This story is basically the Mr. Patch fight from Banjo&Tooie but with an anthromorphized female Mr. Patch instead. This boss fight I feel is what cemented by sexual fascination with balloon-women. Thanks Rare....

You enter a very, very large circus tent. You see some type of hovercraft armed with what looks like a missile launcher, with no one else around you decide to give it a spin. After a few minutes you find yourself familiar with the hovercraft and its weapons as if you were riding a bike.

While enjoying your new hovercraft a LARGE female figure pulls up a side of the tent and steps in. Unbelievably, this figure is in fact a giant, busty woman with a big rear end to boot. Every part of her, especially her assets, seemed to bounce and sway with an almost "pneumatic" aura.

However, aside from the huge size and her curvy figure, another thing stood out on her as well. She seemed to have patches sown in her to skin in various places; her legs, arms, torso, breasts, and butt seemed to all have a patch or two.

Before you can continue to admire the sight before you, you realize you have been noticed by her.

"You! What are you doing here in my tent!"

Awstruck, you don't realize she is addressing you.

"Fine! I guess I'll just squash you!"

She starts walking towards you with booming steps and you snap out of it and realize she is about to kill you.

Luckily, with the high mobility of your hovercraft you deftly maneuver out of the way as her open palm swings by you.

"Grr...no matter, I'll catch you eventually"

You put some distance between you and her and look down at your control panel. You see a large red button on your control stick. This must be for the missiles...You orient the ironsights on her head and press the button. A pair of missiles fly from your craft and impact the giantess' face. She flinches a little but is otherwise unaffected. Waving away the smoke from her face, she grins and resumes her approach towards you.

You once again maneuver around her huge, but slow swipes at you. While flying past her, you once again notice the sewn patches on her skin. A patch means there was a repair right? Which would mean she isn't invincible. You make the decision to shoot one of the patches. You aim at patch on her back and fire a missile. The missile makes contact with the patch.

*Boom!* *Hissssssssss...* A continuous puffy stream of air flowed out of the broken patch. This giantess is a balloon! A balloon-giantess! You have to aim at the patches to completely deflate her of her air!

"Ow! Shit..." The balloon-giantess exclaimed as she was lurched forward by the blast. She looked over her should to see some of her air escaping.

"Oh boy...it seems you've found a weak spot.." The balloon-giantess remarked. "You'll never pop me!" She yelled as she went in for another swipe.

She missed, you dodge behind her this time you find a patch behind her calf and you manage to nail that one too. Another stream of air burst forth from the balloon-giant.

A minute later you blow open a patch in her arm and on her thigh.

At this point the balloon-giantess has more than a few holes in her, all with air puffing out of them. Despite all the air escaping her she is still standing just fine, however she is a bit shorter than she was with all her patches intact.

This time, you take aim at the patch on the base of her right breast. You blow open the patch and balloon-giant reacts with annoyance at you targeting her there.

"My boob!" She yells as she tries to keep the air in with her hand. "I could live with a few holes in my arms and legs but my boobs!?"