Haruhi-chan: When's it gonna stop? It sucks when it keeps raining like this because we can't go outside. Right Mikuru?
Mikuru: You have a point there.
Kyon: Even when it's not raining we're always hanging out in here.
Haruhi-chan: Really? No we don't.
Kyon: We spend more than half of our time in this room playing games.
Haruhi-chan: Hmm, but there a different reason for that Kyon. When the weather's nice we could go outdoors if we wanted! but we stay inside because we choose to!
Kyon: She's hopeless!
Haruhi-chan: I know, we're gonna come up with some new ideas for outfits to wear.
Kyon: First, why? Second, what are you gonna make us wear?
Haruhi-chan: I wasn't talking about us, we're brainstorming costumes for Mikuru!
Mikuru: Ahhhhhhhh!
Haruhi-chan: We're gonna use this board for our designs. First I'm gonna sketch a template version of Mikuru.
Kyon: Oh I get it! Then we draw our designs on top? Uh, is that her?
Haruhi-chan: I guess. I was drawing her from memory, I don't know why it came out like that.
Kyon: You don't have to use your memory when your subject's hanging right in front of you.
Haruhi-chan: Okay, this time I'll look at her and draw.
Kyon: You just added the rope!
Haruhi-chan: Huh!
Tsuruya-san: Hey guys! Is Mikuru around?
Mikuru: Yes, I'm up here! What is it Miss Tsuruya?
Tsuruya-san: Wow, looks like something interesting's going on! Can I borrow your notes from math class.
Mikuru: Srue! I'd get them but I can't move right now. They're in my bag so help yourself.
Tsuruya-san: Thanks!
Kyon: Well, how about this?
Haruhi-chan: That's not right you dummy! There! It's supposed to be like that.
Tsuruya-san: What's with all the commotion? You guys okay over there?
Kyon: Hi Miss Tsuruya, good timing.
Haruhi-chan: We got stuck! We need you! I went off on a tangent and sort of forgot what I was doing.
Kyon: We're so lost right now, we need help getting back on track.
Tsuruya-san: Are you guys trying to make a monster movie.
Kyon: Good try, but no.
Haruhi-chan: You're way off but that's a good idea. I know! We'll make our second movie a monster movie!
Kyon: They explained.
Tsuruya-san: Ah-hah, Mikuru's getting a new outfit! Y'know, that's a pretty cool idea for a project. Tell you what guys, count me in!
Kyon: Yay!
Haruhi-chan: This is gonna be so awesome now!
Tsuruya-san: Watch and learn! My Tsuruya portrait style technique is so realistic it's like you're looking at a photograph! Stand back 'cause it's time to do some drawing!
Kyon: You've gotta be kidding?
Yuki: This room is currently under the influence of Haruhi Suzumiya's powers. Therefore any attempt at accurate reproduction using artistic techniques has been neutralized.
Kyon: Hmmm, this drawing stuff isn't really working out so maybe we should quit for now.
Tsuruya-san: Yeah, you got a point there.
Haruhi-chan: We should try doing something else.
Kyon: Something else like what?
Haruhi-chan: Miss Tsuruya, you know right?
Tsuruya-san: Time to break out our bag of tricks.
Both:
Hahaha!
Mikuru: Stay away! You both look so evil! Ahhhhhh!
Haruhi-chan: All done!
Tsuruya-san: Yup, she looks awesome!
Both:
It's her new monster costume!
Kyon: I freakin' knew it! You were supposed to make a new outfit for her.
Both:
Ooooh! It's her new outfit, what do you think?
Kyon: You just rephrased it! That's still a monster movie costume!
Haruhi-chan: Now all she needs is a monster to fight.
Tsuruya-san: Have you done any casting for it?
Haruhi-chan: Not yet. I wonder who could play the rival monster? Ah, you wanna do it Yuki?
Yuki: Absolutely!
Kyon: Don't you wanna think about it first.
Yuki: I absolutely want to do it. Remember, I have done this before.
Kyon: Oh yeah.
