Kyon: Gyaaaah! Hey! Do you know how scary it is to have a balloon popped that close to your face?
Haruhi-chan: Woah! The main character shouldn't make scary faces like that Kyon. Here, take it, you can try it out on me if you want. I'll hold this balloon this time. Y'know blowguns are pretty fun and they're super-easy use… Ow! That hurt! You got me between they nose and the lip!
Kyon: Gee, sorry about that, I guess it slipped.
Haruhi-chan: You've got some nerve Kyon. That's a declaration of war.
Kyon: Hahaha, if you think I'm gonna let you kick me around you got another thing coming.
Haruhi-chan: Prepare for some pain! I'm gonna shoot darts into every hole in your body!
Kyon: Keep it clean, we've got kids watching!
Haruhi-chan: Die!
Kyon: Incoming!
Mikuru: Ah!
Kyon: Are you alright Miss Asahina?
Haruhi-chan: I'm sorry Mikuru. I promise I'll never aim a weapon at another person again. I swear it on Mikuru's grave.
Kyon: Miss Asahina taught all of us a valuable lesson today, but she paid the ultimate price.
Haruhi-chan: Thank you Mikuru. Farewell!
Mikuru: Erm, excuse me, I'm still alive.
Haruhi-chan: What are we gonna do about our duel? We can't walk away from it. We can't use the blowguns and we still have a ton of balloons left. I know! We're gonna have balloon art contest. We can decorate Mikuru's grave with our creations.
Kyon: Just what I was thinking!
Mikuru: Excuse me, I haven't died yet. I'm alive.
Koizumi: And just like that the the Asahina Cup Balloon Art Contest is under way. Whoever makes the best decorations on Miss Asahina's grave wins. Hello there everyone, I'm Red Balloon Koizumi, and I'll be judging and providing the commentary today.
Haruhi-chan: Kyon, I always wanted to settle things with you this way. Yeah right! Dream on buddy!
Kyon: I knew a day like this would come around eventually. You know I'm totally kidding right!
Koizumi: Get ready balloon fighters… Go!
Kyon: Hmm, what's that?
Haruhi-chan: It's a lotus root. How 'bout yours? Looks the same as mine.
Koizumi: It's sort of chain mine.
Both:
I don't know how to do this!!!
Haruhi-chan: Whatever, we made 'em so we might as well use them to decorate.
Koizumi: And Miss Suzumiya just scored 10 points.
Kyon: What! She gets 10 points for that? Oh well, we couldn't really do anything creative, we just blew up balloons and put twists in 'em.
Haruhi-chan: But we twisted and blew the best we could.
Kyon: Yeah we did, didn't we! And somewhere along the line we stopped caring about the score.
Haruhi-chan: This is boring, let's do something else.
Koizumi: Okay.
Haruhi-chan: Rats! Sorry Mikuru but the balloons are so tangled I can't get them off!
Mikuru: What?!
Haruhi-chan: Don't worry, I'll just pop 'em and you'll be good to go.
Kyon: What's up Nagato?
Mikuru: Please let me go Miss Suzumiya!
Yuki: These things.
Kyon: Hmm?
Mikuru: Wait! Keep away! What are you doing? Please put that down, you swore you wouldn't (xxx) that again.
Koizumi: Yeah, we've got a lot of balloons leftover huh! I wonder why Harui bought so many.
Haruhi-chan: Sorry Mikuru but I'm the kind of woman who always gives into her desires.
Yuki: May I have them?
Koizumi: Yeah, help yourself. You can take as many as you want.
Mikuru: That's not a good thing! No, don't!!!!!!!!
Hey Kyon! Over here!
Kyon:
Huh?
Haruhi-chan:
Heads up!
Kyon:
What the heck are you doing?
Kyon:
Gyaaaah!
Hey! Do you know how scary it is to have a balloon popped that close to your face?
Haruhi-chan:
Woah! The main character shouldn't make scary faces like that Kyon. Here, take it, you can try it out on me if you want. I'll hold this balloon this time. Y'know blowguns are pretty fun and they're super-easy use… Ow! That hurt! You got me between they nose and the lip!
Kyon:
Gee, sorry about that, I guess it slipped.
Haruhi-chan:
You've got some nerve Kyon. That's a declaration of war.
Kyon:
Hahaha, if you think I'm gonna let you kick me around you got another thing coming.
Haruhi-chan:
Prepare for some pain! I'm gonna shoot darts into every hole in your body!
Kyon:
Keep it clean, we've got kids watching!
Haruhi-chan:
Die!
Kyon:
Incoming!
Mikuru:
Ah!
Kyon:
Are you alright Miss Asahina?
Haruhi-chan:
I'm sorry Mikuru.
I promise I'll never aim a weapon at another person again. I swear it on Mikuru's grave.
Kyon:
Miss Asahina taught all of us a valuable lesson today, but she paid the ultimate price.
Haruhi-chan:
Thank you Mikuru. Farewell!
Mikuru:
Erm, excuse me, I'm still alive.
Haruhi-chan:
What are we gonna do about our duel? We can't walk away from it. We can't use the blowguns and we still have a ton of balloons left. I know! We're gonna have balloon art contest. We can decorate Mikuru's grave with our creations.
Kyon:
Just what I was thinking!
Mikuru:
Excuse me, I haven't died yet. I'm alive.
Koizumi:
And just like that the the Asahina Cup Balloon Art Contest is under way. Whoever makes the best decorations on Miss Asahina's grave wins. Hello there everyone, I'm Red Balloon Koizumi, and I'll be judging and providing the commentary today.
Haruhi-chan:
Kyon, I always wanted to settle things with you this way.
Yeah right! Dream on buddy!
Kyon:
I knew a day like this would come around eventually. You know I'm totally kidding right!
Koizumi:
Get ready balloon fighters… Go!
Kyon:
Hmm, what's that?
Haruhi-chan:
It's a lotus root. How 'bout yours? Looks the same as mine.
Koizumi:
It's sort of chain mine.
Both:
I don't know how to do this!!!
Haruhi-chan:
Whatever, we made 'em so we might as well use them to decorate.
Koizumi:
And Miss Suzumiya just scored 10 points.
Kyon:
What! She gets 10 points for that?
Oh well, we couldn't really do anything creative, we just blew up balloons and put twists in 'em.
Haruhi-chan:
But we twisted and blew the best we could.
Kyon:
Yeah we did, didn't we! And somewhere along the line we stopped caring about the score.
Haruhi-chan:
This is boring, let's do something else.
Koizumi:
Okay.
Haruhi-chan:
Rats! Sorry Mikuru but the balloons are so tangled I can't get them off!
Mikuru:
What?!
Haruhi-chan:
Don't worry, I'll just pop 'em and you'll be good to go.
Kyon:
What's up Nagato?
Mikuru:
Please let me go Miss Suzumiya!
Yuki:
These things.
Kyon:
Hmm?
Mikuru:
Wait! Keep away! What are you doing? Please put that down, you swore you wouldn't (xxx) that again.
Koizumi:
Yeah, we've got a lot of balloons leftover huh! I wonder why Harui bought so many.
Haruhi-chan:
Sorry Mikuru but I'm the kind of woman who always gives into her desires.
Yuki:
May I have them?
Koizumi:
Yeah, help yourself. You can take as many as you want.
Mikuru:
That's not a good thing! No, don't!!!!!!!!
Yuki:
Thank you very much.