[12:02:05] FA: Kanayaaaaaaaa.
[12:02:47] HE: Yes Vriska What Is It That You Need
[12:03:20] FA: I'm boooooooored.
[12:03:46] FA: And kinda horny :::;)
[12:04:14] HE: Perhaps You May Benefit From Some Of These Stimulating Musical Tunes Sollux Has Relayed To Me In An Unusual Demonstration Of Good Will
[12:04:18] HE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohy4Qe3k_xs&feature=related
[12:04:31] FA: Well fuck. *8oooooooored
[12:05:33] FA: You know I only listen to rock and grunge. ::::/
[12:06:30] FA: 8ut, whatever. If you think they're good, they're pro8a8ly good.
[12:07:22] FA: So what have YOU 8een up to anyway?
[12:07:39] HE: The Style Is Admittedly Beyond That With Which I Am Typically Comfortable With But There Isn't Any Harm In Broadening One's Horizons Now And Again Don't You Agree
[12:07:42] HE: Not Too Much
[12:08:12] FA: Yeah I guess.
[12:08:44] FA: Oh come oooooooon. Nothing's going on?
[12:08:59] HE: Well I Have Begun To Prune My Topiaries For The Coming Seasonal Shift
[12:09:45] FA: 8ooooooooring. How many zom8ies you kill tonight? Or today, whatever.
[12:11:05] FA: Wait, where did my story go.
[12:11:18] HE: A Handful Of Withered Belligerents Have Been Removed From The Southwestern Perimeter Of My Hive And To My Knowledge Their Numbers Were Not Particularly Significant I Supose
[12:11:24] HE: Suppose Rather Pardon My Error
[12:11:27] FA: No8ody gives a shit a8out you humans! So go.
[12:12:00] FA: Awesome! Anything else?
[12:13:02] HE: Rose Has Propositioned The Construction Of A Garment Through A Rather Novel Material
[12:13:42] FA: Still making clothes for people?
[12:13:56] HE: According To Her I May Benefit From Refining The Venal Fluid Of My Arboreal Decorations Into Durable Rubber Substance
[12:14:00] HE: Yes Quite
[12:14:15] HE: I Find The Activity Fulfilling And An Apt Use Of My Skills
[12:14:58] FA: Yeah. I wasn't saying it was 8ad. Just something I couldn't do.
[12:15:48] HE: What Have You Been Doing As Of Late If You Do Not Mind My Intrusion
[12:15:48] HE: ?
[12:16:13] FA: Oh. Nothing really. ::::/
[12:16:53] FA: Found some sweet loot on my last Flarping run, though.
[12:17:07] HE: Do Tell
[12:17:36] HE: I Always Wish To Remain Privy Of Your Ill-Gotten Monetary Gains As You Are Aware
[12:17:43] FA: It's a kickass looking arm 8and.
[12:18:27] HE: Very Interesting
[12:18:34] FA: It's 8lack and red with little metal nu8s and it fits me perfect!
[12:19:00] HE: What Do You Mean By Metal Nubs
[12:19:16] HE: Does This Accessory Serve Any Purpose In Particular
[12:19:41] FA: Heeeeeeeey, could you sew a spider onto it?
[12:20:06] HE: Sure I See No Reason Not To Do So
[12:20:06] FA: I don't know. 8ut it looks cool.
[12:20:30] FA: Awesome!
[12:21:35] FA: So what do want to do now?
[12:21:55] HE: Obtaining That Band By Some Means Would Be A Reasonable Course Of Action I Believe
[12:21:59] FA: We could go get some food or something.
[12:22:06] HE: After All I Cannot Broadcast My Presence Telepathically
[12:22:08] HE: Yes Good Idea
[12:22:53] FA: Alright, I know of this pretty good place not far from my hive.
[12:23:34] FA: 8ut I just realized you're on the other side of the goddamned planet. ::::/
[12:23:39] FA: Shit.
[12:24:14] HE: This Is Something Of An Obstruction To Our Dining Endeavor I Must Admit
[12:24:45] FA: Couldn't your lusus, I don't know, fly you over here?
[12:25:42] HE: That Is A Possibility However I Am Rather Unsure Of Her Cardiovascular Endurance Capabilites
[12:27:03] HE: Crash-Landing In An Unknown Area Of Hellmurder Desert Would Not Be A Scenic Or Beneficial Detour In My Opinion
[12:27:08] FA: May8e Feferi has some sort of Imperial transporter we can 8orrow? Or, hell, even Eridan's lusus.
[12:27:57] FA: That fucker is pro8a8ly still into me.
[12:28:18] HE: Let Us Hope So
[12:28:42] FA: Then again, who could just walk away from the Serket charms. :::;)
[12:28:48] HE: Bribe Him With A Romantic Arrangement In Order To Secure Access To His Lusus If It Does Not Bother You
[12:28:56] HE: Certainly Not I
[12:29:52] FA: I was going to lie and say I wanted to go on a date and needed his lusus.
[12:30:14] FA: And he'll pro8a8ly think I mean him!
[12:30:22] HE: Good Thinking
[12:30:31] HE: Lies Of Omission Are Hardly Even Lies At All
[12:31:38] FA: Kanaya you should 8e doing a 8etter jo8 as a moirail. Allowing me to con one of our friends!
[12:32:00] FA: Then again it is Eridan
[12:32:42] HE: The Function Of A Moirail Is To Deter One's Partner From Dangerous Or Unsavory Activities
[12:32:58] HE: Deceiving Eridan Ampora Of All People Is Neither
[12:33:23] FA: Ha, I guess your right.
[12:33:44] FA: Give me a sec, I'll message him.
[12:34:34] FA: Aaaaaaaand he's on his way. I'll pick you up when I get there.
[12:34:53] FA: Wait, directions.
[12:35:08] FA: Okay got them.
[12:35:16] HE: Wonderful
[12:35:24] HE: I Look Forward To Your Arrival
[12:35:44] FA: hey vris
[12:35:48] HE: Shall I Prepare Refreshments In Preparation
[12:35:57] FA: Yeah.
[12:36:15] FA: Oh helloooooooo Ampora. :::;)
[12:37:09] FA: noww i knoww for a fuckin fact this date isnt wwith me so fuck you
[12:37:46] FA: lyin to me an shit
[12:37:56] FA: just take him and go
[12:38:35] FA: Laaaaaaaater! Don't eat all my food!
[12:38:45] HE: Let Us Proceed To Get This Party Started
[12:38:54] FA: *Hours/Minutes later*
[12:39:15] FA: Hey, Kanaya!
[12:39:21] HE: Hello I Have Brewed Us Some Sweetened Grubtea
[12:39:56] HE: Take This One With The Diminutive Blue Umbrella Thank you
[12:40:04] FA: Is it sweet? You know I only like sweet tea.
[12:40:42] FA: *sips the drink*Not 8ad. Sweet enough.
[12:40:51] HE: Yes A Heightened Degree Of Sweetness Is Typically What "Sweetened" Entails
[12:41:37] HE: Vriska No Please Don't Slurp Like That
[12:41:43] FA: Well, duh. *throws her head back and chugs the whole drink*
[12:41:44] HE: It Is Wholly Unbecomming
[12:42:03] HE: *Winces And Looks Away*
[12:43:05] FA: *pat your chest and sigh*That was some pretty fucking good tea. Got anymore?
