contains: ambiguous/genderqueer on some kind of girl with dick. huge ass, huge tits, huge dick. weird gunfucking shit. cum inflation and breeding??? fuck if I know. 


	Evelyn
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	Twi
Twi kisses that gun like it's her dick. :heart: 
	
	Eveleyn
W-Wheh, hey, be careful with that~

	Twi
Mmm, of course! You take such good care of it, after all!~
They smile, pressing their lips along the side of the barrel, taking a deep, tantalizing breath of the scent of gunpowder and oil. Mmm, that's the stuff~

	Evelyn
She shudders. Why is this so arousing to her? F-Fuck, fuck, fuck...

	Twi
They giggle, bending down over the magnificent, god-slaying rifle, cradling it between tender fingers while their ass wobbles and bounces hypnotically in her  eyes, putting her own enormous chest to shame. Slowly, they roll the weapon up and down along their chest, moaning playfully and flexing in oh so fascinating ways as it slides along that gorgeous body...

	Evelyn
Beyond anti-materiel, it was clearly anti-divine, a gun so long and bulky and *thick* that it outshined the dick of any stud on the fucking planet. It was taller than the 7'6" Evelyn, after all... She starts to huff and groan in bizarre and excited ways, clutching the grip tight as she racks the charging handle!

	Twi
They laugh again, letting Evelyn regain control of the absurd weapon for a moment... Only so that they can crawl their plush, dripping lips up the barrel. "I'll be sure to give it a good cleaning!~" they purr, shooting her a wink before those plump pillows STRETCH RIGHT AROUND THE END OF THE BARREL HOLY SHIT

	Evelyn
She can't hold back, she can't stop it. The bullet's as big as a fucking tank shell, it'd obliterate her, it'd-- GHHNNN--
*BANG!*

	Twi
"Mmmmf!" they cry out as the gun goes off inside their mouth... and doesn't blow their head off. A shell slams through their lips, bounces off a bone harder than steel, slides down their throat, and *explodes inside their stomach*. Light and heat spray out from the slutty, immortal weapon fetishist as their belly balloons outward, instantly impregnated by the potent load to the point that they look more like they've swallowed a burning hot beachball or three.  And that scream, that massive white stain on their tight little jeans, the way their eyes roll back and their whole body trembles...

Oh yeah, they just came. Totally climaxed from that.

	Evelyn
Evelyn lets out a quiet huff before realization sets in and she yanks her divine cannon away from Twi's mouth. "H-Hey, wait, are you okay?"
She's panting and wheezing and has a massive actual boner right now but, like... fuck. That was *way* too hot.

	Twi
Twi giggles as their lips pop off from the beautiful cannon, drool dripping from them like Niagara Falls. Not to mention the remaining steam that pours out from their nose and mouth. "I'm so okay, you have nooo idea," they drunkenly purr, laughing again as they press their bloated, curvy body against Evelyn's rifle, not to mention her everything else, the softness and heat and weight an unstoppable force pushed against the sniper. "You're really cute, y'know~"

	Evelyn
"H-How did that not kill you..?" THROB. A hand instinctively goes to the handle and pulls it again, ejecting a *massive white-hot casing~~* right into Twi's cleavage. "This thing... hhgh, it put a hole in the goddess of war!~"

	Twi
Mmm! Twi moans delightedly as the gigantic shell pops into their bosom, burning delightfully against their breast. No, they're actually burning, flaming oil spilling from their breasts like plentiful milk, the scent impossibly sweet in spite of being primarily oil and gunpowder... Twi grins, fondling her cock with one hand and her rifle with another while two more squeeze their wobbling, firepower-lactating udders around the white hot metal without a hint of pain. "Well, I could tell you... But I won't, cutie~ A little mystery makes things way better~"

	Evelyn
She can't do anything but grunt and writhe, jamming the barrel back between those beastly fuckpillow lips and clutching the grip tight. "T-This thing only has two shots before I gotta... reload, hehhah, hooh, fuck, FUCK~" She slides around and crams her face against those monstrous tits, gulping down the liquid inferno with no issue at all. She was a demigoddess, after all, and a damn strong one at that.

	Twi
Twi giggles one more time before the barrel slides through their lips, cutting them off in favor of gulps and gurgles, their throat expertly massaging the heavy rifle while their tongue cleans up every inch!  As for those tits, liquid fire flows into Eve's throat, filling her with the essence of... a living weapon? Whatever's growing in Twi's belly, they're making milk to fit. Lucky Eve might be a gun-doll herself at this rate, assimilated by her own god-cannon~

	Evelyn
She is a gun-doll-goddess... thing. It's hard to tell what she is, but her innards are mechanical and her power is obscene. If one were to describe her, it would be as an embodiment of her gun. And it isn't even the only one she owns... She lets out a cry of pure joy into that tit as she fires off again, shell slamming against Twi's throat and then tumbling deliciously into that tummy. She can feel the explosion against her face this time...~
(Evelyn was always a gundoll, for note. She was made by the gun to be its owner.)

	Twi
Twi screams in delight as another shell blasts down their throat and impregnates their stomach, the feeling of their mechanical lover knocking them up setting off another instant orgasm.  Cum explodes from their shaft as fire explodes in their belly, the sound shattering glass and the light blinding people for miles around as it rumbles and shines through their stretched skin, closer to the size of a small room than a beachball, swirling and shuddering as Evelyn's children grow and stir at an impossible pace!

	Evelyn
"GHHH!~ G-Goodness, fucking, GHH~ You're so *amazing.* Who are you?"

	Twi
Twi winks even before they pop off of that wonderful rod. "Mmm, does it matter?~"

	Evelyn
"Fffuck, fuck, no, it doesn't. Will you marry me? You've already sucked me off twice, I guess I might as well~"

	Twi
"Of course, cutie~"

	Evelyn
"Thank you! My name is, uh, Evelyn, but I guess Lordbuster would also work!"

	Twi
"Just call me Twi~" They grin, planting one last kiss on the tip of the barrel and leaving, somehow, a shining golden band as an engagement ring~

	Evelyn
"I love you, Twi~"

	Twi
"I love you too~"