Haruhi-chan: Time for your favorite local quiz show, "Are You Smarter Than The SOS Brigade?" Now let's introduce today's contestants! First up we have Yuki Nagato! Uh, Yuki, don't press the button yet. And next is that guy.
Kyon: Say my name! It's only one syllable!
Haruhi-chan: Hey, Koizumi, gimme the camera. This is our cameraman, Koizumi.
Koizumi: Pleased to meet you.
Kyon: You introduced the cameraman?!
Haruhi-chan: Let's move on to the quiz, shall we? The first topic is "the universe".
Kyon: There's nothing local about that!
Haruhi-chan: Shut it, Kyon. Oh, okay, if you really want local topics, then I'll just change the question. Let's see, hmm... Oh. What's the name of that dog over there?
Kyon: Too random!
Haruhi-chan: You got 30 minutes to answer the question. Starting now.
Kyon: Too long!
Haruhi-chan: Time's up. May I have your answers? You only have to press the button during the lightning round, okay? The correct answer is...
Kyon: You took so long they left.
Haruhi-chan: Good try! But the correct answer is "Gonzales"!
Kyon: Liar!!
Haruhi-chan: Next up we have "truck versus Kyon". Who do you think will win?
Kyon: I'm not doing that!
Haruhi-chan: It's a tiny little pickup truck. Here's the fireworks.
Kyon: What? Why? I don't care how small it is, I'm not doing it. Wait, you lit the fuses! Dear God! I'm human sparkler! W-What's that?! The truck's here! Oh, oh, no! Ahhh!! I don't wanna die like this!
Mikuru: Oh?
Haruhi-chan: Farewell, you will live in our hearts forever, Kyon.
Kyon: I'm not quite dead.
Haruhi-chan: Woah, you're still alive? You're pretty tough.
Kyon: I was revived. After the fireworks exploded, I...
Haruhi-chan: Yuki, your timing still need the work.
Sorry, I'm late.
Huh? Where is everybody?
Haruhi-chan:
Mikuru, are you watching?
Mikuru:
Waugh!
Haruhi-chan:
Time for your favorite local quiz show, "Are You Smarter Than The SOS Brigade?"
Now let's introduce today's contestants!
First up we have Yuki Nagato!
Uh, Yuki, don't press the button yet.
And next is that guy.
Kyon:
Say my name! It's only one syllable!
Haruhi-chan:
Hey, Koizumi, gimme the camera.
This is our cameraman, Koizumi.
Koizumi:
Pleased to meet you.
Kyon:
You introduced the cameraman?!
Haruhi-chan:
Let's move on to the quiz, shall we?
The first topic is "the universe".
Kyon:
There's nothing local about that!
Haruhi-chan:
Shut it, Kyon.
Oh, okay, if you really want local topics, then I'll just change the question.
Let's see, hmm... Oh.
What's the name of that dog over there?
Kyon:
Too random!
Haruhi-chan:
You got 30 minutes to answer the question.
Starting now.
Kyon:
Too long!
Haruhi-chan:
Time's up. May I have your answers?
You only have to press the button during the lightning round, okay?
The correct answer is...
Kyon:
You took so long they left.
Haruhi-chan:
Good try! But the correct answer is "Gonzales"!
Kyon:
Liar!!
Haruhi-chan:
Next up we have "truck versus Kyon".
Who do you think will win?
Kyon:
I'm not doing that!
Haruhi-chan:
It's a tiny little pickup truck.
Here's the fireworks.
Kyon:
What? Why? I don't care how small it is, I'm not doing it.
Wait, you lit the fuses!
Dear God! I'm human sparkler!
W-What's that?! The truck's here! Oh, oh, no! Ahhh!!
I don't wanna die like this!
Mikuru:
Oh?
Haruhi-chan:
Farewell, you will live in our hearts forever, Kyon.
Kyon:
I'm not quite dead.
Haruhi-chan:
Woah, you're still alive? You're pretty tough.
Kyon:
I was revived.
After the fireworks exploded, I...
Haruhi-chan:
Yuki, your timing still need the work.