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Close contact is praise between girls

In the year 2010, bloomers are registered as a world treasure

Anime episodes not really well drawn in general.

Magical girls are the greatest friends

Credits

Close contact is praise between girls

To shed your otaku shell... do you know what that means?

It literally means to stop being an otaku and start your life as a normie.

If you want to do that, you need to start a relationship with an actual 3D girl! It was me, Takumi Nishijo, who had this incredible idea! Ghee-hee!

Today I’m with a girl, one of my classmates, and she has the knowledge level of a middle schooler! She asked me to tutor her, this is the perfect chance for me!

It’s time to raise a flag with an actual girl! With this, I can be a normie... a person who actually succeeded in real life!

And it doesn’t stop there... the actual situation exceeds even my wildest fantasies! Right here, right now, the greatest thing is happening!

Pajamas, you say...?

A studying sleepover, you say...?

A girl of my age... in my room, in her pajamas... and she changed clothes of her own volition... That’s literally heaven for any man! It’s the best!

“Hey, Taku.”

She looks at me with a troubled face, only wearing her fancy pink pajamas. She’s pointing to the math textbook on the table.

“I don't understand this part here. Can you help me...?”

“Yes, erm... this is...”

What I’m teaching her here is stuff people learn in junior school. In other words - Rimi’s really dumb.

“This is the actual method to solve this.”

She should write the solution in the textbook, but she just looks at the pages with a frowning expression.

“Huh...? Sorry, can you repeat it one more time?”

“No, it’s fine, look, this is how you do it...”

I wrote the same formula as before, and Rimi started to lean forward more and more.

Come on, I know you’re serious about it, you’re so close! Try harder! Don't lose concentration now!

“Oh!”

Then our hands touch.

We look at each other.

Rimi’s right in front of me, and my attention is on her soft lips.

This is the best opportunity for us to kiss!

If I kiss her right now, it will be like a scene from one of those drama shows. She’s gonna love it for sure!

“Heey~ Why are you staring at each other~?”

And my chance just went down the drain!

Orihara - or should I say, Kozupii - is staring at us with her cheeks puffed.

A petite figure like that, wearing a tank top and shorts, is the best combo loli lovers could wish for.

“Don't leave mee ooout~!”

But no matter what others think, for me she’s still like a little brat with an irritating voice.

She came here to study too, but she got bored really quickly, so she’s been doing nothing but lying on the sofa reading manga.

“Rimy, you're unfair, I want Takumy for myself too~♪”

And now she’s grabbing my hand all of a sudden!

Our bodies press together, and I can smell her shampoo. Is this because she just took a shower?

“Stop slacking off, Orihara. You're also in danger with the exams, aren't you? Start studying already!”

“Uuuuh~! Rimy, soo serious~”

She smiles mischievously, moving away from me. And then she hugs Rimi instead!

“Orihara?!”

“Rimi’s breasts are so big and soft, Sena’s are not even close to yours!♪”

I’m feeling a bit bad for Sena...

“So soft~♪”

“Kyaaah! Don’t rub... wait... What are you trying to do, take my clothes off?!”

GJ Kozupii! You have my blessings!

I know I’m panting heavily, but I can’t help it.

Kozupii, do your work. Now give her a rosary and say “From now, you’ll be Kozupii’s soeur!”

Don’t let your skirts fly... oh, right, no one's wearing a skirt here!

Rimi is doing everything she can to resist, but with each attempt her pajamas are slipping away more and more.

“Kyah! Stop it! My underwear will come out! Taku, don't look...!”

Of course I won't turn away. It's common sense for all boys to look at naked girls!

“Taku, stop Orihara already!”

“Sorry, but I refuse. You can continue your yuri scene with a kiss. I’m going to watch the show while drinking cola. This is what a gentleman would do, right? I would’ve liked to have white gowns, wine and siamese cats, but this is fine too. Ghee-hee!”

Twisting her body, Rimi barely manages to escape, and in that moment she tries to fix the mess her clothes are in.