[12:43:09] HE: While We're Here I Feel It Would Be Prudent For You To Deposit Your Armband
[12:43:19] HE: Let Me See One Moment Please
[12:43:54] HE: Feel Free To Enter My Hive And Stay A While
[12:44:05] HE: *Ambulates Into Kitchen*
[12:44:09] FA: Oh, right. *remove it and place it on a table*
[12:44:42] HE: I Have The Latest Issue Of Troll Italian Vogue On The Mantle
[12:44:44] FA: *meander into the pristine, white domicile*
[12:44:55] HE: You May Peruse It As The Tea Steeps
[12:45:55] FA: (give me a sec trying to find kanayas hive)
[12:46:35] FA: (nevermind)
[12:46:38] HE: (take your time! I have to run an errand shortly, you're encouraged to plot something out in my absence)
[12:46:46] HE: (it shouldn't take more than an hour, sorry)
[12:46:57] FA: *plop onto a couch and wait for the tea*
[12:47:05] FA: (sokay ::])
[12:47:16] HE: (see you later!)
[12:47:18] -- homestuckExpert [HE] ceased pestering fedoralApathy [FA] at 12:47 --
[12:47:20] -- homestuckExpert [HE] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
[12:47:24] FA: (what did you have in mind for this)
[12:47:38] HE: (hmm I'm not really sure)
[12:47:55] FA: (wait did you need to go now sorry)
[12:48:06] HE: (maybe Vriska gets a bit stimulated/jealous while browsing troll Vogue)
[12:48:18] HE: (no it's fine I'm not in any serious rush)
[12:48:36] FA: (i had pictured her slipping under the table at the diner ::U)
[12:49:00] HE: (I like your style!)
[12:49:20] FA: (kanaya freaking out like 'Jesus We Are In Public')
[12:49:44] FA: *hum and go to get the magazine*
[12:49:48] HE: (hehehe, I can't wait! please hold that thought for my splendiferous return though)
[12:49:53] HE: (see you!)
[12:49:54] -- homestuckExpert [HE] ceased pestering fedoralApathy [FA] at 12:49 --
[02:15:08] FA: Kanayaaaaaaaa. Is the fucking tea done yet????????
[02:32:56] FA: Kanayaaaaaaaa. Is the fucking tea done yet????????
[02:54:09] -- homestuckExpert [HE] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
[02:54:09] -- homestuckExpert [HE] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
[02:54:17] FA: Kanayaaaaaaaa. Is the fucking tea done yet????????
[02:54:41] FA: (?)
[02:54:43] HE: Good Tea Must Be Steeped Over A Significant Period For Maximum Flavor
[02:55:02] HE: (yes I am here now)
[02:55:19] FA: (are you sure ::U)
[02:55:24] HE: Here We Are
[02:55:39] HE: Help Yourself But Please Be Careful As It Is Rather Hot
[02:55:57] FA: Thanks.
[02:57:04] FA: *sip at the steaming tea*
[02:57:21] HE: Shall We Make Our Way To The Dining Establishment You Made Mention Of Some Brief Time In The Past And That Which We Are Planning To Enjoy Delicious Sustenance Within
[02:57:21] HE: ?
[02:58:12] FA: You want us to go already? I need to finish my tea first!
[02:58:31] FA: Unless you've got something to put it in.
[02:58:43] HE: My Apologies I Was Getting Ahead Of Myself
[02:58:51] HE: How Do You Like The Troll Vogue Catalog
[02:58:55] HE: Black Is In This Year
[02:59:04] FA: neigh
[02:59:46] FA: I didn't know anyone except you liked making clothes like these.
[03:00:29] HE: Ah I Cannot Maintain This Facade Any Longer Vriska I Have
[03:00:32] FA: The dresses look nice. *cross leg*
[03:00:35] HE: *Swoons*
[03:00:40] HE: Deceived You Most Callously
[03:01:04] FA: What are you even talking about?
[03:01:28] HE: The Entire Catalog Is A Deftly Instrumented Fabrication Which I Had Composed In The Time Period Before You Arrived Here On Eridans Lusus
[03:02:01] FA: Oh. Well, you faked it pretty well.
[03:02:19] HE: In Fact I Am Somewhat Surprised You Didnt Notice That The Magazine Itself Was Bound In Gum
[03:02:54] HE: I Am Not Destined For The Publishing Trade It Would Seem Ha HA
[03:03:24] HE: Are You Enjoying The Tea
[03:03:27] FA: *pull your hand off the 8inding* Ew.
[03:04:09] FA: Yeah! You're the second 8est tea 8rewer I know.
[03:04:28] FA: You didn't do anything to the tea, did you?
[03:04:41] HE: No No Of Course Not That Would Be
[03:04:43] HE: Unconscionable
[03:05:06] HE: *Wheezes In Apprehension*
[03:05:23] FA: *sip the tea gently 8efore swinging it 8ack*
[03:06:17] HE: Who Is The Most Talented Tea Brewer You Are Acquainted With If I May Ask
[03:06:28] HE: Should I Be Wary Of This Competition
[03:06:48] FA: Nepeta of course! Girl knows her teas.
[03:07:05] HE: Ah Yes That Is Certainly True
[03:07:28] HE: Her Chamomewl Is Refreshing Indeed
[03:08:03] FA: We should pro8a8ly get going now. Are you ready?
[03:08:10] HE: Most Certainly
[03:08:24] FA: Alright. Do want front or 8ack?
[03:08:43] FA: neigh
[03:08:44] HE: The Back Seems Less Threatening I Will Have To Choose That Option
[03:09:06] FA: Okay. *hops onto the skyhorse*
[03:09:35] FA: *extends her hand to Kanaya*
[03:09:57] HE: *Grasps It And Hops Upon The Hovering Seahorse Lusus As Well*
[03:10:01] HE: Thank You Kindly
[03:10:36] HE: In What Direction Are We Headed
[03:10:43] FA: Hold on tight! Pchoooooooo!!!!!!!!
[03:11:34] HE: Ahhhh How Are You Steering This Beast
[03:12:58] FA: Hell if I know.
[03:13:25] FA: He just goes where I point him.
[03:14:43] HE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9EiinQ1QNXU
[03:15:11] FA: http://marshmallowbeam.tumblr.com/post/33971456725/fuck-everything-about-this
[03:15:21] FA: ::3
[03:15:30] FA: also ive seen that thing 8efore
[03:16:24] HE: >marshmallowbeam
[03:16:29] HE: >drawing something palatable
[03:16:32] FA: Can you get my chitin plate out of my pocket?
[03:16:34] HE: is this a sign of the apocalypse
[03:16:47] FA: nop
[03:17:30] FA: I think it's in the 8ack right one 8ut I don't know.
[03:17:46] HE: Let Me See Here Just A Moment
[03:18:32] HE: *Reaches Into Vriskas Pocket At Some Difficulty Given That They Are Both Several Hundred Meters In The Air*
[03:19:14] HE: Is This It
[03:19:20] FA: You got it right? You weren't just feeling me up?
[03:19:29] FA: Yeah, give me.
[03:19:32] HE: *Hold Out A Small Rigid Object Of Neutral Hue*
[03:19:35] HE: There We Are
[03:19:55] FA: Aaaand now to the eatery.