Yuki: I have to prepare for battle.
Kyon: Sure, break a leg! Huh? Are you okay over there? You didn't get involved in any of today's craziness.
Koizumi: Huh? Oh, that's right. I didn't did I? I'm sorry about that, my mind was a million miles away this whole time.
Kyon: Huh? Okay, but you really don't need to apologize. Don't tell me it's Haruhi again? Is she causing more weirdness to happen?
Koizumi: No. This doesn't have anything to do with Miss Suzumiya, but...it's just that... I guess if I told you it wouldn't be such a bad thing after all. At the beginning of this episode the caption said ten heroines but we only saw eight of them! Could I be one of the two remaining heroines?
Kyon: You gotta be kidding me! Is that what you've been thinking about this whole time?
Koizumi: Wait, I got it now! The other heroine could only be Mr. Arakawa!
Kyon: I don't freaking' care!!!
Yuki: It's ready.
Kyon: You made it?
Yuki: I want you to test it.
Kyon: Okay, if you insist. This is from the movie? Hmm, Asakura route huh?
Yuki: She is difficult to complete. If you make one wrong choice you will arrive at the bad ending.
Kyon: This is too hard.
Yuki: By the way, this type of character is more commonly know as yonder.
Kyon: This is getting a little creepy. Okay, I've seen this setup before.
Yuki: Do you onside this type of meeting scenario boring?
Kyon: That's an accident, not a meeting! Wait is this the Arakawa route? Ah, you've got Miss Mori as a P.E. teacher.
Yuki: Yes, if you complete her stage she will become your maid.
Kyon: Okay, that's kinda strange but I can live with it.
Yuki: And if you can make it to the final stage and defeat her you will be rewarded with the happy ending.
Kyon: What in the name of all that's holy is this game's genre?
Yuki: A love story?
Kyon: But all I've seen is a lot of fighting and bloodshed.
Okay, what the hell was that?
Haruhi-chan:
When's it gonna stop? It sucks when it keeps raining like this because we can't go outside. Right Mikuru?
Mikuru:
You have a point there.
Kyon:
Even when it's not raining we're always hanging out in here.
Haruhi-chan:
Really? No we don't.
Kyon:
We spend more than half of our time in this room playing games.
Haruhi-chan:
Hmm, but there a different reason for that Kyon. When the weather's nice we could go outdoors if we wanted! but we stay inside because we choose to!
Kyon:
She's hopeless!
Haruhi-chan:
I know, we're gonna come up with some new ideas for outfits to wear.
Kyon:
First, why? Second, what are you gonna make us wear?
Haruhi-chan:
I wasn't talking about us, we're brainstorming costumes for Mikuru!
Mikuru:
Ahhhhhhhh!
Haruhi-chan:
We're gonna use this board for our designs. First I'm gonna sketch a template version of Mikuru.
Kyon:
Oh I get it! Then we draw our designs on top? Uh, is that her?
Haruhi-chan:
I guess. I was drawing her from memory, I don't know why it came out like that.
Kyon:
You don't have to use your memory when your subject's hanging right in front of you.
Haruhi-chan:
Okay, this time I'll look at her and draw.
Kyon:
You just added the rope!
Haruhi-chan:
Huh!
Tsuruya-san:
Hey guys! Is Mikuru around?
Mikuru:
Yes, I'm up here! What is it Miss Tsuruya?
Tsuruya-san:
Wow, looks like something interesting's going on! Can I borrow your notes from math class.
Mikuru:
Srue! I'd get them but I can't move right now. They're in my bag so help yourself.
Tsuruya-san:
Thanks!
Kyon:
Well, how about this?
Haruhi-chan:
That's not right you dummy! There! It's supposed to be like that.
Tsuruya-san:
What's with all the commotion? You guys okay over there?
Kyon:
Hi Miss Tsuruya, good timing.
Haruhi-chan:
We got stuck! We need you! I went off on a tangent and sort of forgot what I was doing.
Kyon:
We're so lost right now, we need help getting back on track.
