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Nanonymous No.9918 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>9920 >>9922 >>9940 >>9949
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You are out in public.

You feel a sneeze coming on.

You don't have anything to wipe it on.

It comes. You instinctively catch it with your hand.

Now it is all over your hand. There's always at least one faggot who saw you, and is eyeballing you to see what you do next.

What course of action do nanons take in this situation?

Nanonymous No.9919 [D][U][F]
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I wipe it on my pants, i stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.

Nanonymous No.9920 [D]

>>9918
kill all witnesses

Nanonymous No.9922 [D]

>>9918
push up philtrum; deny the sneeze

Nanonymous No.9931 [D]

I eat it.

Nanonymous No.9940 [D]

>>9918
When I sneeze there's no huge blob of crap that comes out. I do not understand how people can sneeze in such a dirty way in the first place.

Nanonymous No.9942 [D][U][F] >>9943
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You are supposed to do it in your arm.

Nanonymous No.9943 [D]

>>9942
That's still a problem. You just have snot on your arm instead of your hand, and people are staring.

Nanonymous No.9944 [D] >>9945

I always carry a handkerchief, like a sensible person. But if this were to happen, I'd enter a public restroom, and rinse it off with water, like a sensible person. Or, if there were no public restroom nearby, ask one of the staring persons for a handkerchief, as the ought to be carrying one, like a sensible person.

Nanonymous No.9945 [D][U][F]
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>>9944
>use someone else's snotty AIDS-filled handkerchief to wipe your hand
filthy, unclean wigger. the correct method is to sneeze on your sleeve in the first place, so just wipe it on your clothes.

Nanonymous No.9949 [D] >>9950

>>9918
Poor girl. Big tits hurt, and everyone expects you to be nothing but a fucktoy. Then you try to please them and capitalize on your looks, and even more people consider you a fucktoy.

Nanonymous No.9950 [D][U][F] >>9960
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>>9949
Big tits are sagging, ugly sacks of shit.
Flat is justice!

Nanonymous No.9960 [D]

>>9950
Big tits look good, DFCs look good. You don't have to choose one or the other.