Louise:
You’re lying! You’re sneaking off to go see another girl!
Saito:
I’m not going to see anyone! I’ll be right back! I--
Louise:
You really will?
Saito:
I really will.
Louise:
You really will, for real?
Saito:
Really, for real. So you behave while I'm gone, okay?
Louise:
Oh.... Yeah, okay. I’ll be lonely but I’ll be waiting.
Saito:
Good.
Louise:
Saito…
Saito:
Huh? (Gasps.)
Louise:
You will hurry back, won’t you?
Saito:
Uh, Louise...
Louise's Change Of Heart
Saito:
(Gasps.) An aphrodisiac?!
Montmorency:
It was through some slight error that Louise happened to drink it. And I'm guessing that when the effects kicked in, you were the one nearby.
Guiche:
Hold on, Montmorency. Does this mean that you wanted me to be the one who drank that portion?
Montmorency:
Uh…
Guiche:
Oh, now that is so very touching! To think that you would go to such lengths in order to capture my affections!
Montmorency:
Well uh… it didn’t have to be you--it could’ve been anyone. I mean, dating is just a way to pass time. That being said, I don’t like the idea of being cheated on.
Guiche:
There is no way I would ever cheat on you, Milady. For I am the servant of you being daring hauling love.
Saito:
Save it for later, would ya!
Guiche:
You can be really insensitive sometimes.
Saito:
Hang on, Mon-Mon!
Montmorency:
My name happens to be Montmorency!
Saito:
Whatever. Just turn Louise back to normal!
Montmorency:
The effects of the portion will wear off in due time.
Saito:
When will that be?
Montmorency:
Maybe a month from now… or maybe in a year…
Guiche:
Whaaat?! And you were planning on making on me drink this?! Agh…
Saito:
You… You got to be kidding me!
Montmorency:
Hahahahaha…
Saito:
Hagh…
Siesta:
Good… good morning.
Saito & Louise:
Huh?
Saito:
Oh, Siesta…
Louise:
Agh! So you really were waiting for another girl!
Saito:
Wha… what are you talking about?! Any way you look at it, she was just passing by!
Louise:
(Grumbles.) I love you so much! Yet you… Saito, you idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! IDIIIIOT!!
Saito:
Come on… don’t cry… uh? This isn’t what it is seems to be. really! There’s a real good explanation!
Louise:
What is a “what it’s seems to be”?! Saito, what’s the matter?! You don’t love me do you?!
Saito:
Nobody has ever said that!
Siesta:
You’re popular with women…
Saito:
I’m telling you Siesta! Agh… listen to me! Hey Siesta, wait!
Louise:
You really do love that woman don’t you Saito?! You love her!
Saito:
It’s not like that I… UGH!
Louise:
Saito, you idiot!
Saito:
Hey!
Saito:
Hey ah… am… you know about earlier… it… am…
Siesta:
It’s alright.
Saito:
Ah…
Siesta:
I don’t mind at all. Beside, this not like anything there to begin with.
Saito:
In any case, hear me out. That back there was all because of aphrodisiac!
Saito:
An aphrodisiac?
Saito:
Yeah, it’s weird. Somehow she accidentally drank one last night without knowing it. And she has being acting like that ever since.
Siesta:
You don’t have to lie to me Saito, I really don’t mind.
Saito:
Lie to you? That wasn’t a lie!
Siesta:
Even peasant like me know…
Saito:
Huh?
Siesta:
Everyone knows a portion that intended to alter a person’s emotion is banned by law.
Saito:
Wha… what?! Really?!
Siesta:
I’m sorry, but I’m busy now.
Saito:
Hey… uh… wait! Ah… Now it all makes sense! Monmon!
[In front of Louise’s room]
Saito:
I bet Louise is really mad right now… Wow, what the…!
Louise:
Welcome back…
Saito:
Agh… what do you think you’re doing Louise? Hagh! Louise! Put on some panties!
Louise:
I don’t want to put panties on!
Saito:
Why not?! I mean… ah… if you like, you can tell me.
Louise:
I have no sex appeal at all! I know that because I told that hundred times in the other days!
Saito:
The other days? Oh, right. At the “Fairy Café”!
Louise:
That’s why you keep going to other girl or isn’t it?! Because I have no sex appeal! And that’s why you undo anything even though we are always in the same room…
Saito:
I won’t do anything…? Does that mean that I could do something?
Louise:
That’s… That’s off limit!
Saito:
Right, of course it is…
Louise:
But if it just a little bit, I wouldn’t mind! If it more I like it, and now I close my eyes and pretend not to notice!
Saito:
Agh! You… you say that now, but… agh… in any case, put some clothes on, okay? Agh!
Louise:
All this time I was so lonely… you idiot!
Saito:
Agh! Okay, look! Ah… you’re acting strange because of an aphrodisiac!
Louise:
That’s not true! This has nothing to do with that! When I look at you Saito, my heart gets all painful and starts to raise.
