Haruhi-chan > Episode 25

Kyon:
Okay, what the hell was that?

Haruhi-chan:
When's it gonna stop? It sucks when it keeps raining like this because we can't go outside. Right Mikuru?

Mikuru:
You have a point there.

Kyon:
Even when it's not raining we're always hanging out in here.

Haruhi-chan:
Really? No we don't.

Kyon:
We spend more than half of our time in this room playing games.

Haruhi-chan:
Hmm, but there a different reason for that Kyon. When the weather's nice we could go outdoors if we wanted! but we stay inside because we choose to!

Kyon:
She's hopeless!

Haruhi-chan:
I know, we're gonna come up with some new ideas for outfits to wear.

Kyon:
First, why? Second, what are you gonna make us wear?

Haruhi-chan:
I wasn't talking about us, we're brainstorming costumes for Mikuru!

Mikuru:
Ahhhhhhhh!

Haruhi-chan:
We're gonna use this board for our designs. First I'm gonna sketch a template version of Mikuru.

Kyon:
Oh I get it! Then we draw our designs on top? Uh, is that her?

Haruhi-chan:
I guess. I was drawing her from memory, I don't know why it came out like that.

Kyon:
You don't have to use your memory when your subject's hanging right in front of you.

Haruhi-chan:
Okay, this time I'll look at her and draw.

Kyon:
You just added the rope!

Haruhi-chan:
Huh!

Tsuruya-san:
Hey guys! Is Mikuru around?

Mikuru:
Yes, I'm up here! What is it Miss Tsuruya?

Tsuruya-san:
Wow, looks like something interesting's going on! Can I borrow your notes from math class.

Mikuru:
Srue! I'd get them but I can't move right now. They're in my bag so help yourself.

Tsuruya-san:
Thanks!

Kyon:
Well, how about this?

Haruhi-chan:
That's not right you dummy! There! It's supposed to be like that.

Tsuruya-san:
What's with all the commotion? You guys okay over there?

Kyon:
Hi Miss Tsuruya, good timing.

Haruhi-chan:
We got stuck! We need you! I went off on a tangent and sort of forgot what I was doing.

Kyon:
We're so lost right now, we need help getting back on track.

Tsuruya-san:
Are you guys trying to make a monster movie.

Kyon:
Good try, but no.

Haruhi-chan:
You're way off but that's a good idea. I know! We'll make our second movie a monster movie!

Kyon:
They explained.

Tsuruya-san:
Ah-hah, Mikuru's getting a new outfit! Y'know, that's a pretty cool idea for a project. Tell you what guys, count me in!

Kyon:
Yay!

Haruhi-chan:
This is gonna be so awesome now!

Tsuruya-san:
Watch and learn! My Tsuruya portrait style technique is so realistic it's like you're looking at a photograph! Stand back 'cause it's time to do some drawing!

Kyon:
You've gotta be kidding?

Yuki:
This room is currently under the influence of Haruhi Suzumiya's powers. Therefore any attempt at accurate reproduction using artistic techniques has been neutralized.

Kyon:
Hmmm, this drawing stuff isn't really working out so maybe we should quit for now.

Tsuruya-san:
Yeah, you got a point there.

Haruhi-chan:
We should try doing something else.

Kyon:
Something else like what?

Haruhi-chan:
Miss Tsuruya, you know right?

Tsuruya-san:
Time to break out our bag of tricks.

Both:
Hahaha!

Mikuru:
Stay away! You both look so evil! Ahhhhhh!

Haruhi-chan:
All done!

Tsuruya-san:
Yup, she looks awesome!

Both:
It's her new monster costume!

Kyon:
I freakin' knew it! You were supposed to make a new outfit for her.

Both:
Ooooh! It's her new outfit, what do you think?

Kyon:
You just rephrased it! That's still a monster movie costume!

Haruhi-chan:
Now all she needs is a monster to fight.

Tsuruya-san:
Have you done any casting for it?

Haruhi-chan:
Not yet. I wonder who could play the rival monster? Ah, you wanna do it Yuki?

Yuki:
Absolutely!

Kyon:
Don't you wanna think about it first.

Yuki:
I absolutely want to do it. Remember, I have done this before.

Kyon:
Oh yeah.

Yuki:
I have to prepare for battle.

Kyon:
Sure, break a leg!
Huh? Are you okay over there? You didn't get involved in any of today's craziness.

Koizumi:
Huh? Oh, that's right. I didn't did I? I'm sorry about that, my mind was a million miles away this whole time.

Kyon:
Huh? Okay, but you really don't need to apologize. Don't tell me it's Haruhi again? Is she causing more weirdness to happen?

Koizumi:
No. This doesn't have anything to do with Miss Suzumiya, but...it's just that... I guess if I told you it wouldn't be such a bad thing after all. At the beginning of this episode the caption said ten heroines but we only saw eight of them! Could I be one of the two remaining heroines?

Kyon:
You gotta be kidding me! Is that what you've been thinking about this whole time?

Koizumi:
Wait, I got it now! The other heroine could only be Mr. Arakawa!

Kyon:
I don't freaking' care!!!


Yuki:
It's ready.

Kyon:
You made it?

Yuki:
I want you to test it.

Kyon:
Okay, if you insist. This is from the movie? Hmm, Asakura route huh?

Yuki:
She is difficult to complete. If you make one wrong choice you will arrive at the bad ending.

Kyon:
This is too hard.

Yuki:
By the way, this type of character is more commonly know as yonder.

Kyon:
This is getting a little creepy. Okay, I've seen this setup before.

Yuki:
Do you onside this type of meeting scenario boring?

Kyon:
That's an accident, not a meeting! Wait is this the Arakawa route? Ah, you've got Miss Mori as a P.E. teacher.

Yuki:
Yes, if you complete her stage she will become your maid.

Kyon:
Okay, that's kinda strange but I can live with it.

Yuki:
And if you can make it to the final stage and defeat her you will be rewarded with the happy ending.

Kyon:
What in the name of all that's holy is this game's genre?

Yuki:
A love story?

Kyon:
But all I've seen is a lot of fighting and bloodshed.