01:36:29.520
it's weird asking for like the last the last thing i did it with ame too i didn't know how to talk about this

01:36:29.520 --> 01:36:32.200
what do you want to do

01:36:32.200 --> 01:36:34.880
should we do something

01:36:34.880 --> 01:36:37.040
you want to do something

01:36:37.040 --> 01:36:44.260
because i don't know maybe maybe the talent wants to just do things

01:36:44.260 --> 01:36:47.860
on their on their own you know

01:36:47.860 --> 01:36:51.740
it's just fine it's there it's their decision but i don't know i just gotta ask

01:36:51.740 --> 01:36:53.080
i haven't asked yet i haven't asked

01:36:53.080 --> 01:36:57.080
i haven't asked i don't know i have to ask i just have to just ask

01:36:57.080 --> 01:37:01.080
so i don't know i don't know

01:37:01.080 --> 01:37:15.660
maybe minecraft help her with the tree

01:37:15.660 --> 01:37:20.860
minecraft help her with that big old tree

01:37:20.860 --> 01:37:30.040
you know i always forget how big that tree is until i see it in game

01:37:30.040 --> 01:37:31.100
that thing is

01:37:31.100 --> 01:37:36.860
i wonder if there's a way to see how many blocks she used for that entire project

01:37:36.860 --> 01:37:38.280
that is humongous

01:37:38.280 --> 01:37:51.960
it is crazy

01:37:51.960 --> 01:37:56.340
good for her though

01:37:56.340 --> 01:37:57.460
good for her

01:37:57.460 --> 01:38:05.600
you know minecraft is a great game for yapping that is something that fauna is so good at

01:38:05.600 --> 01:38:08.320
i could listen to her talk forever

01:38:08.320 --> 01:38:13.320
she's a smart girl

01:38:13.320 --> 01:38:18.100
the yap master

01:38:18.100 --> 01:38:20.240
master of all the yaps

01:38:20.240 --> 01:38:25.400
man i love that kieran

01:38:25.400 --> 01:38:37.580
the funny green lady

01:38:37.580 --> 01:38:44.580
i love that kieran

01:38:44.580 --> 01:38:46.760
but

01:38:46.760 --> 01:38:51.580
we shall not be sad

01:38:51.580 --> 01:39:04.760
just like with just with like with with ame we will we will we came in having fun we will go out having fun yes

01:39:04.760 --> 01:39:15.940
or at least that's what i think that's just what i like taking with a grain of salt because i don't know

01:39:15.940 --> 01:39:17.120
oh no

01:39:17.120 --> 01:39:18.260
yum

01:39:18.260 --> 01:39:19.140
yum

01:39:19.140 --> 01:39:22.940
yum yum yum yum yum

01:39:22.940 --> 01:39:27.600
yum yum yum

01:39:27.600 --> 01:39:28.940
thank you guys so for

01:39:28.940 --> 01:39:32.960
being patient with me again

01:39:32.960 --> 01:39:33.940
yeah

01:39:33.940 --> 01:39:37.600
i like the member streams they're much

01:39:37.600 --> 01:39:39.180
they're much

01:39:39.180 --> 01:39:39.940
comfier

01:39:39.940 --> 01:39:44.440
they're much more

01:39:44.440 --> 01:39:46.500
I don't know

01:39:46.500 --> 01:39:48.400
Quieter

01:39:48.400 --> 01:39:50.460
I like it quiet

01:39:50.460 --> 01:39:51.580
I like it quiet

01:39:51.580 --> 01:39:56.280
Much more

01:39:56.280 --> 01:39:58.520
I don't know

01:39:58.520 --> 01:39:58.900
I just

01:39:58.900 --> 01:40:01.020
Yeah

01:40:01.020 --> 01:40:05.280
Not as scary

01:40:05.280 --> 01:40:09.180
I get scared really easily

01:40:09.180 --> 01:40:10.420
Still I guess

01:40:10.420 --> 01:40:13.780
Yeah

01:40:13.780 --> 01:40:18.420
Plus I feel like

01:40:18.420 --> 01:40:19.860
I don't always have

01:40:19.860 --> 01:40:21.280
I don't have to be so

01:40:21.280 --> 01:40:27.020
I don't have to be so

01:40:27.020 --> 01:40:33.460
Brand friendly

01:40:33.460 --> 01:40:34.960
Is that what I would say

01:40:34.960 --> 01:40:35.680
Like I know

01:40:35.680 --> 01:40:36.340
I know

01:40:36.340 --> 01:40:40.600
I know they're always watching

01:40:40.600 --> 01:40:41.280
Management

01:40:41.280 --> 01:40:42.840
Hi if you're watching

01:40:42.840 --> 01:40:43.260
Hello

01:40:43.260 --> 01:40:44.060
Don't worry

01:40:44.060 --> 01:40:45.260
I didn't say anything bad

01:40:45.260 --> 01:40:48.940
But

01:40:48.940 --> 01:40:50.120
Do you know what I mean?