[03:20:21] HE: Wonderful
[03:20:24] HE: I Wonder What Theyre Serving Here
[03:20:54] FA: Were here! Tie up the seahorse next to the other lusii.
[03:21:52] FA: Last time I was here they had some real rich 8lood food like fish and cra8.
[03:22:05] HE: Please Stay Put You Mongrel This Rope Is For Your Own Good
[03:22:13] HE: Oh That Sounds Very Pleasant
[03:22:38] HE: Shall We Sit At A Booth Or One Of Those Tables Near The Back
[03:22:38] HE: ?
[03:22:55] FA: heello ladiees
[03:23:33] FA: One of the 8ack ta8les. Looks more comforta8le.
[03:24:05] FA: would you likee anything to drink
[03:24:20] HE: I Will Take A Glass Of Water Thank You
[03:24:44] FA: and for you
[03:25:13] FA: Hmm. Water too, I guess.
[03:25:48] FA: do you 8oth know what you wish to ordeer
[03:25:57] FA: (whoops)
[03:26:28] HE: Not With Certainty Sir Would It Be Possible For You To Offer Us A Menu While We Wait
[03:26:34] HE: And Some Bread Sticks
[03:27:01] FA: yees i shall reeturn momeentarily
[03:27:31] FA: 8ye, Eestus.
[03:27:57] FA: He's usually my server.
[03:28:06] HE: Do You Come Here Often
[03:29:02] FA: Not often enough. The food's kind of expensive and I have important shit to 8uy other than fancy food.
[03:29:20] FA: (8r8)
[03:29:25] HE: Thats A Fairly Reasonable Position
[03:29:46] HE: I Very Much Enjoy The Decor And Atmosphere Of This Place
[03:30:06] HE: They Even Have Kerosene Candles In The Centerpiece Isnt That Adorable
[03:32:26] FA: Yeah, I guess. Too frilly for my tastes.
[03:33:29] HE: Frills Are Beautiful Vriska What Are You Even Saying
[03:33:45] FA: Well, are you going to look at the menu?
[03:33:56] HE: Dont Tell Me You Think These Doilies Are ANything Short Of Wondrous
[03:34:04] FA: 8ullshit. They're useless.
[03:34:04] HE: Oh Yes Let Us Take A Look
[03:34:59] FA: I already know what I want. 8ig fucking 8urger with extra gru8sauce.
[03:35:19] HE: Hm I See Grubloaf With Alfredo Sauce Grubloaf With Honey Mustard Stuffed Grubloaf Grubloaf With Grubsauce And A Side Of Fries
[03:35:24] HE: How Can I Ever Decide
[03:35:52] FA: Green gru8sauce though. Red's too spicy and 8lue's too 8itter.
[03:36:29] FA: You 8etter decide. I didn't cart you here so you could just sit there.
[03:37:03] HE: This Pasta With Grilled Squackbeast And Orange Zest Seems Enticing
[03:37:29] FA: That sounds tasty. *lick your lips*
[03:37:56] HE: (my lips? :0)
[03:38:06] FA: heello again
[03:38:18] HE: Salutations
[03:38:20] FA: (whoops *my lips*)
[03:38:29] HE: Yes Our Breadsticks Have Arrived At Long Last
[03:38:34] FA: (or *vriska's lips*)
[03:38:57] HE: Is It True That You Offer Limitless Breadstick Baskets Sir
[03:39:01] FA: Hurray, 8readsticks.
[03:39:51] HE: Would You Care For One Or Two Of These Delicious Things Ms Serket
[03:39:59] FA: limitleess to any eexteent
[03:40:40] FA: Sure. Hand 'em over.
[03:41:12] FA: Remem8er we have actual food to eat too.
[03:41:23] HE: *Gives Her The Sticks*
[03:41:29] FA: Not just shitty 8read.
[03:41:47] HE: *Mrrmfh* Are These Filled With Melted Mozarella As Well
[03:41:50] HE: Glorious
[03:42:32] HE: A Handful Of Appetizers Wont Spoil Your Meal Come Now
[03:42:38] FA: *tears into a loaf* Stop 8eing a fatass, Kanaya. They're just 8readsticks. Not even gr8 8readsticks.
[03:43:46] HE: *Kanaya Attempts To Articulate A Response Through A Mouthful Of Cheese But Decides Otherwise To Save Her Dignity*
[03:43:54] FA: aree you 8oth reeady to ordeer or should i comee 8ack
[03:44:17] HE: Yes My Apologies We Are Both Ready To Order At This time
[03:44:24] HE: Time
[03:44:30] FA: Just keep cramming them in your mouth.
[03:44:32] HE: Vriska Would You Like To Go First
[03:45:14] FA: 8ig fucking 8urger. You know how I like it. Extra extra gru8sauce too.
[03:45:39] FA: and for you
[03:46:42] HE: I Desire Your Pasta With Grilled Squackbeast And Orange Zest With A Side Of Fries Smothered In Grubsauce As Well
[03:46:47] HE: And A Salad
[03:47:11] FA: And a salad?
[03:47:36] HE: Im Watching My Waistline
[03:48:02] FA: i shall reeturn wheen your meeals aree donee
[03:48:26] HE: Thank You Very Much
[03:48:51] FA: After you 8 like four 8readsticks. 8esides, your ass could stand to 8e fatter. :::;)
[03:49:21] FA: Don't want you to end up a 8eanpole like me.
[03:49:29] HE: Vriska Please Refrain From Making Remarks About My Weight In Public You Know How Sensitive I Am
[03:49:46] HE: *Kanaya Bashfully Shifts In Her Seat*
[03:49:54] FA: I was complimenting you!
[03:50:36] FA: I don't have an ass. Just these 8othersome rum8le spheres. *cups them in her hands*
[03:51:01] FA: Too fucking huge, get in the way all the time.
[03:51:26] HE: Vriska I Dont Believe That Type Of Gesture Is Necessary
[03:52:16] HE: *Her Hands Creep Beneath The Tablecloth To Make Some Personal 'Adjustments'*
[03:52:35] FA: Oh sure, they're good at distracting people when I Flarp 8ut I can't fit in spaces a normal troll could.
[03:53:36] FA: Fuuuuuuuuck! How long's he 8een gone. *rests her head on her 8reasts which are resting on the ta8le*
[03:53:43] HE: Are You Permitted To Flaunt Your Endowments In Flarp As A Legitimate Strategy
[03:53:47] FA: I'm hungry.
[03:54:04] FA: You use what you got to win!
[03:54:04] HE: Would You Care For A Breadstick
[03:54:31] FA: Fuck the 8readsticks. I want some actual food.
[03:55:15] HE: A Short Period Of Hunger Will Not Kill You Honestly
[03:56:06] HE: *Apprehends A Breadstick And Prods Vriskas Face With It*
[03:56:23] FA: Are you sure? *pulls her shirt up slightly, showing her ri8cage with a 8it of under8oo8* I'm nothing 8ut 8one!
[03:56:30] HE: Come Come You Should Fill Up On Something To Tide You Over
[03:56:34] FA: Stop that!
[03:56:42] HE: *Kanayas Face Darkens To A Deep Green*
[03:57:18] FA: Oh right. I forgot a8out 8eing decent in pu8lic. Soooooooorry.
