Boy on boy, huge (1-2 feet) cock (and even more impressive balls!), musk play, condom play, excessive semen, cutelewds, buttsmex


[16:45]Alex Joy: It had been a wild year at uni for Alex, who had started freshman year as quite the confused young man. He'd always been a bit on the small-and-meek side, with a comment about how cute he looked being not uncommon through his primary education. It wasn't long after hooking up with his roommate that he basically embraced it. The fair Astolfo's strong personality and extraordinary manhood had all but consumed the blossoming trap. The incredible firmness that huge shaft could boast, the heavy cumtanks that spilled with a smooth, mind-numbing perfume... thanks to it all, Alex always wore the cutest things he could find. He massaged his chest daily (with only minimal swelling) and had gotten pretty good with makeup!

Alex gave a soft knock at his roommates door particularly dolled up in a lavender-shaded blouse and pantyhose (which stretched across his groin with the slightest interruption). He'd smothered his lips in the boldest shade of red he had. "Uh, hey, Astolfo... about that interview...?" he started as he peaked his head through the crack.


 [16:51]Astolfo the Rider: Astolfo stood in front of a large mirror, eying himself in the reflection. It was much more formal than his usual look. A three-piece suit, sans coat of course. He kept his usual hair ornaments and his luxurious, brightly dyed locks, the braided tail hanging down his back as always. It made for a decent contrast, he figured, with his monochrome attire (sans the red and gray striped tie, that was). Almost plain, really. Perhaps he looked like a butler? Not quite what he wanted to look like, but then, he wasn't sure what he wanted in a formal outfit. Butler probably worked just fine. Plus, he liked the way it clung to his curves around the waist.

Of course, beyond the confines of his mind, there was a lot more to the handsome boy in question. Perhaps the most immediately relevant to Alex's interests was his lower half. A massive bulge ran down one leg of his suit pants, almost to his knee, and it was fairly obvious from the boy's casualness and lack of pained wincing that it wasn't even hard!

Though the cute boy did see it twitch as Astolfo looked up at his words and met his eyes, his lips spreading in a small smile. “They finally scheduled it... but it's out of town.” He gestured, vaguely, to the stuffed-looking suitcase nearby, with the bag that presumably would contain his actual suit currently mostly empty and hanging from the bunk. “Looks like I'll be gone for a few days, huh? I was just trying on my new suit before I finished packing. You like it?” The hung, handsome boy grinned, brushing aside a stray hair and straightening out as if to show himself off ever so slightly.


[16:53]Astolfo the Rider: (https://static.f-list.net/images/charimage/4487717.jpg le ref pic)[16:53]Alex Joy: (That is very swaggin)


[16:59]Alex Joy: Alex's heart probably skipped a few beats when his grinning roommate turned to meet his eyes. The pink blush on his cheeks darkened for the moment he was quite speechless. He always got like that just normally around Astolfo, but the suit and situation piled on an extra helping of pressure on his shoulders. He kept himself small as he crossed the door's boundary, showing off he wasn't even wearing a bottom to cover his legs or hips. He clung to the slab as it clicked shut, finally squeezing the words out from his pounding throat. "A few days alone, huh...?" he echoed, dropping his gaze. It didn't really help his case that that entailed staring at that immense trouser snake. "It's gonna be really hard getting to sleep all alone..." 



[17:24]Astolfo the Rider: "Yeah, sorry..." Astolfo smiled sheepishly, his face laced with genuine regret. "I'll miss snuggling up with you, Alex. But you know this is a big deal for me, so." He nodded sagely, deciding to step back and sit on the edge of the bed, a thoughtful expression coming to his face as he swung his legs a little. "Sleep, though..."

"Ah, I know!" A huge grin spread across his face, and he picked his hands up from the bedframe and grabbed at his trousers. With a little undoing of his belt, some wiggling of his hips, and a decent bit of legwork, Astolfo slid the elegant pants away, revealing what he had beneath.

Nothing.

