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@crat @admin @janny derp

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I had the best dream that there was four story efficiency houses for rent for 1700 a month in downtown fishers

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Chimp

I had the best dream that there was four story efficiency houses for rent for 1700 a month in downtown fishers

i keep having dreams of the world ending

How does It end

11:11 AM

Big ol meteor?

Chimp

Big ol meteor?

big boom usually like a huge lazer blast or the sun exploding or something

patryk gave me his number

3:08 PM

in return for my entire dox

give me access to the announcements channel i want to wish all americans happy 9/11

Jerry

give me access to the announcements channel i want to wish all americans happy 9/11

its not 9/11 its our bday

rogatron smiffin

its not 9/11 its our bday

i thought it was the same thing

Jerry

i thought it was the same thing

well, chewy, its “the 4th of july” and “september 11th”

3:10 PM

so no not really….

ok whatever

3:11 PM

let me just wish happy death to america

3:12 PM

1:49 AM

What could I do with a personal eunuch slave?

well you could could use him to guard your harem but alas

2:04 AM

you're not a mormon

Harem would imply I have multiple bitches

3:10 AM

Alas, I have not a one

3:10 AM

not worth it bro you need to "put in efford" and "care about stuff"

3:25 AM

i should just dump mine and go back to being a piece of shit neet fr fr

3:26 AM

but nooo you have to "be an adult" and "buy a car" and "have it insured"

3:26 AM

what a bother

leave random ass nigga in the verify channel

4:08 PM

annoying as shite

oops

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give me access to announcements

@CLU @GirlOnInternet can i edit the wiki idk who 2 ask

You are now an editor.

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thx epic

9:53 PM

@GirlOnInternet make @ʞooɥɯnɔS crat

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Scumbot added

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1:07 AM

you have been warned

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OUUUUHHHH HSSSHIIIIEEETTTT

good bot

1:08 AM

fuck

1:08 AM

$help

1:08 AM

fucking cunt fucking bot lol

1:08 AM

i must have forgot something

$rape @ʞooɥɯnɔS

Lllllllletsssss Gettt Readddddyy to Ruuuuuummmbbbllllleeeeeeeee @rogatron smiffin is going to try raping @ʞooɥɯnɔS ------

1:09 AM

ʞooɥɯnɔS rolled 10, beating lulziez's pissweak 1, so ʞooɥɯnɔS attacks first Both you faggots have 20 HP -----

1:09 AM

ʞooɥɯnɔS rolls 1 and fragments lulziez's bootyhole lulziez has 19 HP remaining -----

1:09 AM

lulziez rolls 9 and creams his organ inside ʞooɥɯnɔS's unprotected used fartbox ʞooɥɯnɔS has 11 HP remaining -----

1:09 AM

ʞooɥɯnɔS rolls 6 and devastates lulziez's rotten poop chute lulziez has 13 HP remaining -----

1:09 AM

lulziez rolls 3 and splinters ʞooɥɯnɔS's back door ʞooɥɯnɔS has 8 HP remaining -----

omg u cunt

ʞooɥɯnɔS rolls 11 and screams "THERE WILL BE BLOOD... SHED!" as lulziez's trying to free himself from the wracking rape lulziez has 2 HP remaining -----

1:09 AM

lulziez rolls 2 and destroys ʞooɥɯnɔS's back alley ʞooɥɯnɔS has 6 HP remaining -----

1:09 AM

ʞooɥɯnɔS rolls 11 and drills his lil' boy inside lulziez's unprotected oily fourth point of contact lulziez has -9 HP remaining -----

1:09 AM

@ʞooɥɯnɔS has obliterated @rogatron smiffin's ruined rectum, leaving a trail of blood and piss and shit and cum strewn across the landscape Congrats ʞooɥɯnɔS your Mom would be sooooo proud of u

HA

1:09 AM

YES

1:09 AM

VICTORY

1:09 AM

$help

No Category:
  buttstuff         
  callme            
  cum               
  cumbubbles        Lists top rapers 
  cummy_in_my_bummy 
  cumzone           
  eatshitchuj       
  help              Shows this message
  inspire           
  lesbian           
  listcum           
  poof              
  profile           
  rape              
  rep               
  scumnet           
  tabbeh            
  tatsu             
  ungulag           

Type $help command for more info on a command.
You can also type $help category for more info on a category.

ok yay

$eatshitchuj

rogatron smiffin

$eatshitchuj

Fuck off cunt, you're not BASED enough to run this command, come back when your penis is visible to the naked eye

might want a botspam channel for all the rapes

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Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo

Fuck off cunt, you're not BASED enough to run this command, come back when your penis is visible to the naked eye

ugh lost my last account

rogatron smiffin

ugh lost my last account

Where did you park your car? ooh noo

lmfao

1:10 AM

i'll have to update with ur new ID

ʞooɥɯnɔS

might want a botspam channel for all the rapes

yeah how do u restrict it to certain channels?

rogatron smiffin

yeah how do u restrict it to certain channels?

via the bot's Role

1:12 AM

can also restrict what it can do in channels too

1:13 AM

you can also dm me closeups of ur anus

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1:13 AM

in case you're looking for moar options

ʞooɥɯnɔS

can also restrict what it can do in channels too

i dont know how to do that do u

@ʞooɥɯnɔS bring back the thigy that deleted tenor gifs please and thank you

ʞooɥɯnɔS

VICTORY

it still has the lines

1:37 AM

$tabbeh

Gayfled Comic of the Nao

awesome it still works

1:37 AM

so relatable

$eatshitchuj

rogatron smiffin

$eatshitchuj

Fuck off cunt, you're not BASED enough to run this command, come back when your penis is visible to the naked eye

waaaaap

rogatron smiffin

$eatshitchuj

what does this even do

GirlOnInternet

what does this even do

it gets u out of gulag LEL

lol i need to update the bot with the new server, channel and userids

Jerry

@ʞooɥɯnɔS bring back the thigy that deleted tenor gifs please and thank you

lol yeah np i'll get right on that

ʞooɥɯnɔS

lol i need to update the bot with the new server, channel and userids

ur an angel sent from above

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rogatron smiffin

ur an angel sent from above

If I'm from above then u must be fucking low

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@CLU will u put the twitter on the wiki?

2:38 PM

goi runs it

Ok

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rogatron smiffin

goi runs it

How do you know this?

GirlOnInternet

How do you know this?

is it not u

It is. I want to know how you know that.

u were planning to run it …

Hmm...

7:41 PM

I suppose that makes sense

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youve been saying u were gna make the account…

GirlOnInternet

I suppose that makes sense

i actually hacked it happymerchant

$rep @ʞooɥɯnɔS

Well done lulziez - you have tonguepunched @ʞooɥɯnɔS right in the dirtbox

yeah u did bb

Hey, are any of you faggots in the steam group?

1:40 PM

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ED_online

Steam Community :: Group :: EncyclopediaDramatica.online

OFFICIAL Steam Group for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Encyclopedia Dramatica

1:41 PM

If anyone can, please post the actual link in the comments and tell camel to shove a rusty pipe up his ass. (edited)

Oh never mind... just realized that these faggots are somehow admins there

@ʞooɥɯnɔS r u gonna log the admin channel back to 94chan discord again

DM me if you want pics of Homicide sucking dick.

tby

@ʞooɥɯnɔS r u gonna log the admin channel back to 94chan discord again

lol no I took that out and also idk where the 94chan dicksword is

2:52 AM

oh wait yeah it's still in, it'll be out when i reboot scumbot, but not connected to 94chan so going nowhere

2:52 AM

smirks at ihm

is it true ihm left homocide

Jerry

is it true ihm left homocide

why do you ask

im a nosy fucker like that

9:40 AM

plus if ihm single i might wanna get some prime middle aged obese pussy

Jerry

is it true ihm left homocide

Where's you here this?

4:12 PM

Also if anyone left anyone I'd think it would be Homicide finally realizing that IHM is too schizo for him to handle.

4:12 PM

Or she left him after being convinced he's a fed.

GirlOnInternet

Where's you here this?

that is a genuinely good question

@Meepsheep gigachad

i did a little search and mental backtracking and can't remember the source of that revelation

4:31 PM

perhaps it came to me in a vision from YHW

or you were jacking off to IHM and daydreaming

nah i jerk off to sheik's videos

rogatron smiffin

@Meepsheep gigachad

Wait wut lol

Jerry

i did a little search and mental backtracking and can't remember the source of that revelation

ok that sounds like bullshit

GirlOnInternet

or you were jacking off to IHM and daydreaming

ok that sounds moar like it

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Jerry

nah i jerk off to sheik's videos

being a ed mod has it's perks

Richard Lionheart

being a ed mod has it's perks

yeah we are all automatically superior to everyone around us

12:08 PM

im going to make a funny

12:10 PM

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give me access to announcements

Jerry

give me access to announcements

do u not have it

12:28 PM

meepsheep was able to say something in announcements

12:28 PM

yeah idk

r u able to @ everyone

yeah

k

12:29 PM

fixed

thx

Why was the verify channel even added if you niggers aren't going to let anyone in? Either start letting people in or remove that shit.

1:20 AM

@everyone

GirlOnInternet

Why was the verify channel even added if you niggers aren't going to let anyone in? Either start letting people in or remove that shit.

I thought the bot did that if they type the funny string

... And no one's typing the funny string because no one told them to type the funny string?

Or teh bot is broken maybe

@ʞooɥɯnɔS yo, is the funny verification string working?

