Angel Beats!>04.Day Game

Angel Beats!>04.Day Game

Noda:
You want her to replace Iwasawa?

Fujimaki:
No way!

Hinata:
Huh?

Yui:
The name's Yui! Nice to meet ya!

Hinata:
Who is she?

Otonashi:
Weren't you listening at all?
She's the candidate for Grldemo's new vocalist.

Takamastu:
Hey kid, Girls Dead Monster is a rock band. Aren't you confusing it with a pop group?

Yui:
No! I can sing it right! Listen to me sing before you judge me!

Noda:
Well, at least she's got the look down pat.

-- Opening: My Soul, Your Beats (Grldemo Version) --

Yui:
Yaaay!! Everyone, thanks for coming today! Yaahoooooo!

-- Day Game Angel Beats Episode 04 --

Everyone:
HUH!?

Ooyama:
Is this part of her performance?

TK:
Oh dude...

Hinata:
Is this death metal?!

TK:
Maybe...

Yui:
I'm- I'm- Dying..

Otonashi:
No I think that was an accident.

Yuri:
She's awfully bubbly.
She's the exact opposite of Iwasawa's cool beauty.

Takamastu:
I have doubts about letting her be the lead vocalist for Girls Dead Monster.

Mastushita:
Should we look for someone else?

Hinata:
Sounds good!

Yui:
Hey! I sing it great! I'm a huge fan of Iwasawa... I can sing all her songs!

Hinata:
Sorry, but you didn't touch my heart.

Takamastu:
Not in the least.

Fujimaki:
Nope.

Yui:
Hey! Don't dash a promising starlet's hopes with such vague reviews--and you call yourselves upperclassmen!
How dare you!

Hinata:
She sure is noisy!

Noda:
And we already have issues with her behavior.

Ooyama:
So what now?

Yuri:
Uhhh at least she's motivated.

Fujimaki:
She's just a groupie.

Yuri:
We'll let the band members take over from here.

Yui:
Seriously!?
Sweeeeeeeeeet!!
I get to team up with the guitarist, Hisako! Hisako's murderous riff is absolutely killer! She can burn the house down! And I'd help!

Hinata:
You'll get fired.

Yui:
What!?

Takamastu:
They'll fire you.

Yui:
Did I say something wrong?! Seriously, you aren't giving me a chance here! I mean, don't you know that-- (Talks while Yuri is talking)

Yuri:
(sigh) We can't hold any big operations during the ball tournament with the band like this.

Otonashi:
A ball tournament? So we actually hold one?

Yuri:
Of course we do. This is a normal high school.

Hinata:
Are we going to sit and watch?

Yuri:
Naturally, we'll be participating.

Otonashi:
But wait! Won't we get obliterated?

Yuri:
It’ll be guerrilla warfare, of course. Alright, now listen up you guys! First step I want you to do is I want you to gather up some members and make your own teams--lose to the normal students and it's a penalty death game.

Everyone:
What!?

Yui:
Why don't people pay attention to me!? I don't know what-- (Talks while they're talking)

Otonashi:
She's pissed off that we fail at everything, isn't she?

Hinata:
It's our job to train every day. She's checking the results. Otonashi, I really need you, man.

Otonashi:
Sure you're not gay?

Hinata:
Noo! I-I need you for the team!
Let's team up, Otonashi! We're doomed if we lose. Yurippe is serious!

Otonashi:
Do you have anyone else in mind for the team?

Hinata:
Haha, just leave it to me!
I’ve survived off my popularity.
We’ll make a kick-butt team.

Huuuh? So you’re on Takamatsu’s team?

Hisako:
Yep!

Hinata:
Oh man! I don’t get it! Why didn’t you wait for me?!

Hisako:
Waiting for your invitation makes no sense whatsoever.
I had to accept his invitation.

Hinata:
…And here she's great at athletics.
This sucks!

Otonashi:
So much for your popularity.

Hinata:
I’ve got no choice now.
It’s unfair to the others, but let’s invite Class Captain Matsushita the Fifth.

Otonashi:
I bet he's already taken.

Hinata:
Don’t worry.
He’s waited for me.
You see, we're like bosom buddies.
Hehe, that’s kind of embarrassing.

Matsushita:
About that, I’m already on Takeyama’s team.

Hinata:
Why?!

Matsushita:
I didn't have a reason to turn him down.

Hinata:
Woah Woah hold on just a darn minute! Why'd you do it?! I believed in you so much man!

Mastushita:
Well he said he'd give me all the beef udon tickets he gets from now on.

