Today will be a little different than usual
Seem to be missing some comedians over here
[ Gaya seats half filled ]
This side is vacant
and this side is jam packed
I think this is just the right amount
So Hiromi-san
actually today
we have a special episode
The show will be a collaboration with these folks
And perhaps a battle could break out today between these 2 groups
So let's bring them out. Its these people
dozo
That's right
Today a total of 26 younger AKB48 members
are participating in this very special episode
Gaya comedians vs AKB in a warm welcoming battle
And there seems to be someone that has arrived with the AKB members
What is that guy doing here?
To put it nicely you'd say I'm their guardian
to put it unkindly, this is barter
We don't really need you for this
But I know stuff about them
You should be sitting over there with them
But you couldn't get in as a Gaya comedian could you
with all of your attitude issues
As you'd expect from Hiromi-san
This year 5 people have told me I'm banned from doing their show
What kind of talent activities have you been doing?
Today the Gaya comedians and AKB will give our guest a warm welcome
and they're going to compete at it
The comedians better not lose
You guys are hopeless, you can't beat AKB
Ikezaki, did you hear what he just said?
You talking about us?
Think we can't win this?!
YAAAAAAAY!!!
Shimoguchi
Tell him!
YAAAAAAAY!!
She returned the YAY?!
No you didn't!
That was nothing
Problem Nothing Too Much
Oh my Godfather arrives
YOISHO!
What the heck are you doing?
Don't get involved with the newbie comedians!
AKB has joined us here today, but our special guest has also arrived
Now I will introduce her, here she is
dozo
Its Shinoda Mariko-chan!
The comedian side stood up at attention faster
So then Mariko-chan
So Mariko-chan is an AKB graduate
hai, that is correct
Do you know the current members?
To be honest with you
I only know 2 or 3 members
About how long ago did you graduate?
About 4 and a half years ago
A lot of time has passed
Like any of these comedians here?
I do
oh, which one?
Nou Misoo-san
[ Nou Misoo ]
What's this? You look so happy
konnichiwa~su
That apple is a little redder compared to when you started
Don't say that
Its cute when he says "chissu" but really his entire existence is cute
Oh my, embarassingly juicy
So today you're a fruit child
But we've got some AKB over on this side too
hai
I'm Sasshi!
Nickname Mii-chan, I'm Minegishi Minami
AKB48, nickname Mayuyu
I'm Watanabe Mayu
In what way!?
Don't do that to one of our senpais!
Don't mock one of our senpais!
Head...huge
That's pretty funny
So we've got AKB right there but
next to them its Akimoto-sensei
When I look at him in the monitor, he looks exactly like him
Mariko-chan, do they look alike?
He looks way too similar
What is your recent opinion of Shinoda Mariko-chan?
Flying Get
He doesn't have the matching vocabulary
would you please stop spouting words off the top of your head
So they've all brought various welcome services, lets bring them out
dozo
Let's show Shinoda Mariko a good time
sugei
We've got some on this side too
Of course looking at this side its such a nice image
We should have them on every week
onegaishimasu
Anything got your attention?
There's so many though
Really, you can choose any of them
Don't think you can avoid making eye contact with them right
The Wasteland guys aren't even raising up their sign
Now I'm curious
I don't want to show you this one
Please wait a bit before looking at ours
So you wrote something incomplete
I'm sure you'll find other things to do, it'll be fine
Then how about "Tell me the real feelings of the current AKB"
So what's that one
We'll ask them what they really think
We got a machine setup over there..the totalizer
So you'll ask them some complicated questions nobody knows the answers to
Yes, please answer truthfully
Its the totalizer system in effect
What was that? What's wrong with you!?
We even got extra cue cards setup for you
and you only read like 20% of it! You idiot!
I said the totalizer part
I will explain this part for Komiya
its been about 4 and a half years since she graduated
so for Shinoda who has hardly any contacts within the current members
we've setup the Totalizer to find out the true feelings of the current members
Just what kind of answers will we get out of them?
I'll start with an easy one
Among this group, is there a member you despise?
[ Is there someone you hate in this group of members ]
Got it. Push the button if there is someone you hate among you
Switch on!
