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keep this thread on page 1 for at least a week it would be so fauci funny
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documentary thread
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>>8802263>NIGGA I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. IM SCROLLING BACK TO PAGE 1-runs out-
<NO ONE CAN FIND OUT -fires and misses like a selfish little fuck->Finally im on my speedboat. lets get outta here nigga this is nuts.-speeds outta there nigga-
< GET BACK HERE-fires entire mag and misses- God damnit my slippery lube filled hands. why didnt I just wait 3 minutes before gooning.
^GOD DAMNIT FROOT. OUR LITTLE BUDDY ESCAPED. HOW AM I GOING TO GROOM THIS SOYTEEN CHILD IF HE RATS OUT.
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>>8802287esl jeet moment but I meant surfing not scrolling
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>>8802287another esl jeet moment but i meant if squirrel rats out. not if "he" rats out
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>>8802287>Nigga im getting the fuck outta here nigga that raisin is nuts. Im going back to page 1 and then back home.-surfs back to page 1.-
-meanwhile-
<Doll why are you doing this it kinda hurts can you stop inserting.
^No little buddy. Hey froot can you get me some soylita drawings. damn those are so gemmy.Im busy doll. Im trying to find that darn squirrel
^Oh yeah. hows that going by the way
<Can someone please get me outta he-Welp its not going good. But I do have one idea. Using the froot control panel I can track all the ips who use the sharty.
^That means you can track down his home.
<Can someone acutally please get this thing off my butt it really hu-No raisin doll. Anyways im going to send a couple of new frootist order agents and hopefully everything will be resolved
^This better work froot. I cant be caught doing this again.Dont worry doll I got this
<For real its starting to itc-heheh. now that im alone its time to goon. -pulls out an orange and puts it into the blender. tearing it into pieces-
Aw man. now this. this is so hot-drinks the orange juice from the blended orange-
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op here is this story gemmy so far
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>>8802423can you make a video where we see doll raping nate please
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Gaelic nutterald from the foggiest highlands of Scotland
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>>8802423gemmy, please continue op
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>>8802408-at squireljaks house-
>Oh my nuts nigga I cant believe I saw all of that. Doll grooming that child Nate. Froot asking for lolita porn. I need to tell my Cousin Ronnie mcnutt.
<Hey guys I guys thats nuts.-aims gun-
>Hey Ronnie what are you doing nigga.<I was just about to end it nigga. A grey squirrel at a Walnut parking center. he said I was a nigga inferior version of the greys kind and took my nuts.
>Im sorry nigga that happened. but if you want you can have my nuts nigga.
<I feel extremely happy now. This is nuts.
<Anyways why did you come back to the house. I thought you were trying to surf to page 40 nigga.
>Your gonna want to sit down for this one nigga.
<Can I get some nuts for this.
>No.
<Nigga thats nuts.
>Anyways I made it to page 40
<WHAT. I never thought you would acutally do it nigga. thats nutty.
>Well I saw that there was a secert page after that while i was surfing and decided to surf ther
<what? What was in there
>Let me speak nigga
<Im sorry.
>Damn nigga you are a nutful you know that.
<Nigga I said I was sorry.
>Anyways I surfed to the page and found a secert base. there was doll, froot, and they were gooning. Doll had some dildo and was raping some soyteen kid nate. And froot was asking for loli porn and then saying he was going to goon to coinslot.
<NIGGA WHATTTTT!!!!! Your lying nigga.
>Im telling you on all my nuts in my nutstash im telling the truth nigga.
<So what did you do.
>Nigga what did you think. I ran. they fired bullets at me I barely escaped.
<This is the nuttiest story ever. at least you got out ok nigg--van pulls up-
<Hey look nigga theres a werid van pulling up
>OH NO THERE HERE.
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>>8802562Nigga wrote a book
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Gem
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this thread is nuts
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>>8802883>Oh my fauci my squad is dead I have to get out of HERE RETREAT RETREAT-runs out and drives away-
-meanwhile back at the secert page 41 bunker base-
<Yes little buddy your going to stay with me for a little while longer.^Oww oww it hurts.<You didn't think it would hurt with your small size little buddy?>Sir ive come with bad news.<What is it? Cant you see im doing important raisin. what could possibly be more important than this.
>We failed to kill the squirell. xe killed my squad.
<….
>sir..?
<Little buddy. can I tell you something. When I ask you to do something. I expect it done.
>Im sorry sir bu-.
<I given everything you needed and yet you did not do what I told you to do. That makes me angry little buddy.
>Sir I can expl-
<You are both my little buddys. But I want you to remember little. You are little compared to me. I lift 500 pounds forklifts in my spare time. When you come to me and say you fail it makes me want to RIP THAT PUNY LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS AND TOSS IT OUT INTO THE FREEZING OCEAN OF THIS BASE.^please someone get this dildo off of me.>sir I dont understand<Do you think im not a threat. that you I dont care? Because I REALLY want to see you scream for me.>I promise this wont happen a-<But I dont need to threaten you. Because I know you are not going to fail next time. I know that this is just a one off occurence that =WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN==.>Im not sure if I could say th-<And that you would never want to dissapoint me little buddy. so tell you what. Ill send you on a new mission. to get that squirrel and this time I will provide you with a truthnzke. A 1 in 1 million power bomb that can only be used when signed by president froot. >Dont you need permission to do that si-<JUST FOCUS ON YOUR JOB AND ILL DO MINE LITTLE BUDDY. I DONT WANT TO CLEAN THE BLOOD OFF MY ABDL GOONING ROOM FLOOR >yes sir.-leaves-
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is this gem or coal?
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wholesome gem
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>>8803013it's dragging on with the house search and doll talking with the guard
it had funny elements plus some interesting things at the start, but there aren't any in the latest posts
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>>8803026yeah were moving on with that
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>>8803125>nigga its over.
<what now?
>THERE LAUNCHING A TRUTHNUKE ON OUR HOUSE
<WHATTTT DAAAA HEELLLLL.
>You know nigga this might be the last time we see each other. I just want to let you know that you were the best squirrel I could ever ask for
<Thank you nigga im gonna cry-door knocks-
>who the nuts is that?
^Hello comrades-plot twist moment-
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>>8803196does anyone want this to continue
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>>8803215not really. it started off funny and the part with the chud was good, but the main plot is falling apart and is all over the place. you should try again sometime later, but with a fixed plot that's already thought out.
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>>8803320ok im sorry for making this bad
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>>8803334it's fine, nothing gets done on first try. the important thing is to not give up, but to improve on what was wrong in previous attempts.
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>>8803196continue this gem please
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>>8803334Ignore xher insecure nigger and continue it
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GO TO PAGE 41
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>>8803215He’s continues please
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ITT soyteen having a mental breakdown
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>>8804490-Meanwhile at froots base.-
>Yes yes. my truthnuke is ready to launch in about 30 minutes geggggg. That spy will never be able to tell others what happened down here.
>If only I had another orange to blend and watch it get ripped apart so I can goon to it and drink its orange juice for my fetish.-does the orange justice fornite emote-
<SIR WE HAVE INTRUDERS WE HAVE INTRUDERS its the squirrel and there's pedo.
>KUUUUZZZZ! THAT TRAITOR. you know what to do DOLL. kill them all on sight. we cant allow people to learn the truth that were all gooner pedophiles.
<Yes xir froot.
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>>8804776vantawhite aryan gem
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>>8804776vantared forest nut
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