Haruhi-chan > Episode 21

Haruhi-chan:
A live action Esper Sentai show?

Tsuruya-san:
Yeah! It's up on the roof of Marutsuru, the store my family owns. I got a bunch of free tickets so I thought you and the others might like to go.

Haruhi-chan:
Wow that's really nice of you! But I don't think I wanna see fake super heroes. But if they were real.

Yuki:
We're going.

Haruhi-chan:
Oh, okay. If Yuki wants to go, I'm in too. Let's all go together.


Kyon:
What's the deal with all these people?

Koizumi:
Don't tell me you've never heard about this? Every year the folks at Marutusu produce an amazing sentai show. The fight scenes are so incredible everyone in Japan knows about it. Every person here is a fan of the show.

Kyon:
Now I get it. That explains why the girls are all in the front row being loud and annoying.

Announcer:
Listen everyone! Our heroes can't defeat the monster by themselves. I need your help to call the only person who can save them. All together! Mustache Mask!

Kyon:
They're heroes and they need to ask the audience for help?

Announcer:
I don't think he heard you. Louder!

Kyon:
I was gonna ask this before but why are you doing a jigsaw puzzle here?

Koizumi:
Well, I knew we'd have time to kill so I thought it could keep us occupied.

Kyon:
Two guys doing a jigsaw puzzle on a Sunday? How depressing, and it's got roses on it.

Koizumi:
Hey, you're working on it too.

Arakawa:
Okay monster, meet your newest opponent!

Kyon:
Holy crap! That's Mr. Arakawa!

Koizumi:
Oh, look at that! It is Mr. Arakawa. Oh and the monster's Miss Mori.

Kyon:
You're kidding! Is this another one of their secret missions?

Arakawa:
C'mon!

Mikuru:
The other sentai are just cheering him on. I wonder why they don't help him? Miss Tsuruya why aren't the other…

Tsuruya-san:
There it is again, that feeling…

Mikuru:
Miss Suzumiya, why don't they…

Haruhi-chan:
Yuki, get down from there! You can't go on stage! C'mon!

Mikuru:
I'll just stand here and enjoy the show.

Kyon:
That's it? Someone else does all the fighting but they get to kill it?

Koizumi:
They always seem to get the good part.

Haruhi-chan:
We're back! Man, that was so cool wasn't it?

Kyon:
You look like you were really getting into it.

Haruhi-chan:
Nah, not real, I just came because Yuki wanted to. Hey! Could you watch my bag? I'm gonna go get an autograph.

Kyon:
Yeah, you were definitely into it.

Haruhi-chan:
Wait here for us! We'll be back in a bit.

Arakawa:
Here ya go kid.

Kid:
I love you mustache mask!

Haruhi-chan:
Darn it! We're last in line.

Tsuruya-san:
Mustache Mask is really popular isn't he? Hey, I'll be back in a sec' I have to use the restroom.

Mikuru:
Okay, I'll get an autograph for you if you're not back. Aren't the restrooms the other way though?


Tsuruya-san:
I knew there was something shady about you! Those weird vibes I felt gave you away Nyoron. Now that we're here we might as well make the most of it, don't you think? Okay, get ready 'cause here I come! Don't hold back I need a good workout today! No! That didn't work. She can move pretty fast in that costume. What's up? All she dodge is my attacks. She hasn't even tried to fight back. I know, I'll try getting her right when she lands, she won't even know what hit her. And I'll keep hitting her until she goes down!


Koizumi:
This is amazing! I can't believe we're almost finished with it!

Kyon:
A hundred thousand pieces (100,000) is no joke!

Koizumi:
Okay! Are you ready to do this?

Kyon:
Oh yeah! We've come a long way and there's no turning back now! One more piece and this puzzle is officially finished. Here (it) goes!

Tsuruya-san:
Did I get her? Huh? Where'd she go?


Mori:
That was a wonderful attack, I'm impressed! I thought I could take you on wearing that cumbersome outfit but now that it's off I'm feeling much better. And since I'm in such a good mood now, I'd like to give you a piece of advice. Hey little girl…Watch your back!


Haruhi-chan:
Hey, we're back! Sorry you had to wait so long. Huh? Hey, um, Kyon, what's wrong? Koizumi?

Mori:
Hello, it's me, I'm on my way back now. I hope you set my lunch aside for me, I've worked up quite an appetite.