His beautiful monstrosity of a manhood sprang out completely unhindered. Even soft, the hulking meat reached out practically a foot, and it grew in real time before Alex's eyes, veins throbbing angrily and feeding the twitching length as it surged forward. Technically, it was covered by a pink condom (the same as his hair!), already spread over the girth to catch any accidents, and it was easy to see why- the pulse of precum that the wide, engorged cumslit leaked at that moment was easily as large as a normal person's entire load, and twice as thick to boot! But with a set of testicles like Astolfo's, maybe it wasn't a surprise. The feminine stud's peculiarly soothing aroma spilled off those huge, sweaty nuts in waves as they came free, plopping themselves down on the boy's creamy thighs. Alex was pretty sure he'd fapped to tits that were smaller than his boyfriend's gigantic boulders, and the things never seemed to run dry...

Which made Astolfo's next words even more shocking! "I'm not going until the morning, and not even too early. Why don't you go ahead and milk me for every last drop you can manage, darling?" he purred, giving Alex (or his 'girlyfriend', according to some sources) a remarkably sweet smile in spite of his utter lewdness and perversion. "Use all the condoms you want, I've got plenty. When I'm gone, they'll still be nice and warm and musky for you to snuggle up with each night~ Plus, working on my stamina a bit wouldn't hurt me for this job, ya know?" [sub]Certainly, Alex had felt how hot Astolfo's almost physics-defying loads were and how much warmth and freshness they retained over time, but still, he'd never tried keeping them around for [i]days[/i] like Astolfo was suggesting![/sub]


[17:38]Alex Joy: Thumbs and digits fidgeted with the frilled hem of Alex's blouse, nodding in reply. "Yeah, I know..." he muttered, struggling to keep his feelings and rationality in check with each other. He would find it a much harder task as Astolfo undressed right in front of him, the flaccid, sleeping beast grabbing his attention like nothing else could. His crimson lips drooped as he watched the not-even-half-mast-yet girth stretch the specially ordered XXXXL rubber. His once uneasy heart went fluttering like it usually did at that faint whiff from across the room, his squirming hands pushing against each other as they clutched his garb.

"Darling" threw him over the edge and he leapt at his probably-boyfriend! With a single bound, he managed to clear the still drooping cock to straddle Astolfo's hips, pantyhose'd butt resting on the pink-coated member. Beaming as he wrapped his arms around suited shoulders. "Really!? I want everything! I want every last drop [i]you[/i] can manage!" Of course, Alex had always failed in every attempt he made to fully drain those churning melons, always inevitably overwhelmed by their cargo's superhuman mass and viscosity. He loved it regardless, and it never stopped him from trying!


[17:59]Astolfo the Rider: The probably-supernaturally sensual stud laughed happily as Alex flying-tackled him into a hug, his own hands wrapping around the cute girlyboy and gleefully taking his embrace. Even as they squeezed each other, his roommate could feel Astolfo's booming heartbeat, proud and confident. Not just through his chest, but through the way those huge veins pulsed beneath his rear, even through the condom, with each beat leaving the monstrous meat noticeably harder and larger than the last.

"Mmm," Astolfo sighed, the hint of a moan at the weight on his incredible manhood. "Then I'll give you everything I have, 'lexie~" His eyes twinkled as he purred out the nickname, but before Alex could properly reply, he pressed his lips forward! Taking him in a hot, passionate kiss, his tongue pressing against that of his lover, the sweetness alone making his cock stiffen even faster as it surged steadily towards its seemingly impossible full length~


[18:37]Alex Joy: Practically surrounded by that raging heartbeat, Alex felt his body quickly breaking out into fever. Their shared warmth always did seem to smother Alex whenever they pressed their chests together, doubly so with the pulsing rod pressing stiffer and stiffer against his crack. He groaned hungrily as they kissed, greedily mashing his lips against Astolfo's and providing the invasive tongue with plenty of goading suction. Such contact effectively drugged the femboy, hardly able to feel his own face through the bright red blush and raging heartbeat pounding in his ears. He couldn't quite tell how long it had been, but Alex finally broke the passionate makeout with a messy strand of saliva lingering between their lips, grinning at the rough, red lipstick stain that was left behind. His hands slid upward, releasing the hug as well, until he gripped Astolfo's shoulders to use as leverage. He shoved his hips down, wedging what girth he could between his firm cheeks and against the silky pantyhose. "Oh wow! I'm hard already!" he giggled as the new pose readily showed off his much more average equipment stretching the semi-transparent fabric.


