"Mama, we're hawngree" one'a mah insubord'nit brats cries.
Ah get madder than a puffed toad when they question may an ask fer food, they juss ate three days ago fer fucks sake!
"QUITCHER BELLYACHIN AN START BRINGIN MAH ACHIN BELLY SUMMIT SWEET!!!"
Ah finally relax an close mah eyes while a li'l toddler slave delivers anudder hunk'a barbecued critter flesh (wit extra grizzle!) ta his beloved Mama's impatient lips. Ah aut'ma'cally chew an swallow an chew an swallow, tha only moo'ment ah ken manage.
“Phew, baybays, Mama bear’s sweatin like'a sinner on Sundays BUUUUUUURPPPP Ah need more beer ta cool mah big body down.” They fetch mah funnel an start emptyin Coors Light in'a li'l ol may.
Mah name's Katy Kentucky, ah'm 31 years old an ah weigh over two tons. Mah hillbilly belly extends out from 'neath mah massive muumuu an covers mah sweet li'l feet, curlin over tha end'a mah double-queen bed an all over tha floor. Mah hips is wider than a tractor an spill over tha edges'a mah esstra-wide bed. Mah titties is like hay bales wit how big they is, mah nipples like dia'mins. Mah long auburn hair curls down bah mah fat shoulders, drenched ta mah pasty skin bah all tha profuse sweatin ah done did havin'a scream fer food. Mah purdy brown eyes gaze out through tha sea'a demen'ly devoured dinners what covers mah freckled face, includin mah delicate nose an mul'ple chins. Mah bright yellow flower-patterned gazebo gown’s also slopped wit greedily glutted grub an tightly hugs mah white trash wideness, mah dress pra'tlly see through from droolin down mahself.
Mah entire life is spent here in bed, loungin all day doin nuttin but eatin an watchin mah stories. Even if ah could move ah'd have no reason ta. Ah have 9 kids slavin all day ta satisfy mah demans an at 5,500lbs ah ken get very deman'in. Tha kids rush in an out'a mah bedroom all day fetchin an wheelin in carts'a junk food an cakes an snacks'a all sorts. Their jobs include makin sure Mama’s always eatin, givin may belly massages, wipin mah ass, sponge bathin may an fannin may when ah's too warm. They’s worked ta exhaustion an beyond rushin around in their pathetic attempts'a keepin may happy. Our house is only small an most'a them has ta sleep on tha floor in tha same tiny room, way live in a bungalow in tha boonies an may an mah vittles take up most'a tha livin space. Mah room’s tha den knocked through ta tha udder two bedrooms ta make space fer li'l ol may. Most’a tha kids sleep in the shed, since tha rest'a tha house is kitchen. Tha real lucky kids git ta sleep in tha washroom or on tha floor 'round mah bed, an they work esstra hard ta get in'a mah good books in tha win'er time. There’s also tha garage but thass full'a mah food supplies. Ousside our house the lawn is dead, a beat up ol truck an mounds'a garbage bags block tha windows. Out back iss just as bad but backs onta nature so's way's got summere ta ditch all our trash. Most’a tha small 'mmunity’s like that, iss basically mah family an way girls like ta eat!
This is all mah life's ever been, even when ah was a li'l girl ah'd stay in Daddy's trailer eatin all day instead'a goin out makin friends. Now ah'm bound ta this bed, ah've barely been up from it over tha lass 15 years an mah hubby makes sure ah's always comfortable. Way got married when ah was 14, we'd knowed each’udder our whole lives on account'a us bein cousins. Ah was pregnant fer tha second time an only weighed a miser'ble 1000lbs. In our family thass considered s'verely un'erweight! When ah moved in wit him though ah really started pilin on tha pounds an got beautifully immobile at juss 16 years old. Hay works out in tha city an actually makes enough money ta keep may fed. Thass what tha womens in our family do, eat an eat an let tha kids an husbans work! Mah baybay says way could afford a bigger house but fuck that, ah need all tha money ta be spent on grub fer MAY!!
Mah beautiful vittle frenzy’s insolently in'errupted as tha pace'a mah feedin slows. Ah look up atta stupid face'a one'a mah faggot kids as hay bla'phemously fails ta feed may fass 'nough. Ah shoot him a v'ictive glare what strikes fear in’a his tiny inbred heart. What a useless li'l cunt, ah think hay's like 3 or 4, fuck ah don' even know his name. Ah don' know tha names'a most'a mah kids 'cause ah've been too busy eatin'a give a shit. Ah told mah husban when ah got pregnant firss time round ah weren' gonna waste no time raisin them, ah only had them so's they could look affer may. Hay's one'a tha youngess so ain't as fass as his bro'rs an si'ters’a feedin Mama but that ain't no excuse! As hay drops a whole turkey leg in'a mah hankerin lips ah deliberately an viciously bite his li'l fingers ta teach him a lesson 'bout respectin Mama, drawin pleny'a blood. Hay starts wailin like a lil' bitch. Hay’s lucky Mama din’t take one'a them off like ah done befores. Tha cryin of mah injured child is so borin, ah ken't stan this, tha selfish li'l prick’s ruinin Mama’s eatin time. Ah holler fer mah two eldess kids ta come help.
