Kagami:
Do any of you guys know what the heck this line is for?

Tsukasa:
Yuki-chan, do you know?

Miyuki:
No, I don't.

Konata:
Well, guys...

Konata:
Urh...

Kagami:
I should've known...

Konata:
Uh?

Kagami:
And before you get your hopes up, I didn't win either.

Konata:
Urgh...

Miyuki:
Oh... It seems I've won.

Tsukasa:
I did, too!

Konata:
You are the best friends I ever had!

Kagami:
What about me?

Konata:
Oh, man, I can't see anything... Oh...

Kagami:
Come on.

Konata:
Oh...


Tsukasa:
That was amazing!

Miyuki:
I was so impressed!

Tsukasa:
Did you guys see the MC, I thought he was super cute!

Kagami:
Eh? You're kidding.

Tsukasa:
You didn't think so?

Kagami:
Not really my type.

Kagami:
Hm? Are you feeling okay, Konata?
You are awfully quiet.


Konata:
Uh? Uh-huh...

Kagami:
I guess the concert really took it out of you, didn't it?
I mean it was pretty impressive and I'm even feeling drained.


Konata:
Uh-huh...
I wonder what this feeling I'm feeling is...




Kagami:
What are you doing?

Konata:
Huh?

Kagami:
Come on, let's go.

Konata:
Man, you picked the weirdest things to get all proactive about.

Kagami:
It's the last day to see the cherry blossoms blooming.
I don't wanna miss it.


Tsukasa:
Besides, when you put it off on the next day or the day after,
something always happens.
It'll rain and all the petals will start falling off.


Konata:
Hey, what happened to that goldfish
you caught at the summer festival last year?


Kagami:
Mm... Actually...

Konata:
Hm?

Kagami:
I sorta gave him too much food and now he's like this big.

Konata:
That's big! Like a Shogun!

Kagami:
I guess I pampered the little guy too much.

Konata:
Wait a minute.
Are you sure you are feeding it the right food
'cause that thing is definitely not a goldfish anymore.


Kagami:
Maybe he's fat 'cause he is living a happy peaceful life,
you know.

Konata:
Huh? So you're gonna eat him?

Kagami:
What are you saying?!

Konata:
That reminds me of this anime with pets who die and return human.
They go back to thier owners and they're all "Welcome home, master."

Kagami:
Here you go with another hard-core reference.

Kagami:
Maybe I should put him on a little diet.

Konata:
Kagami?
You're not gonna replace him with a skinnier one, are you?

Kagami:
What? Urgh!

Tsukasa:
It's getting pretty cold, isn't it?

Kagami:
I guess we'll head home.

Konata:
It kinda sucks when you're out to see the cherry blossoms at night,
but you're not dressed for it.


Tsukasa:
Your butt gets so cold while you're sitting down, too.

Miyuki:
I heard somewhere that the average temperature in March is
basically the same as December's.
And April's average temperature is similar to November's.


Tsukasa:
Wow, if this was November or December, I'd be piling on the layers.

Kagami:
Yeah. And in March and April, you never seem to have enough layers on.

Konata:
Maybe it's 'cause you get tired of wearing your winter clothes.

Miyuki:
Perhaps it's how one subconsciously expresses
their desire for spring to arrive.

Konata:
Hey, Kagami doesn't look like she is cold.

Kagami:
Huh?

Konata:
So she must have come prepared... wearing wool undies, huh.

Kagami:
I am not!

Kagami:
Ah, hm...
Sorry, Gyopi, that's all you get today.
Ah...
If this thing comes back to me as an aggressive boyfriend
I'm so gonna be hating my life...
Yeah, as if, ha-ha...


Tsukasa:
I wonder what's wrong with her.

Sojiro:
Man, my nose hurts.
My skin is so delicate it's got rough of all this blowing.
This time of year always does this to me.
It's relentless.


Konata:
That sucks, Dad.

Sojiro:
I guess I'm always home anyway.

Konata:
Don't worry, I heard there's lots of stuff you can buy now
that helps with hay fever and allergies.


Sojiro:
Oh, really?

Sojiro:
Transformation!

Sojiro:
It's luxe!
And it's cut now like 99% of the pollen!


