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ALPHA FEDORA Alpha Fedora No.7953 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>7954 >>7955 >>7956 >>7957 >>7959 >>7973 >>8028 >>8097
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>be me
>wear a fedora to school every day
>girls compliment my fedora
<Nice hat you got there, anon *giggles*
>one day in class, doing a silent writing task
>decide to hit on a cute blonde girl across from me
>but I can't talk, teacher has requested everyone be silent
>I decide to touch her leg sensually under the table
>I take my shoe off, and lightly brush her exposed calf
<she stiffens in surprise and withdraws her leg
>THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.jpg
>raise my foot higher to touch her thigh
>curl up toes so that they dig into her sweet thigh-meat
>Wow, I'm really slaying that pussy today
>thrust forward with my foot, getting closer to her pussy
<she clamps down with her thighs, letting me feel her delicious flesh
<eyes bugging out in surprise? or is it... lust?
>keep leaning forward until I feel more resistance
>this is it, her sweet pussy awaits...
<she looks like she's about to moan, this is great
<girl moves her desk and shuffles her chair backwards, the pleasure must be too much for her
>I move my desk forward to compensate, I'm going to overload her brain with sexual desire
>I realize someone is glaring at me from across the room
>lol it must be her boyfriend
>stare him down to assert dominance, she's mine now ya fucking cuck
>keep wiggling my toes against her pussy
>Teacher: "Ok class, make sure your name is at the top of the page and hand it in"
>fuck that, cockblocked by the teacher!
>reluctantly withdraw my foot

Y'all are a bunch of virgins. Whatcha gotta say to this ALPHA FEDORACHAD here?

>next day
>people look at me strangely
>"NOT COOL BRO" says her boyfriend
>I smirk and tip my fedora, "You're welcome kid." After all I had shown him how to properly pleasure a lady, should he ever get another girlfriend.
>He withdraws his fist for a punch, but realizes there is a teacher behind me
>I tell him, "That's right, violence is not an answer."
>Teacher: "Excuse me anon, would you come to see the principal for yesterday's violation of proper conduct?"
>lolwut.png
>walk to principal's office, teacher gives me a glare. "That was assault. You're lucky she didn't press charges."
>Charges? What fucking charges? Who was pressing charges?
>Whatever, probably some old woman upset that I was doing fedora tricks coolly while crossing the road faster than her.
>in principal's office, several classmates are present
>Oh good, the cute blonde is there, she'll certainly defend my moral compass for me.
>Principal: "Are you aware of what you did to her?"
>"With all due respect sir, I do believe that you are violating the NAP by forcibly summoning me to your place of business."
>Principal (shouting): "ARE YOU AWARE OF WHAT YOU DID TO HER? ANSWER MY QUESTION."
>"I shall now exercise my right to remain silent, granted under Article 13.2 of the Constitution of the United States of America."
>Principal: "SEXUAL ASSAULT. THAT IS ILLEGAL. ARE YOU AWARE OF THAT?"
>"I have never sexually assaulted anyone."
>Principal: "That is not what I have heard from other members of your class."
>"Sir, I do not believe that those members of my class are telling the truth."
>Principal: "Let's hear it directly in the words of the victim. I hate to make her say this, but you leave me no choice! Anna, please recount the incident, you don't need to if you don't want to."
<Girl (angry, blushing): "He touched me sexually using his foot during english class."
>OH SO THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT.3gpp
>Wtf? I gave her the time of my life!
>Principal: "I'm sorry Anna. Anon, the evidence is against you. You will be facing severe disciplinary action. You will no longer be permitted to attend the school, you will have to seek education elsewhere. We take sexual harassment very seriously and as a community school we cannot allow you to make other students feel unsafe."
>Me (extremely angry): "What kind of bullshit is this! What the fuck man? She didn't say no!"
>Principal: "You should be aware on the laws surrounding this matter. Lack of rejection is not implied consent. Your expulsion from the school is effective now. Pack your bags and go, we don't allow sex offenders to make our female students feel unsafe."

Fucking feminists and their consent bullshit. At least I'm not a pathetic fucking VIRGIN, I bet that cunt principal never had sex in his life and wanted to white knight a fucking SCHOOLGIRL for potential pussy points. Fuck that guy. Lol I'm on top of it all, I dropped out of school and now receive free money. Lol.

