[12:55:19 PM] Johnaya: [7:59 AM] Johnaya: an aradia groggily waking up in the morning, standing about in her underwear while her massive pucker bulges out the soft fabric. and all the does at first is just straighten her hair with psionics.
[8:02 AM] Johnaya: also that aradia probably ends up tugging at her panties after a bit, yawning as her anus bulges out against the fabric and just floats over to her fridge. feferi would've been sleeping on the couch, her twelve foot morning wood poking at the ceiling as she groans herself awake. which gets interrupted by aradia tossing a bagel at her head so she can eat something and not be so grumpy sounding.
[8:04 AM] Johnaya: aradia would float over to feferi with a bit of toast and some milk, putting them on the table before flying up and poking the bloated condom affixed to feferi's shaft. but she doesn't anything with it other than slosh it around for a second before going to get her own breakfast.
[8:06 AM] Johnaya: i do too. they are hella fun. and would be a great comic sort of thing. especially once aradia ends up flying into vriska's room with her still sleeping on her tits, grinning as she sneaks an ice cube into her shirt and flies out the door to vriska's yelling.
[8:07 AM] Johnaya: then she goes back out into the living room and high fives terezi considering she was the one who told her to do that because terezi ended up accidentally stuck in the couch with kanaya. because their butts are so huge of course.
[8:09 AM] Johnaya: ends up bowling over nepeta accidentally as she goes to yell at aradia, her words suddenly cut off by feferi's condom landing on her head with everyone laughing before aradia apologizes and says she'll kiss vriska as payment.
[8:10 AM] Johnaya:  quite obviously she pulls down her panties and gives vriska a big kiss with her pucker, vriska screaming again and trying to chase after aradia who was flying around the living room and laughing like an idiot.
[8:11 AM] Johnaya: and she keeps that up until she ends up accidentally headbutting feferi's bulge, falling onto the floor and groaning which makes feferi laugh a bit and tell her she should watch where she's going.
[8:15 AM] Johnaya: agreeds. hmm. i might try and write this a bit more coherently either today or tomorrow. ::o so to recap aradia has a big butt though it's nowhere near the size of kanaya's or terezi's as well as having the largest anus in the hivehold, feferi has the biggest bulge at twelve feet and some pretty big balls, nepeta also has a pretty okay butt and a nicely sized pucker as well as a pretty modest bust. vriska obviously has the biggest tits in the hive. kanaya has a large bulge though it is "only" five feet long as well as having second biggest rump. and terezi has the largest rump in the hive and second biggest pucker.
[8:17 AM] Johnaya: and while aradia is writhing on the floor vriska manages to catch up to her, squashing her with her tits and making aradia start to yell under them which vriska plays off like "Do you guys hear something? I wonder what it could 8e. May8e the hive's got wood gnawers or something."
[8:19 AM] Johnaya: kanaya tells vriska to let aradia go now before something ends up happening though vriska doesn't listen to her, grunting as nepeta suddenly pounces on her from across the room and ends up wedged between her tits while vriska is stuck on her back.
[8:22 AM] Johnaya: while vriska is stuck under nepeta with the latter complaining about the fact her cereal got knocked onto the floor aradia shakes her head and looks at kanaya and terezi, carefully moving the with her psionics until they are freed. she almost immediately regrets her decision when the two of them decide to hug her, squishing her once more only this time with massive hips.
[8:24 AM] Johnaya: and of course feferi complains a bit because she can't see the tv around their butts, both of the girls looking at each other before giggling as they back up onto the couch feferi was on, covering her in huge, grey cheeks.
[8:26 AM] Johnaya: this is true. also since it would probably be a full fledged house i just imagined how they'd save on cleaning the gutters; aradia and feferi standing outside with aradia stroking feferi off with psionics before using the cum she pumps out to clean out the gutters.
[8:27 AM] Johnaya: they'd use it to clean the windows and scuttebuggy but it leaves a pinkish tint unless you spray it with water and that kind of defeats the purpose.
[8:37 AM] Johnaya: also obviously they never need to buy milk, vriska ends up providing all of it for them. which always leads to the other people in the hive feeding her things they think will make her milk taste better like fruits and stuff.
[8:40 AM] Johnaya: and they probably have movie night every saturday or something when they end up getting karkat over to help. and he's quite obviously got a massive ass and pucker and his shaft isn't too shabbily sized either. not that anyone ever really brings attention to it. they're here to watch movies after all.
[8:44 AM] Johnaya: only one who'd bring attention to it would be terezi and that would be more playful teasing than anything. unless of course the two of them decide to end up groping each other during the movie.