[19:14]Astolfo the Rider: Astolfo caught a glimpse of the mess of lipstick in the nearby mirror- not to mention what was smeared over Alex himself by the time the kiss finally broke. By then, his cock was fully hard, too, though the titanic two-foot rod was obviously anything but average. As the femboy pressed his cute, firm ass into the meat, the boy moaned happily, not bothering to restrain the noise in even the slightest as his cock pumped another glassful of copious, virile precum into the already swollen condom!

The shapely stud smiled at Alex, just admiring his form atop him for a moment, his wiggling form and smooth thighs and the cute little sensitive manhood he bore. And speaking of which, he reached out to lightly stroke at the rock hard equipment through the tight, slippery fabric, carefully keeping his sleeves away from the almost visible haze of moisture around his obscenely potent sack. Even with his pants down and his cock fully contained by specialty rubber, it seemed his suit was at risk all the same! Still, he didn't seem to mind, grinning up at his lovely boyfriend. "So, you wanna try and ride it? Or maybe start with something a little easier?"


[19:25]Alex Joy: Alex grinded against that throbbing firmness eagerly, already his mind dulling from the wafting scent pooling around the pair. It made him giddy and airheaded, stripping away any level of tension he had about being separated. It always did that, soothing out any worry he could've had. It's why he was so head-over-heels at this point! He sighed as Astolfo's affection teased his prick, leaning back with arms fully extending. Alex's messed up, spit-riddled lips curled upwards. "Oh! Ride it!?" He lagged more of his body weight in response, his hips instantly alight with tingling. He practically bounced against the pole. "It's not hard! I can do it!" A flirty giggle was soon followed by fluttering eyelashes and, "Well, it is hard. [i]Really[/i] hard."


[19:40]Astolfo the Rider: Astolfo laughed back at Alex's flirtations, even as the grinding and wiggling made him squirm a little, his toes lightly curling with the pleasure. "It certainly is, isn't it? W-well, if you want it inside you, go ahead~" he cooed. His balls churned up more and more of that wonderful scent even as he put a hand on his boyfriend's hip, helping to guide him up until the head of that throbbing shaft pressed against him! Through the pantyhose, but really, who cared about that? His condom was [i]far[/i]  more of a barrier than that flimsy fabric, anyways.


[19:53]Alex Joy: Awkwardly posing to push himself all the way up the shaft, Alex started wiggling right against that rubber-clad glans. All the motion sure did kick up a lot of the volatile chemicals the doll was practically high on! He let go of a shoulder to reach back at his rear, placing even more pressure against the rod as he split the pantyhose open. "I can't quite... Here!" After a moment of more sheepishly levered wiggling, Alex simply pushed Astolfo down. He wasn't going to get this fantastic specimen to stretch him wide without getting into a better position. It took the slim boy standing most the way up above the throbbing beast, already a pink bubble at the tip teasing his ass, before pushed down.

It was a slow push as his rim began to spread against the tip, Alex humming and groaning through the effort. "Oh my... god...!" he moaned as it crept deeper and deeper. Half way through taking the head and panting from the exertion, Alex took a sharp breath and boldly dropped his weight down on his tight hole. His face was instantly contorted with blissful, maddening euphoria as the shaft pushed more than a foot into his belly, a very obvious bulge forming in front of his lover. Alex's quivering knees collapsed against Astolfo's sides as he muttered a weak, "W-ooow~!"


[21:05]Astolfo the Rider: Astolfo huffed a little as Alex pushed him down into the bed! Not so much from being pushed down itself, more from getting excited, sweaty hands on his pristine suit. Still, he did his best to help his boyfriend climb up and straddle that magnificent shaft that so easily pierced open his clothing to expose his tight backdoor. "Mnff... hfff.."

The stud gasped as his meat began to disappear between Alex's cheeks, letting loose another cup or so of thick, creamy pre at the stimulation. And that was before the cute boy let that ass slam down under its own weight, sending a foot of tight, hot rear sliding over him! Astolfo groaned heavily, his eyes rolling up briefly as his cock bulged out his lover's stomach, his hands clamping on to the femboy's sides simply so that he had something to hold onto to anchor him from the mind-bending pleasure.


