Bradley: PAPPARA~♪

[Bradley slices down the title]


ハガレン4コマ劇場



ところてん



Lin: Your body works against you! That’s why you’re trapped! The more you tries to regenerate, the tighter the ropes get!

[Gluttony split-ups]

Edward, Alphonse & Lin: He multiplied!

Gluttony: Agh!


自慢の父



Bradley: How did your school report goes selim?

Madam Bradley: His teacher said he was the best one in the class.

Bradley: Is that so…Well, I’d like to hear it…

Selim: Okay! Here goes. My father is not just the Führer…He is a homunculus. The end!

[Silence]


受信



Edward: Haaaaa! Awaking of Elric telepathy!

Mr. Garfiel: Oh, hi there Edward. That’s how sweet of you to telepathically call me.

Edward: I wasn’t calling you!

Mr. Garfiel: Oh, come now…there’s no need to be so cold. Let me see…Why don’t I have to let you out for a lesson now…

Edward: Come on! He is naked! Haaaaa!

Lin: Don’t send them to me! Man! You got impressive telepathy!


みちみち



Announcement: The train is now arriving. Now opening doors.

[Envy is in his true form]

Announcement: The train is now departing. Please stand clear from doors.


Bradley: I’m serious. I’ll buy my own car…

Soldier: Did it happen in the subway again?


END