“Hi’ya, Mawmaw!” Jonas greets may, “Yer lookin’ fat an sexy today.”
Ah blush, Jonas is 16 years old but ah gived birth ta him when ah was juss 14. Hay’s a good boy, big an strong fer may an han'sum too. His dark thick hair has tha slightest auburn tinge ta it, his features are soff but his body’s chiseled. Hay reminds may'a mah Daddy in his vest an jeans. Ah love makin him give may belly rubs or gettin him’a help may take a dump, feelin his big strong hands on mah soff body makes may so horny which in turn makes may hungrier. Wiff him is his twin si'ter Brandy, she's a li'l slut wiff her low cut plaid t-shirt tied in a knot an daisy dukes what come up ta between her ass cheeks. Jonas is juss doin up his flies as Brandy re'justs her shorts, both sweatin. Ah knows those two is screwin 'round wiff each udder but as long as ah'm allowed'a watch an ah stay fed ah don't give a fuck. Ah turn mah fat head ta Jonas an start kneedin mah multiple soff rolls. Ah pout, playin tha helpless baybay.
"Jonas, honey, get that li'l fucker out'a mah room, hay's upsettin yer Mama!! Put it outside, it ken sleep in tha outhouse tonight as pun'shment!!!"
Tha outhouse is nasty. Nobody uses tha ancient toilet anymore, it’s juss'a hole leadin ta tha sewers now but when it rains tha whole thing backs up an floods wit shit from e'ry woman in town. Y’all only got one place ta sleep, on this real narrow creaky bench. On top'a that, whenever it does flood tha gators come up from tha lake. They’re big fat slow things, livin off tha scraps'a this town. Ah'm cons'ly threatnin tha kids that ah’ll throw'em all ta tha gators if they fuss.
Jonas grabs tha li'l shit an takes it outside fer a beatin while Brandy gets ta work. She undoes her shirt, freein her delicious giant titties. She’s pregnan like most'a mah girls an a'course that means Mama gets all her milk. She brings her d'licious tits ta mah lips an ah start suckin like a piggy. Mah daugh'ers titties is all bit up an bloodied from may drinkin so greedily from them cons'ly. Once she’s depleted she starts crammin mah yapper wit tha contents'a a nearby cake trolley. She's good at feedin her Mama an is one'a tha few kids actually smart enough ta keep may happy. Those two is tha moss loyal an efficient kids ah done got. Jonas re-enters tha room an ah salaciously implore him ta give Mama a belly massage. Hay eag'ly complies.
“Geez, Mawmaw, your skin is so soff.” His big farm boy muscles work tha bread-dough dat’s mah blob body. Hay leans in'a may, ah feel mah li'l boy’s cock growin real hard 'gainst Mama’s belly. “Ah’m so lucky’a have’a big, fat Mawmaw Queen like yoo!”
Ah lay here in ecstasy wit Brandy feedin may an big strong sexy Jonas rubbin mah gut. Tha udder kids is all either fetchin may cakes or doin some udder chore round tha house. Those kids ain't never had nuttin since tha day they was born. Way never had no money ta give them toys or Christmas or any fun cuzz i'ss all spent on feedin may!! An rightly so. Celebratin their birthdays always consists'a may eatin double mah weight in birthday cake, they din't even get'a goes ter school cuzz ah need them home all day ta take care'a may, ah have no use fer them goin’a school anyways. They ain't never had no friends neither because they never had time ta go out an play, an any pet they ever had was eaten widdin tha firss day bah yers truly. They usually sit around starvin, occasionally beggin may ta let them eat somethin but ah ain't got tha time fer them! Tha thought'a mah li'l baybays goin starving juss so ah ken bay esstra greedy juss excites mah appetite an ah scream at mah urchin offsprin ta run an bring may a couple dozen strawberry sheet-cakes. It pisses may off ah has ta tell them’a do this instead'a them 'stinively knowin an bringin it ta may before ah wannit. Ah feel a storm'a digestion deep inside mah gut like'a hyooge chili pot. Mah bowels is getting ready ta’vacuate, bubbling an boilin. Ah ken’t wait ta shit all this outta may.
Suddenly, tha sound'a tha screen door opening causes a spasmodic shudderin in mah abun’ant gut as it ken only mean one thing! Mah husban is home, an hay always brings may a present! Hay steps in’a mah room smilin an carryin som'ink huge an hairy. Ah salivate s'laciously an 'stin'ively reach to'rds it wit mah 'thetically flaccid arms.
"SSHHLLUUURRRRRPPPPP Whadd'ya bring may, sugah??"
