Soji & Miharu: Whoa!

Soji: Whoa, it's so fast! How far down does it go?
This is awesome! How did you manage to build this in one night?

Twoearle: Once we detect the enemy on the radar screen, this space-jump catapult can send you anywhere. You can go to Brazil, Aomori, or anywhere else on the planet in seconds. The progress of the battle can be followed in real time on these multimonitors, which are tied into a satellite system that oversees the whole operation. If combat reinforcement or service becomes necessary, it can be addressed in a matter of moments with this maintenance booth.

Soji: You've done an incredible job, Twoearle.

Aika: Maybe. But don't you think this is all just a little bit over the top? How many guys does Ultimaguil have, anyway?

Twoearle: The truth is, we really don't know. It can be thousands or millions.

Aika: Wait. What?! Soji has to fight millions of these perverts by himself?!

Miharu: Now, now, Aika. I'm sure there is someone else there who can help him to fight.

Twoearle: There are other candidates, but they're still under review. Once I've selected a man, we have another Tail Gear ready to go!

Aika: In that case, just pick one. What the heck are you waiting for?

Miharu: Hmm.

Twoearle: Well, the thing is... The person I have in mind is kind of a nefarious person who's prone to the pits of rage of violence. I have to be sure they can handle this type of responsibility.

Miharu: Huh...

Soji: Whoever this person is, they must have some powerful twin-tail attribute, right? As much as we need help, it won't work if there's a bad apple.

Aika: Who cares who they are? You can't fight with monsters alone. You're gonna need backup!

Soji: Oh, I'll be fine. I think I might be even getting a little stronger.

Twoearle: Elemelian readings coming from Makuhari.

Soji: All right! I'm out! Tail On!

---- <OP> ----

Soji: Not long after that, I started to have some serious second thoughts. Those monsters started appearing every day like clockwork, and I had chased them all over the fricking planet. Because I was after kicking some serious butt on a global scale, Tailred's profile shot through the roof.

Foreign Songstress: Yeah, that's right. I love twin-tails. I live twin-tails and I breathe twin-tails. Tailred just rocks! So let me hear it!

Erina: She's so incredible! She's so incredible! What I would give to be a hero in fight against the forces of evil! Oh! Mikoto, wasn't there a request to establish twin-tail's club here on campus?

Mikoto: That's correct. But the club's activities aren't specified as of yet, and since there's no qualified faculty member to serve as a club adviser, it will never pass.

Erina: An adviser, huh?

Girl A: You're the coolest! Will you please XXX be my best friend?

Girl B: Tailred is the awesomest person in the whole world. If she's gonna be anyone's best friend, she's gonna be mine!

Tailred: 'Kay, that's enough, please! Seriously, guys, let me go!

Soji: Aah! Turn it off! I'm gonna lose my fricking mind here!

Aika: No, Soji. You're gonna watch what you did. Look yourself shamelessly shoving your face on a bunch of strange girls' boobs! Explain yourself!

Soji: It's not like I had a choice! That's just what happens when you are hugged by someone taller than you!

Anchorman: In other news, local police are asking all citizens in hope to locate this young XXX girl known as Tailred.

Soji: Oh, come on! Why don't they leave me alone and talk about those Ultimaguil jerks?!

Twoearle: Mr. Soji! You're gonna want to take a look at this. Comprehensive Tailred blogs, fan sites, and discussion threads. You're the talk of the entire Internet! The digital world is going crazy over you. There are even translated fan sites in other countries.

Soji: This is insane! What the heck are people so obsessed by my female self!



Aika: He is acting weird? Yeah, well, what else is new?

Twoearle: Oh, no, Soji is taking weird to a new level.

Aika: Huh? What's going on?!

Twoearle: Let's just say his curiosity has been peaked. He asked me earlier if it was possible to remove his suit after transforming. You know what that means, right?

Aika: Hold on, are you saying...

Twoearle: Oh, yes. Mr. Soji's grown for it. He is about to get a variant touch of this female side.

Aika: This should be good.

Soji: Tail On.

Twoearle: Oh! Get ready? Things are about to get extremely interesting. Yeah, come on, Tailred.

Aika: What do I do? I kind of don't want to watch, the other kind of do. I wonder he's actually gonna...