Saito:
Agh!
Louise:
Saito!
Saito:
Oouch… Agh! Damn it!
Louise:
What’s wrong, Saito?! Please don’t make faces like that!
Saito:
You wait right here! I’m gonna find a way to get you normal!
Derflinger:
What’s so wrong about she’s acting? I think it’s better for her to be staying over for year than scolding you like before.
Saito:
Oh, shut up!
Guiche:
I assure you I don’t require the power of an aphrodisiac. For I’m always at your side as I am right now, am I not my lady?
Montmorency:
That’s only because the other girls are went out summer vacation!
Guiche:
Agh! No, no… that’s not…OH!
Saito:
ALRIGHT! Listen, Mon-Mon!
Montmorency:
Hey! Have you ever nocking?!
Guiche:
You still have absolutely no sense of gigolo.
Saito:
Shut up, would ya?! You turn Louise back to normal right away!
Montmorency:
Didn’t I tell you earlier? Until the effects are up, There’s… AGH?!
Saito:
There’s got to be some spell or some other way to undo the magic!
Montmorency:
We, there is a way but, I can’t do it here. Because I don’t have the portion I need to do it.
Saito:
So where is that portion?!
Guiche:
Now, Saito. Is there any way to speak to novelty?
Saito:
Do you want to step outside and have another duel?
Guiche:
OH! Hahahahaha… Well, no. Not really… There’s no point in trying to talk about a novelty and peasant with you any way… Ahahahaha… For now Montmorency, I think it’s best for everyone having listened to his orders with respect.
Montmorency:
You’re so incredibly pathetic! Look! Say what you want, but getting your hands on the Spirit Tear is very difficult, Okay?
Saito:
Would you like to eat blind cuisine food, Mon-Mon?
Montmorency:
Hagh?!
Saito:
It’s just that… I heard it’s not exactly legal to running around making aphrodisiacs…
Montmorency:
Agh… Oh well, that’s…
Saito:
I guess I should probably go inform the principal about all this?
Montmorency:
OH! All right! I have no choice! I’ll personally go and get the portion as soon as I can!
Saito:
HA!
Montmorency:
Ugggggh…
Guiche:
So you’re going to go and look for where a portion?
Montmorency:
Well, I know where it is. Whether or not I’ll be able to get it by going there is another thing entirely.
Saito:
Alright! Then let’s go tomorrow!
Montmorency:
Tommorow?!
Saito:
Oh! Uh… Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure somewhere Mr. Courbet in the lab earlier…
Montmorency:
Agh… Fine! I’ll go! That’s what you want, isn’t it?!
Saito:
HAHA!
Montmorency:
Ugggggh…
Guiche:
So where will we find this Spirit Tear?
Montmorency:
Ragdorian Lake where the water based mages are known tears to bind power to pass through the water spirit! I’ve only been there once before as a small child.
Louise:
You have to sleep with me! If you don’t, I shall punish you!
Saito:
Oouh! Alright! I get it! Now go to bed! We’ll getting up very early tomorrow morning!
Louise:
Uh-huh.
Saito:
I’ve seen this off in enough… AGH! I won’t be able to sleep at all now!
Guiche:
Along the border with Galia? It’s gonna take half the day to get there?!
Montmorency:
I didn’t ask you to come did I?
Guiche:
And what else would your knight be doing? If you didn’t go with a mission like this, huh? Ahahahahaha…
Saito:
Oah… I’m so sleepy... I just hope we’ll get her back to normal…
The Familiar of Zero - ゼロの使い魔
Montmorency:
Ragdorian Lakeis just up ahead beyond this hill.
Guiche:
So we finally get to the eye of the Ragdorian Lake on destination! Hohooooo!
Montmorency:
He really is rather sanguine. What part of him is a Knight?
Louise:
Hey… so I’ve knitted something just for you, Saito my love.
Saito:
Uh? Agh… I see… it’s a really lovely hat…
Louise:
It’s not a hat, idiot! It’s a sweater!
Saito:
Oh, I see now! Agh… you’re right! It’s a lovely jerry fish sweater!
Louise:
So, do you like it, my love?
Saito:
Um… yeah…
Guiche:
Oooooh! Help! Save me!
Montmorency:
What’s this about?! Why is a water all the way up here?
Saito:
Does this mean, the Water Spirit went whatever around here?
Montmorency:
It looks like the Water Spirit is upset about something…
Saito:
Upset at something?
Montmorency:
Yeah. The water level is unusually high.
Saito:
Unusually?
Montmorency:
Take a look.
Saito:
They’re all under water…
Montmorency:
When I came here as a child, it wasn’t like this. The water level was normal. Let’s away around here for a bit. The Water Spirit won’t come out till after the sunset.
Saito:
Hum…
Guiche:
Before you stand around in ideal chat… Save me! Save me! Save me…
Montmorency:
Alright, Robin. I wanna contact with one of my old friends. This drop of blood should let her know that it’s me. Tell the old Water Spirit that someone who wants the meet a contract for her is waiting on a shore. Then I would like to talk to her, okay? If it can find her, Robin will bring us to her.
