[03:40:51] CFA RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SECRETPENISCLUB.
[03:40:51] Memo is now Secret by CFA
[03:41:30] CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[03:41:30] CMM: my penis isnt a secret, though
[03:41:40] CFA: i hhave gathered youall here today
[03:41:50] CURRENT homestuckExpert [CHE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[03:41:50] CHE: *wwalks into memo*
[03:42:08] CFA: *Struts Into Memo*
[03:42:15] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧*rollz into memo*
[03:42:16] CHE: what are the going on around town, aggrus?
[03:42:20] CHE: and MM too
[03:42:30] CHE: are you this Mun character I hear so much about?
[03:42:40] CFA: nothing really ::U as youve probably already guessed
[03:42:49] CFA: ::?
[03:43:06] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧im confuzed
[03:43:24] CFA: why?
[03:43:36] CFA: i said we was gonna talk ::U
[03:43:39] CHE: well neither of us appear to know each other or why we've been summoned
[03:43:39] CHE: ah
[03:43:45] CHE: well to start off, I am Homestuck Expert
[03:44:00] CFA: (with a name starting with L)
[03:44:08] CHE: the co-moderator of ask-cockanaya and former fascist sympathizer
[03:44:14] CHE: yes but that isn't relevant
[03:44:16] CFA: hue hue hue (im sorry)
[03:44:36] CHE: aggrus is trying to disclose the fact that my real name is Louise
[03:44:47] CFA: yes uumuu
[03:45:05] CHE: now, feel free to introduce yourself as well
[03:45:40] CMM: I'm Dan, nice to meet you.
[03:45:50] CMM: A fan of cockanaya blog and cockanaya in general.
[03:46:01] CHE: you have impeccable taste!
[03:46:04] CFA: (im sorry)
[03:46:13] CFA: who doesnt like cockanaya ::U
[03:46:17] CMM: Stop apologiziiiiiing
[03:46:31] CMM: And you have impeccable skills, Louise.
[03:46:37] CHE: OH I nearly forgot, I also moderate Kanayabooru
[03:46:37] CMM: As does John
[03:46:41] CHE: thank you!
[03:46:52] CHE: http://kanayabooru.booru.org/index.php
[03:47:18] CHE: I update with 70-100 images every other week
[03:47:34] CHE: currently it stands as the largest Kanaya repository on the internet
[03:47:45] CMM: I'll look at that some other time
[03:47:46] CFA: are there even that many kanaya pics left?
[03:47:51] CMM: When I don't feel like getting aroused.
[03:47:54] CHE: yes, they are constantly produced
[03:48:01] CHE: there are SFW options
[03:48:05] CFA: id feel like youd have them all ::U
[03:48:08] CMM: No fun in SFW only
[03:48:21] CHE: http://kanayabooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7911
[03:48:33] CHE: http://kanayabooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8195
[03:48:35] CHE: I love these tags
[03:48:53] CFA: didnt you add the tags
[03:49:03] CHE: besides the obvious character and pornographic tags, try looking up "kanaya's_feet" , "diabetes", and "what"
[03:49:05] CHE: yes I did
[03:49:14] CMM: NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
[03:49:16] CMM: I'M 200%
[03:49:17] CMM: NIGGA
[03:49:24] CFA: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
[03:49:25] CHE: I stock, moderate, and tag Kanayabooru by my lonesome ;___;
[03:49:33] CFA: I Am 200% Nigga
[03:49:47] CHE: fuck y'all, I'm 100$ nigga
[03:50:02] CFA: 350.50$ Nigga
[03:50:48] CHE: swank
[03:50:50] CFA: and now kanigga stopped the words ;;_;; sorry
[03:51:00] CMM: Anyway
[03:51:01] CHE: will you cut that out
[03:51:06] CHE: the next time aggrus says sorry, slap him
[03:51:07] CMM: Sorry if I'm overly perverse or vulgar today
[03:51:09] CMM: I'm usually not
[03:51:23] CHE: no you've been pretty decent so far
[03:51:38] CMM: OH WELL LET ME JUST FIX THAT
[03:51:47] CHE: hehehe
[03:51:50] CFA: noooooo ::U
[03:52:05] CFA: (#the joeks)
[03:52:07] CHE: while you're in this moderately abased state may I ask of your general sexual headcanons
[03:52:16] CHE: who has what, how large is it, and so on
[03:52:26] CHE: this will be logged for our future convenience
[03:52:51] CFA: are you kidding me. just got a message saying we should try some new themes ::U
[03:52:58] CMM: I prefer human shaped bulges
[03:53:01] CMM: and everyone has them
[03:53:17] CFA: hermaphroditism ftw
[03:53:18] CHE: good, is there any variation in their size and function?
[03:53:37] CHE: does everybody have the same 5.5 incher in other words or are we getting whacky
[03:53:40] CHE: whacky
[03:53:42] CHE: I love that word
[03:53:55] CHE: it's like "whiskey"
[03:53:58] CMM: I'm indifferent on wether they have a nook or not but I prefer just the bulge
[03:54:04] CMM: Size is per person
[03:54:08] CFA: but you dont drink ::U
[03:54:20] CMM: I don't mind tentabulges
[03:54:23] CMM: I'm not pickey, really
[03:54:46] CHE: that's always a nice attitude to have! thank you for your input
[03:54:51] CFA: wait is 5.5 average sized
[03:55:01] CFA: i dont know averages anymore ::U
[03:55:03] CHE: yes that is the national average for males over 18 years of age
[03:55:07] CFA: or ever really
[03:55:14] CFA: ah okay then
[03:55:17] CHE: you can google these things you know
[03:55:21] CMM: Oh by the way
[03:55:24] CFA: i could,,,
[03:55:24] CHE: hm
[03:55:26] CMM: Feel free to ask me anything
[03:55:49] CMM: I'm not judgemental or easily offended
[03:56:00] CHE: describe your opinion in regard to frot, forced mastectomy, and exsanguination in that order
[03:56:08] CHE: *opinions
[03:56:15] CFA: is that not what we were just doing you whistle (what did you just make that up me)
[03:56:31] CHE: you whistle?
[03:56:39] -- CURRENT fedoralApathy [CFA] shrugs --
[03:56:44] CFA: dont know
[03:56:54] CFA: silly seemed weird to say
[03:57:16] CHE: you "syphilis ridden harlot"
[03:57:26] CHE: "mouldered, toothless lady of the evening"
[03:57:34] CFA: Sylphalis hue hue
[03:57:49] CFA: imbeing nice though ::U im not mean
[03:58:09] CMM: Exsanguination?
[03:58:12] CHE: insults can be used in a comical and light-hearted way!
[03:58:23] CHE: yes, draining a body of blood
[03:58:30] CHE: ex (out) sanguine (blood)
[03:58:32] CFA: bleeding or blood letting
[03:59:26] CFA: and i guess i should state my claims: okay with it, why even, if its useful
[03:59:37] CHE: not blood letting in general, it's specifically for "bleeding to death"
[03:59:44] CFA: ah
[04:00:01] CMM: Nnot quite my thing?
[04:00:15] CFA: like as a preffered form of torture or something?
[04:00:37] CHE: torture? no, as a method of execution
[04:01:03] CFA: ah thats what i thought
[04:01:05] CHE: torture is terrible
[04:01:09] CFA: but why go so slow ::U
[04:01:18] CMM: Oh as a torture method?
[04:01:21] CMM: Interesting.
[04:01:25] CMM: I prefer things like uh
[04:01:28] CMM: shit what's its name
[04:01:39] CHE: you
[04:01:46] CHE: *you'll need to be more specific than that
[04:02:09] CFA: you should break your keyboard at this point ::U
[04:02:28] CMM: Crocodile tube
[04:02:37] CHE: deauaughhh
[04:03:08] CHE: if you're going to be monstrous at least go all the way and opt for scaphism
[04:03:40] CFA: well then that was interesting indeed
[04:03:42] CMM: Or
[04:03:46] CMM: The street sweeper's daughter
[04:04:29] CHE: that's not bad
[04:04:38] CMM: But it's humiliating
[04:04:51] CFA: well i know some more stuff im gonna have to read now ::U
[04:04:56] CHE: psshh, a lot of things are humiliating
[04:05:55] CMM: Like big kanaya cock
[04:06:20] CFA: >humiliating
[04:06:26] CHE: if by humiliating you mean fantastic and glorifying than yes
[04:06:28] CFA: >not an honor
[04:06:41] CFA: ::U
[04:07:07] CHE: aggrus: http://www.medievality.com/street-sweepers-daughter.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
[04:07:24] CFA: oh right i didnt tell you about the one rp me and her did with the triple donged kanaya ::U
[04:07:33] CHE: And as within the boats he does what those that eat and drink must needs do, creeping things and vermin spring out of the corruption and rottenness of the excrement, and these entering into the bowels of him, his body is consumed. 
[04:07:40] CHE: you must
[04:07:43] CFA: at least i dont think i did?
[04:07:46] CHE: it's one of our better ones in my opinion
[04:08:00] CFA: thats cause it has three kanaya dicks hue hue
[04:08:19] CFA: and all the feels (why are you using that term)
[04:08:46] CMM: Sorry if I don't respond right away
[04:08:54] CMM: I'm having to administrate this game
[04:08:59] CMM: because people are fuckwits
[04:09:09] CMM: when I'm trying to enjoy the company of fellow donglovers
[04:09:22] CFA: naw its fine with me ::U fine with you too, louise?
[04:09:41] CHE: of course
[04:10:14] CFA: oh and you know what i realized far to late to do anything about
[04:10:24] CHE: no, what?
[04:10:26] CFA: one of my fankids has uM as her chumhandle
[04:10:45] CFA: so what is put in front of handles in a memo?
[04:10:57] CFA: 'c'
[04:11:18] CMM: I thought about that the other day
[04:11:35] CFA: i mean its not that bad given other things
[04:11:49] CFA: but you know still a little funny/weird
[04:12:38] CMM: This song
[04:12:39] CHE: I suppose
[04:12:39] CMM: http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=JdOstVSouao&p=n
[04:12:41] CMM: my theme song
[04:12:50] CMM: Dicks > butts > everything else
[04:13:05] CHE: are we posting music now? it is ON
[04:13:07] CFA: haha
[04:13:14] CFA: oh no noonnnooononononoononoono
[04:13:18] CMM: louise
[04:13:19] CFA: (#the joeks)
[04:13:20] CMM: it is not on
[04:13:22] CMM: it is off
[04:13:26] CHE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgnOJXIvu6s
[04:13:33] CHE: I rebuke that assertation
[04:13:35] CFA: no its fine really
[04:13:42] CMM: overruled
[04:13:52] CHE: can we make a compromise
[04:13:59] CMM: perhaps
[04:14:25] CHE: would you consider yourself well-versed in the art of saline body-modifications?
[04:15:07] CMM: I suppose?
[04:15:08] CHE: vaccuum pumping is also acceptable
[04:15:27] CHE: great!
[04:15:29] CFA: pumping seems better in my opinion ::/
[04:15:37] CFA: saline makes it look weird
[04:15:39] CMM: I'm back to being confused.
[04:15:45] CHE: let me explain
[04:16:04] CFA: dick expansion stuff ::U
[04:16:21] CFA: (sorry go on)
[04:16:44] CMM: Ah, alright.
[04:16:47] CMM: I'm fine with it.
[04:16:58] CHE: all you have to do is pipe some sterile saline solution between your connective tissues and dermis, wherever there's a suitable amount of skin
[04:17:09] CHE: forehead, lips, scrotum, whatever
[04:17:42] CMM: Its not my thing, but I don't mind at all.
[04:17:47] CHE: the volume of fluid enhances appearance but does not affect sexual function in any way
[04:17:50] CHE: I figured as much
[04:17:56] CMM: As I said
[04:17:56] CHE: it's fun to talk about though :Y
[04:17:58] CMM: I'm not picky
[04:18:01] CMM: Feel free to
[04:18:11] CFA: eeeee we ahve 25 peoples now following
[04:18:15] CHE: success
[04:18:22] CMM: Also
[04:18:24] CMM: speaking of dicks
[04:18:28] CMM: get ready for porn
[04:18:33] CMM: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuhunr0fQ1r548qko1_500.jpg
[04:18:53] CMM: I love Moxxi. Moreso when she comes equipped.
[04:19:07] CHE: what on earth is this
[04:19:20] CMM: Boredlands comic.
[04:19:20] CFA: video game drawing thing
[04:19:28] CMM: Borderlands*
[04:19:45] CFA: hue hue you were right the first time ::U
[04:19:48] CMM: I find it really amusing
[04:20:11] CHE: perhaps
[04:20:17] CHE: that cock is 2CASUAL though
[04:20:20] CHE: take this instead 
[04:20:21] CHE: http://img3.rule34.xxx/img/rule34//images/1070/deaa99a301e79329fbcbe579ccec980cf37c367c.jpg
[04:20:30] CMM: Familiar art
[04:20:34] CMM: Alright
[04:20:42] CFA: (what have i gotten myself into) (::U)
[04:20:51] CHE: that's not very impressive either, hold on
[04:21:09] CHE: I'm bringing up the second half of my phallus collection
[04:21:09] CMM: I raise you this
[04:21:10] CMM: http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com//m/Majalis/136390.jpg
[04:21:30] CHE: touche
[04:21:57] CFA: if i actully drew well id be doing stuff like this ::U
[04:22:24] CMM: http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com//m/Majalis/156259.jpg
[04:22:35] CMM: Fun fact this is my favorite artist
[04:22:41] CMM: because they do some of my favorite things
[04:22:50] CFA: majalis is pretty great
[04:23:16] CMM: http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com//m/Majalis/118738.jpg
[04:23:20] CMM: Fish eye
[04:23:36] CHE: I see your Majalis and raise you one Andrei!
[04:23:37] CHE: http://kanayabooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4653
[04:23:51] CMM: Ah, here we go louise
[04:23:51] CMM: http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com//m/Majalis/108230.jpg
[04:24:23] CHE: http://i.imgur.com/KxIBz.jpg
[04:24:26] CFA: id share porn but i dont keep links ::/ i just save it
[04:24:52] CMM: I see your Andrei and raise you shadman
[04:24:54] CMM: http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com//t/TheRealShadman/168380.jpg
[04:25:10] CFA: did we hit blackjack yet
[04:25:21] CHE: http://imgur.com/a/IeqS6#1 flush
[04:25:30] CFA: do you even raise in blackjack i dont know
[04:25:41] CHE: I thought we were playing poker?
[04:25:51] CMM: So much horse cock
[04:25:51] CFA: it probably was poker
[04:26:05] CHE: hahaha
[04:26:08] CFA: i dont gamble so i dont know much ::U
[04:26:33] CHE: hand over your chips, buddy
[04:26:45] CMM: Are you into horses or somesuch?