[03:58:03] HE: Yes Thank You We Dont Want Everybody In The Immediate Vicinity Becoming Nothing But 'Bone' Either
[03:58:15] HE: Please Restrain Your Spheres For The Moment
[03:58:44] FA: Ha, ha! I din't know you could make jokes Kanaya.
[03:59:18] FA: 8ut they're getting rum8ly like my nutrition sac.
[03:59:42] FA: Fuck it. *try to eat another 8readstick*
[03:59:53] FA: These things are shitty.
[03:59:55] HE: There You Go
[04:00:20] HE: Personally I Find Troll Olive Garden Breadsticks To Be Enjoyable In The Extreme
[04:00:38] HE: And Its Not Like There Are Superior Alternatives Here Or Anything
[04:00:47] FA: *chow down on the 8readstick, oil cascading from it and landing on your shirt*
[04:00:58] FA: The ta8le.
[04:01:19] FA: *nutrition plateau
[04:01:37] HE: Ha Ha
[04:01:42] HE: See Isnt That Better
[04:01:56] HE: Also Vriska You Have Oil Cascading Down Your Uh
[04:02:19] FA: What?
[04:02:30] FA: They're fucking greasy.
[04:02:34] HE: *Discretely Indicates Vriskas Soiled Bust*
[04:03:18] FA: *look down then 8ack up* So? We might get a discount if my shirt is see though.
[04:03:28] FA: *through
[04:03:40] HE: *Begins To Perspire*
[04:04:05] HE: Vriska You Cannot Market Your Body For Monetary Gain No Matter How Robust It May Be
[04:04:37] FA: *you finish the 8readstick, your gray flesh 8arely visi8le through your shirt*
[04:04:55] FA: 8ullshit.
[04:05:52] HE: Well Isnt The Sensation Of That Fluid Unpleasant And Slimy
[04:06:01] FA: I can use my 8ody that way if I want and you can't stop me!
[04:06:31] HE: You Are Incorrigible Serket Have I Ever Told You That
[04:06:32] HE: ?
[04:06:50] FA: Yeah. It feels fucking disgusting. *starts to raise her shirt, preparing to take it off*
[04:07:09] HE: *Despite Her Scolding Kanayas Eyes Begin To Wander Towards That Region*
[04:07:17] HE: Ha Ha I Dont Think Thats A Good Idea
[04:07:50] FA: 8ut you wanted me to do this?
[04:07:55] HE: Are You Even Wearing Undergarments What Is This
[04:08:05] HE: Thats Not What I Meant Oh Gosh
[04:08:24] FA: No why would I need a 8ra?
[04:08:34] HE: I
[04:09:02] HE: *Kanayas Hands Dart Into Her Awkwardly Tenting Skirt Again*
[04:09:29] FA: heello i did not wish to inteerupt 8ut i havee your food
[04:09:36] HE: Look Maybe You Could Place A Napkin There To Cover Up Your
[04:09:37] HE: Oh Hello
[04:09:56] HE: This Looks Scrumptious Thank You
[04:10:20] HE: While Youre Here Could You Possible Provide An Extra Napkin For My Moirail Here
[04:10:29] FA: your 8urgeer shall takee somee moree timee madam apologiees
[04:10:46] FA: ceertainly
[04:10:46] HE: (*Moirail / ?)
[04:10:58] HE: I Appreciate It Thank You Again
[04:11:02] FA: (moirail is right)
[04:11:19] FA: (or did you mean like are they matesprits or not)
[04:11:20] HE: (I meant to discard the extra "here" at the end, it's clunky)
[04:11:33] FA: (oh)
[04:11:42] HE: (derp)
[04:11:47] HE: (back to business anyway)
[04:11:49] FA: FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
[04:12:02] HE: Vriska Please
[04:12:05] FA: G8D DAMNIT.
[04:12:18] FA: I'M HUNGRY.
[04:12:25] HE: Control Yourself By All Means A Belated Burger Is Not The End Of The World
[04:12:51] FA: *throw your head down and start screaming into your tits*
[04:13:03] FA: MMMMMMMMMMH
[04:13:37] HE: Now Your Face Is Going To Be Greasy Oh Dear
[04:13:48] FA: Fucking grease on my face now!
[04:14:13] FA: Don't act like you don't want to watch me scream into my spheres!
[04:14:25] HE: *Tosses You The Extra Napkin* It Would Befit You To Cease This Temper Tantrum And Clean Yourself Up
[04:14:40] FA: *8reathe out quickly, trying to calm herself*
[04:14:55] HE: Why Is It That You Make Everything Into Such An Ordeal
[04:15:23] FA: 8luh. This stuff is terri8le. *wipe your face with the napkin*
[04:16:04] HE: Thats better
[04:16:08] HE: *Thats Better Isnt It
[04:16:18] FA: *idly stare at Kanaya's food*
[04:16:39] FA: I knew I should have eaten today.
[04:16:39] HE: Would You Like Some
[04:16:39] HE: ?
[04:17:13] HE: *Hands You Her Salad Bowl*
[04:17:25] FA: I do 8ut it's your food. *flops down onto the ta8le again*
[04:17:51] HE: Please Cease This Whining Its Making Your Torso Bulbs Vibrate In An Obscene Way
[04:18:01] HE: The Screaming Doesnt Help Either
[04:18:05] FA: I can't just take my Moirail's food even if I am paying for it.
[04:18:37] FA: You and your weird voca8ulary. Rum8le spheres. That's they're name.
[04:19:32] FA: And I know for a fact everyone loves watching my rum8le spheres rum8le. :::;)
[04:20:06] HE: Not In Public When Theyre Practically Exposed For The World To See Have Some Decency
[04:20:22] HE: What Am I Going To Do With YOu
[04:20:24] HE: You
[04:20:38] FA: We're in the 8ack and not many people are here anyway.
[04:21:01] HE: *Props Her Head Up With One Arm To Draw Attention From The Fact That Her Other Hasnt Surfaced From Beneath The Tablecloth In Several Minutes*
[04:21:15] FA: Hell, I could take off my shirt for real and noone would notice!
[04:21:39] FA: *lifts her shirt up, freeing the large or8s*
[04:21:57] HE: *Kanaya Tries To Bite Her Fist In Order To Muffle The Low Moaning Noise Emanating From Her Vocal Apparatus*
[04:22:08] FA: Tell me if anyone's giving a shit, I can't see.
[04:22:46] FA: *wiggles her torso causing her 8ust jiggle*
[04:23:45] HE: *Averting Her Eyes Even Further Kanaya Hopes To Contain Herself Until The Burgers Arrive*
[04:24:13] HE: Where Is That Waiter When I Need Him
[04:24:20] FA: Heeeeeeeello? *puts her shirt 8ack down*
[04:24:43] FA: you rang
[04:25:05] FA: what do you neeeed
[04:25:12] HE: *Jerks Back To Attention* I I Didnt See You There
[04:25:27] HE: Is My Associates Burger Nearly Done
[04:25:40] HE: She Is Getting A Tad Antsy
[04:25:43] FA: neearly
[04:26:03] FA: I'm getting fucking spidery is what I
[04:26:20] FA: *I am getting.