Guiche:
Will she come?
Saito:
Who knows… And the actual person involved is sleeping…
Montmorency:
In the past, they came here with my father and made a contract with the Spirit. If the Spirit remembers, I’m sure she’ll come.
Saito:
And when she does, we’ll correct a tear. So what? Do we have to tell set stories or something?
Montmorency:
Hear, idiot! A tear is just a name for it. We have to have her sprit of a tiny portion of her body. Listen up, okay? If you make the Spirit upset, we’ll not only get the tear but our lives will be in danger. You really have to be careful.
Saito:
Ah… Aright…
Montmorency:
It’s here!
Saito:
Ooh! So this is it! The Water Spirit!
Derflinger:
Oh, wow… the memories…
Saito:
Huh?
Montmorency:
I am Montmorency Margarita! A water may belonging to our family when your home last intact! Spirit! If you remember anything about my blood, please appear to me now and answer me in a way we can recognize!
Water Spirit:
I remember. Lone someone. I remember very well the fluent that cross through your body.
Saito:
Wow! It spoke!
Montmorency:
I’m glad you remember me Water Spirit. For I have a favor to ask of you!
Water Spirit:
A favor?
Montmorency:
I was like very much to have a small piece of you!
Water Spirit:
I decline your request. Lone someone.
Montmorency:
Agh?!
Saito:
Don’t say that please! Water Spirit you got to do this!
Montmorency:
Saito, Stop it! If you put the Water Spirit into bad mode…
Saito:
I’ll do whatever you tell me to do! Please! Just a tiny bit!
Water Spirit:
Very well…
Saito:
Ah!
Water Spirit:
You’d say you shall do anything I ask of you…
Saito:
Y… Yeah.
Water Spirit:
I’m busy increasing the amount of water and I do not have time to deal with attackers.
Saito:
Attackers?
Water Spirit:
Yes. Some of you kinds are attacking us for some reason. I would you to stop them.
Guiche:
I don’t believe it! Who in the world you think would be reckless and fearless as to attack the Water Spirit!
Montmorency:
There’s no way I could know that…
Saito:
Alright!
Guiche & Montmorency:
Agh?!
Saito:
If we defeat these attackers, you’ll give us a piece of your body!
Water Sporot:
I will.
Montmorency:
I do not want to be involved in any sort of fight!
Saito:
Would you rather be rocked up in prison, Mon-Mon?
Montmorency:
Agggggh?! Alright fine! We’ll do whatever you want!
Montmorency:
A Spirit that lives at the bottom of the lake. This is quite a measure up against.
Saito:
How do you dive down at the bottom of the lake?
Montmorency:
We’re likely dealing with the user of Air.
Guiche:
That’s what I was thinking as well. Using Air Magic, one could create a sphere and use to walk along the lake pawn. I think we are up against quite a caster here…
Saito:
Ooh… do you really think so? Agh?!
Louise:
All this time, you’ve been only talking to Montmorency! You love her much more than you love me, don’t you?!
Saito:
No that’s not it! We… we were talking about something really important like how to turn you back to normal!
Louise:
Turning what part of me back to normal? I’m perfectly normal right now! I just like you very much! Just I…
Saito:
Yeah, I get it! I understand and I love you too, Louise. Now you think you can be quiet for a little while? Huh?
Louise:
I’ll be as quiet as can be!
Montmorency:
Wow… Louise is actually… that portion works well.
Saito:
Don’t talk about it all proud of yourself!
Guiche:
Someone’s coming!
Montmorency:
It sounds like a spell has been cast.
Guiche:
No doubt about it.
Saito:
Now you’ll be a good girl and stay right here for a while.
Louise:
Ah…
Montmorency:
Saito, come back!
Guiche:
My daring Montmorency, as long as I’m by your side, I won’t let you face any danger.
Montmorency:
Forget about me! Hurry up and follow Saito! You got to go help himself from these attackers.
Guiche:
Oh… oh yeah. If you say so…
Saito:
Ugh!
Guiche:
Hold on a second! Our opponent can wield some pretty powerful magical spells. There’s no way we could win in the head to head fight.
Saito:
Wait you mean you gonna help me?
Guiche:
Of course, I’m going t help you! It would shame a novel’s name if the novels allow some peasant to fight by himself.
Saito:
Sorry… Wow, Guiche! I had absolutely no faith in you until now!
Guiche:
Uh… don’t worry yourself.
Saito:
So, what do we do?
Guiche:
The plan will go like so… I shall stay here and use magic to destruct our opponent. You will then cease the opportunity and surprise them with an ambush!
Saito:
Sounds good to me… Hey, wait! Are you trying to get by with the easy part?
Guiche:
Wh… what are you talking about! I am a mage and you are a swordsman, are you not? Considering all the tactics.
