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KOCHIKAME
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Ah, summer's here again
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It's come, it's arrived, it's here
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Ah, summer's here again
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It's come, it's arrived, here it is!
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Big waves, small waves,
tiny waves and middle-size waves
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Here they come on the southern wind
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Big boobs, small boobs,
tiny boobs and middle-size boobs
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At the beach
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle!
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Ah, summer's here again
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It's come, it's arrived, it's here
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Ah, summer's here again
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It's come, it's arrived,
it's here already!
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Big waves, small waves,
tiny waves and middle-size waves
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Here they come on the southern wind
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Big butts, small butts,
tiny butts and middle-size butts
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At the beach
Bounce, bounce, bounce!
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Here they come on the southern wind
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Here they come on the southern wind
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Bouncing at the beach
Jiggling at the beach
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Want you!
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CLASH OF THE TOKYOITES!
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You're doing great, Junpei and Kappei!
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Oh, it's the ladies
from the traffic police!
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Good luck to you too!
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Thanks! You can count on us!
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It's getting lively with
all these portable shrines!
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A festival is supposed to be lively!
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It'll get much livelier than this.
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Oh, Reiko-san!
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The real festival is about to start.
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"TOKYOITE PORTABLE SHRINE FESTIVAL"
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Wow, there are so many portable shrines!
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Of course! We're gonna
carry them in a race.
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First team to reach the main shrine
are the top Tokyoites!
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It's the main event of the festival.
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Here he is! Hey, over here!
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You're late, Ryo-san!
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Sorry, sorry!
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I was starting to worry
you weren't coming.
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Me too! Without you, our neighborhood
wouldn't have won three straight titles.
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Wow!
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Ryo-san's the definition
of a real Tokyoite!
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You think?
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For sure! The biggest Tokyoite around!
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You're the number one Tokyoite!
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The super-Tokyoite, Ryo-san!
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Long live the top Tokyoite
in the universe!
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I love it when people are sincere!
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That guy is a Tokyoite?
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Don't make me laugh!
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Anyone who lets a little praise
go to his head
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doesn't deserve to be called a Tokyoite.
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What?
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I've not seen you here before.
Which neighborhood are you from?
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This man is Kin-san,
the best Tokyoite around.
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He's helping out
our neighborhood this year.
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What did you say?
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We're getting sick of you guys
boasting about winning every year.
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You're just a fake Tokyoite.
I'll put you in your place!
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We'll see about that!
You won't be laughing for long!
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Amazing!
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That guy is all talk.
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I knew you were no Tokyoite!
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Anyone can carry the front of a shrine.
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A true Tokyoite directs things
from up top!
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I'll show him!
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Wait, Ryo-san!
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A real Tokyoite stands
on top of the shrine!
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I guess you're too scared
since you're sitting down like that.
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Ha, you're meant to stand on one leg!
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'Cause a real Tokyoite just loves
being number one!
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So you wanna play rough, huh?
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How about this?
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If you can't do this,
you can't say you're a Tokyoite!
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Handstands are nothing special!
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A Tokyoite does it... like this!
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That's nothing!
I'll show you the real Tokyo style!
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No, this is the true Tokyoite way!
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Nonsense! Here's a genuine Tokyoite pose!
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This is the original Tokyoite stance!
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This is the ultimate Tokyoite style!
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Ryo-san, are you okay?
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We're in last place all of a sudden!
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That's 'cause you were being stubborn!
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Yeah! At this rate, we've no...
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Shut up!
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We'll have to use plan B.
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Let's go! Take the shortcut!
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We can't lose!
Take the shortcut too!
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Truly exquisite.
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One, two! One, two! One, two!
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Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
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One, two! One, two!
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Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
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Stop following us! That's cheating!
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Yeah, right!
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It's you lot that're blocking us!
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Damn it! That big mouth!
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Gotta shake them off. Speed up!
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After them! Don't let them get away!
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Almost there!
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We'll be crowned top Tokyoites again!
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I'm not gonna let a guy like you win.
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Yes! Victory is ours!