[21:18]Alex Joy: Alex settled there for just a moment, chest heaving in raspy breathing. He looked down at his distended torso with a waveringly lustful smile, raising a hand to trace the outline in wonder. "Amazing~ I can feel your pre riiight here!" and he prodded the tip of the bulge. He shimmied his hips slightly, the O-ring tightly gripped on the shaft protesting at either inward or outward motion. Still, the love-struck Alex craved more, and pushed back against the thick cock, his hands laying on Astolfo's for support. "It's-! So fucking big!" he cooed, tears of an emotional cocktail welling up at the edges of his eyelids. He bit his lip as his rosebud gobbled up more and more, the bulge gaining in proportion. "Haah~" he sighed with pride as his butt came to rest on the gurgling melons, straightening back up to fully display the his stretched-out belly. "I did it~"

[9:48]Astolfo the Rider: "Mmhn..." Astolfo huffed and gasped as Alex played with the bulge of pre crowning that shaft buried so deep within him. And then his lover pressed down deeper, and he held the boy's hips tighter, his eyes rolling with wonder and delight as that incredibly tight rear eventually came to rest on those massively oversized jewels, his cock buried deep into his lover's stomach. "You did it," he agreed, smiling proudly at his lover between the sighs of delight. Gently, he leaned forward and took Alex for a loud, sloppy kiss, warm and passionate with tongue running against tongue, showing just how proud he was of his lover for taking it all~


[10:01]Alex Joy: Tiny, uneven gasps shook Alex's chest as he leaned in to meet the kiss, every little shift amplified by the massive shaft. The squeezing pressure against his prostate sent spasms running along the whole length. "Hnmmm~" he moaned as their lips joined, leaning in heavier and running his hands up the suit length. He really wasn't sure what would've been better, keeping that handsome suit on or ripping it off! He raised his hips slowly as they made out, his lipstick getting messier as they swapped so much spit. Only a little ways and he slapped his ass back down on the cushioning cumtanks, ripping himself away from the kiss to cry out right above Astolfo's face. "I... I think I came a little!" he mewed when he came too, slightly embarrassed as he had in fact splurted a small glob of cream into his stretched pantyhose. 


[10:18]Astolfo the Rider: Astolfo wiggled his hips as Alex spasmed against him, each beat of his heart sending his cock twitching wildly within the boy's interior. For his part, he was quite happy to keep his suit on, at least the top half, though the bottom half had slid down to around his ankles by this point. His hands trailed over his boyfriend's smooth body as he squirmed and rose atop him, eliciting little grunts of pleasure- until that rear smashed back down into his pillows of aromatic seed with a wet 'slap!', pushing another immense wad of precum up his shaft and into the condom slowly swelling within Alex's overstuffed belly. "Hn..." he groaned, looking down at the cream-soaked pantyhose as the kiss broke. "It's okay," he soothed, his lips curling into a smile, going back in for another little peck on Alex's cheek. "I love you," the stud murmured, the very words making his meat throb a little harder inside the boy.


[10:33]Alex Joy: Alex was starting to succumb to that hypnotic scent of sex that washed over them both, getting drunk off the stuff. It wasn't enough to stop him from beaming, though, and wrapping his arms tightly against his boyfriend of the second time. This time, that incredible heartbeat assaulted his very core and sent his own into a fluttering overdrive. "Yes! I love you too!" he cried out passionately before resuming the kiss, sucking and nibbling on Astolfo's lower lip in an almost animalistic frenzy. He started a slow rhythm of continuous slaps with his rear, eagerly milking his lover's cock and filling the condom in his belly. An almost jiggly blog followed where the boy's belly stretched, growing steadily. "I want all your cum babe. All of it! I wanna drown in it!" Alex stammered between hot huffs of breath and wet kisses that smeared their faces with sticky spit and smudgy lipstick. 


[10:44]Astolfo the Rider: Astolfo's face was a mess. While he didn't wear lipstick himself, his makeup was ruined and splattered by all the licking and saliva they swapped. Somehow, that made his beaming smile even more genuine, the way he moaned in pleasure as Alex bounced atop his dick even sweeter. His heart pounded like a drum as his cock throbbed harder and harder, his massive balls swelling and churning as his pleasure built. If he came like this...

"Mnf, h-hold on a moment, darling." He smiled an apologetic smile, stilling Alex's motions with hands on his hip, favoring him with another gentle kiss on the cheek. And then he moved, previously unseen definition flaring out as he twisted and rolled, the exertion making his heart and breath even more frantic and hungry. Without even pulling out, he turned them around, and then turned them over, pushing his boyfriend down onto the bed beneath him.

