P1
Roro Roller: Yo we're goin' crazy out here at Wild Hill, those dirty sons o' bitches are down at Castle Gran are gonna duke it out with The 4-Count in about close to an hour! It's gonna get psychotic out here!
And you folks at home are about to see it all live-- But even more importantly

P2
Roro: For Free!

P3
Soe Roller: Hey! Roro!
Roro: The Hell do you want?
Soe: Look the fuck out
Schade Nadja: Hi, there.
I missed you fellas.
Soe and Roro: Well, maybe someone missed you too...

P4
Schade Nadja: Had to get a running start, Huh?!

P5
Pai-Ha: Damn right!
THAT'S HOW I--
P6
Pai-Ha: LIVE!
P7 and P8
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P9
crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Roro: You got that on camera!?
Antoinette Clarinette: Yeah, relax, relax!
Roro: Hell yeah, we're gettin' an oscar for this!

P10 
*various yells from the crowd*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BEAT HIS SPIKY ASS 
HIS BREATH SMELL LIKE A DAMN FOOT LOCKER, NOW, HAHAHAA!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

P11
*continued*
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Dead! Fuckin' DEAD!
Come back from THAT, Dumbass!
Dead on his ass

P12
OOOOOOHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
KICKED HIS SHIT IN
YES!!
KICKED THE FUCK OUT

P13
Crowd:*cheering*
PAI-HAAAAAA
Pai-Ha!
Pai-Ha!
Pai-Ha!
Pai-Ha!

last page
crowd: AWWWWWWWWW MAN!
Roro: Can't Have SHIT on Wild Hill!