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Slow down, you idiots!
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We're gonna crash into the shrine!
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Too late for that!
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We've got too much momentum to stop!
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Almost forgot!
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That lousy jerk!
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Are you all right?
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Damn it!
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We didn't get our fourth victory in a row,
we got scolded for destroying the shrine,
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and I'm soaked!
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This is a disaster!
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And it's all that jerk's fault!
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Damn it!
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It's all that cretin's fault!
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"KAME NO YU BATHHOUSE"
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You'd better not be going in here!
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I'll use whatever bathhouse I want!
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Ryotsu...
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Move! You're blocking the door!
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No, you move!
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Looks like they forgot their manners.
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-Old man, here's your money!
-Old man, here's your money!
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Uh... Ryo-san,
I have to give you some change.
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I'll get in the bath first!
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The price to enter is 370 yen,
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so your change comes to...
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Forget it! You can keep the change today!
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Huh?
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A true Tokyoite is always
first in the bath!
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Move it!
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I'm getting in first!
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What's wrong? I heard a scream.
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Scream?
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I didn't hear any scream.
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He must've imagined it.
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But...
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You imagined it!
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Hang on... Weren't you both rushing
to get in the water first?
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I was just about to get in.
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Yeah, same here.
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Stop trembling!
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You'll cool the water down!
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S-S-Same to you!
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Nakagawa, go help out in the boiler room!
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I'll catch a cold in this lukewarm water!
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O-Okay...
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What? Raise the temperature?
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Yeah, they said it's still lukewarm.
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That's odd.
It should be pretty hot already.
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"WATER TEMPERATURE"
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It's starting to heat up just a little.
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You call this hot? Don't make me laugh!
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This is still lukewarm
for a real Tokyoite!
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Nakagawa, the water's
still nowhere near hot!
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Throw more firewood into the furnace!
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It's not hot yet?
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Ouch!
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It's over 60 degrees!
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It's way too hot for a bath!
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I said it's lukewarm, you hear me!
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I don't care how many degrees it is!
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To a real Tokyoite,
this is as cold as ice water!
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Go back to the boiler room, now!
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Okay.
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It's still lukewarm!
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I'll have to hum to keep myself warm!
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Nakagawa, do something!
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Y-Yes!
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This is foundry grade coke
from Nakagawa Steelworks.
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It can be heated up
to 10,000 degrees in an instant.
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I see.
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These bubbles are what I want.
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If the water isn't boiling,
it doesn't feel like a real bath!
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You moron!
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Don't make a fuss
just because the water's boiling.
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To a Tokyoite,
this is still lukewarm!
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Look out!
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Ryotsu!
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Ryotsu!
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Where are you?
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Oh! Found you!
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Are... Are you okay?
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A bath has to be explosive
for a Tokyoite to enjoy it.
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Damn right.
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This is nothing!
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I'm back!
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Has Ryo-chan come round yet?
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No, not yet.
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But I've bought some sushi for him...
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Hey, did someone say sushi?
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You were awake the whole time?
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The word "sushi" woke me up.
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A real Tokyoite can't resist sushi!
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As expected, you're invincible!
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At least put on some pants
before you eat!
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Be a bit more considerate!
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That word is not in my dictionary!
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Thanks for the food!
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What's wrong?
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What the heck is this?
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What do you mean?
It's an avocado roll.
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Avocado?!
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It's a type of sushi
from the West Coast of America.
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It's the in-thing. Very healthy.
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The West Coast of America? Very healthy?
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Are you kidding me?
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Don't you know why the best sushi
is called "Edo-style"?
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Because it was made from fish caught
in the bay back when Tokyo was called Edo.
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This isn't real sushi!
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What the heck are you doing, Ryo-chan?
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That was too far!
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Reiko-san bought that sushi just for you!
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Even if she did,
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my body rejects any sushi
that isn't real Edo-style.
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Well then, buy us some
Edo-style sushi instead.
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I want to see how it's different
from the one I bought.
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Because until I taste the difference,
I won't be able to forgive you!