So this one
Can't be right
We're hoping to see a zero for this one
of course of course
[ 4/26 people hate somebody in the group ]
Hey Muramoto, this could be a problem
Its true. There's people shouting "kowai", and others looking straight down
But some of them reacted like "I can't believe this" and then went and pushed that button
So 4 of them have someone they despise
Only natural right?
That's right
So we'll ask you, must have been people you hated right?
I wouldn't go as far as hate, just people I didn't match up with
Its probably the same for them
So after you graduated
did anything become easier for you?
Nothing got easier for me but
I find myself alone a lot and it gets lonely
Is that so?
Like today in the back, I saw all of them being loud and happy
I thought "that's so nice"
It must have reminded you of the past
But these days, with too many members, that must annoy you right?
Honestly, yes I've thought that
So you do think that
I do want my own personal time but its still lonely being alone
When you're busy in AKB, how busy can it get?
In a year, you'll only get 3 days off
eh? 3 days
Nakanishi, about how much time off do you get?
Its almost all days off for me
No way
The difference is extreme...between senbatsu and non-senbatsu
How many days off in a month?
3 days off a week happens all the time
[ Non senbatsu - 4 day work week ]
This group is mostly days off
Not allowed to get a part time job right?
That's forbidden
Who here has more than 3 days off a week?
No way!
How many days off do you have?
5 days off a week
[ Hama-san, 2 day work week ]
5 days off a week
What do you do with all that time?
I'll study...sleep...maybe read some books
all kinds of stuff
You're like a pure college student
This group must be busy
Who here gets 5 days off a week?
[ A fair amount of them have 5 days off a week ]
That's a lot of them
Akimoto-san too?
Akimoto-san is supposed to be busy
Akki also has time off
Fairly recently I had 6 straight days off, I thought I was gonna die
GO! Minagawa too?
If I go 5 days without work and do the unchoko gag, I'll screw up my back
The next question you want to ask?
So then
Be honest
if you weren't AKB48
you'd be happy to make it into Nogizaka46
[ You'd be happy to get into Nogizaka46 ]
So here we go. Who would be happy making it into Nogizaka46? Switch on
There can't be. These members have strong love for AKB
Isn't that right everyone
That's a fair amount of them
Oya-san...that's no good
But they're so cute
You pressed it!
But looking large scale, they're together right?
They are together right
You should ask Akimoto-san, the producer about that
The members have expanded in numbers too much, I can't tell who's who
That's what it is right
Do any of the comedians have any questions for AKB
Seeing them here, anything you'd like to ask them?
Fukuda, what about you?
May I?
ah domo
I'm Fukuda, former member of Tsubomi
Your former idol group Tsubomi, nobody has heard of that group
There were girls in the group with similar faces
OY! OY!
Don't mess with us! OY!
Are those 3 a comedy trio?
ah hai
The one on the right looks like the character that drops rocks in Mario Kart
So actually
this girl has a nasty personality
are there any in the group?
[ Any members with bad personalities in the group? ]
hai switch on
Anyone who knows a member with a nasty personality can press the button
This question might have some overlap
[ 16/26 know a member with a bad personality ]
Sasaki, did you press that button?
I didn't press it!
Of course everyone will say they didn't press it
So that many
Oya-san, you pressed it?
Its that girl
eh do you have a problem with Miyazaki-san?
When meeting somewhere she will stand you up
And she's malicious. She won't say "I can't make it"
You're right!
Abe-san agrees with that?
You pressed the button?
I pressed the button
Miyazaki-san is messed up
We promised to meet at Disneyland
And she's a senpai from AKBs 5th class
I thought YES and went out there
She texts me "Sorry, still on the train"
And so I waited for 2 more hours
Sorry, I forgot the basket for the popcorn
I went back home to get it
and about 2 hours after again she wrote she was on the train
she never showed up
She was at home the entire time
Why couldn't you go and meet her on time?
You have times where you don't want to go anymore right?
No there's not!
When the day we were to meet up came
I no longer wanted to go anymore
but saying I really don't want to go anymore...