Konata:
Now, you are as suspicious on the outside
as you were on the inside.
Please, Dad, don't let the police catch you like that.


Sojiro:
Well, I'm off to the store now.

Konata:
'Kay, have fun, Dad.

Sojiro:
You wanna go?

Konata:
Nah, no thanks.
Hold it, Dad! You are not going out there like that, are you?


Sojiro:
Why not?
That's why I got my gear on, I'll be okay.



Newscaster:
Onto a next story.
Around 11 o'clock last night, a woman barged into a convenience store
and attempted to walk out with the day's earnings.
However, an employee...

Konata:
Hey, Yu-chan...

Yutaka:
Uh-huh?

Konata:
I was thinking that maybe all these convenience-store robbers
were just pretending to have allergies.


Yutaka:
Huh, yeah, I guess you're right.

Yui:
Freeze!

Sojiro:
Why, me?

Konata:
Wow!

Kagami:
What, tomorrow? Yeah, let's go.
We haven't done that in a while.


Konata:
And I finished all of my homework by myself!

Kagami:
Huh? Did you say by yourself?
No way! You're kidding, right?!
You really did?!


Konata:
No, I lied.
C'mon, it's April Fool! Did you forget?
Didn't you tell a lie today?
That's what it's about!


Kagami:
So, I guess this means you're not gonna do your homework
by yourself.
You must be so bored calling me up at this hour
just to April-fools me.
Huh, whatever, slackenstein.
I'll see you tomorrow.

Konata:
Hm? Izumi residence.

Kuroi:
Oh, hiya, this is Kuroi.

Konata:
Oh, hi, ma'am.

Kuroi:
Oh, hey, it's me.
So that game you let me borrow,
I sorta accidentally saved over your data.


Konata:
What?!

Kuroi:
Hahaha, I got you! I so got you!
You totally fell for it, April Fool!


Konata:
She must be so bored calling this late.

Konata:
Um, ma'am?

Kuroi:
Yeah, what's up?

Konata:
The other day, Miyuki-san said...

Miyuki:
Come now, being a teacher is such an easy job.
I mean if Miss Kuroi can do it...


Konata:
That's what she said.

Kuroi:
That brat.
So that nice crab's all her act, huh?


Konata:
Um, ma'am, April fools...

Kagami:
So basically, Konata called just to April-fools me.
Unbelievable.


Tsukasa:
Ehehe...

Kagami:
You have a chance to trick anyone with a lie today?

Tsukasa:
Um, yeah, I did.

Kagami:
No way, you did?!
What was the lie you told.


Tsukasa:
Um...
What I said just now.
I lied when I said I lied.


Kagami:
You, what?!
Wait, you don't have to force yourself to tell a lie today, you know.


Tsukasa:
So, what kinda lie did Kona-chan tell?

Kagami:
Hmm, she said she finished her homework all by herself.
And I was pretty dumb to fall for it too.
Everyone knows that'll never happen.


Tsukasa:
So if she was lying, then it means
she hasn't finished her homework.


Kagami:
Knowing her, I'm positive she hasn't finished it.

Tsukasa:
Oh, okay.

Kagami:
You're just glad someone's in the same boat as you,
aren't you?


Tsukasa:
Ah... Well I... Ehehe....
Konata:
Hm?

Sojiro:
Hey, Konata, you got a minute?

Konata:
Uh-huh.

Sojiro:
Hm...
So, is it interesting?


Konata:
Yeah, unique.

Sojiro:
Hm, oh, that's good...
Um, Konata, I'm thinking about getting married again,
and well, there it is, okay?


Konata:
Okay.

Sojiro:
No, it's perfectly normal you'd be against the idea.
Kanata is your real mom and she always will be.
But that's not what...
Huh? Wait a sec, Konata.
Are you saying if I get married again, you're okay with it?


Konata:
Sure, why not?

Sojiro:
And... you do know that it means you'll have a new mom, right?
You're still okay with that?


Konata:
Oh, yeah, so what's my new mom gonna be like?

Sojiro:
Um... Yeah, well...
I mean it's a pretty serious thing,
you can't take new mothers lightly, uh, uh...


