Haruhi-chan > Episode 17

Haruhi-chan:
Hmm, cherry blossoms. Cherry blossoms petals fluttering to the ground. Blood spraying! Digging a hole, burying under a cherry tree. I've got it! I cherry blossom party.

Kyon:
Okay, let's talk about what how you went from what you were thinking just now to having a cherry blossom party.

Haruhi-chan:
You'll never go far with that attitude.

Kyon:
Please don't lecture me like that, I'm not your son.

Haruhi-chan:
You'll always be a subordinate brigade member if you don't change your ways.

Kyon:
Gotcha! I'm okay with that though, really I am mother.

Haruhi-chan:
I'm not your mother! Yu wanna get smacked?

Kyon:
You already smacked me!

Haruhi-chan:
Then I'm gonna call you "father"

Kyon:
What are you talking about? Calm down!

Haruhi-chan:
You asked for it Kyon, now I'm gonna show you just how incompetent you really are. Hey Koizumi!

Koizumi:
Did you call me?

Haruhi-chan:
Uh-huh, could you come here for a sec'? This and that and that and this and then after al that what would your conclusion be?

Koizumi:
Cherry blossom party.

Kyon:
That was fast!

Koizumi:
It wasn't terrible hard to decipher it.

Kyon:
Oh yeh?

Koizumi:
Well, how did I do?

Haruhi-chan:
Awesome job, number two!

Kyon:
I get it, you guys are my enemies.

Haruhi-chan:
Okay, let's go have a cherry blossom party!

Kyon:
I refuse to go!

Haruhi-chan:
koizumi, do you know any good places where we could go for something like this?

Kyon:
Aren't you even gonna try to convince me?

Koizumi:
The thing is anywhere we go is probably gonna be crowded, it's unfortunate but true. The best thing for us would be if we could find a place that's privately owned.

Kyon:
You can't dig holes on private property.

Haruhi-chan:
Wherever we go we have to make sure digging holes is okay with the owners.

Koizumi:
That's true.

Kyon:
Just throwing this out there but maybe the hole digging thing isn't really all that important.

Tsuruya-san:
Haha, I heard what you guys were talking about.

Haruhi-chan:
Hey I know that voice!

Kyon:
Tsuru…

Haruhi-chan:
Mikuru?

Mikuru:
Miss Tsuruya, where did you go? Don't disappear like that! She was just here I swear!

Tsuruya-san:
Haha, sorry about that!

Kyon:
Gah! Sneaky!

Tsuruya-san:
I didn't mean to scare you. I'm training for an upcoming battle though so I gotta stay sharp. Anyway, it sounds like you guys are trying to find a good place to go look at cherry blossoms, right?

Haruhi-chan:
And a place where we can dig a hole.

Tsuruya-san:
Then I've got the perfect spot for you! It's in the cherry blossom section of my private Tsuruya park, number thirty two.

Kyon:
Whoa! What doesn't this girl have?

Tsuruya-san:
I like to keep it on the down-low because the place has a sort of sinister past to it. You'll find something if you dig deep enough.

Kyon:
A sinister what?!?

Haruhi-chan:
Right on! We're gonna go there this weekend!

All:
Yeah! Hooray for Tsuruya-san's house, woo hoo! Alright!