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Not a quality thread Nanonymous No.10398 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>10399 >>10443
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>I am walking my dog on the side of the road because usually my neighbourhood is dead empty.A woman is walking towards me and I know that it's impossible to avoid her without looking like a sperg.My dog is intensely staring at her so I would have to drag it away and look like animal abuser or pick it up and run.I decide to look down and pet my dog until she passes by.She is the friendly type that says hi so i am forced to say hi back.She attempts to pet my dog but it chimps out at growls at her.Now i have to apologize and exchange even more words because she couldn't leave us alone.Next time I will pick up my dog and run away like I usually do.

Thank you for reading my blogpost nanons.

Nanonymous No.10399 [D] >>10400

>>10398
You should increase your courage anon you could have potentially gotten yourself a women out of that little debacle. Using what you have to get what you need is necessary. Turn to christianity anon it could save your life.

Nanonymous No.10400 [D] >>10407

>>10399
>You should increase your courage anon you could have potentially gotten yourself a women out of that little debacle.

I want to be left alone IRL.Socializing online is far superior.

Nanonymous No.10401 [D] >>10402 >>10415

Read the bible

Nanonymous No.10402 [D] >>10403

>>10401
I have many times as a child and i still remember most of the bible stories.Do you know that god asks a man to sacrifice his own son to test him?It made sense to the Jew because Jews are sick and practice human sacrifice.

Nanonymous No.10403 [D]

>>10402
Read it literally. Especially revelation it will cheer you up to know what happens to this clown world. Which I have faith is true.

Nanonymous No.10407 [D]

>>10400
based

Nanonymous No.10415 [D][U][F] >>10418
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>>10401
Read only bible like good christian and worship your local cleric.

Nanonymous No.10418 [D] >>10420

>>10415
>Using wojak
Look at least I actually gave good advice all you're doing is making a fool of yourself. Repent and read the bible.

Nanonymous No.10420 [D][U][F] >>10421 >>10424
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>>10418
I read it several times, both new and old testament. And? Pic related is the only thing I realized.

Nanonymous No.10421 [D] >>10656

>>10420
As for why, it's funny. It's simply funny. I have yet not read funniest book tbqh.

As for advice, read Les Caves du Vatican.

Nanonymous No.10424 [D] >>10427

>>10420
Homosexuals are condemned to death in the bible.

Nanonymous No.10427 [D]

>>10424
Who cares? Also, this is before gay co-opted the word.

Nanonymous No.10443 [D]

>>10398
Protip: you don't have to apologize to people if your dog growls or barks at them. Don't be a cuck, just bring your dog to heel.

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>>10421
Even better advice: think.

Nanonymous No.11056 [D][U][F] >>11078
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That's nothing. One time I was walking a dog for my dad's friend and as I walked by a woman wearing yoga pants the dog took my by surprise and jerked away from me and buried his nose in her camel toe. She just yelped and walked away quite fast while I pulled the dog back and stuttered out an apology.

Nanonymous No.11078 [D] >>11083

>>11056
White girls fuck dogs. And niggers.
If I were the dog I'd be disgusted, but poor dog probably doesn't know.

Nanonymous No.11083 [D]

>>11078
White boys fuck dogs. And are being fucked by niggers.
If I were the dog I'd be disgusted, but poor dog probably doesn't know.
If I were the nigger I'd be disgusted, but poor nigger probably doesn't know.