Haruhi-chan > Episode 5

President of computer club:
Guess what the computer club just made this dodge ball video game, and we wanna challenge you guys to a match!

Haruhi-chan:
I decline!
Man, I'm bored.

Kyon:
Do you not see the irony here?


Haruhi-chan:
Speak.

President:
Okay...
We just made this dodge ball video game, and we wanna challenge you guys to a match
And if we win, you'll after give back all of our computers.

Haruhi-chan:
A game, huh? And?

President:
What?

Haruhi-chan:
If we beat you guys, what are we gonna get?

President:
Uh, well, I...

Haruhi-chan:
Last time you lost, you agreed to obey my every command.
You don't have much left to bet except your lives.

President:
Our lives?!

Haruhi-chan:
Well, make me an offer.

President:
Fine! We'll bet this!

Kyon:
The price tag's on it!

Yuki:
It is composed 30% chicken bones, 40% monkey bones, and 30% turtle bones.

Haruhi-chan:
Deal! Game on!

President:
Really?

Haruhi-chan:
Kappa, kappa!

Kyon:
Yep. Figures.

President:
We'll give you a quick tutorial on it and... Ahh!

Haruhi-chan:
I don't wanna play your lame game.
We're gonna go play the real thing!

Kyon:
Sorry, guys.


Haruhi-chan:
Okay, losers, it's show time!
You guys ready to meet your Maker?
Get ready, 'cause this is gonna hurt!
Try and catch this, if you think you can! Go on, I dare ya!

Kyon:
Incoming!

Members:
Are you okay?...

Member:
I'm feeling so powerful now!

Member:
Me too!

President:
Me three!

Kyon:
What's with this aura?

Yuki:
Haruhi Suzumiya has caused to shift in this reality.
The humans in area have had their abilities increased by 100%.

Koizumi:
We here better be careful, then. We might disintegrate if you use full power.

Kyon:
Wait, that can't be okay?

Haruhi-chan:
I'm feeling powerful vibes coming from over there.
We're gonna stick it to 'em, Kyon!

Kyon:
Bad idea!
No way, I can see it coming!

Haruhi-chan:
Nice, Kyon!

Kyon:
Koizumi!
What the?!
Watch out!

Haruhi-chan:
Not bad! Let's see how you dodge this one!

Kyon:
How long's this court's supposed to be anyway!?

Haruhi-chan:
Take this!

Yuki:
It's supersonic.

Kyon:
We're gonna die!

President:
Bring it!

Haruhi-chan:
Oh, yeah...! I'm loving this!
Come on, guys! Are we cranking this up a notch or what?!?

Kyon:
Please don't.

Mikuru:
Uh... Uh? Uh-oh.


Kyon:
I knew it would end this way.

Haruhi-chan:
No one's come to collect their corpses yet.

Kyon:
That's 'cause they're not dead!


President:
But I don't want it...