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wtf is hapase Nanonymous No.6576 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>6579 >>6581 >>6583 >>6585 >>6589 >>7195
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I'll admit I'm a bit new here. Anyway when I first saw the overboard there's a lot of threads talking about "hapase" or "hakase" some namefag/tripfag presumably, yet I've never seen him post. Who is this guy? Why is he so important even though he never posts?

Nanonymous No.6578 [D]

>t. hapase

!Hakase.4ZF No.6579 [D]

>>6576
I'm the most ebin tripfag in the world xddd

Nanonymous No.6580 [D]

sigh

Nanonymous No.6581 [D] >>6582

>>6576
wtf is the fact that you'll never amount to anything more than mediocre. You'll think you're intelligent because of your basic education, but you've never done anything that wasn't spoon fed to you. No amount of math or literature can help you do something new without asking your superiors about how to do it. You have no resolve, so you'll be stuck (if not already) as someone's pawn forever, doing exactly what they say. You'll do what you everyone manipulates you to feel like, but you'll always believe you're doing the right thing no matter how much of a slave you are. You'll think you're improving, and you are, but you will never catch up to the people you wish to be like because they and millions of others are improving much faster than you. You'll spend your time dreaming of success and making up excuses for yourself. You'll cry yourself to sleep, hoping that someone will come and save you, but no one will ever care about someone so worthless. And there is no escape. You will repeat this forever, never even realizing you're in a loop. Forever chasing your quest to be "cool". Your subconscious brain will forever fool you into whatever fantasy you wish to be in, and you'll forever trick yourself into thinking you're right.

Nanonymous No.6582 [D][U][F]
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>>6581
You're wrong. I can't dream or fantasize because of aphantasia.

Nanonymous No.6583 [D]

>>6576
>he
>him
don't pretend that this makes your ploy less obvious, hapase

Nanonymous No.6584 [D]

Hackase is the admin

Nanonymous No.6585 [D][U][F] >>6586
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>>6576
hakase is the creator and owner of nanochan. Anon has been memeing that hakase is actually Ashley Hanrahan, a mentally ill NEET half-Nipponese, half-whitu-piggu (i.e. "hapa") girl that pigchan/b/ fell in love with a while ago. hapa hakase = hapase

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>>6585
>Anon has been memeing
meme janai
the evidence is strong

Nanonymous No.6588 [D]

Should I A
>spend 5 minutes reading a couple of threads to understand the lingo and its context
Or B
>make an entire thread dedicated to something that I could figure out on my own in a couple of minutes and draw attention from other quality threads
Very difficult choice fellow channers!

Nanonymous No.6589 [D]

>>6576
>hapase thread #737824638
sometimes I wonder, is it really hapase making all these threads? is she really no different from the attention whore who posted nudes on /r9k/ back in the day? if so, who really writes and maintains the nanochan software?

Nanonymous No.6591 [D] >>6592

THESE ARE THE QUALITY THREADS WE NEED, THANKS ANON

Nanonymous No.6592 [D]

>>6591
THIS NEEDS TO BE CELEBRATED, HAVE A BUMP, I SURE HOPE THIS DOESN'T GET AUTO-SAGED
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Nanonymous No.6593 [D] >>6596

I'm starting to really like nanochan. I hope it's not ruined by a bunch of thirsty idiots.

t. incel approaching 40

Nanonymous No.6596 [D] >>6598 >>6599

>>6593
Hopefully nobody is really stupid enough to think that this place is run by that crazy hapa girl.

Nanonymous No.6598 [D]

>>6596
What hakase is or isn't is unimportant to me. nanochan's pretty comfy imo.

Nanonymous No.6599 [D] >>6600

>>6596
Why not? The evidence is all there. You'd be moronic to think it's all just a coincidence.

Nanonymous No.6600 [D][U][F] >>6601
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>>6599
The only "evidence" is that hakase uses 37564N@memeware.net for his email address, and Ashley had a YT account named 37564nadeshiko. But 37564 is just Japanese wordplay. It can be read as "mi-na-go-ro-shi" (みなごろし), which means "kill them all." It even appeared in an animu. I find it far more likely that hakase and Ashley are just two weebs who happened across the same edgy joke (probably from watching anime) than that they're the same person.

