Haruhi-chan Ah-hem, attention! Since today is Valentine's Day and since the SOS brigade observes all special occasions, we the girls of the brigade had no choice but to make you boys some chocolates.
Kyon: Oh, uh thank you
Koizumi: Yes, thank you very much!
Haruhi-chan: Stop!!!
Kyon: Why can't I open it?
Haruhi-chan We the girls of the SOS Brigade think it's boring and archaic in these modern times to just hand out chocolates and go about our business. After all, we worked hard to make those. Just because you're boys doesn't give you the right to eat those chocolates, you have to earn them!
Kyon: What does she want?
Narration: Too vague.
Koizumi: I think I understand your intention here, you want us to do something for you that would make you want to give us the chocolates in return, correct?
Haruhi-chan Yeah, I guess that's what I was going for…
Kyon: What do you mean? Don't you know!!! Well? Do you have any ideas for us?
Koizumi: Yes, possibly. Sorry give me a second here, I just have to fire off this request for supplies. Anyway, we could always try doing nothing as our "something" and get the chocolates that way. It's definitely worth a short.
Kyon: Huh?
Koizumi: For example, I've got a candy bar for you. Happy Valentine's Day!
Kyon: No thank you!
Koizumi: Oh, that's too bad! You didn't accept my valentine. But if you had taken it, I would have been the person giving something instead of the one getting something. Therefore you'd be obliged to return the favor.
Kyon: Yeah, but if you apply that logic to our situation with Haruhi you still have to do something in order to get the chocolates.
Koizumi: You're so sharp. Sorry, I was just stalling for time. Oh, would you mind stepping back a bit?
Kyon: Huh? Aahh!!
Mori
Hello there! I'm just an ordinary maid.
Kyon: No way!
Mori
Here's what you asked for.
Koizumi: Thanks a lot for bringing it. Uh-huh, it's all here.
Kyon: huh? It's Mr. Arakawa! Ah man, what are these people up to now?
Koizumi: Let's get changed, shall we?
Kyon: Oh, okay. Wait, changed into what? What am I wearing this?
Koizumi: It's the male escort look.
Kyon: Male escort!?
Koizumi: Well, it's the first thing that popped into my mind when I thought about someone doing something for women.
Kyon: Mmm, I don't know about this. What do you think, Miss Mori? Do we look like male escorts?
Mori:
The suits are perfect. But you still don't need to have a male escort's smile, it's the complete look.
Kyon: The what?
Mori:
Male escorts seduce women with their killer smiles.
Kyon: But I don't wanna kill anyone.
Mori:
I have to be going now.
Koizumi: Seeing as though how we don't have any other ideas? We might as well give this wanna try.
Kyon: What the heck, right? Okay, here it goes!
Haruhi-chan & Mikuru:
Huh?
Kyon: What's up, ladies? I'm just your average charmer (??), the name is Kyon, holla!
Koizumi: And I'm Itsuki the Crimson Superball. Guess why they called that… Holla!
Mikuru: Piiiiiiiiiii!! Piiiiiiii!!
Haruhi-chan: What's wrong with you, idiots! Get rid of those cheesy outfits, you're making Mikuru cry!
Ah-hem, attention! Since today is Valentine's Day and since the SOS brigade observes all special occasions, we the girls of the brigade had no choice but to make you boys some chocolates.
Kyon:
Oh, uh thank you
Koizumi:
Yes, thank you very much!
Haruhi-chan:
Stop!!!
Kyon:
Why can't I open it?
Haruhi-chan
We the girls of the SOS Brigade think it's boring and archaic in these modern times to just hand out chocolates and go about our business. After all, we worked hard to make those. Just because you're boys doesn't give you the right to eat those chocolates, you have to earn them!
Kyon:
What does she want?
Narration:
Too vague.
Koizumi:
I think I understand your intention here, you want us to do something for you that would make you want to give us the chocolates in return, correct?
Haruhi-chan
Yeah, I guess that's what I was going for…
Kyon:
What do you mean? Don't you know!!!
Well? Do you have any ideas for us?
Koizumi:
Yes, possibly. Sorry give me a second here, I just have to fire off this request for supplies. Anyway, we could always try doing nothing as our "something" and get the chocolates that way. It's definitely worth a short.
Kyon:
Huh?
Koizumi:
For example, I've got a candy bar for you. Happy Valentine's Day!
Kyon:
No thank you!
Koizumi:
Oh, that's too bad! You didn't accept my valentine. But if you had taken it, I would have been the person giving something instead of the one getting something. Therefore you'd be obliged to return the favor.
Kyon:
Yeah, but if you apply that logic to our situation with Haruhi you still have to do something in order to get the chocolates.
Koizumi:
You're so sharp. Sorry, I was just stalling for time. Oh, would you mind stepping back a bit?
Kyon:
Huh?
Aahh!!
Mori
Hello there! I'm just an ordinary maid.
Kyon:
No way!
Mori
Here's what you asked for.
Koizumi:
Thanks a lot for bringing it. Uh-huh, it's all here.
Kyon:
huh? It's Mr. Arakawa! Ah man, what are these people up to now?
Koizumi:
Let's get changed, shall we?
Kyon:
Oh, okay. Wait, changed into what?
What am I wearing this?
Koizumi:
It's the male escort look.
Kyon:
Male escort!?
Koizumi:
Well, it's the first thing that popped into my mind when I thought about someone doing something for women.
Kyon:
Mmm, I don't know about this.
What do you think, Miss Mori? Do we look like male escorts?
Mori:
The suits are perfect. But you still don't need to have a male escort's smile, it's the complete look.
Kyon:
The what?
Mori:
Male escorts seduce women with their killer smiles.
Kyon:
But I don't wanna kill anyone.
Mori:
I have to be going now.
Koizumi:
Seeing as though how we don't have any other ideas? We might as well give this wanna try.
Kyon:
What the heck, right? Okay, here it goes!
Haruhi-chan & Mikuru:
Huh?
Kyon:
What's up, ladies? I'm just your average charmer (??), the name is Kyon, holla!
Koizumi:
And I'm Itsuki the Crimson Superball. Guess why they called that… Holla!
Mikuru:
Piiiiiiiiiii!! Piiiiiiii!!
Haruhi-chan:
What's wrong with you, idiots! Get rid of those cheesy outfits, you're making Mikuru cry!
Tsuruya-san:
This feeling… Who is that?