Azumanga Daioh>Episode 08

08-1. Osaka's New Year's Dream

Osaka:
Chiyo-chan...
Hey there, Chiyo-chan, why are you flyin'?

Chiyo:
Ahahahaha...

Osaka:
Oh...

Chiyo-chan!
Whatcha flyin' for?

Chiyo:
I'm ten years old.

Would you like to fly, Miss Osaka?

Osaka:
Say what? I can fly?

Chiyo:
I'll lend them to you... for free.
Well, here you are.

Osaka:
So, I can fly for free with these things?

Pigtails:
Yes, as far as you like.

Osaka:
What?

Chiyo:
Come on! I'm sure that'll look really good on you.

Osaka:
Uh, well, I... that is to say...

Chiyo:
What? You mean you don't want them?
But they're so popular...

Pigtails:
Yeah, what's her deal?

Osaka:
What?

That's it.
Chiyo-chan, she is being controlled by those things!

Pigtails:
Right.
Left.
Turn.
Attention!

Osaka:
Oh...
Hang on Chiyo-chan, I'm coming to save you!

Ah!
Pipin' hot.
Sizzlin'.
Crispy.

I'm sorry, Chiyo-chan!
Her pigtails, I didn't take 'em off right.

It's no good!
I gotta take off and fly somewhere!


08-2. In Tomo-chan's Case

Tomo:
La la la la.... lu lu lu.... la la la...
Lupin!

Woman:
Ahhhh, somebody help, they rob the bank!

Tomo:
Oh, yeah, ha!

Woman:
And in other news, the heroic Miss Tomo Takino knocked off the bank robbers!

Tomo:
Oh, no, it was nothing, really.

Girl:
Oh, no, my poor little mew-mew is gonna get run over!

Tomo:
Here I come!

Woman:
A heartwarming tale in my very own town!
The super high school girl, Miss Tomo Takino, saves a kitten!

Tomo:
Oh, no, it was nothing, really.

Woman:
Ten years running!
Miss Tomo Takino wins first place yet again in this year's beauty contest!

Tomo:
Oh, no, it was nothing, really.

Tomo:
Oh, no, it was nothing, nothing really.
Oh!
Oh, no.
Thank you, but it was nothing really.

Yukari:
Time to pass back yesterday's exams.
And the top score goes to Miss Tomo Takino.

Yukari:
There is nothing more that I can teach you, grasshopper.

Tomo:
Thank you, Master Yukari.

Chiyo:
Ahhh.

Tomo:
Hey, what's wrong, Chiyo-chan?

Chiyo:
I got a big fat zero.

Tomo:
Yeah, well, I got a hundred, but we can still say I lost, you know.

Chiyo:
Thank you Tomo, you're so nice to me.

Tomo:
Oh, I'm not that great.
Here, take a look for yourself.

Chiyo:
Ah! A hundred within a hundred!
You're just too incredible!

Tomo:
Oh, I'm not that great.

Chiyo:
No, Tomo, you're wrong, I'm no match for you.
You're incredible.

Tomo:
Don't be silly, I'm really not.

Yukari:
Miss Mizuhara.
Is Miss Mizuhara absent today?
Come on, Mizuhara!

Tomo, Chiyo:
Hm?

Yukari:
You got a zero. Miss Mizuhara!

Tomo:
Man, you're really hopeless, aren't you?
The teacher's calling for you, get up!

Yomi:
I'm sorry, Tomo...

Tomo:
Don't worry about it.
It's what's friends for.

Yomi:
I want my mom.

Tomo:
Why in the heck?
Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck?
Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck?
Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck?
Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck?
Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck?
Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck?
Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck? Why in the heck?
Why in the heck? Why in the heck?

Yomi:
Grandma...

Tomo:
Why in the heck?

08-3. In Sakaki's Case

Chiyo:
Miss Sakaki, good morning, Miss Sakaki!

Sakaki:
Huh?

Chiyo:
Over here, over here!
Miss Sakaki, good morning to you!

