(This was originially meant to be "Top 5" but I ran out of time so I settled for three.
With the advent of synthetic balloon-women and functional AI, it was only a matter of time before realistic but fake copies of popular celebrities were made. The film-making and entertainment industry has capitalized on this to ramp up the amount of movies and shows they can pump out to the public.
However this does not have its downsides. Balloon-women and AI technology, while very advanced is still not perfect yet. This can lead to some rather unusual consequences on and off the set, especially involving the "balloon" aspect.
Synthetic balloon-women are prone to malfunctions with their pneumatic aspects. This can lead to things such as over-inflation, popping, leakage, or outright explosions depending on the mixture that is inside the balloon-women. Here are our top 5 "balloon" celebrities who met an early retirement.
#3 Katy Perry
A Katy Perry balloon exploded on stage at a concert in New York City last summer. Trying to get Katy Perry's popular breasts just right, they filled her breasts with helium to give them the "lift" they needed. Unfortunately, the Katy balloon got more than she needed and began to float upwards during the performance! The Katy balloon drifted upwards until her helium-filled breasts collided with a sharp piece of the rafters. After Katy blew up, plastic fragments and her clothes fell to the floor where fans fought and tussled over the pieces!
Footage from an attendant's cell phone show Balloon-Katy giving a particularly bouncy performance, breasts looking slightly larger than her organic counterpart. Suddenly, you start to see Katy float slightly above the ground. Katy begins to take notice and tries to get her footing beneath her before her breasts start to pull her upward. Katy struggles for a while, kicking and flailing and trying to push her breasts downward in a futile attempt to bring her towards the ground. Katy finally stops floating as her breasts catch a piece of the rafters, for a few seconds a muffled squeaking sound is picked up by her microphone before she bursts into pieces.
#2 Salma Hayek
A Salma Hayek balloon exploded prematurely on-set for a film the real Salma Hayek was not able to act in. In order to fully simulate the real Salma's hefty bust, the director for the film decided to use water to inflate balloon Salma's breasts. This must have been the wrong move as Fake-Salma kept leaking, multiple shots were ruined with visible water lactation appearing on Salma's watery boobs. The scenes called for tight clothing which must been literally squeezing the water out of Salma's boobs. It was then decided to deflate Salma's bust a little bit in order to make room for the tight clothing without any leakage. An inflation technician made the unwise technician to USE A PIN to deflate her which results in a sudden tit-popping which then immediately deflated the rest of Salma.
Leaked footage from the set shows the director deciding that Salma needed to be deflated slightly. Salma, upon hearing this began to look a little nervous and became very defensive when approached by the technician with a pin. Assured that "everything would be ok", Salma removed her top, and stuck out her breasts to be deflated. The technician applies the pin which resulted in a millisecond-long scream from Balloon-Salma before she burst into a puddle of clothes, rubber, and water.
#1 Kate Upton
Another watery accident with a Kate Upton balloon happened earlier this year at a bikini photo shoot. Turns out, a water hose left to pump up the Kate Balloon was left TURNED ON and Kate's breasts exploded with water mid set. Video footage from the set shows a Kate Upton posing with a water hose still connected to her rear end through her bottoms.
Kate: Hey uh, should this hose still be connected to me. My boobs are just like the real Kate's pretty much...
Photographer: Yea yea, just keep it in *continues to take photos*
Kate goes through some poses for a couple minutes until she feels that her breasts are noticeably heavier.
Kate: Sir, these are definitely way too big! Kate's tits are a lot more smaller than mine! Every time I move I gotta make sure I don't fall over! I really think you guys should take this hose out of me!
Photographer: You look great! Just hold your girls up so you don't tip over, we'll be done soon.
Another few minutes pass by with Kate no longer being able to pose without holding her breasts up. She looks slightly uncomfortable in each photo and her breasts have a slight red sheen to them.
*Snap!* Kate lets her breasts free for a moment which snaps the straps of her bikini top, this pulls her forward and she falls in the water she was posing in, getting all wet.
Photographer: Perfect!
Kate: These are WAY too heavy! Please!
Photographer: Alright alright, send in the other balloon-model to hold up her tits.
Another model steps into the frame, gets behind Balloon-Kate and holds up her breasts, leaving Kate looking a bit confused.
Photographer: There! Now you can pose normally, just work with the other balloon will ya.
Balloon-Kate works with the other model, doing some poses with her as the other model holds up her breasts. Kate keeps having to shift her weight to account for all the extra heaviness in her breasts
A few more minutes pass by and Kate is starting to lactate water from her breasts.
Kate: Ok! I think its time to turn off this hose, I'm leaking here!
Photographer: Just a little longer...
A few more minutes pass by and Kate now looks ridiculous, the rate of her lactation has grown from a slight leak to a full on spray. While this has slowed down the rate of inflation its not enough.
Photographer: Just a few more shots.
Kate looks incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassed as she sprays everywhere. Unbeknownst to her, the other model has very sharp fingernails. During one weight-shift her breasts move in such a way that it digs in real heavy into other models nails.
Kate: Hey! Watch your - Ow! OW! Ooooowwww!!!!
*SPLOOSH* Kate seemingly dissapears into the water balloon with nothing but rubber scraps and a bikini left behind.
Photographer: Whoops...