Saito:
Yeah, yeah, yeah… in that case, I’m gonna go and run up behind them. I’m trusting you with the rest. Okay?
Guiche:
Okay… why do I have to be in such unpleasant situation? I came here thinking would be sort of little vacation… huh.
Guiche:
Ha! Bounce Lower Mother Earth! Hear me! Answer my wishes and turn into a moving wall!
[Attackers destroy Guiche’s Valkyries]
Guiche:
Hagh?! What in the… those guys taking turn using magic! I can’t see the catch of off guard!
Derflinger:
Draw me, partner!
Saito:
Aaaaaagh!
Montmorency:
Saito, look out!
Saito:
Ugh!
Guiche:
Oh no! Saito, run!
Louise:
Don’t beneath to Saito!
[Bomb]
Kirche:
Wait, Saito? Did someone say Saito? Oh! Now that I’m looking closely, I see it’s Saito. Guiche, Montmorency and Louise too? What are you all doing here?
Kirche:
I see. So that what’s going on… but why did you make something as dangerous as an aphrodisiac?
Guiche:
That because she…
Montmorency:
AGH!
Guiche:
Oou!
Montmorency:
I don’t know! I just went on making aphrodisiac.
Kirche:
This sorts put us in trouble because unfortunately we have to defeat the Water Spirit in order to Tabitha here to keep faith.
Saito:
Wait a minute! I don’t understand. Why do you have to defeat it?
Kirche:
Be… because a… Tabitha’s family ask her to defeat it! That’s why. The lake’s water level is rising every day and it’s damaging her family’s land.
Guiche:
I see. You two have your own reasons for being here… this is tough.
Saito:
Wait a second, Mon-Mon! Weren’t you say earlier that the Water Spirit was angry at something?
Montmorency:
Yeah, why?
Saito:
At this point, the least we can do is talk to it find out why it’s so upset.
Saito:
Why are you overflowing the lake with water?! Every one’s really upset about it!
Water Spirit:
I’m flooding the lake because one of your kinds stole the treasure that I was guarding.
Montmorency:
A treasure?
Water Spirit:
I can only exist in water. Therefore, if I fill this entire world with water, I will someday have the treasure back in my possession.
Saito:
You wanna fill the entire world with water? Pretty long range plan if you ask me…
Montmorency:
He can’t be helped. Because the Spirit of Water is are immortal being. Their sense of time is much different from our own.
Saito:
All right then, if that’s the case I’ll find out whatever that treasure is. I’ll bring it back here!
Guiche, Montmorency & Kirche:
Hagh?!
Kirche:
Saito, I know that it’s easy to say but…
Saito:
What’s the name of the treasure that was stolen from you?!
Water Spirit:
Andover’s Ring. It is a ring with which I spend much time.
Montmorency:
Andover’s Ring… I think I’d heard of it. If it’s what I’m thinking of, it’s a magical ring that grand artificial life. So what kind of person stole the ring?
Water Spirit:
One of the individuals was called Cromwell. That is all I know.
Saito:
Cromwell huh? All right you got it! I’ll do what I have to find this Cromwell and bring back your ring! I promise you!
Guiche:
You shouldn’t be upside Saito. Who would believe some random person who just showed up? Let alone some random guy like you, I mean you’re not even a mage.
Water Spirit:
I believe.
Montmorency:
The Spirit Tear!
Guiche:
You believe him? Why?
Water Spirit:
Gandalf made a note to me in the distant past. And he kept that on. If it comes from Gandalf it is worth believing.
Montmorency:
Gandalf? What is that?
Saito:
Again with that? In any case I’ll make sure to keep the promise to return the ring to you someday.
Montmorency:
Return it someday?
Saito:
Spirits are immortal aren’t they? If that’s the case and it shouldn’t really matter to her how long it’ll takes me. So hey, Water Spirit would you mind putting all the water back to normal?
Water Spirit:
I promise to do so…
Tabitha:
I owe you…
Saito:
Haha…
Louise:
Saito my love…
[After Louise back to normal]
Louise:
How… How horrible! This is the biggest mistake in my entire life!
Saito:
Aaahhh… I thought you were totally forget everything when you turn back into normal!
Louise:
No I remember all of it! Ugh! Think I’m in the soap doing this and that is intolerance!
Saito:
Come on! Don’t take it out on me! Monmon made the aphrodisiac and you drunk it! You guys are the one that fault here!
Louise:
Shut up! You… YOU DOG!
Satio:
Huh?
Louise:
Who… who’s that?
Henrietta:
I see you’ve been loud here as always.
Saito:
Can it really be...?
Louise:
Ah… Princess?!
Cromwell:
The day has come. It is finally timed to go through with it!
Fouquet:
As you wish your Excellency… My Lord Cromwell.
<Preview>
Louise:
Princess, I will take the villains and harbor to head to the Kingdom of the Albion. The magic Knight will guard us. Ah… why you?! Next episode, "A Princess' Request".