[04:27:08] CHE: who isn't? horses are so graceful and majestic~
[04:27:11] CHE: to be honest I hate horses
[04:27:22] CHE: they're feces machines and are redeemed only by their admirable genitalia
[04:27:29] CMM: Ha
[04:27:32] CFA: ahah
[04:27:34] CMM: http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com//t/TheRealShadman/165030.jpg
[04:27:39] CMM: In that case give me a moment
[04:27:52] CHE: http://imgur.com/a/WMa7w#0 
[04:27:59] CHE: shit just got too hot in the club
[04:28:22] CMM: hey nitrotitan
[04:28:24] CMM: very nice
[04:28:27] CHE: also I don't even know how the third and fouth pictures got in there
[04:28:31] CHE: thank you, thank you
[04:28:41] CMM: I don't see any NIP
[04:28:42] CMM: so
[04:28:44] CMM: I'm docking point
[04:28:48] CHE: what's NIP
[04:28:54] CMM: Nobody In Particular
[04:28:56] CMM: Give me a moment
[04:29:30] CFA: does he even do stuff anymore
[04:29:32] CMM: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/406951/a01579e3e5/
[04:29:34] CMM: Sadly no
[04:30:11] CMM: futa on male
[04:30:16] CMM: has to be my top favorite
[04:30:21] CHE: but the art is so poor
[04:30:29] CMM: Heresy
[04:30:44] CFA: its okay
[04:31:22] CHE: you think entry-level, loomis-alien art can hold a candle to dicks of this caliber? http://i.imgur.com/EJjRF.jpg http://i.imgur.com/pwAZt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/VksC4.jpg
[04:31:25] CHE: c'mon SON
[04:31:31] CFA: i mena could be better but >opinions
[04:31:56] CHE: for shame
[04:31:58] CHE: shaaaaaame
[04:32:03] CMM: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Majalis/103325/Horse-Riding
[04:32:04] CMM: the picture
[04:32:06] CFA: ah foreskin clamps
[04:32:07] CMM: isnt the good part
[04:32:08] CMM: the story is
[04:33:14] CHE: we've been dealing each other pictures though, not fics
[04:33:19] CHE: although I do see your point
[04:33:38] CMM: Porn is porn
[04:33:48] CFA: im sorry im not talknig much ;;_;;
[04:33:55] CFA: i dont have links to stuff
[04:33:59] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] slaps --
[04:34:16] CFA: oh right forgot about that
[04:34:29] CFA: well 'apologies' then ::U
[04:34:34] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] slaps --
[04:34:36] CHE: http://pastebin.com/pnM2mX5b 
[04:34:48] CHE: http://pastebin.com/yC7gRiLt
[04:35:04] CHE: these are from my boy EDD
[04:35:10] CHE: his name isn't actually edd
[04:35:20] CHE: I just love how that sounds
[04:35:20] CFA: that first one is sad
[04:35:23] CHE: have you read 88?
[04:35:31] CFA: so sad
[04:35:39] CFA: no? i dont think
[04:36:20] CHE: http://arnold-gutierrez.tumblr.com/
[04:36:42] CHE: the comic starts a few pages back
[04:36:50] CFA: oh thats 88
[04:37:04] CFA: i remember you showed me that before ::U
[04:37:46] CHE: most likely
[04:37:52] CHE: MM, you should give it a looksee too
[04:38:08] CMM: Reading.
[04:38:23] CMM: Dan works, by the way.
[04:38:41] CHE: may I ask what you do?
[04:39:15] CMM: I don't literally work
[04:39:32] CHE: hahahah whoops I see what you mean
[04:39:59] CHE: I thought you were refering to yourself in third person for a minute there
[04:40:22] CMM: haha no
[04:40:31] CFA: 883
[04:40:48] CFA: (sorry just saying im still here ;;_;;)
[04:41:00] -- CURRENT homestuckExpert [CHE] backhands aggrus --
[04:41:00] CFA: DONT FUCKING SLAP MEEEEEEEEE
[04:41:05] CFA: ::U
[04:41:07] CHE: TOO LATE
[04:41:14] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] slaps --
[04:41:17] CFA: Youve Done It Now
[04:41:30] CMM: Stick it in.
[04:41:37] CHE: j-j-jam it in
[04:41:52] CFA: *pulls her bulge out* Anyone Want To Go
[04:41:58] CMM: Who doesn't
[04:42:09] CFA: Im Ready Fuckers You Will Get Slapped Into Next Week
[04:42:42] -- CURRENT fedoralApathy [CFA] cockslaps both Louise and Dan --
[04:42:50] CMM: <3333333
[04:43:19] CHE: I am never washing this side of my face again
[04:43:25] CHE: *swoon*
[04:43:38] CFA: Well Lets Have You Never Wash Your Face Again
[04:43:40] CMM: *double swoon*
[04:43:49] -- CURRENT fedoralApathy [CFA] slaps the other side of their faces --
[04:45:34] CFA: hey remove your hands from your crothces and type ::U
[04:45:39] CMM: make me
[04:45:46] CHE: I
[04:45:58] CFA: I...?
[04:46:05] CHE: *I'm trying to get some reading in edgewise
[04:46:12] CMM: Same
[04:46:14] CFA: ah okay
[04:46:24] CFA: it was the joeks anyway ::U
[04:49:14] CFA: doot doot doot
[04:49:23] CFA: sorry
[04:49:24] CMM: Anyway
[04:49:26] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] slaps --
[04:49:42] CFA: anyway
[04:49:47] CHE: have either of you read the Lion and the Unicorn by George Orwell?
[04:49:49] CHE: it's a short essay
[04:49:53] CFA: nop
[04:49:56] CMM: No
[04:50:18] CHE: what about Report from Iron Mountain? I know aggrus has been trying to tackle that recently
[04:50:42] CHE: http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks03/0300011h.html#part14
[04:50:51] CHE: http://www.teachpeace.com/Report_from_Iron_Mountain.pdf
[04:51:04] CFA: sorry again i havent finished it
[04:52:09] CMM: Still no
[04:53:30] CFA: so uh im sorry if this interests neither of you. what would you recomend making like skills for an action-adventure-rpg sort of thing game
[04:54:08] CFA: sorry again i wanted to know but you guys probs dont care ::U
[04:55:06] CFA: i mean i already have like 22 skills i think (sorry again i can stop if you two want)
[04:57:48] -- CURRENT homestuckExpert [CHE] slaps aggrus repeatedly --
[04:57:59] CHE: what kind of plot and setting does this game have
[04:57:59] CMM: I like this second story
[04:58:03] CMM: Its well written
[04:58:09] CMM: To clarify I mean the Disciple one
[04:58:21] CHE: I'm glad! it's one of his most popular works
[04:58:32] CMM: What's your favorite part of it?
[04:58:37] CFA: *shrug* dont really know yet its mostly concept i know will never take off ::U
[04:58:55] CHE: if you don't have a plot and setting I can't give you skills
[04:58:58] CHE: they'd be arbitrary
[04:59:08] CFA: i have setting just no plot
[04:59:24] CHE: what is it?
[04:59:52] CHE: MM: the climax, and generally how arkpiss wrote the Disciple's religious neuroticism
[05:00:08] CFA: here i made a post that has most everything about it sort of
[05:00:09] CFA: http://aggrus.tumblr.com/post/32928794130/fantasy-world-atlisus
[05:00:15] CMM: I'm at the part with the panther
[05:01:03] CHE: here are a few more good ones: http://pastebin.com/fpM99Sdj http://pastebin.com/qHcpV3iL http://pastebin.com/vV6hKyf5
[05:01:32] CMM: Question;
[05:01:58] CHE: go on
[05:02:02] CMM: Since you mentioned 'admirable' horse cocks are you into bestiality or somesuch?
[05:02:12] CHE: define "into bestiality"
[05:02:23] CHE: I find animal penises amusing and sometimes erotic
[05:02:40] CHE: but the animals themselves are disgusting and warrant nothing more than my contempt in the utmost
[05:02:47] CMM: Ah
[05:03:20] CFA: so humans with horse cock? or humanoids in the case of trolls
[05:03:34] CHE: humanoids with horsecock or horsey lower-bodies are acceptable
[05:03:41] CHE: *horsecocks
[05:03:58] CFA: ah okay
[05:04:38] CMM: Welp time to go on trollplay or somesuch
[05:04:57] CHE: enjoy yourself!
[05:04:58] CFA: Well Have Fun I SUppose
[05:05:05] CFA: yes enjoy yourself ::U
[05:05:11] CMM: I'm not leaving
[05:05:28] CFA: well i knew that but still enjoy yourself
[05:05:45] CMM: Probably wont
[05:05:52] CMM: finding anyone on there who's really good is rare
[05:05:54] CFA: oh ::/ sorry
[05:06:21] CFA: I SWEAR TO GOOOD
[05:06:26] CFA: NO HANDS
[05:06:35] CFA: CEASE WITH THE HANDSSSSSSS
[05:06:39] CFA: ::U
[05:07:25] CMM: This disciple story reminds me of a picture Majalis did
[05:09:12] CMM: Found it 
[05:09:26] CMM: thought I doubt either of you will like it here's what the disciple story reminds me of
[05:09:27] CMM: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Majalis/92045/In-Heat
[05:11:18] CHE: fasntnig
[05:11:29] CFA: it is
[05:11:54] CMM: what
[05:12:16] CFA: the picture? unless she means something else
[05:12:35] CFA: I Am So Unsure Of What Is Going On Right Now
[05:12:50] CMM: im so confused
[05:13:04] CFA: As Am I What Is Happening
[05:13:16] CFA: What Is Going On
[05:13:18] CHE: I was about to ask you how the Kanaya/Condesce fic was coming along
[05:13:40] CFA: oh uh mmm ;;_;;
[05:13:52] CFA: i havent been writing a lot
[05:13:58] CFA: im so sorry
[05:14:03] CHE: is there any particular reason why this is?
[05:14:06] -- CURRENT homestuckExpert [CHE] SLAP --
[05:14:17] CHE: what did I say about apologies
[05:14:33] CFA: i dont know there is stuff going on like ask-cockanaya
[05:14:37] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] grabs kanaya bulge and slaps louise with it. --
[05:14:41] CFA: and i havent been in the mood
[05:14:46] CFA: ::O
[05:15:02] CHE: you are aware that mood is something you can consciously control, right?
[05:15:14] CFA: Well then, that was different. Ho+w'd it feel Kanaya?
[05:15:27] CFA: i know im sorry ;;_;;
[05:16:08] CFA: not to mention theres still the other requests and my own stories
[05:16:27] CHE: they aren't going to write themselves
[05:16:35] CFA: i mean yes i want to give you preferntial treatment but i dont want other people to be mad
[05:16:46] CFA: i know :cryingjade:
[05:16:51] CFA: :jadecrying"
[05:16:55] CHE: :jadesprite:
[05:16:56] CMM: I adore how passively demanding Louise is.
[05:16:57] CFA: :jadecrying:
[05:17:05] CHE: thank you MM
[05:17:07] CFA: :jadespritecrying:
[05:17:13] CHE: ￼
[05:17:17] CFA: MOTHERFUCK WHERE IS MY DOGGIRL
[05:17:25] CMM: Cocktier jade
[05:17:31] CHE: we already designated kanaya/condesce as the most apt fic on our queue for the moment
[05:17:32] CFA: :cryingjadesprite:
[05:17:39] CHE: followed irregularly by things I did not request
[05:17:48] CHE: the fact that I happen to be first is not of any consequence
[05:18:00] CFA: did we? i thought you said to get my own stories done first ::U
[05:18:12] CFA: oh i have no problem writing for you first
[05:18:28] CHE: we ordered them by complexity and desire by the user
[05:18:32] CFA: remember what ive said before ::U
[05:18:39] CHE: lmotep is dead last in all categories
[05:18:42] CFA: you come first to me
[05:18:45] CHE: I know, thank you kindly
[05:18:47] CFA: well hes got no stories
[05:18:56] CHE: yeah we axed them didn't we
[05:18:57] CHE: HAHAHAHA
[05:19:14] CHE: didn't I tell you to save the queue we established a few weeks ago?
[05:19:19] CFA: well i actually finished one he partially requested ::U
[05:19:20] CHE: see if you can find it
[05:19:29] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] flops --
[05:19:31] CFA: the jade/john thing
[05:19:33] CHE: yes he requested john/vriska/nic cage cuckoldry as well
[05:19:44] CFA: yeah no im not doing that one
[05:19:47] CFA: thats last
[05:20:08] CFA: if i literally can not think of anything else ill write it
[05:20:21] CMM: Louise
[05:20:26] CHE: yes, dan?
[05:20:32] CMM: What is your opinion of this song
[05:20:32] CMM: http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=L-mthNHRUKg
[05:20:46] CFA: ill go look excuse me for a moment ♀
[05:21:38] CMM: For some reason I like this animation style
[05:21:40] CHE: by all means
[05:21:44] CHE: let's see here
[05:23:27] CFA: finish up Coxy and Jane if you haven't already, Kaxy logs, COMPETITION, the Cockanaya and Jane thing (which should be a pretty challenging item to write, more akin to Puberty's a MILF than your previous pesterlog stories), Expand-stand, Tavros/Jade, John/Rose Roxy something again, Equius/Rose, and the other stuff
[05:24:24] CFA: coxy and jane is done and im probably going to skip kaxy for a bit considering thats an actual story
[05:24:39] CFA: not pesterlog i mean
[05:24:54] CHE: kanaya/condesce has apparently taken Kaxy's place for now
[05:25:08] CFA: hue hue hue if you say so ::U
[05:25:22] CHE: the music wasn't bad, MM, but I'm not terribly fond of it
[05:25:30] CFA: (#the joeks) (i will do it next)
[05:25:32] CHE: it's not my sty as the honeybadgers will say
[05:25:34] CMM: I adore the french section
[05:26:06] CFA: well actually i think competition is almost doing ::?
[05:26:32] CHE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm7DIeOad0A&feature=related how do you feel about this?
[05:26:45] CHE: that's good, feel free to tackle that first if you wish
[05:26:56] CHE: whatever allows you to make the most efficient progress is a-okay
[05:27:05] CFA: http://pastebin.com/L6XDKWDM
[05:27:13] CFA: thats whats done so far
[05:28:19] CHE: good, would you say it's more than half finished?
[05:28:26] CFA: yes
[05:28:30] CHE: how much more do you have to write?
[05:28:34] CFA: maybe like 3/4
[05:29:44] CHE: seems like a reasonable amount it me
[05:29:46] CHE: *to me
[05:29:58] CFA: well kanaya finishing getting hard winning the money and then having porrim take her away 'fo+r a REAL reward'
[05:30:49] CFA: maybe have damara voyeuring nearby considering i wrote this before she came out
[05:31:05] CHE: if that suits you
[05:31:24] CHE: the only restrains I will impose are:
[05:31:27] CFA: and by voyeuring i mean following porrim and kanaya as they walk away and planning on a threeway
[05:31:53] CFA: woah woah woah this is my story babe ::U (yes what are they)
[05:31:56] CHE: -Kanaya remaining coherent during sexual activity, that is equally capable of participating in trying tasks despite any degree of sexual stimulus
[05:32:32] CHE: -Meenah remaining hilarious
[05:32:34] CHE: that's all
[05:32:47] CFA: well i mean there wouldn be any actual sex just the implication
[05:33:02] CHE: reminding you of what must be proper doesn't hurt
[05:33:03] CFA: that could be another story ::U
[05:34:15] CMM: I'm gonna play planetside 2
[05:34:19] CMM: If you need me just scream
[05:34:24] CMM: or pull out a dong
[05:34:25] CHE: will do
[05:35:18] CFA: hold up a sec eating ::U
[05:35:33] CFA: sorry
[05:53:16] CMM: IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE
[05:53:21] CMM: I CANT WAIT TO BOMB SOME DADONGOS
[05:53:47] CFA: It is riten only link can defeate gnnon
[05:54:37] CFA: sorry done eating now ::U how is all yall doin
[05:56:25] CMM: PS2
[05:57:18] CFA: why you havin sex with that old ass system ::U (yes i know planescape torment 2)
[05:57:32] CFA: louiiiiise
[05:57:49] CFA: sorry
[05:57:51] CHE: talking about dopamine
[05:58:01] CMM: actually
[05:58:02] CMM: wrong
[05:58:03] CFA: ah well thats pretty
[05:58:05] CFA: dope
[05:58:06] CMM: Planetside 2
[05:58:23] CFA: oh my mistake ::U
[05:58:43] CFA: i thought you said planescape torment up there ::U
[05:59:40] CFA: mmmmr
[05:59:57] CFA: oh wait shiz i forgot
[06:00:08] CFA: http://pastebin.com/a17sLBZ6 http://pastebin.com/BPHky3MJ
[06:01:15] CFA: thats cockanaya: origins and kanaya-condesce fics ::U not done yet regretably
[06:01:25] CHE: hehehe
[06:01:27] CHE: very nice
[06:01:42] CHE: keep working at it, they'll be finished before you know it
[06:01:46] CHE: also turn up the heat in your house
[06:01:50] CFA: i thought you read them before ::? i mean they are on my blog already
[06:02:11] CFA: id love to but no one else here likes heat for some reason
[06:02:14] CMM: Do either of you want to RP?
