Haruhi-chan: Hi everyone! Thanks for tuning into another fun-filled episode of my talk-show, Haruhi Suzumiya's Room. Let's get things started by introducing our guest for today. Okay, he calls himself a horrible virus with contagious laughter. Please meet Kyon!
Kyon: That's a lie! I'd never call myself something like that!
Haruhi-chan: Whoa! He just got here and now he's tearing into me! What should i do? I can't keep up with him.
Kyon: You haven't got this whole TV hosting thing down yet.
Haruhi-chan: Yeah, I'll figure it out though. Miss waitress can we have two coffees?
Mikuru: Okay.
Kyon: What's with the waitress? I thought this was supposed to be your room.
Haruhi-chan: Let's get back to the show or something.
Kyon: You're too laid-back!
Haruhi-chan: Very well Kyon, how 'bout we start the ball rolling with a few hard hitting questions.
Kyon: Okay, shoot!
Haruhi-chan: I can't think of anything to ask you.
Kyon: You're kidding?!? Pretend you never met me before, or something! At least make some kind of effort to ask me a question woman!!
Haruhi-chan: The kids today have such short fuses don't they? Scary!
Kyon: Oh, c'mon! You're way scarier than I am! Get serious!
Haruhi-chan: Okay, fine. I guess you're right, I wasn't taking it seriously. I promise I'll be serious from now on.
Kyon: It's about time, let's do this.
Haruhi-chan: Okay! Here we go! I'm gonna take my show so seriously I won't let my guest get a word in edgeways.
Kyon: Then it's not a talk-show, it's a monologue!
Haruhi-chan: Yeah, sure, whatever! Our next guest is a person who's a very good friend of what's-his-name's, Miss Yuki Nagato!
Kyon: You haven't asked me anything and you're bringing out another guest?!?
Yuki: Hello.
Haruhi-chan: Okay Yuki, do you have any interesting, gossipy stories to tell the audience about Kyon?
Yuki: Yes, I might. There really aren't any.
Kyon: Hah! I knew it!
Haruhi-chan: Kyon, You're the boring-est guest I've ever hard.
Kyon: Now you're blaming the guest?
Haruhi-chan: Okay Kyon, help us out here and tell us a story, just make something up.
Kyon: It's up to me to do it? Let's see...
Haruhi-chan: Mikuru can't help you now 'cause it's the third time we've done this window bit.
Kyon: Okay! I'm sorry! I don't have any stories to tell, and stop eating!
Haruhi-chan: I didn't wanna go there but I guess I don't have a choice. I'll have to whip out my secret-weapon.
Kyon: Secret what?
Koizumi: I've prepared a scenario utilizing every contact in my wide ranging network of contacts.
Kyon: Things are gonna get complicated now.
Koizumi: It's an amazing story about a group of friends who are aliens, time-travelers and espers. It's everything you could ever possible want in a show.
Haruhi-chan: Okay, now that's what I'm talking about. Good job number two!
Koizumi: Oh, I'm just happy to help.
Kyon: I live that story every day!
Haruhi-chan: Okay Kyon, pick a scenario and don't peek!
Kyon: Just pick on blind? Okay, this one. This has nothing to do with me!!!
Hi everyone! Thanks for tuning into another fun-filled episode of my talk-show, Haruhi Suzumiya's Room. Let's get things started by introducing our guest for today. Okay, he calls himself a horrible virus with contagious laughter. Please meet Kyon!
Kyon:
That's a lie! I'd never call myself something like that!
Haruhi-chan:
Whoa! He just got here and now he's tearing into me! What should i do? I can't keep up with him.
Kyon:
You haven't got this whole TV hosting thing down yet.
Haruhi-chan:
Yeah, I'll figure it out though. Miss waitress can we have two coffees?
Mikuru:
Okay.
Kyon:
What's with the waitress? I thought this was supposed to be your room.
Haruhi-chan:
Let's get back to the show or something.
Kyon:
You're too laid-back!
Haruhi-chan:
Very well Kyon, how 'bout we start the ball rolling with a few hard hitting questions.
Kyon:
Okay, shoot!
Haruhi-chan:
I can't think of anything to ask you.
Kyon:
You're kidding?!? Pretend you never met me before, or something! At least make some kind of effort to ask me a question woman!!
Haruhi-chan:
The kids today have such short fuses don't they? Scary!
Kyon:
Oh, c'mon! You're way scarier than I am! Get serious!
Haruhi-chan:
Okay, fine. I guess you're right, I wasn't taking it seriously. I promise I'll be serious from now on.
Kyon:
It's about time, let's do this.
Haruhi-chan:
Okay! Here we go! I'm gonna take my show so seriously I won't let my guest get a word in edgeways.
Kyon:
Then it's not a talk-show, it's a monologue!
Haruhi-chan:
Yeah, sure, whatever! Our next guest is a person who's a very good friend of what's-his-name's, Miss Yuki Nagato!
Kyon:
You haven't asked me anything and you're bringing out another guest?!?
Yuki:
Hello.
Haruhi-chan:
Okay Yuki, do you have any interesting, gossipy stories to tell the audience about Kyon?
Yuki:
Yes, I might. There really aren't any.
Kyon:
Hah! I knew it!
Haruhi-chan:
Kyon, You're the boring-est guest I've ever hard.
Kyon:
Now you're blaming the guest?
Haruhi-chan:
Okay Kyon, help us out here and tell us a story, just make something up.
Kyon:
It's up to me to do it? Let's see...
Haruhi-chan:
Mikuru can't help you now 'cause it's the third time we've done this window bit.
Kyon:
Okay! I'm sorry! I don't have any stories to tell, and stop eating!
Haruhi-chan:
I didn't wanna go there but I guess I don't have a choice. I'll have to whip out my secret-weapon.
Kyon:
Secret what?
Koizumi:
I've prepared a scenario utilizing every contact in my wide ranging network of contacts.
Kyon:
Things are gonna get complicated now.
Koizumi:
It's an amazing story about a group of friends who are aliens, time-travelers and espers. It's everything you could ever possible want in a show.
Haruhi-chan:
Okay, now that's what I'm talking about. Good job number two!
Koizumi:
Oh, I'm just happy to help.
Kyon:
I live that story every day!
Haruhi-chan:
Okay Kyon, pick a scenario and don't peek!
Kyon:
Just pick on blind? Okay, this one. This has nothing to do with me!!!
Yuki:
Yum.
Kyon:
Stop eating!!