01:40:50.400 --> 01:40:51.260
I don't know if you mean

01:40:51.260 --> 01:40:52.600
But like I don't know

01:40:52.600 --> 01:40:54.940
I just feel like I can talk a bit more trash here

01:40:54.940 --> 01:40:56.100
Trash talk

01:40:56.100 --> 01:40:58.160
About everything really

01:40:58.160 --> 01:40:59.260
Nothing in particular

01:40:59.260 --> 01:41:00.120
I

01:41:00.120 --> 01:41:02.180
I don't hold back that much

01:41:02.180 --> 01:41:02.780
But

01:41:02.780 --> 01:41:04.180
I don't know

01:41:04.180 --> 01:41:06.560
If everybody can watch the stream

01:41:06.560 --> 01:41:07.520
At all times

01:41:07.520 --> 01:41:08.680
At any point in time

01:41:08.680 --> 01:41:09.920
I get terrified

01:41:09.920 --> 01:41:10.300
I get terrified that

01:41:10.300 --> 01:41:13.200
What if somebody sees me

01:41:13.200 --> 01:41:14.380
For the first time

01:41:14.380 --> 01:41:15.560
And I'm talking about

01:41:15.560 --> 01:41:18.020
Tape worms

01:41:18.020 --> 01:41:19.660
Do you know what I mean?

01:41:23.660 --> 01:41:25.280
It's scary

01:41:25.280 --> 01:41:30.340
Then they would subscribe

01:41:30.340 --> 01:41:30.360
Then they would subscribe

01:41:30.360 --> 01:41:31.960
I don't know

01:41:31.960 --> 01:41:35.200
I feel like they'd be terrified

01:41:35.200 --> 01:41:36.000
And they'd be like

01:41:36.000 --> 01:41:36.700
Ew

01:41:36.700 --> 01:41:38.500
Skrill

01:41:38.500 --> 01:41:39.700
Ew

01:41:39.700 --> 01:41:40.700
Next

01:41:40.700 --> 01:41:45.620
Chad influences the streamer

01:41:45.620 --> 01:41:46.260
Well

01:41:46.260 --> 01:41:47.040
I'll have you know

01:41:47.040 --> 01:41:48.420
I only surround myself

01:41:48.420 --> 01:41:49.020
With the

01:41:49.020 --> 01:41:50.160
Highest of all

01:41:50.160 --> 01:41:50.920
Intellects

01:41:50.920 --> 01:41:51.540
Isn't that right?

01:41:52.560 --> 01:41:53.160
Actually though

01:41:53.160 --> 01:41:53.840
I'm not joking

01:41:53.840 --> 01:41:54.500
See

01:41:54.500 --> 01:41:55.640
Do I look like I'm joking?

01:41:56.980 --> 01:41:57.920
I'm not joking

01:41:57.920 --> 01:41:58.600
Actually

01:41:58.600 --> 01:41:59.220
Genuinely

01:41:59.220 --> 01:42:01.640
What do the kids say?

01:42:01.760 --> 01:42:02.140
Slash

01:42:02.140 --> 01:42:02.580
Gen

01:42:02.580 --> 01:42:03.780
Slash

01:42:03.780 --> 01:42:04.340
Gen

01:42:04.340 --> 01:42:08.080
Chat is real

01:42:08.080 --> 01:42:11.940
Tapeworm

01:42:11.940 --> 01:42:12.400
Tuber

01:42:12.400 --> 01:42:13.980
Shut up

01:42:13.980 --> 01:42:15.900
Slash

01:42:15.900 --> 01:42:16.200
Gen

01:42:16.200 --> 01:42:16.540
You don't know

01:42:16.540 --> 01:42:17.340
What that is?

01:42:19.480 --> 01:42:20.120
Slash

01:42:20.120 --> 01:42:20.960
Surce

01:42:20.960 --> 01:42:24.240
Surce

01:42:24.240 --> 01:42:27.140
I think

01:42:27.140 --> 01:42:29.560
I think the old farts

01:42:29.560 --> 01:42:30.040
In chat

01:42:30.040 --> 01:42:31.120
Might be cooked

01:42:31.120 --> 01:42:32.540
Did they say old farts?

01:42:32.660 --> 01:42:33.200
I don't know

01:42:33.200 --> 01:42:33.920
Slash

01:42:33.920 --> 01:42:34.560
JK

01:42:34.560 --> 01:42:40.720
Member stream

01:42:40.720 --> 01:42:41.720
Feels like

01:42:41.720 --> 01:42:43.380
A bit of a tree house

01:42:43.380 --> 01:42:43.900
Or

01:42:43.900 --> 01:42:44.140
No

01:42:44.140 --> 01:42:45.020
You know what it feels like?