[06:02:21] CFA: *shrug*
[06:02:29] CFA: id be okay with it
[06:02:40] CFA: a little forward arent we hue hue ::L
[06:02:50] CHE: I'll sit here and watch for now
[06:03:26] CFA: need to test those batteries without any diestractions, eh? ::U
[06:04:13] CMM: Pffff
[06:04:15] CFA: give me a sec do you want to continue the thing we did before?
[06:05:22] CMM: With Sitara and Merill?
[06:05:27] CFA: yes
[06:06:03] CMM: We could
[06:06:10] CFA: oh and louise would you like me to do the thing you said to do? you know with the time
[06:06:24] CFA: hey you suggested rping first ::U
[06:06:35] CMM: I'm not complaining
[06:07:07] CFA: so yes then
[06:07:31] CMM: Yes.
[06:08:30] CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:08:30] CMP: (AND 1 AM HERE NOW ::])
[06:08:55] CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:08:55] CCT: (LIKE, HERE)
[06:09:08] CCT: (wh8ps sorry about the caps)
[06:09:41] CFA: how strange does this look already ::U
[06:10:27] CMP: (WHERE WERE WE LAST ON A P1TY P1LE)
[06:10:35] CMM: ((I believe so))
[06:11:04] CCT: so, uh, you guys ready to go again yet
[06:11:49] CMP: WELL 1 COULD GO AGA1N
[06:12:14] CMP: WHAT ABOUT YOU SHEN
[06:12:15] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zitara I zwear you actually do pailing filmz. Or you're a complete zlut.
[06:13:26] CCT: maybe a bit of both this stuff helps a lot *she waves one of the rolls in the air*
[06:13:36] CMP: ::(
[06:13:52] CMP: YOU AND YOUR STUP1D DRUGS
[06:13:55] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zpeaking of getting high I'm out of zlime. Thiz iz rather infuriating.
[06:14:33] CCT: oh well take a hit itll probs calm you down
[06:15:18] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧It izn't the zame.
[06:15:40] CCT: well obvs but it might help idk
[06:16:01] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I will ztuff that up your behind, I zwear to god.
[06:16:16] CCT: we dont, like, have a coc8n around here anyway
[06:16:24] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Eugh.
[06:16:30] CCT: but then where would your bulge go
[06:16:45] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Anywhere elze inzide you
[06:16:53] CMP: S1TARA CALM DOWN STOP BE1NG L1KE TH1111S
[06:17:21] CCT: youre right it could but dont you want it in there
[06:17:36] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stands up from the pile and stretches her arms, her limp bulge bouncing against her thighs a bit as she moves about. --
[06:19:04] CMP: WA1T SHOULD WE GET UP NOW ARE WE DONE ON THE P1LE
[06:19:30] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I can't ztretch my legz
[06:19:50] CMP: WELL NO NOT THAT 1 D1DNT KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DO1NG
[06:20:00] CMP: YOU CAN STRETCH
[06:20:21] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] puts her hands on her hips and turns to face the two again. --
[06:21:06] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] stops herself from immediately wanting to grab the bulge --
[06:21:44] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] glances at her briefly. --
[06:22:08] CCT: like, what are you l8king at im not doing anything
[06:22:33] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] rolls her eyes and looks at Merill. --
[06:22:41] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Thiz iz the firzt time you two have done anything?
[06:23:15] CMP: WELL UH MAYBE SORT OF
[06:23:29] CMP: F1RST MAYBE SECOND T1ME FOR ME
[06:24:27] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧You don't remember?
[06:24:54] CMP: NO 1 DONT KNOW 1F 1T WAS A DREAM OR NOT
[06:25:04] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zitara?
[06:25:14] CMP: 1 GET WE1RD DREAMS WHERE 1 SORT OF SEE TH1NGS THAT MAY HAPPEN
[06:25:18] CCT: what
[06:25:59] CCT: no this isnt my first time
[06:26:08] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧With her?
[06:26:11] CCT: i mean with her yes
[06:26:40] CCT: other than that dream she just said but that dont count
[06:27:53] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Hmm.
[06:28:22] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I'm ready to go again if Merill can handle being in the middle.
[06:28:50] CMP: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU MEAN YOUR BULGE 1N ME
[06:30:02] CMP: UH WELL 1 DONT KNOW MAYBE 1 COULD SORT OF
[06:30:10] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] grabs her limp bulge and grins, starting to stroke it to life. --
[06:31:00] CMP: WA1T WAS THAT A YES YOU DO WANT TO PUT YOUR BULGE 1N ME
[06:31:02] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Well, Zitara? Feel like getting your bulge wet, you zlut?
[06:31:14] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧And yez, Merill. I'm going to pound you.
[06:31:22] CCT: sure im down if she is
[06:31:32] CMP: OH UH WELL
[06:31:40] CMP: SURE YES OKAY
[06:32:29] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] laughs a little as she keeps stroking herself off, growing to her full length rather quickly. She took a step forward and pressed the head of her member against Merill's cheek. --
[06:32:34] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Give it a kizz for good luck.
[06:33:35] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] nervously kisses the bulge --
[06:33:56] CMP: 1 HAVENT USED MY NOOK 1N A WH1LE SO
[06:34:20] CCT: wait what abbron didnt want any off that
[06:34:31] CCT: h88w is he that stupid
[06:34:37] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Don't worry about it, I don't plan on uzing it, Merill.
[06:34:49] CMP: OH
[06:35:03] CMP: WELL OR THERE E1THER
[06:35:35] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] smirks and gives Merill a push to encourage her to get on her stomach. Or really any position to where Shen could shove her bulge into the other troll. --
[06:36:09] CMP: BE GENTLE OR AT LEAST NOT TOO HARD PLEASE
[06:36:56] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] strokes her own smaller bulge and slides under Merill, placing her bulge against her nook --
[06:36:56] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I'll think about it.
[06:37:57] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] moves and places her bulge between Merill's cheeks, starting to rub back and forth. Her hands slid up along the olive blood's sides slowly. --
[06:38:04] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Rough and ruthlezz, right? That'z how you like it?
[06:38:31] CMP: WELL 1 DONT KNOW 1VE ONLY GOT A K1SMES1S
[06:39:26] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] continues to use the troll's butt to stroke herself off before pressing the head firmly against the hole, starting to apply pressure. --
[06:40:29] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] cringes slightly and tries to loosen up --
[06:40:44] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧(I juzt remembered that Louize iz here.))
[06:40:51] CMM: ((Now I'm embarresed, ugh.))
[06:41:02] CHE: who where
[06:41:11] CFA: (its fine she likes it so far ::U)
[06:41:24] CFA: [06:38:53] FA: ::U [06:39:05] FA: you enjoying it so far? [06:39:37] FA: sorry if im presuming [06:39:53] HE: nope it's pretty great so far [06:40:05] FA: danke ::)
[06:41:51] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] begins to push her hips forward slowly, driving her bulge into Merill's rear slowly. One hand lifted off the grey skin and abruptly came down to swat the other's ass. --
[06:42:13] CMP: AHHHH WHY THAT HURT
[06:42:34] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zhut up and take it, lowblood whore.
[06:43:15] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] suddenly gives a rather rough thrust forward, sending a good couple inches into Merril and stopping at about halfway in. Her hand once more rose into the air and gave her a swat. --
[06:43:34] CMP: SHEEEEN ::( OWWWW STOP PLEASE
[06:43:52] CMP: OR AT LEAST BE A B1T SOFTER
[06:44:56] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] growls a bit and thrusts forward once more, sending the rest in with a clear disregard for Merill's request. A grunt escaped her lips as she began to slide herself back out. --
[06:45:15] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] presses her bulge against Merill's nook and pushes a few inches in --
[06:46:44] CCT: yess youre tight
[06:48:00] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Thiz hole iz probably zo much better in comparizon, Zitara.
[06:48:16] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] suddenly thrusts back in without warning, rocking her hips now and letting out soft grunts of enjoyment. --
[06:48:23] CCT: well whatevs her n8ks g8d for me
[06:49:23] CMP: H1111 H1111 H1111 H1111 FUUUUCK
[06:50:01] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧God, you're fucking loud. Zitara, zhut her up.
[06:50:49] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] starts moving her hips faster, making sure her bulge fully penetrates Merill each time and their hips slap together rather loudly, once again spanking the olive troll. --
[06:51:52] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] pulls Merill's head down and kisses her, Merill biting her tongue momentarily --
[06:52:15] CFA: (sorry louise ::U)
[06:52:39] CCT: does that work
[06:54:22] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] grabs both of Merill's hips happily and starts pulling her back into the thrusting, pumping her hips faster and letting out louder moans of pleasure. --
[06:54:25] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Fuck zuch a tight hole.
[06:54:30] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] screams into Sitara's mouth from the feeling of the huge bulge pounding into her --
[06:56:35] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] leans over the troll and presses her breasts against the olive blood's back. Her pounding thrusts only got quicker and her hands quickly slide up to begin fondling the other's breasts. --
[06:56:52] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Ungh, fuck! Take it! Make me zhoot my material inzide of you.
[06:58:12] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] moan loudly into Sitara's mouth as Shen's hand touch your spheres, thrusting back against her slightly --
[06:59:08] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] gives a few more ruthless thrusts into her ass before orgasming, her entire body shuddering with pleasure as indigo fluid pours out of her bulge. --
[06:59:57] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] increase the pace of your own thrusts, bottoming out in Merill and shooting your own material --
[07:00:06] CCT: fuu8ck
[07:01:41] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] pushes her body weight down on top of Merill, making sure her bulge stays stuffed inside. --
[07:01:58] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Good girl.
[07:03:04] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] breaks the kiss with Sitara and screams, her own bulge lazily firing material onto Sitara --
[07:04:16] CMP: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[07:04:46] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] giggles quietly and strokes Merill's head with one hand, speaking quietly yet rather condescendingly. --
[07:04:49] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Awww did zomeone blow their load?
[07:05:13] CMP: YES 1 FUCK1NG D1D
[07:05:22] CMP: YOU OKAY DOWN THERE S1TARA
[07:05:36] CCT: im 888kay
[07:06:10] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] cuddles up against the two, not bothering to pull out. --
[07:06:29] CMP: YOUR BULGE 1S ST1LL 1N ME
[07:07:08] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧And it'll ztay like that.
[07:07:29] CMP: OH OKAY 1 JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
[07:07:59] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] slips her bulge out of Merill and slides out from under her --
[07:08:32] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧All zatizfied, Zitara?
[07:08:44] CCT: maybe
[07:09:02] CCT: i know merills not are you B)
[07:09:26] CCT: that was only twice
[07:09:44] CCT: she can, like, go again two more times
[07:10:11] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Iz that zo?
[07:10:33] CMP: YES 1TS TRUE 1 DONT KNOW WHAT 1T 1S
[07:11:46] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] begins to slowly start pumping her hips into Merill again, grinning and breathing a little heavy by her ear. --
[07:11:54] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧You're juzt made for pailing aren't you?
[07:12:09] CMP: 1 DONT WANT TO BE BUT 1 GUESS
[07:12:45] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Maybe I zhould juzt leave it at two.
[07:13:04] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] starts to slide her bulge from Merill's rear, placing her hands on the girl's back to keep her down. --
[07:13:07] CMP: THATD BE F1NE
[07:13:37] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Did you enjoy your firzt time?
[07:13:56] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] slips out of her with a soft pop and lays back down in the pile, folding her arms behind her head. --
[07:14:12] CMP: 1T WASNT MY F1RST T1ME
[07:14:19] CMP: 1 MEAN W1TH SOMEONE SO B1G YES
[07:14:33] CMP: 1 MEAN THAT WAS MY F1RST RED PA1L1NG
[07:14:34] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I thought you zaid you never had it in the back door?
[07:14:41] CMP: OH
[07:14:48] CMP: YOU MEANT THAT
[07:14:59] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Red pailing?
[07:15:15] CMP: YES 1T WAS GOOD THOUGH 1T K1ND OF HURTS
[07:15:22] CMP: YOU KNOW L1KE RED FEEL1NGS
[07:15:35] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] snickers but doesn't say much else. --
[07:15:39] CMP: 1 TH1NK YOU WERE FEEL1NG RED WAS 1 WRONG
[07:16:11] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] shrugs her shoulders indifferently. --
[07:16:33] CMP: OH ::( WELL 1T FELT RED TO ME
[07:16:46] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Cute.
[07:16:52] CMP: OR AT LEAST 1T WASNT L1KE W1TH ABBRON 1 DONT HATE YOU
[07:17:22] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧We could change that.
[07:17:47] CMP: WA1T WHAT WHY 1 DONT WANT TO HATE YOU
[07:19:02] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧And why not?
[07:19:03] CMP: YOURE N1CE AND NOT A DOUCHE
[07:19:15] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Pfff, if you zay zo.
[07:19:18] CMP: AND 1 ALREADY HAVE A K1SMES1S
[07:19:52] CMP: AND 1M NOT SURE HOW HE WOULD REACT TO ME PA1L1NG YOU L1KE THAT
[07:20:18] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Who carez?
[07:20:53] CMP: HES A SEADWELLER 1 DONT WANT TO P1SS H1M OFF AND 1D NEED TO HATE YOU TOO
[07:21:00] CMP: WH1CH 1 DONT
[07:21:43] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Pizzing off Kizmezi iz half the fun, though.
[07:22:10] CMP: WELL YEAH BUT
[07:22:23] CMP: AAAAH 1M NOT BLACK FOR YOU
[07:22:32] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I'm not black for you.
[07:22:52] CMP: SEE AND YOURE NOT E1THER HOW WOULD TH1S WORK
[07:23:54] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧You can have really angry pailing. That'z a thing.
[07:24:14] CMP: YEAH OF COURSE BUT 1S THAT REALLY BLACK
[07:24:23] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧No.
[07:24:26] CMP: 1TS ALL ABOUT HOW YOU GO ABOUT 1T
[07:25:09] CMP: 1 GUESS YOU WERE A B1T BLACK BACK THERE WHEN 1 SA1D TO SLOW DOWN AND YOU D1DNT
[07:25:15] CMP: 1 TH1NK 1 DONT KNOW
[07:25:30] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧That'z juzt me railing you.
[07:25:47] CMP: SEE AND THATS WHY 1M CONFUSED
[07:26:00] CCT: yaaay quadrant talk
[07:26:06] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I would do the zame thing to Zitara.
[07:26:51] CMP: YES BUT YOU DONT HATE HER SO 1T WOULDNT BE BLACK 1T WOULD JUST LOOK BLACK
[07:27:03] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I'm not black for you.
[07:27:08] CMP: AND AHHHH TH1S 1S STUP1D FUCK TH1S WHOLE SYSTEM
[07:27:24] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧If you don't calm down I'm going to fuck you.
[07:27:32] CMP: 1111 KNOWWWW THAAAAT D::
[07:27:55] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] shoves her face into the pile --
[07:28:12] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zitara.
[07:28:37] CCT: yes
[07:28:43] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Clean off my bulge.
[07:29:07] CCT: (hold up brb)
[07:30:02] CCT: (back)
[07:30:18] CCT: suuure how though all at once or sl8w
[07:30:43] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zlow.
[07:31:13] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] spreads her legs apart a bit and closes her eyes, continuing to relax. --
[07:31:27] CCT: alright *you grab her bulge at the base and start to lick it around the head*
[07:31:50] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] raises a hand and fondles her shame globes --
[07:31:54] CCT: these t8
[07:32:18] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] lets out a slow sigh of pleasure, staying only semi erect for the moment. Her body tensed as her shame globes were grabbed. --
[07:32:23] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Yezzz. 