Don’t go! I don’t want you to!
Saito:
I’m just going to do some laundry!
Louise:
You’re lying! You’re sneaking off to go see another girl!
Saito:
I’m not going to see anyone! I’ll be right back! I--
Louise:
You really will?
Saito:
I really will.
Louise:
You really will, for real?
Saito:
Really, for real. So you behave while I'm gone, okay?
Louise:
Oh.... Yeah, okay. I’ll be lonely but I’ll be waiting.
Saito:
Good.
Louise:
Saito…
Saito:
Huh? (Gasps.)
Louise:
You will hurry back, won’t you?
Saito:
Uh, Louise...
Louise's Change Of Heart
Saito:
(Gasps.) An aphrodisiac?!
Montmorency:
It was through some slight error that Louise happened to drink it. And I'm guessing that when the effects kicked in, you were the one nearby.
Guiche:
Hold on, Montmorency. Does this mean that you wanted me to be the one who drank that portion?
Montmorency:
Uh…
Guiche:
Oh, now that is so very touching! To think that you would go to such lengths in order to capture my affections!
Montmorency:
Well uh… it didn’t have to be you--it could’ve been anyone. I mean, dating is just a way to pass time. That being said, I don’t like the idea of being cheated on.
Guiche:
There is no way I would ever cheat on you, Milady. For I am the servant of you being daring hauling love.
Saito:
Save it for later, would ya!
Guiche:
You can be really insensitive sometimes.
Saito:
Hang on, Mon-Mon!
Montmorency:
My name happens to be Montmorency!
Saito:
Whatever. Just turn Louise back to normal!
Montmorency:
The effects of the portion will wear off in due time.
Saito:
When will that be?
Montmorency:
Maybe a month from now… or maybe in a year…
Guiche:
Whaaat?! And you were planning on making on me drink this?! Agh…
Saito:
You… You got to be kidding me!
Montmorency:
Hahahahaha…
Saito:
Hagh…
Siesta:
Good… good morning.
Saito & Louise:
Huh?
Saito:
Oh, Siesta…
Louise:
Agh! So you really were waiting for another girl!
Saito:
Wha… what are you talking about?! Any way you look at it, she was just passing by!
Louise:
(Grumbles.) I love you so much! Yet you… Saito, you idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! IDIIIIOT!!
Saito:
Come on… don’t cry… uh? This isn’t what it is seems to be. really! There’s a real good explanation!
Louise:
What is a “what it’s seems to be”?! Saito, what’s the matter?! You don’t love me do you?!
Saito:
Nobody has ever said that!
Siesta:
You’re popular with women…
Saito:
I’m telling you Siesta! Agh… listen to me! Hey Siesta, wait!
Louise:
You really do love that woman don’t you Saito?! You love her!
Saito:
It’s not like that I… UGH!
Louise:
Saito, you idiot!
Saito:
Hey!
Saito:
Hey ah… am… you know about earlier… it… am…
Siesta:
It’s alright.
Saito:
Ah…
Siesta:
I don’t mind at all. Beside, this not like anything there to begin with.
Saito:
In any case, hear me out. That back there was all because of aphrodisiac!
Saito:
An aphrodisiac?
Saito:
Yeah, it’s weird. Somehow she accidentally drank one last night without knowing it. And she has being acting like that ever since.
Siesta:
You don’t have to lie to me Saito, I really don’t mind.
Saito:
Lie to you? That wasn’t a lie!
Siesta:
Even peasant like me know…
Saito:
Huh?
Siesta:
Everyone knows a portion that intended to alter a person’s emotion is banned by law.
Saito:
Wha… what?! Really?!
Siesta:
I’m sorry, but I’m busy now.
Saito:
Hey… uh… wait! Ah… Now it all makes sense! Monmon!
[In front of Louise’s room]
Saito:
I bet Louise is really mad right now… Wow, what the…!
Louise:
Welcome back…
Saito:
Agh… what do you think you’re doing Louise? Hagh! Louise! Put on some panties!
Louise:
I don’t want to put panties on!
Saito:
Why not?! I mean… ah… if you like, you can tell me.
Louise:
I have no sex appeal at all! I know that because I told that hundred times in the other days!
Saito:
The other days? Oh, right. At the “Fairy Café”!
Louise:
That’s why you keep going to other girl or isn’t it?! Because I have no sex appeal! And that’s why you undo anything even though we are always in the same room…
Saito:
I won’t do anything…? Does that mean that I could do something?
Louise:
That’s… That’s off limit!
Saito:
Right, of course it is…
Louise:
But if it just a little bit, I wouldn’t mind! If it more I like it, and now I close my eyes and pretend not to notice!
Saito:
Agh! You… you say that now, but… agh… in any case, put some clothes on, okay? Agh!
Louise:
All this time I was so lonely… you idiot!
Saito:
Agh! Okay, look! Ah… you’re acting strange because of an aphrodisiac!