Konata:
Hm-hmm.
TV:
Next question, what is the modest and polite form
of the word "iku"?

Matsuri:
That's an easy one, it's "ukagau".

Tsukasa:
Yeah, you're right, it's definitely "ukagau".

Miki:
I'm with you girls on that one.

Inori:
Oh, come on, of course it is.

Tadao:
Uh-huh.

TV:
And the answer is "mairu"!

Everyone:
Ah!

Matsuri:
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right.

Tsukasa:
I guess it is, isn't it?

Miki:
I can't believe I thought without one...

Kagami:
Great, now it's all weird.
It's always like this when someone who thinks they're right
finds out they're wrong.


TV:
The first multiple-choice question is:
Which of the following prefectures do not face towards the ocean?
Is it A: Ibaraki.
Or is it B: Tochigi.
Or is it C: Kyoto.

Matsuri:
It's B.

Tsukasa:
B, right?

Miki:
Definitely B.

Tadao:
Uh-huh.

Inori:
This one's way too easy.

TV:
And the answer is B!

TV:
Next question.
The most famous problem in the history of mathematics was finally proven
by Professor Wiles of Princeton University, in 1994.
Which of the following three choices is the name of that theorem?
Is it A: Pythagorean theorem?
Or is it B: Taylor's theorem?
Or C: Fermat's last theorem?

Kagami:
Funny, how everyone's so quick to answer when it's obvious.
But when it's not, they all clam up!


Konata:
Hey guys, before our spring break's over, what do you say
we all go and hang out at Miyuki-san's?


Kagami:
Awesome idea.
I always wanted to see her place but it's so far away.


Konata:
Hm... Miyuki-san's rich, I bet her house is really amazing.
I wonder what it's like.


Tsukasa:
Hm, maybe she's got a swimming pool.

Konata:
Maybe she's got security guards all around the perimeter.

Kagami:
Oh, come one, that's silly.

Konata:
Oh, I bet she's got a pet or something like that!

Tsukasa:
I always pictured her having a white ferret.
A really cute one!


Konata:
Uh-uh, a dog.
A big white dog.
And she's got a big back yard and a white parasol!


Kagami:
Well, the dog's a possibility.

Konata:
So, that's pretty much how that conversation went.

Miyuki:
You're welcome to come over, but please don't get your hopes up.
For one thing, we don't have any pets at all.
Oh, but one of our neighbors has all the criteria you're looking for.
They have a big white dog and, I believe, a parasol.


Konata:
Oh...

Konata:
She said her neighbor is gonna be starting Ryouou highschool
this year too.


Yutaka:
Really?

Konata:
Hey, you wanna come along if we invite her?


Miyuki:
One of my friends has a cousin who'll be starting
her first year at Ryouou this spring.


Konata, Miyuki:
It really is a small world, don't you think?

Tsukasa:
I'm super sleepy today...

Kagami:
'Course you are.
That's 'cause you are always waking up in the middle of the day.
Oh, there's Konata.
Hey!


Konata:
Uh... uh...

Kagami:
Got in the habit of sleeping in too, huh?

Konata:
I've been gaming my brains out for three days straight.
I'm gonna die...


Kagami:
These guys have one thing in common, they're totally lazy!

Konata:
Look! We're in the same class again!

Tsukasa:
Yeah, you're right! Isn't that awesome?

Miyuki:
Good morning.

Tsukasa:
Hi, Yuki-chan, good morning.

Konata:
Morning!
Guess what! You're in the same class as us!


Miyuki:
Really? Oh, there I am. Fantastic!

Tsukasa:
I hope we all have a great year together.

Konata:
I second that.

Yutaka:
Wow! Look, we're in the same class!

Minami:
Uh-huh.

Yutaka:
Oh, um, I hope the two of us have a good year together.

Minami:
So do I.

Yutaka:
Ahaha...

Kagami:
.....

Konata:
Hey, Kagami's in a different class again.

Kagami:
It's not like I don't see you guys all the time anyway.
I mean if I wasn't in a different class,
you guys would wear me out!


Tsukasa:
But Sis...

Miyuki:
I think it's a shame.