Hinata:
...Meat?

Otonashi:
Earlier he said "We're like bosom buddies," quickly followed by "That's kinda embarrassing."

Hinata:
Noo! don't tell him that!

Dammit. Alright then, next up is TK. C'mon TK don't let me down.

Otonashi:
Come to think of it, why does everyone call him TK anyway?

Hinata:
He calls himself TK. No one knows why. No one knows his real name. He's shrouded in mystery, but knowing TK I have a gut feeling that he won't let me down.

Hinata:
God damn it!

Otonashi:
So much for TK’s loyalty to you.
So, what type of ball game are we talking about here anyway?

Hinata:
It's baseball.

Otonashi:
So, we need seven more teammates…
Isn’t that impossible?

Yui:
Looks like you're in a bind.
Hinata&Otonashi:
Huh?

Yui:
Hahaha.

Hinata:
My, if it isn’t the death metal girl with a killer performance!

Yui:
Do I look like I’d perform like that?!

Hinata:
You most certainly do.
So? What do you want anyway?

Yui:
You need more teammates, right?
I'd be a big asset?

Hinata:
An asset?
No, wait, if a ball hit you dead in the face, the pitcher would get disqualified.
You’re a big hitter!
Perfect! You’re in!

Yui:
You sure your brain didn't melt and ooze outta your nose?!

Hinata:
Are you little! I'm your upperclassman!

Yui:
Excuse me, what I meant to ask "Did your brain melt and slip out through your nose?"

Hinata:
Hell no!

Yui:
Sir, that hurt!

Hinata:
Quit complaining! I’m hurtin’ too!

Otonashi:
But it looks like she has good reflexes than me.

Hinata:
Otonashi, what’s gotten into you?!
I don’t want people to think we’re friends with this screwball.

Yui:
That hurt…

Otonashi:
I hate to break it to you, but we aren't getting anyone you had your heart set on.

Yui:
Yeah, yeah, I saw the while thing.
That’s why I’ve come to offer my help, mew.

Hinata:
I dare you to say that again.

Yui:
My help, mew!

Hinata:
God, don't do that voice. It's so obnoxious.

Yui:
Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

Otonashi:
Could we please get going?

Hinata:
Shiina, where are you? C'mon out! Shiina! Huh?!

Shiina:
What is it?

Hinata:
I was looking for you.
You've got great reflexes, right?

Shiina:
I wouldn't know about all that.

Hinata:
I know you'd be great for the team.
It's baseball! Let's play baseball!!

Shiina:
Ever since that day... I keep running it over and over in my head how I coulda lost to that newbie.

Hinata:
Are you talking about Operation Parachute to the Guild?
Otonashi's become a legend because he was the only survivor.

Otonashi:
Oh, c'mon. I was just lucky.

Shiina:
I just don't get it. I should be stronger than you in every possible way.

Otonashi:
I bet.

Shiina:
But if I was inferior to you in any way, it would be in concentration.

Otonashi:
Nah, I think you have way better concentration than me.

Shiina:
Ever since that day... I've been balancing this stupid bloom on the tip of my finger.

Yui:
She's a morn.

Hinata:
Yeah, but she's a powerful moron.

Shiina:
It's perfect timing. Let's fight, kid.

Otonashi:
How can we fight when you're holding a broom?

Hinata:
Through baseball, of course!
Just see who gets voted most valuable player or something.
But you guys just can't fight one-on-one!

Shiina:
Humph. Very well, then.

Otonashi:
I don't have to balance a broom, do I?

Shiina:
Of course not, this will make the gap in our concentration levels obvious.

Hinata:
Okay, then it's settled!

Yui:
It means we're recruiting nothing but morons!

Otonashi:
We're up to four players.

Hinata:
No, darn, I guess we're gonna have invite him any way.

No one will invite him to their team.
He's impulsive and only obeys orders from Yurippe.

Yuri:
Bluntly put, he's another moron.

Hinata:
But you can use morons!
And look, no one compares with him when it comes to swinging around sticks.

Noda:
Humpf, so you've finally come.
It's time to finish our fight!

Hinata:
Yeah,yeah, yeah, but first preliminary.
We need to see which of you has superior athletic ability at the ball game.

Noda:
Oh yeah.

Hinata:
Strength alone isn't enough to grab Yurippe's attention.

Noda:
Humpf, very well.

Yui:
Moron! He doesn't even realize he's being used.

Battlefront member:
Sorry.

Otonashi:
All the Battlefront members have been recruited by other teams.

