Haruhi-chan:
Listen up, guys! It's time for us to start the SOS Brigade Encounters with the Unexpected Setsubun Festival.
But first, everyone needs to draw a stick.

Kyon:
Why?

Haruhi-chan:
To decide who's playing the demon.

Taniguchi:
Crap! Me, again...

Haruhi-chan:
Okay, you have to put these on.

Taniguchi:
You kidding...

Haruhi-chan:
Perfect! You look like a real demon from every angle.
Even the cops are gonna wanna haul you in for questioning!

Taniguchi:
Great. Now kids gonna cry when they see me.
Yeah, thanks a lot.

Haruhi-chan:
Okay, Mr. Demon, have a seat there, please.

Taniguchi:
So I just sit down, and that's it?

Haruhi-chan:
Here are some roasted beans. You can eat them if you want.

Taniguchi:
Oh, thank you.

Haruhi-chan:
Your lucky sushi roll. The lucky direction is south south-east.

Taniguchi:
You're too kind. You guys want some?

Haruhi-chan:
Oh, no, don't worry about us.
We're gonna get out of your way and go throw some beans, make yourself at home, okay?

Taniguchi:
Everyone's leaving? Okay, have fun...
Alone, so alone...


Haruhi-chan:
Okay, let's start throwing some beans, you guys.
But instead of the usual chant, we're gonna say "Bring on the luck!"
Let me explain, ever since I read "The Crying Red Demon", I decided I would be nice to them.

All:
Oh, I get it.

Haruhi-chan:
Come on, guys, let's throw beans!

All:
Bring on the luck! Bring on the luck!

Haruhi-chan:
Eat it!

Kyon:
It's freaking huge!

Haruhi-chan:
Ha ha! Look at Kyon gobble it!

Tsuruya-san:
Go for it, Kyon, inhale it!


Taniguchi:
I guess I'll eat some beans.


Achakura:
Looks like she's trying to pick a fight with me, well two can play at this game.
Ahh! You can't fool me!
Wait! Oh, she got me!

You beat me again.
Setting such an obvious trap was a stroke of genius.
My lapse in judgment has proven to be my downfall yet again.
You must have a reason for going to all this trouble to trap me?
Well, what is it?

Yuki:
It's good you catch on so quickly.
I have something that I would like you to wear.

Achakura:
I'm your prisoner, so I can't right refuse your request. Whatever is, I'll wear it.

Yuki:
Negotiations complete.

Achakura:
I wouldn't call what just happened a negotiation, I just hope the outfit's cute is all.

Could you picked up heavier kimono?!

Yuki:
Sorry about that. You can sit here and relax for a while.

Achakura:
Oh, thank you. That's better.
Now I get it!
I don't care how much dessert you bribe me with, I'm through.
Ahh! I don't believe it! This must be the legendary "obi spinning" and I've been hearing about!

Yuki:
You know you want it, you know you want it...

Achakura:
I won't let to get out way on this!

Yuki:
You know you want it, you know you want it...

Achakura:
Oh my!