Kagami:
Not even, this is the way it's always been.
Besides, Konata's gonna be swinging by all the time
to borrow notes or book or something anyway.


Konata:
You read my mind.

Kagami:
So it's cool, okay?
I'll see you guys later.


Konata
See ya.

Tsukasa:
Sis, see you later.

Kagami:
Huh...

Misao:
He-hey, Hiiragi!
Think we're in the same class again?
Yup, we're in the same class again!
Man, we've been in the same class together five years in a row!


Ayano:
Let's have another good one.

Kagami:
Ah... Yeah, sure.

Misao:
You see that?
Some people are so focused on thier goals,
they end up getting all cold-hearted and stuff.


Ayano:
Oh, be nice.

Misao:
What are we, the background scenery or something?

Konata:
Hm, what kind of standard do you think they use
when they split up the classes?


Miyuki:
Let's see, I heard they try to sort classes based on average test scores.
They also separate students depending on who's related to whom.
Oh, and they also try to put the trouble makers in different classes.
Ultimately, I think it depends on the school you're attending.


Konata:
Well, on TV and in the movies, they always put all the bad kids
in the same class.

Miyuki:
It's more compelling.

Konata:
But high schools are supposed to make sure that everyone
who goes there is at the same level,
so there shouldn't be any trouble makers around.


Miyuki:
You do have a point.

Kagami:
Miyuki...
This is where you tell her she happens to be
one of the trouble makers at this school.
And you don't wanna be seen with the trouble maker, do you?


Miyuki:
It's nothing like that.

Tsukasa:
That was the bell, but our teacher's not here yet.

Konata:
I know, I wonder what's up?

Kuroi:
Sit your butts down right now!
That was close, but I made it!


Konata:
Just barely.

Kuroi:
Listen up, I'm Kuroi, your teacher.
Since you all made it this far, it's important you guys snap out of vacation-mode,
change your ways and become the awesome students I know you are...
Arh...


Minoru:
Yo-you gotta be kidding me!

Kuroi:
I'm not gonna yak all day about how you all need to study hard.
But you're all seniors now, so make your time count while you're here.
All righty, let's get to handing out the class duties.
Takara, you wanna be the class rep for the first half of the year?


Miyuki:
Oh, yes, ma'am.

Konata:
I tell you, once you've been a class rep, it's really hard to get people
to think of you as being anything else.


Miyuki:
Yes, that's true.
But it's fine, I really don't mind doing it.


Tsukasa:
Teachers always decide that stuff at the beginning of the year.

Miyuki:
And since there are so many people we don't know,
it's hard to nominate someone.


Konata:
Yeah, but we're talking about Miss Kuroi here,
she picked you 'cause it's gonna be less work for her.


Kuroi:
I heard that!

Konata:
Oh.

Tsukasa:
Our teacher's hair was such a mess today!

Miyuki:
I think we're going to have another fun year with Miss Kuroi,
don't you?


Konata:
Yeah, her classes are always fun.
You know what they say, the teacher's the one
who's supposed to set the tone for the rest of the class.


Kagami:
That totally explains it!

Tsukasa, Konata:
Hm?

Kagami:
Now I know why the two of you are so lazy,
it's because your teacher is too, isn't it?


Tsukasa, Konata:
Ah!

Kuroi:
I heard that, honey.
Minami:
I'm Iwasaki... Hi there.

Boy1:
Oh, wow, that girl's totally cute.

Boy2:
I was in the same class as her in junior high.
She doesn't talk, man. All she does is read books.
She's kinda creepy.

Yutaka:
She is not creepy. She is nice.
I'm the only one who knows what she is really like.


Teacher:
Next.

Yutaka:
Oh, I'm coming!

Yutaka:
I have to make a good impression.
I'll be bright and cheerful.


Yutaka:
I'm Yutaka Kobayakawa.
I'm short like a fifth grader, but I didn't skip any grades to get here.
Just kidding!


Student:
She skipped grades?

Student:
Oh, man, she's the tiniest...

Yutaka:
Huh? Huh? Huh?
I think Oneichan's geekiness is rubbing off on me.


Teacher:
Okay, how about we figure out the class duties next?
Does anybody wanna volunteer for class rep?
'Course not, who would...