Louise:
That’s not true! This has nothing to do with that! When I look at you Saito, my heart gets all painful and starts to raise.
Saito:
Agh!
Louise:
Saito!
Saito:
Oouch… Agh! Damn it!
Louise:
What’s wrong, Saito?! Please don’t make faces like that!
Saito:
You wait right here! I’m gonna find a way to get you normal!
Derflinger:
What’s so wrong about she’s acting? I think it’s better for her to be staying over for year than scolding you like before.
Saito:
Oh, shut up!
Guiche:
I assure you I don’t require the power of an aphrodisiac. For I’m always at your side as I am right now, am I not my lady?
Montmorency:
That’s only because the other girls are went out summer vacation!
Guiche:
Agh! No, no… that’s not…OH!
Saito:
ALRIGHT! Listen, Mon-Mon!
Montmorency:
Hey! Have you ever nocking?!
Guiche:
You still have absolutely no sense of gigolo.
Saito:
Shut up, would ya?! You turn Louise back to normal right away!
Montmorency:
Didn’t I tell you earlier? Until the effects are up, There’s… AGH?!
Saito:
There’s got to be some spell or some other way to undo the magic!
Montmorency:
We, there is a way but, I can’t do it here. Because I don’t have the portion I need to do it.
Saito:
So where is that portion?!
Guiche:
Now, Saito. Is there any way to speak to novelty?
Saito:
Do you want to step outside and have another duel?
Guiche:
OH! Hahahahaha… Well, no. Not really… There’s no point in trying to talk about a novelty and peasant with you any way… Ahahahaha… For now Montmorency, I think it’s best for everyone having listened to his orders with respect.
Montmorency:
You’re so incredibly pathetic! Look! Say what you want, but getting your hands on the Spirit Tear is very difficult, Okay?
Saito:
Would you like to eat blind cuisine food, Mon-Mon?
Montmorency:
Hagh?!
Saito:
It’s just that… I heard it’s not exactly legal to running around making aphrodisiacs…
Montmorency:
Agh… Oh well, that’s…
Saito:
I guess I should probably go inform the principal about all this?
Montmorency:
OH! All right! I have no choice! I’ll personally go and get the portion as soon as I can!
Saito:
HA!
Montmorency:
Ugggggh…
Guiche:
So you’re going to go and look for where a portion?
Montmorency:
Well, I know where it is. Whether or not I’ll be able to get it by going there is another thing entirely.
Saito:
Alright! Then let’s go tomorrow!
Montmorency:
Tommorow?!
Saito:
Oh! Uh… Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure somewhere Mr. Courbet in the lab earlier…
Montmorency:
Agh… Fine! I’ll go! That’s what you want, isn’t it?!
Saito:
HAHA!
Montmorency:
Ugggggh…
Guiche:
So where will we find this Spirit Tear?
Montmorency:
Ragdorian Lake where the water based mages are known tears to bind power to pass through the water spirit! I’ve only been there once before as a small child.
Louise:
You have to sleep with me! If you don’t, I shall punish you!
Saito:
Oouh! Alright! I get it! Now go to bed! We’ll getting up very early tomorrow morning!
Louise:
Uh-huh.
Saito:
I’ve seen this off in enough… AGH! I won’t be able to sleep at all now!
Guiche:
Along the border with Galia? It’s gonna take half the day to get there?!
Montmorency:
I didn’t ask you to come did I?
Guiche:
And what else would your knight be doing? If you didn’t go with a mission like this, huh? Ahahahahaha…
Saito:
Oah… I’m so sleepy... I just hope we’ll get her back to normal…
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Montmorency:
Ragdorian Lakeis just up ahead beyond this hill.
Guiche:
So we finally get to the eye of the Ragdorian Lake on destination! Hohooooo!
Montmorency:
He really is rather sanguine. What part of him is a Knight?
Louise:
Hey… so I’ve knitted something just for you, Saito my love.
Saito:
Uh? Agh… I see… it’s a really lovely hat…
Louise:
It’s not a hat, idiot! It’s a sweater!
Saito:
Oh, I see now! Agh… you’re right! It’s a lovely jerry fish sweater!
Louise:
So, do you like it, my love?
Saito:
Um… yeah…
Guiche:
Oooooh! Help! Save me!
Montmorency:
What’s this about?! Why is a water all the way up here?
Saito:
Does this mean, the Water Spirit went whatever around here?
Montmorency:
It looks like the Water Spirit is upset about something…
Saito:
Upset at something?
Montmorency:
Yeah. The water level is unusually high.
Saito:
Unusually?
Montmorency:
Take a look.
Saito:
They’re all under water…
Montmorency:
When I came here as a child, it wasn’t like this. The water level was normal. Let’s away around here for a bit. The Water Spirit won’t come out till after the sunset.
Saito:
Hum…
Guiche:
Before you stand around in ideal chat… Save me! Save me! Save me…
Montmorency:
Alright, Robin. I wanna contact with one of my old friends. This drop of blood should let her know that it’s me. Tell the old Water Spirit that someone who wants the meet a contract for her is waiting on a shore. Then I would like to talk to her, okay? If it can find her, Robin will bring us to her.
