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PHP niggers Nanonymous No.175 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C]
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Reminder that PHP is one of the shittiest programming languages in common use.
Reminder that PHP was developed in (((Israel))) and contains error messages in Hebrew to this day. (pic related)
Reminder that the default PHP/Apache configuration is hideously insecure (I've personally broken into several servers with such configuration without really having to try hard).
Reminder that PHP's function names are an inconsistent mess (especially in the string library, str_... vs str...)
Props to hakase for developing his software in Lua and not (((PHP))).

Nanonymous No.176 [D]

>T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
the audacity of these kikes making their involvement so obvious...

Nanonymous No.890 [D][U][F]
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>Reminder that PHP's function names are an inconsistent mess (especially in the string library, str_... vs str...)
and all the string functions (as in ANYthing that uses a string, such as fopen) do random shit. like one will treat a null terminator as end of string while the other will treat it as a character in the string

Nanonymous No.1066 [D]

Can confirm. Worked in a website company for 2 years, was a pain, hated the language.

Nanonymous No.1138 [D][U][F] >>1145 >>1208
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correct [1]
1. pic related

Nanonymous No.1145 [D][U][F] >>1146
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>>1138
>ActionScript is now 18 years old
Geez, I'm old.
What would they look like, now, /g/?
>The only underaged is now C# and Scala

Nanonymous No.1146 [D] >>1147

>>1145
I'm not /g/, I'm /tech/

Nanonymous No.1147 [D]

>>1146
>muh 8cucks board names!!

Nanonymous No.1149 [D][U][F]
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we should rename this board to /tech/ just so the gaymer fags from 4cuck/g/ don't come here

Nanonymous No.1208 [D] >>1209

>>1138
>shell
>60cm
That's a big monitor.

Nanonymous No.1209 [D] >>1212

>>1208
Clearly that number refers to the height of the girl, faggot.
>inb4 just jokin!!!
Not a funny or understandable joke.

Nanonymous No.1212 [D]

>>1209
Are you retarded? Look at her size COMPARED to the monitor.