“I won’t~ let you~ ruuun~”

“Time to go wild, Kozupii! Humilate Rimi to no end!”

“Hey, Taku...!”

Rimi’s protest had no effect.

“Well then, let’s have some fun~♪”

Kozupii rushes forward, her hands faster than I can see, but Rimi sidesteps her attack at the last second.

“Uh-piih?!”

Kozupii steps on a CD case, losing her balance... and then she falls on the shelf where my beautiful waifus’ figures are!

“Gaaaaaah! My precious waifus!”

“Orihara, are you alright...?”

“Ugh... it stings...”

“This is a disaster!”

All my waifus fell from the shelf, and now they’re scattered all over the floor. Some are broken in half, some have their joints twisted... It’s like a scene from a horror movie!!!

“What happened, Taku? You're foaming at the mouth...”

The path to becoming a normie is tough and sorrowful, sometimes even disastrous.

My consciousness is fading away, and all my thoughts are going blank...

In the year 2010, bloomers are registered as a world treasure

You know the word normie, right?

A normie is someone who found success in real life. Some examples of what a normie can say would be: “I have a girlfriend”, “I have a lot of friends”, “I’m in the university’s tennis club”...

Yes, to stop being an otaku, one of the best things you can do is getting into tennis!

Following the yellow ball, sweating really hard, getting a tan from the hot sun... Seeing the skirts wave around during play and make the underwear beneath visible... Tennis, with such erotic uniforms, has got to be the most classic sport for people who want to fulfill their life.

In short, we decided to play tennis at school.

“Brother! You aren’t thinking something inappropriate that will make you the enemy of all tennis players around the world, are you?!”

My sister - Nanami - complains and shouts at me, as she always does.

“How did you know that?!”

“You’re grinning and twitching your nose!”

Tch... she really is my sister, she can see through me like it’s nothing.

“Haa... ha... don’t... fight...”

Yua Kusunoki tries to intervene, but she's having troubles with breathing, so she falls on all fours. She is in the year after mine, so she would be my bespectacled senior in school. She’s sweating so much that she’s entirely wet, I feel like I could see her underwear.

I'm sitting in the referee’s seat, so from my point of view it looks like she is sticking her butt out.

Her thighs are very thick. But her bloomers’ forbidden area is out of sight. Dammit, I need binoculars now! I want to see if Susie is there or not!

What I can say, skirts are very good and all, but bloomers are the best! Ghee-hee!

Only the three of us are on the court. For now, Nanami and Yua are playing against each other.

Nanami has excellent athletic abilites, while Yua hasn’t got any, so you can guess their scores... Yua is taking a one-sided full on beating from Nanami.

“Nanami, take it easy.”

I blow into the whistle to warn them.

Yua finally catches her breath and tries to stand. She doesn’t need to try that hard, but she keeps doing it anyway. What a stubborn girl.

“Let’s start then, Yua!”

“Y-Yes...!”

The match continues, and now Nanami is in the position to serve.

She throws the ball above her head...

She moves like a pro, what a beatiful form. I can see her belly button too. Did anyone think I would miss an opportunity to watch if their clothes show some skin when they ride up? Even from the referee’s seat it's easy to see!

Gulp...

Wait, why am I interested in my sister’s belly button in the first place?

While I was thinking about those things, Nanami served her first hit. Since she heard my warning, she held back on the service.

“Ha-uh!”

Yua makes a strange noise, but she desperately tries to hit the ball.

Her feet tangle and she can’t seem to focus on the ball. She tries so hard, but as I expected, she misses the ball with her swing...

“Ah!”

The racket slips from her hand...

And it flies off with tremendous force.

The way it flies is...!

“Nanami, be careful!”

“Kyaah!”

Nanami falls on her back.

Did it really hit her?! No matter how you see it, it was headed straight to her head...

I run to Nanami as fast as I can.

“That was scary!”

She blinks and takes a deep breath. Looks like she's fine. I was so scared...

“I’m so sorry, Nanami, are you alright?”

“Don’t worry, I'm fine.”

