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TG: DIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRKKK
TT: Yes, Lalonde?
TG: plz can i???? plz plc plz plz
TG: *plz goddammit
TT: Can you what?
TG: u kno im not gonna fuckin tell u agin
TG: *again fuck
TT: Are you asking yet again if I will let you cum? I feel bad about having to do this but I already told you this will help in the long run so please try and be patient.
TG: but but but
TT: But what?
TG: my balls fcking huuurt
TG: *fucking
TT: Lalonde, it's been a week.
TG: i kno but i used to jerk it AOT before u told me ta stop then frced me to stop
TG: *alot *to *forced
TT: I know. I'm still sorry for forcing you to do this. I'll try and make it up to you okay. Just hold out. I believe you can do it.
TG: that sounded so fuckin corny but alright mr bossy i guess ill try
TT: That's the spirit.
TG: hope u dot mind im sending you all f my porn and toys
TG: *dont *of
TT: Alright. I'll just put it in a room somewhere. Nothing weird about that a guy having a bunch of girl porn.
TG: thanks and can u send me aome vicofin
TG: *some *vicodin *viadin *vicadin fuck
TT: What in the hell would you need that for? And how do you know I have any? You're more likely to find it in one of the many houses around yours.
TG: for my nuts u dolt if they feel like thi after a week then their be agonising at the end of the sweep
TG: *this
TG: alos i cant go rooting around the houses round hre
TG: *here
TT: Tell me why and I'll go see if I have any pain medication.
TG: 1 cause my neighbors live in them and 2 my balls jiggle when i walk which will make me start leakibg so no waliking around the blocks till this shits over with
TG: *leaking *walking
TT: Point taken. I found about half a bottle so make them last.
TG: thanks sending porn now
TT: Alright.
TT: Jesus Christ. A fucking dildo just launched out and slammed into my wall.
TT: There's a dent, a goddamned dent.
TT: Squarewave shouldn't be seeing this.
TG: lol
TT: Haha hilarious.
TT: What's with all the pink rings?
TG: theyre my cockrings
TG: u can use them as soda bracelets they fit ive done it b4
TG: got all the toys stquare awaved ;)
TG: *square
TT: Cute and yes they are. Five cockrings, six egg buzzers and four dildos of varying size. Amazing what kinds of erotic paraphenalia a teenage girl has. That all?
TG: yeah now my dvds and mags
TT: I'm happy you keep them alphabetized. Busty Brooks almost looks like a genuine movie star with jizz covering half her face and you can almost see the shock on Mandie Lyn's face when faced with Mr. Longjohns.
TT: See the guy who says he has a twelve inch dick but only if you shove the ruler into his crotch.
TG: hey i dont pick apart your shows like that 1 with the horses
TT: Ponies but alright I'll stop. I'm guessing the ones with the little cat heads drawn on them are your "faves?"
TG: yip
TG: *yup
TT: Most of them involve either "futanari." Or massive rumps. Lady after my heart.
TG: why do u think i have sucjh a crush on janie
TG: *such
TG; shes got a big butt ;)
TT: No arguing there. Crocker has a major plush rump.
TG: did u get them all in the room
TT: Yes. Anything else?
TG: yeah be careful with it its glass
TT: Roxy, I'm going to ask you straight on. No petense, nothing.
TT: Did you just send me a pump? A penis pump? A two foot long, three and a half inch wide penis pump? Why does it have monstrositifier attachment? Speechless, I am literally speechless.
TG: yeah haha laughs on me for feeling small
TT: Roxy, you were plenty big already the last time I went over.
TG: five inches i kinda big
TG *is
TG: but i wanna be bigger
TT: Two feet, Roxy? Two. Feet. Barring the fact it is probably impossible for you to get that big, how would you ever use it? Let alone wear clothing.
TG: theres no 1 to use it with anyway so why not just grow a big ole horse schlong
TT: I really don't think you should use it.
TG: but i already grew 3 inches why stop now
TG: other than not being able to jack off :(
TT: Fine. I'm sending it back to you. You can use it if you want, your body not mine.
TG: alright i guess
TG: after im done do u want to use it ;)
TT: Thanks but no thanks, Roxy.
TG: time to start this adventure
TG: bye
TT: Goodbye.

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Months in the future but not many...

-- timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] --

TT: So today's the day, Lalonde.
TG: oh hey strider todays the day for what
TT: You remember. One year ago, today, you stopped masturbating. Or, well, were forced to stop.
TG: as if i could actually forget
TG: the only thing i really remember about that was u told me to pump myself up
TT: I don't think I did.
TG: well i guess u should kno im 16 inches now and a foot soft but i dont think ill make it to 2 feet though :(
TT: Too much information, Rox.
TG: u kno u lik ehearing about my dick
TG: *like hearing
TT: Forgive my asking, but why won't you make it to two feet?
TG: well my cocks too fat for the tube so ill have to find or make a new 1
TT: Interesting.
TG: it fits bettr when im soft but ive had a semi for about a month and a half
TG: now that i think about it my balls are bigger too was this your grand master plan strider
TG: get roxy to bloat her junk to mosterous preportions
TG: *monsterous
TG: to embrace her horseyness
TG: outgrown my pants and be the stallion i was meant to b
TG: dirk u okay did you get a boner or something
TT: No, I was thinking of how to get a saddle on your back and ride around your neighborhood.
TT: Also, you should be able to get erections and orgasm now.
TG: oh thanks
TG: im gonna go run oone out now
TT: Okay. Tell me how it goes.
TG: lol u :)
TG: fzddtf,cm
TG: HOOOOOLLYYYY SHHIIIIITT WTF DID YOU DO TO ME
TT: Roxy, are you okay? What happened?
TG: something wrong
TG: w/ my dick
TG: its
TG: thobbong like fucking crazy
TG: and feels so sensitive
TG: fuck i breathed on it and now its leaking
TG: goddamn it feels GOOOOOOOD
TG: so wet and warm just dripping down my shaft
TG: it throbbing is making the pre splash on my shirt and face
TG: dirk i think sometings wrong this is to feels way too good i cant think
TG: what should i do :(
TT: Take a picture.
TG: EHAT
TG: *WHAT
TT: Take a pic, send it to me and I'll see if there's anything I can do to help.
TG: ok

-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] sent timaeusTestified [TT] the file "hrlp.jpg" --

TT: Hello, giant cock in my face.
TG: well
TT: It reaches up to your breasts. Jesus, that's huge. Roxy, you're already a stallion. No need for those extra inches.
TG: WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO????
TG: this is starting to hurt from the throbbing and the aching and the swelling
TG: please for the love of god help
TT: Okay, how swollen are your balls?
TG: 2 fucking grapefruits dangling off my crotch tree why
TT: Probably not good. I sent you back your buzzers and some lotion.
TT: Put a buzzer on each testicle, one at the base of your penis were it meets your scrotum, two along your urethra and one behind your glans. This will coax out the maximum amount of cum. Or at least it should.
TG: lotsa sciencey sounding talk and i cant thunk straight but k
TG: sweeeet jeesussss yeeeeaah
TT: Turn on your webcam.
TG: bur y
TT: Webcam. On. Now.
TG: there god this feels so much better
TT: It should. Now lather your shaft in lotion.
TG: kinda cold but in a good way soothing
TT: Good, now rub along the shaft, tip to base.
TG: u act like i dont kno how to do thix
TT: Yes, just like that.
TG: god it feels like i gonna cum slready
TT: I think, I think you already did.
TG: y do u think that
TT: Your precum has gotten a lot more white.
TG: holf on ill check yeah its cum weird it is
TT: Holy shit, you just licked your dick. Full on slathered it up.
TG: idk how it didnt shoot or tense up
TT: Hmm... Prolonged denial of your orgasm could have caused it.
TG: yeah make Sensf
TT: Move the one below your head higher up. That way you'll receive optimal stimulation.
TG: alright
TG: hvb tf
TT: Lalonde? You're okay, right?
TG: hrtebitfi
TG: yeah jubst OOOOOH GFOD
TT: Lalonde? Roxy? Are you okay? Your cam's fucking covered in jizz.
TG: jesuus hfiolr up[

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TT: Roxy?
TT: Shit.

Minutes later...

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TT: Roxy, I am so fucking sorry. You're okay, right?
TG: totes
TT: You're sure.
TG: fukc yeah that felt amaing
TG: *amazing
TG: dont go tring that shit again though
TG: i will come to ur house an shove idlfoes up ur butt
TT: Alright. So, I guess we're done for right now?
TG: yheah u can go im fine u dick
TT: Apologies again.
TG: i tolf u dont eworry

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