01:42:45.080 --> 01:42:45.840
Member streams are

01:42:45.840 --> 01:42:47.820
Like in elementary school

01:42:47.820 --> 01:42:48.400
When you got to do

01:42:48.400 --> 01:42:49.360
Parachute day

01:42:49.360 --> 01:42:50.560
This is like

01:42:50.560 --> 01:42:51.060
All of us

01:42:51.060 --> 01:42:52.440
When we sat under the parachute

01:42:52.440 --> 01:42:53.480
And we scooted in

01:42:53.480 --> 01:42:54.240
Real close

01:42:54.240 --> 01:42:54.920
We're

01:42:54.920 --> 01:42:55.800
We're alone

01:42:55.800 --> 01:42:56.960
In our little

01:42:56.960 --> 01:42:58.800
Rainbow parachute bubble

01:42:58.800 --> 01:43:00.360
And if you don't know

01:43:00.360 --> 01:43:00.980
What that is

01:43:00.980 --> 01:43:01.700
I will make

01:43:01.700 --> 01:43:02.220
Another

01:43:02.220 --> 01:43:03.120
Comparison

01:43:03.120 --> 01:43:04.120
It's

01:43:04.120 --> 01:43:04.940
Like

01:43:04.940 --> 01:43:06.320
Member streams

01:43:06.320 --> 01:43:07.260
Are like

01:43:07.260 --> 01:43:08.420
I've decided to have

01:43:08.420 --> 01:43:09.340
A pillow fort

01:43:09.340 --> 01:43:10.540
And I've built one

01:43:10.540 --> 01:43:11.240
Only big enough

01:43:11.240 --> 01:43:11.860
For us

01:43:11.860 --> 01:43:12.840
And we are all

01:43:12.840 --> 01:43:14.420
Huddled under the pillow fort

01:43:14.420 --> 01:43:15.700
And we all brought snacks

01:43:15.700 --> 01:43:16.860
And it's lit

01:43:16.860 --> 01:43:18.080
With fairy lights

01:43:18.080 --> 01:43:18.960
And we're all

01:43:18.960 --> 01:43:19.580
Cozied up

01:43:19.580 --> 01:43:20.560
Knee to knee

01:43:20.560 --> 01:43:21.300
With each other

01:43:21.300 --> 01:43:24.380
And we can say

01:43:24.380 --> 01:43:24.780
The most

01:43:24.780 --> 01:43:25.860
Wildest

01:43:25.860 --> 01:43:26.780
Outrageous

01:43:26.780 --> 01:43:27.420
Things

01:43:27.420 --> 01:43:28.460
And it won't

01:43:28.460 --> 01:43:29.460
Leave the pillow fort

01:43:29.460 --> 01:43:30.200
Right?

01:43:32.360 --> 01:43:33.560
Well it probably

01:43:33.560 --> 01:43:35.040
Will leave the pillow fort

01:43:35.040 --> 01:43:35.760
But that's fine

01:43:35.760 --> 01:43:37.460
It started in the pillow fort

01:43:37.460 --> 01:43:46.700
With the tv

01:43:46.700 --> 01:43:47.860
Under the pillow fort

01:43:47.860 --> 01:43:50.020
We have an ipad

01:43:50.020 --> 01:43:54.260
We only have an ipad

01:43:54.260 --> 01:43:57.180
We only have a leapster

01:43:57.180 --> 01:43:57.760
Leappad

01:43:57.760 --> 01:43:58.760
Learning system

01:43:58.760 --> 01:44:00.680
A leappad

01:44:00.680 --> 01:44:01.960
Leappad

01:44:01.960 --> 01:44:02.860
Gaming stream

01:44:02.860 --> 01:44:03.260
When?

01:44:03.400 --> 01:44:03.980
Oh my god

01:44:03.980 --> 01:44:04.260
Would you

01:44:04.260 --> 01:44:05.080
Would you actually

01:44:05.080 --> 01:44:05.620
Like that?

01:44:05.700 --> 01:44:06.680
I would love to do that

01:44:06.680 --> 01:44:11.420
The leappad

01:44:11.420 --> 01:44:12.340
Mozart book

01:44:12.340 --> 01:44:13.560
Oh my god

01:44:13.560 --> 01:44:21.220
Oh my god

01:44:21.220 --> 01:44:23.460
That would be so cool

01:44:23.460 --> 01:44:38.600
When is the leappad

01:44:38.600 --> 01:44:39.320
Sponsored

01:44:39.320 --> 01:44:41.180
I don't even know

01:44:41.180 --> 01:44:42.080
If they make leappad

01:44:42.080 --> 01:44:42.580
Anymore

01:44:42.580 --> 01:44:43.680
They probably went on

01:44:43.680 --> 01:44:44.080
Digital

01:44:44.080 --> 01:44:49.020
How's my big project

01:44:49.020 --> 01:44:49.760
Coming along?

