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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.14,0:00:06.10,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1\an8}Okay. Asking somebody how long they believed in Santa Claus

Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.10,0:00:10.67,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1\an8}is so stupid, you can't even consider that topic suitable for idle conversation.

Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.67,0:00:15.68,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1\an8}But if you still wanna know how long I believed in some old fat guy who wears a funky red suit

Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.68,0:00:17.23,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1\an8}I can tell you this:

Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.23,0:00:19.47,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1\an8}I've never believed in him, ever.

Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.77,0:00:25.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The Santa that showed up at my kindergarten Christmas festival, I knew he was fake.

Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.00,0:00:27.32,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa or anything,

Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.32,0:00:29.32,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}but I have to say that even as a little kid,

Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.32,0:00:34.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I knew better than to believe in some old man that only worked one day a year.

Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.30,0:00:35.03,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Now having said that,

Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.03,0:00:38.35,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}it wasn't until I got older that I realized aliens, time-travelers,

Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.35,0:00:42.51,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ghosts, monsters, espers, evil syndicates and the anime/

Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.51,0:00:46.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}manga/fantasy-flick heroes that fight said evil syndicates,

Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.60,0:00:47.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}were also fake.

Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.50,0:00:50.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Okay. I guess I always knew those things were bogus.

Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.50,0:00:51.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I just didn't wanna admit it.

Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.20,0:00:56.01,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}All I ever wanted was for an alien, time-traveler, ghost, monster, esper,

Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.01,0:00:59.93,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}evil syndicate or the hero that fought 'em to just appear and say, "Hey!"

Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.93,0:01:02.92,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Unfortunately, reality is a hard road, indeed.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.92,0:01:04.92,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Yep, you gotta admit.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.92,0:01:07.13,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The laws of physics definitely puts a damper on things.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.13,0:01:10.48,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I even stopped watching those TV shows about aliens and ghosts and stuff.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.48,0:01:12.71,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Aliens, time-travelers, espers,

Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.71,0:01:13.93,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}'course they don't exist.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.93,0:01:16.02,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But a little part of me wishes that they did.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.02,0:01:21.67,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I guess I've grown up and realized that I can think about those things and still accept reality.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.92,0:01:25.83,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But by the time I got out of junior high,

Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.83,0:01:28.68,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I pretty much outgrew that kind of stuff.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.68,0:01:31.26,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And I guess I got used to the idea of living in an ordinary world.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.26,0:01:33.99,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And just like that, I was in high school.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.67,0:01:35.55,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8} Nice to meet everyone. I hope we all have a good year together.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.99,0:01:35.90,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And that's when I met her.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.36,0:01:40.63,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Haruhi Suzumiya,

Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.63,0:01:42.05,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,from East junior high.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.44,0:01:44.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.80,0:01:50.25,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,But if any of you are aliens, time-travelers or espers, please come see me.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.25,0:01:52.05,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,That is all.

Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.49,0:01:57.05,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Is that supposed to be funny?

Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.31,0:02:02.25,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}There stood before me this amazingly beautiful girl.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.70,0:02:13.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, next!

Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.80,0:02:15.76,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I bet everyone thought she was kidding.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.47,0:02:15.59,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}My name is Taniguchi,

Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.59,0:02:20.57,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}and I'm from East Junior High, and I like to write funny letters to late night radio shows.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.57,0:02:20.05,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And it wasn't anything to laugh about.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.05,0:02:21.84,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Haruhi is always dead serious.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.34,0:02:25.70,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And that's how we first met.

Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.70,0:02:26.96,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Looking back,

Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.96,0:02:29.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I wanna believe that it was just a coincidence.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.01,0:04:04.09,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}As long as Haruhi Suzumiya is sitting quietly,

Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.09,0:04:08.73,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}she is just like any other extremely beautiful high school girl.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.73,0:04:11.66,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And my seat just happens to be in front of her.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.66,0:04:14.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I mean, can you blame me for wanting to exploit the seating arrangement

Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.82,0:04:17.19,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1} so I could, um, get to know her better?

Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.85,0:04:17.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.50,0:04:20.66,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,that stuff you were saying when you were introducing yourself,

Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.66,0:04:22.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,were you serious about all that?

Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.00,0:04:25.45,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What about the stuff I was saying?

Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.45,0:04:27.08,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know, about aliens and stuff.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.08,0:04:29.55,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Why? Are you an alien or something?

Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.55,0:04:30.74,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, no, but I just...

Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.74,0:04:31.90,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well, no but you just" what?

Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.84,0:04:34.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I ... just forget it.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.00,0:04:36.13,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Then why are we even talking right now?

Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.13,0:04:37.48,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You're wasting my time.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.81,0:04:46.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Later on, I found out that quite a few of my new classmates were

Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.20,0:04:48.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}from the same junior high as Haruhi.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.24,0:04:51.13,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, if you've got the hots for her,

Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.13,0:04:52.51,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,take my advice.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.51,0:04:53.68,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget it.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.68,0:04:58.25,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,After being in the same class as her for three years, I know her pretty well.

Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.25,0:05:01.57,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just say she's what you might call beyond eccentric.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.57,0:05:02.70,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Like her introduction?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.70,0:05:02.90,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.90,0:05:07.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,in junior high I can't remember a day when she wasn't doing something completely wacky.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.60,0:05:10.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya ever hear of the "quad scribbles" incident?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.00,0:05:11.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,No, what's that?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.00,0:05:13.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You know that thing that draws lines on the athletic field?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.50,0:05:15.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, what do you call that thing again?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.40,0:05:16.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.30,0:05:20.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, she used that thing to draw this big, mysterious symbol on the school quad.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.00,0:05:22.53,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,She snuck into the school grounds at night to draw it.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.53,0:05:25.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I remember reading about that.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.00,0:05:28.44,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it was in the local section of the daily newspaper.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.84,0:05:31.34,HaruhiSignSerif,,0000,0000,0000,,{\3c&H111111&\1a&HFF&\3a&&H55&\bord1\fs22\frz22\pos(192,35)}The Tanabata Mystery

Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.44,0:05:31.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,It sort of looked like a botch version of a Nazca drawing, didn't it?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.00,0:05:33.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're telling me she did this all by herself?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.80,0:05:36.85,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,No doubt. And she totally admitted doing it.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.85,0:05:39.10,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah, and then one morning I get to class early.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.10,0:05:41.36,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,All the desks were shoved out into the hall.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.72,0:05:44.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Then there's the time she painted a star on the roof.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.00,0:05:47.87,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And this other time when she plastered these talismans all over the campus.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.31,0:05:47.04,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1\an8}What the hell is she doing?

Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.87,0:05:50.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, like the ones used to re-animate corpses.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.00,0:05:52.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea why.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.00,0:05:54.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,But all the same, man, she's pretty popular with the guys.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.80,0:05:56.74,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,She's not too hard to look at, you know.

Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.74,0:06:01.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And she's freaking good at sports. And on top of that, she gets good grades.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.20,0:06:05.22,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,She's a super weirdo. But if she's standing there quietly, you'd never know.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.22,0:06:07.36,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Something tells me you have more to say about her?

Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.36,0:06:10.02,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,For a while, she was going out with one joker after another.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.02,0:06:12.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I think the longest any one guy lasted was about a week.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.00,0:06:18.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And the guy that had the shortest relationship with her, he asked her out, she said okay, and it ended five minutes later.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.00,0:06:21.97,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have any time to deal with ordinary humans.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.97,0:06:23.72,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Then why the hell'd you say okay?

Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.00,0:06:27.29,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Um? I mean that's what I heard,

Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.29,0:06:28.23,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Really!

Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.23,0:06:31.66,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why but she never turns a guy down when he steps out to ask her out.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.70,0:06:35.67,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And so, before you get any bright ideas, buddy, take my advice.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.40,0:06:37.15,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget it.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.60,0:06:38.07,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Forget it?

Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.07,0:06:40.90,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What's to forget when I hadn't even thought about it?

Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.50,0:06:44.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,If you were me,

Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.30,0:06:46.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,there's only one girl in this class to go after.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.00,0:06:47.93,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's her.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.00,0:06:50.31,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Ryoko Asakura.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.31,0:06:54.56,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm telling you she is in the top three on the freshman hottie list.

Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.56,0:06:57.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what? Are you telling us that you've already checked out all the freshman girls?

Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.80,0:06:58.43,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Heck yeah!

Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.43,0:07:00.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I ranked them all from A to D

Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.40,0:07:04.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,and I even went so far as to memorize the full names of all the A-list girls, buddy.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.00,0:07:06.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? So what ranking did Asakura get?

Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.00,0:07:08.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,She gets double-A-plus.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.00,0:07:10.78,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,On top of being gorgeous, I bet her personality is wonderful.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.36,0:07:16.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,That's fast...

Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.82,0:07:21.58,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1} Now, all of this was happening when Haruhi Suzumiya was still acting sort of normal.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.58,0:07:24.21,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For that whole month, even I was feeling pretty good.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.21,0:07:26.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}However, it should be noted that

Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.00,0:07:29.91,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}bits and pieces of Haruhi eccentricities were already starting to make themselves known.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.30,0:07:33.17,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Haruhi eccentricity number 1.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.17,0:07:35.77,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}A different hairstyle everyday.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.77,0:07:36.52,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Monday.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.52,0:07:37.27,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Tuesday.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.27,0:07:38.02,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Wednesday.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.02,0:07:38.77,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Thursday.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.77,0:07:39.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Friday.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.00,0:07:42.52,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}As the days passed, the number of places she'd tie off her hair increased.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.87,0:07:46.19,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}On Monday, she resets her hair and then adds a tie off point each day until Friday.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.19,0:07:48.90,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Wonder what her hair looks like on Sunday

Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.90,0:07:50.15,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}think I'd like to see that.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.76,0:07:54.71,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Haruhi eccentricity number 2.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.40,0:07:55.22,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Look I'm naked.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.71,0:07:57.12,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Our P.E. class is separated into boys' and girls'.

Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.44,0:08:00.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}When changing into uniforms, girls use the odd numbered classrooms

Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.00,0:08:02.12,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and boys use the even numbered.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.12,0:08:04.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It didn't matter that guys were standing around.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.60,0:08:06.51,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}She'd just start changing out of her school uniform!

Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.05,0:08:17.27,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}To Haruhi, guys were pretty much the same as a bag of potatoes.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.19,0:08:20.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Eccentricity number 3.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.27,0:08:23.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It was rather irritating that

Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.06,0:08:24.02,HaruhiNote,,0000,0000,0000,,{\bord1\b1\be1\frz7\c&H4B8F85&\pos(300,82)}Tea Ceremony Club

Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.00,0:08:28.11,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Haruhi joined every team and every extra-curricular club the school had to offer.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.31,0:08:31.11,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}So... Why not join permanently?

Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.54,0:08:31.86,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Every single one of the sports clubs lobbied for her to join their respective teams.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.76,0:08:34.41,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}'Sides, your presence alone would motivate us!

Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.86,0:08:36.49,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And she turned every one of them down. She changed clubs on a daily basis depending on her mood.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.49,0:08:41.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}In the end though, she didn't remain a member of a single one of the clubs.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.20,0:08:43.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I mean, what the hell does she wanna do, anyway?

Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.35,0:08:49.86,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And before I knew it, it was the day after the golden week vacation.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.13,0:08:50.34,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\3c&H000000&}- Kyon, what's up?

Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.63,0:08:51.59,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.59,0:08:54.70,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And by the way, "Kyon", that's my nickname.

Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.70,0:08:57.05,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And I really wish people would stop calling me that already.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.00,0:09:03.64,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I guess today's Wednesday, isn't it?

Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.03,0:09:05.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And with that thought,

Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.00,0:09:07.37,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}something must have snapped inside me.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.37,0:09:09.35,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I can't think of any other reason why.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.12,0:09:13.53,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,So, do you change your hairstyle everyday to ward off alien invaders?

Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.85,0:09:16.51,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I was talking to Haruhi Suzumiya.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.51,0:09:17.89,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,So when did you notice?

Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.89,0:09:20.12,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, a while ago.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.12,0:09:21.06,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I see.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.39,0:09:23.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, I have this theory that

Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.60,0:09:28.44,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,each day of the week has its own image with a specific color that only goes with that day.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.84,0:09:31.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And by colors I'd say that Monday is yellow,

Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.25,0:09:33.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1\an8}It felt almost like we were having a real conversation for the first time.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.00,0:09:32.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,and Tuesday is red,

Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.00,0:09:33.76,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Wednesday is definitely blue,

Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.76,0:09:35.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,and Thursday is green,

Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.00,0:09:36.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Friday is gold,

Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.00,0:09:37.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,and Saturday is brown,

Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.00,0:09:39.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,and the color for Sunday is white.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.00,0:09:41.67,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Hey, I kinda understand what she's talking about.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.67,0:09:43.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you turn them into numbers,

Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.80,0:09:46.52,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Monday'd be zero and Sunday'd be six, right?

Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.52,0:09:47.25,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.03,0:09:50.95,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I kinda feel that Monday is more like a one.

Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.00,0:09:53.98,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think anybody was asking for your opinion!

Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.98,0:09:55.24,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, is that so?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.59,0:10:11.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Have I met you somewhere before

Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.00,0:10:13.99,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,like maybe in the past, or something like that?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.99,0:10:14.63,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Not likely.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.15,0:10:17.43,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Usually an event is triggered by something

Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.43,0:10:19.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}that is considered trivial.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.00,0:10:21.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Well, this must've been my trigger.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.30,0:10:25.09,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I was surprised that Haruhi even replied with a half-decent answer.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.09,0:10:29.15,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I totally thought she'd say something like "Shut up, loser! Who cares!?"

Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.15,0:10:31.46,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I mean you get the picture?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.40,0:10:34.33,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And so,

Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.33,0:10:37.67,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}when Haruhi came to class the next day with her long hair all chopped off.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.67,0:10:39.32,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I was rather disturbed by it.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.79,0:10:43.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I mean cutting it short like that the day after I made my comment.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.20,0:10:44.99,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It's a little rash, don't you think?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.00,0:10:47.93,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Not really.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.55,0:10:50.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1\an8} Ever since that day,

Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.60,0:10:54.72,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1\an8}talking to Haruhi right before homeroom started was becoming sort of a ritual.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.64,0:10:54.63,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,So, there's this rumor going around.

Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.63,0:10:57.34,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it true you've dumped every guy you've ever dated?

Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.34,0:11:01.63,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And just what gives you the right to ask me a question like that?

Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.60,0:11:03.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know about anything you heard.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.50,0:11:06.85,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever. You wanna believe it, it's probably true.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.85,0:11:11.12,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, with all that dating, wasn't there at least one guy you were even a little serious about?

Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.12,0:11:12.06,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely not.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.06,0:11:14.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,They all took themselves way too seriously.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.00,0:11:18.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And not even one of those dorks was an alien, time-traveler or even an esper.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.60,0:11:20.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}That's how people are normally.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.00,0:11:22.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so what's with most of them asking me out over the phone?

Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.50,0:11:26.95,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, shouldn't important stuff like that be done face-to-face, not phone-to-phone.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.00,0:11:28.71,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I mean if it were me I'd ask her ... then ask her out.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.60,0:11:30.47,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1\an8}I'll just agree with her for now.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.71,0:11:30.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd probably call her out somewhere and tell her.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.41,0:11:33.59,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well none of that's important anyway!

Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.59,0:11:34.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So, what is?

Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.00,0:11:39.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the problem: So far, the way it looks is that all the men in this entire universe are pathetic.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.30,0:11:43.55,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean all through junior high that was the one thing that irritated me the most.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.99,0:11:46.26,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,All right then, so what kind of guy would you have really be into,

Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.26,0:11:47.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,an alien or something?

Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.00,0:11:48.43,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Anything like an alien,

Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.43,0:11:51.15,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,or something else along those lines.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.15,0:11:54.98,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, as long as the person isn't an ordinary human, I don't care if it's a boy or a girl.

Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.98,0:11:58.57,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on a sec. What's wrong with being human?I mean, why do they have to be an alien?

Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.03,0:12:02.62,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Because that way, life's more interesting!

Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.62,0:12:14.01,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Kyon!

Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.01,0:12:17.16,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to tell me what kind of magic spell you are using.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.16,0:12:18.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What're you talking about?

Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.00,0:12:20.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I have never seen Suzumiya talk that long before.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.50,0:12:24.55,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not exaggerating, man.What the hell did you say to her?

Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.55,0:12:26.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Huh? Wonder what I could've said to her.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.50,0:12:29.27,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I think it was all pretty random stuff.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.27,0:12:30.89,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a phenomenon.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.00,0:12:34.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Kyon's always gone after the strange ones. The weirder the better.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.40,0:12:36.98,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,A little louder, please. So everyone can hear you.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.98,0:12:38.63,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna know how you did it.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.63,0:12:43.78,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,, No matter how much I try to talk to her I can't get Haruhi to answer any of my questions.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.78,0:12:45.87,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you do to get her to open up?

Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.87,0:12:46.62,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have any tips for me?

Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.26,0:12:48.12,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,No idea.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.78,0:12:51.33,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm. Still, I think it's a good thing.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.33,0:12:55.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been sort of worried about her always being completely alone in our class.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.00,0:12:58.13,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's really great that she's made at least one friend here.

Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.49,0:12:59.74,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,A friend, huh?

Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.00,0:13:04.02,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, just keep doing whatever you're doing 'cause maybe she'll warm up to the rest of us.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.02,0:13:06.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean since we're all in the same class,

Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.00,0:13:08.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,it'd be really for the best if everyone got along.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.00,0:13:09.36,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's why I'm counting on you.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.36,0:13:10.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Easy for you to say.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.20,0:13:11.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, from now on,

Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.50,0:13:16.15,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,if there's anything we need to say to her, we'll just talk to you, and you can tell her for us.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.15,0:13:18.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm. Hey! Hang on a sec!

Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.00,0:13:21.82,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think I am? Am I supposed to be your spokesperson or something?

Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.00,0:13:23.44,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty please.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.00,0:13:32.70,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Kyon!

Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.70,0:13:35.49,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,we're buddies, aren't we? We're pals, right?

Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.00,0:13:37.25,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Everyone's turned into an idiot.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.50,0:13:39.95,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Apparently, we're changing seats.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.95,0:13:43.56,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I picked a number out of a cookie tin that gave me the seat next to the window, second from the back.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.56,0:13:46.54,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}An awesome seat if I may say so.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.56,0:13:44.56,HaruhiNote,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1\bord0\fry-40\1c&HF0DDDD\1a&H99&\3a&H99&\frz-2\fs18\pos(599,72)}Seating\narrangement\nchange

Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.54,0:13:47.76,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Farewell, Haruhi.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.76,0:13:49.09,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Forever.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.44,0:13:51.65,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Coincidence?

Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.50,0:13:55.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! I heard you checked out all the clubs at school.

Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.50,0:13:58.81,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a heads-up if you know about any interesting ones, okay?

Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.88,0:14:01.23,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely none.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.23,0:14:02.49,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}An instant reply.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.49,0:14:03.66,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely none.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.66,0:14:06.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It seems that she likes to use the word "absolutely" a lot.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.40,0:14:09.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought things would get a little better when I got into high school.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.50,0:14:13.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's the same here as it's been throughout all these mandatory school years.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.00,0:14:15.08,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I'm just in the wrong school.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.55,0:14:18.39,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I sorta wonder what her criteria are.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.39,0:14:21.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a club called "The Mystery Research Club."

Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.60,0:14:22.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah? How was that?

Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.80,0:14:23.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,It was hilarious.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.50,0:14:26.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,They told me they've never had anything they could even remotely call a case.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.60,0:14:30.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And the members were of a bunch of mystery-novel otakus,

Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.00,0:14:32.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,definitely not master detectives.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.00,0:14:33.11,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that figures.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.11,0:14:36.76,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Well, I had a high hopes for "The Supernatural Phenomenon Research Club", too.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.76,0:14:39.70,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,But that thing was just a bunch of occult freaks.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.70,0:14:40.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think of it?

Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.50,0:14:41.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think about it.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.60,0:14:43.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, man! I'm so bored.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.40,0:14:47.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,With all these clubs, you'd think there'd be a couple of really strange cool ones out there.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.40,0:14:49.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen. You can't help it if there aren't any.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.50,0:14:52.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, us normal human types, we've gotta be happy with what we're given.

Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.50,0:14:53.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what I'm saying?

Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.50,0:14:57.70,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You could look at it this way; the people who don't like what they've got are the same people who invent things,

Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.70,0:14:59.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,and make discoveries,

Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.00,0:15:00.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,...and advanced civilization.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.00,0:15:04.90,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,They made airplanes 'cause they wanted to fly, and they made cars and trains because they wanted to go from place to place.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.90,0:15:06.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,It's as simple as that.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.50,0:15:11.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,The only reason that we've got all the things we have now is because a certain group of people got together

Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.00,0:15:15.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,and used their talent or imagination or genius or whatever to make it all possible.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.00,0:15:20.03,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Ordinary people are probably better off living their ordinary little lives in an ordinary manner.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.03,0:15:21.16,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!

Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.91,0:15:28.63,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Perhaps,it was this conversation that sparked the idea.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.22,0:15:32.10,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It happened suddenly.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.30,0:15:38.76,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong with you?

Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.76,0:15:39.93,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I got an idea!

Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.35,0:15:41.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,About what?

Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.40,0:15:45.09,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe I didn't realize it before. It's so obvious.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.09,0:15:45.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What is?

Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.20,0:15:48.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,If it doesn't exist, I should just make it myself.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.00,0:15:49.31,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Make what yourself?

Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.40,0:15:51.15,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Make a club!

Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.19,0:15:55.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear you,

Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.00,0:15:56.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,but you've gotta calm down, all right?

Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.30,0:15:58.05,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with you? This is what we're talking about.

Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.05,0:16:00.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You should be happier about this development.

Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.30,0:16:03.66,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we're in the middle of class.

Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.00,0:16:09.41,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Clubroom... Clubroom...

Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.25,0:16:14.46,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna help!

Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.84,0:16:17.42,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I feel like I'm being bullied out of my lunch money.

Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.42,0:16:18.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you need help with?

Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.20,0:16:20.47,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Starting my new club! That's what!

Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.80,0:16:24.47,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,First, tell me why I'm the one who's gotta help you set up a club that's your idea in the first place.

Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.47,0:16:25.89,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And you can let go of the tie now.

Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.89,0:16:28.07,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll find us a room and some members

Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.07,0:16:31.89,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,and I want you to personally handle all the paperwork that needs to be turned in to the school.

Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.04,0:16:31.33,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1\an8}She's not listening...

Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.00,0:16:34.66,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you tell me what kind of club it's gonna be?

Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.66,0:16:36.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,, Who cares about that, right now?

Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.00,0:16:38.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,We've got to go make the club first.

Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.00,0:16:39.05,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You got it?

Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.05,0:16:41.12,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Do all that stuff before school ends, today.

Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.12,0:16:43.10,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll find a room for the club by then,

Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.10,0:16:44.48,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,okey-dokey?

Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.99,0:16:48.91,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Rules for the creation of a new extra curricular group.

Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.46,0:16:51.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}At least five members,

Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.20,0:16:52.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}a teacher to supervise,

Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.60,0:16:53.66,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}a name,

Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.66,0:16:54.73,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}the name of the person in charge,

Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.73,0:16:56.82,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}the purpose of the organization.

Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.82,0:16:58.53,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}There's nothing for me to do.

Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.53,0:17:01.17,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It's all on the back of the student handbook.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.17,0:17:02.95,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1} And I can bet money on this.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.95,0:17:04.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Haruhi's little scheme?

Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.00,0:17:09.43,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Nothing about it's gonna contribute to making school life more creative or more fun. Of that, I'm positive.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.49,0:17:15.15,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,This is going to be our new clubroom!

Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.15,0:17:16.17,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on!

Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.17,0:17:18.27,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even know where we are, right now.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.98,0:17:21.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the cultural department.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.00,0:17:25.28,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,The art club's got the art room, and the wind ensemble has got the music room. Am I right?

Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.74,0:17:28.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Clubs that don't need specialized class rooms like that

Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.00,0:17:30.25,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,end up in this wing of the cultural department.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.25,0:17:32.67,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,They call it the old building.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.67,0:17:34.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,This room's for the literary club.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.00,0:17:36.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,So then, it's the literary club's room.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.00,0:17:42.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know, I know. But this past spring all the senior members left. So now the club's got no members.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.00,0:17:45.03,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And if nobody else joins, then that club's gonna be cut.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.03,0:17:48.12,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and this girl's a new freshman member.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.08,0:17:51.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,So, the club hasn't been cut then.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.00,0:17:52.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the same difference.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.00,0:17:53.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, she's the only one here.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.50,0:17:55.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,But what are we gonna do with her?

Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.40,0:17:57.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,She told me that she wouldn't mind it.

Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.20,0:17:58.61,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You sure about that?

Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.61,0:18:01.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,When I saw her at lunch, I asked her if we could use the clubroom.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.40,0:18:03.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,She said "go ahead."

Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.00,0:18:05.18,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,She doesn't really care as long as she's got a place to read.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.00,0:18:09.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess some folks are just strange like that, you know?

Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.00,0:18:10.95,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Look who's talking.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.60,0:18:14.29,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Yuki Nagato.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.01,0:18:17.65,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Miss Nagato, was it?

Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.65,0:18:21.45,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You understand my colleague here wants to use this room for some other type of club?

Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.45,0:18:22.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you okay with that?

Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.40,0:18:23.59,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm fine.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.59,0:18:24.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You are?

Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.40,0:18:27.76,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, but I'm pretty sure that we're gonna end up causing you a lot of trouble, though.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.76,0:18:28.76,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,No problem.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.76,0:18:31.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,But someday, you might get kicked out of this room.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.00,0:18:32.23,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.60,0:18:35.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, there you have it.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.20,0:18:38.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,From now on, we're gonna meet here in this room right after school.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.20,0:18:40.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And you'd better show up, Mister.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.00,0:18:42.73,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause if you don't, it's the death penalty.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.27,0:18:44.24,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Understood.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.99,0:18:46.74,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I don't wanna die.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.74,0:18:48.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to find club members.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.30,0:18:50.99,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna need at least two more people.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.28,0:18:52.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Wait, that means...

Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.00,0:18:55.43,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}you already have that literary club girl included in the head-count?

Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.43,0:18:58.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Does Haruhi think she comes with the room like some kind of accessory?

Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.50,0:18:59.70,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry.

Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.70,0:19:01.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll get them in no time.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.00,0:19:03.71,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a couple leads on some random people I can bring in.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.67,0:19:05.82,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And so, the next day.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.22,0:19:07.51,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll meet you there.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.87,0:19:11.51,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I guess I had no choice.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.70,0:19:14.52,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I found myself shuffling over to the clubroom.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.39,0:19:17.98,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what'cha reading?

Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.00,0:19:22.32,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it interesting?

Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.00,0:19:25.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Unique.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.20,0:19:27.82,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what part's unique?

Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.30,0:19:29.97,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,All of it.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.60,0:19:31.86,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,, Ah, you really like books.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.00,0:19:35.54,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,A little.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.54,0:19:36.64,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.00,0:19:41.11,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Can I go home now?

Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.54,0:19:44.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about that!

Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.00,0:19:47.55,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a little late today 'cause it took me forever to catch her.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.87,0:19:49.51,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It was another girl.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.79,0:19:51.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}A really beautiful girl.

Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.17,0:19:51.75,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}What is this?

Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.43,0:19:54.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Where am I?

Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.00,0:19:57.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you bring me here? Who are you people anyway?

Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.20,0:20:00.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you l-locking the door!?

Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.30,0:20:01.19,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want from me....

Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.19,0:20:02.69,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Just be quiet.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.00,0:20:06.68,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Allow me to introduce Mikuru Asahina.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.00,0:20:12.74,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So much for introductions.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.00,0:20:15.35,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did you kidnap her from?

Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.35,0:20:16.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't kidnap anyone.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.30,0:20:17.70,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,She came here on her own.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.70,0:20:19.34,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Same difference.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.34,0:20:22.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I caught this one daydreaming her brains out in the juniors' classroom.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.00,0:20:25.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,During recess, I make it a point to walk every inch of the main building.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.30,0:20:29.39,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I remembered seeing her around a couple of times and well, here she is.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.39,0:20:31.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So, that's why I haven't seen her during recess.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.50,0:20:33.12,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1} Unbelievable

Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.12,0:20:36.01,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, hang on a second. Did you say she was a junior?

Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.01,0:20:38.61,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, so what if she is?!

Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.61,0:20:39.57,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.57,0:20:42.21,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, it's Miss Asahina, wasn't it?

Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.21,0:20:43.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Why pick her of all people then?

Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.60,0:20:45.49,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Are you blind? Just look at her!

Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.48,0:20:49.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,She's a total little cutie!

Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.80,0:20:52.26,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Great, now she sounds like a pervert.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.26,0:20:55.63,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,In this situation, moe is an important concept to keep in mind.

Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.00,0:20:57.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry,

Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.00,0:20:58.76,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,what'd you say?

Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.76,0:20:59.67,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Moe! Moe!

Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.67,0:21:01.70,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,This girl's a prime example of moe.

Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.70,0:21:04.70,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a rule that in stories with strange things going on,

Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.70,0:21:10.64,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,you need to have one moe character. Someone with glasses, or in a maid costume or anything fetishy.

It's essential!

Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.30,0:21:14.54,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's just the beginning!

Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.70,0:21:20.15,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,She's tiny but she's got bigger breasts than me!

Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.15,0:21:21.61,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, look at these things!

Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.61,0:21:22.79,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,They're immense!

Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.79,0:21:25.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,This is another important aspect of moe.

Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.00,0:21:26.16,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Indeed.

Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.10,0:21:28.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, these suckers are huge!

Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.00,0:21:29.10,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,It kinda pisses me off.

Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.10,0:21:33.10,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, she's so cute and her boobies are ginormous compared to mine.

Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.10,0:21:34.10,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Are you an idiot?

Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.10,0:21:36.21,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,But they're totally huge! Really!

Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.21,0:21:38.31,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna feel them for yourself?

Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.31,0:21:40.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'm gonna pass.

Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.20,0:21:41.06,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,So Haruhi,

Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.06,0:21:43.50,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,you brought this girl, Miss Asahina, all the way up here

Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.50,0:21:48.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,just because she happens to be cute, tiny and extremely well-endowed? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.80,0:21:50.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right!!

Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.20,0:21:51.81,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}She truly is an idiot.

Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.81,0:21:55.42,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,, I figured what the club needs more than anything is a mascot.

Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.42,0:21:58.75,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Mikuru, are you a member of any other school clubs right now?

Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.75,0:22:00.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,The Calligraphy club.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.00,0:22:01.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you can quit that one.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.20,0:22:04.28,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll just get in the way of our club's activities.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.50,0:22:19.13,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well okay,

Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.50,0:22:21.10,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I understand.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.10,0:22:22.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What did she just understand?

Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.20,0:22:25.47,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to quit the Calligraphy club and join this one.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.47,0:22:29.80,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,However I don't really know what the literary club does. Could you at least tell me that?

Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.80,0:22:31.85,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not the literary club, Mikuru.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.85,0:22:34.01,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,We're sort of borrowing this clubroom for now.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.01,0:22:35.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And the group you're about to join is

Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.40,0:22:37.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,something that Suzumiya is gonna be starting up.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.40,0:22:42.69,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,And so far she hasn't figured out a name and has absolutely no idea what we're gonna be doing here anyway.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.69,0:22:45.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and by the way, the girl sitting over there reading the book

Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.00,0:22:47.57,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,is the real literary club member.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.01,0:22:50.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I've got it!

Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.20,0:22:52.24,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,I just figured out what we're gonna call ourselves.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.40,0:22:54.25,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, spit it out.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.50,0:22:56.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}May I have your attention please.

Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.20,0:23:00.20,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The name of the heretofore nameless start-up club has just been decided. And its name is...

Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.30,0:23:03.60,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,The SOS Brigade!

Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.97,0:23:09.74,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The Spreading excitement all Over the world with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade.

Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.20,0:23:12.00,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The SOS Brigade for short.

Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.00,0:23:13.97,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Yeah, it's okay to laugh now.

Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.37,0:23:21.94,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Actually, the name should be something like "Spreading excitement all Over the world with Haruhi Suzumiya Organization."

Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.94,0:23:24.81,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But we don't have the right to form an organization yet,

Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.81,0:23:27.57,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and we still don't know what the point of this club is.

Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.57,0:23:29.53,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,Brigade'll have to do then, won't it.

Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.20,0:23:32.30,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And with that baffling statement, the name of the club

Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.30,0:23:35.06,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}was decided. Yay.

Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.06,0:23:37.40,HaruhiDefault,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Just do whatever you want.