[07:32:49] CCT: kk
[07:33:18] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] slides her tongue along the top of the bulge and kisses your crotch when she reaches it --
[07:34:06] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] breathes in slowly and holds it for a moment before releasing it all, opening her eyes to watch the blueblood. --
[07:34:18] CCT: you like
[07:35:14] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Mhm. Keep going. You're good at thiz.
[07:35:21] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] trails back to her bulgehead and kisses it --
[07:36:19] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] pushes her hips up toward Sitara, fully erect again simply from the stimulation. --
[07:37:20] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] slowly takes the bulge into her mouth, licking the underside as she cleans the head --
[07:39:06] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] pulls Merill close, wrapping an arm around her while she gives a little thrust into Sitara's mouth. Her other hand went to stroke the blueblood's hair in a content manner. --
[07:39:19] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Mmh. Covered in zlutz. Thiz iz really the bezt.
[07:39:43] CMP: H1H1H1H1 1 GUESS
[07:39:51] CMP: BUT 1M NOT THAT SLUTTY
[07:40:10] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧You're my zlut now. That'z all there iz to zay about it.
[07:40:12] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] pops the bulge out of her mouth and kisses it again --
[07:40:28] CCT: im fine with the monicker
[07:40:54] CMP: OH WELL 1 W1SH 1 GOT A SAY 1N 1T ::/
[07:41:05] CMP: WA1T 1 ST1LL WON THAT BET LAST N1GHT
[07:41:20] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Doezn't that zuck for you?
[07:41:35] CMP: >::(
[07:41:37] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] shoves her hips forward, rubbing some of her shaft across Sitara's face. --
[07:41:55] CMP: S1111GH
[07:42:18] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] places the bulge back in her mouth and takes half of it inside --
[07:43:02] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Uhnng. Zhit that felt good.
[07:43:28] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] bobs her head along the bulge, still "cleaning" it --
[07:44:05] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] throbs a bit inside of her mouth and curls her toes a bit, obviously enjoying the sensation greatly. --
[07:44:34] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Fuck, you two are going to leave me dry.
[07:44:38] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] looks up at her momentarily before plunging the rest of her bulge inside her mouth --
[07:44:56] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] laughs around you at the comment --
[07:45:25] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] gives off a loud moan, her hand suddenly pushing hard on the back of Sitara's head to keep the bulge shoved down her throat. --
[07:46:04] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] blinks up at her, slight tears appearing at her eyes from the feeling --
[07:46:45] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] takes a few moments to breathe in and out heavily, curling and uncurling her toes. When she was sufficiently satisfied Shen let go of Sitara's head. --
[07:49:46] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] slowly pull her bulge from your throat, stopping to lick the head again --
[07:51:09] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] squirms around a little bit, her member throbbing and twitching eagerly. --
[07:51:14] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧You juzt love thiz, don't you?
[07:51:21] CCT: maaaybe
[07:54:10] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I didn't zay ztop.
[07:54:44] CCT: who said i was *slip her entire bulge back down your throat*
[07:55:53] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] holds her head down again and begins to orgasm, shooting her material straight down her throat. --
[07:56:00] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Fuck, yeah.
[07:56:50] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] moves her hands and grasps your rump, holding you still as you cum down her throat --
[07:58:14] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] grinds her hips up into Sitara's mouth. Her indigo kept spurting down into her for a few more moments before she came to a slow stop. --
[07:59:08] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] slowly pulls the bulge out of her mouth again, tasting the purple at the tip --
[08:00:22] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] smirks down at Sitara, leaking just a pit more material from the tip. Eventually the flow stopped completely and she went back to her semi-erect state, threatening to go limp soon. --
[08:01:06] CCT: mmm g8d
[08:01:20] CCT: dont get to taste purple often
[08:01:31] CMP: YOU DONT TASTE OFTEN ANYWAY
[08:01:35] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧We can fix that.
[08:02:35] CCT: how so *you slowly stroke her bulge again even though you know it wont come up again*
[08:04:45] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] gives Merill a squeeze and cuddles with her in a content manner, allowing her bulge to be played with regardless if she was going to go for another round. --
[08:04:59] CFA: this was fun
[08:05:14] CMP: WHOOPS
[08:05:17] CMP: WH1S WAS FUN
[08:05:38] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Well I'm going to need zomeone to pleazure me whenever I want.
[08:05:59] CCT: i dont have a matesprit so its c8l
[08:06:26] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Mhm. Workz out.
[08:07:16] CCT: g8d *stops stroking your bulge and rubs at your shame globes*
[08:07:55] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] reaches down and moves her bulge aside, closing her eyes and yawning. --
[08:08:07] CCT: tired
[08:08:13] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Go nutz. I like thiz. 
[08:08:22] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧A little. I did juzt fuck you two for a couple hourz.
[08:08:36] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] kisses one of the globes and sucks it into her mouth --
[08:09:50] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] shifts around a little, groaning a bit at the feeling of her globes getting sucked. --
[08:09:58] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zomething about juzt cazual fondling iz zo fun.
[08:12:08] CCT: *muffled* i agree
[08:12:19] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧You can have fun too, Merill.
[08:13:27] CMP: 1 COULD BUT 1 M1GHT BE OKAY W1TH WATCH1NG R1GHT NOW
[08:13:39] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧If you zay zo.
[08:13:59] CMP: 1 MEAN 1 WANT TO BUT WANT SHOULD 1 DO
[08:14:37] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Whatever you want.
[08:17:21] CMP: OKAY
[08:17:40] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] slides behind Sitara and lays her bulge in between her cheeks --
[08:18:24] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] grins at Merill, sitting up a little bit and resting on her elbows. --
[08:18:33] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Gotta orgazm two more timez?
[08:18:49] CMP: YESSSS
[08:19:19] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] sucks the other orb into her mouth and braces herself --
[08:20:09] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] shudders once more as both of her shame globes are sucked into Sitara's mouth. --
[08:20:12] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Jezuz....
[08:20:47] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] slides her bulge downwards and places the tip at Sitara's hole, pushing gently against it --
[08:21:37] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zitara juzt lovez being zpitroazted.
[08:22:36] CMP: SHE SEEMS TO *YOU SHAK1LY PLACE YOUR HANDS ON S1TARA'S RUMP AND THRUST 1NTO HER*
[08:25:04] CMP: MMMM
[08:25:30] CMP: T1111GHT
[08:25:56] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] pulls her hips away from Sitara until her shame globes pop out with a soft pop. She then pushes them forward again towards her face. --
[08:26:02] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Hehehe. Fantaztic.
[08:26:30] CCT: heeey *plop the globes back in your mouth*
[08:27:16] CMP: 1T 1111S
[08:27:29] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] shoves more of her bulge into Sitara's ass --
[08:27:34] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] grins and grabs one of Sitara's horns, stroking it slowly as if it were a bulge. --
[08:27:37] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Mmm. Juzt keep going.
[08:28:44] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] sucks on her globes hard, occasionally licking the skin below them --
[08:29:12] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] thrust even more inside her, reaching half way already --
[08:30:00] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] begins to grow hard for the fourth time now, her bulge resting on Sitara's face. It slowly leaked a steady stream of pre. --
[08:30:52] CCT: hehehe
[08:31:11] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] pulls the orbs from her mouth and licks the bulge --
[08:31:40] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧You're getting way on my good zide. I love it when my zhame globez are played with.
[08:31:52] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] grins at her and sits up completely, giving her horn a light tug. --
[08:32:11] CCT: i like your g8d side
[08:32:42] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] scream as you force the rest of your bulge inside Sitara and pump quickly into her --
[08:33:20] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Mhm. Good girl. Mozt people do. It'z lezz painfull.
[08:33:48] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] flicks her tongue against her bulgehead --
[08:34:07] CMP: FUUUUCK YOU FEEL GOOD
[08:34:22] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] grabs her shaft and begins to lightly whap Sitara in the face, more out of a playfull intent then actually full on slapping her. --
[08:35:02] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] kiss the bulge everytime it paps your face, trying to fit it back in your mouth --
[08:35:35] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] increases the pace of her thrusts, feeling her shame globes already start to tighten --
[08:35:56] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] keeps it from entering her mouth, happily teasing her with it. She made sure to wiggle it out of reach every now and then. --
[08:37:00] CCT: mmmr
[08:37:33] -- CURRENT candescentTemptress [CCT] opens her mouth wide, inviting Shen to put her bulge inside --
[08:39:00] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Beg.
[08:39:03] CCT: c8me 8n
[08:39:13] CCT: give me your fat bulge
[08:39:19] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] places the head of her bulge on the very edge of her lips, grinning at her. --
[08:39:44] -- CURRENT manticoresPsychosis [CMP] moans loudly as she cums inside Sitara --
[08:40:02] CMP: SOOOORRYYYY YOU FELT TOO GOOD
[08:41:23] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] laughs a little louder as she hears Merill moan, pulling her bulge away from Sitara. --
[08:41:26] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Geez.
[08:41:48] CMM: ((brb Dinner))
[08:41:52] CMP: YESSS *YOU CONT1NUE PUMP1NG 1NS1DE HER*
[08:42:01] CMP: ((rightyo))
[08:43:42] CMM: ((I can make idle chat though))
[08:43:56] CFA: ah okay
[08:45:32] CHE: penetration induced immolation
[08:45:33] CHE: I love it
[08:45:43] CFA: well thats a start ::U
[08:46:23] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧you were pumping zo fazt
[08:46:39] CFA: may i ask why though i mean
[08:46:48] CFA: why would the condesce move so fast
[08:47:01] CHE: #farts concluded that anal perforation would be unfeasible
[08:47:31] CFA: okay im stumped at what you mean
[08:47:52] CHE: it's not that she's moving fast
[08:48:08] CHE: it's that seven days of more or less nonstop thrusting would cause a buildup of friction, again according to #farts
[08:48:22] CFA: ah makes sense now
[08:48:45] CFA: this is provided her bulge doesnt cause internal trauma
[08:49:27] CFA: wait i forgot to ask
[08:49:31] CHE: yes?
[08:49:40] CFA: should the condesce have a bulge in the fic or no
[08:49:45] CHE: of course!
[08:49:54] CFA: sam esize as before
[08:50:02] CFA: *same size
[08:50:09] CHE: yes roughly the same proportions we ruminated over last night
[08:50:18] CHE: smaller testes optional
[08:50:21] CFA: alrighty
[08:50:26] CFA: pssh why though
[08:51:09] CFA: i want her to have her own personal psionic that holds them up with his mind because of the weight ::U
[08:51:22] CFA: weight and size i mean
[08:52:52] CFA: wait was that too strange
[08:53:38] CHE: no I don't think so
[08:53:43] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I HAVE A CONFEZZION
[08:53:48] CFA: yes
[08:53:48] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧THE ONLY THING
[08:53:51] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I LIKE MORE THAN DONGZ
[08:53:51] CHE: bulges larger than one's body are more comical than erotic though
[08:53:53] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧IZ BALLZ
[08:53:53] CHE: yes?
[08:54:00] CHE: oh man
[08:54:03] CHE: I like this guy
[08:54:07] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧:D
[08:54:24] CFA: we are a dong/ball loving trifecta
[08:54:44] CFA: The Tribunal of Wangs
[08:55:31] CHE: what a glorious association
[08:55:56] CFA: The Triumvirate of Testicles
[08:56:07] CFA: I Dont Know Anymore
[08:56:11] CFA: and yes it is
[08:56:25] CFA: we need to design badges ::U
[08:56:46] CHE: a phallus triskellion perhaps
[08:57:09] CFA: perhaps indeed
[08:57:23] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] drops pants and salutes --
[08:58:05] CFA: what you put your hand to your cock head ::U
[08:58:31] CFA: like the forehead salute thing but just on it instead
[08:58:34] CHE: oh oh oh hold on I have a great idea
[08:58:51] CHE: instead of death by immolation, what if the Condesce was so grotesquely and humorously large that it caused instant death after a small duration of thrusts via organ displacement
[08:59:03] CHE: *condesce's bulge was
[08:59:08] CFA: thats what i said earlier
[08:59:17] CFA: wouldnt they die from how big she was
[08:59:23] CHE: it would be funny, but would it be hot?
[08:59:37] CFA: hmm HMMM
[08:59:44] CFA: uncertain
[09:00:05] CFA: most likely not though at least to me
[09:00:18] CHE: MM what do you thin
[09:00:20] CHE: *think
[09:03:15] CFA: ::?
[09:03:39] CHE: of the two contrasting ideas
[09:03:50] CHE: killing by means of excess friction, or excess size
[09:04:01] CFA: well he did say he had dinner ::U
[09:04:14] CFA: so he probably went to eat
[09:04:33] CFA: or went to get the food? *shrug*
[09:05:12] CFA: wait what if the condesce modified kanayas size
[09:05:17] CFA: you wanted that right
[09:05:27] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zorry what?
[09:05:42] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Both creep me out
[09:05:47] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Organ dizplacement morezo
[09:06:31] CFA: heyooo
[09:07:01] CHE: you'd prefer the friction one in that case
[09:07:10] CHE: what about asphyxiation
[09:07:19] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] shrugs --
[09:07:27] CFA: from what huge bulge
[09:07:40] CHE: keeping someone on her bulge a bit too long, preventing them from breathing properly
[09:07:42] CHE: of course
[09:08:18] CFA: what if kanaya accidently murders the ocndesce that way ::U
[09:08:30] CHE: naw
[09:08:57] CHE: the condesce is entertaining, you're not supposed to kill good characters in a comedy
[09:09:38] CFA: well it was kind of a joke because 'Holy Shit I Killed The Empress With Sex'
[09:09:45] CFA: 'Isnt That Impossible'
[09:11:02] CFA: 'How Could You Sex Her Too Much'
[09:12:21] CFA: 'She Was Inconquerable In The Bedroom How Did This Happen'
[09:12:48] CHE: ehh
[09:12:49] CHE: ehhhhhh
[09:12:57] CHE: maybe she could pass out
[09:13:15] CHE: Kanaya, being inexperienced with the subject, erroneously assumed that she died
[09:13:17] CFA: that would probably be what would happen but kanaya being new wouldnt know
[09:13:24] CFA: yes exactly
[09:13:58] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Oh
[09:14:03] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Azyphixiation by blowjob iz good
[09:14:29] CFA: oh wait we didnt tell you the headcanonish size for the condesces genitalia ::U
[09:14:47] CFA: bigger than kanaya in everything
[09:15:18] CFA: should we go why outrageously big globes
[09:15:21] CHE: "melon-sized" shame globes
[09:15:27] CFA: *go with
[09:15:27] CHE: as decided previously
[09:15:36] CFA: ah right i forgot
[09:16:17] CFA: got distracted by 'double watermelon' sized globes ::U
[09:16:52] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Boopbeep
[09:16:53] CHE: how large is that anyway
[09:17:01] CHE: I've seen some huge watermelons before
[09:17:10] CHE: they can range from basketball to pillow-sized
[09:17:31] CFA: fuuuck i dont know which i want more ::U
[09:17:49] CFA: lets say a median between the two
[09:18:10] CFA: median? size in between them
[09:18:11] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Bazkepillow
[09:18:17] CHE: each is roughly the size of her head, then?
[09:18:28] CHE: damn son
[09:18:36] CFA: id say a bit bigger just because ::U
[09:18:51] CFA: oh wait each
[09:19:03] CFA: naw that sounds good
[09:19:26] CFA: how much material would that even be
[09:19:34] CHE: are you sure? it seems a bit excessive in my opinion
[09:19:48] CFA: what head sized is excessive
[09:20:13] CFA: eehhhh i guess youre right ::/
[09:20:19] CFA: it is kinda
[09:20:35] CHE: let's say her entire scrotum is head/basketball sized
[09:20:51] CFA: yes that is good id say
[09:20:51] CHE: each testicle being slightly less than half that
[09:21:11] CFA: fuuuck whyd spidertits stop that one thing
[09:21:12] CHE: great!
