— tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] —
TG: hey janey
GG: Roxy? It’s almost 10:00! What are you doing up?
TG: talkin t you silly
GG: I know that! But why now of all times?
TG: i figured ur dad woyld think your aslee[
TG: * would *asleep
TG: i had soem
TG: NSUGHTY thingd to send u ;)
TG: *NAUGHTY *things
GG: Oh my. Give me a second, I’ll check if he’s awake.
GG: And he is snuffed like a candle! So what exactly are you going to send me?
TG: hold up goyya finf the pic
— tipsyGnostalgic [TG] sent gutsyGumshoe [GG] the file “bigdix.jpg” —
TG: thats a pic of some gy i gpund
TG: *guy *found
GG: Well, well, aren’t we a big fellow!
TG: lol yeah
GG: Hmm.
GG: How do I know this image wasn’t doctored, he seems almost TOO big.
TG: oh u and ure skepticism. i know fr a FACT hes rela
GG: And where did you even find it? I would imagine he’d be popular!
GG: You know… if it was real like you say.
TG: omg jane its real stop analysing this so harf
TG: lol ANALysing ;)
GG: Hoo hoo hoo. :B
GG: But seriously.
TG: akright FINE just give me a sec ill send u a link
TG: http://gazergalore.com/users/Catastrophe
TG: no wait thats not it
TG: http://gazergalore.com/users/Cat-astrophe
TG: ther u go hes petty new tats y i think uve never herd of him
TG: *pretty *thats *heard
GG: I suppose that makes enough sense! Now, I have another question.
TG: omg what janey
GG: I can see he’s got a big pecker. But…
GG: Does he have a mustache?
TG: pecker r u srs
TG: uh i dont know he doesnt have no facr pics
GG: It says he’s got a live cam. Are you telling me you never went to one of his showings?
TG: nope nevr i got important shit to ve doing
TG: *never *be
GG: It appears he accepts private showings! Do you know what this means?
TG: ur going to message him for a private chat right
GG: Exactly! Then I can ask if he’s got a mustache.
TG: why are u so crazy about the staches jane and dont u think thats taking this a little too fast
GG: Heaven’s no! This is the perfect way to see if he is a fake as well.
GG: Hang on, I’m going to ask.
TG: k u go do that have fub ;)
TG: *fun
GG: Well, I guess see you later, then!
— gutsyGumshoe [GG] ceased bothering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] —
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—gutsyGumshoe [GG] began bothering pesterCatastrophe [PC] —
PC: Hello who is this
GG: Hello, sir! I am a recent fan of yours and would like to request a private show, if that wouldn’t be too much to ask.
PC: Well since u r a new fan i suppose it would be curteous to give u a free show
GG: Courteous.
PC: What
GG: It’s spelled “courteous.”
PC: Alright whatever here
PC: http://gazergalore.com/view_cam.php?id=8943
PC: Password is frigglish
GG: Thank you! Should we continue conversing on here rather than Gazer? The interface is quite confusing!
PC: Lol ok i guess
PC: Do u have a cam
GG: Gosh, I don’t know if I’m comfortable enough to show you how I look.
PC: Ur probs beautiful
GG: Thank you. All right, I turned it on.
PC: See u r beautiful my cams on now
GG: My goodness! Roxy was right! I had believed you were a fraud.
PC: Not many people believe unless they see it themselves
PC: Its like big foot expect its big dick lol
PC: Hey ur kinda drooling u ok
GG: I’m fine, just a tad mesmerized is all!
GG: So, how big are you anyway?
PC: 16 motherfucking inches
GG: Do you have anything nearby to help confirm that you have such an outstanding length?
PC: Oh my god jane
GG: Huh? How do you know my name!?
PC: Who doesn’t know the crockercorp heiresss name
PC: I figured it was u by the chumhandle
GG: Oh. I suppose that makes some sense! Don’t just spout personal information like that though, it’s unnerving.
