Hot-Blooded! Dodgeball! (Part 1) Saiki:Huh Phys.ed, my least favorite class, don't get me wrong I'm good at sports, like metal and just about any event good, but that's exactly why. Classmate X:what the hell was that? Classmate X:was that a meteor? Saiki:it's so hard for me to play at a normal human XXXX ball Teacher Matsuzaki:all right losers listen up, we're playing dodge ball Classmate X:dodge ball in high school? Classmate X:ah what about cyber? Kineshi Hairo:hey wake up playing! let's give it everything we've got. so what if it's childish, it will be fun to relive our youth. let's go out there and dodge till we drop. Classmate X:well if Hairo really wants us to than i guess... Classmate X:yeah we got to give a shot, right? Saiki:that’s Kineshi Hairo. teenage idol our class rep. he's a little too relentlessly gung-ho from my taste, but the rest of the class seems to respect him. Kineshi Hairo:ok who want to be in my team? Teacher Matsuzaki:we will decide team with rock paper! Kineshi Hairo:all right. we're gonna win this thing. Saiki:I'm on Hairo’s team. this is alternative. Teacher Matsuzaki:we'll start with a jump ball. Saiki:and with that… the game is on. Saiki:getting one player out is worth that much excitement? and how is he sweating that much already, we just started. Classmate X:all right guys, we got the ball this time. hey there Saiki. we taking you first ! Saiki:Already? I might as well go with it. Classmate X:Dude, are you okay? Saiki:least I can sit out the rest of the game now, more time I spend on the bench better. Kineshi Hairo:hold it Saiki. are you actually trying to get hit by that ball? Saiki:guess I made it too obvious. Kineshi Hairo:for real? well, hey where you going you're not out. Face-safe rule. Saiki:seriously? that's the rule? great, and now I've got to throw the ball? this is ridiculous. throwing balls is where I have the most trouble masking my power. Kineshi Hairo:Saiki give it all you've got. Saiki: I'd rather not do that, you saying it like it's no big deal, if I really gave it all I've got, somebody's wind up dead, for the Face-safe rule, they won't have a face anymore, I'll try my best to throw it weakly, but just in case, I'll aim for Nendou, huh... too weak maybe? Kineshi Hairo:what the heck kind of was it a thorw is that?this isn't a game kid , serious , put some heart into it. Saiki:hey I get it, calm down. Nendou:XXXX buddy, thanks for going easy on your XXXX but right now we're supposed to be enemies. Kineshi Hairo:XXXX. Saiki:no part of that is true all right Nendou:alright, XXXX the dodge ball for nothing ! take that, and that…. Classmate X:he took out 6 player at once! Classmate X:so pain for it only got 2 guys left. Nendou:obviously, i got to save my pal for last which makes you my next target. XXXX! Kineshi Hairo:...catch it. for my brave teammates to sacrifice themselves, I'll catch it even if it kills me. All :Saiki ! Saiki:I should go out before you, sorry I couldn't play harder Hairo, but I've got my reasons. Kineshi Hairo:hey don't give up now, we’re still in this, look out! wow look ! he got the ball ! he save Saiki XXXX ! Saiki:You've got to be kidding! Classmate X:oh no! Hairo XXXX ! Classmate X:that means Saiki is the only one left on team paper ! Saiki:You've got to be kidding me ! Kineshi Hairo:Look like this it for me. Saiki:don't you give up. Kineshi Hairo:I entrust this ball to you, I know that you're hiding something Saiki, you've got a power deep inside you that you're not using. what's stopping you? now's the time I want to see you let loose and unleash all. Saiki:you do realize you're only scraped your knee right? help us Saiki, you’re only hope. Classmate Black:Yo Saiki I believe in you. Classmate X:we counting on you Saiki . Classmate X:kick their balls Saiki. Saiki:You've got to be kidding!