01:44:50.020 --> 01:44:50.920
It is almost done

01:44:50.920 --> 01:44:52.160
Um actually

01:44:52.160 --> 01:44:53.100
Thank you for asking

01:44:53.100 --> 01:44:53.740
About it

01:44:53.740 --> 01:44:54.280
Thank you for asking

01:44:54.280 --> 01:44:54.640
About it

01:44:54.640 --> 01:44:56.900
I would say

01:44:56.900 --> 01:44:57.880
It is

01:44:57.880 --> 01:45:00.800
To be honest

01:45:00.800 --> 01:45:03.800
It is probably

01:45:03.800 --> 01:45:04.920
80% done

01:45:04.920 --> 01:45:08.520
80% done

01:45:08.520 --> 01:45:10.320
This is the home stretch

01:45:10.320 --> 01:45:15.300
You guys

01:45:15.300 --> 01:45:16.860
And this project

01:45:16.860 --> 01:45:22.020
Were the only things

01:45:22.020 --> 01:45:23.520
Keeping me going

01:45:23.520 --> 01:45:25.660
For the past few months

01:45:25.660 --> 01:45:26.880
So I want to say

01:45:26.880 --> 01:45:29.000
Thank you

01:45:29.000 --> 01:45:30.900
And I hope

01:45:30.900 --> 01:45:32.340
When this project is released

01:45:32.340 --> 01:45:34.120
That you enjoy it

01:45:34.120 --> 01:45:34.620
Because

01:45:34.620 --> 01:45:34.640
Because

01:45:34.640 --> 01:45:36.260
It took

01:45:36.260 --> 01:45:38.480
It took so much time

01:45:38.480 --> 01:45:40.380
It took so much time

01:45:40.380 --> 01:45:41.340
Oh my god

01:45:41.340 --> 01:45:44.860
Yes

01:45:44.860 --> 01:45:46.320
It took time

01:45:46.320 --> 01:45:46.840
For reasons

01:45:46.840 --> 01:45:47.480
That it probably

01:45:47.480 --> 01:45:48.920
Should not have taken time

01:45:48.920 --> 01:45:50.440
Which is the frustrating

01:45:50.440 --> 01:45:51.480
Part about it all

01:45:51.480 --> 01:45:52.520
But

01:45:52.520 --> 01:45:52.540
But

01:45:52.540 --> 01:45:57.960
Yes

01:45:57.960 --> 01:46:01.880
What is it?