Tsuruya-san:
Are you guys trying to make a monster movie.
Kyon:
Good try, but no.
Haruhi-chan:
You're way off but that's a good idea. I know! We'll make our second movie a monster movie!
Kyon:
They explained.
Tsuruya-san:
Ah-hah, Mikuru's getting a new outfit! Y'know, that's a pretty cool idea for a project. Tell you what guys, count me in!
Kyon:
Yay!
Haruhi-chan:
This is gonna be so awesome now!
Tsuruya-san:
Watch and learn! My Tsuruya portrait style technique is so realistic it's like you're looking at a photograph! Stand back 'cause it's time to do some drawing!
Kyon:
You've gotta be kidding?
Yuki:
This room is currently under the influence of Haruhi Suzumiya's powers. Therefore any attempt at accurate reproduction using artistic techniques has been neutralized.
Kyon:
Hmmm, this drawing stuff isn't really working out so maybe we should quit for now.
Tsuruya-san:
Yeah, you got a point there.
Haruhi-chan:
We should try doing something else.
Kyon:
Something else like what?
Haruhi-chan:
Miss Tsuruya, you know right?
Tsuruya-san:
Time to break out our bag of tricks.
Both:
Hahaha!
Mikuru:
Stay away! You both look so evil! Ahhhhhh!
Haruhi-chan:
All done!
Tsuruya-san:
Yup, she looks awesome!
Both:
It's her new monster costume!
Kyon:
I freakin' knew it! You were supposed to make a new outfit for her.
Both:
Ooooh! It's her new outfit, what do you think?
Kyon:
You just rephrased it! That's still a monster movie costume!
Haruhi-chan:
Now all she needs is a monster to fight.
Tsuruya-san:
Have you done any casting for it?
Haruhi-chan:
Not yet. I wonder who could play the rival monster? Ah, you wanna do it Yuki?
Yuki:
Absolutely!
Kyon:
Don't you wanna think about it first.
Yuki:
I absolutely want to do it. Remember, I have done this before.
Kyon:
Oh yeah.
Yuki:
I have to prepare for battle.
Kyon:
Sure, break a leg!
Huh? Are you okay over there? You didn't get involved in any of today's craziness.
Koizumi:
Huh? Oh, that's right. I didn't did I? I'm sorry about that, my mind was a million miles away this whole time.
Kyon:
Huh? Okay, but you really don't need to apologize. Don't tell me it's Haruhi again? Is she causing more weirdness to happen?
Koizumi:
No. This doesn't have anything to do with Miss Suzumiya, but...it's just that... I guess if I told you it wouldn't be such a bad thing after all. At the beginning of this episode the caption said ten heroines but we only saw eight of them! Could I be one of the two remaining heroines?
Kyon:
You gotta be kidding me! Is that what you've been thinking about this whole time?
Koizumi:
Wait, I got it now! The other heroine could only be Mr. Arakawa!
Kyon:
I don't freaking' care!!!
Yuki:
It's ready.
Kyon:
You made it?
Yuki:
I want you to test it.
Kyon:
Okay, if you insist. This is from the movie? Hmm, Asakura route huh?
Yuki:
She is difficult to complete. If you make one wrong choice you will arrive at the bad ending.
Kyon:
This is too hard.
Yuki:
By the way, this type of character is more commonly know as yonder.
Kyon:
This is getting a little creepy. Okay, I've seen this setup before.
Yuki:
Do you onside this type of meeting scenario boring?
Kyon:
That's an accident, not a meeting! Wait is this the Arakawa route? Ah, you've got Miss Mori as a P.E. teacher.
Yuki:
Yes, if you complete her stage she will become your maid.
Kyon:
Okay, that's kinda strange but I can live with it.
Yuki:
And if you can make it to the final stage and defeat her you will be rewarded with the happy ending.
Kyon:
What in the name of all that's holy is this game's genre?
Yuki:
A love story?
Kyon:
But all I've seen is a lot of fighting and bloodshed.