Hot-Blooded! Dodgeball! (Part 2) Saiki:there's nothing I hate more than being the center of attention, and yet here I am, all eyes on me. what do I do now. Classmate X:looks like Saiki found himself in a difficult spot here. Saiki on the paper team which originally at the upper hand when the start of playing, thanks for Hairo’s killer opening attack, but then Nendou to got 6 players with 1 shot, XXXX even getting out XXXX forced to leave the game, so now Saiki the only one alive of paper team. Saiki:Wow thanks for that detailed recap. so what makes this situation difficult for me isn't that I'm one man against seven, not to brag but winning this would be XXXX. problem is if I do, my likability will skyrocket and everyone's going to be watching me 24-7 which sucks. on the other hand if i throw the game and lose, I'll be about as popular as a stink bug in which case I'll attract the merciless attention of bullies. either way I'm in the spotlight, so I'm not really concerned with winning or losing, for me it's all about getting out of this unremarkably as possible, that's the challenge. 41? that's attack low. voice-over:Likability meter is an applied telepathic ability by reading the minds of everyone around him it calculates likability and quantifies it. Saiki:my goal here is 50, to get that I have to at least take out one guy. Classmate X:XXXX. Saiki:that went down fast. voice-over:with that score a girl would scream if assign the seat next to you. Saiki:figuring out how hard to throw is trickiy. if I really try, it break the sound barrier, we've had a strop of damage, but this slow ball is different from the last. Classmate X:got it ! Classmate X:Saiki so XXXX. Classmate X:try harder bro ! Saiki:this time I through...a spin ball. nice my likability back up, even if I get out now I can end up around 50, just gonna get hit next time. Kaidou:finally it’s my turn to show you what I've got, do you have any idea what that means for you Saiki? it means that you're in big trouble. Saiki:geez I have to let this kid take me out? Kaidou:here's my meteor spark genocide ball ! Classmate X:Was that a throw? Classmate X:What the hell was that Kaidou? Classmate X:it looks like Saiki got lucky, if you can't catch that that's just sad. Saiki:if I don't catch this one, my likability is gonna plummet. voice-over:with that score of 36, the students won’t put your chair down when they're done cleaning. Classmate X:all right we got the ball again. Saiki:if I throw another the spin ball that'll look suspicious. Classmate X:hey psyche over here I'm XXXX, toss it here bring me in. Saiki:i pass the ball to the outfield and gain a player, then I'll stand out less, got to make sure it gets to him XXXX so I'll put a little strength behind this. shoot, that was a little too much. voice-over:with that score of 73 peers will reciprocate nonsensical greeting. Nendou:sorry buddy ! Saiki:time to end this. Classmate X: yes, he couldn't pull it off. Classmate X:well he gave it his best. Saiki: 55 , i can look at that. Kineshi Hairo:i got it ! Classmate X:that butt is... ! Kineshi Hairo: just in time. Saiki: not you again. Classmate X:Hairo is back. Kineshi Hairo:Saiki I saw the spirit you put into that through. it really moved me. Saiki: yeah I don't care about your likability. Kineshi Hairo: I'll handle things from here ! Nendou:sorry, but your comeback ends here, I won't be dropped as easy as those puny once. Kaidou:yeah me either. Kineshi Hairo:fine let's finish this thing, bring it. Saiki:but that injury Hairo probably can't catch Nendou ball right. I've got no choice, the kid wounded his knee cause of me. much as I hate to draw attention, I hate being in debt at someone even more. Kineshi Hairo:now, you take this ! Classmate X:he did it. it’s a miracle! Saiki:oh great, it wound up at 82, I'll just have to chip away at it over time. Classmate X:Saiki so amazing. Classmate X:nice job Saiki. Nendou:Buddy, that was a really great match man. Saiki:Likeability it can freefall in the blink of an eye.
Reach Him! Sign of Love Saiki:in highschool love is always in the air which is something I consider entirely pointless, these romantic feelings elude me, take Teruhashi for example every boy in school wants her... Classmate X:Come on Teruhashi, would you gonna get a boyfriend? Teruhashi:Well, i guess i just thinking too young to be dating Classmate X:Serious? Saiki:meanwhile, I have zero interest in her because I know who she really is, so when she said something like.. Teruhashi:Studying should be our focused as student Saiki:The only thing i hear is... Teruhashi: (actually I don't get involved with immature brat) Saiki:and this is how she looks to me… Teruhashi:his annual income should be at least 40million yen. Saiki:oh yeah, I can't control this ability to see through objects, just like I can't control my telepathy, to find out more, please read The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. , anyway , that's the main reason I'll probably never want to be in a relationship, and that’'s why I'm currently facing a serious dilemma. yep. Chiyo:Saiki always looks so dreamy. Saiki:Meet my dilemma, Chiyo Yumehara. Chiyo: Oh, Saiki, lately I just can't stop thinking about you, sweet Saiki. I have such a huge crush on you.. what?! who is that? oh.. Saiki:no this won't work at all, I'll stand out as a freak, I know I'm repeating myself, but I really don't want to stand out. Chiyo:i wonder what he’s thinking right now.. Saiki:I just need her to give up on me, and to do that… Chiyo: I just need to know more about him, and to do that... Saiki:I have to get away from her XXXX Chiyo:I have to get close to XXXX Chiyo:here it comes, and he's all by himself, now's my chance, just remember the plan… First Saiki and i will bump into each other at the corner, papers flying everywhere. Saiki:are you okay? here let me help you pick these up. Chiyo:oh yeah, thank you. Saiki:sorry. Chiyo:oh, that’s okay. Saiki:you’ve got small hands. Voice-over:Love fantasy. Chiyo:okay here we go….what the...? Chiyo:all right next step, the handkerchief plan. First I casually drop this handkerchief by Saiki feet, then he sees it and says. Saiki:hey i think you drop this….smells like a sunny day. Voice-over:Justin love. Chiyo:best thing about this plan is...if he doesn't notice the handkerchief , i still have an excuse to talk to him. You can do it XXXX. Now to see if Saiki takes the bait. hmm... he’s not seeing anything...oh well that’s okay. on to plan B. oh my god that’s really bizarre, my handkerchief is...right here?! (how that happen?) that’s a disaster. Voice-over:Undeterred Chiyo continued on her mission to engage Saiki, however… Chiyo: i made waste many cookies in home-making, I was wondering if you wants. Classmate X:Yeah, i love so. Chiyo:who this guys? Voice-over:every single one of her plans fail. Chiyo:maybe Saiki and I XXXX meant to be together. great on top of everything I forgot my umbrella. that’s it! I bet Saiki brought umbrella, he seems like the responsible type. Saiki:wow, it's really coming down. ah, I am... I would you like to join me under my umbrella? Chiyo:his simle as is warm and is bright as the sun. Finally the perfect plain! oh the rain is stop, oh Saiki… I give up… it seems Saiki and i are destined to always be apart, goodbye Saiki. Saiki:goodbye Yumehara, please forget about me and find somebody else, I'm sure another guy will come along soon so… Takeru Shinoda:want to share my umbrella? Chiyo:but the rain stopped. Takeru Shinoda:But the rain of tears falling inside your heart , please let me be the umbrella for your overcast heart Chiyo:this boy…XXXX. Saiki:okay that's a little too soon.
