Kyon:
My ride ain't swift, 'cause my gears won't shift.
Huh, what a pain.
I'm home.
Man, was it cold out there...

Kyon's sister:
Yah! Welcome back and attack!

Kyon:
A simple greeting that suddenly transforms into a malicious attack...
You've got great skill, sis...

Kyon's sister:
Loser, you went off by yourself and had fun without me, didn't you?
Poor Shamisen was forced to play with me all day.
He says you suck! So that was payback for him.

Kyon:
Poor Shamisen?!

So tired...
I probably should have just taken her with me...

Mikuru:
Teeter-totter, teeter-totter...

Haruhi-chan:
Hm? I think Kyon's trying to fall asleep. We'll have him count sheep so he can get to sleep faster.
Go on, jump! Get up and jump to that hoop, so we can count you!

Mikuru:
Baaah! Baaah!

Kyon:
I can't sleep for she's being tortured!

...Uh. Where am I?
Let's see, I was lying in bed, started counting sheep, played the straight man, then after that... uh-huh, I get it.
I'm dreaming!
I'm really sorry, Miss Sheep. I fell asleep on you.

Koizumi:
You're such a bad person.
Hello, I'll be playing Mount Fuji today.

Kyon:
Wow, weirdo in the house!

Koizumi:
What? Is that any way to greet your friend?

Kyon:
It's just as if I admit you're Koizumi, I'm pretty sure a lot of people are gonna get mad at me.

Koizumi:
Who cares? It's just a dream, isn't it?

Kyon:
Thanks for the reminder, Captain Obvious!

Koizumi:
Do you like the outfit? It's good luck to have a new year's dream with either "Fuji, a hawk, an eggplant."

Kyon:
Who asked you?!

Koizumi:
Why are you getting so upset?
Now then, I'm Fuji the best omen you can get, I'm going to bring you bunches of joy and happiness.

Kyon:
It freaks me out to see you that get up smiling at me.

Koizumi:
Naturally.

Kyon:
And I seriously doubt that you can bring me bunches of joy and happiness.

Koizumi:
What?! That's impossible!
I can't believe you figured it out that I'm a plain old mountain.
How did you know I couldn't bring you bunches of joy and happiness?

Kyon:
You're not Mt. Fuji?!
Grow big!

Koizumi:
He's turned into a Shin-jin!

Kyon:
Uh... Don't say anything to anyone about this!

I got a little carried away.

Koizumi:
I'm glad to change back to your normal self.
I was gonna try yelling at you to snap you out of it, but I guess I would've been really weird.

Kyon:
Believe me, you couldn't been any weirder in an outfit.

Koizumi:
Oh, you think?

Kyon:
Maybe I should go and find the other two omens now.

Koizumi:
The hawk's been up there the whole time.

Kyon:
That thing's a hawk?!

Tsuruya-san:
Hi, I'm a hawk.

Kyon:
No way, you're a crane!

Tsuruya-san:
Kyon, you shouldn't judge person by having look.
Inside this crane beats the heart of a hawk!

Kyon:
You're still a crane, though.

Tsuruya-san:
Well, yeah.

Kyon:
So, where's the eggplant?
With the way things are going, I'll bet it's around here or somewhere.

Koizumi:
Let me try calling her.

Kyon:
You have a cell phone?!
Huh? What that's doing there.

Koizumi:
Hello, there, Miss Nagato?

Kyon:
Uh-huh, so Nagato's the eggplant.
It was lying on the ground over here.

Koizumi:
You should've told us that you fond Miss Nagato. Good for you.

Kyon:
I was talking about the phone.

Koizumi:
So was I. Look at the strap.

Kyon:
Why? What's on the...?

Yuki:
I am the eggplant.

Kyon:
It's her?!


Kyon:
Okay, so... now that I've found everyone.
Well?

Koizumi & Tsuruya-san:
What?

Kyon:
I'm done! I wanna wake up!

Koizumi:
We can't really help you with that.

Kyon:
What's that's supposed to mean?!

Koizumi:
It means we can't really help you with that, but you did manage to find the only person among us that's ever been able to help you in a past, didn't you?

Kyon:
Nagato! Yeah, that's right!
You know when you wink at me, that also sort of freaks me out.

Koizumi:
I know.

Kyon:
Okay, Nagato!
Tell me how to wake up from this crazy dream!

Yuki:
Go to sleep here and wake up in the real world.

Kyon:
That's it?

Yuki:
That's it.

Mikuru:
Teeter-totter, teeter-totter...

Haruhi-chan:
Hm? I think Kyon's starting fall asleep. We'll have him count sheep so he can get to sleep faster.
Go on, jump! Get up and jump to that hoop, so we can count you!

Kyon:
Stop torturing her like that!

Uh...