Guiche:
Will she come?
Saito:
Who knows… And the actual person involved is sleeping…
Montmorency:
In the past, they came here with my father and made a contract with the Spirit. If the Spirit remembers, I’m sure she’ll come.
Saito:
And when she does, we’ll correct a tear. So what? Do we have to tell set stories or something?
Montmorency:
Hear, idiot! A tear is just a name for it. We have to have her sprit of a tiny portion of her body. Listen up, okay? If you make the Spirit upset, we’ll not only get the tear but our lives will be in danger. You really have to be careful.
Saito:
Ah… Aright…
Montmorency:
It’s here!
Saito:
Ooh! So this is it! The Water Spirit!
Derflinger:
Oh, wow… the memories…
Saito:
Huh?
Montmorency:
I am Montmorency Margarita! A water may belonging to our family when your home last intact! Spirit! If you remember anything about my blood, please appear to me now and answer me in a way we can recognize!
Water Spirit:
I remember. Lone someone. I remember very well the fluent that cross through your body.
Saito:
Wow! It spoke!
Montmorency:
I’m glad you remember me Water Spirit. For I have a favor to ask of you!
Water Spirit:
A favor?
Montmorency:
I was like very much to have a small piece of you!
Water Spirit:
I decline your request. Lone someone.
Montmorency:
Agh?!
Saito:
Don’t say that please! Water Spirit you got to do this!
Montmorency:
Saito, Stop it! If you put the Water Spirit into bad mode…
Saito:
I’ll do whatever you tell me to do! Please! Just a tiny bit!
Water Spirit:
Very well…
Saito:
Ah!
Water Spirit:
You’d say you shall do anything I ask of you…
Saito:
Y… Yeah.
Water Spirit:
I’m busy increasing the amount of water and I do not have time to deal with attackers.
Saito:
Attackers?
Water Spirit:
Yes. Some of you kinds are attacking us for some reason. I would you to stop them.
Guiche:
I don’t believe it! Who in the world you think would be reckless and fearless as to attack the Water Spirit!
Montmorency:
There’s no way I could know that…
Saito:
Alright!
Guiche & Montmorency:
Agh?!
Saito:
If we defeat these attackers, you’ll give us a piece of your body!
Water Sporot:
I will.
Montmorency:
I do not want to be involved in any sort of fight!
Saito:
Would you rather be rocked up in prison, Mon-Mon?
Montmorency:
Agggggh?! Alright fine! We’ll do whatever you want!
Montmorency:
A Spirit that lives at the bottom of the lake. This is quite a measure up against.
Saito:
How do you dive down at the bottom of the lake?
Montmorency:
We’re likely dealing with the user of Air.
Guiche:
That’s what I was thinking as well. Using Air Magic, one could create a sphere and use to walk along the lake pawn. I think we are up against quite a caster here…
Saito:
Ooh… do you really think so? Agh?!
Louise:
All this time, you’ve been only talking to Montmorency! You love her much more than you love me, don’t you?!
Saito:
No that’s not it! We… we were talking about something really important like how to turn you back to normal!
Louise:
Turning what part of me back to normal? I’m perfectly normal right now! I just like you very much! Just I…
Saito:
Yeah, I get it! I understand and I love you too, Louise. Now you think you can be quiet for a little while? Huh?
Louise:
I’ll be as quiet as can be!
Montmorency:
Wow… Louise is actually… that portion works well.
Saito:
Don’t talk about it all proud of yourself!
Guiche:
Someone’s coming!
Montmorency:
It sounds like a spell has been cast.
Guiche:
No doubt about it.
Saito:
Now you’ll be a good girl and stay right here for a while.
Louise:
Ah…
Montmorency:
Saito, come back!
Guiche:
My daring Montmorency, as long as I’m by your side, I won’t let you face any danger.
Montmorency:
Forget about me! Hurry up and follow Saito! You got to go help himself from these attackers.
Guiche:
Oh… oh yeah. If you say so…
Saito:
Ugh!
Guiche:
Hold on a second! Our opponent can wield some pretty powerful magical spells. There’s no way we could win in the head to head fight.
Saito:
Wait you mean you gonna help me?
Guiche:
Of course, I’m going t help you! It would shame a novel’s name if the novels allow some peasant to fight by himself.
Saito:
Sorry… Wow, Guiche! I had absolutely no faith in you until now!
Guiche:
Uh… don’t worry yourself.
Saito:
So, what do we do?
Guiche:
The plan will go like so… I shall stay here and use magic to destruct our opponent. You will then cease the opportunity and surprise them with an ambush!
Saito:
Sounds good to me… Hey, wait! Are you trying to get by with the easy part?
Guiche:
Wh… what are you talking about! I am a mage and you are a swordsman, are you not? Considering all the tactics.