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Fine! I'll show you
what real sushi is like, damn it!
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"KAMEARI COMMERCIAL DISTRICT"
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I wonder what Edo-style restaurant
he's taking us to. I can't wait!
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Yeah, it's the first time
he's treated us to a meal.
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Damn, my wallet wasn't prepared for this.
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There's a cheap-looking place.
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By the way, how much further is it?
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We're almost there.
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You're not taking us to
that revolving sushi place, are you?
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Well, look who it is!
Mr. Tokyoite himself!
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It's you from the festival!
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"DAIJIN SUSHI"
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That's who Ryo-chan was arguing with?
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You're a sushi chef?
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Damn right. Family's been in the business
for 500 years!
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Toyotomi Hideyoshi used to come
all the time in his younger days.
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And Tokugawa Ieyasu was a regular too.
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This the famous Daijin Sushi!
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Let's go, Nakagawa, Reiko.
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Our brains will rot
if we keep listening to this big mouth!
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Hey, don't tell me you're heading
for that revolving sushi place?
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We'll go wherever we want!
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I guess Tokyoites aren't
what they used to be.
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Imagine making your juniors
eat revolving sushi!
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Huh? Weren't we going
to that restaurant?
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Not that one. We're going here.
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You'd better satisfy us
to the fullest, sushi chef!
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Of course! You're talking
to a real Tokyoite here!
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So, what do you guys want?
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This kind of place costs an arm and leg.
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I'd better pick the cheapest stuff.
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We have some delicious sea urchin, Miss.
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Okay, I'll have some of that.
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Is something wrong?
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N-No, nothing at all.
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I don't know what to choose.
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We have some really exquisite tuna, sir.
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Tuna for me then.
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Hey, you!
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What is it? Are you worried
how much it'll cost you?
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Pathetic.
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A real Tokyoite doesn't go home
till their wallet's empty.
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D-Don't be ridiculous!
I just wanted to ask to use the toilet.
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It's over there.
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That sea urchin and tuna alone
will cost me five thousand yen.
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Even if I stick with the cheap stuff,
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this is still gonna come
to more than twenty thousand.
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I'd better find a way
to get out of here, and fast!
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Here you go.
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I'm feeling a lot better now. Time to eat!
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Son of a...!
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He's recommending
all the most expensive stuff!
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Okay, you asked for it...
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Hey, I'll have a dried gourd roll.
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A dried gourd roll, huh?
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There you go,
the cheapest item on the menu.
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Now it's time to employ
my nitpicking strategy.
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What the heck is this?
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What? It's a dried gourd roll.
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You call this a dried gourd roll?
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The seaweed is stale, and there's only
one small strip of dried gourd!
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A real Tokyoite would never
eat something so tiny!
00:17:57.868 --> 00:17:59.870
I can't believe this place
is 500 years old.
00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:02.331
This isn't real Edo-style sushi.
00:18:02.540 --> 00:18:04.583
Let's go, Reiko, Nakagawa.
00:18:04.917 --> 00:18:06.919
-O-Okay.
-What about the check?
00:18:07.336 --> 00:18:08.963
That sign out there is a fraud.
00:18:09.171 --> 00:18:11.924
I don't need to pay for
this phony Edo-style sushi!
00:18:14.135 --> 00:18:15.803
It worked!
00:18:16.012 --> 00:18:17.430
-Not so fast!
-Uh-oh.
00:18:17.763 --> 00:18:20.349
That was just the appetizer.
00:18:20.558 --> 00:18:24.437
This is the real dried gourd roll!
00:18:29.859 --> 00:18:31.110
Now we're talking!
00:18:31.902 --> 00:18:35.740
A real Edo-style dried gourd roll
has to be this big at least.
00:18:35.948 --> 00:18:38.326
I'm glad you like it.
00:18:38.534 --> 00:18:40.786
Damn! This guy is good.
00:18:41.245 --> 00:18:44.040
I'm not gonna let you have it
all your own way.
00:18:44.373 --> 00:18:46.709
So, what'll you have next?
