Haruhi-chan > Episode 23

Haruhi-chan:
Hi everyone! Thanks for tuning into another fun-filled episode of my talk-show, Haruhi Suzumiya's Room. Let's get things started by introducing our guest for today. Okay, he calls himself a horrible virus with contagious laughter. Please meet Kyon!

Kyon:
That's a lie! I'd never call myself something like that!

Haruhi-chan:
Whoa! He just got here and now he's tearing into me! What should i do? I can't keep up with him.

Kyon:
You haven't got this whole TV hosting thing down yet.

Haruhi-chan:
Yeah, I'll figure it out though. Miss waitress can we have two coffees?

Mikuru:
Okay.

Kyon:
What's with the waitress? I thought this was supposed to be your room.

Haruhi-chan:
Let's get back to the show or something.

Kyon:
You're too laid-back!

Haruhi-chan:
Very well Kyon, how 'bout we start the ball rolling with a few hard hitting questions.

Kyon:
Okay, shoot!

Haruhi-chan:
I can't think of anything to ask you.

Kyon:
You're kidding?!? Pretend you never met me before, or something! At least make some kind of effort to ask me a question woman!!

Haruhi-chan:
The kids today have such short fuses don't they? Scary!

Kyon:
Oh, c'mon! You're way scarier than I am! Get serious!

Haruhi-chan:
Okay, fine. I guess you're right, I wasn't taking it seriously. I promise I'll be serious from now on.

Kyon:
It's about time, let's do this.

Haruhi-chan:
Okay! Here we go! I'm gonna take my show so seriously I won't let my guest get a word in edgeways.

Kyon:
Then it's not a talk-show, it's a monologue!

Haruhi-chan:
Yeah, sure, whatever! Our next guest is a person who's a very good friend of what's-his-name's, Miss Yuki Nagato!

Kyon:
You haven't asked me anything and you're bringing out another guest?!?

Yuki:
Hello.

Haruhi-chan:
Okay Yuki, do you have any interesting, gossipy stories to tell the audience about Kyon?

Yuki:
Yes, I might. There really aren't any.

Kyon:
Hah! I knew it!

Haruhi-chan:
Kyon, You're the boring-est guest I've ever hard.

Kyon:
Now you're blaming the guest?

Haruhi-chan:
Okay Kyon, help us out here and tell us a story, just make something up.

Kyon:
It's up to me to do it? Let's see...

Haruhi-chan:
Mikuru can't help you now 'cause it's the third time we've done this window bit.

Kyon:
Okay! I'm sorry! I don't have any stories to tell, and stop eating!

Haruhi-chan:
I didn't wanna go there but I guess I don't have a choice. I'll have to whip out my secret-weapon.

Kyon:
Secret what?

Koizumi:
I've prepared a scenario utilizing every contact in my wide ranging network of contacts.

Kyon:
Things are gonna get complicated now.

Koizumi:
It's an amazing story about a group of friends who are aliens, time-travelers and espers. It's everything you could ever possible want in a show.

Haruhi-chan:
Okay, now that's what I'm talking about. Good job number two!

Koizumi:
Oh, I'm just happy to help.

Kyon:
I live that story every day!

Haruhi-chan:
Okay Kyon, pick a scenario and don't peek!

Kyon:
Just pick on blind? Okay, this one. This has nothing to do with me!!!

Yuki:
Yum.

Kyon:
Stop eating!!