Winry: PAPPARA~♪

[Pinako’s paper fan says “I’m the heroine”]

Winry: [Giggles]


ハガレン4コマ劇場



やりすぎ:



Alphonse: There’s no such thing as broken when it comes to alchemy--in no time at all it’ll be good as new!

Customer A: That is just incredible!

Customer B: It looks better than when I bought it!

Customer A: Amazing!

Alphonse: Oh no! I overdid it and fixed the shop too!

Customer A: Amazing!

Alphonse: And I fixed the shopkeeper!

Customer A: Simply amazing!

Customer B: Now that’s too far!


呪いの家:



Edward: Well, what about your mother?

Nina: My mom left my dad just about two years ago. She said he didn’t make enough money, so there was no reason for her to stay. You know how my dad's an alchemist? Well, she thought he'd make lots of gold for her--enough for her to live a life of luxury--but he wouldn’t break the law. She also said that he had a mediocre face and that he wasn’t tall enough for her. She got bored with him, so she found a new lover. She told me not to tell my dad. Then she even bribed me with some extra allowance. But it’s not like she had a job, so she was stealing the money from my dad. She said it was all right, because he was too stupid to even notice. She was planning on divorcing him and taking the house instead of the alimony. But my dad broke down crying and somehow convinced her to not leave him. She stayed but she began to put poison in his food. It was really sad.

Tucker: And after that, I had no choice but to transmute her with the dog and turn her into a chimera…

Edward and Alphonse: You've been through so much Mr. Tucker!


自己紹介:



Scar: [Glare]

Hawkeye: Brown skin and… red eyes…

[Silence]

Hawkeye: Did someone mace Bob Barker?

Mustang: Or did he fall asleep at a swimming pool?

Armstrong: Maybe his tanning bed broke.

Scar: I’m an Ishvalan, you idiots! Don’t ever forget it!


パーフェクト彼女:



Winry: Bye Ed! Bye Al! Travel safe!

Alphonse: Winry! She forced herself to wake up to say goodbye.

Armstrong: There’s nothing more comforting than a fond farewell from a dear friend.

Edward: That girl is such a sap.

Winry [Robot]: Come back soon! Travel safe! Come back soon! …

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