Nanami smiles and stands up, but because of the clay court, her clothes, bloomers, and even her hair are covered in dirt.

“Now I’m all dirty...”

Huh? Why’s my heart beating so fast? My chest feels tight... Heart feels like it’s busting out... I can’t catch my breath... Is it because I thought that Nanami got hurt?

To hide that I’m actually nervous, I brush the dirt off her hair.

“Come on, hurry and clean yourself.”

“Yeah... you’re right. Thanks, brother...”

Why’d my sister start blushing out of nowhere...?

“Hey... I don’t want just my hair to look good, but my body too...”

What the...?

I gulped and looked at her.

Her body is not really that mature. Even then, I can’t ignore how her breasts are puffed, or how her bloomers make her butt look thicker.

If I try to brush the dirt off her body, I will inevitably end up touching those areas...

But I shouldn’t think of such things... I mean, we’re brother and sister, so is it really a problem if I touch her there?

“Fine, then I’ll wipe it off for you...”

My voice trembles as I reach out my hand towards Nanami...

But before that, Yua twists my hand.

“Gu-aah... w-what are you doing?!”

“You perverted siscon of a sexual demon...!”

In a hushed voice, she whispers in my ear.

I feel a chill in my entire body, like someone just poured cold water on me.

“It's not normal to lust over your little sister, you know? I mean, are you even looking at me? You can tell my chest is a lot bigger, can’t you? Didn’t you see how it was bouncing when I was running? Wasn’t it you, Nishijo, who asked us to wear bloomers? So, you really prefer younger girls over older ones, huh? But aren’t you a masochist, Nishijo? For a masochist like you, wouldn’t an older woman suit you better? Of course she would suit you. She couldn’t not suit you. Say she suits you. SHE MUST SUIT YOU.”

Wh- Wait LOL weren’t you lying on the ground like you’d lifted a car just now?!

“I think you broke Yua...”

And that was the day I swore to never play tennis again in my entire life!

Anime episodes not really well drawn in general.

As usual, I was thinking about something deep.

About the double standards of 3D girls.

Why is it fine to wear something revealing like a bikini on the beach, but not in the middle of the city? You should be able to do it!

It should be perfectly acceptable to do it! I can’t understate how important it is!

Yes, I’m at the beach right now. It’s the first time I’ve come here with anyone who wasn’t my family. This is one of the normies’ sacred places. Today will be the day my great aventure starts!

Just in case you didn’t know, I really like swimsuits!

There’s no one who could dislike them.

“Sorry if I kept you waiting, Takumi.”

When I turned around I saw Ayase Kishimoto, looking as lively as ever. But her swimsuit...

“T-There’s barely any fabric there...”

“Sena’s is a lot better.”

Ayase points to the girl following her, who promptly shouts at me.

“If you don’t want to die, don’t look!”

What a bold move. Sena Aoi is wearing such a revealing swimsuit, it can rival even Ayase’s! She don’t even try to hide anything, that swimsuit’s basically a bunch of strings!

That’s what I admire about her, she can do things that no one else would ever do.

I’ve gotta be a real winner, if I can go to the beach with 3D girls like them. I’m truly grateful.

“Nishijo, I told you to not look. And stop snorting! What are you, a boar?”

“This is the consequence of your choices.”

Ayase stopped Sena.

“She chose that s-swimsuit herself, and now she’s shouting to not look at her. Is she that embarassed?”

“SHUT UP!”

I guess I was right, now she’s red as a tomato.

“I don’t know why she’s so embarassed, I’m actually happy that you can see me like this.”

What a slutty remark! And she says it while embracing me too...

Too... close...

Our skins are touching directly.

And her skin is so soft... what a great feeling.

“Let’s just leave Sena alone while she’s possessed by her Evil. We can play by ourselves, Takumi.”

She just whispered in my ear, and despite it being summer, my whole body shivered like it felt the blizzards of Cocytus itself!

“WAIT! That’s not fair, Kishimoto! Don’t try to hog him all to yourself.”

“I thought you said you would kill him if he watched you.”

“Do not nitpick my words, and get away from Nishijou already!”

