Haruhi-chan: Hey, guys, thanks for coming now on this beautiful day to take part in the "The SOS Brigade's Lots of Girls Field Day"! The weather's perfect so without further ado, let's have some fun!
Kid:
Hey, mama, what are the weird people doing?
Mom:
Shh, don't stare at them.
Haruhi-chan: Hey, Kyon, pay attention. We have to divide everyone into teams before we start. There's a red and a white team, so check you card.
Kyon: Red.
Taniguchi: Hey, Suzumiya, my card's different from everyone else's. What's up?
Haruhi-chan: Oh, yeah. That's the loser card.
Taniguchi: I'm a loser?!
Haruhi-chan: You have to do whatever it says before you can draw another one.
Taniguchi: Do I sing it here, or...?
Haruhi-chan: By the corner somewhere.
Koizumi: You're on the red team, huh? I'm on the white team.
Kyon: Good for you, dude.
Koizumi: You know, Miss Suzumiya's on the white team, too. Isn't it strange how when she has these drawings you never end up on her team?
Kyon: I guess I'm lucky about that.
Haruhi-chan: Now that everyone's on the team, we'll start the first event, the scavenger hunt. I need one person from each team to step up and pick up a card!
Tsuruya-san: I'll go for white team!
Kyon's sister: Watch your back out there, Kyon!
Kunikida: Yeah, good luck.
Kyon: Huh?! I don't wanna!
Haruhi-chan: All right, contestants, please draw your cards. Don't open 'em yet. Okay, when I say go. Ready, set, go!
Kyon: Hm... That's not a thing! Oh, whatever! Come on, Koizumi!
Haruhi-chan: Goal! Let's have a look you card and see if you're right.
Kyon: Yeah.
Haruhi-chan: Ah, an emotional barrier. Explain your choice.
Kyon: Okay, Koizumi... I love you.
Koizumi: Uh...
Haruhi-chan: Ugh!
Kyon: But I don't. So, there's the barrier here, see?
Kyon's sister: Pay attention. Haruhi's passed out. So we're gonna take a little break.
Koizumi: I'm afraid I'll have to leave for a little while, and go deal with rather a large closed space that just forked.
Kyon: Yeah, sorry about that.
Mikuru: Shouldn't we take Miss Suzumiya in to the hospital? Maybe she has a fever.
Kyon: No, I don't think that's the problem.
Yuki: Haruhi Suzumiya managed to hang on to her sanity. If her mind snapped, it would've destroyed the world.
Kyon: Seriously?
Taniguchi: Oh, I finished singing it.
Kyon: Hm? Oh, took you long enough.
Taniguchi: Hey! Whatever, gimme a card.
Kyon: Oh, what? Oh, right that. Go ahead, but I think we're done now.
Taniguchi: What are you talking about? You can't be done.
Kyon: Huh?
Taniguchi: Hmm, another lousy card? What the heck? Now what do I do?
Kyon: I guess you're supposed to bring one back here.
Taniguchi: Seriously?
Haruhi-chan: Sorry about that, everyone. I hope I didn't make you worry too much. But I'm feeling better now. I don't remember why I passed out, but whatever, I'm good.
Haruhi-chan: Our next event is gonna be tug-of-war!
Yuki: We did not bring a rope with us. It was too heavy.
Haruhi-chan: A-ha, oh, that's okay! Since we don't have a rope, we can use Kyon instead!
Kyon: Um, Haruhi?
Haruhi-chan: Yes, Kyon?
Kyon: You're not serious, are you?
Haruhi-chan: You're the only option 'cause we don't have a rope. Koizumi disappeared, so we can't use him. And it's way more fair this way.
Kyon: You look like you're having fun.
Haruhi-chan: Who me? Never. Ha ha ha!
Kyon: You didn't forget while you fainted!
Haruhi-chan: Start tuggin' !
A long time ago, if two people wanted custody of the same child. They each grab hold of the kid and start pulling. Whoever worried about kid being in pain would let go and got be the parent.
But I'm a kind of person who gets what she wants, even if I have to break it.
Kyon: But you just said...
Haruhi-chan: You gotta be the same way, Yuki.
Kyon: I saw that, Nagato! Don't do it!
Haruhi-chan: See it bloom, see it bloom, See the bright red tulip bloom.
Kyon: You're scaring me! What are you singing!
Haruhi-chan: Tore apart, it tore apart.
Yuki: Tearing.
Kyon: Yeah, almost!
Haruhi-chan: That's the end of the song!
Kyon: My clothes! They torn off...
Kid:
Oh...
Kyon: Kid, learn from my mistakes.
Kid:
Hm!
President of computer club:
Broke out? The kappa's on the road.
Taniguchi: Look, Suzumiya, I got it! Can I cross the finish line now?
Hey, guys, thanks for coming now on this beautiful day to take part in the "The SOS Brigade's Lots of Girls Field Day"!