Sakaki:
Uh, good morning.

Chiyo:
I have a cute little cat that I I'd like to give you, Miss Sakaki.

Sakaki:
But my mother has terrible allergies, so I really couldn't.

Chiyo:
Oh, please!
This cat was abandoned by his owner, so he is in a terrible situation right now.

Sakaki:
Huh?

Chiyo's Dad:
Hello there.

Sakaki:
Oh.


Chiyo's Dad:
Tell me; do you like cats?

Sakaki:
Yes.

Chiyo's Dad:
Did you say that knowing that I am a cat?

Sakaki:
Ah, Yes.


Chiyo's Dad:
Well then, this is goodbye.

Sakaki:
What?! But why?!

Chiyo's Dad:
The truth is, in spite of my appearance, I am not a cat.
I am Chiyo's father.
Thank you for always being so good to my daughter.

Sakaki:
Oh, no.
It was my pleasure.

Chiyo's Dad:
You must go in search of a real cat.
But it will be impossible for you, the way you are now.

Sakaki:
But wait, what should I do?


Chiyo's Dad:
You cannot ask me.
Goodbye.

Sakaki:
Please wait!

08-4. Welcome

Chiyo's Dad:
Oh.

Sakaki:
Oh, I see. Chiyo-chan's place.

Chiyo:
Hi and welcome!
You come inside, won't you?
Please follow me.
I'm home!

Sakaki:
Ah!
Um...hey, Chiyo-chan, there's a...

Chiyo:
Oh, I forgot you haven't met our maid.

Sakaki:
Your maid is a penguin?

Chiyo:
Uh-huh, she does the cleaning and stuff for us.

But sometimes she has a brain freeze while she's working.
Come on, let's get going.

Sakaki:
O...Okay.


Sakaki:
Ah!

Chiyo's Dad:
Hello.

Sakaki:
Okay, now what?

Chiyo's Dad:
A friend of yours?

Chiyo:
Yes! Her name's Miss Sakaki!

Chiyo's Dad:
Welcome then, I am Chiyo's father.
Thank you for always being so good to her.

Sakaki:
Oh, not at all.

Chiyo's Dad:
I know, how about joining us for dinner?

Sakaki:
No, I couldn't.

Chiyo:
Oh, you don't have to be so polite.

Chiyo's Dad:
There will be some red things included, but please don't stand on ceremony.

Sakaki:
Red things?

Chiyo:
Oh!

Chiyo's Dad:
Tell me; what is popular at school these days?

Chiyo:
Let me think. Jane Romeo, I guess.

Chiyo's Dad:
How is Jane?
Is she still single?

Chiyo:
Yeah, her boyfriend dumped the other day.

Chiyo's Dad:
Chiyo, eat your tomatoes.

Chiyo:
Yes, I just love tomatoes!

Chiyo's Dad:
You love or hate isn't the issue.
Eat your tomatoes, Chiyo.

Chiyo:
Mm-hm.

Chiyo's Dad:
How is it? Is it good? Is the tomato good?

Chiyo:
Mmm, it's delicious.

Chiyo's Dad:
They are so red and yet, Chiyo says that they are delicious.

Sakaki:
Oh.

Sakaki:
Excuse me, that thing we were talking about.
Where can I go to find a real cat?

Chiyo's Dad:
A real cat?

Sakaki:
Huh?

Chiyo's Dad:
Are you saying that that I am a fake cat?

Sakaki:
I'm sorry, please forgive me.

Chiyo's Dad:
No, it is not that I am angry. I am not a fake, no.
But do you mean to say that there are cats that are real and ones that are not?!

Sakaki:
Are you sure you are not angry?

Chiyo:
Father, guess what.
It's a visitor!

Chiyo's Dad:
Invite her in, if you would, please.

Chiyo:
Okay.

Osaka:
Hello again.

Chiyo's Dad:
Yes, Hello.

Osaka:
Hello, Miss Sakaki.
I came here to wake you up.
Hawk!
Eggplant!
Arise, Miss Sakaki.