Iirc it's supposed to @ them and say to say it

1:25 AM

But I could also be wrong and retarded

What was it? !cummy_in_my_bummy

1:27 AM

$rape @Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo

GirlOnInternet

$rape @Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo

Let's do a couple of voicemails and get the hell out of here

1:27 AM

Lllllllletsssss Gettt Readddddyy to Ruuuuuummmbbbllllleeeeeeeee @GirlOnInternet is going to try raping @Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo ------

1:27 AM

Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo rolled 12, beating GirlOnInternet's pissweak 11, so Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo attacks first Both you faggots have 20 HP -----

1:27 AM

Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo rolls 8 and splinters GirlOnInternet's turd cutter GirlOnInternet has 12 HP remaining -----

1:27 AM

GirlOnInternet rolls 3 and explodes Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo's goatse'd out dookie hole Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo has 17 HP remaining -----

1:27 AM

Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo rolls 3 and splinters GirlOnInternet's keister GirlOnInternet has 9 HP remaining -----

1:27 AM

GirlOnInternet rolls 6 and mangles Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo's stinkhole Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo has 11 HP remaining -----

1:27 AM

Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo rolls 2 and clubbed out GirlOnInternet's smelly freckle GirlOnInternet has 7 HP remaining -----

1:27 AM

GirlOnInternet rolls 8 and extirpates Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo's keister Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo has 3 HP remaining -----

1:27 AM

Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo rolls 7 and wipes out GirlOnInternet's wazoo GirlOnInternet has 0 HP remaining -----

1:27 AM

@Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo has obliterated @GirlOnInternet's ruined rectum, leaving a trail of blood and piss and shit and cum strewn across the landscape Congrats Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo your Mom would be sooooo proud of u

$cummy_in_my_bummy

GirlOnInternet

$cummy_in_my_bummy

Denied, faggot

GirlOnInternet

Why was the verify channel even added if you niggers aren't going to let anyone in? Either start letting people in or remove that shit.

verify channel was added to not let people in

1:40 AM

obviously

$cummy_in_my_bummy

Chimp

$cummy_in_my_bummy

Denied, faggot

Scumbot 2 Electricfagaloo

Denied, faggot

Fuck you

Chimp

Fuck you

It's just a fun thing

GirlOnInternet

Why was the verify channel even added if you niggers aren't going to let anyone in? Either start letting people in or remove that shit.

i adf some people if they ask nicely

2:40 AM

most retards just click any discord link and forget about the servers

2:40 AM

and there are bots

GirlOnInternet

@ʞooɥɯnɔS yo, is the funny verification string working?

oh yeah i forgot about that, it's not working cos scumbot is supposed to tag all new joining cunts with that string, will check

2:42 AM

well that didn't take long

2:42 AM

scumbot didn't have privs on the channel due to being a cis white male

2:42 AM

he was rejected by the IOC boxing committee

2:43 AM

anyway have added it so we'll see if it works, i'll kick some cunt to test lol

Jerry

most retards just click any discord link and forget about the servers

this & its just gonna add to the influx of retards and anime pfps letting them in like this

11:32 AM

but okaaaayyyy

11:32 AM

goi and scumhook r my parents and i do as they say

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rogatron smiffin

this & its just gonna add to the influx of retards and anime pfps letting them in like this

Good, we need more retards in here to abuse.

GirlOnInternet

Good, we need more retards in here to abuse.

until they just never say anything

2:45 PM

and we have people like this here for no reason

2:45 PM

rogatron smiffin

and we have people like this here for no reason

And?

GirlOnInternet

And?

and i love you and youre always right

Correct.

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2:49 PM

I want to know if that's a real vTuber BTW (edited)

rogatron smiffin

goi and scumhook r my parents and i do as they say

yes you have been a naughty little lulzie, so lets get rid of those annoying pants, bend over the bed and prepare to receive your corrective spanking

@ʞooɥɯnɔS hey love i know i'm asking for more free work on your side but remember when the sneaky cunts who left the server due to being gulaged got gulaged by the bot

Jerry

@ʞooɥɯnɔS hey love i know i'm asking for more free work on your side but remember when the sneaky cunts who left the server due to being gulaged got gulaged by the bot

yes i do

do it

what

buuuuuuurp

2:25 AM

it would be nicw if bot started doing it again

2:26 AM

because i can't bully sneaky brazilian cunts

what

retarded fag keeps escaping gulag by leaving and rejoining the server and using the cummy commans

Jerry

retarded fag keeps escaping gulag by leaving and rejoining the server and using the cummy commans

maybe he ain't so retarded after all

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he's got good aptitude towards technology i'll give him that

@ʞooɥɯnɔS

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Jerry

he's got good aptitude towards technology i'll give him that

I think it's accidental

Jerry

retarded fag keeps escaping gulag by leaving and rejoining the server and using the cummy commans

yeah ok will see about getting this shit sorted today

Meepsheep

I think it's accidental

He asked what we were upgrading ED's server to. I told him "Windows 3.1". He said "That's a downgrade."

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Jerry

retarded fag keeps escaping gulag by leaving and rejoining the server and using the cummy commans

who keeps unbanning him

11:27 PM

@GirlOnInternet ???

baka

@GirlOnInternet ???

your mom

11:29 PM

It was lulziez this last time

if you guys keep going against me on this bc this creepy old man begs you to be let back in

11:30 PM

you will regret it

11:30 PM

@rogatron smiffin

lol

11:32 PM

He's not even that creepy. He's just retarded.

@ʞooɥɯnɔS fix the bot to re-gulag people who leave and rejoin while gulagged

11:47 PM

this is very important

GirlOnInternet

@ʞooɥɯnɔS fix the bot to re-gulag people who leave and rejoin while gulagged

yess daddy

GirlOnInternet

@ʞooɥɯnɔS fix the bot to re-gulag people who leave and rejoin while gulagged

ok i think it's done

12:24 AM

lmk if any issues

12:24 AM

pics of dripping buttholes will accelerate the coding & testing process

baka

@rogatron smiffin

whatd he do

ʞooɥɯnɔS

pics of dripping buttholes will accelerate the coding & testing process

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he annoys me

baka

he annoys me

gay reason

baka

he annoys me

More reason to keep him around then.

tby

Click to see attachment 🖼️

Hot

GirlOnInternet

@ʞooɥɯnɔS fix the bot to re-gulag people who leave and rejoin while gulagged

I think I found the broken shit and fixed it

7:16 PM

have kicked retardedfag to test

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Good work @ʞooɥɯnɔS . You are a real human bean.

and a real hero

Only in death does service end

ʞooɥɯnɔS

Only in death does service end

and you will NEVER DIE

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@GirlOnInternet why do you constantly leak info from every admin chat youre in

1:08 PM

it wasnt enough to protect rf

leaking janny discord chats is based

protecting rf isnt

2:05 PM

this is kiwifarms tier

2:06 PM

keeping him around on here to be the retard to laugh at is one thing

why would we do that hes a respected member of the community

baka

@GirlOnInternet why do you constantly leak info from every admin chat youre in

wat

baka

@GirlOnInternet why do you constantly leak info from every admin chat youre in

da fuq did I leak?

3:08 PM

I mean in the past 3 months

3:08 PM

before that doesn't count

you know

baka

you know

No, I don't

4:15 PM

So it would help a lot if you'd actually tell me what the hell you're on about rn

youre showing the channel to rf

4:35 PM

stop playing dumb

baka

youre showing the channel to rf

I'm not.

4:37 PM

Also I think RF has a sock. He's able to view general despite being gulagged.

hes obsessed with this place

baka

hes obsessed with this place

ya think? The guy can spend 30 minutes rejoining while we keep kicking him

Retard Fag for janny

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tranny

Pretty sure he's already there mentally

CLU

Retard Fag for janny

agreed

The only person I've been leaking admin chats to recently is graykat.

ugh dont speak of him

LMFAO

4:46 PM

u jelly?

no i know u love me moar rolleyes

I found RF's sock and it looks like it's gone now after I told him I knew

@ʞooɥɯnɔS when you get the chance can you join the backup server in case this one get's nuked and configure scumbot for it? Thnx. https://discord.gg/3DySCUk9GF

Invite to join a server

AE

announcements

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CLU

@ʞooɥɯnɔS when you get the chance can you join the backup server in case this one get's nuked and configure scumbot for it? Thnx. https://discord.gg/3DySCUk9GF

have joined, give me admin and i'll do scumbot later today (or I'll forget and do absolutely jack fucking shit today lol)

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rire

@CLU @GirlOnInternet wut

Revisionism, so funny

@here I have disabled account creation on the wiki until we get a hold on the .fag / Ljupco vandalism.

rogatron smiffin

@CLU @GirlOnInternet wut

1:52 PM

in case you wanted to know what's the big and chaotic secret

1:52 PM

it

1:52 PM

is

1:52 PM

broken userpages

I haven't encountered that, could be random while we were fixing shit.

1:55 PM

Thinking about just dumping the database and reuploading it since the vandalism is recent

1:56 PM

Maybe @tby has some ideas on stopping some of this shit

i have an idea

2:34 PM

Delete icewillow's article so she and her gay friends'll stop whining

Ok

2:51 PM

Should i reload the database or you think we good with the rollbacks?

2:51 PM

@GirlOnInternet

CLU

Should i reload the database or you think we good with the rollbacks?

it's good

1

2:56 PM

no need to reload

Ok, i'll just run some maintenance scripts

rogatron smiffin

@CLU @GirlOnInternet wut

what is he talkin about

Nothing, his sperging about vandalism

3:00 PM

But we had massive vandalism the last few hours

3:00 PM

https://edramatica.com/Special:RecentChanges?hidebots=1&limit=500&days=1&enhanced=1&urlversion=2

Special:RecentChanges

3:01 PM

Putting .win spam on pages

if someone can get me retarded fags address in brazil ill just fly down there next weekend and put an end to it

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CLU

Maybe @tby has some ideas on stopping some of this shit

just add the moderation plugin i think

Thanks, we'll look into it.

rogatron smiffin

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h covered himself in oil?

12:42 AM

was he goingt o light himself on fire or was he getting greasy so he could twerk for the CBTranny\

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rogatron smiffin

Click to see attachment 🖼️

wat

GirlOnInternet

wat

idk i just like the idea of retarded fag being covered head to toe in vegetable oil

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rogatron smiffin

idk i just like the idea of retarded fag being covered head to toe in vegetable oil

it might be some brazilian expression that doesn't really translate

1:57 PM

like, one last stand or smth

rogatron smiffin

idk i just like the idea of retarded fag being covered head to toe in vegetable oil

it is highly erotic

@GirlOnInternet are you secretly Adezero?

guys i have a confession

8:14 PM

i'm jacob stellmach the owner of encyclopedia dramatica

10:12 PM

@CLU HELLO

yes?

hello

hi

dm

10:21 PM

wait no

10:22 PM

ARE U UMK

>:\

ARE YOU UMKMESIK

10:22 PM

IM VERY WORRED ABOUT IHM’S CLAIMS ATM

no, aediot

ok

10:22 PM

dms

GOI is also ade

10:23 PM

don't dm this shit about GOI being ade and me being UMK this woman is schizo

BUT IM SCARED

10:24 PM

WHAT IF UR LYING

10:24 PM

AND YOU ARE UMK TOO

i just told you i'm aediot

i think you are all umk now

10:26 PM

this is crazy

10:27 PM

Maybe schizophrenia is contagious

@GirlOnInternet how did IHM figure out GOI and CLU are the same person. Truly mindblowing.

how did IHM figure out how to put on her underwear this morning

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Jerry

i'm jacob stellmach the owner of encyclopedia dramatica

i knew it

CLU

i just told you i'm aediot

prove it, post diapers now

11:27 PM

idk if the diapers are yours

11:27 PM

i just need to cum and that's the only thing that gets me off

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rogatron smiffin

i think you are all umk now

I have been UMK for several years apart from 2021 where I was a beaver living in Oregan

ʞooɥɯnɔS

I have been UMK for several years apart from 2021 where I was a beaver living in Oregan

everyone except scumhook is umk

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i was mates with UMK, i can't remember what went to shit with him though

ʞooɥɯnɔS

i was mates with UMK, i can't remember what went to shit with him though

he was just a fat incel

12:17 AM

long live

rogatron smiffin

he was just a fat incel

oh lol no wonder it always felt like I was looking a mirror

ʞooɥɯnɔS

oh lol no wonder it always felt like I was looking a mirror

not even real ur pussy slaying giga chad irl

1

rogatron smiffin

not even real ur pussy slaying giga chad irl

ok if you don't have your entire fist in my anus in 20 second we're gonna have a problem

GirlOnInternet

how did IHM figure out how to put on her underwear this morning

she probably doesnt wear any, that's why her couch smells like long john silvers

CLU

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i thought about warning kaizen but he unfriended me and is not accepting requests

3:27 AM

so i guess no warning for him

Chimp

she probably doesnt wear any, that's why her couch smells like long john silvers

Exactly.