[09:21:39] CFA: the thing when she was shoving things down her bulge and making her globes grow
[09:21:52] CHE: according to my calculations, testicles of that size should produce roughly 600ml of ejaculate
[09:22:32] CFA: would that mean we have to make kanayas bigger too
[09:22:53] CFA: since her orgasms are around 500ml
[09:22:56] CHE: what? no, I'm basing this off of the average stallion ejaculate
[09:23:02] CHE: in smut anything is possible
[09:23:08] CFA: ah
[09:23:25] CFA: so 'realstically' the condesce would produce that much
[09:23:30] CHE: besides the semen content is mostly determined by prostatic emission
[09:23:53] CHE: realistically, if the sperm content was proportional to volume
[09:24:06] CFA: so shes also got a huge alien prostate ::U
[09:24:22] CHE: yes
[09:24:50] CHE: this wouldn't cause any noticeable physical differences save a slightly fatter perineum
[09:25:11] CFA: would it be like super sensitive? or no
[09:25:35] CHE: probably
[09:25:58] CHE: there's more prostate/semen producing organs to stimulate
[09:26:14] CFA: so would she just be like dribbling pre-cum all the time?
[09:26:22] CFA: or no
[09:26:53] CHE: if porn was realistic and bound by logical physicl principles then yes
[09:26:58] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I DONT WANT
[09:27:00] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧ANYBODY ELZE
[09:27:06] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧WHEN I THINK ABOUT CONDEZCE I TOUCH MYZELF
[09:27:07] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧OHHHH
[09:27:16] CFA: ha
[09:27:49] CHE: that makes two of us :V
[09:27:55] CFA: three
[09:28:09] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] butt touches everyone. --
[09:28:46] CFA: >implying every troll in the alternian empire hasnt fantasized about the condesce fucking them
[09:28:58] CHE: it's canon
[09:29:16] -- CURRENT fedoralApathy [CFA] touch butts everyone --
[09:29:36] CFA: This Is All Incredibly Silly
[09:30:07] CFA: We Sh♀uld Get T♀ M♀re Pressing Matters
[09:30:27] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I vote covering Louize in bulgez.
[09:30:40] CFA: why not everyone
[09:30:50] CFA: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS
[09:31:15] -- CURRENT homestuckExpert [CHE] looks, pulls out a cardboard box of DICKS --
[09:31:19] CHE: YOU GET A BULGE
[09:31:22] CHE: AND YOU GET A BULGE
[09:31:29] CHE: AND YOU GET A BULGE!
[09:31:30] CFA: also youd need to rp any of the maryam for optimal satisfaction ::U
[09:31:31] CHE: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[09:31:39] CFA: EVERYONE GETS BULGES!
[09:31:47] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I can play Porrim and Kanaya
[09:31:50] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Though
[09:33:10] CFA: though?
[09:34:01] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Idunno
[09:34:39] CFA: oh
[09:34:44] CFA: Hmm
[09:35:24] CHE: did we ever figure out how the Condesce's junk would be contained, if at all
[09:35:35] CFA: seperate pocket?
[09:36:05] CHE: oh yeah it was a custom tailored thing
[09:36:07] CHE: that's right
[09:36:34] CFA: Yup, it was. Ho+w did yo+u fo+rget?
[09:36:35] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zo iz Cockanaya'z dick juzt like
[09:36:39] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧conztantly bulging againzt her drezz
[09:36:47] CHE: a little
[09:36:48] CFA: almost
[09:37:14] CFA: its why she wears dresses ::U (#canon)
[09:37:25] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zo hey
[09:37:29] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧you zhould get mizzing E
[09:37:33] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧If you dont have it
[09:38:02] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧It'll make adrezzing new followerz eazier and a whole lot of other junk
[09:38:25] CFA: ah well maybe?
[09:38:34] CFA: not right now anyways but later
[09:38:35] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Juzt a zuggeztion
[09:38:56] CFA: It Is Alright Thank Y♀u
[09:40:46] CFA: Do+o+t do+o+t
[09:40:50] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧YOu know what I hate?
[09:40:58] CFA: what
[09:41:04] -- CURRENT homestuckExpert [CHE] constructs an orgone accumulator --
[09:41:05] CHE: tell us
[09:41:08] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Karkatz who zay fuckazz
[09:41:20] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Like itz hiz only inzult
[09:41:27] CFA: yes hate it too
[09:41:33] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Pretty much I hate nearly every karkat and every eridan
[09:41:40] CFA: he uses other words and isnt angry all the time
[09:41:40] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I'm a pretty good both of them
[09:41:54] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I'm actually a really mean karkat.
[09:42:00] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧But thatz juzt me venting my own anger
[09:42:13] CFA: why not be caliborn then ::U
[09:42:32] CFA: also louise stop buliding your things
[09:42:46] CFA: or build more i dont know
[09:43:14] CHE: http://orgonegenerators.ca/gallery2.htm muh pyramid power
[09:43:41] CFA: what the fuck is that even supposed to do
[09:43:54] CHE: http://orgonegenerators.ca/#top
[09:44:00] CHE: it's pseudoscience
[09:44:04] CFA: ah
[09:44:06] CHE: the pyramids are pretty though
[09:44:11] CFA: looks like it
[09:44:15] CFA: they are
[09:46:22] CFA: oh jesus janes choking dirk i think
[09:46:30] CHE: what
[09:46:38] CFA: upd8
[09:46:43] CFA: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/05463.gif
[09:47:16] CFA: basically just roxy recounting how they got into the medium to calliope
[09:47:40] CFA: except caliborn just tosses the computer on the ground and keeps walking
[09:50:23] CFA: sooo
[09:50:39] CFA: sorry ::/
[09:50:40] CHE: whoot whoot
[09:50:59] CFA: whoot whoot what
[09:52:36] CFA: sorry i killed the talking again ;;_;;
[09:54:20] CFA: yaaay for killing it ;;_;; sorry
[09:55:17] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] slaps --
[09:55:32] CFA: s-sorry
[09:55:38] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] slaps --
[09:55:57] -- CURRENT fedoralApathy [CFA] sighs --
[09:56:24] CFA: <::/
[09:57:39] CFA: im screwing things up arent i by just making random words
[09:57:47] CFA: and bothering
[09:57:56] CHE: *farts*
[09:58:13] CFA: *queefs*
[09:58:26] CFA: sorry i was getting melodramatic
[09:59:46] CFA: really sorry
[09:59:54] CFA: so hey bulges
[10:00:16] CHE: what of them
[10:00:30] CFA: lets talk about someone other than the condesce and kanaya (unthinkable i know)
[10:00:41] CFA: someone elses bulge
[10:00:46] CHE: who do you have in mind
[10:00:59] CFA: i mean yes maryam bulge is wonderful
[10:01:02] CHE: vriska? terezi? dirk? maplehoof perhaps
[10:01:16] CFA: *shrug* i just didnt want to bore you two ;;_;;
[10:01:37] CFA: oh!
[10:01:44] CHE: yes?
[10:01:54] CFA: would meenah have a similar bulge to the condesce or would it be the same
[10:02:06] CFA: like size and everything
[10:02:06] CHE: hmm that's a good question
[10:02:26] CHE: let me cross-reference my hemospectrum puberty notes
[10:02:46] CFA: well yeah shed be smaller because shes younger
[10:03:09] CFA: wait would that mean that the longer the condesce lives the longer her bulge gets ::U
[10:03:20] CFA: or bigger i mean
[10:03:24] CHE: gasp
[10:03:32] CHE: that would be an interesting concept
[10:03:36] CHE: like a tree trunk
[10:03:39] CFA: given the size of her hair...
[10:03:55] CHE: only with flesh instead of rings
[10:03:58] CFA: shes probably kind 'old'
[10:04:01] CFA: hehe
[10:05:03] CHE: let's say Meenah has pretty small testicles in comparison to everyone else, with an 11 inch bulge similar to the Condesce's in appearance
[10:05:30] CFA: wait a second
[10:05:37] CHE: what's up
[10:05:38] CFA: that is my exact headcanon
[10:05:48] CHE: hahahaha
[10:06:03] CFA: like exactly eleven inches with egg sized shame globes
[10:06:06] CHE: great minds think alike
[10:06:14] CFA: i mean egg isnt too small
[10:06:24] CHE: that or I'm subconsciously remembering your headcanon post
[10:06:27] CFA: egg just means like 'avergae'
[10:06:44] CFA: *shrug* maybe we both had the same idea all along
[10:06:54] CHE: it's possible
[10:07:15] CFA: speaking of headcanons
[10:07:15] CHE: say what would Nepeta's bulge be like if green pigments = superior genital development
[10:07:36] CFA: i really need to get around to finishing them ::U
[10:07:41] CHE: cats have naturally puny dicks but that would be boring
[10:07:43] CFA: huge beast killer
[10:07:59] CFA: she clobbers things to death with it
[10:08:10] CHE: brilliant
[10:08:33] CFA: and now we know exactly why equiuss didnt like her killing animals
[10:08:43] CHE: in an ironic tweest, Nepeta has a horsecock and Equius has micropeen
[10:08:43] CFA: too inhumane
[10:08:48] CFA: ha
[10:09:05] CHE: oh god this explains everything
[10:09:22] CHE: Equius has penis envy
[10:09:35] CFA: thats why theyre moirails
[10:09:53] CFA: nepeta allows him to look at it occasionally
[10:10:28] CHE: to be appropriately dissimilar from Kanaya's, we should emphasize how bestial it is
[10:10:50] CFA: does kanaya have thick veins or no
[10:10:55] CHE: with a small ring of spikes and criminally unmoisturized tissue
[10:10:56] CHE: hmm
[10:11:06] CHE: let's say no
[10:11:09] CFA: like bulging pulsing jade along her cock
[10:11:13] CFA: alright
[10:11:21] CHE: Nepeta can have that instead
[10:11:28] CHE: that worked out well
[10:11:34] CFA: it seems more appropriate
[10:11:38] CFA: what did
[10:11:47] CHE: the Sorting Of The Cocks
[10:12:08] CFA: ah
[10:12:29] CFA: im guessing you like foreskinned bulges better ::U
[10:12:46] CFA: wait im assuming i should have asked that
[10:12:57] CFA: ahhhh
[10:13:03] CHE: I can't say it's a 'guilty' pleasure
[10:13:12] CHE: because I feel absolutely no shame whatsoever hahahaha
[10:13:32] CFA: You Do Not Show Any Shame Towards Bulges
[10:14:08] CFA: would feferi also have a monster bulge ::U
[10:14:28] CHE: probably not
[10:14:36] CHE: pink is the chromatic opposite of green
[10:14:51] CHE: she'd have either the smallest or the least humanoid
[10:14:53] CFA: no i mean going by the condesce thing earlier
[10:15:26] CFA: would feferi grow a huge bulge too
[10:15:28] CHE: the Condesce is only that way because she's a megalomaniacal narcissist
[10:15:34] CHE: ditto with Meenah
[10:15:40] CHE: Feferi is a different person
[10:16:02] CFA: aw you dont want the sweet troll girl to have a two foot bulge ::U
[10:16:18] CFA: (well technically kanaya has one but shush)
[10:16:29] CHE: when EVERY troll girl has a two-foot or larger bulge they stop being so amazing
[10:16:47] CFA: true
[10:16:48] CHE: she has endowment in other areas
[10:17:03] CFA: breasts correct
[10:17:08] CHE: yes
[10:17:26] CFA: wait would meenah have huge boobs too
[10:17:35] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧back
[10:17:43] CHE: you'd think so but it doesn't fit her punky attitude
[10:17:48] CHE: the Condesce Might
[10:17:50] CHE: *might
[10:17:54] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧meenah would have a nice azz
[10:18:00] CFA: Condesce Might
[10:18:02] CHE: yeah I can see that
[10:18:04] CFA: yes probably
[10:18:07] CHE: small, but impressive
[10:18:19] CHE: let me whip up a schema for you guys
[10:18:53] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧what if i juzt let you whip me up
[10:18:53] CFA: alrighty
[10:19:01] CFA: hue hue hue
[10:19:22] CFA: That Would Be Okay *whips him with her bulge*
[10:21:14] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧oh yez
[10:21:26] CHE: double checking, what's the consensus for Vriska's bodytype?
[10:21:32] CFA: What abo+ut me
[10:21:42] CFA: smut headcanon or actual headcanon
[10:21:47] CHE: smut
[10:21:52] CFA: tits
[10:21:55] CFA: giant
[10:22:07] CFA: kind of shapely but mostly skinny
[10:22:19] CFA: and you MM
[10:22:44] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧what?
[10:23:03] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧oh
[10:23:04] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧vrizka
[10:23:04] CFA: waht does vriska look like in your headcanon
[10:23:15] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧agree with john
[10:23:21] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧large buzt
[10:23:57] CHE: hmmmmm
[10:24:08] CHE: this isn't making the most consistent chart
[10:24:14] CHE: there isn't much of a pattern
[10:24:20] CFA: >smut
[10:24:30] CFA: you asked for that
[10:25:49] CFA: realistically aradia should be the most developed depending on where karkat even places for a troll
[10:25:53] CHE: aw man we could have had such a great venn diagram here
[10:26:05] CHE: now it has to be a SCATTER PLOT
[10:26:05] CFA: oh sorry ::U
[10:26:08] CHE: FUCK SCATTER PLOTS
[10:26:26] CFA: scatter plots are nice YOU TAKE THAT BACK
[10:27:14] CHE: alright I am doing this man
[10:27:19] CHE: http://www.doka.ch/Excel3Dscatterplot.htm
[10:27:57] CFA: >3d scatter plots
[10:28:04] CFA: nooooo
[10:28:15] CHE: it has three variables man
[10:28:22] CHE: bulge, bust, butt
[10:28:45] CFA: yes and
[10:28:53] CFA: oh oh now i get it
[10:28:59] CHE: you need a 3d graph for that
[10:28:59] CFA: sort of anyway
[10:29:00] CHE: exactly
[10:29:08] CHE: I'll send you the finished product in the morning
[10:29:12] CHE: see you then!
[10:29:19] CHE ceased responding to memo.
[10:29:26] CFA: bye <3
[10:29:30] CFA: well then ::U
[10:29:36] CFA: whoops
[10:30:44] CFA: hmmm
[10:31:10] CFA: oh shit its 10:30
[10:31:20] CFA: that is kinda late for her i think ::U
[10:31:40] CFA: you are there correct
[10:31:58] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧yeah
[10:31:59] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧kind of
[10:32:16] CFA: oh well hmm
[10:32:36] CFA: sorry i guess?
[10:33:09] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧for what?
[10:33:20] CFA: *shrug*
[10:33:30] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧im in a weird mood
[10:33:53] CFA: ah
[10:34:05] CFA: you okay?
[10:34:27] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Yeah
[10:34:29] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I mean weird az in
[10:34:34] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I wanna RP a certain thing
[10:34:40] CFA: oh
[10:34:47] CFA: well we can if you want ::U
[10:34:59] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧We dont have to
[10:35:07] CFA: what is it.
[10:35:26] CFA: tell me and then i can say yes or no. okay?
[10:35:40] CFA: also preemptive apology
[10:35:47] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Futa on male
[10:36:02] CFA: now was that that hard?
[10:36:05] CFA: yes
[10:36:15] CFA: who did you have in mind
[10:36:35] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I dunno
[10:37:01] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Jayuza if I can remember hiz quirk or Eridan
[10:37:02] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧whichever
[10:37:30] CFA: i was gonna ask wether you wanted to be the futa or the male ::U
[10:37:41] CFA: but i see you want to be the guy
[10:37:45] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧>>
[10:37:56] CFA: Naw Its Cool
[10:38:02] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Zhen iz the only one I can top with
[10:38:31] CFA: so uh were done with that rp session for right now?
[10:38:34] CFA: the shen one
[10:38:41] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Mhm
[10:38:49] CMP ceased responding to memo.
[10:38:54] CCT ceased responding to memo.
[10:39:15] CFA: there we go
[10:39:38] CFA: so should i be kanaya or who
[10:40:20] CFA: ::?
