Kyon:
Here we go.


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Haruhi:
Rock-paper-scissors. Loser takes out the trash. One, two, three.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Haruhi:
We're gonna have a fire drill. Miss Churuya, you get to put out the fire.


Churuya:
Roger that! Squirt squirt squirt...


Haruhi:
Head count. One.


Itsuki:
Two.


Mikuru:
Three.


Nagato:
Four.

Kyon:
Five.


Haruhi:
Where's Miss Churuya?


Itsuki:
She didn't make it out in time.


Haruhi:
Then she's dead.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Churuya:
Hey, Nagato-cchi, Nagato-cchi! Will you play with me?


Nagato:
I'm busy now. You can play with my backup, though.

Churuya:
Oh...what's your name?


Ashakura:
Ashakura.


Churuya:
Will you play with me?


Ashakura:
Impossible.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Kyon-on-an-image-search-result:
No.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Ashakura:
This is the house where Kyon lives. I'll put this in his mailbox and he'll know how I feel.
You can do it, me.


Churuya:
You know what I like? I like to call smoked cheese "smochee".


Kyon:
Oh. Really?


Ashakura:
Oh, it's that girl from before. Why is she with Kyon?


Churuya:
You should call it that, too!


Kyon:
No.


Churuya:
Hmm?