Saiki Family Home Renovation?! Drastic Makeover!!
Saiki's Daddy:Kusuo, give me a hand moving some furniture, won't take long with your powers.
Saiki:move it yourself.
Saiki's Daddy:huh I would but I've got other things to carry…see like your mother, I've got my hands full carrying her around.
Saiki's Mommy:you are so strong honey.
Saiki:I repeat move it yourself.
Saiki's Mommy: due to a marital status, this couple has been sleeping in separate bedrooms, however that's all about to change, thanks for the help of a craftsmen. Saiki: I’m not a craftsman.
Saiki's Daddy:whoa... Saiki's Mommy: you really are amazing Saiki's Daddy:yeah. seriously what do people without a psychic don't do. flying bed!
Saiki: some of you like this idiot here may be getting the wrong idea, so let me clear a few things up. if you think my power is always convenient you're wrong, most of my abilities come with limitations and drawbacks, for instance some can only be used under certain circumstances, opps , I don't know how that picture got in there. so yeah I'm not all power.
Saiki's Daddy:Hey look at me. I'm the strongest man in the world.
Saiki's Mommy: on my goodness.
Saiki:See? I lost my strength for a second.
Saiki's Daddy:huh well that's the last of it, I'm all done now.
Saiki's Mommy: good job here you must be thirsty thirsty
Saiki:don't act like you did anything, I moved everything myself.
Saiki's Daddy:ah the bed's blocking access to the balcony. Saiki's Mommy:we know you're right. Saiki's Daddy:I'd love to move it but it's too heavy to move by myself. Saiki's Mommy:hmm only there was someone who can move it really easily. Saiki's Daddy:well to do that, they probably need psychic. Saiki's Mommy:wish there was someone with psychic power. Saiki:stop this XXXX Saiki's Daddy: is there anyone like that here? Saiki: just stop.
Saiki's Daddy: this is perfect Saiki's Mommy:now we can get to the balcony again. Saiki's Daddy: how can we thank you, how about we give you a little brother or sister? Saiki:please don't imply whatever you're implying. anyway if that's all, I'll be in my room.
Saiki's Mommy:now we can't get the closet door open. Saiki's Daddy:what a travesty!
Saiki's Mommy:well that’s so much better. Saiki's Daddy:oh yeah this time is definitely perfect. now let's go have some… Saiki: are they stupid or what?
Saiki's Daddy:maybe we should knock this wall down Saiki's Mommy:Let’s do it Saiki's Daddy:Kusuo make it happen Saiki:just remember you asked for this. well I done.
Saiki's Daddy:oh okay, thanks XXXX . Saiki:what did you expect, yeah that's a good reaction. Saiki's Daddy:this is nice, knocking it down was the right call. Saiki's Mommy:The room spacious Saiki's Daddy:Yes, really is, all the space overwhelms me . Saiki:I'm about to lose it
Saiki's Mommy:this emptiness right here bothers me Saiki's Daddy:then let's put something there Saiki's Mommy:what about a TV? Saiki's Daddy:that's not quite right I'm thinking tiger rug.
Saiki:disgusting.
Saiki's Daddy:well all we have in the house is a sofa, let's bring it in here Kusuo. oh that's a terrible place for a couch, you don’t want to sit in the corner. we can't have our head facing north. what the hell is that ? too humid. why do we need two bed for? I've never seen that ceiling before. somethings feel odd. this isn't workin,g let's take a break.
Saiki's Mommy:honey look at this. the room on the left is our bedroom and we tore down the wall cause it was too small right? but it looks like the room on the right was already much bigger, so instead of tearing down the wall, maybe we should have just make XXXX.
