So?
Damn, you took down somethin' that ferocious?
Hey, Meidri! How's my order comin' along?
Oh, it'll be right there!
Table for four? Right this way!
Oh Meidri, could you take these away for us?
Just a moment!
Li'l miss Meidri!
Be right there!
Hey, Crim?
Yes?
Sorry, I need to take ten. Cover for me, will you?
Oh, sure.
Is she okay?
She looked a little pale...
Probably just has to shit.
Could you please not...
She's going upstairs to her room, not the bathroom.
I know what it is, then.
Huh? What is it?
That time of the month?
That's gotta be it, yeah?
Oh, mother nature's monthly gift.
If she's not feeling well, then maybe we should go check on her?
No way, dude. If it really is that time of the month, you do not wanna interrupt.
Look. When birdmaids have their time of the month,
they tug off their panties, spread their legs, and pop out an unfertilized egg or two.
Like "pop", it out!
If that's the case... yeah, we shouldn't interrupt.
Y'know, I asked if I could watch one time, and she beat the shit out of me.
You kind of asked for it...
But man...
The more we talk about it, the more I wanna see t...
Some egg-layin' action!
Hey! Spying on her is totally out of the question!
Well duh, we know that.
Huh?
But it's cool if we go to an egg-laying succu-girl joint.
They have those? Those exist?
Hell yeah!
Never been, though.
Lemme give him a holler.
Why thank you, kind sir!
This entrance reminds me of another place we've gone.
Hello, and welcome to our establishment.
Holy shit, her neck.
As it seems you are new to the premises, allow me to explain our model to you.
Entry costs 2,000 gold.
You may stay as you like after entering.
However, we cannot guarantee that any girls will lay eggs during your stay here.
These are natural processes, after all.
You may wait for several hours without any eggs being laid.
If you understand and accept these terms, you may pay and enter the show area.
That really true, Narugami?
Yeah, there've been days without eggs.
Seriously?
They're once in a blue moon, though.
Most of the time, if you're here an hour, you'll see at least one.
Wait, you're makin' it sound like you're here all the time.
Hell yeah I am!
Where else could I get the chance to swallow down an egg right after it's been laid?!
No cold-blooded Lamia could pass up the chance! C'mon!
H-hold on a sec!
Don't you have some ethical concerns with eating an egg right after it's been laid?
Well sure, if it's fertilized, but these sure as hell ain't.
B-but they're still...
How many millions of your little swimmers have gone the throats of succu-girls, hmm?
O-oh no, I'm gonna...! W-well, that's... that's...
That's fine, but for some reason, a guy eating a girl's egg isn't?
You're not... you're...
Blew that logic apart, didn't I?
Okay, let's head in!
Hell yeah!
Enjoy your stay.
Boy, there really are a lot of lamias here...
No surprise there, but look here.
There are more mermen here than anything.
Huh?
Oh wow, you're here again?
Entrance is this way!
I mean, 100% of mermen have a thing for egg laying, guaranteed.
Whoa! We've got a famous gourmet and a celebrity chef over there, too!
Why?!
Why? 'Cause they can't buy these kinds of eggs in the marketplace.
Right after an egg gets laid, it goes up for auction.
But if these hotshots show up, you've fresh out of luck.
Money talks!
If we want it, it's ours!
But they're mostly after the really rare or delicious types of eggs,
so they won't bother bidding on birdmaid, harpy, or other common types of eggs.
So how much of the egg auction money goes to the succu-girl?
All of it.
So the shop only keeps the entrance fee?
So really, what's happening is:
These girls come here to pop out an egg for all these guys and earn a little cash on the side.
Bingo.
That's why you see normal girls coming up on stage, too, not just succu-girls.
Makes sense.
Just like those girls who sell their used panties for a quick buck.
And here we are, waiting for it to start... Doesn't that make us super gross?
Right off the bat, we gone comin'!
Thank you for your patience.
The first girl of the day is now taking the stage.
Damn!
Alright!
C'mon!
Hell yes!
A lizardwoman!
HERE SHE IS!
There she is.
Show 'em what you've got!
Whoa, hold on, are you guys for real?