I felt so bad for them
but saying I attempted to get there
sorry I couldn't make it though
That's really bad
Goto-san, there's a reason for this. Miyazaki-san
when she debuted she was super elite
She was like the 2nd coming of Watanabe Mayu
She really was to be the next gen Acchan
Her potential was amazing, her singing and dancing were both excellent
she was picked to carry the next generation after Acchan
what happened
She puffed up and got fat
Almost like a shell of her former self
Reached a point where she was a shell of her former self
Lets move on
and the next warm welcome from Uchi no Gaya and AKB
here's what they're offering
Hold them up!
How about 3'oclock heroine?
hai
Why not have a hotpot party?
Well myself and Shinoda-san
both being former idols
I follow her on Instagram
She's an incredibly good cook
Could we get a look at one of the pictures she's posted?
Made this yourself?
seriously?
You live alone?
I live alone
You make this much when you live alone?
I've never seen anything like this at my place
Those placemats, makes me think there must be one more placed there
Makes me think someone else is there
We also think she cooked for someone else
Is this the shadow of a male figure?
Somethings up
Ask her straight up Chiyori
Actually is this a dinner for two?
There's noone
But there really is someone?
There's nobody
But maybe you're too nervous and can't get the words out
so maybe if you did your hanger impersonation you'd calm down
The hanger?!
She has an impersonation of a hanger?
I know you don't want to, but you'll feel better inside
Please pay up
You've taken us this far off topic
Let's keep it going
Let's go with one of these
Can make anything sound sexy. Shinozaki
hai, I'm Shinozaki
So I can take anything
take normal words and make them sexy
words that have no meaning
Really? Anything will work
How about this pot is piping hot
Here it goes
This pot
its soo hot
How'd you like that Hiromi-san?
I have no idea what happened to todays show
Lets have this side try it
Ando Natsu, go for it
The same line
Use the same line
This pot
its soo hot
Why Ikkoku Dou?
Was that sexy?
It was sexy?
Anyone else?
Takita!
I never lose at Shiritori
hai
Shiritori is my specialty
Don't think anybody can beat me
Play against Jackie
Jackie, do you know the game Shiritori?
Know how to play Shiritori
Mostly...
Go ahead, you first
ah
Jackie Chan
hai FINISH!
FINISH~
How about one more
Their 1st time here, lets have Fusuya go
All right!
So we've got
Mariko neesan will do a "YOISSHO" with us
Mariko neesan is going to jump in for us
better work hard or it won't work
Nothing too much
oh my godfather..descends
YOISSHO
That's the warm up
[ Up to now has been practice ]
That's warmup
That's the practice one
Practicing in advance
This won't work. Doing this for us is fine but
this girl
ah, you heard that
The whole time "WAH, he's so handsome!"
eh Miyazaki-san, what's this about?
I love him..
I've never seen her like this
What now?
I love him
LASIK?
I love him!
You love him?
eh? Me?
You serious?
She's been saying it the whole time
You always get the girls
Don't talk to me like that
What's so great about you? Dumbass
HAKKEYOI AMATTA
With leftovers...fried rice! fried rice!
Is he still handsome?
Yoshimoto Creative has sure changed a lot
How old are you?
I'm 24
And you? I'm 24
Same age
Just because we're the same age...
Go ahead and confess then
May I? Fine then
[ 1st time ever? Active idol doing a live love confession!? ]
Step forward! Step forward!
ehhh yabai!
Does this stuff really happen?
You're AKB aren't you?
Please go out with me!
onegaishimasu!
What's wrong with you?!
You're serious about this?
hai, totally serious
What'll you do about this?
You better give a proper reply
Please go out with me!
onegaishimasu!
eh? yada!
Iguchi what's your problem?
Would you properly face her!
I don't care about that, don't let him intrude but you better turn around and face her
Can't do this?
No, I got this
Must be a bit nervous
Lots of thoughts racing in your mind
You better be honest!
What are you saying?
You better vent your true feelings. Do it now, it'll be great!
This stuff rarely happens
What's wrong with you?
Why did you get into showbiz?
You worked hard for moments like this!
You must use this chance!
If you don't tell her the truth there's something wrong with you
Your true feelings
If you can't accept her feelings tell her
gomennasai
What?
What is all this?
That confession carried some risk
Why? What's up?
Well I really like Shinoda Mariko-san
This is like a love triangle now
An AKB graduate is allowed to date other people
Do you know about Fusuya?
I know them!