Saiki's Daddy:That’s it! Saiki's Mommy:Really? i did good? Saiki's Daddy: oh you did very good. right you heard the woman put the wall back up. Saiki's Mommy:XXXX
Saiki's Daddy: do it for her. Saiki's Mommy:Oh honey please. Saiki's Daddy:son I swear this really is our last request. Saiki:Better be cause I'm done. wall resume your original state Saiki's Mommy:Kuu, you’re incredible. Saiki:you're on your own now
Saiki's Daddy:our sweet castle of love is finally complete. Saiki's Mommy:I love you. Saiki: I forgot to mention my restoration ability has a drawback too.
Saiki's Mommy:where’s the bed? Saiki:see it doesn't actually revert things to their former state, all it does is turn back time for that object by one day. problem is time rewind for things that are nearby too. in this case we're dealing with a wall, so the whole house might have gone back to the way it was.
Saiki's Daddy&Mommy:what happened?
Saiki:hey what can I say? my powers aren't perfect.
Deceive! Mind Control
Matsuzaki:hey you what's up with the floppy school uniform? schoolmate X: sorry sir Matsuzaki:tuck in that shirt and pull with that pants right now . schoolmate X: Yes sir Matsuzaki:Hurry on
schoolmate Y:looks like Matsuzaki on she's on the warpath again great.
Saiki:a surprise inspection. let me ask you, think I can pass the dress code check looking like this? the answer of course is…
Matsuzaki:hey stop right there, head XXXX unacceptable
Saiki:obviously. it's to be expected since by all accounts I'm a perfectly normal student. the other day I received some fan mail asking the question, if Saiki doesn't want to stand out, why is his appearance so strange, well here's the answer, in this world my look is natural, now of course when you think about it I'm not normal at all, yet I'm the most inconspicuous kid in school, how? I'll tell you - mind control. I can alter people's thoughts XXXX some mistake. I mean I can't completely control somebody's actions , if I could this guy would shut up already.
but what I can do is make others perceive unnatural things as something totally natural,
Stranger:antenna? huh, wait is it possible there just a hair clip? oh yeah sure that's what there are. Saiki:thus I can go through life and not stick out. simple right? but I've got to use this power sparingly because if I change someone's way of thinking, it'll affect the people around them too.
take a look around. in this world you almost never see people with black hair. this phenomenon, believe it or not, is all due to my psychic power,s for some unknown reason I was born with pink hair, meanwhile all the other kids had black hair, or on occasion Brown. since I didn't want to stand out, I used mind control as a result, pink became a common hair color, and it's pretty normal now to see hair in all sorts of colors, and their hair is natural. I altered human biology right down to the genetic level, are you starting to get the potential risk of my power?
Nendou:hey wanna get some ramen?
Saiki:to tell you the truth, that's not the only thing I've changed…
okay ha ha ha darn endo
Schoolmate:you hit Nendou Schoolmate:sorry are you ok? Nendou:XXXX!! Schoolmate:sorry Nendou.
Saiki:don’t you think it's strange? how was injury healed so abnormally fast? that's right, as you've no doubt guessed , this is the result of my psychic powers too - when I was little, a kid XXX his knee, I healed. needless to say he was surprised, so I used mind control. so people stopped suffering from mild injuries they started to think it was natural for them to heal right away. as a result people's ability to self-heal increased dramatically. maybe you've noticed other freakish behavior like this…
Sportsman:here it comes, is it a fastball? or his favorite the curveball? according to his step usually throws the curveball first….
Saiki:he think too fast. yep that's all because of me, humans have evolved to think fast when they need to react instantly. now clothes can be torn off while the crotch remains covered, tiny folks can be super strong, you can knock someone out with just a chop.
all these unnatural phenomena were caused by me and yeah sure I feel some guilt for changing the world like I have but it's too late to change things back now, still at the same time I've shown some restraint and things haven't gotten too out of hand.
Kongou:what was that? what XXXX what rules I'm violating? you don't want to mess with me you bastard.
Teacher Matsuzaki:oh~
Schoolmate X:that’s legendary planet destroy attack, galactic magnum flavoured punch!
Schoolmate X: Mr. Hatakeyama !
Mr. Hatakeyama :Kongou, it seem that you are blinded by rage, you've left yourself wide open. Chop!
Schoolmate X: whoa that was a Chop, mr. Hatakeyama Chopped him.
Mr. Hatakeyama : well are you doing all right mr. Matsuzaki?
Teacher Matsuzaki:on yeah thanks you really saved XXXX….
Saiki:you'll notice his clothes XXXX, of course that's another XXXX see this isn't too bad right?
Saiki:Huh Phys.ed, my least favorite class, don't get me wrong I'm good at sports, like metal and just about any event good, but that's exactly why.
Classmate X:what the hell was that?
Classmate X:was that a meteor?