[10:41:42] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Thinking
[10:41:47] CFA: (also im glad you two are friends i was nervous as all hell)
[10:42:05] CFA: okay
[10:43:24] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Why?
[10:43:39] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Alzo I kind of want to be me but that'z weird az all hell
[10:43:51] CFA: not really
[10:44:09] CFA: ive rped with louise as louise before ::U
[10:44:26] CFA: mostly with kanaya but still
[10:45:11] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Yeah but for zome reazon I guezz it zeemz weird if itz a guy
[10:45:59] CFA: why? im never myself in these so you can just imagine it actually is kanaya or whoever
[10:46:43] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧bluh I juzt feel bad
[10:47:20] CFA: do you want some aradia bulge to cheer you up 0u0
[10:47:39] CFA: (sorry)
[10:47:58] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧nnng
[10:48:02] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧Aradia
[10:48:28] CFA: what do you like me 0u0
[10:48:29] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧iz like
[10:48:33] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧one - i will murder you
[10:48:40] CFA: oh
[10:48:44] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧aradia getz to me a zpecial way
[10:48:46] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧oddly enough
[10:48:54] CFA: so no aradia then
[10:49:01] CFA: sorry
[10:49:24] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧no no
[10:49:30] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧i love aradia zhez one of my favoritez
[10:49:37] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧for zome reazon zhe juzt getz to me differently
[10:49:58] CFA: oh. like what exactly?
[10:50:12] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧i dunno
[10:50:16] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧hard to explain
[10:50:19] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧zhez juzt zo adorable
[10:50:28] CFA: like more feelings for her or both hatred and love
[10:50:30] CFA: ah
[10:51:02] CFA: not the first time ive met someone slightly obsessed with a character ::U
[10:51:15] CMM: *:･ﾟ✧I wouldn't zay obzezzed
[10:51:18] CFA: i think? sorry if im wrong
[10:52:14] CFA: ah okay then
[10:53:02] CMM: Its just like
[10:53:11] CMM: far more arousing and meaningful i guess
[10:53:25] CFA: so yes to the aradia or...
[10:53:47] CMM: Yes
[10:53:58] CFA: alrighty
[10:54:16] CFA: hello there 0u0 you seem to be having fun
[10:54:41] CFA: (wait wait i forgot: headcanons and stuff)
[10:55:53] CFA: (what are yours)
[10:56:15] CMM: ((Don't have any.))
[10:56:17] CFA: (i think hourglass type of body)
[10:57:10] CMM: ((Yeah.))
[10:57:23] CFA: *you step into the room and wave to him*
[10:57:50] CFA: so how did you even get here kanaya had something like this happen before
[10:59:09] CFA: well anyway im aradia megido
[10:59:25] CFA: i like to explore 0u0
[10:59:31] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] sits up and coughs a bit, looking over the troll woman briefly. --
[10:59:35] CFA: wait no that looks silly
[10:59:53] CFA: are you alright you coughed
[10:59:54] CMM: Er. I have no idea, honestly. I'm Dan. Also no, that's really rather cute.
[10:59:59] CMM: I'm fine.
[11:00:13] CFA: is it thank you 0u0
[11:00:23] CMM: Yes, very much so.
[11:00:53] CFA: well its not really important how you got here what is important is what were going to do now
[11:01:06] CMM: Do you have any suggestions?
[11:01:36] CFA: hmm not really
[11:01:43] CFA: i mean we could go do something
[11:01:53] CFA: or do something here
[11:02:10] CFA: we could talk
[11:02:16] CFA: so many possibilities
[11:02:21] CMM: All of that sounds pretty okay.
[11:02:28] CFA: so many timelines ha ha
[11:02:39] CFA: well what do you want to do
[11:02:42] CMM: Timelines?
[11:03:01] CMM: Oh, er, really anything. You seem nice enough so I'm sure your company would be more than enjoyable.
[11:03:23] CFA: timelines! you know things that couldve happened but technically didnt
[11:03:34] CMM: I guess?
[11:03:41] CMM: Makes sense, I suppose.
[11:03:51] CFA: *you walk closer to him and sit down gently*
[11:04:33] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] smiles a little and looks about slowly. --
[11:05:12] CMM: So what exactly are you?
[11:05:17] CFA: so i guess were going to talk
[11:05:19] CMM: Sorry if that's a little blunt.
[11:05:20] CFA: troll 0u0
[11:05:29] CMM: Troll?
[11:06:09] CFA: (you dont have to know nothing about her) (you can have an idea of who and what she is ::U)
[11:06:20] CFA: i am a troll
[11:06:43] CMM: I see.
[11:06:59] CMM: So what do you do, Aradia?
[11:07:20] CFA: spelunking and archeology mostly
[11:07:38] CMM: Oh, that must be pretty fun and interesting.
[11:08:18] CFA: it really is
[11:08:25] CFA: its so fun
[11:08:35] CMM: I've never done either, really.
[11:08:52] CFA: well thats too bad
[11:09:21] CMM: I suppose? I've never really been horribly interested in it.
[11:09:26] CMM: Tight spaces make me just a bit nervous.
[11:09:49] CFA: but the nervousness makes them fun
[11:10:11] CFA: you never know if youll have enough rope to climb to the bottom of a ravine
[11:10:25] CMM: Heights also freak me out a bit.
[11:10:49] CFA: well that sucks doesnt it
[11:11:13] CMM: Yeah, quite a lot.
[11:11:15] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] sighs a bit. --
[11:11:55] CFA: aw sorry did i make you feel sad
[11:12:23] CMM: No, no. I'm just not horribly interesting.
[11:12:30] CMM: Sort of feel bad for it, I guess?
[11:13:03] CFA: well you shouldnt feel bad for it
[11:13:16] CFA: and youre probably pretty interesting
[11:14:08] CMM: Maybe.
[11:15:03] CMM: I'm more into computers and such.
[11:15:07] CFA: see now tell me about yourself
[11:15:16] CFA: like equius
[11:15:34] CMM: ((Sollux was computers equius was robots))
[11:16:30] CFA: ((well arent robots just mobile computers ::U but yes sorry))
[11:16:39] CFA: i mean like sollux
[11:16:48] CMM: Sure, I suppose.
[11:16:54] CFA: equiuss robots were creepy
[11:17:16] CMM: So where am I exactly?
[11:17:50] CFA: ((would you like this to devolve into sex sooner? or later? ::U))
[11:18:00] CFA: just a room in a random bubble
[11:18:04] CMM: ((Up to you. Either way.))
[11:18:06] CMM: Bubble?
[11:18:11] CFA: dream bubbles
[11:18:19] CMM: Oh. I'm asleep, I guess.
[11:18:26] CFA: probably
[11:18:30] CFA: unless youre dead
[11:18:36] CMM: Hope not.
[11:19:06] CMM: Well I actually I honestly wouldn't care.
[11:19:15] CMM: Wow, that's morbid.
[11:19:30] CFA: that is pretty morbid 0n0
[11:19:36] CMM: I need to stop being an idiot around cute... weird chicks.
[11:19:37] CFA: i should know ha ha
[11:19:38] CMM: No offense.
[11:19:52] CFA: none taken for either comment
[11:20:29] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stands up and stretches a bit. --
[11:20:52] -- CURRENT fedoralApathy [CFA] follows suit --
[11:21:35] CMM: I like your wings, by the way.
[11:22:12] CFA: oh thank you i like them too *you flutter them lightly*
[11:22:51] CMM: Do they actually carry your weight? Not that I'm saying you're fat!
[11:23:06] CMM: Ugh. Shutting up now.
[11:23:40] CFA: yes of course they do *you fly into the air, your wings flapping occasionally*
[11:24:01] CFA: and i only think im fat in a few places hehe
[11:24:12] CMM: What do you mean?
[11:24:58] CFA: well *you turn around in the air and show him your clinging godtier tights* here mostly
[11:25:48] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] blinks and stares at her rear for a few moments, slowly becoming aroused. --
[11:25:53] CMM: Ah, I see...
[11:26:26] CFA: and *you turn around again showing your bulging chest* here
[11:26:44] CFA: theyre kind of bothersome sometimes!
[11:27:47] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] blushes slightly, his own member becoming more erect now and lightly pushing against his jeans. --
[11:27:53] CMM: I would imagine so.
[11:27:57] CMM: They're probably heavy.
[11:28:24] CFA: they used to be but going godtier helped with that part about them
[11:28:36] CMM: Ah, that works out then.
[11:28:45] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] moves to sit down to slightly cover up his erection. --
[11:29:37] CFA: oh! i forgot here too *you lift up the piece of cloth covering your crotch* thats fat too hehe
[11:30:09] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] widens eyes a bit and stares at her crotch, not really saying anything about it. --
[11:30:40] CFA: sorry was that a bit weird i havent talked to people in a while
[11:30:52] CFA: 0n0
[11:31:36] CMM: N-no! You're fine!
[11:31:46] CMM: Just a little surprised.
[11:31:50] CFA: oh okay
[11:32:02] CFA: in a good way i hope
[11:32:26] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] nods a little bit and smiles faintly again. --
[11:32:52] CFA: yay 0u0 im glad i didnt weird you out there
[11:33:40] CMM: No, of course not. You're very cute and good looking. Fairly friendly as well.
[11:34:16] CFA: aw thank you *you flutter back onto the ground*
[11:35:03] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] smiles a bit more, folding one leg over the other. --
[11:35:57] CFA: so now what exactly do we do
[11:36:04] CFA: oh wait
[11:36:12] CMM: Hmm?
[11:36:17] CFA: i could fly you around a bit
[11:36:29] CMM: Sure, I suppose. Sounds fine to me.
[11:36:29] CFA: i mean not that high but you know
[11:37:53] CFA: come on *you extend a hand to him*
[11:38:13] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stands up slowly and takes her hand. --
[11:39:04] CFA: *gasp* your bulge
[11:39:22] CFA: *you pull him closer to you*
[11:39:36] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] goes back to blushing a bit, looking at her as he's pulled to her. --
[11:39:41] CMM: Nngh, sorry. Sorry.
[11:39:53] CFA: no its fine
[11:40:08] CFA: im flattered i look good to you 0u0
[11:40:20] CMM: Yes. Yes, you do. Very good.
[11:41:09] CFA: thank you again *you start to fly, holding onto both his hands*
[11:41:36] CMM: You're welcome. Do you uh... mind if I ask you something?
[11:42:25] CFA: not at all *you flutter a bit higher*
[11:43:05] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] looks around quietly for a moment before glancing up at her and then at the ground. --
[11:43:13] CMM: Why do you have a... cock?
[11:43:50] CFA: *you look down at him and quirk your eyebrow* you mean a bulge
[11:44:18] CMM: Sure. I guess.
[11:45:31] CFA: then yes i do i showed you it before when i pulled up the weird flap of a dress
[11:45:50] CMM: Yeah, but why?
[11:45:54] CMM: I mean why do you have one?
[11:46:01] CMM: It isn't normal for humans...
[11:46:20] CFA: trolls have both i didnt know that wasnt normal for humans
[11:46:28] CMM: I see.
[11:46:40] CMM: So where are we going?
[11:46:58] CFA: nowhere!
[11:47:02] CFA: were just flying
[11:47:18] CMM: Ah. It's... neat. I'm a little nervous but it isn't too bad.
[11:48:03] CFA: *you continue flying, looking around for somewhere to land*
[11:48:07] CFA: it really isnt
[11:48:33] CMM: I think if I had wings I wouldn't be so afraid of heights.
[11:49:02] CFA: well that would make sense
[11:49:12] CFA: youd have to get used to them to fly
[11:50:02] CMM: Yeah, makes sense.
[11:50:38] CFA: ah that place looks good
[11:50:58] CMM: Sure, let's land there.
[11:51:28] CFA: *you flutter down to the ground, placing him down first and accidently touching his head with your bulge*
[11:52:03] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] blinks a bit and bites the inner bit of his lower lip, not mentioning it for the moment. --
[11:52:32] CFA: so here we are! random rock in space
[11:52:53] CMM: What a great random rock. It is the randomest and the rockest.
[11:53:18] CFA: exactly i hope there are some caves though
[11:53:56] CMM: Ha. It might be fun to explore one I suppose.
[11:54:19] CFA: yes it will be fun i know it will
[11:54:24] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] looks down briefly to check on his still hard member before starting to walk about. --
[11:54:27] CMM: Let's look for one
[11:55:01] CFA: alright *you dont land and walk but instead fly next to him, searching for a cave*
[11:55:34] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] keeps looking over at her every now and then, trying not to think about it too much --
[11:55:54] CFA: hmm where would caves even be
[11:56:08] CMM: In the ground.
[11:56:31] CFA: haha no i meant theres no signs like a normal cave
[11:56:47] CMM: Maybe it'll be in a crater or something?
[11:56:59] CFA: itll probably be a crater
[11:57:07] CFA: speaking of theres a crater!
[11:57:15] CMM: Oh, cool!
[11:57:29] CFA: *you giddily fly to the crater*
[11:58:02] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] walks over to it and stands by the edge. --
[11:58:45] CFA: so should i go first or you
[11:59:09] CFA: well ill actually have to fly you down there wont i
[11:59:17] CMM: Probably.
[11:59:20] CFA: we didnt bring any equipment
[11:59:45] CMM: Yeah... That would be a problem.
[12:00:43] CFA: *you grab his shoulders and start to fly down into the hole*
[12:00:58] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] avoids looking down and instead just stares up. --
[12:01:38] CFA: oh sorry i forgot about the fear of heights
[12:02:00] CMM: It's fine, don't worry.
[12:04:12] CMM: Looks like an interesting cave, though.
[12:04:16] CFA: alright then *you continue down, trying not to hit his legs against any rocks*
[12:04:23] CFA: it does doesnt it
[12:05:18] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] smiles at her again and just continues to look up at her. --
[12:05:33] CMM: Almost there?
[12:05:52] CFA: i think so but you never know with caves
[12:06:19] CMM: So do you always wear that outfit?
[12:06:35] CFA: i do but i could change it if i wanted
[12:06:44] CMM: Oh, that's cool.
[12:07:08] CFA: *you concentrate momentarily and change outfits* see
[12:07:19] CMM: Oh, that's awesome.
[12:07:49] CFA: yup it is pretty awesome *you change back into your original outfit*
[12:08:07] CFA: okay it looks like were about to the bottom
[12:08:52] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] finally looks down at the ground, a little disturbed but otherwise fine. He turns his head around to look behind him real quick before looking back down. --
[12:09:14] CFA: see that wasnt so bad
[12:10:12] CMM: I guess not.
[12:10:17] CMM: Thanks for showing me around.
[12:10:53] CFA: youre welcome 0u0 *you plop him on the ground and start fluttering around the cave floor*
[12:11:21] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] takes one last look at her before wandering around and taking a look at things. --
[12:13:05] CFA: oh i found some gems over here
[12:13:15] CMM: What really?
[12:13:22] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] moves ove and kneels down. --
[12:13:58] CFA: yep not exactly uncommon ones
[12:14:08] CFA: but its still nice
[12:14:13] CMM: Still, though.
[12:14:23] CFA: *you flutter next to him and look*
[12:14:28] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] picks up one or two before standing back up. --
[12:14:57] CFA: youre going to keep them
[12:15:09] CMM: Sure.
[12:15:13] CFA: *picks a few up herself*
[12:15:21] CFA: smart
[12:15:30] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] takes the moment to get another good look at her rear. --
[12:16:42] CFA: now onto other parts of this cave *you fly back up and wink slightly at him* and i saw you
[12:17:07] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] blinks but raises an eyebrow at her, following her into the cave. --
[12:17:13] CMM: You didn't see anything.
[12:17:22] CFA: i dont mind you looking
[12:17:33] CMM: I did nothing like that.
[12:17:59] CFA: of course you did! i saw you
[12:18:09] CMM: No idea what you're talking about.
[12:18:22] CFA: *you fly in front of his face and point at him* yes you do
[12:18:35] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] shakes his head, trying his best not to smile. --
[12:18:36] CMM: Nope.