Sakaki:
New Year's dream...

Osaka:
Oh.

08-5. In Kaorin's Case

Kaorin:
What?

Chiyo:
Hey, Sister, come keep us company for a bit!

Kaorin:
Wh... what is everyone doing, Chiyo-chan?

Tomo:
Look, lady, don't you be talking back to our boss!

Yomi:
If you don't do as we tell you...

Osaka:
You're gonna get stunk.

Chiyo:
Ooh, this is really gonna stink.

Tomo:
Ooh, the smell, the smell!

Everyone:
The smell!

Chiyo:
Huh?

Tomo:
What the...

Yomi:
Who's that?!

Osaka:
A horse!

Chiyo:
Oh, yeah!

Tomo:
Who are you?!

Osaka:
Don't let her through!

Kaorin:
Miss Sakaki!

Sakaki:
Ha!

Sakaki:
Are you all right?

Kaorin:
Uh, yes.

Sakaki:
Oh, no, your knee is bleeding.

Osaka:
A paper fan!

Kaorin:
What?

Sakaki:
Let's hurry to the nurse's office.

Kaorin:
But it's more than enough that you've already rescued me...

Sakaki:
I do anything for you, Kaorin.


Kaorin:
Um... Listen, Miss Sakaki, instead of using the name all my friend use, do you think maybe you can just call me "Kaori"?

Sakaki:
Sure, I understand.

Kaorin:
Uh...

Kaorin,s Mom:
Kaori.
Kaori.
Kaori!

Come on, wake up, Kaori!
Aren't you going to the shrine with your friends for new years?
How long would you play on staying in bed?
And what's with that drooling?
I have to wonder what kind of New Year's dream you had.

Kaorin:
Huh?
Dream?

Kaorin,s Mom:
Come on!
If you don't hurry it up, you're gonna end up being late.

Kaorin:
Continuation!

Kaorin,s Mom:
Just what are you doing?
Come on, now get up!

Kaorin:
No! Continuation!

Kaorin,s Mom:
Don't be silly!
What about your promise to your friends, huh?!

Kaorin:
No! No! Continuation!


Kaorin:
Uh... And I was so close too...

Sakaki:
Happy New Year.

Kaorin:
Hm? Oh, right. Um, a very happy new year to you too!

Uh, uh, uh, horse!

Sakaki:
What?
It's the year of the rabbit.

Kaorin:
Oh, no, a white steed!

Sakaki:
Hm?

Tomo:
Happy New Year!

Chiyo:
Happy New Year to everybody.

Osaka:
Hi, Happy New Year.

Tomo:
Hey, hey, hey, what are you two talking about over year?

Kaorin:
What? Ah...
New Year's dreams...

Chiyo:
Oh, it's too bad, but I didn't get to have a New Year's dream this year.
I wished I had though.

Tomo:
Hey, in speaking of dreams, you showed up in mine, Chiyo-chan.

Osaka:
I had the same thing happen.

Sakaki:
Me too.

Kaorin:
You were also in my dream.

Chiyo:
Really?! That's amazing!
What was I like in your dreams, huh?
Come on, tell me!

Tomo:
Hm...

Osaka:
Um...

Sakaki:
Hm...

Kaorin:
Uh...

Chiyo:
Huh? What's the matter?

Yomi:
Oh, they are over there.
Hm?

Chiyo:
Please you have to tell me!
What was I like?
Please! Please, please! Please! Please!
Won't you please tell me!

Kaorin:
Oh!

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Tomo:
Next time on Azumanga Daioh, it's a Miss Sakaki Special!

Sakaki:
Oh, not really...

Kaorin:
What?! Really?! I'll make sure to watch it!
I'll have to record it for my collection!

Sakaki:
No, see...

Chiyo:
Then, a lot of cute things will be showing up too, won't they?
Like kittens and stuffed animals?

Sakaki:
Yeah, that's right. And father too.

Everyone:
Father?!

Sakaki:
Please watch again next week.