Saiki:it's so hard for me to play at a normal human XXXX ball
Teacher Matsuzaki:all right losers listen up, we're playing dodge ball
Classmate X:dodge ball in high school?
Classmate X:ah what about cyber?
Kineshi Hairo:hey wake up playing! let's give it everything we've got. so what if it's childish, it will be fun to relive our youth. let's go out there and dodge till we drop.
Classmate X:well if Hairo really wants us to than i guess...
Classmate X:yeah we got to give a shot, right?
Saiki:that’s Kineshi Hairo. teenage idol our class rep.
he's a little too relentlessly gung-ho from my taste, but the rest of the class seems to respect him.
Kineshi Hairo:ok who want to be in my team?
Teacher Matsuzaki:we will decide team with rock paper!
Kineshi Hairo:all right. we're gonna win this thing.
Saiki:I'm on Hairo’s team. this is alternative.
Teacher Matsuzaki:we'll start with a jump ball.
Saiki:and with that… the game is on.
Saiki:getting one player out is worth that much excitement? and how is he sweating that much already, we just started.
Classmate X:all right guys, we got the ball this time. hey there Saiki. we taking you first !
Saiki:Already? I might as well go with it.
Classmate X:Dude, are you okay?
Saiki:least I can sit out the rest of the game now, more time I spend on the bench better.
Kineshi Hairo:hold it Saiki. are you actually trying to get hit by that ball?
Saiki:guess I made it too obvious.
Kineshi Hairo:for real? well, hey where you going you're not out. Face-safe rule.
Saiki:seriously? that's the rule? great, and now I've got to throw the ball? this is ridiculous. throwing balls is where I have the most trouble masking my power.
Kineshi Hairo:Saiki give it all you've got.
Saiki: I'd rather not do that, you saying it like it's no big deal, if I really gave it all I've got, somebody's wind up dead, for the Face-safe rule, they won't have a face anymore, I'll try my best to throw it weakly, but just in case, I'll aim for Nendou, huh... too weak maybe?
Kineshi Hairo:what the heck kind of was it a thorw is that?this isn't a game kid , serious , put some heart into it.
Saiki:hey I get it, calm down.
Nendou:XXXX buddy, thanks for going easy on your XXXX but right now we're supposed to be enemies.
Kineshi Hairo:XXXX.
Saiki:no part of that is true all right
Nendou:alright, XXXX the dodge ball for nothing ! take that, and that….
Classmate X:he took out 6 player at once!
Classmate X:so pain for it only got 2 guys left.
Nendou:obviously, i got to save my pal for last which makes you my next target. XXXX!
Kineshi Hairo:...catch it. for my brave teammates to sacrifice themselves, I'll catch it even if it kills me.
All :Saiki !
Saiki:I should go out before you, sorry I couldn't play harder Hairo, but I've got my reasons.
Kineshi Hairo:hey don't give up now, we’re still in this, look out!
wow look ! he got the ball ! he save Saiki XXXX !
Saiki:You've got to be kidding!
Classmate X:oh no! Hairo XXXX !
Classmate X:that means Saiki is the only one left on team paper !
Saiki:You've got to be kidding me !
Kineshi Hairo:Look like this it for me.
Saiki:don't you give up.
Kineshi Hairo:I entrust this ball to you, I know that you're hiding something Saiki, you've got a power deep inside you that you're not using. what's stopping you? now's the time I want to see you let loose and unleash all.
Saiki:you do realize you're only scraped your knee right? help us Saiki, you’re only hope.
Classmate Black:Yo Saiki I believe in you.
Classmate X:we counting on you Saiki .
Classmate X:kick their balls Saiki.
Saiki:You've got to be kidding!
Hot-Blooded! Dodgeball! (Part 2)
Saiki:there's nothing I hate more than being the center of attention, and yet here I am, all eyes on me. what do I do now.
Classmate X:looks like Saiki found himself in a difficult spot here.
Saiki on the paper team which originally at the upper hand when the start of playing, thanks for Hairo’s killer opening attack, but then Nendou to got 6 players with 1 shot, XXXX even getting out XXXX forced to leave the game, so now Saiki the only one alive of paper team.
Saiki:Wow thanks for that detailed recap.
so what makes this situation difficult for me isn't that I'm one man against seven, not to brag but winning this would be XXXX. problem is if I do, my likability will skyrocket and everyone's going to be watching me 24-7 which sucks.
on the other hand if i throw the game and lose, I'll be about as popular as a stink bug in which case I'll attract the merciless attention of bullies. either way I'm in the spotlight,
so I'm not really concerned with winning or losing, for me it's all about getting out of this unremarkably as possible, that's the challenge. 41? that's attack low.
voice-over:Likability meter is an applied telepathic ability by reading the minds of everyone around him it calculates likability and quantifies it.
Saiki:my goal here is 50, to get that I have to at least take out one guy.
Classmate X:XXXX.