Jerry

i thought about warning kaizen but he unfriended me and is not accepting requests

Warn him about what? IHM is too busy being schizo at her computer to hurt anybody.

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GirlOnInternet

Warn him about what? IHM is too busy being schizo at her computer to hurt anybody.

idk, his dox was available

Jerry

idk, his dox was available

But IHM probably thinks that he's actually Jen from IU.

possibly, but can get some info off umk

4:11 AM

if she haven't burned that bridge

why is ihm trying to groom lulziez, does she know she's 18 now?

Chimp

was he goingt o light himself on fire or was he getting greasy so he could twerk for the CBTranny\

no he's waiting for it to rain

I don't view IHM as an actual threat. She wants to be in control of ED, but doesn't have the money or skill and is schizo. So she rages on with QANON shit because she is basically Alex Jones with tits.

idk, kazen is one of few people who actually lost a job because of ED beforer

Jerry

idk, kazen is one of few people who actually lost a job because of ED beforer

yeah, apparently adezero and conrat (not the cool polish one the gay felon one) went after him legally and scared him into dropping the site

12:48 PM

cant say i blame him for wanting to stay gone

i wonder what's ade up to these daya

12:49 PM

last time i checked she got super fat

Probably trying to wash the taste of Ethan Ralph's cock out of her mouth with Conrad cum

12:51 PM

ihm wants the control of ed without the responsibility

2:20 PM

reminder that she asked scumhook to use scumbot to tap into the janny chat

2:21 PM

but since scumhook is a mid bot programmer all messages were embeds and so it meant it was unscrapable

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Chimp

Probably trying to wash the taste of Ethan Ralph's cock out of her mouth with Conrad cum

Honestly... she's probably still trying to get the taste of Zaiger's cock and heroin out of her mouth.

GirlOnInternet

Honestly... she's probably still trying to get the taste of Zaiger's cock and heroin out of her mouth.

So that's three Ed admins she fucked + Ethan Ralph?

2:55 PM

Zaiger, Aediot, Ethan Ralph and Conrad

2:56 PM

She has a type

GirlOnInternet

She has a type

giant fucking loser?

Jerry

giant fucking loser?

Yeah, that's it.

tby

just add the moderation plugin i think

Hey, thanks for this btw. It's working out great. Editors and above are exempt. Any new user edits go to a moderation queue which can be approved by editors or above.

@GirlOnInternet Can I smell yo dick

CLU

Hey, thanks for this btw. It's working out great. Editors and above are exempt. Any new user edits go to a moderation queue which can be approved by editors or above.

same situation happened but with bots on .online

6:53 PM

the cycle never ends

6:54 PM

at least this proves you are not umk

6:54 PM

because you already wouldve known that

tby

same situation happened but with bots on .online

Did .online use moderation tools or did they lock the wiki?

they used moderation extension and never removed it

I was told they just locked the wiki for new accounts

thats at the end

6:55 PM

but thats because of umk and kaizen drama i think

I see, thanks.

something something to prevent umk scraping everything despite the fact that you dont need an account to scrape a wiki

6:56 PM

you just need a big hard drive and lots of time

And autism

6:57 PM

That's the secret ingredient

no

6:57 PM

autism is not required

6:57 PM

because the computer does the scraping

6:57 PM

you just do

6:57 PM

dumpgenerator.py https://encyclopediadramatica.whatever/api.php

6:57 PM

something like this

1

im finna scrape my balls with a brillo pad

3:23 AM

and get green necrotic ball sores

2

mariomario is just trying to run some scam right

10:28 AM

I mean that's all Venezuelans are capable of

he just wants to feel important

10:35 AM

which is the worst and most pathetic type of ambition

Yikes

Jerry

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The only reason he comes on Discord or EDF is to shill his shitty site

They actually think that this is accomplishing something.

6:50 PM

(SPOILER: That account isn't even mine.)

Meepsheep

mariomario is just trying to run some scam right

He's a faggot who came to ED from Miraheze like 2 years ago. He got admin because he was one of the few people to actually set the XotN. And then when .online's domain expired and the site went down, his first reaction was "OMG NOW'S MY CHANCE I OWN ED NOW!!111" and set up a clone using old backups and content that he scraped from .online before it went down permanently. Absolutely noone liked the guy on .online AFAIK, he's considered a faggot and all his friends are edgy soyjak-loving retards who were largely the cancer that was killing ED in the first place. A bunch of them are from Miraheze and are obsessed with dumb shit like GoAnimate.

3:47 PM

Since he's from Venezuela he's too poor to keep a site like ED going without begging for donations.

3:48 PM

He's also been trying to weasel us into giving him a backup of EDF since he only has access to old backups of the wiki and the content he scraped.

GirlOnInternet

He's a faggot who came to ED from Miraheze like 2 years ago. He got admin because he was one of the few people to actually set the XotN. And then when .online's domain expired and the site went down, his first reaction was "OMG NOW'S MY CHANCE I OWN ED NOW!!111" and set up a clone using old backups and content that he scraped from .online before it went down permanently. Absolutely noone liked the guy on .online AFAIK, he's considered a faggot and all his friends are edgy soyjak-loving retards who were largely the cancer that was killing ED in the first place. A bunch of them are from Miraheze and are obsessed with dumb shit like GoAnimate.

erm goi

6:27 PM

what is miraheze

6:27 PM

is that some furfag shit

Chimp

what is miraheze

It's a "wiki farm", basically like fandom but for autistic retards

what is the topic of discussion on miraheze?

6:32 PM

or is it all kinds of shit

6:32 PM

like how theres like garfield.fandom.wiki or stuffingfrozenshitintomypisshole.fandom.wiki

1

he was crat on crappygameswiki

Chimp

what is the topic of discussion on miraheze?

it's basically geocities for wikis

Chimp

what is the topic of discussion on miraheze?

all kinds of shit

7:06 PM

i got an email by some retard to get their "crab wiki" advertised

7:06 PM

it was dead and Mira was about to pull the plug

7:06 PM

Mira is fandom but better because they will accept plugins if you ask for them, they accept custom themes

7:07 PM

and its bare mediawiki

fandom is such cancer

Chimp

what is the topic of discussion on miraheze?

i used to use it for polcompball stuff

8:07 PM

was autistically obsessed w those things lol

@CLU idk if that's important but i can fuck around with file directories

2:01 PM

if you know the link you can acess the directory lol

2:01 PM

it didn't work like that on edf6

Jerry

@CLU idk if that's important but i can fuck around with file directories

Oh, let me fix that

2:02 PM

Yarsolav wants me to allow a 100+ MB upload for an article

2:02 PM

Mediawiki only goes up to 100mb, there's a flag I can set tho

yaro is special

But I told him just upload that shit on youtube

2:03 PM

He's afraid of a strike

2:03 PM

or takedown

respect the bandwidth

2:03 PM

i'm surprised you allow big uploads on the edf

2:03 PM

the limit was like 10 megs on previous one

CLU

or takedown

he's got enough autism to figure out how to self host shit or put it on catbox

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Jerry

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how are you getting to that, i try edramatica/emotes and it bounces me to a wiki page

https://forums.edramatica.com/emotes2/

ohhh, the forums. Thanks

2:11 PM

should be good to go now

You don't have permission to access this resource.

2:11 PM

1

Jerry

https://forums.edramatica.com/emotes2/

i am FORBIDDEN

Jerry

i'm surprised you allow big uploads on the edf

It was 100 on .online and I think whoever set it to that is a retard. It's 30 now and I still think that's being generous.

1

@crat https://discord.com/channels/1119622324178653264/1197350565819195472/1280633877915897916

5:18 PM

erm do we remove articles if the person killed themself because of it orrr

rogatron smiffin

erm do we remove articles if the person killed themself because of it orrr

who

5:38 PM

who killed themself

rogatron smiffin

@crat https://discord.com/channels/1119622324178653264/1197350565819195472/1280633877915897916

.

lol

5:43 PM

She's been dead for 4 fucking years and just now someone is coming on here to accuse us? No, she didn't kill herself over the article.

GirlOnInternet

She's been dead for 4 fucking years and just now someone is coming on here to accuse us? No, she didn't kill herself over the article.

probably just a friend or something

5:45 PM

searched her name found the article

5:46 PM

they left the server when they sent that

CLU

Yarsolav wants me to allow a 100+ MB upload for an article

.online had 100 (edited)

3:00 PM

to upload that fucking thing i forgot about

3:00 PM

if its a video he can use niconico

3:01 PM

im sure it was aediot related

1

@ʞooɥɯnɔS imagine this ok

3:56 PM

secret command that makes someone put THEMSELF in gulag

3:56 PM

epic prank idea

3:56 PM

“say $cheese”

crazy idea

3:57 PM

we play jackbox tonight

hopefully..

3:59 PM

its already like 4am for him i think

4:02 PM

yep

4:02 PM

living in the future

4:02 PM

fucking cant

@ʞooɥɯnɔS waaaake up

@ʞooɥɯnɔS wake up its jackbox time niggjer

@ʞooɥɯnɔS u silly poopie shart

@ʞooɥɯnɔS

10:19 PM

u tease

rogatron smiffin

epic prank idea

omg i love this idead

rogatron smiffin

@ʞooɥɯnɔS waaaake up

yes

Chimp

@ʞooɥɯnɔS wake up its jackbox time niggjer

wut

rogatron smiffin

@ʞooɥɯnɔS u silly poopie shart

oigme

rogatron smiffin

@ʞooɥɯnɔS

lewlwl

Jerry

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what

scummy lives in perth

2:27 PM

the wretched hub of scum and villainy

1

ew

@ʞooɥɯnɔS is it within your technical know how to make a bot change someone's name every time this person rejoins server

Jerry

@ʞooɥɯnɔS is it within your technical know how to make a bot change someone's name every time this person rejoins server

yes

6:09 PM

it's on the list of stuff to do

6:09 PM

eventually

Jerry

@ʞooɥɯnɔS is it within your technical know how to make a bot change someone's name every time this person rejoins server

I requested this like a week ago

it's on the list

12:22 AM

will do today hopefully

12:22 AM

maybe

12:22 AM

possibly

We only want it so retarded fag can suffer

GirlOnInternet

I requested this like a week ago

yeah daddy loves me more than he does you

GirlOnInternet

We only want it so retarded fag can suffer

i can hardcode it, which will be a lot easier than doing it properly

ʞooɥɯnɔS

i can hardcode it, which will be a lot easier than doing it properly

hardcode my anus

1

rogatron smiffin

hardcode my anus

you are the wind between my cheeks

I've invited a shit-tier autist who got kicked from another server for being a fuckhead

1:56 AM

if "Autistic Mexican" joins, that's him

1:56 AM

we need to get him to an hero if possible

2

@GirlOnInternet do you think camel is actualy tarded enough to try take over .win or he's gonna keep being a sycophant for someone with actual technical knowledge

Jerry

@GirlOnInternet do you think camel is actualy tarded enough to try take over .win or he's gonna keep being a sycophant for someone with actual technical knowledge

Camel was stupid enough to post his ass for an unban or some shit.