[12:19:35] CFA: *you puff out your cheeks slightly at his denial* of course you do
[12:19:49] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] shrugs his shoulders and looks away. --
[12:19:57] CMM: I really don't know~!
[12:21:36] CFA: fine *you float away from him slightly* whatever that was probably my imagination because you obviously dont like how i look *you give your rump a slap*
[12:22:34] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] looks back over at her in time to catch the buttslap, still aroused. He let out a soft sigh and shook his head. --
[12:22:41] CMM: Of course I like how you look.
[12:23:00] CFA: so you did look
[12:23:09] CMM: I never said that.
[12:23:11] CFA: Uu0
[12:23:25] CFA: ((that is supposed to be a wink ::U))
[12:23:54] CMM: ((I got it))
[12:24:24] CFA: *you grab your ass and jiggle it* so you didnt look at this
[12:24:33] CFA: not at all ever
[12:24:59] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] can't help but stare this time, his member obviously pushing against his jeans. --
[12:25:07] CMM: Fine, I may have glanced.
[12:27:01] CFA: aha so you did *you continue jiggling your rump, your globes also being shown through your pants as you do so*
[12:28:15] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] continues to watch her quietly now, biting his lower lip for a moment and then moving to look at the cave more. --
[12:28:18] CMM: Yes, I did.
[12:29:13] CFA: alright just checking *you stop and fly next to him, intent to find something better than the gems*
[12:29:46] CMM: You do have a very nice ass, though.
[12:30:05] CFA: well of course
[12:30:09] CFA: i mean thank you
[12:30:37] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] laughs a little and quickly gives her butt a grope before moving a bit faster ahead of her. --
[12:30:51] CFA: ive been near enough people to know what theyre looking at
[12:31:30] CFA: ah *you move your hands to your rump before flying after him* you cant outrun me i have magic
[12:31:43] CMM: I can try.
[12:31:58] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] starts jogging a bit faster, making sure to stay just a bit ahead of her. --
[12:32:50] CFA: *you flap your wings faster, a trail of maroon scales following you*
[12:33:32] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] spots a hole nearby and heads for it quickly, moving down onto his knees and going into it. However, he quickly gets stuck halfway in. --
[12:33:34] CMM: Welp.
[12:33:36] CMM: Karma.
[12:34:17] CFA: *you stop in front of the hole, staring the part of him you can see* hehe
[12:34:28] CFA: *you touch his butt*
[12:34:49] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] squirms a bit at the touch and starts wiggling about, trying to get out. --
[12:34:52] CMM: Wanna help
[12:35:38] CFA: yeah of course *you grab his belt loops and start to pull*
[12:36:10] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] widens eyes and starts to freak out quietly. --
[12:36:15] CMM: Er, no, not the best idea.
[12:36:46] CFA: why not
[12:37:06] CMM: You'll probably end up taking my pants.
[12:37:39] CFA: oh
[12:37:48] CFA: so what else should i do
[12:38:00] CMM: I... don't actually know.
[12:38:02] CFA: nothing around to make you slip out easier
[12:38:06] CFA: 0n0
[12:38:30] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] sighs a bit again and tries to wiggle free again. --
[12:38:50] CFA: this is horrible i wanted this to be fun
[12:38:58] CFA: but now youre stuck
[12:39:00] CMM: Could be worse?
[12:39:15] CFA: how we could both be stuck
[12:39:22] CMM: Yeah.
[12:39:29] CMM: Or I could not be dreaming.
[12:39:33] CFA: point taken
[12:39:50] CMM: I guess just try pulling me out.
[12:40:21] CFA: okay *you grab the loops again and pull hard, trying ti yank him from the hole*
[12:40:29] CFA: *trying to
[12:41:22] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] tries to pull in the opposite direction, only succeeding in losing his pants like he said he would. Now bare assed. --
[12:41:28] CMM: Fuuuuck.
[12:41:39] CMM: This is what I going commando constantly.
[12:42:29] CFA: oh sorry *you stare at his bared hips, unsure of what to do and feeling your bulge start to harden slighty*
[12:42:53] CMM: I'm just going to try and relax and maybe I'll slip free?
[12:42:55] CMM: I don't know.
[12:43:08] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] folds his arms and rests his head on them, grumbling a little. --
[12:43:23] CFA: hm 0n0
[12:44:07] CFA: *you idily stare at him, your bulge hardening a bit farther*
[12:44:22] CMM: Think I should try and knock some rock loose or something?
[12:45:01] CFA: huh
[12:45:05] CFA: yeah try that
[12:45:22] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] tries to move his hips around a little, using them to jiggle some rocks free. --
[12:46:06] CFA: *you place your hands around the opening and try to help, inadvertently touching him multiple times*
[12:46:46] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] ignores the multiple touches for now, his own member occasionally visible and still hard. --
[12:46:55] CMM: So, uh, have any friends?
[12:47:17] CFA: i had friends and i still see them occasionally
[12:47:50] CMM: That's good.
[12:48:35] CFA: not really because theyre dead usually so i have to get them where they need to go
[12:48:51] CMM: Oh... Nevermind, that sucks.
[12:49:06] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stops moving around and grunts a little bit. --
[12:49:11] CMM: That's starting to hurt.
[12:49:30] CFA: oh okay let me try again *you grab onto his hips and pull back again, your bulge hardening further at the sight*
[12:50:08] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] moves back a little bit toward her, coming a little more loose from the hole. --
[12:50:30] CFA: it feels like it might be working 0u0
[12:50:48] CMM: Might be.
[12:51:34] CMM: Try again I guess?
[12:51:42] CFA: *mustering all your godly strength, you pull again*
[12:52:06] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] pops from the hole and bumps back against her, his butt slamming into her. --
[12:52:52] CFA: *you fall back as he hits you accidently* ahhn careful
[12:53:25] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] looks back at her briefly and moves off her and standing up. --
[12:53:27] CMM: Uh, sorry.
[12:54:55] CFA: its alright *your bulge is plainly visible in your pants, the fabric stretched tight around its girth*
[12:56:25] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] glances at her bulge once before leaning down and grabbing his pants. He pulled them up over his already erect and twitching bulge. --
[12:56:31] CMM: Anyway...
[12:56:33] CMM: What now?
[12:57:38] CFA: uh we can still explore *you stand up, your bulge bouncing in your pants as you do so*
[12:57:58] CMM: Sure, anything you want.
[12:58:05] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] smiles a little at her again. --
[12:59:10] CFA: well then lets go *you fly back into the air trying to ignore your tight pants*
[12:59:38] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] can't help but take glances at her every now and then, looking between her rear and her bulge as they walk. --
[01:00:11] CFA: uh im sorry about my bulge
[01:00:30] CFA: i just got kind of excited seeing you like that
[01:00:50] CMM: No, no you're fine. You don't have to apologize.
[01:00:54] CMM: It doesn't bother me.
[01:01:10] CFA: oh thats good then
[01:01:34] CFA: so you wouldnt mind if i take off my pants or is that assuming too much
[01:02:16] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] opens his mouth to say something before closing it again. He just shakes his head to show he doesn't mind. --
[01:03:33] CFA: okay thanks *you concentrate and your pants turn into a pair of leggings with an open crotch*
[01:04:06] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] inadvertantly stares at her crotch for a few moments before going back to walking calmly. Or somewhat calmly. --
[01:04:52] CFA: sorry it was getting too tight
[01:05:07] CMM: No need to apologize.
[01:05:22] CFA: my bulge is fat like the rest of me 0n0
[01:05:35] CMM: All of you looks good.
[01:05:54] CFA: *you fly towards what looks like another gem vein* oh oh
[01:06:02] CMM: And you make the cutest faces.
[01:06:08] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] moves over with her quickly. --
[01:06:17] CFA: aw thank you *you hug him closely and try to ignore your bulge*
[01:06:38] CMM: Ah...
[01:06:46] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] wraps his arms around her, trying to do the same. --
[01:08:14] CFA: oh theyre opals
[01:08:35] CMM: Oh, neat.
[01:09:08] CFA: pretty but quite common if i remember
[01:09:20] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] kneels down and begins to pick a few of them up. --
[01:10:12] CFA: *does the same, taking the rest of them*
[01:10:32] CMM: How big is it, anyway? I mean yeah its a bit fat like you said...
[01:10:47] CFA: what my bulge
[01:10:58] CMM: Yeah.
[01:10:59] CFA: um im not sure exactly
[01:11:14] CFA: ((how big do you want it ::U))
[01:11:52] CMM: ((Whatever your headcannon is for it))
[01:12:14] CFA: ((thats like average and not big at all!))
[01:12:31] CMM: ((Well you're playing here!))
[01:12:34] CMM: ((Her*))
[01:13:07] CFA: ((oh sorry umu)) ((i just wanted to be your perfect aradia for you))
[01:13:11] CMM: Aren't there usually like springs and stuff in here?
[01:13:20] CMM: ((Psh. You're perfect.))
[01:13:35] CFA: yeah usually but we are on a rock in the middle of nowhere
[01:13:46] CMM: ah, right. My bad.
[01:14:16] CFA: ((umu)) ((maybe 8 inches long and like 3 wide? with like plum sized globes))
[01:14:30] CMM: ((Sounds good to me. Whatever you prefer.))
[01:14:37] CMM: ((I'm actually enjoying this.))
[01:14:47] CMM: ((I actually enjoy all our rp))
[01:14:50] CFA: ((i would hope so ::U))
[01:15:16] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stands back up and looks around, starting to wander off again. --
[01:15:26] CFA: last i checked i think my bulge was like 8 inches going by your human measurements
[01:15:38] CMM: Ah. That's pretty good.
[01:15:41] CMM: I mean, uh
[01:15:46] CMM: That's above average?
[01:16:06] CFA: i believe so for humans and for trolls too
[01:16:13] CMM: Cool.
[01:16:24] CFA: we surprisingly have the same average bulge length!
[01:16:25] CMM: I'm only average.
[01:17:13] CFA: oh
[01:17:20] CFA: well thats good too 0u0
[01:17:26] CMM: I... suppose.
[01:17:32] CMM: You're lucky to be a bit bigger, though.
[01:18:16] CFA: if im lucky i wonder how vriska looked 0n0
[01:18:22] CFA: she had all the luck
[01:18:27] CFA: all of it
[01:18:38] CMM: Still you're really good looking all around anyway.
[01:18:41] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] smiles at her. --
[01:19:27] CFA: thank you again 0u0
[01:19:37] CMM: Making cute faces again.
[01:20:26] CFA: 0o0
[01:21:18] CMM: See. There you go again.
[01:21:29] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] laughs a little bit and goes back to slowly moving along. --
[01:21:56] CFA: *you fly slightly behind him, planning something*
[01:22:32] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] doesn't pay much attention to her this time, looking for more jewels instead. --
[01:24:20] CFA: *you sneakily fly above him*
[01:25:18] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] heads over to a pile of rocks and stops for a moment, looking at them for any jewel signs. --
[01:26:00] CFA: hey look up
[01:26:49] CFA: *you fly down and plant your bulge right in front of his face*
[01:30:08] CFA: hehe
[01:30:19] CFA: 0u0
[01:31:29] CFA: ((::?))
[01:36:25] CFA: ((88?))
[01:39:06] CFA: ((oh god im sorry did i do something wtong ::U))
[01:48:23] CMM: ((Oh god))
[01:48:32] CMM: ((YOu still there?((
[01:48:33] CFA: ((what))
[01:48:42] CFA: ((yes ::D))
[01:48:46] CMM: ((I'm sorry *hugs*))
[01:48:52] CFA: ((if im on im here))
[01:49:05] CMM: ((I'm so sorry <3))
[01:49:23] CFA: ((so may i ask what happened)) ((and its alright ::U <3))
[01:49:33] CMM: ((Fell asleep. Pased out.))
[01:49:50] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] looks up at her agaim staring at the bulge placed right in front of his face. --
[01:49:53] CMM: Oh...
[01:50:03] CFA: ((ah)) ((so do you want to go back to sleep or...))
[01:50:14] CFA: hehe 0u0
[01:50:15] CMM: ((I'm up))
[01:50:30] CMM: Hello Aradia cock. Hello Aradia.
[01:50:32] CFA: ((in more ways than one hue hue hue))
[01:50:42] CMM: ((PERHAPS))
[01:51:01] CFA: hello down there
[01:51:16] CFA: *you pap him in the head with your bulge*
[01:51:40] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] blushes red some more and continues to watch the bulge, hesitantly reaching up and grabbing it. --
[01:52:24] CFA: ahn i was just playing you didnt need to grab it 0u0
[01:52:38] CMM: Oh...Do you want me to stop?
[01:52:39] CMM: Sorry.
[01:53:27] CFA: i didnt say that
[01:53:34] CFA: just dont be so sudden!
[01:53:44] CMM: Alright...
[01:54:05] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] begins to slowly stroke her bulge, looking up at her while blushing a little bit. --
[01:54:32] CFA: hehe your hand feels nice *you pump downwards into his grip*
[01:54:45] CMM: Ah..
[01:55:12] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stares at the bulge in front of his face, giving it a light squeeze and turning his eyes away for a moment. --
[01:55:28] CFA: *your bulge hardens fully again, spreading his fingers wider*
[01:55:46] CMM: It got bigger...
[01:56:13] CFA: yup bulges do that 0u0
[01:56:40] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] keeps stroking her for a few more moments, eventually pulling his hand away and looking up at her. --
[01:57:04] CFA: what is it
[01:57:13] CMM: Should I keep going?
[01:57:23] CFA: if you would like 0u0
[01:57:32] CMM: Would you want me to?
[01:57:51] CFA: *your bulge flexes in the air slightly* maybe just a bit
[01:58:00] CFA: okay more than a bit
[01:58:21] CMM: Your uhm... Your dick is pretty nice.
[01:58:38] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] grabs it again and starts stroking quickly, using his thumb to rub the head occasionally. --
[01:58:46] CFA: thank you im sure yours is nice too
[01:58:56] CFA: yes thats good
[01:58:58] CMM: Not.. not as good.
[01:59:23] CFA: just because its not as big doesnt mean its not as good
[01:59:32] CMM: I suppose you're right.
[01:59:53] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] moves his other hand to play with her balls slowly, fondling them gently with his fingers. --
[02:00:24] CFA: hehe my globes are fat too
[02:00:40] CMM: I should probably try to sleep more often...
[02:01:10] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] pumps his hand along the shaft quickly, looking up at her to make sure she's enjoying it. --
[02:01:39] CFA: *you look down at him, your wings fluttering faster and smile*
[02:02:39] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] givers her globes a light squeeze and tug before pulling his hands away and walking away slowly as if to tease her. --
[02:04:25] CFA: oh come on 0n0 dont leave me 'hanging' like that haha
[02:04:40] CMM: No idea what you're talking about~
[02:05:06] CFA: *you fly over to him and push him gently* of course you do
[02:05:21] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stumbles a little bit and gently pushes her back. --
[02:05:38] CMM: No, I haven't the slightest idea.
[02:05:59] CFA: *you overdramatic tumble through the air* okay im not doing this again last time you got stuck in a hole
[02:06:24] CMM: You're no fun.
[02:06:34] CMM: That's not true, you're loads of fun.
[02:06:42] CFA: i dont want you getting stuck again!
[02:06:57] CMM: Maybe we should get out of the cave?
[02:07:29] CFA: now thats no fun
[02:08:25] CMM: Well what do you want to do down here?
[02:08:39] CFA: keep looking for stuff
[02:08:50] CMM: Have fun with your erect bulge.
[02:08:59] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] laughs a little bit and starts walking again. --
[02:09:11] CFA: *whispers* also you do know what
[02:09:21] CMM: huh?
[02:09:44] CFA: are you planning on making me flood this cave or something
[02:09:55] CFA: nothing *whispers* just that you do know
[02:10:01] CMM: What do you mean?
[02:10:08] CMM: I can't hear when you mumble like that.