01:46:02.120 --> 01:46:02.900
A secret

01:46:02.900 --> 01:46:07.620
Project

01:46:07.620 --> 01:46:08.120
Project

01:46:08.120 --> 01:46:08.740
Project

01:46:08.740 --> 01:46:09.660
Project

01:46:09.660 --> 01:46:11.860
Singular

01:46:11.860 --> 01:46:14.740
Singular

01:46:14.740 --> 01:46:16.500
No spoilers

01:46:16.500 --> 01:46:18.240
Absolutely not

01:46:18.240 --> 01:46:19.840
Absolutely none

01:46:19.840 --> 01:46:20.300
None

01:46:20.300 --> 01:46:21.280
None of it

01:46:21.280 --> 01:46:22.560
No spoilers

01:46:22.560 --> 01:46:28.260
But yeah

01:46:28.260 --> 01:46:32.640
I'll hit Fauna up

01:46:32.640 --> 01:46:34.220
I'll see how she is

01:46:34.220 --> 01:46:36.760
And see

01:46:36.760 --> 01:46:38.740
If she want to

01:46:38.740 --> 01:46:39.860
Do anything

01:46:39.860 --> 01:46:45.300
I'd like to do

01:46:45.300 --> 01:46:45.980
I'd like to do

01:46:45.980 --> 01:46:46.800
A one on one

01:46:46.800 --> 01:46:48.140
I would

01:46:48.140 --> 01:46:48.500
I would

01:46:48.500 --> 01:46:48.800
I would

01:46:48.800 --> 01:46:50.140
So I'll see

01:46:50.140 --> 01:46:51.500
If she want to do

01:46:51.500 --> 01:46:52.580
Anything

01:46:52.580 --> 01:46:53.880
Yeah

01:46:53.880 --> 01:46:59.340
What else

01:46:59.340 --> 01:47:00.960
Let's

01:47:00.960 --> 01:47:05.720
Let's enjoy

01:47:05.720 --> 01:47:07.860
The holiday season

01:47:07.860 --> 01:47:10.280
The December

01:47:10.280 --> 01:47:11.960
The Christmas lights

01:47:11.960 --> 01:47:12.860
The cookies

01:47:12.860 --> 01:47:14.200
Eat your cookies

01:47:14.200 --> 01:47:18.780
Eat all of your cookies

01:47:18.780 --> 01:47:22.040
Weep

01:47:22.040 --> 01:47:24.740
One last

01:47:24.740 --> 01:47:25.280
Snot

01:47:25.280 --> 01:47:26.160
Oh my god

01:47:26.160 --> 01:47:26.580
Weep

01:47:26.580 --> 01:47:27.180
Weep

01:47:27.180 --> 01:47:28.900
I could

01:47:28.900 --> 01:47:29.740
Try

01:47:29.740 --> 01:47:30.700
I'll see

01:47:30.700 --> 01:47:33.240
I'd have to

01:47:33.240 --> 01:47:33.880
Check in with

01:47:33.880 --> 01:47:35.000
Mumei's schedule

01:47:35.000 --> 01:47:35.920
And Karuni

01:47:35.920 --> 01:47:36.840
As well

01:47:36.840 --> 01:47:39.580
Maybe

01:47:39.580 --> 01:47:40.260
One last

01:47:40.260 --> 01:47:40.960
Devour

01:47:40.960 --> 01:47:42.000
Could be fun

01:47:42.000 --> 01:47:52.920
I was

01:47:52.920 --> 01:47:55.060
I talked to

01:47:55.060 --> 01:47:55.540
Mumei

01:47:55.540 --> 01:47:56.560
I talked to

01:47:56.560 --> 01:47:57.380
Mumei

01:47:57.380 --> 01:47:58.240
Yeah

01:47:58.240 --> 01:48:01.640
That

01:48:01.640 --> 01:48:02.700
Mume

01:48:02.700 --> 01:48:07.920
Oh hi

01:48:07.920 --> 01:48:08.880
Oh

01:48:08.880 --> 01:48:10.020
Hi

01:48:10.020 --> 01:48:11.560
She Mumei

01:48:11.560 --> 01:48:12.560
Mumei

01:48:12.560 --> 01:48:12.820
Mumei is

01:48:12.820 --> 01:48:14.140
She is always

01:48:14.140 --> 01:48:14.920
Doing her best

01:48:14.920 --> 01:48:16.600
And she is still

01:48:16.600 --> 01:48:18.000
Doing her best

01:48:18.000 --> 01:48:19.360
Yeah

01:48:19.360 --> 01:48:22.320
Yeah so

01:48:22.320 --> 01:48:23.420
Um

01:48:23.420 --> 01:48:25.160
Thank you guys

01:48:25.160 --> 01:48:25.760
For

01:48:25.760 --> 01:48:28.220
Supporting

01:48:28.220 --> 01:48:30.340
All of us

01:48:30.340 --> 01:48:31.080
Everybody

01:48:31.080 --> 01:48:32.100
Thank you

01:48:32.100 --> 01:48:33.400
And thank you

01:48:33.400 --> 01:48:34.560
For waiting for me

01:48:34.560 --> 01:48:35.600
Yet again

01:48:35.600 --> 01:48:38.320
Thank you

01:48:38.320 --> 01:48:40.060
It makes my

01:48:40.060 --> 01:48:40.820
Anxious heart

01:48:40.820 --> 01:48:41.260
Very

01:48:41.260 --> 01:48:42.460
Very happy

01:48:42.460 --> 01:48:43.500
When I do

01:48:43.500 --> 01:48:45.600
Most of the courage

01:48:45.600 --> 01:48:46.260
To come and

01:48:46.260 --> 01:48:47.300
Talk to you

01:48:47.300 --> 01:48:50.760
I like you

01:48:50.760 --> 01:48:51.860
Very much

01:48:51.860 --> 01:48:54.740
Um

01:48:54.740 --> 01:48:57.580
Meow

01:48:57.580 --> 01:49:04.520
I'm rocking in my chair

01:49:04.520 --> 01:49:05.580
I don't know what to do

01:49:05.580 --> 01:49:06.700
I don't know what to say

01:49:06.700 --> 01:49:11.580
I'm bad at saying goodbyes

01:49:11.580 --> 01:49:13.200
I am bad at saying goodbyes

01:49:13.200 --> 01:49:14.680
Because I never know what to say

01:49:14.680 --> 01:49:16.100
I never know how to say

01:49:16.100 --> 01:49:16.860
What do I say

01:49:16.860 --> 01:49:19.440
Is my

01:49:19.440 --> 01:49:20.760
Is anybody else's chest

01:49:20.760 --> 01:49:21.200
Close

01:49:21.200 --> 01:49:22.000
To tightening

01:49:22.000 --> 01:49:28.380
Public stream