Tailred: So this is what boobs look like? They are soft and squishy. How about down there?

Aika: I can't watch, Twoearle! No, it's too much! What's happening?

Twoearle: Well, it looks to me like Soji's putting his fingers right where it counts...!

Aika: Eh?

Tailred: I never thought that I have my own twin-tails to play with whenever I want! Being a girl is awesome and I wanna stay like this forever!

Aika: I should have known...

Twoearle: I'm sorry but I'm not sorry. Now that he has his own twin-tails, he'll probably forget about yours altogether.

Aika: What did you say?

Anti-Aika Security System MK1: Kick Aika's butt. Kick Aika's butt. ...

Aika: Okay, what is this?

Twoearle: The Anti-Aika Security System MK1 for protecting lovely young ladies from a flat-chested psychopath!

Anti-Aika Security System MK1: Aika got my butt kicked...



Soji: Good morning, you guys. Twoearle, what the heck happened to you?

Twoearle: Oh, don't worry, I'll be fine. No matter how advanced my science is, I realize now it is completely powerless against a barbarian like Miss Aika.

Miharu: Now, Soji, since you don't have to go to school today, I want you to stay home to take good care of Twoearle.

Twoearle: Thank you very much for being so incredibly sweet. If you should need me, I'll be in bed, completely naked.

Soji: Hold on, just a minute!

Aika: Good morning, everybody!

Miharu: Aika, why are you standing there? Go and help them.

Twoearle: Oh, I almost forgot! Please make sure to use Elemeletion in your Tail Gear equipment.

Soji: Hold on, what's Elemeletion?

Twoearle: It's powerful attribute strength from all the orbs you've collected so far.

Soji: Thanks a lot for heads up, but I'm a true twin-tail warrior. Remember? I prefer to fight on twin-tail power as much as possible!

Twoearle: Yes, of course. I understand.

Soji: Tail On!



Tailred: Huh? Nobody's being attacked.

Fox Guildy: Ah, infamous Tailred! I am Fox Guildy. At last, we meet face to face.

Tailred: You just have popped up and ruined my afternoon. I was hoping to get a day off! You idiots don't know when to quit, do you?!

Fox Guildy: So far, you've defeated every one of my comrades. You've left me no choice but to challenge you and bring you down once and for all.

Tailred: Uh, get real! I bet I can defeat you with one shot!

Fox Guildy: They sway back and forth with she moves like pretty little ribbons. It just melts my heart.

Tailred: I see. You're ribbon attribute.

Fox Guildy: That's right. To think that the sword that defeated my brawny comrades was a product of those beautifully delicate ribbons of yours... I sense this is fate.

Tailred: Hmph! What is this stuff?!

Fox Guildy: How beautiful! Ribbons look so lovely on such a pretty young girl. Now, you are going to give yourself to me.

Tailred: Don't say things like that! It's disgusting!

Fox Guildy: I will take everything you have to offer.

Tailred: What have you done?!

Fox Guildy: Oh... l-l never imagined it would be this good!

Tailred: What the heck is wrong with this guy?

Twoearle: You must not like your guard down, Mr. Soji!

Tailred: Oh, what's up, Twoearle?

Twoearle: You should slay him now, while you still have the chance!

Fox Guildy: Now, crystallize, my love!

Tailred: Whoa, that's turning into twin-tails! Wait, is... is that me?

Fox Guildy: Ribbons are for tying. And now I have my own Tailred. Did you [wait as I] please, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. I have taken your divine twin-tail attribute, and using my own attribute strength I have bounded up forever and never.

Tailred: I don't understand. Are you saying you copied my power?

Fox Guildy: Of course not. It's just a mannequin. I don't have doll attribute like my comrade Lizard Guildy so I like the power to make it move on my own. But it's still a sight to behold, don't you think?

Tailred: Hey, stop that! You are giving me goose bumps!

Fake Tailred: Hooray! I love bath-time!

Fox Guildy: Now, now, you mustn't run. I'm not done toweling you off yet. You're going to catch a cold if you keep this up.

Tailred: Mmm, am I losing my mind here? Where is my mannequin self showing up a little too much skin.
Stop touching me!

Aika: It's so gross! Come on, Soji, hurry up and finish that creep off once and for all!

Twoearle: Miss Aika is absolutely correct. Forget about that fake Tailred! Don't feel sorry for it! Smash it to pieces!