“I came to the beach to play with Takumi. You can’t order me around.”

“I came for the same reason.”

Is this an eroge or what?

My next option will be “Stop fighting, you two”!

“I think we need to settle this with a fight.”

“I think the same!”

W-Wait... why fight?!

You won’t bring your DI-Swords out and start killing each other, right? RIGHT?!

But my worries were unfounded.

30 minutes have passed.

“My turn with you, Nishijo. Don’t move, OK?”

Sena puts her hand on my chest and slowly starts moving it in circles, spreading suntan oil on me.

“Feels good, right?”

She asks with a firm voice, but I can basically feel her breathing through her teeth. She is so embarrassed, you can see her holding back the tears. That face is so exciting to see!

Still, she’s trying so hard, I’m not going to say anything.

But... isn’t it too much oil at this point?

I’m already coated in it, and there are 10 more empty tubes near my foot.

It’s their contest, who can apply more oil on me wins. If you ask me, I would choose both of them doing it at the same time.

What’s Ayase doing now...?

Ayase was more proactive than Sena when it was her turn, but now she’s applying the oil on her own body. I can’t stop staring at her shiny skin.

“Takumi, please, accept me.”

Then she hugs me out of nowhere!

“What are you doing, Kishimoto?!”

Ignoring Sena’s words, she wraps her arms and legs around me. I want to ask again, what eroge is this?

“I’m willing to make myself a feast for Takumi.”

In my language, please.

She cupped my cheeks with her creamy hands. Now my face is drenched in oil too.

You don’t need to put it on your face too, right?

“Hehehe. I win, Sena. I put oil onto him where you couldn’t.”

Sena bites her lips, and now she’s staring at me. I can’t read her intentions at all, but I feel in danger.

“No, there is one place that isn’t creamy yet. Take your trunks off, Nishijo!”

“H-H-Hey, that’s too much, I can’t do that!”

“Just do it this instant! I won’t lose now that my pride is on the line!”

Hell no! I know what your pride means, Sena! Your feet are fine, but don’t step on me, please!

“If you won’t take them off, then...!”

The air around Sena trembled, and in a single moment, she real booted her DI-Sword.

“Haaaaah!”

She just swung her sword at me! She’s gonna kill me!

I immediately crouch and grab my head in shock and terror, waiting for everything to end.

I don’t feel any pain... but I feel a breeze in my groin...

“Kyaaaaah! M-My trunks!”

I quickly attempt to cover myself, but it’s already too late.

There’s gotta be thousands and thousands of people here. Screams and shouts are already ringing out.

“Pervert!” “Molester!” “Exhbitionist!”

This is a nightmare! If this continues, I will be ostracized by society forever!

I need to run!

I need to find some kind of place to hide!

But before I can attempt to make a run for it, Sena appears in front of me with bloodshot eyes.

“Don’t even try to move, Nishijo. Just give up already.”

No way... you don’t mean...

Before I even finish that thought, I hear the sirens of police cars coming to take me in. I want to die...

Magical girls are the greatest friends

Reality is tough.

Almost nothing goes the way you want it to. The road to becoming a normie is long, so I, Takumi Nishijo, found the last resort, the forbidden domain of the gods.

What I’m trying to say is...

“Takky...”

All of a sudden, my container house’s door opens, and there is a girl I know on the other side. Her cheeks are blushing in embarrassment, and she is looking into the floor with a shy smile.

“Your wife is here.”

“O-O-O-Oh! Seira-taaan!”

Yes! That’s it!!! If real world doesn’t care about me, I can just turn to the 2D world. I’m the luckiest person, I can turn my delussions into reality. Yes, I can really do this!

Of course, the only wife for me is Seira-tan. The is no one else who can compete with her!

Seira Orgel, she is the main character of the anime “Blood Tune”. She’s got pink hair and the best tsundere attitude. Yes, she is the true essence of a magical girl. Blood Tune forever!

Right now the real Seira-tan is before my eyes. With an actual body, and huge titties. No, MELONS!