[04:27:08] HE: Whatever You Say Vriska *Embibes Deeply From Her Water Receptacle*
[04:27:16] FA: onee momeent i havee someeonee to teeach
[04:27:45] FA: *skulks 8ack to the kitchen*
[04:28:01] HE: That Was A Close One
[04:28:35] FA: So did anyone actually see me? That'd 8e fucking em8arrassing.
[04:28:38] HE: Can You Promise Not To Reveal Your Intimate Organs On Such Short Notice Next Time
[04:28:49] HE: I Dont Think So
[04:29:01] FA: Well, other than you.
[04:29:09] HE: We Cannot Guarantee In The Future However
[04:29:19] HE: Ha Ha
[04:29:51] FA: Fuck this, I'm sitting on the floor until the food gets here.
[04:29:59] HE: Wait What
[04:30:32] FA: In protest for shitty service. *slides to the floor, partially under the ta8lecloth*
[04:30:38] HE: *Nearly Spitting Out Her Refreshment* No No No These Chairs Should Be Satisfactory Lets Not Do That
[04:31:21] FA: Nope. I'm doing it. You can't stop me. *thrusts her arms over her 8ust*
[04:31:59] HE: *Kanayas Hand Stops Abruptly Midway Down Her Skirt Desperate That Vriska Wont Notice The Rather Overt Protrusion Of Her Bulge* Uh
[04:32:10] FA: This floor sucks too.
[04:32:48] FA: *fall 8ack, laying under the ta8le with your legs sticking out*
[04:33:40] HE: *Begins To Hyperventillate As Vriskas Head Falls Directly Beneath Her Tentatively Crossed Legs*
[04:33:52] HE: Vriska You Can Come Out Now The Burger Is Here Ha Ha
[04:33:55] HE: Playtime Is Over
[04:34:34] HE: Vriska
[04:34:42] FA: I don't hear his footsteps and I can't feel his mind either. Cut the 8ullshit. *stretch your arms 8ack touching her legs*
[04:35:51] FA: Doot doot. Kanaya legs.
[04:36:02] HE: Cant You Eat A Breadstick Or Something Theres No Need To Be So Close To Me At This Particular Interval Of Time I Mean Its Not Awkward Because Of Any Lewd Reason Certainly Not Just In Principle This Contact Should Be Saved For Elsewhere
[04:36:44] HE: *Kanayas Legs Anxiously Twitch And Try To Remove Vriskas Hands In The Action*
[04:37:01] FA: *place your hands at her feet and trail your fingers up her calves*
[04:38:19] HE: Vriska Serket What In The Nine Freshest Of Hells Are You Trying To Accomplish / ? ! / I Am Including An Exclamation Point Because I Am Unusually Flustered
[04:38:49] FA: And I though I was going crazy from hunger.
[04:38:57] FA: *thought
[04:39:14] FA: I'm having fun. Lighten up.
[04:40:14] HE: *Beginning To Calm Down A Degree* Okay Your Right This Isnt As Much Of A Capital Issue As I Am Making It Out To be
[04:40:15] HE: *Be
[04:40:41] FA: *ru8s her knees* See?
[04:41:00] HE: I May As Well Join You Down There Why Not *Frees Her Hands And Lifts The Tablecloth To Peep Under At Her Surroundings*
[04:41:25] FA: This is the cool kids clu8s.
[04:41:37] HE: *Is Immediately Met By A Perfect View Of Vriskas Cleavage From Above* Oh God
[04:42:16] FA: What. Oh sorry. *try to maneuver the or8s*
[04:42:21] HE: *[A DULL THUD IS EMITTED AS KANAYA'S BULGE COLLIDES WITH THE UNDERSIDE OF THE RESTAURANTS SUSTENANCE PLATEAU*
[04:43:02] HE: Did You Hear Something I Sure Didnt Aha Ha
[04:43:23] HE: *Scrambles To Think Unsexy Thoughts*
[04:43:24] FA: Kanaya, why'd you slam your knee into the ta8le? *too hunger crazy to notice*
[04:44:36] FA: Did you hurt yourself? Do you need me to kiss it and make it feel 8etter? *you chuckle going completely under the ta8le to kiss her 'knee'*
[04:44:50] HE: Um No Reason I Think Its A Reflex Similar To The Manner In Which A Leg Jerks When Struck By Those Small Rubber Ha haaAAMMERS
[04:45:35] HE: *You Grab Vriskas Head And Try To Move Her Aside*
[04:45:59] FA: Kanaya! I'm trying to help you!
[04:46:29] HE: My Knees Are Fine They Do Not Require Medical Attention In Any Way Please Vacate The Premises Thank You
[04:46:32] FA: *you gra8 at her 'knee' and pull it towards you*
[04:47:48] HE: *Tries To Ignore The Dollop Of Jade Precum Darkening Her Skirt* Vriska I Said Im Fine Relenquish Your Grip
[04:48:41] HE: *The Table Is Quivering In Time With Kanayas Heavily Perspiring Body*
[04:48:54] FA: No!!!!!!!! *you kiss her 'knee' straight on the head, getting pre-cum splattered on your lips*
[04:49:47] FA: 8luh. I thought you of all people wouldn't spill things on yourself.
[04:49:56] HE: SSshoot Vriska This Isnt Helping Any Condition Which You Delusionally Assume I Am Afflicted With
[04:50:03] HE: Its Just Grubsauce
[04:50:22] FA: I know that! What else would it 8e?