I'm a real fan of yours. I have your photo book
You'll never get another chance like this
You should ask for her phone number or something
Shinoda Mariko-san
I truly love you
I'd accept being just friends
I'd love to exchange
contact info
onegaishimasu
onegaishimasu!
That's enough
That's enough out of you, why are you barging in
I did it! I did it!
Iguchi, what the heck are you doing here
This is all wrong. What's are you doing?
Now is not the time
He's tiny
[ Iguchi...little man ]
Could you stand next to Shinoda-san?
Tiny!
He's the guy that comes out at the end of Paris Fashion Week
The one at the very end
Get your feelings out!
You don't get chances like this
Get your feelings out and see what happens
If you do go out and it goes bad we can cut this scene out so please go for it
What's your problem?
You really are cupid sized tiny
[ The young comedian will give his true love confession ]
Shinoda Mariko-san
Your contact info
please exchange it with me
onegaishimasu
hai! Of course I will!
Its not supposed to be like this!
What's it to you? Its not supposed to be like this!
What's it to you?
You've already repeated the same joke so many times!
That's because I really love him
Please stop fighting
Its because I truly love him
As if I'd let you!
You think I'd allow this!
You can't do that idiot
What are you doing?
What are you even thinking of!
No chance that happens!
Akimoto-san, what do we do about this?
Since when did the group turn into this!
The group was never like this!
So here we go, please bring out your cards
dozo
We've got all kinds of things here
eh Oya-san
Lets jump rope together
hai
eh what's this about?
AKB48 has a regular jump rope tournament that we do
After graduating you don't get a chance to do it so
let's do one together
Together with the AKB group right
When Shinoda was an active member this was a regular activitiy
AKB team battle
The giant jump rope competition
So then this time
So how about we have them compete against the Gaya comedians
The active members are strong at this
So we should take this seriously?
It'll be better if its serious...Ando
eh? Hold on now
That column of 3 [105kg, 105kg, 135 kg ]
Hiromi-san
That Bingo is not going to work
And with that
The AKB team including Shinoda Mariko
will go against 10 members of the Gaya comedian team
and the giant jump rope battle will start
By the way the losing team along with the stench this show is known for
The death handheld fan
The fan is sprayed with a stench and waved at you
It really stinks
But they're idols
Nothing we can do about that
So AKB Team will jump first
Here we go AKB Team on the giant jump rope
start
[ Nihon University Double Dutch Circle D.S.P is helping ]
Hold on
Mariko-sama
neesan!
How many? How many?
Total 18 jumps
[ AKB48 Team 18 jumps ]
neesan got caught in the rope
My foot wouldn't get off the ground
Comedians, go for it!
[ Up next the Gaya comedians ]
Can they beat 18 jumps? The comedian team
dozo
That was IKKO-san's fault
IKKO-san. That was IKKO-san
yada~
[ Gaya comedians 10, AKB 18 ]
So today the Gaya comedians and the AKB group
have shown Shinoda Mariko-chan a warm welcome but
What was your assessment of all this Akimoto-san?
hai
Well this time we had some new members
they all worked hard, all very good I thought
There was a commotion regarding the love confession
Miyazaki and
and Wasteland Iguchi. They graduate
Why!
I've only been on the show twice...
And then coming up
Well its been awhile and with Shinoda coming here
I'd like to see them all dance
Shinoda Mariko and
the female comedian senbatsu members
will collaborate on AKBs famous song Koi Suru Fortune Cookie
Mariko-chan
What should we watch for?
Pay attention to when the camera cuts to you, you have to look at that camera properly
Look for your moment to stand out
So once the camera points at you, if you don't do anything that's bad
Its pretty bad
Goes for the Gaya comedians too
Think about that while you're dancing
Now then
eh Mariko-chan will dance for the first time in awhile
Koi Suru Fortune Cookie...dozo
And then coming up
Akimoto-san, how was it?
I've watched them dance and made up my mind
center IKKO
What the heck is this?
How was it dancing with them?
It was fun
since I love this show
and its been so long since I've collaborated with AKB
This kind of thing doesn't happen often
And then why is Ando eating a cookie?
If you make Ando dance, you give her a cookie....those are the rules
Don't feed her!
Why are you feeding her?