PC: Sorry i found a thing to measure though
GG: Now for the most important question. Do you have a mustache?
PC: What
GG: You know, lip fuzz!
PC: I know what a fucking mustache is but why is that important
GG: Well, excuse you. I wanted to know because I find them quite arousing, if you catch my meaning.
PC: Oh well i think i need to see something of urs first if you catch my meaning
GG: Alright, fine.
GG: There, I took off my shirt. Are you happy? You look pretty happy, hoo hoo.
PC: Jesus janey those things r huge ur bulgibg iut of ur bra
PC: *bulging *out
GG: You don’t think they’re too big? They can be quite cumbersome.
PC: Fuck no theyre bdutifdul
PC: *beautiful
GG: I can tell you enjoy them, you’re typoing.
PC: Yeah lol sorry i enjoy a good pair of tits
PC: And now i pointed the cam so u can kinda see my face
GG: I fucking knew it! I’m a real sleuth after all.
PC: What the fuck r u talking about
GG: Don’t you be coy with me…
GG: Roxy. ;B
PC: Im not whoever the fuck this roxy chick is
GG: Oh, my mistake. It’s just your hair is the same color as her’s, the same style as her’s, your shirt looks like her’s and besides all that, you didn’t even take off your lipstick!
GG: And your mustache is absolutely the fakest thing I’ve ever seen.
PC: Well shit dont tell anyone about this jane
GG: Okay, I won’t tell anyone you like to dress up as a boy and pretend you’ve got an enormous schlong. I must congratulate whomever produced your equipment. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say it was actually yours!
PC: Haha yeah of course its not mine why would it be girls dont have dicks this big or at all really
PC: That would be crazy
GG: Roxy, that sounded an awful lot like sarcasm. Are you saying I, the master sleuth that I am, have somehow misinterpreted this whole fiasco?
GG: You’re also blushing quite heavily. Oh gosh, I am so sorry I foiled your ruse! I didn’t mean to, honest! Sleuthing comes naturally to me.
PC: Its fiine jane
PC: *fine
GG: Are you sure? I can go back to being oblivious about your identity, if you wish.
GG: Oh my, Cat-astrophe! Is that enormous cock for me? I’m not sure if I could fit in my mouth or anywhere, really, but I would love to try.
PC: Jane
GG: It feels so hard! Do I excite you that much? It must hurt being that hard, let me kiss it to make you feel better and maybe lick it a little as well.
PC: janr
GG: Your practically dribbling onto my tongue. I hope I can get your batter really soon, Cat-astrophe.
PC: jkande
PC: *jandr
PC: **JANE
GG: I’m sorry, do you want me to stop?
PC: …
PC: no keep goinf
PC: *going
GG: Are you sure? You look a little under the weather going by your video.
PC: im dine just keep going
GG: Not to mention your prop is leaking a bit. It looks very well crafted so you’d think it would survive you holding it like that! Or did you order one of those “fake cumshot” dealies?
PC: yheaah need to make it look for real
GG: Of course! Can’t have the boys and girls leave without a good show, can you?
PC: nope and ur gonna a show soon too jasne
PC: just give mde a sdcccmiosnf
GG: You meant second, right?
GG: Oh my.
GG: My word that is a lot. Did you overfill the canister or whatever you store the fluid in? It’s so thick looking. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you actually had a real pecker!
PC: wibgyrhyyjeyubehlygertr
GG: Roxy! Roxy, are you okay? That didn’t hurt did it?
PC: n
GG: That looked like a pretty nasty fall. You sure you’re alright?
PC: totes
PC: now prommisse me ull keep all thids secret
GG: I promise. Maybe we could do this again some time? Even if you couldn’t see I had my vibrator going and I had a, well, splendid time.
PC: sure jane ur my bff
PC: now im gonna go to bed im tired as hell now
GG: Alrighty, talk to you in the morning!
—gutsyGumshoe [GG] ceased bothering pesterCatastrophe [PC] —