1

loool

Jerry

@GirlOnInternet do you think camel is actualy tarded enough to try take over .win or he's gonna keep being a sycophant for someone with actual technical knowledge

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/encyclopedia-dramatica.24003/page-72#post-19451311

Encyclopedia Dramatica

oh my god it's the retard fight I was promised thank you

why is no one talking about kaizen

5:00 PM

yiik man

tby

why is no one talking about kaizen

i specifically avoid mentioning him per his wishes

6:22 AM

@GirlOnInternet the fuck is fail

6:22 AM

aifox's ED?

Jerry

@GirlOnInternet the fuck is fail

.win

GirlOnInternet

.win

oh

I call it .fail

why are all of those logofags obsessed with being part of a website that doesnt want them

6:24 AM

yaro was literally king of the autists on sharty and he traded it all to be a pariah on ED

crazy how small the world is

6:55 AM

in terms of wikis

6:55 AM

you'd never think the owner of the screamer.wiki would be a soyjak wiki admin

6:56 AM

you'd never think an editor on ED would become a writer for Youtubers or a soyjak booru admin

@CLU @GirlOnInternet why is camel a fucking mod on edf

Jerry

@CLU @GirlOnInternet why is camel a fucking mod on edf

peace agreement shit.

disgusting

not as disgusting as this

GirlOnInternet

not as disgusting as this

I disagree

GirlOnInternet

peace agreement shit.

why make peace with retards

Just pretend he doesn't exist.

Jerry

@CLU @GirlOnInternet why is camel a fucking mod on edf

It's an investment, just think about the lulz when he eventually gets deoped for doing stupid shit.

i'd fag tag him as soon as all the domains are transfered to you

1

i'd say it's worth it just for your reactions

@CLU there is option somewhere in xenforo that allows to filter only by the new thrads, not the most recently bumped ones

2

9:20 AM

it used to be also displayed on the right side of index page, right above the sidebox

@GirlOnInternet I had a dream I got hired to help shadman fix his life like desmond from smiling friends

1

Jerry

@CLU there is option somewhere in xenforo that allows to filter only by the new thrads, not the most recently bumped ones

rn "new threads" just takes you tho "what's new"

Jerry

rn "new threads" just takes you tho "what's new"

https://forums.edramatica.com/pages/new-threads/

newthreads

4:34 PM

Alright all fixed

4:35 PM

For the staff box, I'll just uncheck "display as staff" and that should remove it.

@GirlOnInternet

5:37 PM

so now we have literal nobodies claiming they own ED lmfao

what the fuck

i have no idea who those people are

5:42 PM

or what do they "own:

764 is the nazi pedo cult lulziez was involved with

oh lol

5:47 PM

@rogatron smiffin do you recognize that trippy guy

Jerry

@rogatron smiffin do you recognize that trippy guy

i know trippy764 lol

why the fuck is he claiming to own ED

thats really fucking hilarious wait a damn minute

5:48 PM

not hilarious actually terrifying

5:48 PM

he doesnt know im here right lmao

5:48 PM

he doesnt know who i am

he probably doesn't know much

5:48 PM

but for opsec case i'd scrap your pics from hard chats

eh

5:49 PM

im probably maybe okay

5:49 PM

764 is dead and all the oldfags still around dont do anything overly terrible

5:50 PM

if they did they wouldnt still be around

it still be good to notify kiwifags about this development since they have a hateboner for pedos

itd be good to notify them that trippy764 had no involvement with encyclopedia dramatica lmao

that too

Jerry

that too

is the rebirth account him?

no idea i got the screenshot and channel @ from raprot's telegram

Wait why did Mariomario give ownership to someone from 764 wtf

Chimp

Wait why did Mariomario give ownership to someone from 764 wtf

idk this is confusing and scary and silly

Jerry

no idea i got the screenshot and channel @ from raprot's telegram

im gonna message it

rogatron smiffin

idk this is confusing and scary and silly

It's okay if any of them start doing any gay bullshit we'll take care of it

Chimp

It's okay if any of them start doing any gay bullshit we'll take care of it

no if 764 starts merging here i think everyones

5:57 PM

yk they are still like heavily under investigation by the fbi

I would hope so

5:58 PM

We'll kick any of them if they join here or if they start getting sus on the forums

Chimp

I would hope so

yeah just wouldnt be good look for ED

Chimp

We'll kick any of them if they join here or if they start getting sus on the forums

if people i know start joining here i might die

Pls don't die

i mean those people are evil chimp

good time to close ranks

and most of them arent fond of me

6:00 PM

the ones that are are unironic pedophiles

@baka @CLU https://www.wired.com/story/764-com-child-predator-network/ you might wanna scroll up, ppl from this pedo telegram cult claim they got ed ownership from mario and are trying to do a merger

There Are Dark Corners of the Internet. Then There's 764

A global network of violent predators is hiding in plain sight, targeting children on major platforms, grooming them, and extorting them to commit horrific acts of abuse.

rogatron smiffin

i mean those people are evil chimp

If they wanna fuck with lulziez they gotta go through me

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Jerry

@baka @CLU https://www.wired.com/story/764-com-child-predator-network/ you might wanna scroll up, ppl from this pedo telegram cult claim they got ed ownership from mario and are trying to do a merger

lol i was bothered by a reporter from the washington post for a whileeee

6:02 PM

about 764

damn

6:02 PM

you could try and grift them for money if anything

6:02 PM

journos usually have some budget for bigger pieces

Jerry

you could try and grift them for money if anything

i thought about it at first but nahhhhh

We might have to 86 mariomario and make an example of him if he truly did give his backups to these mother fuckers

6:03 PM

Or just idk put distance between the two factions

Chimp

We might have to 86 mariomario and make an example of him if he truly did give his backups to these mother fuckers

i messaged mario he probably will not answer

Chimp

We might have to 86 mariomario and make an example of him if he truly did give his backups to these mother fuckers

yeah, if that really happened it makes me wonder if he did it as his final fuck you to ED or is really that fucking stupid

definitely final fuck you

Jerry

yeah, if that really happened it makes me wonder if he did it as his final fuck you to ED or is really that fucking stupid

Could legitimately see either way that nigga was mega stupid

1

I doubt mario was even involved

rogatron smiffin

i messaged mario he probably will not answer

well, i don't imagine he'd be too cooperative after goi draggin him through the mud lol

he's 17, he's the type who'd get raped by these ppl

6:05 PM

mario oh mario

fucking hell, might have to do the unthinkable and ask camel for some info

camel probably has no idea

rogatron smiffin

definitely final fuck you

What kind of stuff would they even do? If we go on KF and make it clear the dot fail fags sold to a pedo cult, then all they can really do is more of what mariomario did

GirlOnInternet

camel probably has no idea

he's been sticking his inbred nose into the weirdest places

i posted on KF https://kiwifarms.st/threads/encyclopedia-dramatica.24003/page-73#post-19544482

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Hint: almost no one is interested in or reads the articles. ED is all about the forum. t. One of the 10 people who actually liked EDF

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Chimp

What kind of stuff would they even do? If we go on KF and make it clear the dot fail fags sold to a pedo cult, then all they can really do is more of what mariomario did

idk they were just big on doxxing and blackmail and stuff like that.

6:07 PM

so id just

6:07 PM

not click any links

6:07 PM

lmao

Good call

if anyone tries contacting 764 please do it under the name "Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas"

2

I don't even really care that much about being doxxed anymore im half considering just starting streaming with a face cam

1

yeah idgaf

I survived being in the alt right what they gonna get me for now, being funny and epic?

chimp we're both vets of the great meme war of 2016 biggrin

Chimp

I don't even really care that much about being doxxed anymore im half considering just starting streaming with a face cam

nah you shouldnt be worried they really just go after little girls & people retarded enough to cut their balls off. aifox needa watch out

2

rogatron smiffin

nah you shouldnt be worried they really just go after little girls & people retarded enough to cut their balls off. aifox needa watch out

What a bunch of scum fucks

6:09 PM

We will circle the wagons if they fuck with you lulziez

lol kiwifags already downvooting our posts

Chimp

We will circle the wagons if they fuck with you lulziez

i dont think trippy will fuck with me

6:10 PM

its people he might hang around im worried about

Chimp

We will circle the wagons if they fuck with you lulziez

and even then theyd just be fucking annoying

6:10 PM

i wouldnt be at risk oe anything

fingers crossed, i don't want any of you niggas getting hurt

rogatron smiffin

and even then theyd just be fucking annoying

so like 99% of the retards that join

unless child porn gets posted

They'll probably give up once they realize that paying like 100 bucks a month to run a dead gay splinter of a dead gay wiki nobody uses isn't fun

6:11 PM

GirlOnInternet

so like 99% of the retards that join

except they will post child porn

it's funny because even paperclip had more legitimacy to run ED than those guys

6:11 PM

because he at least, you know, was on the website before he took over

lolololol

rogatron smiffin

except they will post child porn

Is there anything that could point them out ahead of time before they start doing that? Like, besides just having 764 in their names

Chimp

Is there anything that could point them out ahead of time before they start doing that? Like, besides just having 764 in their names

dont think so

i'd assume recent accounts

omg i need to send this all to someone

6:12 PM

real quick

done yet?

GirlOnInternet

done yet?

hi

6:14 PM

yes ill send it to someone that will know who to look out for maybe

hello

Jerry

i'd assume recent accounts

i was banning / kicking new accounts most of the time anyways

1

6:15 PM

they freak me out as is

6:15 PM

people that make their account & join here same day are always extremely weird (edited)

Yeah usually they're here to raid or just collect shit

1

rogatron smiffin

yes ill send it to someone that will know who to look out for maybe

bitch everyone here is weird

Chimp

Yeah usually they're here to raid or just collect shit

lol when we were in call in that gc that message i read out that made u leave was from a new account

6:16 PM

i think i banned or just gulagd

GirlOnInternet

bitch everyone here is weird

not true everyone with access to this channel is epic and sexy

Oh no I left bc I had to help this black guy who looks like Frankenstein LMAO

LOL

like nigga straight up has a Frankenstein face

probably make a mean halloween costume

6:17 PM

just being himself

frankenstein was the dr.

