Haruhi-chan: We better do something for Halloween.
Kyon: It's not a simple as going to Kyoto.
Haruhi-chan: Do you know anything about Halloween like what it's about or what you supposed to do?
Kyon: Huh? Well, um, I guess we need to have pumpkins and bats?
Haruhi-chan: Kyon's useless. What about you, Koizumi? Do you know?
Koizumi: It would be far more interesting if I pretend to not to know, so no, I have absolutely no idea.
Kyon: Huh!?
Haruhi-chan: Huh, darn it. I guess you're in the dark with the rest of us.
Kyon: Didn't you hear what he said!?
Haruhi-chan: Whatever we'll just make it up as we go.
Kyon: Hello!?
Haruhi-chan: Let's do a little research.
Kyon: Yeah, but do you even know where to start?
Haruhi-chan: For now this is all the information we've got.
Kyon: There are so many things I could say right now. Okay, let's do this.
[Both]
Stare!
Haruhi-chan: Ah-hah! We need a guy wearing a cape with a scary pumpkin on his head and a bunch of bats.
Kyon: I was thinking the same thing but there's gotta be more to it than that.
Haruhi-chan: Look, we bought a pumpkin.
Kyon: I bought it!
Haruhi-chan: You ready?
Kyon: Hmm? Argh! What are you doing?!?
Haruhi-chan: Carving a pumpkin's a lot of work so I thought we could just press it against your face.
Kyon: What are you, crazy?!?! Do you know how hard those things are?
Haruhi-chan: Mikuru, your job is to carve out a face.
Mikuru: Okay
Haruhi-chan: And Yuki, you give her a hand.
Yuki: Understood.
Haruhi-chan: I'm gonna go out for a bit and pick up the rest of the things we need.
Mikuru: I finished carving the face, what do you think?
Yuki: The right eye is 3mm (three millimeters) larger.
Mikuru: Huh!
Yuki: The left eye is 1mm (one millimeter) larger now.
Mikuru: Uhhhhh!
Yuki: The mouth is 1.5mm (one point five millimeters) smaller on the right. The right eye is 0.3mm (point three millimeters) larger.
Mikuru: Sniff.
Haruhi-chan: I have returned! I got pretty much everything we need. Except the bats, I couldn't find those.
Tsuruya-san: What's up Haru-nyan! If you want bats the cave behind my house has a bunch of them.
Haruhi-chan: No way! Really?
Kyon: Where the heck did she find that horrible thing?
Koizumi: I have no idea. Perhaps she's planning on putting the pumpkins and the cape on it.
Kyon: You're kidding!
Koizumi: It's looking quite sinister now, don't you think.
Kyon: It's like a shine to a Pagan god.
Tsuruya-san: Now I get it, if I knew you guys were getting ready for Halloween, I would have brought some candy.
Haruhi-chan: Candy?
Tsuruya-san: That's what Halloween's all about. Kids dress up in monster costumes, go door-to-door and yu give them candy.
Haruhi-chan: Really? So that's what it's all about? My bad! I was going with the idea that we had to make up and original god to worship and give offerings to.
Kyon: You're kidding!
Haruhi-chan: Oh well! Let's offer up some candy to it. Mikuru, do you have any candy?
Mikuru: This is all I had in my pocket.
Haruhi-chan: I don't know if it really counts as candy but whatever. Perfect!
Koizumi: Trick or treat!
Kyon: Search and destroy!
Haruhi-chan: We're done with it so let's ditch this guy in the computer club.
Yuki: I'm home!
Achakura: Welcome back! I knew you just came home but could we go to the market? We don't have anything for dinner. Oh, how I love it when you put me in the bag, it's so warm and cosy and… DON'T PUT ME IN IT!! But if I run into that cat again I'll be unprotected.
Yuki: Here we are.
Achakura: We are at that. Was there anything in particular you wanted to have for dinner?
Yuki: I would like to have rabbit roti with a rognonade in a sherry glaze and a carrot puree.
Achakura: Oh look! Potatoes and carrots are cheap today, we could have curry! Five steps to the right! 50cm (fifty centimeters) straight up! Ready now… Release the ingredients! Bon appétit! Dinner is served. Now that I'm teeny tiny I can't stay up late. You've got school tomorrow Ms Nagato, you should get to bed sooner or you'll be too… Go to sleep!!!
We better do something for Halloween.
Kyon:
It's not a simple as going to Kyoto.