Besides, as I've said before, nanochan is an imageboard, not a baby, a nutritious meal, or a fuckhuge credit card bill. Therefore, it was not created by a woman.

Nanonymous No.6601 [D] >>6602

>>6600
What about the 'N' part then?

Nanonymous No.6602 [D][U][F] >>6605
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>>6601
Oh, good god. There are only 26 letters in the English alphabet. It's a coincidence. hakase is an imageboard memester. It probably stands for "Niggers." "killthemallniggers"

Why the fuck would someone go to the trouble to create a hidden-service-only website and then dox herself by using information that could be trivially linked to her real identity with a visit to Know Your Meme?

Nanonymous No.6605 [D][U][F] >>6607 >>6688
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>>6602
My theory is that she just got her brother or another male relative/friend/beta orbiter to write/maintain the software and set up the hidden service, and then administer and moderate it herself for the attention and feeling of power and responsibility. Women are like that, you know?
>DURR ITS JUST A COINCIDENCE
No.

Nanonymous No.6607 [D][U][F] >>6608
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>>6605
So your response to the assertion that there's no real evidence that hakase is the hapa girl, is to speculate--also with no evidence--that someone else created nanochan for her and lets her administer it because she likes the attention and power and responsibility. Because women love responsibility, as we all know. Why stop there? It's funded by a collaboration between the Vatican and the Yakuza and, uh, run on a server that's powered by Iranian U-239 that Ashley's hiding for the mullahs until they can restart their nuclear weapons program. Why not?

Nanonymous No.6608 [D][U][F] >>6609
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>>6607
>no real evidence
There will never be any real evidence, unless hakase uses both her nanochan account and her jewtube account to confirm that both identities are in fact her. This isn't probably going to happen.
The best evidence that exists is the correlation between usernames, and also the fact that Ashley has administered forums and browsed imageboards extensively in the past, as well as having viewpoints which are significantly more traditionalist and closer to national socialism than most people on e.g. 4cuck for example - all this makes it much less unlikely that hapase and Ashley are the same person.

Nanonymous No.6609 [D][U][F] >>6690 >>6691
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>>6608
Using edgy weebshit from anime as a username (37564), administering a tiny, failed forum, browsing imageboards extensively, and memeing natsoc describes the résumé of a non-negligible portion of all imageboard users, and probably an even more significant portion of the people on nanochan. So are we all hakase?

Maybe that was the message all along. We're all hakase.

I get it now. Thank you for being a stepping stone on the path to enlightenment, hakase.

Sincerely,

hakase

Nanonymous No.6688 [D] >>6692

>>6605
Ridiculous. Most of hakase's posts are about creating and maintaining the imageboard than they are about anything else. Unless, of course, you're implying that hakase's just a name by this shadow guy used and this ashley girl's posting all the t. hakase memes as anon, which is even crazier than what you just said.

Nanonymous No.6690 [D]

>>6609
>t. hakase

Nanochan is really well made. Throwing that out there.

Nanonymous No.6691 [D]

>>6609

t. hakase doing damage control

Nanonymous No.6692 [D]

>>6688
yeah, all her posts which have the capcode. but it is obvious common sense that most of her posts are made anonymously.

Nanonymous No.6696 [D] >>7563

im hakase

Nanonymous No.7195 [D]

>>6576

hakase

Rōmaji transcription of はかせ

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hakase


はかせ (rōmaji hakase)

博士: doctor, someone with a Ph.D.
博士: a learned person

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E3%81%AF%E3%81%8B%E3%81%9B

Nanonymous No.7563 [D]

>>6696
sup

Nanonymous No.7671 [D] >>7672

This site is still up after >>6401 dox thread and seems like no posts had been deleted. Maybe she wants us to believe it's not here because nothing got deleted?

Nanonymous No.7672 [D]

>>7671
I don't really care who the admin actually is so long as they show signs of having scruples when it comes to users and they're not an outright douche.