“Takky, you’re fine with getting spoiled, right?”

“Em... yes... of course it’s OK! But I mean, is it fine for me to be your husband...?”

“Silly, of course! I’m your partner so it’s fine not a problem if I’m your wife?”

She gently hugged me.

“Woooaaaaaahhhhh!„

I feel Seira-tan’s milkers! My wife is so adorable and erotic. I’m the luckiest man alive!

Phew...

“What are you grinning for, you apehead?”

“Aaaahhhh?!”

I didn’t except someone else... I was so surprised that I’m jumped back. I tried to look around and couldn’t see anyone.

“Oh, my sister came with me too.”

As Seira-tan finishes talking, I notice a loli behind her. She looks at me with hateful eyes.

“Erin! It’s really you, Erin!”

What a surprise! It’s Seira’s little sister - her full name is Erinfrey Orgel, and she’s 10 years old. I guess she was real booted too.

“This is a sister flag! Oh, the tension’s going higher with every moment!”

“Shut your mouth, apehead!”

I’m really getting scolded by a loli...

“This cannot stand. I will never accept this!!!”

“Accept... what, exactly?”

“My precious sister will never be the bride of a halfwit pervert like you!”

She says this with so much force, and yet it’s still coming from the small Erin who just hurriedly hid behind Seira’s back. She’s still looking at me with fury in her eyes, though.

Seira-tan’s got a troubled look on her face.

“Takky, does Erin dislike you for something?”

“S-She is just jealous. After all, she loves her sister more than anyone else. When she first appeared, we were enemies. But after a few things happened, we ended up reconciling. And after that, she started to send love rays towards you.”

“Is it really true, Erin?”

“NO!!! Don’t believe what that imbecile is saying!”

“Well, well, no need to worry. I’ll make Seira-tan the happiest girl in the world!”

“A-Are you out of your mind?! You apehead! Monkeyhead! Mandrillhead!”

She unloads her whole insult collection at me, until finally she starts to cry.

“Erin, what do you want?”

If this pain of a sister comes with Seira too, I’ll consider cancelling our marriage!

She doesn’t say anything, she just stands there biting her lips.

Seira-tan crouches and watches her sister with a worried look on her face.

“I... I’m...”

She wipes her tears away.

And then, she turns her head up.

Our eyes meet.

She immediately becomes red as a tomato and hurriedly looks down.

What was that?

While I’m still confused, she starts to mutter something.

“I... want to be... your bride... myself...”

“What the...”

I couldn’t believe what I just heard.

“Eeeeeeeeh?! You love Takky too, Erin?!”

“At first, I hated him... but after all the time we spent together, I started to like him...”

So, the reason why she was so furious was that she was jealous of Seira-tan.

I kneel before Erin and smile. I’m at eye level with her now.

“If that’s the case, then why don’t you become my second wife?”

“A... Are you... sure...?”

“Yes, I am. Then, we can start living together. All three of us.”

Seira-tan also looks happy about that.

“Stop... please...”

Erin takes a step back in embarrassment.

“I will be happy to live together, but there is one condition. When we get married, we will all kiss...”

“Then, I will be happy to kiss both of you, Erin and Takky. Hehee♪”

“I’m totally okay with this! This is my personal heaven! I’ll give you both flowers, and take you to the altar, and then we will start our newlywed loving life! Ghee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee...”

All of a sudden, the picture on my monitor changed to a screensaver... and then a black screen. Since it’s turned off, the monitor is working like a mirror now.

The entire time, I was sitting and watching into the monitor... while holding figures of Seira-tan and Erin in my hands.

I was so immersed in my delusion of the Orgel sisters than I didn’t even notice the day was over.

Seems I really haven’t changed at all...

The last thing I did was think about all of this...

Credits

Scenario: Naotaka Hayashi

Illustations: Takehito Midzuki

This translation was made by Delusional Moonlight.

Translation: Okito Shigakure

Editing: EnDavio

These stories were included in the Dengeki Chaos;Head Festival magazine, which was sold alongside Chaos;Head Love Chu Chu.