Haruhi-chan:
Do you know anything about Halloween like what it's about or what you supposed to do?
Kyon:
Huh? Well, um, I guess we need to have pumpkins and bats?
Haruhi-chan:
Kyon's useless. What about you, Koizumi? Do you know?
Koizumi:
It would be far more interesting if I pretend to not to know, so no, I have absolutely no idea.
Kyon:
Huh!?
Haruhi-chan:
Huh, darn it. I guess you're in the dark with the rest of us.
Kyon:
Didn't you hear what he said!?
Haruhi-chan:
Whatever we'll just make it up as we go.
Kyon:
Hello!?
Haruhi-chan:
Let's do a little research.
Kyon:
Yeah, but do you even know where to start?
Haruhi-chan:
For now this is all the information we've got.
Kyon:
There are so many things I could say right now. Okay, let's do this.
[Both]
Stare!
Haruhi-chan:
Ah-hah! We need a guy wearing a cape with a scary pumpkin on his head and a bunch of bats.
Kyon:
I was thinking the same thing but there's gotta be more to it than that.
Haruhi-chan:
Look, we bought a pumpkin.
Kyon:
I bought it!
Haruhi-chan:
You ready?
Kyon:
Hmm?
Argh! What are you doing?!?
Haruhi-chan:
Carving a pumpkin's a lot of work so I thought we could just press it against your face.
Kyon:
What are you, crazy?!?! Do you know how hard those things are?
Haruhi-chan:
Mikuru, your job is to carve out a face.
Mikuru:
Okay
Haruhi-chan:
And Yuki, you give her a hand.
Yuki:
Understood.
Haruhi-chan:
I'm gonna go out for a bit and pick up the rest of the things we need.
Mikuru:
I finished carving the face, what do you think?
Yuki:
The right eye is 3mm (three millimeters) larger.
Mikuru:
Huh!
Yuki:
The left eye is 1mm (one millimeter) larger now.
Mikuru:
Uhhhhh!
Yuki:
The mouth is 1.5mm (one point five millimeters) smaller on the right.
The right eye is 0.3mm (point three millimeters) larger.
Mikuru:
Sniff.
Haruhi-chan:
I have returned! I got pretty much everything we need. Except the bats, I couldn't find those.
Tsuruya-san:
What's up Haru-nyan! If you want bats the cave behind my house has a bunch of them.
Haruhi-chan:
No way! Really?
Kyon:
Where the heck did she find that horrible thing?
Koizumi:
I have no idea. Perhaps she's planning on putting the pumpkins and the cape on it.
Kyon:
You're kidding!
Koizumi:
It's looking quite sinister now, don't you think.
Kyon:
It's like a shine to a Pagan god.
Tsuruya-san:
Now I get it, if I knew you guys were getting ready for Halloween, I would have brought some candy.
Haruhi-chan:
Candy?
Tsuruya-san:
That's what Halloween's all about. Kids dress up in monster costumes, go door-to-door and yu give them candy.
Haruhi-chan:
Really? So that's what it's all about? My bad! I was going with the idea that we had to make up and original god to worship and give offerings to.
Kyon:
You're kidding!
Haruhi-chan:
Oh well! Let's offer up some candy to it. Mikuru, do you have any candy?
Mikuru:
This is all I had in my pocket.
Haruhi-chan:
I don't know if it really counts as candy but whatever.
Perfect!
Koizumi:
Trick or treat!
Kyon:
Search and destroy!
Haruhi-chan:
We're done with it so let's ditch this guy in the computer club.
Yuki:
I'm home!
Achakura:
Welcome back! I knew you just came home but could we go to the market? We don't have anything for dinner.
Oh, how I love it when you put me in the bag, it's so warm and cosy and… DON'T PUT ME IN IT!!
But if I run into that cat again I'll be unprotected.
Yuki:
Here we are.
Achakura:
We are at that. Was there anything in particular you wanted to have for dinner?
Yuki:
I would like to have rabbit roti with a rognonade in a sherry glaze and a carrot puree.
Achakura:
Oh look! Potatoes and carrots are cheap today, we could have curry!
Five steps to the right! 50cm (fifty centimeters) straight up! Ready now… Release the ingredients!
Bon appétit! Dinner is served.
Now that I'm teeny tiny I can't stay up late. You've got school tomorrow Ms Nagato, you should get to bed sooner or you'll be too… Go to sleep!!!