[04:50:28] HE: I Uh Dropped Some Fries And they Stained It Ha Ha
[04:50:46] HE: Oh Nothing No I Wasnt Asserting The Possibility That It Was Or Even Could Be Otherwise
[04:51:23] FA: *you kiss her 'knee' deeper this time, a light cerulean mark is left on her dress*
[04:53:07] HE: *Kanayas Mind Is Boggled By Her Supremely Oblivious Moirail*
[04:53:31] HE: Ha Ha Ha Ha All Better Now Get Out From Under The Table Now
[04:53:52] HE: *(table right this instant)
[04:53:54] FA: Are you 8etter yet? *you kiss it again*
[04:54:13] FA: heeree is your
[04:54:29] FA: oh
[04:54:32] HE: Thank God The Burgers Are Hear
[04:54:38] HE: Here I Meant Here
[04:54:47] HE: Yes
[04:54:56] FA: shee is not heeree right now
[04:55:03] HE: My Moirail Is In The Ablution Room She Will Return Momentarily I Assure You
[04:55:24] FA: *she pulls at your knee again, continueing to kiss it*
[04:56:12] HE: *Kanaya Heaves Forward In Response To Vriskas Advance / Almost Knocking Over The Centerpiece*
[04:56:28] FA: *clicks* aree you alright
[04:56:33] HE: V Vriska The Burger Is Here
[04:56:45] HE: Arent You Hungry
[04:56:57] FA: *doesnt come out from under the ta8le*
[04:57:23] FA: i supposee i shall go
[04:57:41] FA: teell heer to eenjoy
[04:57:47] HE: That Is A Wise Idea Yes But Leave The Food Here
[04:57:53] HE: Thanks I Will Tata
[04:58:24] FA: *pulls at kanaya's skirt trying to get 8etter access to her knee*
[04:58:46] FA: wait a momeent
[04:58:49] HE: *Whispering* Vriska What The Heck Are You Doing Arent You Hungry Just Get Up Here
[04:58:52] HE: What What Is It
[04:59:16] FA: you aree a jadee 8lood correect
[04:59:29] HE: That Is True Why Do You Ask
[04:59:33] HE: Is This Urgen
[04:59:34] HE: Urgent
[04:59:46] HE: Im Trying To Finish My Meal Here Is That Not Apparent Ha Ha
[04:59:50] HE: See Look
[05:00:01] HE: *Shovels Pasta Into Her Protein Chute*
[05:00:03] FA: *successfully remove the skirt*
[05:00:35] FA: it is just i havee neeveer meet a jadee 8eeforee
[05:00:58] FA: that is all
[05:01:17] HE: *Nearly Coughs Up The Entire Mouthful Of Food* Im Very Uninteresting You Wouldnt Enjoy My Company
[05:01:51] HE: Now Make Like A Banana-Based Dessert Confection And Get Out Of Here
[05:02:01] FA: i am not so ceertain you aree 8oring if you camee in with heer
[05:02:31] HE: I Really Am Please Take My Word For It
[05:02:53] FA: *whispers* oh it's not her knee *grasps the 8o88ing 8ulge and 8egins stroking*
[05:03:07] HE: !!!/ Triple Exclamation Points Indicate Urgency Ha Ha Get Out
[05:03:22] HE: My Moirail Should Be Back Any Second Now Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Begone
[05:03:27] FA: 8ut
[05:03:40] FA: as you wish
[05:03:56] HE: *Physically Shoos The Waiter Away With Irresponsibly Flailing Arms* Thank
[05:04:06] FA: (thank)
[05:04:19] HE: (how did that even get there)
[05:04:50] FA: *kissing the leaking 8ulgetip, moving her hand up and down the length*
[05:05:04] FA: **kisses*
[05:06:24] HE: *Frantically Gorges Herself Further In An Effort To Ignore Vriskas Ministrations* Mmm This Food Sure Is Satisfactory And Something That Cannot Be Consumed Under A Table
[05:07:29] FA: I've got the perfect gru8loaf right here! *wraps her tongue around the 8ulge*
[05:08:42] FA: (wait how 8ig is kans 8ulge even my headcanon or yours)
[05:08:47] HE: *Bucks Into Vriskas Mouth At This Time Totally Disregarding The Scene She May Be Causing*
[05:09:26] HE: (between 10 and 14 inches, with most of the girth concentrated in the middle segment and around the corona)
[05:10:02] HE: *With Total Disregard For The Scene She May Be Causing At This Time
[05:10:04] FA: *open your mouth wide trying not to fang kanaya's 8ulge*
[05:10:17] FA: (huge shame glo8es?)
[05:10:31] HE: (enormous)
[05:10:53] FA: (medicine 8all sized shame glo8es ::U)
[05:10:54] HE: (I'd be surprised if Vriska could successfully fit one in her mouth)
[05:11:21] HE: (hahaha)
[05:11:38] FA: (so like orange+)
[05:11:46] HE: (a bit larger than that, sure)
[05:12:01] FA: *gag slightly as her 8ulge hits the 8ack of your throat*
[05:12:57] HE: *Hah* You Said You Were Hungry Didnt You
[05:13:49] FA: *mum8le* I am eating. :::;) *force more 8ulge into your throat*
[05:14:27] HE: Let Us Attempt To Gauge How Ravening Your Hunger Is Shall We *Takes A Hold Of Vriskas Horns And Slams Her To The Base*
[05:14:54] HE: Shhh Only Sustenance Now
[05:15:17] FA: *moan as you're forced to her 8ase*
[05:16:23] FA: madam your aquaintancee has not reeturneed yeet
[05:17:08] FA: would you likee mee to seeee if shee is alright
[05:18:08] HE: *Continues To Bob Vriskas Head Up And Down* Yes You Should Check The Bathroom I Fear She Has Fallen Unconscious Or Something Similarly Atrocious
[05:19:08] FA: *reach up and gra8 Kanaya's shame glo8es, lightly squeezing them*
[05:19:23] FA: right away
[05:19:35] HE: Your Efforts Are Appreciated
[05:20:07] FA: thank you
[05:20:38] FA: *continues fondling kanaya's shame glo8es*
[05:21:06] HE: *Not Anticipating The Stimulation Kanayas Bulge Throbs And Unloads A Small Pulse Of Ejaculate Into Vriskas Throat* Ha Ha Whoops
[05:21:49] HE: Dont Worry Theres A Good Deal More Where That Came From
[05:22:02] FA: *feel the thick material enter you stomach causing you to moan*
[05:23:27] HE: I Hope You Arent Full
[05:23:33] FA: *try to maneuver your tongue to lick her 8ulge as she plunges your throat*
[05:23:39] HE: As We Are Naturally Far From Finished With The Entree
[05:24:30] FA: *laugh at the horri8le dining puns causing your throat to vi8rate and twitch*
[05:25:00] HE: Ah Goodness You Should Warn Me Before Doing That
[05:26:02] FA: *tense your throat muscles along her shaft*
[05:26:04] HE: It Feels Stimulating In The Extreme So Be CaaAAaREFUL
[05:27:15] HE: Vriska What Did I Just Say
[05:27:33] HE: Shoot
[05:27:34] FA: *pull her shame glo8es taut, trying to coax out more material*
[05:28:27] HE: Your Asking For This Ms Serket I Tried To Warn You
[05:29:01] FA: *8o8 along her shaft ignoring her comment*
[05:29:16] HE: *Kanayas Back Arches Suddenly As She Draws Near Another Climax*
[05:30:01] HE: Dont Stop
[05:30:47] FA: *continue 8o88ing, sliding your tongue along what you can reach of her shaft*
[05:31:40] FA: shee was not in thee gapeer 8lock
[05:32:06] HE: Enough Of This Foolishness / ! / You Are Dismissed
[05:32:12] FA: *shoves the entirety of Kanaya's 8ulge down her throat*
[05:32:48] FA: you could havee just told mee she leeft
[05:32:54] HE: Im Not Ffffooting The Bill For This One Dammit
[05:33:53] FA: *lightly squeeze her shame glo8es as you continue your movements*
[05:34:45] FA: wee do havee thee right to kill any who do not pay reegardleess of 8lood
[05:34:50] HE: *Kanaya Tenses Her Legs And Proceed To Pound Into Vriskas Mouth / Whispering / Vriska By The Time Were Through Youre Going To Get Both Of Us Banned From This Place*
[05:35:07] HE: *Or Culled*
[05:35:31] HE: *Brilliant Work Serket Really Top Notch Critical Thinking All Around*
[05:35:55] FA: now your frieend is a reegular so i shall allow you a 8it moree timee to contact heer
[05:36:23] FA: *giggle around her shaft. still squeezeing her glo8es*
[05:37:38] HE: Great To Hear Thanks A Bundle
[05:37:51] HE: Ha Ha Shell Turn Up Any Minute Now
[05:38:08] FA: aree you mocking mee
[05:38:23] HE: No I Would Never
[05:38:50] FA: *8o8 your head faster, slamming against her crotch and licking at her shame glo8es*
[05:39:03] FA: aree you ceertain
[05:39:13] HE: HNNRG Hey I Think I Saw Her Dart Around The Bar Behind You A Ways
[05:39:27] HE: Why Dont You Venture Over For A Closer Examination
[05:40:08] HE: Goodbye Thank You For Your Service
[05:40:20] FA: may8ee i should just wait heeree for heer to comee 8ack
[05:40:40] FA: 8ut i do not caree anymoree
[05:41:07] HE: *Kanayas Hands Are Leaving Gouges In Vriskas Scalp Trying To Deal With The Force Of Her Fellatio Procedure*
[05:41:47] FA: *slip a had 8elow her glo8es trying to touch her nook*
[05:42:33] HE: *Shivering From Pleasure And The Pressure Of Her Churning Material Simultaneously* You Know What / Im Done Here
[05:42:45] HE: *Slips Below The Tablecloth*
[05:42:56] FA: i
[05:43:28] FA: fuck this i do not geet paid eenough to deeal with insanee trolls
[05:43:50] FA: *leaves*
[05:44:48] HE: *Landing On Her Knees Kanaya Throws Herself Onto Vriska Trying To Compensate For The Meager Headroom They Are Allotted*
[05:45:16] FA: *tries to keep her mouth attached to kanaya's 8ulge*
[05:45:24] HE: Your Nonsense Nearly Got The Two Of Us Killed
[05:45:47] HE: Dont Give Me That Serket We Need To Finish Up And Get Out Of Here
[05:45:56] HE: Let Me Take It From Here
[05:45:56] FA: *look up at her sorrowfully*
[05:46:22] FA: *mum8le* 8ut i want my 8urger!