Saiki:that went down fast.
voice-over:with that score a girl would scream if assign the seat next to you.
Saiki:figuring out how hard to throw is trickiy. if I really try, it break the sound barrier, we've had a strop of
damage, but this slow ball is different from the last.
Classmate X:got it !
Classmate X:Saiki so XXXX.
Classmate X:try harder bro !
Saiki:this time I through...a spin ball.
nice my likability back up, even if I get out now I can end up around 50, just gonna get hit next time.
Kaidou:finally it’s my turn to show you what I've got, do you have any idea what that means for you Saiki? it means that you're in big trouble.
Saiki:geez I have to let this kid take me out?
Kaidou:here's my meteor spark genocide ball !
Classmate X:Was that a throw?
Classmate X:What the hell was that Kaidou?
Classmate X:it looks like Saiki got lucky, if you can't catch that that's just sad.
Saiki:if I don't catch this one, my likability is gonna plummet.
voice-over:with that score of 36, the students won’t put your chair down when they're done cleaning.
Classmate X:all right we got the ball again.
Saiki:if I throw another the spin ball that'll look suspicious.
Classmate X:hey psyche over here I'm XXXX, toss it here bring me in.
Saiki:i pass the ball to the outfield and gain a player, then I'll stand out less, got to make sure it gets to him XXXX so I'll put a little strength behind this.
shoot, that was a little too much.
voice-over:with that score of 73 peers will reciprocate nonsensical greeting.
Nendou:sorry buddy !
Saiki:time to end this.
Classmate X: yes, he couldn't pull it off.
Classmate X:well he gave it his best.
Saiki: 55 , i can look at that.
Kineshi Hairo:i got it !
Classmate X:that butt is... !
Kineshi Hairo: just in time.
Saiki: not you again.
Classmate X:Hairo is back.
Kineshi Hairo:Saiki I saw the spirit you put into that through. it really moved me.
Saiki: yeah I don't care about your likability.
Kineshi Hairo: I'll handle things from here !
Nendou:sorry, but your comeback ends here, I won't be dropped as easy as those puny once.
Kaidou:yeah me either.
Kineshi Hairo:fine let's finish this thing, bring it.
Saiki:but that injury Hairo probably can't catch Nendou ball right.
I've got no choice, the kid wounded his knee cause of me. much as I hate to draw attention, I hate being in debt at someone even more.
Kineshi Hairo:now, you take this !
Classmate X:he did it. it’s a miracle!
Saiki:oh great, it wound up at 82, I'll just have to chip away at it over time.
Classmate X:Saiki so amazing.
Classmate X:nice job Saiki.
Nendou:Buddy, that was a really great match man.
Saiki:Likeability it can freefall in the blink of an eye.
Reach Him! Sign of Love
Saiki:in highschool love is always in the air which is something I consider entirely pointless, these romantic feelings elude me, take Teruhashi for example every boy in school wants her...
Classmate X:Come on Teruhashi, would you gonna get a boyfriend?
Teruhashi:Well, i guess i just thinking too young to be dating
Classmate X:Serious?
Saiki:meanwhile, I have zero interest in her because I know who she really is, so when she said something like..
Teruhashi:Studying should be our focused as student
Saiki:The only thing i hear is...
Teruhashi: (actually I don't get involved with immature brat)
Saiki:and this is how she looks to me…
Teruhashi:his annual income should be at least 40million yen.
Saiki:oh yeah, I can't control this ability to see through objects, just like I can't control my telepathy, to find out
more, please read The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. , anyway , that's the main reason I'll probably never want to be in a relationship, and that’'s why I'm currently facing a serious dilemma. yep.
Chiyo:Saiki always looks so dreamy.
Saiki:Meet my dilemma, Chiyo Yumehara.
Chiyo: Oh, Saiki, lately I just can't stop thinking about you, sweet Saiki. I have such a huge crush on you.. what?! who is that? oh..
Saiki:no this won't work at all, I'll stand out as a freak, I know I'm repeating myself, but I really don't want to stand out. Chiyo:i wonder what he’s thinking right now..
Saiki:I just need her to give up on me, and to do that…
Chiyo: I just need to know more about him, and to do that...
Saiki:I have to get away from her XXXX
Chiyo:I have to get close to XXXX
Chiyo:here it comes, and he's all by himself, now's my chance, just remember the plan…
First Saiki and i will bump into each other at the corner, papers flying everywhere.
Saiki:are you okay? here let me help you pick these up.
Chiyo:oh yeah, thank you.
Saiki:sorry.
Chiyo:oh, that’s okay.
Saiki:you’ve got small hands.
Voice-over:Love fantasy.
Chiyo:okay here we go….what the...?
Chiyo:all right next step, the handkerchief plan. First I casually drop this handkerchief by Saiki feet, then he sees it and says.
Saiki:hey i think you drop this….smells like a sunny day.
Voice-over:Justin love.