This guy isn't a Dr that's for sure, he doesn't know how to load paper into a printer

GirlOnInternet

frankenstein was the dr.

who was frankenstien then

6:18 PM

was his name just frank

the monster I think, or Frankenstein's monster

omg thats crayz ill just keep calling the monster frakenstein

Then why in bride if Frankenstein is the bride if Frankenstein fucking the monster

6:20 PM

Is Dr Frankenstein just into cuck shit

Chimp

Then why in bride if Frankenstein is the bride if Frankenstein fucking the monster

because people are retarded

Chimp

Then why in bride if Frankenstein is the bride if Frankenstein fucking the monster

LOL

frankenstein's monster was sewn from bunch of corpses so he literally had no former identity

6:20 PM

i still call him frankenstein it pisses nerds off

Jerry

frankenstein's monster was sewn from bunch of corpses so he literally had no former identity

yeah so hes frankenstein who cares about the doctor that made him

6:20 PM

hes his own being he was in hotel Transylvania

If Dr Frankenstein is his dad that makes him a Frankenstein too

6:21 PM

In a way

let's just call him frank

6:21 PM

frankie

Jerry

frankenstein's monster was sewn from bunch of corpses so he literally had no former identity

reminds me of that tranny bragging about having a vagina made out of corpse tissue

1

I wish I was a Frankenstein

frankie poo

Chimp

I wish I was a Frankenstein

same

GirlOnInternet

reminds me of that tranny bragging about having a vagina made out of corpse tissue

oh my

GirlOnInternet

reminds me of that tranny bragging about having a vagina made out of corpse tissue

THAT'S SO HECKING CYBERPUNK AND EPIC

probablt smelly

rogatron smiffin

same

Big bolts in your neck, walking around going RAAAHB FIRE BAAAAD

i swear the moment they implant womb of a dead woman into a man i'm starting mailing pipe bombs

Chimp

Big bolts in your neck, walking around going RAAAHB FIRE BAAAAD

yeah i pretty much do that anyways

6:22 PM

but the bolts r in my face

Jerry

i swear the moment they implant womb of a dead woman into a man i'm starting mailing pipe bombs

Didn't they try this back in like the 40s?

rogatron smiffin

yeah i pretty much do that anyways

get fake stitches on your neck

6:23 PM

permament choker

Jerry

get fake stitches on your neck

i have thought about getting stitch tattoos

6:23 PM

to look sewn together

GirlOnInternet

Didn't they try this back in like the 40s?

yeah they also tried to breed women with chimpanzees

And the result? Yeagggg your lookin at him pal

1

rogatron smiffin

i have thought about getting stitch tattoos

there was a manga about a girl who looked like that lmao

6:24 PM

uhmmm

6:24 PM

franken fran

rogatron smiffin

i have thought about getting stitch tattoos

Get real bolts put in your neck

Jerry

there was a manga about a girl who looked like that lmao

theres a girl on instagram that looks like that

6:25 PM

hold on

the trevor from gta v "cut here tattoo" goes hard

but alas, i am neckless

she’s very pretty

6:25 PM

she has stitch tats on her neck too

rogatron smiffin

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first pic her actual tattoos

rogatron smiffin

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she's got them IHM eyebrows gorillalmao

It would be cool to get eyeball tattoos if employment was never a thing to worry about

Jerry

she's got them IHM eyebrows gorillalmao

i used to do my brows like that when iwas like 14 in a private catholic school

6:26 PM

(i got bullied HARD)

no shit

LOL

Chimp

It would be cool to get eyeball tattoos if employment was never a thing to worry about

you can get contacts i guess

6:27 PM

+ there is a risk of going blind

Jerry

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shit would be really cringe if somwone actually had this. only cool bc its trevor

yeah i can imagine it on some gay ass hipster with a mullet

Chimp

It would be cool to get eyeball tattoos if employment was never a thing to worry about

disagreed eyeball tattoos r cray cray

rogatron smiffin

i have thought about getting stitch tattoos

like this nigga?

and u can only get the whites tattooed

rogatron smiffin

disagreed eyeball tattoos r cray cray

What if you got one eyeball tattooed to look like a smiley face that would be kinda wild right

Chimp

What if you got one eyeball tattooed to look like a smiley face that would be kinda wild right

idk if you can get designs tatooed in ur eye?

you can't

maybe probably? ive only ever seen people do the entire whites

only with contact lenses

also ive seen eyeball piercings

6:28 PM

yikes

eww

rogatron smiffin

also ive seen eyeball piercings

AHHHH

Jerry

only with contact lenses

i have a lot of contacts love them sm

how does that even work

Chimp

AHHHH

also eyelid piercings

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

but the ones in the eyeball r kinda neat but i would never

I had an eyebrow piercing and even that was too much the drummer of anamanaguchi ripped it out of my face with his ass

GirlOnInternet

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Horror

Wouldn't this block your vision

GirlOnInternet

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this is a fake eye lol

no you see with your iris

Jerry

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its makeup

Chimp

I had an eyebrow piercing and even that was too much the drummer of anamanaguchi ripped it out of my face with his ass

i miss my eyebrow piercing everyday but it was a big sensory problem when id rub my eyes

Dude right hurt and they get infected easily if you sleep on it

i took it out bc i switched the jewelry and my eye wouldnt stop twitching and i got scared

i should get a chainus

6:31 PM

like that one dude in 1000 ways to die

Chimp

Dude right hurt and they get infected easily if you sleep on it

yeah mine never healed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKjr3J0zCfA

Rookie Raceway

1000 Ways to Die A Chainus Runs Through It

Jerry

like that one dude in 1000 ways to die

i used to watch that with my dad

6:31 PM

when i was 5-6

6:31 PM

i remember a midget getting impaled by a sign

this show was epic

and some girls boob job exploding on a plane or something

rogatron smiffin

i remember a midget getting impaled by a sign

sexxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

GirlOnInternet

Click to see attachment 🖼️

Is that a sebaceous cyst

Jerry

this show was epic

i wasnt sure if it actually existed for some years sometimes my memories are wrong or just not real

rogatron smiffin

and some girls boob job exploding on a plane or something

or a guy getting suffocated by fat bitch sitting on his face and they called professional BBW enjoyer to give his opinion on the subject

The scar is still visible even like 12 years after it got ripped out of eyebrow lmao

GirlOnInternet

Click to see attachment 🖼️

i coudnlt't go 5 minutes without popping this shit with a needle

i have a lot of anti eyebrow scars

ive pierced my anti eyebrow so many times

6:34 PM

on both sides of my face

What's an anti eyebrow

Chimp

What's an anti eyebrow

6:34 PM

this one is like gray for some reason

6:34 PM

lol

"An anti-eyebrow is a facial piercing that is placed above the cheek bone or below the eyebrow"

Oh like the bottom of the eye socket?

yes

Wtf didn't even know that was a thing

im gonna get dermals one day - anti eyebrows are almost always temporary

I like anti-materiel piercings

Chimp

Wtf didn't even know that was a thing

easiest thing to pierce it just feels like popping a pimple

6:35 PM

ive done it sooooo many times

6:36 PM

sometimes ive fucked it up and just kept putting more holes in my face til i got the jewelry in

Can you Pierce mine so I can have safety pins through it at work

i'd feel like i have ticks feeding on my blood 24/7

Chimp

Can you Pierce mine so I can have safety pins through it at work

you should get the antistatic clip permamently pierced to your body

Chimp

Can you Pierce mine so I can have safety pins through it at work

yes i can piece 10 of tiem

6:37 PM

one pic with anti eyebrow it was my favorite

6:38 PM

also eyebrow piercing long live

What's your shirt?

GirlOnInternet

What's your shirt?

i had bring me the horizon shirt on

6:38 PM

and spirit halloween apron bc i was at work

rogatron smiffin

and spirit halloween apron bc i was at work

what was it before tho?

what do u mean

6:39 PM

before clothes i was naked

Maybe what the spirit halloween was before? Ours used to be an hh greggs

I assume it was like a craft store that went out of business becoming a spirit halloween apron

wait how does it work

6:40 PM

what does this store do for the rest of the year

its someting else or its vacant

Jerry

what does this store do for the rest of the year

It does nothing spirit rents out empty stores which the US is full of

Jerry

wait how does it work

They take over buildings of businesses that went out of business

i think the one i was at was a buy buy baby?

Chimp

It does nothing spirit rents out empty stores which the US is full of

interestang

idk tho maybe not

every halloween

wait i forgot you don't have actual cities and every store is part of a megacomplex of 1000 different stores

1

In the US it's straight up cheaper to just sit on real estate and do NOTHING with it than to rent it out at reasonable prices

so you just drive, see halloween store, buy a bunch of plastic crap that's gonna end up choking a child in india and repeat next year

Jerry

wait i forgot you don't have actual cities and every store is part of a megacomplex of 1000 different stores

yeah mine was in the same building strip as a home depot

Jerry

so you just drive, see halloween store, buy a bunch of plastic crap that's gonna end up choking a child in india and repeat next year

spirit halloween is actually a spencer’s sister brand

6:42 PM

so its spencers quality stuff- not the worst worst but definitely nowhere near great

6:43 PM

but ALWAYS overpriced!

6:43 PM

super easy to steal from a spirit halloween also

if i needed halloween shit i'd probably should hit action unless they switched to christmass stuff already

6:43 PM

@tby

6:43 PM

is action doing christmas stuff yet

when i was working there someone just walked out with over 5 full costumes

rogatron smiffin

when i was working there someone just walked out with over 5 full costumes

lol

I imagine it's hard to care about shoplifting when you know your job ends in a couple weeks

1

i thought that was america and you keep remington trench gun under the counter and can legally shoot them

Jerry

lol

and those costumes are in big plastic bag things they werent hiding it or anything lmfao

Jerry

i thought that was america and you keep remington trench gun under the counter and can legally shoot them

lol most retail places arent allowed to intervene if someones stealing

6:45 PM

you also arent allowed to accuse someone of stealing even if u see them do it

rogatron smiffin

you also arent allowed to accuse someone of stealing even if u see them do it

Even if they rob the store at gunpoint it's not unlikely you'll get in trouble for shooting the robber back lmao, we are a topsy turvy retard country

1

in here there's a "legal limit" of about 200 usd under which stealing is not considered a crime but an offense so stores just save the camera recordings and wait for sb to steal shit over the limit so they can get them to court and put their ass in jail

at the mall i worked at you could do theft prevention - like if u see someone stealing you can be like “hey i saw you with this item i think this other one will go great!” or “would u like a shopping bag”

clown world

Jerry

in here there's a "legal limit" of about 200 usd under which stealing is not considered a crime but an offense so stores just save the camera recordings and wait for sb to steal shit over the limit so they can get them to court and put their ass in jail

they do that here but with grocery stores

6:47 PM

only some grocery stores tho

in hs one guy i went to class with got caught stealing vodka and he got community service and all

my brother banned from a couple places for stealing alcohol

6:47 PM

the kroger close to me doesn’t have theft prevention tho thats the go to place to steal alcohol lmao

Man working at the mall is kind of a schmood I miss in some ways

i'm glad i never had to work in services

Chimp

Man working at the mall is kind of a schmood I miss in some ways

i liked the job a lot and i was very good at it

6:48 PM

quit bc life got hard and i didnt wanna work anymoar

relatable

6:48 PM

me after 1 month at every job

Jerry

me after 1 month at every job

i dont know if ive gone over 3 months at a job

i'm in my 5th month at this place and i want to quit so fk hard

My best friends wife is a manager at some store at keystone mall, she'd probably hire u

keystone far asfk from me !!