Shiina:
There's just five of us. What now?

Hinata:
OK. Aren't you ever going to put down that broom?
It makes everything you say sound like a joke.

Shiina:
I'll put it down when my concentration finally breaks.

Yui:
Then, how about this?!
What?!

Shiina:
What are you doing?

Otonashi:
Come on. You two don't start that.
Hinata, can you please stop...
Hinata?
Hinata! What's wrong?

Hinata:
Oh. Oh. It's nothing really.
I was just kinda spacing out for a minute.
So then, I guess we're out of options.
We'll have to invite some students who are halfway normal.

Yui:
Hey, hey!
I'll invite some of my good friends! OK. I'll do that.

Hinata:
Your friends? We'll try it.

Girls:
You see, all of us are...
...kinda like Yui's biggest fans.
More like her personal body guards.

Yui:
I haven't let my talent get to my head and I've been holding live street performances.

Hinata:
They're a bunch of groupies!
How are they gonna help us get a winning baseball team?

Otonashi:
With them, we're up to eight players at least.

Hinata:
Fine!
We've got plenty of people on our team now.
This was supposed to be guerilla warfare anyway.
We'll be fine if we cut out the center fielder and
have the right and left fielders cover that area.
Yes.

Otonashi:
Uhh, I don't think that'll work.


TK:
Wow!

Judge:
Homerun!

Fujimaki:
Way to go, TK!
It's total mystery what you did before you died!

TK:
Don't stop dancing!

Student:
It went flyin'!

Yuri:
Our guerilla operation is running smoothly.
I wonder how poor little Angel is feeling about now?

Yui:
All of the Battlefront teams are winning nicely!

Hinata:
Well then, looks like it's time to play ball!

Student:
Not again.

Hinata:
Whoever beats us gets to move to the next match.
Use rock-paper-scissors to determine our opponents.

boy:
New teams keep popping up all over the place.

Hinata:
We're students at this school also!
We belong here too.
C'mon, Yui a little help here.

Yui:
Bring it on! Hi-ya!

Hinata:
Don't threaten the guy like that!

Yui:
You're dislocating my joints!
I won't be able to hit a homerun!

Hinata:
No one's expectiong you to!

Hinata:
We'll have to play the penalty game if we lose.
Take the first game seriously!
All right you're first dude!

Otonashi:
Who me?

Noda:
And me?

Hinata:
Just a sec.
I'll go second and Shiina's third.
You hear me Shiina?
That's mean you'll go fourth.
Now listen to me. You lose if you don't bring everyone home.
You got me?

Noda:
All right then, that will be easy enough.

Hinata:
They'll call the game if we get seven runs.
Let's finish this up before Angel get here.
C'mon, let's go!
Go team!

Everyone:
Yeah
Yeah

Hinata:
I kind off think that we seriously lack team spirit.

Judge:
Play ball.

Otonashi:
We're going for a called game, eh?
As first batter, I've gotta get on a base.

Hinata:
He did it!

Yui:
Yay!

Noda:
Com'on, is that the best you've got?!

Otonashi:
What was that?!

Noda:
You're not done yet!

Noda:
C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!

Hinata:
That's not a sport!
This is not baseball.

Yui:
They are morons.

Noda:
Oh, jeez.
I've had enough playing around.

Student:
Are you ready?

Noda:
For what?

Student:
Bring it on!

Hey-ya!

Homerun!

Oh man!

Otonashi:
So? Why am I the pitcher?

Hinata:
All right, since Noda hit a homerun,
you've gotta make a rebound by not letting the enemy team score.

Otonashi:
Wait, so who were we playing against?

Noda:
C'mon!


Strike!

Noda:
C'mon you are baby?

Otonashi:
You little!

Noda:
Put some muscle into it.


Jackass!

Jerk!

Don't play by yourselves!

Yui:
Even death can't cure stupid.


Four ball!


Out!

Yui:
Wow, what a moron.

Yusa:
Team Hinata has won three called games.

Yuri:
Great! Out battlefront teams are winning nicely.
Everyone is desperate since they're terrified of a penalty game worse than death.
How silly.

Yusa:
Your penalty games are infamous in battle front
for driving people crazy and making them take on new personalities.

Yuri:
You're right...
What kind of game is that?!

Yusa:
Well, I've never played one, so...

Yuri:
I've never implemented one.
Oopsie.
She's finally shown herself.
We don't have any weapons, just bats and gloves.
How will she try to peacefully resolve that hitch.
I can't miss a second of this.

Your team wasn't registerd for this tournament.