"There. Now it won't leak," the stud cooed. And then Astolfo went back to fucking, making up for lost time by pounding Alex into the bed twice as hard! His pink hair bounced above them as he kissed as frantically and as hungrily as he dared, given how hard he was breathing in order to slam his shapely hips down into his boyfriend. Each thrust triggered a loud gasp of pleasure, as those titanic wrecking balls slapped wetly against his cutie's rear, hard enough to mark him with their wonderful musk, the noise echoing throughout the room. One hand held Alex by the shoulder, helping guide him through the kisses, while the other hand found his cute little cock and started to frantically jerk him off, all while his own climax rapidly approached...



[11:03]Alex Joy: That wobbling mass growing in his gut goaded Alex on, entranced by even his own words now. He couldn't be anything other than completely honest in his confession, giving in to a carnal, irrational desire to impregnated, despite both the condom and his own gender. He was starting to pick up his pace, his hips' strokes short as they were, when he was snapped out of the trance. "Huh?" he muttered rather dumbly, unoiled gears in his head catching. His eyes widened with shock as he was picked up and flipped around onto his back, his already tense body contracting as his ass's grip on the cock shifted side-to-side.

"Hhuh? Wha!?" he stumbled again on his words, Astolfo's explanation not really registering. By now he'd completely forgot why they were doing this and had gotten lost in the passion. It didn't take long for him to fall even further down that abyss, his spot underneath the handsome man blanketing him completely in that mindfucking scent. Astolfo's ability to get much longer thrusts helped too, the cockbulge pistoning in and out much further and faster than Alex could've gotten it to. He raised his hips against the cumtanks and rolling against the loving stroking, eagerly and even obsessively receiving the moist marking. "Aaaah~ FFuck! Come on- Break my ass!" he hollered through the kissing, hands clutching against Astolfo's back and legs spreading into a wide split to give himself up completely. 


[11:25]Astolfo the Rider: "Nnf! S-so fucking tight!" Astolfo swore, thrusting wildly down into his lover as they kissed and cuddled through the wild rutting. The handsome man dripped with sweat, and his entrancing musk was almost suffocating for the poor boy, though he probably didn't mind, not when it felt so good! "Gonna... gonna..." His hips pistoned wildly, his balls tightened as they smashed against that cute little ass hard enough to leave bruises. He kissed Alex one last time...

And then he came. He bottomed out, his condom jammed deep into the cute boy's guts, and he came. Alex could hear and feel that enormous load pushing out of his virile sack and into his shaft, each wave physically bulging out the cum-tunnel, making the meat ripple as it deposited its cargo. Astolfo's cum was as thick as tar and as sticky as glue, and it seemed like [i]gallons[/i] of it poured into the boy's belly. Heck, maybe there were really gallons of it, given how absurdly potent the boy was! His orgasm seemed to go on forever, his eyes rolled in delight, moaning and groaning as he kept pumping the mind-boggling sperm into his adorable boyfriend until he finally began to trail off and then stop... not that his cock was any less hard and needy, mind. 


[11:42]Alex Joy: "Hhaaaah! Oh god! So hot!" Alex cried out as the deluge began to multiply the rubber's volume inside him. It didn't take very much, at least comparatively, to start his belly rounding out from the tip of his stomach bulge. He was summarily sent over the edge, his own member firing off shots from both the affectionate stroking and the gushing surge of cum pushing past his prostate. His own seed shot up towards his chest, clinging to the new curve in his belly where it landed. He bent his legs back as far as they would go, ignoring the aching stretch as his feet came near his head. "All... of... it!" he groaned with heavy effort midway, keeping his watery gaze locked on Astolfo's face. He let out a loud breath when it finally stopped, the gallons deposited into the condom lazily sloshing in his stomach like a waterbed. He ogled the sagging jizz inflation with sparkling, if teary, eyes and cooed in wonder. "Awesome... you're always so amazing Astolfo!" 


[11:59]*Astolfo the Rider happily snuggled and smooched with his lover as he slowly recovered from the orgasm, his lips trailing down Alex's neck and eventually over his swollen belly as he did his best to pull back and out. Even as he slurped up his boyfriend's cum, the condom began to pull back... and then it got stuck. With a little huff, he pulled harder, tugging back... only for his cock to slide off the condom! Oh no! At least the neck of the the rubber was poking out of the boy's poor abused rear, so he didn't have to worry about not being able to reach it by the time he finally pooled out and flopped onto the bed next to his lovely boyfriend. "Yeah..."