True fuck

my mom wont take me to work if its over 20 minutes away

6:50 PM

i worked @ greenwood park

can't you get a bike or will it get stolen by a nigger

also working there i learned theres a door thats unlocked 24/7

6:50 PM

which is silly bc there was a shooting there youd think they wouldnt leave a door unlocked

Jerry

can't you get a bike or will it get stolen by a nigger

dude

6:51 PM

im horrible at riding a bike

6:51 PM

last time i did my legs hurt for days …

That would be a bike ride across the entire diameter of Indianapolis lmao

1

6:51 PM

Like a 3 hr bike ride each way

yes also do i look like the type to be biking miles & miles everyday

Chimp

Like a 3 hr bike ride each way

i assume you don't have developed mass communication either

rogatron smiffin

last time i did my legs hurt for days …

that was less than a mile

6:52 PM

probably

rogatron smiffin

that was less than a mile

it get easier every day,

6:53 PM

but you have to do it everyday

i worry about exercising becuse im worried ill lose weight

oh right

You could probably get a work from home customer service job, I know geico does that

6:55 PM

The down side is serving customers blows

i heard sales are much better

6:55 PM

scam indians into getting 10 phones from telecom

Chimp

You could probably get a work from home customer service job, I know geico does that

idk how to do that ive looked b4

my friend before he signed up had this job, he'd basically call random companies from yellow pages and ask them if they need transport by train or truck

thatd be awesome thats why onlyfans so popular bitches can just stay on their devices all day and make bank

the top 0.1%

6:57 PM

the rest makes like 12 bucks a month

rogatron smiffin

idk how to do that ive looked b4

I get alerts for them still from covid times, if I get any listing's I'll shoot em ur way

Jerry

the rest makes like 12 bucks a month

imagine youre in a terrible spot in life and u think you can make $10k by posting pussy pics but u just end up with 2 subs for $5 a month and one of the subs is your dad

1

Chimp

I get alerts for them still from covid times, if I get any listing's I'll shoot em ur way

right on right on

retail would be the safest bet tbh

6:59 PM

but it will suck out your soul

Jerry

retail would be the safest bet tbh

i cant work in a clothing store again lmao

7:00 PM

i was making a lot of money & spending it all on weed & clothes from the place i worked

7:01 PM

and i worked at forever 21 ughh

What about like a lush, they just sell fancy soap and shit

they have temu quality clothes most everything i bought from there got completely ruined one way or another

Chimp

What about like a lush, they just sell fancy soap and shit

omg i would love to work in a candle store or lush or something

7:01 PM

but i also think id wanna buy everything

7:02 PM

i automatically stand and smell every single candle on display when i see them ………

work at home depot then

The stuff at lush all looks edible

Jerry

work at home depot then

thought about it but idk about that stuff

7:04 PM

idk tools

Jerry

is action doing christmas stuff yet

yeah

tby

yeah

jfc

What about A garden shop

we've been doing that for a month alrd

that's insane

oh oh i did checkout today

7:04 PM

first time

7:05 PM

i was paid to sit and look at a fucking screen

i get payed to sit on my ass and push levers all days

7:05 PM

it gets boring after a while

7:05 PM

i miss having more active jobs

its ok when i'm done i just go back to stocking shelves

Jerry

that's insane

everywhere has a little christmas stuff rn

we have two rows

i should go to action tomorrow buy more crap i don't need

Chimp

What about A garden shop

ouuuu thatd be lovely

and we dont even have the shelves for christmas food

7:07 PM

yet

7:08 PM

the amount of shelves we have is 3x bigger than the animal section and as big as the handy section

Jerry

i miss having more active jobs

men generally feel better when they feel their work is meaningful

handyman

rogatron smiffin

men generally feel better when they feel their work is meaningful

mine's not

Jerry

mine's not

and thats why you miss having a more active job

i wanted to get into blacksmithing but i'm too lazy and retarded

i smile by default but i got remarks how "it's nice to have a cashier smile"

7:09 PM

like

7:09 PM

its raining

7:09 PM

im just a smiler

1

Jerry

i wanted to get into blacksmithing but i'm too lazy and retarded

i believe in u

Especially if you can actually see your work come to completion that's why construction dudes are probably so fulfilled you get to see how much you did

1

Chimp

Especially if you can actually see your work come to completion that's why construction dudes are probably so fulfilled you get to see how much you did

you're also active, in the sun all day in peak physical form

burj khalifa nigga's must've had the biggest cum job ever

7:09 PM

except for the plumbers

7:09 PM

lol

tby

im just a smiler

idk how it works in belgian culture but here casheers don't have to smile

well here neither

i used to walk with a big smile in my school once and teacher told me "stop that you look like you're special ed"

u know i just smile in general

ye

Jerry

idk how it works in belgian culture but here casheers don't have to smile

i get nervous when workers dont smile i feel like im making their day worse

lulziez just know this

7:12 PM

its never ur fault

im just gr8 @ customer service rolleyes

unless you badly screwed back a bottle u opened (edited)

7:12 PM

or you are generally fucking rude

7:12 PM

its not ur fault

rogatron smiffin

i get nervous when workers dont smile i feel like im making their day worse

i usually try to be polite and if smth happens throw a little joke or nice word

Jerry

i usually try to be polite and if smth happens throw a little joke or nice word

i stick to my friendly scripts if it goes off script i get dazed and confused

like, few months back there was this new lady working at the store and she was struggling with the register and i asked her if that was her first day, she said yes and i told her to not worry about it

1

usually when a client buys bags u have to sign over the barcode, and some old lady's like "oooo ur giving me an autograph u must be famous"

1

7:14 PM

instantly flex my half a million streams

7:14 PM

rogatron smiffin

i stick to my friendly scripts if it goes off script i get dazed and confused

idk if i have scripts but i do run various scenarios in my head 24/7

tby

usually when a client buys bags u have to sign over the barcode, and some old lady's like "oooo ur giving me an autograph u must be famous"

Old ladies in retail environments are usually very nice

usually it;s something along the lines of "what if a bear broke into this building how would i fight it off"

Chimp

Old ladies in retail environments are usually very nice

the only people i hate are single mothers who are white trash

Chimp

Old ladies in retail environments are usually very nice

when i went to wendy’s for an interview everyone was super hostile- it was all old white ladies & one black nigga

Chimp

Old ladies in retail environments are usually very nice

geezers are usually great to have a random chat with, and they enjoy the attention too. they come from the generation when talking to strangers in public places was the norm

7:15 PM

i'm on the bus a lot these days i always chat up people lol

rhen i went to ollies to apply and they were all nice old white ladies and also one black guy

rogatron smiffin

when i went to wendy’s for an interview everyone was super hostile- it was all old white ladies & one black nigga

Its ok fast food kinda sucks you'll find something good pepecheers

Chimp

Its ok fast food kinda sucks you'll find something good pepecheers

yeah fuck wendys they told me take out all my piercings too

7:16 PM

for $13 an hour no thx

7:16 PM

i can do that anywhere

7:16 PM

or i could get a different fast food job and make way more

For thirteen an hour I will show up and not smoke weed on the job and that's about it

Chimp

For thirteen an hour I will show up and not smoke weed on the job and that's about it

for 13 an hour they are NOT getting me to not smoke

1

i'm sure the hungry stoner at 10pm really cares if the person handing him his takeout has piercings

Is hot topic still a thing

7:17 PM

Do they still have those

Chimp

Is hot topic still a thing

probably, xenuria has to get his clothes from somewhere

Jerry

i'm sure the hungry stoner at 10pm really cares if the person handing him his takeout has piercings

its a food safety thing- but i worked @ white castle with piercings

im paid 13 euros and 66 cents an hour

id take out ones that could fall out but some i have are hoops that cant come out

7:18 PM

star nose ring i have id have to cut out w wire cutters

Jerry

probably, xenuria has to get his clothes from somewhere

the prostitute goodwill (edited)

Chimp

Is hot topic still a thing

yeah id hate to work @ one tho lmao

I can't look at xenuria the same anymore since finding out he has a pussy

used to be my dream job

what

i wanna get a job bartending on the weekends that sounds cool but they mostly hire hot young girls

tby

what

15$ an hour

7:19 PM

and i choose the days i work

there is one place that has a lot of foreign customers and they wanted to get me bc it's a wannabe irish pub and i have conversational english but it didn't agree with hours at my normal job

Chimp

I can't look at xenuria the same anymore since finding out he has a pussy

what

rogatron smiffin

yeah id hate to work @ one tho lmao

I imagine it's like working at gamestop you think it'll own but it sucks

Jerry

i wanna get a job bartending on the weekends that sounds cool but they mostly hire hot young girls

i think i wanna be a bartender honestly. i can get my liquor license @ 19. also my mom’s friend told me she quit her vet tech job to become a bartender & shes making wayyy better money now

Chimp

I can't look at xenuria the same anymore since finding out he has a pussy

you know that's photoshopped right

Jerry

you know that's photoshopped right

Is it

tby

what

look up his article lol

rogatron smiffin

i think i wanna be a bartender honestly. i can get my liquor license @ 19. also my mom’s friend told me she quit her vet tech job to become a bartender & shes making wayyy better money now

hell yeah

Jerry

you know that's photoshopped right

nuh uh

7:20 PM

is it

7:21 PM

IS IT ACTUALLY

i need 750 ish more euros i got like 160 from working this week so like i have two months to make 590

one question does your mum's friend have big boobs

Jerry

one question does your mum's friend have big boobs

shes in a lesbian relationship with some rock star girl

idk how much ill get next week for my birthday

that my moms also friends with

rogatron smiffin

shes in a lesbian relationship with some rock star girl

that doesnt answer my question

Jerry

that doesnt answer my question

LOL

7:21 PM

@Jerry is that pic of xenuria actually photoshopped

7:21 PM

wheres the original

Is it gay if I dump a fat load into xenurias vagina

3

ask the eve online people

is it gay to take a fat shit in a bussy

Jerry

ask the eve online people

who are they

honestly being a temp is so fucking awesome

i don't know much more about xenuria than you lulziez

i wish i was a temp student for like forever but guess i'll have to pay taxes and temp work wont be enough anymore

7:24 PM

My current job is nice I'm the only person here mildly technically competent during my shift and I'm mostly just here if something important breaks because then they're bleeding thousands of dollars a minute

1

sieg heil

Chimp

My current job is nice I'm the only person here mildly technically competent during my shift and I'm mostly just here if something important breaks because then they're bleeding thousands of dollars a minute

my dream after getting out of tech school was getting one of those IT jobs where you connect power cords to PCs all day and restore deleted shortcuts but they all are occupied by mill*nials

basically it crowd irl

Jerry

my dream after getting out of tech school was getting one of those IT jobs where you connect power cords to PCs all day and restore deleted shortcuts but they all are occupied by mill*nials

this

It isn't my fault zoomers and boomers are equally technically incompetent with computers

i know more than you about linux.

