President of computer club:
Guess what the computer club just made this dodge ball video game, and we wanna challenge you guys to a match!
Haruhi-chan: I decline! Man, I'm bored.
Kyon: Do you not see the irony here?
Haruhi-chan: Speak.
President:
Okay...
We just made this dodge ball video game, and we wanna challenge you guys to a match
And if we win, you'll after give back all of our computers.
Haruhi-chan: A game, huh? And?
President:
What?
Haruhi-chan: If we beat you guys, what are we gonna get?
President:
Uh, well, I...
Haruhi-chan: Last time you lost, you agreed to obey my every command. You don't have much left to bet except your lives.
President:
Our lives?!
Haruhi-chan: Well, make me an offer.
President:
Fine! We'll bet this!
Kyon: The price tag's on it!
Yuki: It is composed 30% chicken bones, 40% monkey bones, and 30% turtle bones.
Haruhi-chan: Deal! Game on!
President:
Really?
Haruhi-chan: Kappa, kappa!
Kyon: Yep. Figures.
President:
We'll give you a quick tutorial on it and... Ahh!
Haruhi-chan: I don't wanna play your lame game. We're gonna go play the real thing!
Kyon: Sorry, guys.
Haruhi-chan: Okay, losers, it's show time! You guys ready to meet your Maker? Get ready, 'cause this is gonna hurt! Try and catch this, if you think you can! Go on, I dare ya!
Kyon: Incoming!
Members:
Are you okay?...
Member:
I'm feeling so powerful now!
Member:
Me too!
President:
Me three!
Kyon: What's with this aura?
Yuki: Haruhi Suzumiya has caused to shift in this reality. The humans in area have had their abilities increased by 100%.
Koizumi: We here better be careful, then. We might disintegrate if you use full power.
Kyon: Wait, that can't be okay?
Haruhi-chan: I'm feeling powerful vibes coming from over there. We're gonna stick it to 'em, Kyon!
Kyon: Bad idea! No way, I can see it coming!
Haruhi-chan: Nice, Kyon!
Kyon: Koizumi! What the?! Watch out!
Haruhi-chan: Not bad! Let's see how you dodge this one!
Kyon: How long's this court's supposed to be anyway!?
Haruhi-chan: Take this!
Yuki: It's supersonic.
Kyon: We're gonna die!
President:
Bring it!
Haruhi-chan: Oh, yeah...! I'm loving this! Come on, guys! Are we cranking this up a notch or what?!?
Kyon: Please don't.
Mikuru: Uh... Uh? Uh-oh.
Kyon: I knew it would end this way.
Haruhi-chan: No one's come to collect their corpses yet.
Guess what the computer club just made this dodge ball video game, and we wanna challenge you guys to a match!
Haruhi-chan:
I decline!
Man, I'm bored.
Kyon:
Do you not see the irony here?
Haruhi-chan:
Speak.
President:
Okay...
We just made this dodge ball video game, and we wanna challenge you guys to a match
And if we win, you'll after give back all of our computers.
Haruhi-chan:
A game, huh? And?
President:
What?
Haruhi-chan:
If we beat you guys, what are we gonna get?
President:
Uh, well, I...
Haruhi-chan:
Last time you lost, you agreed to obey my every command.
You don't have much left to bet except your lives.
President:
Our lives?!
Haruhi-chan:
Well, make me an offer.
President:
Fine! We'll bet this!
Kyon:
The price tag's on it!
Yuki:
It is composed 30% chicken bones, 40% monkey bones, and 30% turtle bones.
Haruhi-chan:
Deal! Game on!
President:
Really?
Haruhi-chan:
Kappa, kappa!
Kyon:
Yep. Figures.
President:
We'll give you a quick tutorial on it and... Ahh!
Haruhi-chan:
I don't wanna play your lame game.
We're gonna go play the real thing!
Kyon:
Sorry, guys.
Haruhi-chan:
Okay, losers, it's show time!
You guys ready to meet your Maker?
Get ready, 'cause this is gonna hurt!
Try and catch this, if you think you can! Go on, I dare ya!
Kyon:
Incoming!
Members:
Are you okay?...
Member:
I'm feeling so powerful now!
Member:
Me too!
President:
Me three!
Kyon:
What's with this aura?
Yuki:
Haruhi Suzumiya has caused to shift in this reality.
The humans in area have had their abilities increased by 100%.
Koizumi:
We here better be careful, then. We might disintegrate if you use full power.
Kyon:
Wait, that can't be okay?
Haruhi-chan:
I'm feeling powerful vibes coming from over there.
We're gonna stick it to 'em, Kyon!
Kyon:
Bad idea!
No way, I can see it coming!
Haruhi-chan:
Nice, Kyon!
Kyon:
Koizumi!
What the?!
Watch out!
Haruhi-chan:
Not bad! Let's see how you dodge this one!
Kyon:
How long's this court's supposed to be anyway!?
Haruhi-chan:
Take this!
Yuki:
It's supersonic.
Kyon:
We're gonna die!
President:
Bring it!
Haruhi-chan:
Oh, yeah...! I'm loving this!
Come on, guys! Are we cranking this up a notch or what?!?
Kyon:
Please don't.
Mikuru:
Uh... Uh? Uh-oh.
Kyon:
I knew it would end this way.
Haruhi-chan:
No one's come to collect their corpses yet.
Kyon:
That's 'cause they're not dead!
President:
But I don't want it...