00:18:47.168 --> 00:18:49.879
Let's see... I think I'll have
some of that sea urchin.
00:18:50.254 --> 00:18:52.381
Okay! Coming up,
one Sea Urchin Battleship Roll!
00:18:53.382 --> 00:18:56.385
Nah, I'll have a Space Battleship Roll.
00:18:57.428 --> 00:18:58.888
A Space Battleship Roll?
00:19:01.182 --> 00:19:02.016
You can't make one?
00:19:02.433 --> 00:19:05.519
Nonsense! I can make anything!
00:19:05.728 --> 00:19:06.520
I'll be right back.
00:19:07.480 --> 00:19:11.233
Let's see... Space battleship...
Space battleship...
00:19:14.653 --> 00:19:16.822
That's it!
00:19:17.198 --> 00:19:18.783
Here you go.
00:19:21.243 --> 00:19:23.788
Just for you, one Space Battleship Roll!
00:19:24.413 --> 00:19:25.289
What the heck is this?
00:19:25.873 --> 00:19:28.793
Look at that gun turret and bridge.
Pretty cool, huh?
00:19:29.543 --> 00:19:32.797
You idiot! No battleship has
only one gun turret!
00:19:33.005 --> 00:19:36.008
This is a Space Destroyer Roll at best!
00:19:37.009 --> 00:19:39.553
S-sorry, I must've misheard you.
00:19:39.762 --> 00:19:44.850
Not many customers ask for
the Sea Urchin Space Battleship Roll.
00:19:45.184 --> 00:19:49.021
Coming up, an honest-to-goodness
Sea Urchin Space Battleship Roll!
00:19:54.860 --> 00:19:56.404
N-Now we're talking!
00:19:56.612 --> 00:19:59.573
I finally feel like I'm eating real sushi.
00:19:59.907 --> 00:20:02.076
As expected of a Tokyoite,
you know your stuff.
00:20:03.786 --> 00:20:06.580
And you'll eat it in one bite, right?
00:20:07.289 --> 00:20:09.667
That's the real Tokyoite way after all.
00:20:10.084 --> 00:20:12.294
Of course!
00:20:19.218 --> 00:20:20.678
What's next?
00:20:22.263 --> 00:20:26.100
Well... Maybe a side dish.
00:20:26.308 --> 00:20:28.519
There's nothing you can't make, right?
00:20:28.853 --> 00:20:30.938
I know, bonito on a string!
00:20:31.272 --> 00:20:33.190
B-bonito on a string, huh?
00:20:33.983 --> 00:20:36.110
Here, bonito on a string!
00:20:36.694 --> 00:20:38.404
A whole spiny lobster nigiri!
00:20:38.612 --> 00:20:39.655
Here you go!
00:20:40.448 --> 00:20:41.907
A kappa-shaped cucumber roll!
00:20:42.116 --> 00:20:43.117
Here it is!
00:20:43.826 --> 00:20:44.994
Curry and rice!
00:20:45.202 --> 00:20:46.620
How about some fish?
00:20:46.954 --> 00:20:48.831
Salmon with roe nigiri!
00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:49.999
Done!
00:20:50.207 --> 00:20:51.500
Fresh tuna on ohagi!
00:20:51.709 --> 00:20:52.793
Coming up!
00:20:53.002 --> 00:20:55.045
They're both as stubborn as each other.
00:20:55.254 --> 00:20:56.630
Like a pair of kids.
00:21:00.092 --> 00:21:01.719
So, what else do you want?
00:21:01.927 --> 00:21:03.304
I've still got plenty left.
00:21:03.512 --> 00:21:05.014
L-Let's see...
00:21:05.222 --> 00:21:07.391
How about a dancing octopus?
00:21:11.562 --> 00:21:12.396
It's alive!
00:21:12.730 --> 00:21:14.774
One octopus, dancing on some rice.
00:21:14.982 --> 00:21:16.901
Just what you asked for!
00:21:17.651 --> 00:21:19.653
Come on, eat up while it's still fresh!