01:49:28.380 --> 01:49:29.540
What am I going to do

01:49:29.540 --> 01:49:30.920
What am I going to say

01:49:30.920 --> 01:49:31.540
To them

01:49:31.540 --> 01:49:33.000
What do I do

01:49:33.000 --> 01:49:34.680
A public stream

01:49:34.680 --> 01:49:36.180
What am I going to say

01:49:36.180 --> 01:49:37.120
What am I going to say

01:49:37.120 --> 01:49:37.660
What am I going to say

01:49:37.660 --> 01:49:38.060
What am I going to say

01:49:38.060 --> 01:49:38.520
To them

01:49:38.520 --> 01:49:41.180
A karaoke

01:49:41.180 --> 01:49:46.180
That sounds terrifying

01:49:46.180 --> 01:49:48.180
That sounds terrifying

01:49:48.180 --> 01:49:55.240
That sounds actually terrifying

01:49:55.240 --> 01:50:02.440
Karaoke sounds terrifying

01:50:02.440 --> 01:50:03.600
In this moment

01:50:03.600 --> 01:50:03.620
In this moment

01:50:03.620 --> 01:50:04.100
It does

01:50:04.100 --> 01:50:06.760
It kind of sounds scary

01:50:06.760 --> 01:50:10.420
Maybe I'll

01:50:10.420 --> 01:50:11.660
Maybe I'll try

01:50:11.660 --> 01:50:12.340
And do some

01:50:12.340 --> 01:50:16.940
Help

01:50:16.940 --> 01:50:26.260
A really engaging stream

01:50:26.260 --> 01:50:26.660
Really

01:50:26.660 --> 01:50:28.280
Do you really come to me

01:50:28.280 --> 01:50:29.900
For an engaging stream

01:50:29.900 --> 01:50:33.380
Am I an engaging type of streamer

01:50:33.380 --> 01:50:36.560
Engaging

01:50:36.560 --> 01:50:42.420
It is

01:50:42.420 --> 01:50:50.260
Engaging or enraging

01:50:50.260 --> 01:50:52.960
Engaging yes

01:50:52.960 --> 01:50:54.780
Thought provoking no

01:50:54.780 --> 01:50:58.000
Hey wait a minute

01:50:58.000 --> 01:51:02.180
What is that supposed to mean

01:51:02.180 --> 01:51:03.960
I want to take an IQ test

01:51:03.960 --> 01:51:04.960
That would be kind of fun

01:51:04.960 --> 01:51:10.060
The IQ of this streamer

01:51:10.060 --> 01:51:11.280
Is

01:51:11.280 --> 01:51:18.000
What do you think my IQ is

01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:21.160
What do you actually think my IQ is

01:51:21.160 --> 01:51:22.740
90

01:51:22.740 --> 01:51:26.300
It's got to be higher than like 98 though

01:51:26.300 --> 01:51:28.660
I think it's higher than 98

01:51:28.660 --> 01:51:36.380
They added math to holocure

01:51:36.380 --> 01:51:39.520
Is that guy up to get me or something

01:51:39.520 --> 01:51:40.340
What's the deal

01:51:40.340 --> 01:51:45.820
Just kidding

01:51:45.820 --> 01:51:49.940
My IQ is at least

01:51:49.940 --> 01:51:51.340
110

01:51:51.340 --> 01:51:55.060
Minimum

01:51:55.060 --> 01:51:57.340
140

01:51:57.340 --> 01:51:59.740
140

01:51:59.740 --> 01:52:14.060
What's a bad IQ

01:52:14.060 --> 01:52:16.120
IQ goes up or IQ goes down

01:52:16.120 --> 01:52:19.720
A bad IQ would be

01:52:19.720 --> 01:52:22.300
Don't they say room temperature IQ

01:52:22.300 --> 01:52:26.320
100 is average

01:52:26.320 --> 01:52:27.520
Well

01:52:27.520 --> 01:52:28.580
Odds

01:52:28.580 --> 01:52:29.960
Proved to be

01:52:29.960 --> 01:52:30.620
100

01:52:30.620 --> 01:52:31.920
Above average

01:52:31.920 --> 01:52:32.940
Above 100

01:52:32.940 --> 01:52:34.540
Below 85 is bad

01:52:34.540 --> 01:52:36.960
Below 85 means you're stupid

01:52:36.960 --> 01:52:40.140
Or below 85 means that you are doomed

01:52:40.140 --> 01:52:48.100
Fahrenheit or Celsius

01:52:48.100 --> 01:52:49.320
Fahrenheit

01:52:49.320 --> 01:52:55.140
Doomed is a relative

01:52:55.140 --> 01:53:03.780
It's Groover

01:53:03.780 --> 01:53:07.620
My shark is stupid

01:53:07.620 --> 01:53:10.140
But you've known this

01:53:10.140 --> 01:53:11.280
Okay you've known this

01:53:11.280 --> 01:53:15.520
I think I'll get it right

01:53:15.520 --> 01:53:23.820
If I see something in Celsius

01:53:23.820 --> 01:53:25.340
I have to translate it to Fahrenheit

01:53:25.340 --> 01:53:25.820
Okay

01:53:25.820 --> 01:53:27.340
It's just the way it is

01:53:27.340 --> 01:53:30.600
I don't understand your Celsius numbers

01:53:30.600 --> 01:53:35.520
I don't understand your Celsius units

01:53:35.520 --> 01:53:40.560
Plug and chug

01:53:40.560 --> 01:53:42.500
What is that supposed to mean

01:53:42.500 --> 01:53:43.500
Is that a threat

01:53:43.500 --> 01:53:48.440
American moment

01:53:48.440 --> 01:53:53.360
I can metabolize

01:53:53.360 --> 01:53:55.780
12,000 calorie brownie

01:53:55.780 --> 01:53:56.540
How about you

01:53:56.540 --> 01:53:57.500
European

01:53:57.500 --> 01:53:59.120
That's right

01:53:59.120 --> 01:54:00.240
I don't think so

01:54:00.240 --> 01:54:00.900
You shudder

01:54:00.900 --> 01:54:02.260
You shudder in front of the

01:54:02.260 --> 01:54:04.160
1,200 calorie crumble brownie

01:54:04.160 --> 01:54:04.480
Me?