Tailred: Yeah, you're right. Okay, fine! I'll kill you with one shot, you degenerate!

Aika: What's the matter? Now's your chance, Soji!

Tailred: It's no use! I can't! If I destroy those twin-tails, I can never forgive myself! I refuse... ! I know it's just a doll, and I know it's probably uninstrumental evil, but regardless, those twin-tails have done nothing to deserve this!

Twoearle: Mr. Soji, you are amazing!

Aika: What are you, dense?!

Fox Guildy: You really are a genuine article.

Tailred: What?

Fox Guildy: It's a mere mannequin, yet you still can't bring yourself to destroy its twin-tails. That indeed is true love. A testament to the fact you possess the ultimate twin-tail attribute.

Tailred: Come on, think. What am I going to do?

Fox Guildy: Hm, well, you can party with me, if you want to?

Tailred: What did you just do?

Fox Guildy: What a lovely present. Don't worry. I will be very tender.

Tailred: Please. Someone, help!

Aika: There's gotta be something we can do to help him!

Twoearle: I'm not sure what you expect me to do about it.

Aika: How the heck should I know! Launch a missile at him! We have to do something! If we don't, that frickle takes advantage of Soji!

Twoearle: Oh, that sounds kind of fun!

Aika: Huh?

Twoearle: Kidding, I'm kidding. At this point, I have no other choice. I must make the ultimate decision.

Aika: Wait. What?

Twoearle: Miss Aika, I need you to transform.

Aika: All right. I'll do it! Uh?! I can do that?!

Twoearle: Listen. I kept it from you too long. Mr. Soji is not the only person in this world who can harness this awesome power of the Tail Gear. You can do it too.

Aika: Wait a second. I thought you said that the other qualified candidate was a violent and nefarious person!

Twoearle: I'm just being honest.

Aika: Stop kidding around!

Twoearle: I'm sorry. The truth is, I didn't tell you because I didn't want to put you in any more danger. Over the last couple of days, I have put you in harm's way time and time again, Miss Aika. You are one of the few friends I've made on this planet and I don't wanna lose you.

Aika: That's so sweet. But what's the real reason?

Twoearle: Yeah, I was a lie. Truth is, I had a plan from the very beginning. I was going to tell an elaborate story about how the only way to maintain the integrity of the Tail Gear was to infuse my biological data with Mr. Soji's. I was gotta use big science to get in a touch of malice. But Miss Aika, I just realized something. If I give you the Tail Gear, in order to keep my story consistent, I would have no other choice but love XXX you as well!

Aika: You are one sick, perverted chick! Seriously, though, is there ever a moment when your mind isn't in the gutter?!

Twoearle: What's wrong with wanting a handsome young man to service you from time to time?!

Aika: Do you know how disgusting that sounds?!

Twoearle: Please, I'll tell you the truth. Just stop hitting me!

Aika: This is your last chance, understand?

Twoearle: The truth is, the other Tail Gear is built for a larger bust, so from a design standpoint, I was hoping XXX another woman's body!

Aika: Hey, that's enough! If you don't stop making stupid comments about the size of my chest, you dead! You hear me?! I don't care about the size! I may not be suited for a big bust Tail Gear, but it isn't worth trading Soji's life over!

Twoearle: Miss Aika, listen. When I said you were a dear friend, I wasn't lying. I swear.

Aika: Where's this coming from?

Twoearle: Although we may be protecting your world, it's also revenge that I'm after. And while it pains me to force Mr. Soji to fight them when he isn't directly involved, the truth is this. If I send you to fight and something happens, I feel fairly certain Mr. Soji will never forgive me for it.

Aika: Those perverts go after twin-tails, right? That means they come after me. And I'll feel better by XXX defending myself. I may not be as passionate about saving others like Soji, but I can do my part.

Twoearle: Once you put the bracelet on, there can be no turning back.

Aika: I'm not a child. I accept responsibility for my actions. I'll be just fine. All right?

Twoearle: Miss Aika, I want you to promise me. No matter what...

Aika: No matter what?

Twoearle: ...you will allow me to be the first woman that Mr. Soji ever touches on--

Aika: Give me that!