Chiyo:best thing about this plan is...if he doesn't notice the handkerchief , i still have an excuse to talk to him. You can do it XXXX. Now to see if Saiki takes the bait.
hmm... he’s not seeing anything...oh well that’s okay. on to plan B. oh my god that’s really bizarre, my handkerchief is...right here?! (how that happen?) that’s a disaster.
Voice-over:Undeterred Chiyo continued on her mission to engage Saiki, however…
Chiyo: i made waste many cookies in home-making, I was wondering if you wants.
Classmate X:Yeah, i love so.
Chiyo:who this guys?
Voice-over:every single one of her plans fail.
Chiyo:maybe Saiki and I XXXX meant to be together. great on top of everything I forgot my umbrella. that’s it!
I bet Saiki brought umbrella, he seems like the responsible type.
Saiki:wow, it's really coming down. ah, I am... I would you like to join me under my umbrella?
Chiyo:his simle as is warm and is bright as the sun. Finally the perfect plain!
oh the rain is stop, oh Saiki… I give up… it seems Saiki and i are destined to always be apart, goodbye Saiki.
Saiki:goodbye Yumehara, please forget about me and find somebody else, I'm sure another guy will come along
soon so…
Takeru Shinoda:want to share my umbrella?
Chiyo:but the rain stopped.
Takeru Shinoda:But the rain of tears falling inside your heart , please let me be the umbrella for your overcast heart
Chiyo:this boy…XXXX.
Saiki:okay that's a little too soon.
Saiki Family Home Renovation?! Drastic Makeover!!
Saiki's Daddy:Kusuo, give me a hand moving some furniture, won't take long with your powers.
Saiki:move it yourself.
Saiki's Daddy:huh I would but I've got other things to carry…see like your mother, I've got my hands full carrying her around.
Saiki's Mommy:you are so strong honey.
Saiki:I repeat move it yourself.
Saiki's Mommy: due to a marital status, this couple has been sleeping in separate bedrooms, however that's all about to change, thanks for the help of a craftsmen.
Saiki: I’m not a craftsman.
Saiki's Daddy:whoa...
Saiki's Mommy: you really are amazing
Saiki's Daddy:yeah. seriously what do people without a psychic don't do. flying bed!
Saiki: some of you like this idiot here may be getting the wrong idea, so let me clear a few things up.
if you think my power is always convenient you're wrong, most of my abilities come with limitations and drawbacks, for instance some can only be used under certain circumstances, opps , I don't know how that picture got in there.
so yeah I'm not all power.
Saiki's Daddy:Hey look at me. I'm the strongest man in the world.
Saiki's Mommy: on my goodness.
Saiki:See? I lost my strength for a second.
Saiki's Daddy:huh well that's the last of it, I'm all done now.
Saiki's Mommy: good job here you must be thirsty
thirsty
Saiki:don't act like you did anything, I moved everything myself.
Saiki's Daddy:ah the bed's blocking access to the balcony.
Saiki's Mommy:we know you're right.
Saiki's Daddy:I'd love to move it but it's too heavy to move by myself.
Saiki's Mommy:hmm only there was someone who can move it really easily.
Saiki's Daddy:well to do that, they probably need psychic.
Saiki's Mommy:wish there was someone with psychic power.
Saiki:stop this XXXX
Saiki's Daddy: is there anyone like that here?
Saiki: just stop.
Saiki's Daddy: this is perfect
Saiki's Mommy:now we can get to the balcony again.
Saiki's Daddy: how can we thank you, how about we give you a little brother or sister?
Saiki:please don't imply whatever you're implying. anyway if that's all, I'll be in my room.
Saiki's Mommy:now we can't get the closet door open.
Saiki's Daddy:what a travesty!
Saiki's Mommy:well that’s so much better.
Saiki's Daddy:oh yeah this time is definitely perfect. now let's go have some…
Saiki: are they stupid or what?
Saiki's Daddy:maybe we should knock this wall down
Saiki's Mommy:Let’s do it
Saiki's Daddy:Kusuo make it happen
Saiki:just remember you asked for this. well I done.
Saiki's Daddy:oh okay, thanks XXXX .
Saiki:what did you expect, yeah that's a good reaction.
Saiki's Daddy:this is nice, knocking it down was the right call.
Saiki's Mommy:The room spacious
Saiki's Daddy:Yes, really is, all the space overwhelms me .
Saiki:I'm about to lose it
Saiki's Mommy:this emptiness right here bothers me
Saiki's Daddy:then let's put something there
Saiki's Mommy:what about a TV?
Saiki's Daddy:that's not quite right I'm thinking tiger rug.
Saiki:disgusting.
Saiki's Daddy:well all we have in the house is a sofa, let's bring it in here Kusuo. oh that's a terrible place for a couch, you don’t want to sit in the corner. we can't have our head facing north.
what the hell is that ? too humid. why do we need two bed for? I've never seen that ceiling before.
somethings feel odd. this isn't workin,g let's take a break.