That's it! Push it out! Lay that fuckin' egg!
Bravo!
Harasho!
Tres bien!
Nicely done, Charlotte!
She was a total newbie, but that wasn't half bad!
If I can snag that egg for 500, I might just do it!
Fuck. I kinda wanna ditch.
Oh, Father, who art in Heaven, why have I come to a place like this?
Our second girl is up next!
What's it gonna be this time?
It's me, Crocarina! Are you ready to get laid?
Lots of reptilian girls today.
Guess it must be the right time and climate for 'em.
I couldn't care less.
Can we leave?
Okay, here I go!
As these terrifying visuals have continued on for far too long,
we hope you will instead enjoy Meidri's egg-laying scene.
C'mon, c'mon, one more egg!
C'mon, sweetie!
Lemme get a peek at your cloaca and titties!
No way, you're creepy!
I wanna see ya squeeze that egg out in your birthday suit!
C'mon, strip, dammit!
That guy's too horny to even think properly.
Take it off! And lemme touch those lizard tiddies! C'mooooon! I have no fucking clue why.
Excuse me, sir, but stay off the stage.
That clerk sure is scary...
Plus, she's a bird of prey...
Lamias aren't big fans of predatory birds, huh.
Yeah, it's just biology, man...
Alright, everyone? We're auctioning off Crocarina's fresh-laid egg!
Let's start the bidding at one hundred gold!
Two hundred!
Two fifty!
Three hundred!
Four hundred! Four hundred gold!
Wait, where're you guys going?
Oh, just thought it was time to head out.
What?! But we just got here!
I think we've seen enough.
Okay, our next is Dely the Birdmaid!
Birdmaid?!
I mean, I guess we could stay to watch a little more.
It's a learning experience, after all.
A birdmaid...
Right, Dely, head on out!
Whoa, she's coming through the crowd?
Here she is, folks!
The aquatic idol, Dely!
The hell is that?
A penguin-type birdmaid.
Never seen one of those before.
She sure is cute.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind spendin' a night with her at a succubus place.
That squeaky-slick body that would slide so delectably down my throat... Holy shit, man!
Am I the only guy here who's a little skeeved out by that weirdly curvy body?
She's gonna get to it!
It's mine!
Gimme!
I mean...
I guess she's cute, if you're used to, you know...
That's hot!
Wait, are those two totally into that?
I seriously don't get what other species are into, man.
I-I think I might have one more!
What? Why's everyone gettin' so hyped up?!
Allow me to explain!
A birdmaid typically only lays one or two unfertilized eggs at a time!
She will not lay a third unless her body and mind are completely pent up!
I get it. So it's like when a guy's super pent up and busts a huge load.
That's exactly it!
It means the girl's been feelin' hot and heavy for a while!
Oh, geez, c'mon. I've got another one in there?
However, it's net something that any nympho who gets herself off all the time can achieve.
That's why a third egg is a prized event in the egg enthusiast circle.
If you need proof, take a look.
A bunch of those egg enthusiast mermen got so worked up, they creamed their tank.
Literally the last thing I wanted to see.
This week, we went to watch an egg-laying show.
I didn't even want to watch any of those lays.
I might've had more fun if there'd been a cute birdmaid or harpy girl, but instead...
I would've had a better time at the strip show.
That's why I'm giving it...
Three outta ten.
As you can see, they had a sea anemone girl put on a show, but damn, those eggs were tiny.
Each one's 0.7 millimeters across, and with so many of them,
it looked like someone just dumped powder in there.
If you're mot the kind of guy who thinks these count as real, bonafide eggs,
then I'd give this place a hard pass.
Four out of ten.
I mean, what do I say?
I feel like I've stumbled into a whole new world.
I don't think I'd ever go again.
Three points.
Forget what those losers said. Here, you get to swallow down a fresh-laid egg from a cute chick!
There's no brothel in the world that could beat that for a lamia!
Not to mention the thrill of buying up an egg for less than you expected.
If your species starts with "L" and ends with "amia", you've gotta come here!
Nine outta ten!
Wha... I...
Where the hell did you go?!
What kind of disgusting perverts are you?!
I can't even deny it...