Saito:
Yeah, yeah, yeah… in that case, I’m gonna go and run up behind them. I’m trusting you with the rest. Okay?
Guiche:
Okay… why do I have to be in such unpleasant situation? I came here thinking would be sort of little vacation… huh.
Guiche:
Ha! Bounce Lower Mother Earth! Hear me! Answer my wishes and turn into a moving wall!
[Attackers destroy Guiche’s Valkyries]
Guiche:
Hagh?! What in the… those guys taking turn using magic! I can’t see the catch of off guard!
Derflinger:
Draw me, partner!
Saito:
Aaaaaagh!
Montmorency:
Saito, look out!
Saito:
Ugh!
Guiche:
Oh no! Saito, run!
Louise:
Don’t beneath to Saito!
[Bomb]
Kirche:
Wait, Saito? Did someone say Saito? Oh! Now that I’m looking closely, I see it’s Saito. Guiche, Montmorency and Louise too? What are you all doing here?
Kirche:
I see. So that what’s going on… but why did you make something as dangerous as an aphrodisiac?
Guiche:
That because she…
Montmorency:
AGH!
Guiche:
Oou!
Montmorency:
I don’t know! I just went on making aphrodisiac.
Kirche:
This sorts put us in trouble because unfortunately we have to defeat the Water Spirit in order to Tabitha here to keep faith.
Saito:
Wait a minute! I don’t understand. Why do you have to defeat it?
Kirche:
Be… because a… Tabitha’s family ask her to defeat it! That’s why. The lake’s water level is rising every day and it’s damaging her family’s land.
Guiche:
I see. You two have your own reasons for being here… this is tough.
Saito:
Wait a second, Mon-Mon! Weren’t you say earlier that the Water Spirit was angry at something?
Montmorency:
Yeah, why?
Saito:
At this point, the least we can do is talk to it find out why it’s so upset.
Saito:
Why are you overflowing the lake with water?! Every one’s really upset about it!
Water Spirit:
I’m flooding the lake because one of your kinds stole the treasure that I was guarding.
Montmorency:
A treasure?
Water Spirit:
I can only exist in water. Therefore, if I fill this entire world with water, I will someday have the treasure back in my possession.
Saito:
You wanna fill the entire world with water? Pretty long range plan if you ask me…
Montmorency:
He can’t be helped. Because the Spirit of Water is are immortal being. Their sense of time is much different from our own.
Saito:
All right then, if that’s the case I’ll find out whatever that treasure is. I’ll bring it back here!
Guiche, Montmorency & Kirche:
Hagh?!
Kirche:
Saito, I know that it’s easy to say but…
Saito:
What’s the name of the treasure that was stolen from you?!
Water Spirit:
Andover’s Ring. It is a ring with which I spend much time.
Montmorency:
Andover’s Ring… I think I’d heard of it. If it’s what I’m thinking of, it’s a magical ring that grand artificial life. So what kind of person stole the ring?
Water Spirit:
One of the individuals was called Cromwell. That is all I know.
Saito:
Cromwell huh? All right you got it! I’ll do what I have to find this Cromwell and bring back your ring! I promise you!
Guiche:
You shouldn’t be upside Saito. Who would believe some random person who just showed up? Let alone some random guy like you, I mean you’re not even a mage.
Water Spirit:
I believe.
Montmorency:
The Spirit Tear!
Guiche:
You believe him? Why?
Water Spirit:
Gandalf made a note to me in the distant past. And he kept that on. If it comes from Gandalf it is worth believing.
Montmorency:
Gandalf? What is that?
Saito:
Again with that? In any case I’ll make sure to keep the promise to return the ring to you someday.
Montmorency:
Return it someday?
Saito:
Spirits are immortal aren’t they? If that’s the case and it shouldn’t really matter to her how long it’ll takes me. So hey, Water Spirit would you mind putting all the water back to normal?
Water Spirit:
I promise to do so…
Tabitha:
I owe you…
Saito:
Haha…
Louise:
Saito my love…
[After Louise back to normal]
Louise:
How… How horrible! This is the biggest mistake in my entire life!
Saito:
Aaahhh… I thought you were totally forget everything when you turn back into normal!
Louise:
No I remember all of it! Ugh! Think I’m in the soap doing this and that is intolerance!
Saito:
Come on! Don’t take it out on me! Monmon made the aphrodisiac and you drunk it! You guys are the one that fault here!
Louise:
Shut up! You… YOU DOG!
Satio:
Huh?
Louise:
Who… who’s that?
Henrietta:
I see you’ve been loud here as always.
Saito:
Can it really be...?
Louise:
Ah… Princess?!
Cromwell:
The day has come. It is finally timed to go through with it!
Fouquet:
As you wish your Excellency… My Lord Cromwell.
<Preview>
Louise:
Princess, I will take the villains and harbor to head to the Kingdom of the Albion. The magic Knight will guard us. Ah… why you?! Next episode, "A Princess' Request".