01:54:05.480 --> 01:54:07.320
I've already metabolized it

01:54:07.320 --> 01:54:08.020
I haven't even touched

01:54:08.020 --> 01:54:09.800
It hasn't even touched my tongue yet

01:54:09.800 --> 01:54:19.060
I'm sweating

01:54:19.060 --> 01:54:20.660
I think I need to go take a shower

01:54:20.660 --> 01:54:23.540
It's not stress sweat by the way

01:54:23.540 --> 01:54:25.020
I am a

01:54:25.020 --> 01:54:26.120
I am a

01:54:26.120 --> 01:54:26.920
I am a

01:54:26.920 --> 01:54:32.140
I only glisten sparkles

01:54:32.140 --> 01:54:37.820
I don't smell

01:54:37.820 --> 01:54:39.780
But I'm gonna go

01:54:39.780 --> 01:54:40.980
I'm gonna go

01:54:40.980 --> 01:54:42.640
Did you have cocoa by the way?

01:54:42.640 --> 01:54:44.080
I had cocoa

01:54:44.080 --> 01:54:50.700
What's my pony name?

01:54:50.700 --> 01:55:06.020
Sparkle

01:55:06.020 --> 01:55:08.640
Something with sparkle in it

01:55:08.640 --> 01:55:09.640
I think would be cute

01:55:09.640 --> 01:55:14.200
Hey wait

01:55:14.200 --> 01:55:15.980
What do they call the mark on the butt?

01:55:15.980 --> 01:55:17.560
Is that an Oshi mark?

01:55:18.040 --> 01:55:18.620
No wait

01:55:18.620 --> 01:55:19.260
What is it called?

01:55:22.900 --> 01:55:24.200
What is it called?

01:55:25.080 --> 01:55:26.040
Isn't that an Oshi mark?