Nanonymous No.7954 [D]

>>7953
Whoa, what a legend. I can't believe you were such a chad!

Nanonymous No.7955 [D]

>>7953
Ooh, I'm so jealous. Did you marry her afterwards?

Nanonymous No.7956 [D]

>>7953
I wish I could be like you. I'm too awkward to just TAKE CONTROL of the situation like you did.

Nanonymous No.7957 [D]

>>7953
Give this man a medal! What's your name? I'm gonna nominate you for my local newspaper, we can't have these disgusting betas like the principal roaming aroun any longer!

Nanonymous No.7958 [D]

topkek

>in the words of the victim
>implying victim
errrytime

Nanonymous No.7959 [D][U][F]
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>>7953
>Anon, the evidence is against you
>evidence

Nanonymous No.7965 [D]

Hail 'murica, amiright?
You oversea mongrels still consider sexuality illicit. The whole feminism/sjw movement is literally continuation of reichskirche and centuries of american cultists larping as christians.

Nanonymous No.7973 [D] >>8029

>>7953
Wow, USA is big strange country.
If you would wear fedora in Ukraine, classmates would ask you "Is it some wallpapers for Windows?". I don't got what you wanted to curl in school, but raising is expected in such situation.

Nanonymous No.8028 [D]

>>7953
Yeah this is obviously bs, but it's incredibly well written and made my day. I tip my fedora to you, lad *proceeds to tip fedora*

Nanonymous No.8029 [D]

>>7973
Tell us more about Ukraine.

Nanonymous No.8037 [D] >>8040 >>8061

Remember, in class 8-9th (Ukraine is using 1-11 classes) class went to vote for a new president or someone person else, I don't went because I know, that only adult 18-years and older can vote. They really didn't know, hahaha.
Then, in class 9th, an idiot has come to school to tell us what is being system administrator. He graduated from this school. Told that system admins have big salary. Also said that Linux is for smaller purposes then Windows, because of this he is idiot Maybe. And one schoolboy is idiot, that seat near me and was saing quietly "Da. Da.". One year after, Ukraine was attacked by russian hackers because of Windows servers on banking services and other.
In class 8th some people came to us to school. Classroom teacher told us to go, there is lections about HIV, AIDS. But they was talking about hazard in unshielded sexual act, was asking "Do you know how to wipe your ass properly?" for intersing us, showed instruments of a gynecologist, how they watch embrions in women maw.
In classes 10-11th in my class had subject "Human and Universe". I don't what about this, but this subject was led by history teacher. She invited some strange people that tell us about Universalogy principles and get us to be a cyrcle with hands and "energy" was flow round.
In classes 10-11th I was observing with small distance first Ukrainian cosmonaut Leonid Kadenyuk, who already dead. F.
But it's in Kyiv. I lived in Donetsk before war has come.
In Donetsk people was more russian, maybe because of this, Lugansk and Donetsk now under russian control.
Remember, when I was young in Donetsk, I with my friend break lighter. This noticed one old women and scolded us. I was crying soon after.

Maybe soon on Kyiv will be war too.

Here is many sensitive information but I don't hide me at this post.
Anonymous boards isn't anonymous, heh.

Nanonymous No.8040 [D]

>>8037
>Ukraine was attacked by russian hackers
This made me laugh a lot more than it should.
Anyway thanks for telling us.

PAY TRIBUTE TO THE ALPHA MALE, FREELOADER! Nanonymous No.8043 [D]

I knew nanochan was a site full of alpha males. That principal is a brainwashed idiot.

Nanonymous No.8050 [D]

What anime is this? hahaha

Nanonymous No.8061 [D]

>>8037
Thanks for sharing, it was funny, but please don't risk your anonymity - we will be fine if you skip sensitive details.

Nanonymous No.8097 [D] >>8099

>>7953
wow school is so cucked. it sounds like she wanted the dick

Nanonymous No.8099 [D]

>>8097
It sounds like OP is a very unreliable narrator. I think the girl was raped. If I were there, I would have stood up for her and defended her honor.
As a fellow fedora user, I cannot allow those actions to occur!

Nanonymous No.8402 [D]

shit pasta