Saiki's Mommy:honey look at this. the room on the left is our bedroom and we tore down the wall cause
it was too small right? but it looks like the room on the right was already much bigger, so instead of tearing down
the wall, maybe we should have just make XXXX.
Saiki's Daddy:That’s it!
Saiki's Mommy:Really? i did good?
Saiki's Daddy: oh you did very good. right you heard the woman put the wall back up.
Saiki's Mommy:XXXX
Saiki's Daddy: do it for her.
Saiki's Mommy:Oh honey please.
Saiki's Daddy:son I swear this really is our last request.
Saiki:Better be cause I'm done. wall resume your original state
Saiki's Mommy:Kuu, you’re incredible.
Saiki:you're on your own now
Saiki's Daddy:our sweet castle of love is finally complete.
Saiki's Mommy:I love you.
Saiki: I forgot to mention my restoration ability has a drawback too.
Saiki's Mommy:where’s the bed?
Saiki:see it doesn't actually revert things to their former state, all it does is turn back time for that object by one day. problem is time rewind for things that are nearby too. in this case we're dealing with a wall, so the whole house might have gone back to the way it was.
Saiki's Daddy&Mommy:what happened?
Saiki:hey what can I say? my powers aren't perfect.
Deceive! Mind Control
Matsuzaki:hey you what's up with the floppy school uniform?
schoolmate X: sorry sir
Matsuzaki:tuck in that shirt and pull with that pants right now .
schoolmate X: Yes sir
Matsuzaki:Hurry on
schoolmate Y:looks like Matsuzaki on she's on the warpath again great.
Saiki:a surprise inspection. let me ask you, think I can pass the dress code check looking like this? the answer of
course is…
Matsuzaki:hey stop right there, head XXXX unacceptable
Saiki:obviously.
it's to be expected since by all accounts I'm a perfectly normal student. the other day I received some fan mail asking the question, if Saiki doesn't want to stand out, why is his appearance so strange, well here's the answer, in this world my look is natural, now of course when you think about it I'm not normal at all, yet I'm the most inconspicuous kid in school, how? I'll tell you - mind control. I can alter people's thoughts XXXX some mistake. I mean I can't completely control somebody's actions , if I could this guy would shut up already.
but what I can do is make others perceive unnatural things as something totally natural,
Stranger:antenna? huh, wait is it possible there just a hair clip? oh yeah sure that's what there are.
Saiki:thus I can go through life and not stick out. simple right? but I've got to use this power sparingly because if I change someone's way of thinking, it'll affect the people around them too.
take a look around. in this world you almost never see people with black hair. this phenomenon, believe it or not, is all due to my psychic power,s for some unknown reason I was born with pink hair, meanwhile all the other kids had black hair, or on occasion Brown. since I didn't want to stand out, I used mind control as a result, pink became a common hair color, and it's pretty normal now to see hair in all sorts of colors, and their hair is natural. I altered human biology right
down to the genetic level, are you starting to get the potential risk of my power?
Nendou:hey wanna get some ramen?
Saiki:to tell you the truth, that's not the only thing I've changed…
okay ha ha ha darn endo
Schoolmate:you hit Nendou
Schoolmate:sorry are you ok?
Nendou:XXXX!!
Schoolmate:sorry Nendou.
Saiki:don’t you think it's strange? how was injury healed so abnormally fast? that's right, as you've no doubt guessed , this is the result of my psychic powers too - when I was little, a kid XXX his knee, I healed. needless to say he was surprised, so I used mind control. so people stopped suffering from mild injuries they started to think it was natural for them to heal right away. as a result people's ability to self-heal increased dramatically. maybe you've noticed other freakish behavior like this…
Sportsman:here it comes, is it a fastball? or his favorite the curveball? according to his step usually throws
the curveball first….
Saiki:he think too fast. yep that's all because of me, humans have evolved to think fast when they need to react instantly. now clothes can be torn off while the crotch remains covered, tiny folks can be super strong, you can knock someone out with just a chop.
all these unnatural phenomena were caused by me and yeah sure I feel some guilt for changing the world like I have but it's too late to change things back now, still at the same time I've shown some restraint and things haven't gotten
too out of hand.
Kongou:what was that? what XXXX what rules I'm violating? you don't want to mess with me you bastard.
Teacher Matsuzaki:oh~
Schoolmate X:that’s legendary planet destroy attack, galactic magnum flavoured punch!
Schoolmate X: Mr. Hatakeyama !
Mr. Hatakeyama :Kongou, it seem that you are blinded by rage, you've left yourself wide open. Chop!
Schoolmate X: whoa that was a Chop, mr. Hatakeyama Chopped him.
Mr. Hatakeyama : well are you doing all right mr. Matsuzaki?
Teacher Matsuzaki:on yeah thanks you really saved XXXX….
Saiki:you'll notice his clothes XXXX, of course that's another XXXX see this isn't too bad right?