Fate Zero 02 False Start

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[Rider appears]

Waver:
Rider? Ah… What the hell?! What do you think you’re doing breaking the shatter (?shelter?) open like that?! Why didn’t you go through with spirit form like when you entered?!

Rider:
I cannot carry these things while I’m in my spirit form. And don’t whine so much. It sounds like you’re some kind of common thief or street urchin.

Waver:
Well, if you aren’t a thief, than what the hell are you?!

Rider:
Something entirely different. A cowardly thief sneaks in a way at night full of fear. If you stride away bursting with song proudly, then what’s you are is a conquering king!

Waver:
Just what I need it! Now get out of here! Get loss! Get loss now!

Rider:
Very well, then I’ll leave you to carry the spoils. Try not to drop them…

Waver:
Oh man… Why is this happening to me?!


Waver:
I… I don’t get it. I summoned him for war… so why do I have to do all this? What’s so important about these books anyway? Huh?

Rider:
It’s important because we’re preparing for a war. And one cannot wage war without having proper maps… hey boy where are Macedonian in Persia?

Waver:
You… you can’t talk to me like that! I’m your master…

Rider:
I am well aware of my status is Servant and your as my master. After all, we forged to packed did we not? But I’m interested in learning where my old day territories are located.

Waver:
I think they are here.

Rider:
Hahahahaha… Huh! I spend my life conquering that land and look how puny it is! Very well! I can’t wait to get started! All right then! Where exactly on this map are we sitting right now, boy?

Waver:
Here.

Rider:
Huh. So the other side of the round land. Humph… good news indeed. This will guide us well in the coming battles…

Waver:
Guide us well?

Rider:
First, to the other side of the world. Do west. And we will go as fast as we can! And we shall conquer every land that we pass through. I shall return to Macedonia in triumph! And my people will hold up festival with honor of my great revival! Hahahaha… Now how splendid will that be?!

Waver:
Why do you think you’re here anyway?! You didn’t forget the Grail War did you?!

Rider:
Humph… that’s right. Speaking of the Grail, I have neglected to ask one small thing. What will you do with the Grail once you possess it?

Waver:
Wh… what's to you what I do? I mean, why do you care?

Rider:
If you’re also intend to on world conquest, than that will make you my enemy. Because, the world cannot serve two loads.

Waver:
Wha… No! I don’t want that! Look, I’ll tell what I really want, Okay? I just want people to treat me fairly. And I want to make all those idiots back of the Clock Tower never even bother to get me a chance to admit me they were wrong…!

Rider:
Small!

Waver:
AGH?!

Rider:
Small! And narrow minded! And stupid! You mean to tell me that in this battle, your only concern is for your ridiculous reputation?! And you dare call yourself my master?! What a terrible disappointment you are! If you wish so desperately for others to fear and respect, perhaps you should try using the Holy Grail’s power to grow another 30 centimeters and add a little bit of muscle!

Waver:
He is supposed to be my Servant! He can’t talk to me that way! I’ll show him… I address the command seal… in accordance with the Grail’s laws, I order this man Iskander the conqueror… Calm down Waver, a master can only use his command seals compel his Servant’s obedience three times and that’s all! If I use all the command seals, I won’t be able to control when I need to… As long as I get the Holy Grail, it doesn’t matter! I really don’t give a damn what you do after that! So you need to…

Rider:
Enough, boy! I shall acquire the Grail for you as you wish!

Waver:
Yeah, well, you seem awfully confident about that. Do you have any idea how you gonna do it?!

Rider:
So wish to see my power. Is that what you trying to tell me?

Waver:
Wha… Of course I do! You need to proof to me that I can rely on you no matter what the situation!

Rider:
Humph! I’m Iskander, king of conquerors! With this swing of my sword, I declare my supremacy! AAAGGGHHH!

Waver:
Uh?!

[Rider’s noble phantasm appears]

Rider:
This is the ox chariot that king Gallia has once offered up to Zeus. It’s renown reputation must be the source of my designation as a Rider class Servant. If you want the Grail, than find me another Hero or two someone worthy for me to fight! Until then, I shall entertain myself by sitting here and looking at these maps. That will not pose a problem will it?

Waver:
Ah… uh…