Haruhi-chan: Okay Kyon, this spot feels weird enough. Start digging!
Kyon: It's gonna take forever.
Haruhi-chan: Would you relax. I can get the others to come over and help you out, so you'll be done before you know it.
Kyon: I think I get it! Basically everyone else digs and you don't.
Haruhi-chan: Yup, you know it!
Kyon: Well, she did get the others to come over here, that's for sure. But they're not much help. Haruhi's playing mahjong with the guys, the girls got bored and came over. Geez! They'e acting like little kids!
Mikuru: Hey Kyon, look! We found something strange.
Kyon: Hmm? Let's see. Wow, it's awfully pretty, I've never seen anything like it. Maybe it's a jewel.
Yuki: It is not. That is no jewel. A sub-species of the data integration thought entity lives within it. It co-exists with the cherry trees in this area. It clouds the mind of it's prey, taking away it's ability to reason. It forces it's prey to stay in the area, taking care of the cherry trees. When the prey dies it decays and becomes nutrients for the tree. That is the reason why this area has a sinister past.
Kyon: Heh! You must be kidding!
Mikuru: Your story was so long I got lost!
Tsuruya-san: Me too!
Kyon: Does anyone know what we were just talking about?
Yuki: I do not.
Haruhi-chan: Mikuru!
Mikuru: I'm sorry but Miss Suzumiya's calling for us to come back, are you going to be okay if we go?
Kyon: Yeh, sure. If you guys get bored hanging out with her come on back.
Koizumi: Well, here I am!
Kyon: Please tell me you've got some idea about how to get this digging done.
Koizumi: Yes, as a matter of fact I've called in for some backup.
Arakawa:
I'm a taxi driver just passing through.
Kyon: Arakawa!
Koizumi: You were driving rather frantically there, I hope that everything's alright.
Arakawa:
Well, this is the Tsuruya family's property, the security was tighter than I expected. And if my calculations are correct I can only stay about three minutes or so.
Kyon: I'm totally lost!
Koizumi: Three minutes should be plenty of time for this.
Kyon: You're gonna make Mr. Arakawa dig a hole in three minutes?
Koizumi: Not at all. In fact I have something else in mind. Look, see for yourself.
Kyon: A bomb?
Mori:
Hello I'm just a skydiver who's passing through.
Kyon: Miss Mori?
Mori:
I had no choice but to crash land here. Silly me I forgot my parachute.
Koizumi: You don't say! That's rather clumsy of you isn't it.
Kyon: Clumsy? I wouldn't call skydiving without a parachute clumsy.
Arakawa:
I happen to be a taxi driver, I could give you a ride back to town in my cab if you like. Actually you're out of time so I insist!
Mori:
Why thank you! I can't refuse an offer like that. It was nice meeting you gentlemen. I hate to crash and run like this but we really must be going.
Koizumi: They leave a path of destruction wherever they go.
Kyon: What's up with you and the corny action movie dialogue? And button your shirt!
Haruhi-chan: Kyon! We heard a big explosion, did something happen? Whoa! Did you dig this by yourself? Amazing job Kyon!
Mikuru: It's really amazing!
Tsuruya-san: Super-amazing Kyon.
Kyon: Yeah… Well… Let's just say I did it on my own.
Tsuruya-san: Right. Sure. But that doesn't explain how they breached our security so easily.
Kyon: Later I heard Miss Tsuruya make an unsettling phone call, to be continued. Wait, what?
Okay Kyon, this spot feels weird enough. Start digging!
Kyon:
It's gonna take forever.
Haruhi-chan:
Would you relax. I can get the others to come over and help you out, so you'll be done before you know it.
Kyon:
I think I get it! Basically everyone else digs and you don't.
Haruhi-chan:
Yup, you know it!
Kyon:
Well, she did get the others to come over here, that's for sure. But they're not much help. Haruhi's playing mahjong with the guys, the girls got bored and came over. Geez! They'e acting like little kids!
Mikuru:
Hey Kyon, look! We found something strange.
Kyon:
Hmm? Let's see. Wow, it's awfully pretty, I've never seen anything like it. Maybe it's a jewel.
Yuki:
It is not. That is no jewel. A sub-species of the data integration thought entity lives within it. It co-exists with the cherry trees in this area. It clouds the mind of it's prey, taking away it's ability to reason. It forces it's prey to stay in the area, taking care of the cherry trees. When the prey dies it decays and becomes nutrients for the tree. That is the reason why this area has a sinister past.
Kyon:
Heh! You must be kidding!
Mikuru:
Your story was so long I got lost!
Tsuruya-san:
Me too!
Kyon:
Does anyone know what we were just talking about?
Yuki:
I do not.
Haruhi-chan:
Mikuru!
Mikuru:
I'm sorry but Miss Suzumiya's calling for us to come back, are you going to be okay if we go?
Kyon:
Yeh, sure. If you guys get bored hanging out with her come on back.
Koizumi:
Well, here I am!
Kyon:
Please tell me you've got some idea about how to get this digging done.
Koizumi:
Yes, as a matter of fact I've called in for some backup.
Arakawa:
I'm a taxi driver just passing through.
Kyon:
Arakawa!
Koizumi:
You were driving rather frantically there, I hope that everything's alright.
Arakawa:
Well, this is the Tsuruya family's property, the security was tighter than I expected. And if my calculations are correct I can only stay about three minutes or so.
Kyon:
I'm totally lost!
Koizumi:
Three minutes should be plenty of time for this.
Kyon:
You're gonna make Mr. Arakawa dig a hole in three minutes?
Koizumi:
Not at all. In fact I have something else in mind. Look, see for yourself.
Kyon:
A bomb?
Mori:
Hello I'm just a skydiver who's passing through.
Kyon:
Miss Mori?
Mori:
I had no choice but to crash land here. Silly me I forgot my parachute.
Koizumi:
You don't say! That's rather clumsy of you isn't it.
Kyon:
Clumsy? I wouldn't call skydiving without a parachute clumsy.
Arakawa:
I happen to be a taxi driver, I could give you a ride back to town in my cab if you like. Actually you're out of time so I insist!
Mori:
Why thank you! I can't refuse an offer like that. It was nice meeting you gentlemen. I hate to crash and run like this but we really must be going.
Koizumi:
They leave a path of destruction wherever they go.
Kyon:
What's up with you and the corny action movie dialogue? And button your shirt!
Haruhi-chan:
Kyon! We heard a big explosion, did something happen? Whoa! Did you dig this by yourself? Amazing job Kyon!
Mikuru:
It's really amazing!
Tsuruya-san:
Super-amazing Kyon.
Kyon:
Yeah… Well… Let's just say I did it on my own.
Tsuruya-san:
Right. Sure. But that doesn't explain how they breached our security so easily.
Kyon:
Later I heard Miss Tsuruya make an unsettling phone call, to be continued. Wait, what?