@M_KOJO_EVENT_K80_EVENTCOMEND(ARGS,ARG,ARG:1) CALL K80_STEAMED_KYUUNS @K80_STEAMED_KYUUNS SIF FLAG:なりきり != [[阿求]] ;must be akyuu RETURN SIF MAIN_MAP != 2 ;must be living in the village RETURN SIF !BETWEENTIME(CLOCK_TO_TIME(13, 0), CLOCK_TO_TIME(13, 15)) ;must be around 13:00 RETURN SIF CFLAG:MASTER:現在位置 != P221稗田邸 ;must be at the hieda residence RETURN SIF !FIRSTTIME("STEAMED_KYUUNS") ;only happens once RETURN PRINTFORMDL *ring* *ring* FORCEWAIT PRINTFORMDL Hearing the doorbell ring, you quickly open the door, and see your superior standing there, the Yama in charge of Gensokyo, Shiki Eiki, Yamaxanadu. CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「Well, Akyuu-san, I made it, despite your directions.」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Ah, Shiki Eiki-sama, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「Eh...」") PRINTFORMDW Eiki-sama enters and sits down at the dining table, placing a bottle of sake in an ice bucket you prepared beforehand. PRINTL PRINTFORMDL Leaving her alone for a little bit, you enter the kitchen, but shockingly, there's smoke rising from your oven. CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Oh, egads! My roast is ruined!」", "w") PRINTFORMDL *knock* *knock* *knock* PRINTFORMDL Preoccupied as you are with your current predicament, you fail to hear Eiki-sama's knocking on the kitchen door. PRINTFORMDL As you look out the window for a moment, one of your usual flashes of genius reaches you. CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho ho hoh, Delightfully devilish, Akyuu.」", "w") PRINTFORMDL As you begin to climb through the window, you hear the opening of the door, and watch Eiki-sama enter the kitchen. CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「Uh--!」", "w") PRINTL FONTITALIC PRINTFORMDL ♪Akyuu, with her crazy explanations♪ PRINTFORMDL ♪The yama's gonna need her medication♪ PRINTFORMDL ♪When she hears Akyuu's lame exaggerations♪ PRINTFORMDL ♪There'll be trouble in the village tonight!♪ FONTREGULAR PRINTL CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], @"「%TOUPPER(SLUR("Akyuu", 6))%!」", "w") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Enma-sama! I was just...uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Akyuu-san?」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Uh... oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!」") PRINTFORMDW Eiki-sama gazes suspiciously at you for a moment, then turns around and returns to the dining room. CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Whew.」") PRINTL PRINTFORMDL With the coast now clear, you quickly climb out of the window, run to the nearby hamburger joint, and purchase food to replace your burnt meal. PRINTFORMDW As you get back home, you put the food on a tray and enter the dining room with it. CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Enma-sama, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「I thought we were having \"steamed clams\".」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Oh no, I said \"steamed hams\"! That's what I call hamburgers.」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「You call hamburgers \"steamed hams\"?」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Yes! It's a regional dialect.」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「Uh-huh. What region?」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Uh... lower Gensokyo?」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「Really? Well, I'm from Misty Lake and I've never heard anyone use the phrase \"steamed hams\".」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Oh, not at the Misty Lake, no. It's a Human Village expression.」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「I see.」", "w") PRINTL PRINTFORMDL Eiki-sama takes a bite from the burger, but then takes off the bun and takes a close look at the burger patty. CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Clowpi Burger.」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Oh hohohoho ho, no! Patented Hieda Burgers! Old family recipe.」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「For steamed hams?」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Yes.」", "w") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.」") PRINTFORMDL Eiki-sama holds the burger towards you, showing clear grill marks on the patty. PRINTFORMDL At the same time, you hear some sizzling sounds coming from behind the kitchen door. CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... Excuse me for one second.」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「Of course.」", "w") PRINTL PRINTFORMDL You quickly flee to the kitchen, only to find that it's now on fire. PRINTFORMDL Careful not to raise any suspicion, you immediately return to the dining room, faking a large yawn as an excuse to make Eiki-sama leave early. CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「Yes, I should be--」") PRINTFORMDL Now noticing that something's happening in the kitchen, Eiki-sama stands up and points towards the door. CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「GOOD BUDDHA, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!」", "w") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Aurora Borealis?」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「Uh... AURORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF GENSOKYO, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「Yes!」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「...May I see it?」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「...No.」", "w") PRINTL PRINTFORMDL The both of you leave the house as the fire continues to burn behind you. CALL CHARA_TEXT([[小鈴]], "「AKYUU-SAN!!! THE MANSION IS ON FIRE!!!」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[阿求]], "「No, Kosuzu, it's just the Northern Lights.」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[映姫]], "「Well, Akyuu-san, you are an odd gal, but I must say... you steam a good ham.」") CALL CHARA_TEXT([[小鈴]], "「HEEEELP!!! HEEEELP!!!」") PRINTFORMDL As Eiki-sama begins to head home, Kosuzu's screams grow louder, making Eiki-sama look back towards the house. PRINTFORMDL You give her a thumbs up and the best smile you can muster, leading her to continue walking away. PRINTFORMDL Once she is finally gone, you rush back in to take care of the fire, hoping to at least save the things of importance. PRINTW CALL CHANGE_CFLAG(GETNUM(CFLAG, "好感度"), [[映姫]], 200) CALL CHANGE_CFLAG(GETNUM(CFLAG, "信頼度"), [[映姫]], -100)