[12:07]Alex Joy: Alex cooed through the affection, his hands brushing through Astolfo's hair to encourage him. Unfortunately for him, that heavy jizz didn't want to go anywhere but down, threatening to completely clog him up if it weren't for the condom! "It's... pulling!" he groaned as the rubber began to slip, the semi-liquid pressure tugging on his pelvis until it rebounded and back down his belly! "Ieep!" he yelped as his slightly-less-tight hole closed around the condom's tip. He chuckled when it was over, rubbing his belly's wobbling form with one hand while keeping one to cuddle his lover. "Hehe! All for me~"


[13:12]Astolfo the Rider: Astolfo lazily cuddled with his affectionate boyfriend, one hand reaching out and stroking Alex's hair as he did the same the other way around. "Greedy, greedy," he murmured teasingly as the two laid together and cuddled, his other hand rubbing that wobbling, condom-filled belly. "We have to get that out of you, you know..." A few more moments of snuggling, then the boy leaned over, grabbing the tip of the condom and tying it carefully through itself... and then beginning to slowly pull out the wobbling rubber once more, with feeling!


 [13:20]Alex Joy: Alex lazily hummed as he half dozed, his palm loosely holding that waterbed sensation on his belly. Up and down it smoothly rippled, making him giddy. "Mhmm! I'll need it for later," he says, finally recalling what it was they were trying to accomplish the whole time. He remembered the melancholy that their separation would hold, but once the pressure was on to pull the rubber out it was soon forgotten. With his hips rising up and legs upturned, he presented himself an easy angle for his boyfriend. "Hn-! Oh god! I-It's so plugged up!" he yelped as the backed up globs caught his insides with mechanical grip. 


[13:39]*Astolfo the Rider continued to massage Alex, trying to loosen him up as he kept pulling the rubber upwards. Lots of pats, little kisses along his belly as he worked. It's a big load to pull out, but Astolfo was determined to get it out of his boyfriend's adorable rear! "Shh, shh. It'll be okay, babe. Just hang in there." Maybe he came a little too much... oh well.

[13:46]Alex Joy: It wasn't long before all the stimulation caused another stiffy in Alex, the gooey liquid practically massaging his insides. "It's pulling on my ass honey!" he mewled as it slowly came loose, eventually the first (or last) globs came through his pucker. Gravity did the rest and the jizz stretched the latex downwards along his crack. It succeeded in creating an extra force on the still huge mass lodged in his rear, dick waggling just above from the stab of pressure against his precious spot. "Hnnnm! I-It's turning me inside out!" he cried out, his hips pushing higher and his hands clutching at the sheets. 


[13:57]*Astolfo the Rider grabbed it with both hands now, taking the drooling latex and levering it up a little bit at a time! There was so much to pull out, and it was so heavy, but he did his best to do it without making Alex scream. ... not that it was likely, given how it was going, but he was trying, at least. He was definitely trying to scoop the heavy sludge out of that rear. AN ATTEMPT WAS BEING MADE.

[14:06]Alex Joy: "Hahh~ Hnnnmm-!" Alex groaned as he practically labored over the mass of fertile tar, hips tensing in time with his shoves. There was finally a tipping point where, when his ring had finally restretched enough, the whole cumballoon just feel right out! Alex yelped out as the bulge receded in an instant and fell out, leaving his stomach sore but flat again. The shapeless mass fell against the bed with a sloshing "BLYOOP!" which Alex rested his aching hips on. Panting but grinning, he cooed "I did it~" for the second time today. "Woow, lookie how much you came Astolfo!" he giggled with glee as he leaned to a side and peered at their handiwork. "Ehehe! It's a good thing you wore a condom. You could've gotten me pregnant~" 


[14:13]Astolfo the Rider: "Oh my," Astolfo murmured, playing along with his lover's silly words. "That would have been unfortunate, wouldn't it?" He smiled, reaching out and examining the massive balloon of sloshing sperm with an idle hand. So warm... Well, at least Alex was enjoying himself, and no longer had a stupid amount of cum stuck inside him. That would have gotten heavy! And probably less appetizing, if it stayed there too long. ...maybe he shouldn't think about that too hard.