[05:46:38] HE: Cease Your Complaints And Expose Your Chest Harlot
[05:47:18] FA: *pull up your shirt, letting your enormous rum8le spheres free*
[05:48:40] HE: Finally *Taking A Handful Of Each Still Rather Oily Protrusion Kanaya Slides Her Bulge Between Them And Begins Thrusting*
[05:49:12] FA: You could have just asked to see my 8oo8s!
[05:49:26] HE: That Would Have Been Inappropriate
[05:49:49] HE: Keep Pressing Them As I Have Demonstrated
[05:50:34] FA: *move your hand to press them together, licking the part of her 8ulge sticking out of your cleavage*
[05:50:56] HE: Open A Bit Wider Please
[05:51:30] FA: *open your mouth, lining it up with her 8ulge*
[05:52:12] HE: Excellent Work Vriska We May Get Our Of This Debacle Unscathed Yet
[05:52:35] FA: I'm still hungry, fussyfangs.
[05:52:53] FA: Feed me~. *laughs*
[05:53:24] HE: *Increases The Speed Of Her Pumping / Thin Jade Streaks Of Precum Yet Again Begin To Appear In Vriskas Cleavage*
[05:53:59] HE: Here We Go *Plugs Vriskas Nose*
[05:54:14] FA: Wait what.
[05:54:24] FA: *W8
[05:55:13] HE: *Rams Her Bulge Into Vriskas Throat At Full Force And Begins To Unleash The Pent-Up Material Rapidly*
[05:55:26] HE: Eat Up Serket
[05:56:24] FA: *feel the thick fluid pour down your throat, half filling your stomach already*
[05:56:56] HE: *Pulls Out For A Moment / Coming Back To Push Her Head Just Beyond The Edge Of Vriskas Lips*
[05:57:32] FA: *lap at the deluge of green flooding your mouth*
[05:57:37] HE: It Would Be Great Of You Licked Around That Area For A Moment If Thats Not A Bother
[05:57:42] HE: Yes Excellent Ha Ha
[05:58:21] FA: *swirl your tongue around her head, moving your 8reasts along her shaft*
[05:59:30] HE: Oh God Who Taught You How To Do This Anyway *Streams Of Semen Are Starting To Overflow And Drizzle Upon The Floor*
[06:00:44] FA: *suck on her head and swallow the overflowing material*
[06:00:58] HE: *Heaving Closer To Vriska Kanayas Shame Globes Start To Collide With Vriskas Rumble Spheres*
[06:01:45] HE: *Huff* Im Almost Spent
[06:01:56] FA: *thrust your 8reasts harder, smacking them against her crotch*
[06:02:58] HE: How Do You Have Room For All Of This
[06:03:05] HE: It Is A Mystery
[06:03:48] FA: *try to look around your spheres at your stomach to see if it swelled at all*
[06:03:51] HE: No Matter That Does Not Alter The Stark Reality Of The Seed Which Remains To Be Drained*
[06:04:55] FA: *continue thrusting your 8reasts against her as you lightly tongue her urethra*
[06:06:03] HE: *Pushes Another Volley Of Cum Into Vriskas Mouth / Curiously Bulging Her Cheeks Outward In The Process*
[06:06:32] HE: Ah I Believe We Are Drawing Close To A Satisfying Finale *Relieves Vriska Of Her Meaty Air Obstructing Burden*
[06:06:40] HE: Take A Deep Breath
[06:06:50] FA: *gulp down the large load and 8reathe*
[06:07:47] HE: Good To See That You Havent Expired On Me Ms Serket Ha Ha
[06:08:41] FA: *lick your licks* It'd take more than that to kill me.
[06:08:53] FA: **lips*
[06:09:24] HE: *Massaging Her Rumble Spheres Kanaya Slowly Thrusts Forth A Bit More As Small Ropes Of Jade Semen Continue Erupting Irregularly*
[06:10:10] FA: How much more you got in there? :::;)
[06:11:33] HE: *Clenching Slightly / One Last Stream Of Cum Shoots Out And Splatters Vriskas Neck* Youve Quite Nearly Sucked Me Dry For Now
[06:12:01] FA: For now... You want to do this again l8r?
[06:12:31] FA: *plants her lips on Kanaya's 8ulgehead*
[06:12:37] HE: Lets Get Moving Before The Manager Comes After Us With A Frying Pan And Carving Knife And Authorities Which May Significantly Endanger Our Health
[06:12:56] HE: How Could I Resist
[06:12:58] FA: Didn't you have a 8it more?
[06:13:55] HE: For You I Suppose That One Last Burst Wouldnt Hurt
[06:14:40] FA: *sucks at her 8ulge, swirling her tongue around it*
[06:16:28] HE: *Kanaya Gives Her Moirails Breasts One Last Hefty Squeeze Before A Final Ribbon Of Genetic Material Courses Forth And Fills Vriskas Mouth*
[06:16:55] HE: Consider This An After Dinner Mint Of Sorts If Youd Like
[06:17:11] FA: *moan into the erupting 8ulge and swallow the last 8it*
[06:17:30] FA: Okay. :::;)
[06:18:02] FA: *slide out from underneath Kanaya, your stomach catching on her legs*
[06:18:47] HE: Do You Think Your Shirt Can Conceal That As We Make Our Exit / ?
[06:18:54] FA: W8. Are you sure you're empty? I forgot something.
[06:19:10] FA: *reaches up onto the ta8le*
[06:19:35] HE: Im Sorry What
[06:19:55] FA: Got it. *pulls the 8urger under the ta8le*
[06:20:12] FA: Stupid 8astard never givens me enough sauce.
[06:20:18] FA: *gives
[06:20:37] HE: Serket Your Digestive Tract Remains An Enigma
[06:21:05] FA: Hey, I still want some meat.