Hinata:
So what? We've got a right to play if we want to.

I'm Vice Student Body President Naoi.
We've formed Team Student Body.
We shall defeat your teams fair-and-square.
And I'm afraid the score won't even be close.

Hinata:
What? But all of your players are regulars on the baseball team.
That's not fair.
There's no way we stand a chance against you.

Yui:
Prepare to get your butts cleaned!

Hinata:
You struck out twice already!
Just keep your mouth shut.
And it's prepare to get your butts kicked.
Wiping your butt's a hygiene thing!

Yui:
That hurts!

Hinata:
You are stupid moron.

Yusa:
Both Team Takeyama and Team Takamatsu have lost to called games.

Yuri:
Man! That's against the rules!
So, we're down to one team then..
Who is it?

Yusa:
It's Hinata's team.

Yuri:
I was trying to kick Angel's butt fair-and-square.
Jeez, everyone's so useless!

Hinata:
So, she's finally come.

Judge:
We'll hereby start the final game.

Hinata:
Man, she's so not cute.
The least she could do is try provoking us.

Judge:
Play ball!



Noda:
Hiya!


Homerun!


Sweet!

Hinata:
Time out!
This stinks!
There's no way we stand a chance against regulars from a baseball team.
Our outfielders are particularly bad.

Otonashi:
Oh, I had some extra meal tickets, so I game them to him.

Hinata:
You did?
Excellent! You did great!
Good job Otonashi.
I'm proud of you.
He never forget a favor when it comes to foods.
He's very loyal.
Now the outfield's great.

Yui:
Uncle! Uncle!

Hinata:
Good job! Matsusita the 5th!

Otonashi:
This is more like a thriling circus than a baseball team...


Out! Three outs. Change.

Hinata:
Great!

Angel:
Change pitchers.

Yuri:
They'll win at this rate!
Not bad, guys!
And they're even playing fair.
Have we ever let things go smoothly for poor little Angel?
Serves her right...

Yusa:
Yurippe, you sound like a villain.

Hinata:
We can pull this off.
It's the final inning, with a one point difference.
Two outs with runners on second and third...

Otonashi:
Time!
Crap. Look man, I really don't think I can hold them back.
You think that maybe we can change pitch-.
What's wrong, hey Hinata?

Hinata:
Oh, well, long ago, back when I was still alive,
I went through a similar situation.
It was a super important game.
Probably the most important game I've ever played.

Otonashi:
Are you...
Are you actually trembling?

Hinata:
Really? That's weird...

Otonashi:
What happend to you?

Hinata:
I don't know.
I can't really remember exactly.
I was on the baseball team.
We were headed for Koshien Nationals.
It was deathly hot.
All I could taste was the dirt in my mouth.
I remember that perfectly.
It was the last game for regionals.
We had two outs with runners on second and third.
There was a simple pop fly to second.
It was headed right for me, but...
Did I catch it or drop it?
I just can't remember.
Something so important, how could I forget?
Nah, I don't know I guess I'd remember if I caught or not.
I bet I didn't catch it after all.

Students:
I don't know what to say to him.
He threw our three years of hard work down the toilet.
He's such a jinx.
Don't blame him.
He's barely budged since then.
Do you think he'll get over it?
I'm kind of worried, I'm gonna ask our upperclassmen for advice.

Hey!
I heard the whole thing.
It really sucks.
It must be killing you.
I bet what you need right now...
...is some of this.
It's okay.
C'mon, just relax and give it a try, okay?
It will make you feel better.

Otonashi:
Are you...
going to disappear?
You... think you'll disappear if we win the game?

Hinata:
Of course not!
That's just crazy. Obliterated over this?

Hinata:
Finish the game, Otonashi!

Hinata:
No way!
It's a pop fly to second.
It's just like back then.

Otonashi:
Hinata!

Hinata:
Will it all be over if I catch it?
I bet it would feel great.
Yeah, it would feel amazing.

Otonashi:
Don't catch it, Hinata!
I...
I don't want you to disappear!

Yui:
You're open!
That's what you get for all those locks!

Judge:
Runner in!

Hinata:
Why.
You little.
Out of all times, why did you have to do it except now?

Yui:
I'm sorry! I'll wait for a more opportune moment next time!
Stop it! Stop it! Let me go! I mean it! You're hurting m-

Hinata:
No way!

Noda:
Good God! That sucks!

Judge:
Runner in!
Game over!

Hinata:
I will never forgive you for this.
I coulda caught that!
Die! Die!

Yuri:
Both of you, go die.