funny enough its for different reasons

early zoomers, raised before smartphones still know shit

yeah

the kids born after 2005 or so are fucked

blackberry niggas

That's what I mean, the iPad babies

tby

blackberry niggas

nokia 5110 niggas

maybe ill be like an it teacher

Jerry

i don't know much more about xenuria than you lulziez

then how do u know its photoshopped

sit on my ass give one code assignment and then go around the tables to make sure they arent gaming

rogatron smiffin

then how do u know its photoshopped

because xenura once described his penis to me

secretly spy using school software

The greatest minds of the era pondering on whether or not it's gay to fuck xenurias vagina

cosmic

Chimp

My current job is nice I'm the only person here mildly technically competent during my shift and I'm mostly just here if something important breaks because then they're bleeding thousands of dollars a minute

tht pwns also ur basically getting paid to b on discord sometimes

7:28 PM

every real mans dream job

my first job was me being paid to play fifa and clash royale

1

my first job was gathering beer cans at like 8 years old

based

my first job was mcdonalds derp

rogatron smiffin

tht pwns also ur basically getting paid to b on discord sometimes

I think they're gonna hire me on after contract ends hopefully, showing up an hour early every day helps

1

i think if i don't quit my job i'm not getting hired for another 3 months

7:30 PM

i'm always late and the manager caught me smelling of booze bunch of times lol

1

Jerry

i think if i don't quit my job i'm not getting hired for another 3 months

find a job before u quit?

i should

u should always do that never quit a job without a backup

7:31 PM

i dont follow this but u NEED TO!

my cv looks like shit tho

7:32 PM

i don't want another warehouse job aaaaa

You should get a comptia cert chuj its Hella easy and might get you a better foot in the door with it jobs

7:32 PM

Like a a+ cert

i already have bunch of IT certs from my school it doesn't mean shit around here

7:33 PM

you need higher education for office jobs

i was going to be a landlord but my dreams got crushed

3

Im sure you can do it some day

7:34 PM

Being a slum lord would own

rogatron smiffin

i was going to be a landlord but my dreams got crushed

now that's a dream one should aspire to

it was my newfound aspiration but everything so expensive

7:34 PM

save us kamala harris!

Let's buy a bunch of hovels in Gary for a dollar each and rent them to black people

i dont want to be a nigger landlord i want to rent to people that will treat it like a home

7:36 PM

thats why i wouldnt want to go the airbnb route either

Airbnb should be illegal imho

i dont want to have to constantly repair damages and worry if someones gonna pay me on time

Chimp

Airbnb should be illegal imho

never been to one they scare me

7:36 PM

i lied actually i did go to one once in florida

7:36 PM

for one night

rogatron smiffin

i dont want to have to constantly repair damages and worry if someones gonna pay me on time

You know who always pays on time? The government paying out those section 8 housing checks cheers

with my mom

1

Chimp

You know who always pays on time? The government paying out those section 8 housing checks cheers

i should join the military

Chimp

Airbnb should be illegal imho

i'm not a communist but one person or legal entity owning a lot of properties is generally bad for society

isn’t that like infinite money glitch

The military doesn't pay shit

rogatron smiffin

i should join the military

not bad, get your GEDs first and they'll pay for your college at least

You get a GI bill which is like half a years tuition at a shitty military college

Jerry

not bad, get your GEDs first and they'll pay for your college at least

im not fit for the military id just cry

Chimp

The military doesn't pay shit

yeah but as a girl you get cozy office job and they send you to europe for basically free holiday

thats cuteee

Maybe in the 90s now they send your ass to Nigeria or whatever

thats less cuteee

Chimp

Maybe in the 90s now they send your ass to Nigeria or whatever

bro i hanged out with GIs

7:39 PM

they get payed for sitting in the base at the airport, eat kebabs and get fat

7:39 PM

i mean idk if i mentioned but i live next to an US base lol

I didn't know we had a base in Poland lmao

you have two i think

The great shaytan I guess

do we not have one everywhere

lol

7:41 PM

back in 2022 biden came here

7:41 PM

he ate pizza from some pizza joint that got famous because of that

rogatron smiffin

do we not have one everywhere

It seems like it

7:42 PM

Everywhere but north Korea lmao

and afghanistan

7:42 PM

omg lulzie i found you a job

7:42 PM

i'm a genius

7:42 PM

you should work at a vape shop

Gotta be 21

1

that's so fucking gay

It is

this place is such a shithole

7:44 PM

1/3 of the offers in my city is work in either belgium or niggerlands

7:45 PM

all the untouchable job offers are in ukrainian too

1

7:45 PM

all the uber eats and shit

rogatron smiffin

with my mom

pics n vids

8:45 PM

i assume u 2 had pillow fights

8:45 PM

then scissored

I want that amputated pussy now

7:25 PM

@rogatron smiffin which healthcare centre's dumpster is your mothers vagina in

konrad

@rogatron smiffin which healthcare centre's dumpster is your mothers vagina in

Planned parenthood

@CLU camel is a faggot he can't handle his janny and there is a good reason maysam took it from him

3:07 PM

giving any power to that fag is just shameful

lol

he literally delted the funniest thread of the week

Jerry

he literally delted the funniest thread of the week

Which thread?

the one with the pedo promoting skibidi farms

Jerry

the one with the pedo promoting skibidi farms

wat

GirlOnInternet

wat

you can't find it because camel FUCKING PURGED IT

4:45 PM

along with the account that made it

what was the title?

ask maysam

4:45 PM

he's got better memory

Was it that Legalize CP thread?

i don't remember

4:46 PM

he had MAP pride flag in the avatar

4:46 PM

and posted a link to skibidi farms

https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/join-https-skibidifarms-net-today.3055

yeah

4:49 PM

that one

the game guy is retarded

1

Restored

1

rogatron smiffin

the game guy is retarded

yes, we know

4:53 PM

GirlOnInternet

Click to see attachment 🖼️

is that him

rogatron smiffin

is that him

Yes

GirlOnInternet

Yes

be so srs

so is this

Jerry

that one

that seems remarkably undeleted

Jerry

you can't find it because camel FUCKING PURGED IT

He shouldn't be able to perm delete threads, I'll take a look. Also yes, he should loose janny over that.

GirlOnInternet

Restored

Thanks

CLU

He shouldn't be able to perm delete threads, I'll take a look. Also yes, he should loose janny over that.

spoiler alert, he's apparently not able to

CLU

Thanks

yw

2

CLU

He shouldn't be able to perm delete threads, I'll take a look. Also yes, he should loose janny over that.

He has access to spam cleaner. He spam cleaned the user in question.

2:47 AM

Which soft deleted all their shit

1

GirlOnInternet

He has access to spam cleaner. He spam cleaned the user in question.

Not anymore

1

Sup niggers

1

mah deeok

1

who is rn in charge of the wiki

8:24 AM

and why is never_goon able to ban ppl

Jerry

who is rn in charge of the wiki

zaiger

ʞooɥɯnɔS

zaiger

tongue my anus

9:20 AM

but be gentle

9:21 AM

it ripped a little last week when i was laying down a massive log

why is never_goon (a traitor) mod

tby

why is never_goon (a traitor) mod

yeah i asked the same question

4:06 PM

and he banned aifox

Jerry

who is rn in charge of the wiki

Your mom

tby

why is never_goon (a traitor) mod

I wouldn't really call him a traitor. He was played by Mario.

Jerry

and he banned aifox

Umm, based?

is this a stellmach case number 2 except that its excusable because mario is a kid

1:36 AM

so everyone that went into .fail were played by a eslGOD pant shitting kid?

@tby I think Never Goon was also under the impression that I'm friends with Aifox (when it's actually just that I'm the only one stupid enough to actually talk to that trainwreck) and actually thought that keeping .win going would be saving ED from Aifox or some shit idk Personally I think we should all just fuck and make up after the civil war.

oh based

GirlOnInternet

I wouldn't really call him a traitor. He was played by Mario.

100% correct. If Never Goon is a "traitor" we might as well call CrackRabbit, and others traitors as well. They never declared for us and were simply editing a fork and I don't blame them. Yaroslav on the other hand was actively scrapping the wiki and recruiting/poaching. Even that was forgiven once .win fell. Never Goon is actively editing the wiki too, which is much appreciated. He was very helpful in getting us some of the local settings we were missing.

7:48 AM

Here is your daily Lubek spam

CLU

100% correct. If Never Goon is a "traitor" we might as well call CrackRabbit, and others traitors as well. They never declared for us and were simply editing a fork and I don't blame them. Yaroslav on the other hand was actively scrapping the wiki and recruiting/poaching. Even that was forgiven once .win fell. Never Goon is actively editing the wiki too, which is much appreciated. He was very helpful in getting us some of the local settings we were missing.

Crackrabbit's been a traitor twice now.

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@CLU can i have privs to register accounts on the wiki i have like 3rd person bother me abt it

lol

Jerry

@CLU can i have privs to register accounts on the wiki i have like 3rd person bother me abt it

I added you to administrator on the wiki. Thanks.

ty

chuj wiki admin

yes i plan my reign of terror as we speak

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GirlOnInternet

Crackrabbit's been a traitor twice now.

Wait what did she do

9:55 PM

Crackrabbit has schizoid personality disorder or something

9:56 PM

I was trying to tap that shit for a long ass time years ago bc she gives off heavy Rei Ayanami vibes, but then upon getting closer to her I realized that she gives off heavy Rei Ayanami vibes

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9:56 PM

And she's been obsessed w me ever since

9:56 PM

She hits me up like once a week at least

9:58 PM

Usually she'll just say "hi", and I'll say "hi", and she won't respond until the next week when she hits me up again with "hi"

9:58 PM

Idk that chick has mental issues

Meepsheep

Wait what did she do

She went with Zaiger during that civil war. And she went with Mario this last time.

10:07 PM

She doesn't know how to pick em.

Oh ya again she has mental issues

10:08 PM

So you know twill/eds1?

10:09 PM

Both of them are from Ohio, and twill told me that one time Crackrabbit showed up at this bar/restaurant that twill and her internet ppl were having a meetup at, and went up to twill and introduced herself, and then went and sat down alone and pretended like she was waiting for someone to meet her there

oh wait, no. it was Aediot. Not Zaiger.

Ah word

10:11 PM

Even worse lmao

I know because this. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/encyclopedia-dramatica.24003/page-34#post-7980408

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Lmao. I'm not using 2018 backups, I have a full backup from before the site went down that's in the process of being restored now which I didn't hand to you when you begged me for one openly. Thanks to admitting that you had to hire an indian dev just to install ruby though, that's pretty...