01:55:26.040 --> 01:55:27.120
A cutie mark

01:55:27.120 --> 01:55:30.680
Wee

01:55:30.680 --> 01:55:31.880
We call the emojis

01:55:31.880 --> 01:55:32.800
Oshi mark

01:55:32.800 --> 01:55:36.800
See so

01:55:36.800 --> 01:55:37.080
Okay

01:55:37.080 --> 01:55:37.900
So Hololive

01:55:37.900 --> 01:55:38.580
Isn't that different

01:55:38.580 --> 01:55:39.980
From the My Little Pony fandom

01:55:39.980 --> 01:55:42.120
Really

01:55:42.120 --> 01:55:43.580
It comes down to it

01:55:43.580 --> 01:55:47.220
We're cute

01:55:47.220 --> 01:55:49.160
We have magical powers

01:55:49.160 --> 01:55:50.720
We have Oshi mark

01:55:50.720 --> 01:55:51.660
Cutie marks

01:55:51.660 --> 01:55:52.480
We sing

01:55:52.480 --> 01:55:55.820
We believe in the power of friendship

01:55:55.820 --> 01:55:56.800
Is real

01:55:56.800 --> 01:56:12.480
Very interesting

01:56:12.480 --> 01:56:18.140
Food for that

01:56:18.140 --> 01:56:20.560
I'll leave you with that

01:56:20.560 --> 01:56:24.740
There'll be a test next time

01:56:24.740 --> 01:56:28.540
Okay

01:56:28.540 --> 01:56:30.860
Thank you guys for waiting for me

01:56:30.860 --> 01:56:33.220
Also to fix my stupid microphone settings

01:56:33.220 --> 01:56:34.240
I don't know what happened

01:56:34.240 --> 01:56:34.760
But I was

01:56:34.760 --> 01:56:37.420
Triple dipple dipping myself

01:56:37.420 --> 01:56:38.200
Right here

01:56:38.200 --> 01:56:40.640
For some reason

01:56:40.640 --> 01:56:46.300
Why do I have a tape measure

01:56:46.300 --> 01:56:50.900
Why is this here

01:56:50.900 --> 01:56:52.220
What was I doing

01:56:52.220 --> 01:56:58.340
Anyway

01:56:58.340 --> 01:57:01.360
Thank you guys

01:57:01.360 --> 01:57:02.520
For listening to me

01:57:02.520 --> 01:57:03.940
And coming by my

01:57:03.940 --> 01:57:05.680
Super comfy

01:57:05.680 --> 01:57:07.040
What did we say

01:57:07.040 --> 01:57:07.900
Parachute

01:57:07.900 --> 01:57:08.900
Bed fort

01:57:08.900 --> 01:57:11.780
By my fireplace

01:57:11.780 --> 01:57:13.880
With my totally real snow

01:57:13.880 --> 01:57:15.700
Don't you snow

01:57:15.700 --> 01:57:17.340
How real it is

01:57:17.340 --> 01:57:23.940
Look at all my snow

01:57:23.940 --> 01:57:33.980
Okay though

01:57:33.980 --> 01:57:35.160
Thank you guys

01:57:35.160 --> 01:57:36.180
Thank you so much

01:57:36.180 --> 01:57:36.860
For waiting

01:57:36.860 --> 01:57:38.160
Thank you for your

01:57:38.160 --> 01:57:39.200
Fan arts

01:57:39.200 --> 01:57:40.340
Even in my absence

01:57:40.340 --> 01:57:41.320
Thank you for

01:57:41.320 --> 01:57:42.460
Thinking of me

01:57:42.460 --> 01:57:44.620
Even in my absence

01:57:44.620 --> 01:57:46.280
I thought of you

01:57:46.280 --> 01:57:48.340
Even in my absence

01:57:48.340 --> 01:57:49.700
So

01:57:49.700 --> 01:57:50.640
Yes

01:57:50.640 --> 01:57:51.740
Thank you very much

01:57:51.740 --> 01:57:52.860
And

01:57:52.860 --> 01:57:53.620
I mean it

01:57:53.620 --> 01:57:54.420
When I said

01:57:54.420 --> 01:57:55.420
That you are all

01:57:55.420 --> 01:57:56.380
Very very sweet

01:57:56.380 --> 01:57:57.720
And I hope you know that

01:57:57.720 --> 01:57:58.940
And I hope you know

01:57:58.940 --> 01:58:00.200
And I love you each

01:58:00.200 --> 01:58:01.600
Very very very much

01:58:01.600 --> 01:58:02.960
And I mean it

01:58:02.960 --> 01:58:08.240
I hope you have a comfy rest of your day

01:58:08.240 --> 01:58:09.760
Happy Saturday

01:58:09.760 --> 01:58:11.580
Have some yummy

01:58:11.580 --> 01:58:12.440
Something yummy

01:58:12.440 --> 01:58:14.240
Have pizza

01:58:14.240 --> 01:58:16.600
Sounds good today

01:58:16.600 --> 01:58:17.220
Pizza

01:58:17.220 --> 01:58:19.260
Pizza

01:58:19.260 --> 01:58:20.340
Burger

01:58:20.340 --> 01:58:22.840
Pizza

01:58:22.840 --> 01:58:23.780
Burger

01:58:23.780 --> 01:58:25.300
Pot roast

01:58:25.300 --> 01:58:26.720
I don't know

01:58:26.720 --> 01:58:27.500
Have something yummy

01:58:27.500 --> 01:58:27.980
Will you

01:58:27.980 --> 01:58:30.100
Will you

01:58:30.100 --> 01:58:31.100
Please

01:58:31.100 --> 01:58:37.660
And thank you for listening to me

01:58:37.660 --> 01:58:38.480
Yappa yappa

01:58:38.480 --> 01:58:39.220
Yappa yappa

01:58:39.220 --> 01:58:40.920
About

01:58:40.920 --> 01:58:44.420
Whatever it is

01:58:44.420 --> 01:58:48.420
Lucky dokey

01:58:48.420 --> 01:58:49.920
I'm gonna have pizza

01:58:49.920 --> 01:58:50.580
I think

01:58:50.580 --> 01:58:53.020
From the freezer

01:58:53.020 --> 01:58:56.500
Freeza pizza

01:58:56.500 --> 01:58:59.380
Okay

01:58:59.380 --> 01:59:05.060
I'll see you

01:59:05.060 --> 01:59:07.320
B-b-b-bye

01:59:07.320 --> 01:59:10.320
Have a good day

01:59:10.320 --> 01:59:11.240
Goodbye

01:59:11.240 --> 01:59:12.320
Goodbye

01:59:12.320 --> 01:59:12.920
Goodbye

01:59:12.920 --> 01:59:15.120
Goodbye

01:59:15.120 --> 01:59:16.320
Goodbye

01:59:16.320 --> 01:59:17.320
Goodbye

01:59:17.320 --> 01:59:21.320
Goodbye

01:59:21.320 --> 01:59:23.320
Goodbye

01:59:23.320 --> 01:59:25.320
Goodbye

01:59:25.320 --> 01:59:27.320
Goodbye

01:59:27.320 --> 01:59:29.320
Goodbye

01:59:29.320 --> 01:59:31.320
Goodbye

01:59:31.320 --> 01:59:32.320
Goodbye

01:59:32.320 --> 01:59:33.320
Goodbye

01:59:33.320 --> 01:59:34.320
Goodbye

01:59:34.320 --> 01:59:35.320
Goodbye

01:59:35.320 --> 01:59:36.320
Goodbye

01:59:36.320 --> 01:59:37.320
Goodbye

01:59:37.320 --> 01:59:38.320
Goodbye

01:59:38.320 --> 01:59:39.320
Goodbye

01:59:39.320 --> 01:59:40.320
Goodbye

01:59:40.320 --> 01:59:41.320
Goodbye

01:59:41.320 --> 01:59:42.320
Goodbye

01:59:42.320 --> 01:59:43.320
Goodbye

01:59:43.320 --> 01:59:44.320
Goodbye

01:59:44.320 --> 01:59:45.320
Goodbye

01:59:45.320 --> 01:59:46.320
Goodbye

01:59:46.320 --> 01:59:47.320
Goodbye

01:59:47.320 --> 01:59:48.320
Goodbye

01:59:48.320 --> 01:59:49.320
Goodbye

01:59:49.320 --> 01:59:50.320
Goodbye

01:59:50.320 --> 01:59:54.480
Okay, you have the music still.

01:59:54.480 --> 01:59:56.480
Okay, bye-bye, bye-bye.

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Okay, bye-bye.

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Okay, bye-bye.

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Okay, bye-bye.

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Bye-bye.