[06:21:35] FA: Now pail onto the 8urger.
[06:21:53] HE: What Were You Choking On For The Past Hour
[06:21:58] HE: Pardon
[06:21:59] FA: Or ru8 some of the leftover material onto it.
[06:22:56] HE: Dip It In The Pool That Seems To Have Accumulated On Your Spheres Or Something
[06:23:05] FA: There is not enough gru8sauce on this 8urger. Put your 'gru8sauce' on the 8urger.
[06:23:13] HE: I Already Stated The Fact That My Reserves Are Drained Quite Explicitly
[06:23:44] HE: What Do You Want to Do
[06:23:45] FA: *reach down and gra8 one of her shame glo8es* They don't feel empty.
[06:23:45] HE: To Do
[06:24:37] HE: Vriska Please I Cant Squeeze Out Anything More
[06:25:08] HE: *Contrary To The Stated Complaint Your Bulge Begins to Stiffen*
[06:25:24] FA: Now that sounds like something Tavros would say!
[06:26:03] FA: *fondle and ru8 the glo8es with your hand attempting to coax out more material*
[06:26:37] HE: I Staunchly Refuse To Participate In This Madness Youre On Your Own
[06:26:46] HE: *Madness / Youre
[06:27:20] HE: Im Not A Semen Machine For Goodness Sake
[06:27:28] FA: Ugh, fine. *release the glo8es and gra8 a go8 off one of your spheres*
[06:28:04] FA: *wipe them off with napkins and put your shirt 8ack on*
[06:28:25] HE: *Observing Vriskas Wobbling Chest Kanaya Hesitantly Retracts Her Previous Statement*
[06:28:30] HE: Ha Ha Who Are We Kidding
[06:28:57] FA: Nope. You said not to.
[06:29:24] FA: *start to get out from under the ta8le*
[06:29:31] HE: Ive Already Committed Numerous Sex Acts Beneath A Table Its Not Like Ejaculating On A Burger Will Worsen My Situation
[06:30:27] FA: *gra8 her 8ulge at the middle and 8egin stroking* It's not so 8ad. Just stare at me the whole time.
[06:30:50] HE: With Great Pleasure
[06:31:24] HE: May I Fondle Your Spheres
[06:31:31] FA: Can you hold the 8urger though? I need 8oth hands for you.
[06:31:35] FA: Sure.
[06:32:11] FA: And just hand me it when you're a8out to pail.
[06:32:33] HE: Alright I Think I Can Manage That Without Any Great Difficulty
[06:33:37] FA: *wrap 8oth your hands around her 8ulge and 8egin pumping*
[06:34:00] HE: *Rests Her Head Upon Vriskas Unfortunately Soaking Torso*
[06:34:25] HE: *Mmm* We Really Must Do This Again Sometime
[06:34:39] FA: The dinner or the sex?
[06:34:48] HE: Both
[06:35:20] HE: Would You Object If I Cordially Invited You To Stay At My Hive For A Little While
[06:35:23] FA: *tighten your grip and pump her 8ulge faster*
[06:35:40] FA: Mom might get pissed 8ut fuck her.
[06:36:56] HE: Hopefully You Wont Mind Our Guest Coccoon
[06:37:11] FA: *start to suckle on her 8ulgetip as you keep moving your hands*
[06:37:35] FA: Why wouldn't 8e sleeping with you? :::;)
[06:37:41] FA: *I 8e
[06:38:12] FA: Moirails need to 8e there for eachother at all times!
[06:38:39] HE: Uh Well My Recuperacoon Is Hardly Large Enough For Two And I Imagine We Would Be Pressed Together Most Uncomfortably
[06:39:02] FA: Hmm, you're pro8a8ly right.
[06:40:17] FA: *places more of her 8ulge in your mouth as you pump even faster*
[06:40:21] HE: *Kanaya Is Prevented From Responding With Another Quip On The Topic Of Living Arrangements Due To The Fact That Her Face Was Buried In Vriskas Cleavage At The Time*
[06:40:53] HE: (wait hold on)
[06:41:00] HE: (how does that work)
[06:41:11] FA: (yeah... it doesnt ::I)
[06:41:21] FA: (vriskas neck 8roke)
[06:41:41] FA: (lets retract the fact shes sucking on the 8ulge)
[06:41:42] HE: (￼ pretend I didnt say anything)
[06:41:49] HE: (that works too!)
[06:41:55] FA: (yours works 8etter)
[06:42:35] FA: *sultry tone* Are you almost there, sexyfangs?
[06:43:54] HE: *The Hastened Thrusting Of Kanayas Rump Towards Your Hands Indicates A 'Yes' Though Her Mouth Is Occupied*
[06:44:32] HE: *Toward Your Hands
[06:44:39] FA: *take the 8urger from her and quickly jack her 8ulge over it*
[06:45:08] FA: *sultry tone* Come on Kanayaaaaaaaa~.
[06:45:34] HE: *Moans Murmur From Your Chest* Youre A Slavedriver Vriska
[06:46:25] FA: I know. Now cum for me.
[06:46:46] HE: *Kanayas Eyes Screw Shut As A Cord Of Seed Courses From Her Bulgehead*
[06:47:29] HE: *The Throbbing Becomes Sluggish As Her Ejaculation Wanes And Semen Dribbles Weakly Onto The Burger*
[06:47:38] FA: *the rope covers the patty, almost knocking it over*
[06:48:08] HE: Enjoy
[06:48:37] HE: Because I Am Absolutely Exhausted And You Arent Getting Any More For At Least An Hour
[06:48:40] FA: *lick the residual material off her 8ulge and put the 8un 8ack on the 8urger*
[06:48:49] FA: Thanks!
[06:49:12] FA: I guess we'll do this again in an hour. :::;)
[06:49:50] HE: *Groans And Collapses Onto Vriskas Body*
[06:49:57] FA: *clim8s out from under the ta8le*
[06:49:59] HE: A Girl Can Only Produce So Much
[06:50:08] HE: Alright Lets Get Out Of Here
[06:50:25] FA: Aren't you going to put away your 8ulge?
[06:50:36] HE: !
[06:50:38] HE: Whoops
[06:51:24] FA: Cause you don't want everyone rushing to suck it, now do you?
[06:51:47] HE: Lets Not Think About That For Now
[06:52:03] FA: *you leave a modest tip on the ta8le and collect all the uneaten food*
[06:52:10] HE: *Gropes Around The Table For Her Skirt And Squeezes Back Into It*
[06:52:18] HE: Shall We
[06:52:19] HE: ?
[06:52:27] FA: I paid for this, I'm keeping it.
[06:52:59] FA: Yeah let's go.
[06:53:13] FA: neigh
[06:54:41] FA: *try to pull your shirt over your expanded 8elly as you walk out*
[06:55:31] HE: Do You Think Anybody Noticed
[06:56:11] FA: Pro8a8ly. Not like it matters. We're just two Moirails on a pale date.
[06:57:45] FA: Nothing out of the ordinary. :::;)
[06:58:15] HE: Thats Up To The Custodian To Decide I Would Think
[06:59:05] FA: *hops onto the skyhorse with Kanaya in tow and flies away*
[06:59:43] HE: Hurrah