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Looooooooooooool

That wasn't actually crackrabbit, that was me trying to troll crackrabbit

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Ya I figured it wasn't her

10:20 PM

But now it's even more hilarious

10:20 PM

Good1

They banned that account lol

Lol why

I think the only thing I was posting with it was about wanting to fuck Stellmach LMFAO

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10:24 PM

Absolutely worth it

Wait who is stellmach

Aediot

Oh lmao

10:29 PM

Are kiwi farms mods as autistic and butthurt as I assume they are

Probably

I've always just assumed that they're all trash

10:31 PM

esp bc of how much shit they give my boi kingcobrajfs TMDNWU

Meepsheep

I was trying to tap that shit for a long ass time years ago bc she gives off heavy Rei Ayanami vibes, but then upon getting closer to her I realized that she gives off heavy Rei Ayanami vibes

ahahah

10:31 PM

cr claimed to be asexual lol

Ya she has for a long time, but says that she isn't aromantic

10:32 PM

This was back in like 2013 when she first showed up that I was trying to tap that

10:33 PM

And idk ever since then she's never left me alone

10:33 PM

That's over a decade actually damn

10:33 PM

She looks like a combination of early nyanners and tay from fishtank

holy mother of autism

http://edramatica.com/User:CrackRabbit she still has this pic of me from 2013 on her userpage

User:CrackRabbit

about me im just a humble netizen/denizen who enjoys writing about current events, memes, and chan-related happenings. an EDitor turned "ED staff member" and longtime/veteran contributor to the ED community since the .se era (i joined ED's community in mid-to-late 2012), i enjoy dishing out lulz in a satirical manner and entertain the masses wh...

ed so broken on mobile

Same

Meepsheep

Are kiwi farms mods as autistic and butthurt as I assume they are

probably moar based on my limited interaction

Meepsheep

http://edramatica.com/User:CrackRabbit she still has this pic of me from 2013 on her userpage

I get the impression that she wants to fuck you

Aifox is cutting itself again

GirlOnInternet

Aifox is cutting itself again

Post pics

epic

Chimp

Post pics

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296831125620265031/1299094286599716885/2024-10-24_21-33-57.mp4?ex=671c9c15&is=671b4a95&hm=e44a55c7d3d6df15ffec2b20aa89ff7b048561db22c174ee2cbb957a7cffd9bf&

Fucked up

he also cut his thighs

Jerry

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296831125620265031/1299094286599716885/2024-10-24_21-33-57.mp4?ex=671c9c15&is=671b4a95&hm=e44a55c7d3d6df15ffec2b20aa89ff7b048561db22c174ee2cbb957a7cffd9bf&

how many people does he send this shit to?

GirlOnInternet

how many people does he send this shit to?

idk me and you i guess

Jerry

idk me and you i guess

Probably more...

2:08 PM

he wants attention

2:08 PM

and infection

yeah

2:08 PM

he started cutting not too long after i stopped responding to his dms lol

I've pretty much been ignoring him since the cutting started

2:11 PM

I don't want to be involved in this shit

same

2:11 PM

i told him don't cut yourself and if you do don't send me that shit

2:11 PM

he did, i stopped responding

such a trainwreck

GirlOnInternet

I don't want to be involved in this shit

Good call

GirlOnInternet

how many people does he send this shit to?

He's also been talking about how he used to be in school shooting communities and knew the Crimea shooter before he did his shooting. And knew he was gonna do it.

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GirlOnInternet

He's also been talking about how he used to be in school shooting communities and knew the Crimea shooter before he did his shooting. And knew he was gonna do it.

Wtf

2:15 PM

Yeah interacting with this nigga gonna get us on watch lists

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerch_Polytechnic_College_massacre

Kerch Polytechnic College massacre

The Kerch Polytechnic College massacre was a school shooting and bomb attack that occurred in Kerch, Crimea, on 17 October 2018, when 18-year-old student Vladislav Roslyakov killed 20 people and wounded 67 others before subsequently committing suicide. It was the deadliest school shooting in the former Soviet Union since the 2004 Beslan school s...

2:16 PM

Also said that there was some fad on Russian social media where ppl would post their dicks or some shit

2:16 PM

says he has some bookmarks of underage dicks...

2:16 PM

IDK man

2:17 PM

this is a human trainwreck beyond what I thought possible

2:17 PM

and I talked to a guy who cut his dick off

GirlOnInternet

this is a human trainwreck beyond what I thought possible

Truly

I don't even feel sorry for aifox

2:19 PM

like at all

2:19 PM

fucking brought most of this on himself

yeah me neither

Says he isn't trans or anything. He's just a fucked up piece of shit who emasculated himself because his life is shit and he wants punishment or some crap.

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2:25 PM

Also what the fuck is "scraw" supposed to be?

2:28 PM

Is that like his version of "RAWR XD" (edited)

not trans yet wears skirt and striped troon clothing

5:07 PM

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tby

Click to see attachment 🖼️

what does that say?

6:21 PM

@tby

6:27 PM

Bakkka — Today at 4:26 PM he told me he will permaban me on EDF if I will not do it and he told he will give me back Wrong Number theme on EDF

6:27 PM

Fucking stop encouraging this.

6:30 PM

We should permaban this freak from the whole site.

he tells me that if u permaban him he might kill himself and blame u for it

6:56 PM

Fine. Permaban him and I'll deal with any consequences of this fucker blaming me for his suicide.

i wont because i love you

@Jerry i gotta restart compuder

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7:24 PM

after this round

@Chimp can we agree this jackvox sesh was failure

7:31 PM

and we should ban everyone from the conversation

fail

Jerry

@Chimp can we agree this jackvox sesh was failure

yes barry is such a fag

7:36 PM

dude im so fucking high and trying to figure out why my mo7use and keyboard arent working

7:37 PM

i cant fucking THINK

7:38 PM

chimplord comp;uter problem experience

who is Barry

Some annoying guy in vcwho talks like a fag and his shits all retarded

@Chimp maybe don't give roles to the guy who made his discord acc today under the name of some oldfag mmmmm'kay?

Jerry

@Chimp maybe don't give roles to the guy who made his discord acc today under the name of some oldfag mmmmm'kay?

why not,it's funny

GirlOnInternet

why not,it's funny

This

8:10 PM

Best case it's him

8:10 PM

Worst case he kicks a few people and it's funny

you're high and goi's retarded

I have read the akashic records

Jerry

you're high and goi's retarded

i'm not retarded. i just don't care that much lol

you're not even a person

Goi is a person

none of you are real people

I am a fifty terabyte self evolving neural network triple backflip off the high platform. I'm not a swan dive.

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we're all figments of xenuria's imagination

Also the fact he opened up with the online penis doctor image tells me this is squidge

8:14 PM

That's a squidge thing to do

Jerry

@Chimp maybe don't give roles to the guy who made his discord acc today under the name of some oldfag mmmmm'kay?

Lol which name

Meepsheep

Lol which name

squidgewell

8:17 PM

edd resident crackhead

Oh again idk that dude

8:17 PM

But rip I guess

different guy from the fent od

8:18 PM

@Meepsheep blonker even made a song abt it lmfao

8:18 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0h2wRBJwn0

CYANIDE

MC ASSBLONKA - ILMAW RIDDIM

Oh lmfao

i wish i had pics of his obese mother

Jerry

i wish i had pics of his obese mother

i have pics of her somewhere

From Aifux

GirlOnInternet

From Aifux

wtf

6:01 PM

so is this like a canadian legal suicide thing

Chimp

so is this like a canadian legal suicide thing

You haven't seen SS?

6:02 PM

https://edramatica.com/Sanctioned_Suicide

Sanctioned Suicide

Sanctioned Suicide (a.k.a. SanctionedSuicide, SS or SaSu) is a friendly online community that exists to offer extremely helpful advice to people who are suffering from clinical depression and/or suicidal ideations. The community associated with SS can be traced as far back as 1990 with the creation of the Usenet group alt.suicide.holiday (a.k.a....

GirlOnInternet

https://edramatica.com/Sanctioned_Suicide

if I have it was so long ago I dont remember

They have at least 60 kills

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GirlOnInternet

They have at least 60 kills

hopefully they will be able to help out aifoxhi

Aifoxbye

@kzn

5:54 AM

did you know ihm inherited ED from you? gorillalmao

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I didn’t know IHM was still alive

7:38 AM

That’s crazy bro

7:39 AM

Anyways what should I have for dinner

kzn

Anyways what should I have for dinner

blt

kzn

Anyways what should I have for dinner

Okonomiyaki

10:58 AM

A big stinky one

Jerry

he started cutting not too long after i stopped responding to his dms lol

i started cutting when you started responding to mine

@janny @admin @crat i think this shit is 200% fake and gay but i wanna see where this goes

Shes definitely a big attention liker but it could be cool or funny to have her around

3:28 PM

She gets into some funny shenanigans

bitch think she the patriots ong

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Yeah this bitch is 100% lying about some of this

"i haven't made it up yet

" (edited)

Like the Australia court case and shell company thing is factually incorrect

internet badass phew

3:35 PM

she's the uberdoxxer that outdoxxed the kiwifarms

3:36 PM

AHAHAHAHA

3:37 PM

WHAT IS THIS SHIT BRUH

Yeah having her here is probably going to end poorly

3:39 PM

If everyone wants her epussy I can't stop you but just making it known so I can get in an itoldyouso later

my special power is instinctively knowing when retards are lying on the internet (edited)

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Richard Lionheart

@janny @admin @crat i think this shit is 200% fake and gay but i wanna see where this goes

I FUCKING LOVE HER

Chimp

Yeah this bitch is 100% lying about some of this

i disagree….

3:40 PM

she seems like an icon…..

3:41 PM

she followed me on insta

3:41 PM

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With due respect shes deffo lying about some of this like I know for a fact on the Australia thing and Liz fong Jones because I followed those stories closely

3:42 PM

And my understanding is that she mostly just sticks her dick in to drama online to get attention

3:43 PM

She seems funny but I would just be prepared to get snaked on a moments notice

Chimp

She seems funny but I would just be prepared to get snaked on a moments notice

ok noted …

3:44 PM

idk i hope me and her become bffs for life

3:44 PM

idc if she lies about her internet shenanigans

If anyone can fix her you probably could lulziez

3:44 PM

YAY

Richard Lionheart

"i haven't made it up yet

" (edited)

lol if that's really Elaine, then yes years would be needed lol

6:56 PM

i assume her thread on KF is still up

rogatron smiffin

I FUCKING LOVE HER

i support this

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ʞooɥɯnɔS

lol if that's really Elaine, then yes years would be needed lol

i believe every word she says

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ʞooɥɯnɔS

i support this

3sum?

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rogatron smiffin

3sum?

i am so down for this my forehead just filled with water

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ʞooɥɯnɔS

i am so down for this my forehead just filled with water

Can I drink the water out of your forehead with a straw

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Chimp

Can I drink the water out of your forehead with a straw

thatd make it a full on orgy

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Chimp

Can I drink the water out of your forehead with a straw

if "straw" is "penis" then yes

ʞooɥɯnɔS

if "straw" is "penis" then yes

Okay

you guys are giving my throbbing boner a heartbeat of its own

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