I arrived in the parking lot of the local state faire. It was always a popular event, drawing in thousands over the course of the weekend it was held. However, this year it was different. With the advent of balloon-women having a more obvious presence in society the faire began to specifically hire balloon-women for the various attractions. I have no idea what they're hiring balloon-women specifically for but the ad says it pays well and they promise to blow us back up if we pop or deflate. The idea of popping makes me nervous but how hard can working a fair be?
I pull out my phone and glance down at the email from my boss. It says that I'm working the strength test hammer swing attraction, you know, the one with the bell at the top that dings if you hit the target hard enough with a mallet. Ooh, maybe I get to be the girl that taunts the customers and cheers them on as they try to swing the hammer, that could be fun!
I walk through the fairground and all throughout people are having fun, people are staggering around drunk, music is being played, and people are crowding around game booths. Apparently the addition of balloon-girls have brought in a lot of customers...
I make my way through the crowd and I find my destination, the hammer strength attraction towering over everything makes for an easy landmark to find amongst the maze of tents and rides.
I'm greeted by 3 other girls as I step over the rope-fence and ask if I'm in the right place. A girl dressed in what could pass off as a sexy harlequin outfit approached me with a perky smile. "Hey! I'm Abi! You must be our third balloon...er I mean girl!" she says with a giggle. "Let me introduce you to who you'll be pop-I uh mean working with tonight...this is Sarah, and this is Emily!" I give them an awkward hand shake and take quick notice of their bodies. Sarah, a mixed girl, and Emily a white athletic girl, both had nice butts. Emily's was perky and athletic, like a sprinters while Sarahs was bigger but equally taut. We all had a big butt in common, for what purpose though?
"Ok! Now that were all introduced let me tell you how this is gonna work! First I need you to get out of those shorts" she says as she points a finger down at me. I comply, although I ask why. "Well you see, you're gonna climb that ladder up to the top of the hammer-thing and you're gonna sit that cute butt of yours right where the bell would normally would be!" I go a bit wide-eyed and she notices my nervous expression as I notice how the plunger has been replaced with a pointed metal stick. "Oh itll be fun! You won't pop!...well probably wont... maybe?" she says with a sheepish grin and shrug. "Look! This game is kinda rigged anyways...one, that stick there isnt even that sharp and two you have to hit it REALLY hard to get it up there to begin with" Abi said as she picked up a goofy rubber mallet and swung it at the target, barely able to get the plunger a quarter of the way up. "See? Plus you get to show off your sexy butt the whole night! Fun right?" She looks at me as I still stand there, arms crossed and still not entirely convinced. "And hey! Don't forget! In the rare teeny tiny slim chance you do go kaboom or deflate or whatever, we'll you put back together! Its a big payday for just little tiny chance of popping. Waddyasay?" You think to yourself, you DO need the money after all..
"So you'll do it? Great!" Abi says with excitement as she claps and begins to usher you along. "Well come on drop those shorts!" Abi commands as I, Sarah and Emily, each undo our shorts and wiggle out of them exposing our butts. We were all wearing a type of thong, for comfort of course.
Customers began to arrive at the newly opened game. "Quick! Sarah you're up first! Get up there!" Abi hollered from the front, getting ready to work the crowd. "Well...wish me luck!" Sarah said as she sucked in some air through her teeth and rubbed her ass before she began to ascend to the top of the game. Emily and I watched as her curvy, toned, rear end up made her way up the ladder. I asked Emily if she thinks anything bad will happen to us. "Eh maybe, they did bring 3 of us in. But my ass isn't as big as yours or Sarahs so I'll probably be ok" Emily said, shooting me a cheeky grin.
Bitch. I hope she pops first.
Sarah arrived at the top and sat square at the top of the game, her butt sitting precariously at the spot where the plunger will fly up to if its hit hard enough.
"Step right up! Step right up! Be the first to pop Sarah! Only 5 dollars to drive this stick right up into her pneumatic booty!" Abi yelled out, brandishing her mallet. Abi couldn't help but make explodey noises and hand gestures mimicing an exploding balloon at the crowd, almost like she wanted us to pop. Sarah looked back down at the crowd and gasped with wide eyes as she saw the dozens of people lining up to take a shot to try and pop her.
"Oh geez...I don't think she's gonna last long." Emily said flatly, looking up. Sarah was blushing and sizing up the contestents, trying to mentally figure out how much of a chance she had, occasionally fidgeting and wiggling in her seat as Abi taunted the crowd.
"Alright! First up! I don't think he's got it in him!" Abi shouted out as she handed the mallet to an average looking guy. Sarah watched nervously as the man approached the target and swung the hammer beyond his head. Sarah winced and clenched her teeth, anticipating the plunger ramming straight into her exposed ass, popping her like a bubble, but it never came. Much to his chagrin he was only able to get the plunger up barely halfway. "Looks like you're not popped yet Sarah!" Abi yelled up, Sarah just rolled her eyes and adjusted herself in her seat, feeling slightly safer.
A few more customers tried to send the plunger into Sarah's ass but to no avail; noodly armed and weak men and women stood no chance against the might required to move the plunger more than a few meters upward.
Sarah was beginning to feel more confident, even getting up to do sexy little dances and shouting down to taunt her would-be poppers. Sometimes even smacking and jiggling her balloony butt to rile up the crowd.
