Yuki:
I'm home!

Achakura:
Oh, welcome back! Huh? Ahhh! Please don't!

Haruhi-chan:
Hey Yuki, thanks for letting us come over today!
The SOS Brigade, No Boys Allowed Heart Throbbing Valentines' Day Chocolate Making Party is about to begin.

All:
Yay!

Haruhi-chan:
Okay Mikuru, hurry up and take your clothes off.

Mikuru:
What for? A bath?

Haruhi-chan:
I was thinking we could make a life-size Mikuru shaped chocolate.

Mikuru:
Nooooo! I don't want to!

Haruhi-chan & Tsuruya-san:
Hehe, you know you want to.

Yuki:
A large human shaped chocolate would be unusually difficult to maintain and preserve.

Haruhi-chan:
Oh well, whatever, it was worth a shot.

Mikuru:
You mean you guys would have really done it if it was possible?

Haruhi-chan:
I just realized something, we're gonna have lots of leftover chocolate.

Tsuruya-san:
She's right! I know! We'll be able to use up all the chocolate if we just make whatever we want.

Haruhi-chan:
Great idea! And we can eat all the mistakes

Mikuru:
Is this arts and crafts?

Haruhi-chan:
All done!

Mikuru:
Oh, I know this, it's a Picasso right?

Tsuruya-san:
I didn't know you were so artistic Haruhi-nyan.

Haruhi-chan:
It's Kyon's head.

Yuki:
The likeness is 99.8 percent accurate, however people who still rely on vision to see will not be able to tell the resemblance.

Haruhi-chan:
I can't tell whether that was a compliment or not.
Did you make a lion?

Mikuru:
Yes, this is Mu-chan

Haruhi-chan:
Wow, it looks great! And you made a crane!

Tsuruya-san:
Uh-huh!

Haruhi-chan:
I could see these hanging out in the garden. Is yours all done Yuki?

Yuki:
Here.

Haruhi-chan:
Are those chocolate bars? They look just like they did before we melted them.

Mikuru:
Wait, didn't we use up all of our ingredients?

Tsuruya-san:
No way! She made these out of that lump of chocolate.

Mikuru:
That amazing!

Haruhi-chan:
I know… It's amazing how pointless they are.
We still have a lot left over so let's make a couple batches of the usual things.

Mikuru:
I can totally handle putting the powdered chocolate on.

Tsuruya-san:
And I can wrap them all up! Stand back while I demonstrate the wrapping technique of Tsuruya's candy store.

Haruhi-chan:
What are you doing?!?

Yuki:
Uhhh

Haruhi-chan:
I should be angry but I'm blown away by how many you munched before we noticed.

Mikuru:
That's amazing!

Haruhi-chan:
Okay guys, now what do we do? We're about to run out of ingredients.

Tsuruya-san:
Why don't we take what we have left and make two chocolate cakes out of it.

Haruhi-chan:
That's a good idea, let's do that! They'll never know we almost ran out.

Tsuruya-san:
Use what you've got until it's all gone Harui-nyan.

Haruhi-chan:
That's for having us over, see you tomorrow!

Achakura:
Have they all gone home?

Yuki:
They have.

Achakura:
I didn't know what was going on when you pushed me in that box. I understand why you did it but I'm not happy about it, not that I ever had a choice.
What's going on! Tell me why there's this spring attached to me!

Yuki:
I can't.

Achakura:
You've been wanting to do this to me since the beginning! But I have got news for you, I've been going easy on you this whole time! What do you think I am, A jack-in-the-box?!?

Yuki:
Here, this is for you.

Achakura:
Huh? It's a piece of the cake she made, hmm.
If she expects me to forgive her shoddy treatment by accepting a piece of cake, she's got another thing coming! I mean, I'm flattered she even saved a piece for me but there no way I'm gonna be tempted by a measly little morsel of…
Whatever, just this once!