Uah~ It's HER again!
Ever since that fateful day, a certain girl has turned my life upside-down.

1.
Even if I try to tell you to stop
I'd just be wasting my breath
You don't listen to a freakin word I say
Stop running around and give it a rest (You'll fall on your ass.)


More than anything, I just wanna sleep
Please just leave me alone (I wasn't sleepping. Really! I swear!)
Can I rest my knees for some energy
so when you call me, I can be right over? (Come on, let's go.)


Ah, the dangerometer is nearly at its breaking point (It's about to burst!)
Ah, before I get away, the nightmare descends upon me
"Hurry up, it's time to go!"


Would you please not ruin my day?
I really just wanna chill anyway! (That's right!)
Don't push all of your goals on me
They really don't matter to me
"What the hell did you say!?"

Can I have an ordinary life?
It's really great. Why don't you give it a try? (Really, just try it out.)
Before you get yourself in too deep, I think that you
for your own sake, just give it up




2.
My life has changed all for the worst
with all the things you put me through (Yeah, thanks a lot.)
It's like being in the typhoon's eye
and it's frighteningly quiet in here... (Just like the calm before the storm.)


Hah, "Hey guys, I'm here again!"
The crap is now about to hit the floor (Don't spread your virus to the internet!)
Hah, and yet I sigh again
It seems like I will have to brace myself
"Let's get it started right NOW!" (Ready, GO!)


I hope for once you don't start anything
I can deal without the strangness today (Yeah, PLEASE!)
It is possible for you to refrain, right, right,
From your adventuring, right!?
"Yeah, I do believe you!!" (Yeah, right.)

Oh the days that were normal to me
Oh how I want it how it used to be (Oh so very much.)
Can I go back to my regular life!?
Whatever, I give up (It's no use.)



Alright, I can't take it anymore.
Enough, you guys better tell me right now!
Is everyone so stupified to do anything about this?!
Is it really OK to let her do what she wants?
The grass is greener on the other side.
So green you can see happy little birds trotting around.
Face reality. It's just a dream! Wake up!!


SOMEBODY LISTEN TO ME!!!


AHHH!!!! The dangerometer is going clear off the scaaaaaale!
Ahahah I gotta...oh shit, it's too late
the nightmare commeth... Oh no, here she comes!
"Come on, quit your mumbling, man!!"


Would you please not ruin my day?
Can I just be lazy today!? (That's right!)
Don't push all of your goals on me
They really don't matter to me
"Oh, you really suck, Kyon!" (Shut up!!)

Can I have an ordinary life?
It's really great. Why don't you give it a try? (Once, just once!)
Before you get yourself in TOO deep,
you should just give it up (Come on, you can do it!!)
Can I go back to my regular life? (Oh, please, please, please, please, please!!)
Screw it, I give up (Make up your mind!!)


Come on, Mikuru, talk some sense into her!
Come on, Yuki, stop playing the guitar.
You can say something, too, damn it!!

*URGH*

Itsuki, no! Keep your damn mouth shut.

*sigh*

...............This is long.

倦怠ライフ・リターンズ! - Kentai Life Returns!
Vocals & Lyrics: Whatocean/Delmlars



倦怠ライフ・リターンズ! - Kentai Life Returns! (Whatocean/Delmlars ver.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9Qdx1gLq18
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm90055

This is an UNOFFICIAL English Dub of "Kentai Life Returns!" from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya character song Vol. 9 Kyon".

Originally uploaded onto YouTube by Whatocean/Delmlars.