>be me
>be in school
>discuss with a male friend about him coming over to my house to play some vidya
>girl hears us talking
<are you two sure you're not going to do a little MORE than play vidya... like, sleep together?
>wtf are you calling me GAY
<yeah sure, you two are always talking, you might be gay
>Well you're more than welcome to come over and ensure that that's not the case
I said that, and everyone immediately assumed it was some kind of pickup line. But it wasn't intended as such, it was just some random crap I said to get her to shut the fuck up and stop calling me a fag.
Was that actually an unintentional pickup line or am I being trolled?
>>7961 >Hurr if you don't use my special brand of newspeak over some other retard's brand of newspeak then you must be a moron
>Watch your language young man!!!!
Fucking boomer kill yourself. What am I supposed to say, "boy friend"? That would certainly be gay. Use language which sounds better, not because your ancient swiss cheese brain gets in a twist.
>>7960 Strange European/American country.
In Ukraine, school male schoolboys in my class, have been going to the toilet together. In another school, some friends sometimes figure of malemale sexual act.
And it's boys aren't gay, they airgun shooting to targets at lessons of protection of the fatherland, thay disassemble-assemble AK-47 at that lessons, play basketball, football, and kiss girl of this class, and another class, even if she is 12 aged, grant flowers to girls for 8th March.
>>7960 Relatable fellow zoomer. I'm sometimes teased for not having a niggerfied drawl to my speech that's so prevalent with zoomers and it pisses me off to no end.
Anywho, story time:
>be me
>be in school
>jazz band
>class recieving a visit from a proffesor at some distant university
>professor is there to give higher insight on our general musicianship as a band
>eventually, he begins talking about articulations
>starts giving us methods to practice them
>one of them is using actual vernacular to represent various rythmns
>i.e. "He, Jack, does jump" to represent common 5/4 patterns due to the commas between the first words repressenting the length of the first two notes in a pattern
>eventually, the professor gets to a pattern of two 8th notes, a half note, and a quarter note, all of which non-slurred
>makes un practice the sound "Bahdahbaaaahdahp"
>says normally, as his jazz buddies have seen this rythmn before, there would be a worded sound we could practice
>but the one he was thinking of wasn't school appropriate
>thinking.emote
> >not school appropriate
> >4 notes
> >4 syllables
>mfw I start singing "niggerfaggot" in my head
>mfw I can't stop even as we start a song
>mfw a fuck up a complex triplet pattern and sputter like a moron thinking about "and a one, and a two, and a three, and a NIGGERFAaAaAaAGGOTtt"
>mfw I start thinking about Barry B. Benson saying "So, ya like niggerfaggots?"
>mfw the retarded kid who never plays his sax is looking at me and making and ok sign on his crotch
>mfw it looks like I'm trying not to laugh at this retard kid's retardedly timed joke
>mfw "I like niggerfaggots"
>be me
>be in school
>discuss with a male friend about him coming over to my house to play some vidya
>girl hears us talking
<are you two sure you're not going to do a little MORE than play vidya... like, sleep together?
>wtf are you calling me GAY
<yeah sure, you two are always talking, you might be gay
>Well you're more than welcome to come over and ensure that that's not the case
I said that, and everyone immediately assumed it was some kind of pickup line. But it wasn't intended as such, it was just some random crap I said to get her to shut the fuck up and stop calling me a fag.
Was that actually an unintentional pickup line or am I being trolled?