Boy2
Iwasaki, you were the rep in junior high,
why don't you volunteer?

Teacher:
Is that true, Iwasaki?
You wanna be class rep?

Minami:
I'm sorry, sir.
But I'd like to do something different.


Teacher:
Hm... I would have like someone with experience.

Yutaka:
What do you wanna do?
Are you gonna work in the library?


Minami:
The nurse's office.

Yutaka:
Oh, I'd like to be the class rep, sir!

Yutaka:
She really is nice!
Konata:
It's spring time...
Something new is about to happen.
I can feel it...
A new friend...
A new life...
A new...
...love!
With the childhood friend...
With an older boy you have a crush on.
Or with a strange transfer student...
The anticipation you feel the "five seconds before falling in love", MK5!
That's how I always pictured it to be...


Konata:
But the reality is that starting from scratch with a total stranger
is how depressing...


Kagami:
Whatever, I'm used to it already.
You're still better off than I am!

Yutaka:
Oneichan!

Konata:
Hey, Yu-chan, haven't seen you all day!

Yutaka:
Yeah, I know, I know, not since this morning.

Minami, Konata:
Uh...

Yutaka:
This is the girl who helped me out that one day,
you know the one I told you about?


Konata:
Oh, right. Awesome, nice to meet ya!

Minami:
Nice to meet you.

Yutaka:
See, see, it's just like I told you.
I knew she'd get accepted here and she did!


Konata:
Yeah, you're right, there she is.
But she could've picked a different school
even though she'd got accepted here.


Yutaka:
Ah! But she didn't and now she is here, so it's okay!

Konata:
Yeah, anyway, Yu-chan, where were you guys headed?

Yutaka:
We wanted to find the nurse's office,
'cause I'm sure I'm gonna be seeing a lot of it.


Konata:
Oh, I hear that.

Yutaka:
Oh, I know you could show us where it is!

Konata:
Sure, no problem.
I'll show you guys the way.
Hmm...


Yutaka:
Hm?

Konata:
Where was the nurse's office again?

Yutaka:
Uh...

Konata:
I don't really know 'cause I never had to go there.

Kagami:
You're kidding.
You've been here
two years and you still don't know
where the nurse's office is?


Konata:
I can't help if I have been usually healthy the last two years.

Kagami:
You went and had your physical exams there.

Tsukasa:
Actually, I don't think I've ever been inside the art room.

Miyuki:
Well, you're majoring in music, so you probably don't have the time.
Take me for example, I have yet to venture anywhere near the judo hall.


Konata:
And I just found out a while ago that we have a tea room here.

Kagami:
Well, I guess if you've gone to the same school for three years,
maybe what it is that you only go to the places you need to go
or something like that.


Tsukasa:
Hate to say it, but I don't go to the study hall that much.

Konata:
I always go to the study hall.

Kagami:
No... way.

Konata:
It's the only room quiet enough where a girl can catch up on her zzz's.
Uh-huh.


Everyone:
Huh...

Konata:
I saw Yu-chan hanging out with that girl she met
during the entrance exams.
They were looking for the nurse's office.
And she said they were both in the same class.
It's like a miracle!


Tsukasa:
If you ask me, it's a miracle that I got to meet Kona-chan
and Yuki-chan here and that we all got to be friends.


Kagami:
Good point.

Miyuki:
It's hard to believe this will be the last year the four of us
will be together like this.


Everyone:
Huh...

Konata:
And Kagami was in a different class the whole time.

Kagami:
Thanks for reminding me, buzz-kill.
Kuroi:
The answer is B, the poisoned carrot.
This will be on the exam, so make sure to remember it.
Yo, wake up, Izumi!


Konata:
Ah, Potemkin?!

Kuroi:
What the heck were you dreaming about?

Konata:
Sorry Teach.
I don't know what happened.
I was actually concentrated really hard and not falling asleep.


Kuroi:
Oh?

Konata:
Yeah, ma'am, but the monster called "sleepiness" just kept coming!

Kuroi:
Oh, yeah...

Konata:
It sneaks up on me!
I can't dodge it!
It's my destiny!