‘round these here parts folks is always hittin var’mits wiff their cars an there's too much finger-lickin-lip-smackinly dead d'lectables layin roun fer may ta ignore, so on his way home from work e’ry night mah hubby collects tha road-kill fer may ta eat. Ah love tha taste'a all them dead critters so much ah juss git so ‘cited when hay comes home. Hay better ain’t not have brought may no skunk though, hay knows Mama don't like skunk. There’s always one or two on tha road. Whenever hay finds a skunk way gives it ta tha kids, i'ss tha only time they gets ta eat prop'ly. Ah ken't have them takin any'a Mama's vittles now, ken ah?
Wit tha accumulated neck-fat s’rroundin mah head i'ss very dif'cult fer may ta see much so hay holds it up where ah ken get a better view'a it. Yummy!! Dog, mah fav’rit!!! Hay's bringed home’a big d'licious chocolate Labrador, tha thought'a which compels may ta ferociously deman mah kids fetch may 50’a mah 10lb boxes'a chocolate. Ah turn mah face back ta mah sweet, sexy husban.
"WELL DON'T JUSS STAN THERE, ASSHOLE!!! GET THAT BAYBAY ON THA GRILL!!!"
Oh boy, ah ain't had dog since lass month. Next door's Alsatian kept barkin all night an tha next day when they was out ah made mah husban shoot it an ah ate it fer lunch. They don't know it was us what took it. Ah was real upset when they never got no udder dog ta replace it, coz ah was gunna eat that'un too! Ah was so upset, ah forced mah kids ta work 72 hours straight feedin their Mama ery'tink in tha house. Every now an again mah hubby will go ta tha pound an bring back a few cats an dogs when ah gets a hankerin fer "pet food" as ah call it, tee-hee!! Mah han'sum, rough-bearded hubby takes tha dog corpse out ta tha kitchen fer tha kids ta prepare. One'a tha older girls is real good at cookin so i'ss her job ta cook all mah roadkill. She wants ta go ta college an bay a chef or sumthin but ah told her she needs ta stay here an look affer Mama, ah don't give a fuck what she wants, her life belongs ta MAY!! Watchin her get more an more miserable as ah leech her god given giffs fer mah lux’ry makes may so horny.
Suddenly, ah feel a rumblin in mah gut. Ah inform Jonas ah needs ta shit an tha two twins an Husban work against tha speed'a mah bowels ta prepare them fer evacuation. Ah ken't be bothered ta hold nuttin in so if they don't get there in time ah'll juss go ahead an shit all over tha bed. Ah’ve done it plen'ytimes 'fore. Jonas holds mah belly up while Brandy an Husban pry mah legs apart. Despite bein smashed wit unen'ing farts right in their faces, they manage ta get a blanket-sized absorbent pad in place.
It blasts outta may, a brown 'splosion rattlin outta Mama’s perfect asshole. It feels sooo good emptyin mahself fer e'ryone else ta clean up. Enjoyin tha offensive, visible stench as it chokes mah loyal family. It piles up like a mound'a corpses stinkin an spillin. Ah have tha youngins feed may anudder 40 cheesecakes while ah piss an shit, watchin The Real Fat Wives of Las Vegas as mah family sweats an pains.
Affer 25 minutes ah'm finished an tha li'luns carry out mah dump. They’ll take it down'ta tha lake. Tha water is clogged wit absorbent pads an diapers from all over tha trailer park. There’s also mounds an islans'a trash clutterin it, as well as tha surroun'in woodlans. Ah implore Jonas ta clean out Mama’s asshole. His strong hands between mah legs gets may stinkinly wet an ah order him ta clean fasser an fasser.
Finally mah dinner is ready. Ah finish off tha Labrador in less’n 10 minutes, gluttin back tha deliciously dead meat as it's lovinly crammed inta mah mouth. There's more dead critters, there's always a couple'a cats an rabbits an some mouth wat'rin possums as well (mah baybay also makes sure ta try'ta run over any livin animals hay sees). Hubby even bringed may back a couple'a armadillos an ah 'citedly scoop tha innards out'a their ineffective armor. Affer 2 hours mah massive muumuu ken no longer take tha strain'a mah ever expan'in form so ah have Jonas undress may. Ah lovinly lick mah lips an moan as hay peels mah dress off, freein mah hammock titties. Ah lay here fer tha rest'a tha night gloriously naked infron'a mah slave family. On top'a mah road-kill buffet ah polish off 300 pizzas, 200lbs'a Chinese food, 700 tacos, 50lbs'a onion rings, innumerable fries, 17 tubs'a ice cream, 60 chocolate cheesecakes, 300 eclairs, 60 apple pies an, oh fuck it, ah ate tha skunk as well!!
Looks like mah kin aint gettin a lick'a grub tonight! Ah well, who gives a fuck if mah kids starve? Mama’s haaaaaaaaaawwwnnngreee!!