00:21:20.404 --> 00:21:24.700
Yes, this is it! A real Tokyoite must
try this at least once in their lifetime!
00:21:35.586 --> 00:21:38.088
Oh, maybe it's a bit too fresh!
00:21:40.257 --> 00:21:42.885
Damn it! I'll eat this thing, at any cost!
00:21:46.889 --> 00:21:49.225
Get off! I can't breathe!
00:21:57.024 --> 00:22:00.361
If you're an Edo-style octopus,
stop wriggling around!
00:22:12.373 --> 00:22:14.416
A-Are you okay?
00:22:16.126 --> 00:22:17.127
Oww!
00:22:18.671 --> 00:22:20.589
Got you!
00:22:21.966 --> 00:22:23.926
What's going on?
00:22:24.510 --> 00:22:27.680
I'm stuffed!
00:22:28.180 --> 00:22:29.932
Here's your check.
00:22:32.476 --> 00:22:34.228
Two million yen?!
00:22:34.562 --> 00:22:36.522
You're not saying it's expensive, are you?
00:22:36.730 --> 00:22:40.734
O-Of course not!
I was just shocked at how cheap it is.
00:22:41.193 --> 00:22:43.279
You'll be paying in cash, I assume?
00:22:43.487 --> 00:22:44.863
Like a real Tokyoite.
00:22:45.072 --> 00:22:48.534
Damn right! I'll go get the money now.
00:22:48.742 --> 00:22:50.411
I'll be right back.
00:23:09.054 --> 00:23:13.309
Sorry, all I have is small change.
Mind counting it up for me?
00:23:13.517 --> 00:23:18.188
It's always nice to have some change!
Lucky me!
00:23:18.522 --> 00:23:20.399
I knew you'd be pleased.
00:23:20.608 --> 00:23:23.152
Us real Tokyoites
understand each other well.
00:23:23.694 --> 00:23:24.778
That's right!
00:23:28.115 --> 00:23:31.076
Neither of them is laughing
with their eyes.
00:23:31.285 --> 00:23:33.787
I wish they'd take it easy
with this Tokyoite thing.
00:23:49.511 --> 00:23:52.139
TODAY'S DAMAGE REPORT
00:23:52.348 --> 00:23:55.059
1 SHRINE, 2 PORTABLE SHRINES,
34 BONSAI TREES, 10 CARS,
00:23:55.267 --> 00:23:57.895
1 BATHHOUSE, 1 RESTAURANT,
A LOT OF HOUSES
00:24:00.522 --> 00:24:01.482
W-What?
00:24:01.690 --> 00:24:04.318
Why am I handcuffed to Reiko?
00:24:04.526 --> 00:24:06.528
Huh? There's no key?
00:24:06.737 --> 00:24:10.824
So we're gonna have to
live like this forever?
00:24:11.325 --> 00:24:12.826
I don't want to!
00:24:13.035 --> 00:24:15.287
NEXT EPISODE
RYOTSU AND REIKO TOGETHER... FOREVER?
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Don't miss it!
00:24:28.801 --> 00:24:33.097
Let's keep smiling always
00:24:33.722 --> 00:24:37.351
Even when things go wrong
00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:41.814
Keep a pretty smile on your face
00:24:42.439 --> 00:24:46.902
And go out as if nothing happened
00:24:47.444 --> 00:24:50.948
Hey, show me your smile
00:24:51.156 --> 00:24:55.160
You did nothing wrong
00:24:56.120 --> 00:24:59.581
Hey, show me your smile
00:24:59.790 --> 00:25:03.293
Just like you did before, yeah
00:25:03.794 --> 00:25:07.923
I want you to smile always
00:25:08.632 --> 00:25:13.095
A woman with a frown isn't pretty
00:25:13.595 --> 00:25:19.143
So you should smile as soon as you can
00:25:19.935 --> 00:25:22.896
It's the grown-up thing to do
00:25:35.075 --> 00:25:39.872
KOCHIKAME
SEE YOU NEXT TIME!