Hughes: That’s right! My sweet little daughter just turned three years old! She's so adorable, I can’t even stand it!

Sheska: Wow… tell her I said happy birthday.

Hughes: Pictures? Wait, you’ve seen them.

Sheska: Yep.

Hughes: She looks just like my wife--so she's bound to grow up to be beautiful!

Sheska: I’m sure she will!

Hughes: Want to see pictures of my wife? Wait, you’ve seen 'em.

Sheska: Yep. Oh! The show has started without us Lieutenant Colonel! Uhhh… pa… PAPPARA~♪


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Hughes: So my daughter just had her third birthday! Wait! I just finished telling you about that! Ohhh, she's so cute I can hardly stand it!

Sheska: Uh, yeah…


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Sheska: Well, uh… we don’t have Dr. Marco’s book. But I do remember the contents of it.

Edward: ALL OF IT!?

Alphonse: You mean you remember it verbatim!?

Sheska: Yeah.

Edward: You’re like the God of Memory!

Sheska: To make a philosopher's stone, the main ingredient... is a human life! Multiple human lives!

[Al and Ed are shocked]


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Edward: Don’t try and hide it, Pops, that suit of armor is hollow, isn’t it!?

Number 48: You're right about that. I used to be a famous mass murderer known as the Slicer, and now I'm this. But you’re wrong about one thing: I ain't no "Pops."

Edward: An old lady!? Man, she's tough!


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Alphonse: Just what was it Brother couldn’t bring himself to say to me? What’s he so scared of?

Number 66: [Cackles]

Edward: The truth is… you and I… well… we're not two brothers.

Alphonse: [Shrieks in surprise]

Alphonse: So you mean… this blood seal isn’t even real!? And I’m not actually your younger brother!?

Edward: No, no… that is a genuine blood seal and you are definitely my younger brother. But the helmet's actually our younger sister…

Younger sister: Hi, big brother Al!

Alphonse: [Shrieks]


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Lady (receptionist) on the phone: I’m connecting you to Colonel Mustang now. Please enjoy the hold music.

Hughes: Agh! Hurry it up! It’s urgent!

Mustang [rapping]: Oh snap, snap! Spark, spark! It's time to light up the diggy-diggy-dark! I'm the Flame Alchemist and I'm gonna be Fuhrer! My beats are hot and my rhymes are purer! I like the ladies in the miniskirts! I'll be posing in the mirror without my fancy shirts! I'm gonna set your heart on fire, whoosh whoosh! And you know my heart burns bright too, kaboom, kaboom! My firepower tonight is feeling just right, kablam, kablam! [The "hold music" trails off with Mustang beatboxing.]

Ross [Envy]: I need you to hang up the phone now, Lieutenant Colonel Hughes.

[Hughes bangs down the phone]

Ross [Envy]: Huh?


END