The weather's perfect so without further ado, let's have some fun!
Kid:
Hey, mama, what are the weird people doing?
Mom:
Shh, don't stare at them.
Haruhi-chan:
Hey, Kyon, pay attention.
We have to divide everyone into teams before we start.
There's a red and a white team, so check you card.
Kyon:
Red.
Taniguchi:
Hey, Suzumiya, my card's different from everyone else's. What's up?
Haruhi-chan:
Oh, yeah. That's the loser card.
Taniguchi:
I'm a loser?!
Haruhi-chan:
You have to do whatever it says before you can draw another one.
Taniguchi:
Do I sing it here, or...?
Haruhi-chan:
By the corner somewhere.
Koizumi:
You're on the red team, huh? I'm on the white team.
Kyon:
Good for you, dude.
Koizumi:
You know, Miss Suzumiya's on the white team, too.
Isn't it strange how when she has these drawings you never end up on her team?
Kyon:
I guess I'm lucky about that.
Haruhi-chan:
Now that everyone's on the team, we'll start the first event, the scavenger hunt.
I need one person from each team to step up and pick up a card!
Tsuruya-san:
I'll go for white team!
Kyon's sister:
Watch your back out there, Kyon!
Kunikida:
Yeah, good luck.
Kyon:
Huh?! I don't wanna!
Haruhi-chan:
All right, contestants, please draw your cards. Don't open 'em yet.
Okay, when I say go.
Ready, set, go!
Kyon:
Hm... That's not a thing!
Oh, whatever! Come on, Koizumi!
Haruhi-chan:
Goal!
Let's have a look you card and see if you're right.
Kyon:
Yeah.
Haruhi-chan:
Ah, an emotional barrier. Explain your choice.
Kyon:
Okay, Koizumi... I love you.
Koizumi:
Uh...
Haruhi-chan:
Ugh!
Kyon:
But I don't. So, there's the barrier here, see?
Kyon's sister:
Pay attention. Haruhi's passed out. So we're gonna take a little break.
Koizumi:
I'm afraid I'll have to leave for a little while, and go deal with rather a large closed space that just forked.
Kyon:
Yeah, sorry about that.
Mikuru:
Shouldn't we take Miss Suzumiya in to the hospital?
Maybe she has a fever.
Kyon:
No, I don't think that's the problem.
Yuki:
Haruhi Suzumiya managed to hang on to her sanity. If her mind snapped, it would've destroyed the world.
Kyon:
Seriously?
Taniguchi:
Oh, I finished singing it.
Kyon:
Hm? Oh, took you long enough.
Taniguchi:
Hey! Whatever, gimme a card.
Kyon:
Oh, what? Oh, right that.
Go ahead, but I think we're done now.
Taniguchi:
What are you talking about? You can't be done.
Kyon:
Huh?
Taniguchi:
Hmm, another lousy card?
What the heck? Now what do I do?
Kyon:
I guess you're supposed to bring one back here.
Taniguchi:
Seriously?
Haruhi-chan:
Sorry about that, everyone. I hope I didn't make you worry too much. But I'm feeling better now.
I don't remember why I passed out, but whatever, I'm good.
Haruhi-chan:
Our next event is gonna be tug-of-war!
Yuki:
We did not bring a rope with us. It was too heavy.
Haruhi-chan:
A-ha, oh, that's okay! Since we don't have a rope, we can use Kyon instead!
Kyon:
Um, Haruhi?
Haruhi-chan:
Yes, Kyon?
Kyon:
You're not serious, are you?
Haruhi-chan:
You're the only option 'cause we don't have a rope. Koizumi disappeared, so we can't use him. And it's way more fair this way.
Kyon:
You look like you're having fun.
Haruhi-chan:
Who me? Never. Ha ha ha!
Kyon:
You didn't forget while you fainted!
Haruhi-chan:
Start tuggin' !
A long time ago, if two people wanted custody of the same child.
They each grab hold of the kid and start pulling.
Whoever worried about kid being in pain would let go and got be the parent.
But I'm a kind of person who gets what she wants, even if I have to break it.
Kyon:
But you just said...
Haruhi-chan:
You gotta be the same way, Yuki.
Kyon:
I saw that, Nagato! Don't do it!
Haruhi-chan:
See it bloom, see it bloom,
See the bright red tulip bloom.
Kyon:
You're scaring me! What are you singing!
Haruhi-chan:
Tore apart, it tore apart.
Yuki:
Tearing.
Kyon:
Yeah, almost!
Haruhi-chan:
That's the end of the song!
Kyon:
My clothes! They torn off...
Kid:
Oh...
Kyon:
Kid, learn from my mistakes.
Kid:
Hm!
President of computer club:
Broke out? The kappa's on the road.
Taniguchi:
Look, Suzumiya, I got it!
Can I cross the finish line now?