Haruhi-chan: I'm bored! Why haven't any clients walked through the door?! I'm bored bored bored! Bored, bored, bored! Ahh...!
Kyon: Same old Haruhi, what a spaz.
Haruhi-chan: Geez, I'm just gonna stay like this fidget!
Kyon: Would you calm down?
Haruhi-chan: Fidget, fidget, fidget...
Kyon: Someone's here. It's your fault we lost that one.
Haruhi-chan: Dammit! That hurt...
Kyon: I bet. Can I go home?
Kyon: Hey. Hm? Just you, huh?
Voice:
Oh, no! It hurt so good!
Kyon: Are you... playing what I think you're playing? BOOOOOH!! So, you like that stuff?
Yuki: You know it.
Kyon: Oh, okay, then. They say hobbies are good for you, and I'm really happy you found one but you might wanna headphones so you don't bother anyone. That's what all good kids do anyway.
Yuki: Play with me.
Kyon: No, I'm good!
Kyon: I can't move my body!
Asakura: Ha, ha! What would Haruhi Suzumiya do after I kill you?
Kyon: What are you doing, Asakura?
Asakura: Now, you die.
Yuki: I fo- fo-...
Kyon: Nagato, you're all right?
Yuki: I'm fine.
Kyon: Really? You don't look so hurt.
Asakura: You won this time, but if you think this means you're safe, think again. I'm the weakest of the Four Radical Lords. And you'll be meeting the others soon enough.
Kyon: What a generic setup.
Asakura: Then there are three others who rule of the First Four...
Knock, knock. Anyone in a home?
Haruhi-chan:
Come in.
Kyon:
Hey.
Haruhi-chan:
I'm bored!
Why haven't any clients walked through the door?!
I'm bored bored bored!
Bored, bored, bored!
Ahh...!
Kyon:
Same old Haruhi, what a spaz.
Haruhi-chan:
Geez, I'm just gonna stay like this fidget!
Kyon:
Would you calm down?
Haruhi-chan:
Fidget, fidget, fidget...
Kyon:
Someone's here.
It's your fault we lost that one.
Haruhi-chan:
Dammit!
That hurt...
Kyon:
I bet. Can I go home?
Kyon:
Hey. Hm? Just you, huh?
Voice:
Oh, no! It hurt so good!
Kyon:
Are you... playing what I think you're playing?
BOOOOOH!!
So, you like that stuff?
Yuki:
You know it.
Kyon:
Oh, okay, then.
They say hobbies are good for you, and I'm really happy you found one but you might wanna headphones so you don't bother anyone. That's what all good kids do anyway.
Yuki:
Play with me.
Kyon:
No, I'm good!
Kyon:
I can't move my body!
Asakura:
Ha, ha! What would Haruhi Suzumiya do after I kill you?
Kyon:
What are you doing, Asakura?
Asakura:
Now, you die.
Yuki:
I fo- fo-...
Kyon:
Nagato, you're all right?
Yuki:
I'm fine.
Kyon:
Really? You don't look so hurt.
Asakura:
You won this time, but if you think this means you're safe, think again.
I'm the weakest of the Four Radical Lords. And you'll be meeting the others soon enough.
Kyon:
What a generic setup.
Asakura:
Then there are three others who rule of the First Four...
Kyon:
The butler did it!