It was a great learnin' experience!
So that's how you pop 'em out.
You little bastards!
Damn, that sounds great.
God, what I wouldn't give to gulp down a warm, fresh birdmaid egg...
Oh, geez, that's so gross...
Not only are they perverts, but my kind can't help but get freaked out by lamia...
What's this?
You still feelin' under the weather, Meidri?
I'm feelin' mighty hungry over here.
Aw, well, guess we'll have to cook something up.
Wait, where are you going?
Why, to go whip up an omelet.
We can probably find some eggs up in Meidri's room.
Knock it off, you freakin' eggheads!
(Translation by Katrina Leonoudakis)
Mitsue's Room Special! The Great Succubus Popularity Poll!
Without further ado, let me present the results of our popularity poll!
First, number nine!
Tiaplate the Salamander, with 328 votes!
Next up is Ocupa the Dagon with 404 votes!
Coming in at number seven is the milk-minotaur Ginny,
who garnered 408 votes!
Wait, I'm ninth?
At least you made it in the ranking.
Yeah, yeah!
Lots of boys said you were too hot to handle.
How perfect... eighth place for an octopus...
And doesn't it suit you, dear?
But some of our boys said that your suckers were a bit much.
Forget that, how did I get seventh when I've got these fine knockers? It"s not fair!
I'm just as surprised as you, sweetie.
Maybe some just didn't like how firm your big breasts could get?
Right then, let's look at sixth, fifth, and fourth!
Sixth place goes to Elza the Hyena, with 412 votes!
Fifth place goes to Eldry the birdmaid, with 510 votes!
And fourth place goes to miss Aisha the Cyclops, with 571 votes!
The fuck? Please.
There were plenty of johns out there who loved you for your personality,
but your package might be a bit hard to get behind.
I totally thought I was gonna be higher up! Boo.
You're great at being submissive,
but if you don't learn to take a bit more control in the bedroom,
You won't be able to handle those clients who'll lie there like a dead fish!
I'm surprised I made it to fourth...
I've never been popular before, not like this!
And you can go even higher, dearie, so keep it up!
If you keep entertaining clients of all species, they'll request you more, and you'll gain renown!
Th-thank you so much, ma’am!
Alright! Let's hear the top three!
Coming in at number three, from Meow Meow Paradise, it's little miss Mii, with 588 votes!
I had a purrfect time taking that angel's virginity!
Off by just fourteen votes...
I was so close to making the top three!
Quiet, tiny.
You're so mean... you didn't have to say anything!
What? I'm just callin' it like I'm seein' it.
Come now, girls, let's make merry, now!
In second place, the 500-year-old elf, miss Elma,
who earned herself 885 votes!
Whaa?!
That can't be right! She's a total granny!
Who put in these votes, anyway?
The poll was only given to humans!
Yay! I just loooove humans!
That's why it's biased!
If only humans are voting, then of course nobody voted for me!
Pipe down, losers.
And now, for our first place and winner!
It's going to be Mitsue-san.
It's Mitsue-san.
Of course it's going to be Mitsue-san.
Yep, Mitsue-san.
Mitsue! Mitsue! Mitsue!
The proprietress of Fairy Nectar, miss Aloe,
with 1422 votes!
What?! It wasn't Mitsue-san?!
What the heck?
Aloe doesn't even work, she just runs the desk!
How dare you beat out real succu-girls!
Hey, I take on clients every now and then.
If one of our regulars looks decent, I grab 'em for some fun.
That doesn't make you a succu-girl!
You're just picking and choosing! It's like a hobby to you!
I'm gettin' paid, so I'm in the biz.
Fun fact, I can only handle guys eight centimeters or shorter.
Excuse me...
Yes, dear?
We totally thought you were going to be number one, Mitsue-san...
Uh-huh!
Oh, funny you should mention that...
Our hall-of-fame winner: Mitsue Onoda!
You're an inspiration, Mitsue-san!
Thank you!
The hell do they think they're kidding?
"Succu-girl Roleplay Will Get You Going All Night, The Angel's Holy Lance is Great at Lancing Holes, The Succubus Tower Lasts Forever, But You (And Your Mayo) Won't!"