Kuroi:
I appreciate your honesty and your tempted explanation.
But maybe this'll wake you up.


Konata:
You never fall asleep in class, Miyuki-san.
Is there a trick to it or something?


Miyuki:
I can't say there's any tick to it at all.
I really need my sleep so I tend to go to bet
around 11 o'clock at the latest.


Konata:
Huh?

Miyuki:
In fact, until last year, I'd always be in bed by 10.

Konata:
No way! That's impossible. She's like a machine!


Tsukasa:
Hm? Hmm?

Konata:
I knew this stuff was important and I remember taking notes
in class 'cause I knew I'd have to study it later.
But I can't tell what any of this is 'cause I was half asleep
when I was writing it.


Tsukasa:
I can't tell either.

Konata:
You know what?
Looking at it now, I'm thinking how awesome is that
'cause it shows I'm trying really hard to study, uh-huh.
I just wish I could figure out what the hell I wrote down.


Tsukasa:
Um...

Kuroi:
They're equations.

Konata:
Uh? Miss Kuroi...
That's great, ma'am!
You can understand my horrible scribbling?


Kuroi:
'Course I can.
The only problem is that you should've been dreaming
about world history 'cause that's when you were writing on.


Konata:
Ehe...

Konata:
Okay!


Yutaka:
Oneichan, what are you doing up so late?

Konata:
Huh?

Konata:
Hmm... So it stinks after all.
Uh-oh, I didn't know it was so late.
Ooh, I wonder if anyone else is online?
Ah!


Kuroi:
You never learn!
Can't wait to see you in class tomorrow!

Akira:
Hiya Luckies!
This is Lucky Channel, the show that strives for world peace,
or so they say.
And I'm your navigator, Akira "Pretty" Kogami.

Minoru:
And I am the assistant, Minoru Shiraishi.

Akira:
I cannot believe we're already on episode fifteen.
Wait, today is our fifteenth episode?

Minoru:
That would be correct.

Akira:
So you're done after today's episode, huh?

Minoru:
Ah ah...

Akira:
Bye-nee.

Minoru:
Huh!?

Akira:
Didn't you hear?
Producer said starting with episode sixteen,
I was gonna be playing sole on Lucky Channel, uh-huh?
That's what he said and he even wished me good luck.

Minoru:
Wait! Can we talk about this!?

Akira:
Ha! I got you, April fools'!
You totally fell for it, didn't you?


Minoru:
Oh yeah, you got me. Oh yeah, funny, yeah...

Akira:
Sainara. Today's show looked like a blast.
"The performance of Haruhi Suzumiya"?
Could've been your twin brother hosting it.
He looks so much like you.

Minoru:
I, I don't think I know what you're talking about, ha-ha...

Akira:
So when the hell am I gonna get my own concert, huh?

Minoru:
Oh... I don't know.

Akira:
You guys need to tell me the stuff in advance,
'cause my schedule gets filled up pretty fast these days, bally!


Minoru:
Sure, I'll check on it right now.
Look, the eastern skies... are burning red.

Akira:
Hurry, hurry... Hurry up!

Minoru:
A circle? It's on?
The producer said it's okay?
On the next episode!? Yes, I understand!
Akira Kogami's concert is happening on the next Lucky Channel!

Akira:
Huh? What!?
Really? You are serious?
You guys put fully(xxx) in and stuff!?

Minoru:
They twisted a couple of arms and got a place.
And bend.

Akira:
Wow! Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
You're my boy, Itou!

Minoru:
I'm really looking forward to hearing you sing, Akira-sama.

Akira:
It's a joke, yeah? No!?
I've been waiting for this more than forever!


Minoru:
Oh, and I can host the show for you.
People seem to think I'm an okay MC, so don't you worry.

Akira:
I am so happy right now.
This is gonna be so freaking awesome.


Akira, Minoru:
We'll see guys next week.
Bye-nee.

Akira:
Oh yeah, are you even gonna be here next time?

Minoru:
I'm a lieutenant.

Akira:
Huh?

Narration:
On the next episode of Lucky Star.
I'm Inori.
I'm Matsuri.
I'm Miki.
I'm Tadao.
Next time, "Ring".

Everyone:
Look forward to it.