Izumi & Sig: PAPPARA~♪

[Izumi vomits blood]

[Ambulance siren]

ハガレン4コマ劇場



これで安心!!:



Winry: Alright you two! Boil some water!

Edward and Alphonse: Right!

Winry: Paninya, towels!

Paninya: Right!

Winry: Mr. Ridel, disinfectant!

Ridel: Right!

Winry: Alright! That leaves one thing to do… I’m going out to find a doctor! You guys handle it from here!

[Shocked]


タダより高いものはない:



Edward: Al, look! Fox cubs!

Alphonse: Hmm? Oh, yeah. How cute! Here!

[Alphonse tosses food for foxes and foxes fall into the trap]

Edward: We’ve tricked you! You stupid little beasts!

Alphonse: Hey Brother! We could make fox cub stew for dinner!

Izumi: They're growing up to be strong and capable, aren’t they?

Sig: They're growing up to be assholes...


本能:



Alphonse: They mixed you with a dog to turn you into a chimera?

Dolchetto: Don’t knock it. This body comes in pretty handy.

Alphonse: Fetch!

Dolchetto: [Barks]

Alphonse: Aww, that’s a good boy! You deserve a treat for that!

Dolchetto: What the hell do you think you’re doing!

Alphonse: Catch!

Dolchetto: [Barks]


現地集合:



[On the train]

Passenger A: Aah! Quit rubbing up against me! Pervert!

Bradley: No, I’m sorry. That must've been my scabbard...

Passenger B: Well, keep your scabbard away from my ass!

Passenger C: What the…Why the hell did you poke me!?

Bradley: No, it was an accident, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to…

Announcement: Shinjuku Station. This is Shinjuku.

[Bradley gets stuck trying to get off]

Passengers: What's the hold up, you jerk!? You're blocking the exit!

Bradley: I’m sorry! I’m trying! I seem to be a little stuck…

Passengers: The train is about to leave! What the hell's wrong with you!? C'mon!


Bradley: Screw the environment… the Führer should have a car...

Soldier: Were people mean to you on the subway again?


END