Nyoron! Churuya-san > Episode 1-6

Churuya:
Here we go!


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Churuya:
Nyon! Nyon! Nyon! Nyon! Nyon! Nyon! Nyoron....


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Churuya:
Hey, Kyon! Hey, Kyon! Do you have any smoked cheese with you?


Kyon:
You already had some today.

Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Churuya:
Ah!


Kyon-on-a-sign:
No.


Churuya:
Nyoreron....


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Churuya:
Hey, taxi!
Nyoron...?


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Churuya:
Hey, Mikuru, Mikuru! I was wondering, do you know how smoked cheese is made?


Mikuru:
Google it.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Churuya:
Hey, Itsuki, Itsuki! Smoked cheese is gonna be the big thing this year, huh?


Itsuki:
Hmph.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Churuya:
Hey, Haru-nyan, Haru-nyan! Let's do a Smoked cheese is Obviously awesome Stuff we eat Brigade!


Haruhi:
You gotta be kidding me.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Churuya:
Hey, Nagato-cchi, Nagato-cchi! Are there any books about smoked cheese?


Nagato:
Who knows?

Churuya:
Nyoron....
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Kyon:
Here we go.


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Haruhi:
Rock-paper-scissors. Loser takes out the trash. One, two, three.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Haruhi:
We're gonna have a fire drill. Miss Churuya, you get to put out the fire.


Churuya:
Roger that! Squirt squirt squirt...


Haruhi:
Head count. One.


Itsuki:
Two.


Mikuru:
Three.


Nagato:
Four.

Kyon:
Five.


Haruhi:
Where's Miss Churuya?


Itsuki:
She didn't make it out in time.


Haruhi:
Then she's dead.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Churuya:
Hey, Nagato-cchi, Nagato-cchi! Will you play with me?


Nagato:
I'm busy now. You can play with my backup, though.

Churuya:
Oh...what's your name?


Ashakura:
Ashakura.


Churuya:
Will you play with me?


Ashakura:
Impossible.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Kyon-on-an-image-search-result:
No.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Ashakura:
This is the house where Kyon lives. I'll put this in his mailbox and he'll know how I feel.
You can do it, me.


Churuya:
You know what I like? I like to call smoked cheese "smochee".


Kyon:
Oh. Really?


Ashakura:
Oh, it's that girl from before. Why is she with Kyon?


Churuya:
You should call it that, too!


Kyon:
No.


Churuya:
Hmm?
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Haruhi:
Here we go.


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Haruhi:
We're going to town to look for some mysterious things.
That looks pretty mysterious. Okay, we're done.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Haruhi:
We're gonna play baseball today!


Umpire:
You're out! As a player.

Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Haruhi:
Let's hand out some flyers!


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Haruhi:
We're gonna go on a trip tomorrow!


Churuya:
I'm ready to go, nyoro!


Itsuki:
All the hotels are full now, so we couldn't book a room.


Haruhi:
Then we're not going.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Haruhi:
Let's challenge the Computer Club to a game!


Kyon:
Are you ready?


Churuya:
Mm-hmm!
Nyoron....


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Haruhi:
Cherry blossom party! Miss Churuya, go save us a good spot.


Churuya:
Roger that!


Itsuki:
They're not in bloom yet.


Haruhi:
Then we're not going.


Churuya:
Nyoron....
Ah...warm fuzzies.


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Computer Club President:
We're challenging you to a game, and if you beat us, we'll give you a computer.


Haruhi:
Challenge accepted. And if you beat us, we'll give you Miss Churuya.


Computer Club President:
Uh...then, nevermind.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Computer Club President:
We're challenging you to another game, and this is the game we're gonna play!


Churuya:
Now it's my turn to shine, nyoro!
Nyoron....
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Mikuru:
Meow....


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Churuya:
Hey, Kyon, check this out! If you press the button on my he--
Isn't that cool? To meet the needs of our expanding mobile society, I had silent mode insta--


Kyon:
Then be quiet for a sec.


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Churuya:
Oh, wow! What an amazing view! Oh, look, look! I've seen that building on TV before!


Kyon:
Time for silent mode.


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Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Ashakura:
I need to tell Kyon how I feel about him. These chocolates are for you, Kyon!


Kyon:
Really. Are they made in Japan?


Ashakura:
Huh!?


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Itsuki:
Looks like it's time for spring cleaning again.


Kyon:
Yep.


Itsuki:
It's too cold for her, though.


Churuya:
It's megas dirty, so I'm gonna clean!


Dust-chan:
Sorry, I didn't mean to pile up in the spaces between your furniture, dusty. Make sure you don't leave any of me behind and clean up every last speck, dusty.


Churuya:
Gotcha.


Dust-chan:
Dustyyyyyyyyyy...!

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Churuya:
Do you like my outfit? Doesn't it look divine? Isn't it mega cool? Well, nyoro?


Taniguchi:
I'll take a water.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Kyon:
We made a figure of you.


Churuya:
Wow! It looks just like me!


Kyon:
Let's go back to the forest.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


Photographer:
May I take a picture?


Churuya:
Okay....


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Ashakura:
Hey, Kyon? Uhmm...you know, whenever I think about you, it makes me feel funny inside. My heart starts racing and I can't get to sleep!


Kyon:
That's 'cause you're dying.


Ashakura:
Ah!!


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Churuya:
I got a part-time job as a mover! 'scuse me, Kyon. Could you pick up that side?
Eh...nyoron...


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Churuya:
Nyoreron....


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Churuya:
Ah...ah...hmm? Ah!
Warm fuzzies.
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Itsuki:
One. Two. Three. Here we go.


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Haruhi:
Let's hang tanzaku!


Churuya:
Oh...nyoron....


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Kyon-on-a-tanzaku:
No.


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Churuya:
Perfect, nyoro!


Kyon:
Okay, let's go.


Churuya:
Yay!
Nyoron....


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Churuya:
Gotcha!


Goldfish:
Hey...come on, kid, cut me a break, will ya?


Churuya:
Nyoron....


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Churuya:
Wow. That's pretty!
Nyoron....

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Kyon:
There's smoked cheese in the middle of this graveyard.


Churuya:
Huh? Nyoron....


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Churuya:
Hmm...ah!
Good job, buddy.