Twoearle: There isn't any time for this! You have to promise me right now. Otherwise, I'll keep this dumb thing for myself. Hold on. Judging by the way you are looking at me, it appears you are considering slapping me in the face, knocking me down and taking the bracelet by force! I certainly hope you're not the type of person.

Aika: I'm coming to help you, Soji! Tail On!

Tailred: Ugh, no, please...!

Tailblue: That's enough!

Tailred: A blue Tail Gear?

Dragguildy: That blue armor... Don't tell me it's the same twin-tail we battled before!

Fox Guildy: And who might you be?

Tailblue: A twin-tail warrior, who fights alongside Tailred, protects those who can't protect themselves. The name's Tailblue!

Tailred: Aika?

Tailblue: Fox Guildy!

Fox Guildy: Mm-Hmm?

Tailblue: Now that I'm here, I'm not gonna let you have your way with Tailred anymore! Prepare to die!

Fox Guildy: Ha-ha-ha, you have a marvelous pair of twin-tails yourself, little blue lady! Let me give you the most fitting ribbon I can possibly [muster].
I can't have you underestimating my power, can I? It will take quite a bit of strength to break through my ribbon...

Tailblue: Lucky for me, then. I have quite a bit more than "quite a bit."

Fox Guildy: Hmm, indeed, you do seem to possess a rather uncommon strength. However, for that very reason, you will not be able to destroy my replica mannequin...

Tailred: Thanks a lot, Tailblue! You saved my neck.

Fox Guildy: No, that's impossible! How could you destroy my creation without so much as a second thought? That mannequin was an exact replica of your adorable little red companion!

Tailblue: Yeah, so what? Maybe it looked like her, but a fake is still a fake. As for my precious companion, well, she is one of the kind nobody could ever take her place.

Tailred: Thanks, Tailblue.

Fox Guildy: Damn, you! In that case...

Tailblue: Do you think I'm scared of ribbons? Time for Elemeletion! Go!
This is Turtle Guildy's gym-shorts attribute! It's supposed to control gravity!

Fox Guildy: Damn it!

Tailblue: Try this one [up] besides! Half-gravity!

Fox Guildy: My beautiful ribbon! Come back!

Tailblue: Now the finisher! Wave Lance, go! I may be new to the battlefield, but when it comes to twin-tails, I've been at it a way longer! So XXX!

Fox Guildy: O-One last dream, before I die...! Running around without clothes again? You'll catch a cold if you keep this up. Oh, wait. Ribbon is clothes. What an incredible idea! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Tailblue: Hello, everyone. I'm Tailred's sidekick, Tailblue. And if you please, you may refer to the two of us as the Twin Tails.
Wow! These things are handy!

Tailred: Sorry about this. I really am helpless, huh.

Tailblue: Don't get the wrong idea. I transformed because I decided to. Okay?

Reporter: Wait a second!

Tailblue: This is awesome!



Aika: What is this? Huh?! Somebody wanna tell me what's going on?!

Miharu: Oh, how about we just check the other stations instead?

Anchorman: Yes! Yes! Once again, Tailred stole our hearts by standing at the bad guys.

Anchorwoman: Indeed! Social media was overwhelmed with postings about how cute she was for fighting through tears. And how she never quit, even when things got off!

Anchorman: She really is adorable, isn't she?

Anchorwoman: However, serious questions about this mysterious blue person keep piling up.

Anchorman: It's true. She looks a lot like Tailred, but there is a chance that she's a copycat villain, who patterns herself after Tailred and nearly pretends to be a sidekick, but whose true intentions are much more insidious.

Aika: What the hell is this?! Why XXX?!

Soji: G-Guys, stop, seriously! Take it easy!

---- <ED> ----

Aika: I may have been in a huff earlier, but attribute strength is really amazing! I can even fly now!

Twoearle: Endlessly gaining new effects by loading in different orbs is what Elemeletion is. There are all sorts of moves you can do with this power!

Aika: All right! Let's keep on going at it, Soji!

Twoearle: Yeah!

Aika: Next time will be our very first joint mission as the Twin Tails, after all!

Soji: Eh?

Twoearle: That's right. You two are like Beauty and the Beast!

Aika: Hey! Who are you calling "Beast," you top-heavy twin?!

Soji: Next time: "Ferocity - Twin Battle!"

Twoearle: Tail On...