I'll admit I'm a bit new here. Anyway when I first saw the overboard there's a lot of threads talking about "hapase" or "hakase" some namefag/tripfag presumably, yet I've never seen him post. Who is this guy? Why is he so important even though he never posts?
>>6576 wtf is the fact that you'll never amount to anything more than mediocre. You'll think you're intelligent because of your basic education, but you've never done anything that wasn't spoon fed to you. No amount of math or literature can help you do something new without asking your superiors about how to do it. You have no resolve, so you'll be stuck (if not already) as someone's pawn forever, doing exactly what they say. You'll do what you everyone manipulates you to feel like, but you'll always believe you're doing the right thing no matter how much of a slave you are. You'll think you're improving, and you are, but you will never catch up to the people you wish to be like because they and millions of others are improving much faster than you. You'll spend your time dreaming of success and making up excuses for yourself. You'll cry yourself to sleep, hoping that someone will come and save you, but no one will ever care about someone so worthless. And there is no escape. You will repeat this forever, never even realizing you're in a loop. Forever chasing your quest to be "cool". Your subconscious brain will forever fool you into whatever fantasy you wish to be in, and you'll forever trick yourself into thinking you're right.
>>6576 hakase is the creator and owner of nanochan. Anon has been memeing that hakase is actually Ashley Hanrahan, a mentally ill NEET half-Nipponese, half-whitu-piggu (i.e. "hapa") girl that pigchan/b/ fell in love with a while ago. hapa hakase = hapase
Should I A
>spend 5 minutes reading a couple of threads to understand the lingo and its context
Or B
>make an entire thread dedicated to something that I could figure out on my own in a couple of minutes and draw attention from other quality threads
Very difficult choice fellow channers!
>>6576 >hapase thread #737824638
sometimes I wonder, is it really hapase making all these threads? is she really no different from the attention whore who posted nudes on /r9k/ back in the day? if so, who really writes and maintains the nanochan software?
>>6599 The only "evidence" is that hakase uses 37564N@memeware.net for his email address, and Ashley had a YT account named 37564nadeshiko. But 37564 is just Japanese wordplay. It can be read as "mi-na-go-ro-shi" (みなごろし), which means "kill them all." It even appeared in an animu. I find it far more likely that hakase and Ashley are just two weebs who happened across the same edgy joke (probably from watching anime) than that they're the same person.
Besides, as I've said before, nanochan is an imageboard, not a baby, a nutritious meal, or a fuckhuge credit card bill. Therefore, it was not created by a woman.
>>6601 Oh, good god. There are only 26 letters in the English alphabet. It's a coincidence. hakase is an imageboard memester. It probably stands for "Niggers." "killthemallniggers"
Why the fuck would someone go to the trouble to create a hidden-service-only website and then dox herself by using information that could be trivially linked to her real identity with a visit to Know Your Meme?
>>6602 My theory is that she just got her brother or another male relative/friend/beta orbiter to write/maintain the software and set up the hidden service, and then administer and moderate it herself for the attention and feeling of power and responsibility. Women are like that, you know?
>DURR ITS JUST A COINCIDENCE
No.
>>6605 So your response to the assertion that there's no real evidence that hakase is the hapa girl, is to speculate--also with no evidence--that someone else created nanochan for her and lets her administer it because she likes the attention and power and responsibility. Because women love responsibility, as we all know. Why stop there? It's funded by a collaboration between the Vatican and the Yakuza and, uh, run on a server that's powered by Iranian U-239 that Ashley's hiding for the mullahs until they can restart their nuclear weapons program. Why not?
>>6607 >no real evidence
There will never be any real evidence, unless hakase uses both her nanochan account and her jewtube account to confirm that both identities are in fact her. This isn't probably going to happen.
The best evidence that exists is the correlation between usernames, and also the fact that Ashley has administered forums and browsed imageboards extensively in the past, as well as having viewpoints which are significantly more traditionalist and closer to national socialism than most people on e.g. 4cuck for example - all this makes it much less unlikely that hapase and Ashley are the same person.
>>6608 Using edgy weebshit from anime as a username (37564), administering a tiny, failed forum, browsing imageboards extensively, and memeing natsoc describes the résumé of a non-negligible portion of all imageboard users, and probably an even more significant portion of the people on nanochan. So are we all hakase?
Maybe that was the message all along. We're all hakase.
I get it now. Thank you for being a stepping stone on the path to enlightenment, hakase.
>>6605 Ridiculous. Most of hakase's posts are about creating and maintaining the imageboard than they are about anything else. Unless, of course, you're implying that hakase's just a name by this shadow guy used and this ashley girl's posting all the t. hakase memes as anon, which is even crazier than what you just said.
This site is still up after >>6401 dox thread and seems like no posts had been deleted. Maybe she wants us to believe it's not here because nothing got deleted?
>>7671 I don't really care who the admin actually is so long as they show signs of having scruples when it comes to users and they're not an outright douche.
I'll admit I'm a bit new here. Anyway when I first saw the overboard there's a lot of threads talking about "hapase" or "hakase" some namefag/tripfag presumably, yet I've never seen him post. Who is this guy? Why is he so important even though he never posts?