[02:10:26] CFA: you left me hanging back there
[02:10:38] CFA: metaphorically and physically
[02:11:01] CMM: I don't know what you're talking about. I would never do anything like that.
[02:11:33] CFA: *you fly next to him and gently whap his face with your bulge*
[02:11:51] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stumbles a bit and stops walking to playfully glare up at her. --
[02:11:54] CMM: Ruuude.
[02:12:18] CFA: sorry 0u0
[02:12:28] CMM: Uh-huh. Sure.
[02:12:54] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] puts his finger on the head of her dick and pushes it gently, sliding his finger gently along the shaft and walking again. --
[02:13:17] CFA: hehe
[02:14:14] CFA: *you fly behind him, your bulge throbbing a bit before going down again*
[02:14:38] CMM: What are you doing?
[02:14:55] CFA: oh god! amethyst! *you rush up to the purple gem cluster and stare at it*
[02:15:02] CFA: nothing just flying
[02:15:17] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] follows her over to the gems and bends over to pick a few of them up, adding to the collection. --
[02:16:04] CFA: were going to have so many by the time were done here *you pick up a few and captchalogue them*
[02:16:33] CMM: You keep finding them all.
[02:16:53] CFA: yup 0u0 this is good
[02:17:00] CMM: Very good.
[02:17:13] CMM: Thanks for bringing me, I'm enjoying your company. You're pretty great.
[02:17:27] CMM: If I can make it up to you, let me know.
[02:17:30] CFA: *you spin around in the air a bit* youre welcome
[02:17:48] CFA: well there is still my bulge that you teased hehe
[02:17:59] CMM: What do you want me to do about it?
[02:18:14] CFA: finish what you started maybe
[02:19:08] CMM: I dunno~
[02:19:16] CFA: 0n0
[02:19:31] CMM: Don't make that face I can't handle it.
[02:19:53] CFA: you do want me to flood the cave! i could just get time copies to do that
[02:20:05] CMM: Time copies?
[02:20:07] CFA: ,0n0,
[02:20:14] CMM: Oh god. No.
[02:20:15] CMM: Stop it.
[02:20:21] CFA: alteranate timeline mes
[02:20:22] CMM: I'll do anything just stop being sad.
[02:20:29] CFA: 0u0
[02:20:54] CFA: *you waggle your bulge a bit* how about you decide what youre going to do
[02:21:18] CMM: Its your dick. What do you want me to do?
[02:21:31] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] looks at it for a few moments before looking up at her again. --
[02:21:59] CFA: well uh you did look kind of nice back in that hole
[02:22:06] CMM: Oh
[02:22:07] CFA: your butt i mean
[02:22:17] CMM: I could show you it again, I guess?
[02:22:58] CFA: that could work 0u0 *you start to stroke your bulge, it hardening completely in no time*
[02:23:43] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] gives the head of her bulge a hesitant kiss before turning around and pushing his jeans down. He bends over and places his hands on a rock to support himself. --
[02:24:39] CFA: ahn yes thats perfect ,0u0
[02:25:32] CMM: Alright, good.
[02:25:41] CFA: *you stroke your bulge faster, a bit of pre-cum appearing on the tip as you slowly fly close to him*
[02:26:06] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stares at the wall quietly, occasionally moving his butt around slowly. --
[02:26:37] CFA: *you reach him and hesitantly place one of your hands on his rump*
[02:26:58] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] jumps a bit initially but lets her do what she want, his own cock erect as well. --
[02:27:46] CFA: *you move your hand to his slightly visible member and give it a squeeze before returning it to his cheek*
[02:28:12] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] grunts softly, a little bit of cum forming on the head of it. --
[02:28:20] CMM: Having fun?
[02:29:17] CFA: yes a lot OuO
[02:29:30] CMM: Good. Glad I could make you happy, Aradia.
[02:30:43] CFA: *you move his one cheek slightly and stare at his hole, licking your lips* oh you are making me very happy
[02:30:57] CFA: so human dont have nooks or just you dont
[02:31:22] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] closes his eyes and wiggles his hips a bit nervously. --
[02:31:40] CMM: Good. And I'm going to go out on a limb here and say just the males don't.
[02:31:45] CMM: Sorry?
[02:32:43] CFA: ((wait waht im confues))
[02:32:59] CMM: ((Don't have a nook.))
[02:33:43] CFA: ((yes you dont)) ((but are you asking if male trolls dont have nooks?))
[02:34:09] CMM: ((No he's saying he's just guessing what nook means and telling her human males don't))
[02:35:01] CFA: ((ah))
[02:36:09] CFA: i dont know is the human nook a hole around the crotch area
[02:36:29] CMM: Only females have it where my bulge is.
[02:37:16] CFA: *you fly up higher and reposition yourself, getting a better angle of him*
[02:37:46] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] licks his lips a bit and looks around the cave, almost to check if anyone else is here. --
[02:37:47] CFA: you are a strange species
[02:37:53] CMM: So are you.
[02:38:14] CFA: aliens are always strange to other aliens
[02:38:20] CMM: Yep.
[02:38:54] CFA: *you move your hand down and start to stroke his bulge again*
[02:39:11] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] groans softly and throbs at her touch, closing his eyes. --
[02:40:12] CFA: *you let go of his bulge again and hesitantly place your bulge between his cheeks*
[02:40:40] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] jumps a bit at the feeling, digging his fingers into the rock below him a bit without saying anything. --
[02:41:49] CFA: *you spread his cheeks again and stare at the hole, wondering if you should actually do this*
[02:43:27] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] tenses up a bit, causing his skin to become taut against her hands and bulge. --
[02:43:33] CMM: Enjoying the view?
[02:43:46] CFA: uh yes the view is good
[02:46:01] CMM: Anything else I can do to help you?
[02:46:53] CFA: no i think ive got this
[02:47:00] CMM: Alright.
[02:48:06] CFA: *you pull back and contemplate one last time before placing your bulge at his entrance and pushing*
[02:48:37] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] widens his eyes and shudders again at the feeling of her bulge, goose bumps going across his skin. --
[02:48:40] CMM: Nnn...Hello, there.
[02:49:02] CFA: im sorry 0n0 you just looked really good
[02:49:33] CMM: Its okay.
[02:49:41] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] looks back at her and frowns a little. --
[02:49:44] CMM: Stop making that face!
[02:50:20] CFA: well i dint know if you approved or not!
[02:50:38] CMM: Whatever makes you happy! I do kind of owe you.
[02:51:34] CFA: you sure *you press forward slighty, sinking your head inside* im thick like i said
[02:52:14] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] closes his eyes tight as he feels the head slip inside, his butt tensing up and squeezing it a little. --
[02:52:18] CMM: Y-Yeah.
[02:53:21] CFA: okay Uu0 *you thrust a little harder than you should've and sink in half of your bulge* whoops
[02:53:52] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] lets out a breathy moan of mixed pain and pleasure as the wind gets knocked out of, your hands gripping the rock tight. --
[02:54:59] CFA: sorry about that! youre okay right
[02:55:11] CMM: Y-.... Yeah.
[02:55:54] CFA: good *you rock your hips back and forth, reaching down to stroke his bulge as well*
[02:56:29] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] hangs his head and begins to breath heavily, twitching in her grasp and squeezing her bulge with his butt. --
[02:57:04] CFA: he-he you like this dont you Uu0
[02:57:22] CFA: *you thrust a bit harder and fit in another inch*
[02:57:44] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] bites down on his lower lip, not answering her question in a bit of defiance as he muffles his moans a bit. --
[02:58:40] CFA: what was that *you pump his bulge faster* i didnt hear you
[02:59:10] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] lets out another moan of pleasure, precum leaking down onto her hand. He shakes his head a bit, still not answering. --
[03:00:25] CFA: *you slowly, almost painfully so, slip the last three inches inside him, your globes smacking against his*
[03:00:33] CFA: still didnt hear you hehe
[03:01:15] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] shudders again as their balls touch, his knees wobbling a bit from the feeling. His fingers pulled at the rock and he let out a quiet grunt. --
[03:01:18] CMM: Y-Yes...
[03:02:19] CFA: thats good *you lean over him, pressing your breasts against his back* i do too
[03:03:55] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] pushes up against her a little bit, his hips grinding against her on accident as he opens his eyes a little. --
[03:04:00] CMM: Yeah...good.
[03:07:34] CFA: *you thrust into him harder, trying to release your material and make him feel good*
[03:09:08] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] begins to pant softly as she does this, moving his hips just a little bit to help get her off. --
[03:09:22] CMM: Fuck...
[03:09:55] CFA: mmm you feel so good ill be shooting crimson inside you in no time at all
[03:10:35] CFA: *you increase the pace of your thrusts, practically smacking him into the rock he's leaning on*
[03:11:12] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] begins to blush red again, his upper body lowering a bit as he tries to keep steady and on his feet. His own member throbs with pleasure before he turns his head to look up at her again. --
[03:11:17] CMM: C-Crimson?
[03:11:44] CFA: my material of course 0u0
[03:12:26] CFA: *you move a hand down and cup your globes* and these produce quite a lot
[03:13:05] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] moves one of his hands and reaches under himself, placing his hand on her globes as well as he bucks his hips just a little bit against her. --
[03:13:17] CMM: Oh...Wait... you're going to cum inside?
[03:13:40] CFA: is that a problem
[03:15:24] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] shakes his head and keeps rocking his own hips. --
[03:15:59] CFA: i can do it outside if you want *you continue to pump into him while talking*
[03:16:27] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] opens his mouth to say something but ends up moaning out instead, starting to orgasm and shooting his seed onto the rocks below. --
[03:17:31] CFA: ill take that as a yes 0u0 *you thrust into him faster, your globes pulling taut against your bulge as material surges out of the tip*
[03:19:04] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] gasps and grunts with each thrust, his body bouncing a little from the movements. His enitre body shakes a little at the feeling of suddenly being filled with warm material. --
[03:20:23] CFA: aha yes *you twitch forward, shooting your copious amount of material inside him as you jerkily thrust*
[03:22:19] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] pushes back against her every now and then, his rear squeezing down on her bulge once again. --
[03:22:24] CMM: Nnngh...
[03:24:10] CFA: *you pant hard as your bulge cease shooting into him and your globes relax, you pulling out slightly*
[03:25:28] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] gives her globes another fondle and a light squeeze, lightly tracing his fingers across them as she pulls away. --
[03:25:37] CMM: That...actually felt really...good.
[03:27:12] CFA: it did didnt it *you slide fully out of him now and float down to the ground*
[03:28:18] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] doesn't move for a few moments, her crimson fluids leaking down his thighs. --
[03:28:41] CMM: Nngh... Man... I almost just want to stay here.
[03:29:03] CFA: well we can always come back to this cave later
[03:29:20] CMM: I meant like this bubble? That what you called it?
[03:29:27] CFA: yes
[03:29:44] CFA: and dont worry you should turn up here again if you go to sleep
[03:29:53] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stands up and wobbles a little bit. --
[03:29:57] CFA: and if not i could always find you
[03:29:57] CMM: Alright...Yeah.
[03:30:16] CMM: That's good.
[03:30:45] CFA: so does it feel like youre going to wake up soon
[03:31:05] CMM: I don't know...maybe? I'm still recovering.
[03:31:48] CFA: ah okay
[03:32:39] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] moves and carefully sits down on the rock. --
[03:33:11] CFA: that doesnt hurt does it 0n0
[03:33:21] CMM: A little sore.
[03:33:44] CFA: well sorry i think
[03:34:03] CMM: No, its fine.
[03:34:05] CMM: Really.
[03:34:14] CMM: I would do it again for you.
[03:34:17] CFA: okay 0u0
[03:34:30] CFA: maybe ill take you up on that offer
[03:34:34] CFA: later though
[03:34:47] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] laughs a little. --
[03:35:10] CFA: i mean you probably need some rest
[03:35:33] CMM: Maybe. I don't know.
[03:35:41] CMM: Really I'm happy making you happy.
[03:35:45] CMM: Its cute.
[03:36:15] CFA: aw thank you 0uU
[03:36:30] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] mumbles something quietly and smiles at her. --
[03:37:02] CFA: hmm what was that
[03:37:09] CMM: Nothing.
[03:37:30] CFA: you sureeee
[03:37:42] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] nods at her and smiles. --
[03:37:58] CFA: okay i wont push it
[03:38:05] CFA: you couldnt run anyway
[03:38:15] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] smirks a bit and rolls his eyes. --
[03:38:25] CMM: Not like you could make me tell if you wanted.
[03:38:59] CFA: im sure i have ways Uu0
[03:39:21] CMM: Doubt it.
[03:39:49] CFA: i could always stick my bulge back in you
[03:40:05] CFA: or would you prefer sticking your bulge in me Uu0
[03:40:05] CMM: I'll never tell~.
[03:40:36] CMM: Both sound like fun, honestly.
[03:40:43] CMM: But that's not really a way to make me talk.
[03:40:43] CFA: they do
[03:41:59] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] shrugs his shoulders a little and sticks his tongue out at her. --
[03:42:21] CFA: you sure im certain you would "open up" if i did them
[03:42:32] CMM: Don't think so.
[03:43:03] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stands up and starts to move away from her slowly at first, forgetting his pants by the rock. He quickly moves faster and starts going away from her. --
[03:43:05] CMM: Never gonna tell.
[03:43:58] CFA: 0n0 okay
[03:44:05] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stops abruptly. --
[03:44:07] CMM: Oh my god, no.
[03:44:09] CMM: Cheating.
[03:44:28] CFA: ,0n0, i dont need to know youre right
[03:44:45] CMM: Stop making the face!
[03:45:16] CFA: ,0m0, what face
[03:45:29] CMM: Jesus, please stop I'll do anything.
[03:45:34] CMM: I don't like you being sad.
[03:46:12] CFA: ,,0m0,, well it would be nice to know what you said but you dont have to tell me ,,0m0,,
[03:46:41] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] comes back and sits down on the rock again, grumbling softly. --
[03:46:59] CFA: ,,,0m0,,, so
[03:47:20] CMM: I said...
[03:47:24] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] mumbles it again. --
[03:47:41] CFA: ,,,,0mm0,,,, what
[03:47:54] CMM: I'm going to die if you keep doing that.
[03:48:12] CFA: ,,,,,0mmm0,,,,, im sorry
[03:48:30] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] sighs and lays down on the floor. --
[03:48:42] CFA: are you alright
[03:48:44] CMM: I said I'd really rather stay here because I like you.
[03:49:05] CFA: ah 0uu0 was that hard
[03:49:11] CMM: Yes.
[03:49:22] CFA: sorry about that 0n0
[03:49:40] CFA: i didnt know it was that difficult
[03:49:41] CMM: Agh, you make the most adorable faces why.
[03:50:17] CMM: Its fine.
[03:51:35] CFA: alright '''0uuu0'''
[03:52:00] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] stares at her and shakes his head a little. --
[03:53:05] CFA: what '''''0www0'''''
[03:53:32] CMM: I cannot resist that face.
[03:53:43] CFA: hehe
[03:55:00] CMM: Of course you find it funny.
[03:55:09] CFA: it is a bit
[03:55:42] CMM: Why do you think that?
[03:56:02] CFA: i dont know
[03:56:36] CFA: because watching you blush and turn your head like that is cute 0u0
[03:56:53] CMM: Bluhhh,
[03:57:02] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] looks away again, despite himself. --
[03:57:11] CFA: hehehehe
[03:58:05] CMM: Nice pants, by the way.
[03:58:10] CMM: Crotchless. Classy.
[03:58:32] CFA: oh right i forgot to change that back
[03:58:41] CMM: You don't have to.
[03:58:54] CFA: or do you want to keep staring at my bulge Uu0
[03:59:23] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] glances at her for a moment before looking off into the cave again without saying anything. --
[04:00:02] CFA: 0u0 *eyebrow waggle*
[04:00:23] -- CURRENT mirthfulMystic [CMM] rolls his eyes a little. --
[04:04:55] CMM ceased responding to memo.