Sarah was in the middle of another one of her provocative dances, swinging her hips like a belly dancer. She stopped suddenly and gasped. "Oh boy..." she said to herself as she stopped her dance and her hands shot to her rear and began rubbing in anticipation. The man who just paid to take a swing was noticeably larger than everyone else. She sheepishly sat down and looked back and down at the man as he prepared to swing, shaking her head and mouthing "Don't do it!" with a nervous flirtatious smile.
"Uh oh Abi! This might be the end for you!" she shouted out up at her before turning to the crowd "Better get a good last look! This might be the last you see of that butt!" Abi plugged both her ears and turned back towards the game as if Sarah was filled with an explosive gas.
Sarah went wide eyed and tensed up. She scooted her booty out to accentuate it further and arched her back upward for the crowd "If I'm gonna pop might as well look good..." she thought to herself as she scooted.
The man swung and the plunger rocketed upward, Sarah bounced a little and let out an "Eep!" as she heard the hammer contact the target. The plunger crashed directly into Sarah's right buttcheek, giving her whole body a hard jiggle and putting a hole right in the middle of her butt cheek. The gathered crowd let out a gasp and a collective sigh of relief seeing that Sarah did not violently explode like Abi hyped them up to believe. Sarah gasped out with an "Ow!" as her hand shot back and covered up the fresh hole, stemming the tide of her precious air leaking out her rear. Sarah blushed and her punctured ass reddened too. Balloon-girls turn slightly red and get embarassed when they feel vulnerable or about to pop.
With her hand on her butt cheek, she looked back as if Abi would let her down so she could go patch herself up. "Sorry Sarah, we gotta pop that other cheek now too!" she shouted up at her, seeing an opportunity to get the crowd excited. Abi offered the muscled man another attempt and adjusted the plunger so that it would target her left, still intact buttcheek. Sarah's jaw dropped and eyes widened before sitting back down and bracing for another blow. "Alright everyone! Mr. Muscles here is gonna even out her cheeks!" Once again, Abi covered her ears and gave a cheeky grin to Sarah. Sarah just gritted her teeth and closed her eyes, sticking her ass out again.
The man swung again this time, even harder. Once again, the pointed plunger rocketed upwards. "Oh Shiiiii-" Sarah yelled out as she heard the plunger go. It met its mark on Sarah's left buttcheek, this time a little harder than last time. When the plunger made contact with Sarah there was an audible "POP!" and Sarah screamed as she flew skyward and erratically off the top of the ride, air spraying out of both buttcheeks propelling her through the sky, Sarah's screaming trailing as she hissed and left a white contrail before she ran out of air, landing somewhere off in the distance. Emily and I couldn't help but cover our mouths and wince at the display, knowing full well that could be us in the near future.
"Looks like we're gonna have to call our clean up crew!" Abi yelled out to the crowd to their applause. "Just one moment and we'll have another girl for you to pop!" she yelled again, pointing her mallet at Emily and I before jogging over. "Sorry about Sarah!" Abi said obviously unapologetic. "Hopefully thats the only strong guy here..." Abi continued, seeing that her balloon-girl subordinates were clearly unimpressed "We're making so much money though! You'll forget all about this when payday hits! Anyways Emily you're up!"
"Ugh, better be a lot of money..." Emily said with folded arms and rolled eyes before heading towards the ladder. Abi gazed at Emily's firm perky butt for a moment as she passed. "Wait!" Abi said and stopped Emily. Before Emily could react, Abi pulled out a small air tank and shoved its hose it between Emily's buttcheeks and turned it on full blast.
"Eee!" Emily stood on her toes and arched her back, feeling the cold hose violate her rear end. "What the hell!?" Emily snapped out, looking back and clutching her rear, but before she could do anything else her rear end doubled in size, becoming even more perky and tight, turning Emily's slight hourglass figure into a pear-shaped one. "My ass! Why?" Emily yelled out, pushing and feeling the extra air now in her butt. Her butt squeaked and groaned as Emily inspected it. Abi just stood there grinning, excited about what she had done. "Oh come on! It'll bring in more customers!" Abi excitedly explained. "Well yea! But I'm clearly gonna explode the moment anything pokes me!" Emily replied.
"Well then, in that case you better get up there! Before I pop you myself!" Abi playfully said, teasing Emily's rear with her long painted fingernails. "Hey! Watch it! Fine Ill go, I stand a better chance up there than I do down here with you..." Emily trailed off as she climbed the ladder, her inflated rear end sticking out. wobbling. and squeaking as she went. Emily made it to the top and looked out among the crowd, none of the people in line looked particularly strong. Feeling a bit safer, Emily sat down and began to wait, scoffing and rolling her eyes any time Abi mentioned popping or deflating to the crowd. A couple dozen customers attempted and failed. Emily even appeared smug and confident that she wouldn't be popped for the remainder of the evening. She even began to taunt the crowd much like Sarah did but instead of provocative dances it was taunting in the form of middle fingers, insults, and a variety of expletives
"Is no one strong enough to pop this balloon? Look at that inflated butt! Just one small poke...and KABOOM!" Abi yelled out as she slyly backed up to the machine and reduced the brake that rigs the game and keeps the plunger from going up too easily.
"Come on...lets get this over with, not like you're strong enough to pop me..." Emily said, adjusting her hair and looking at her nails, not even paying attention to the crowd or Abi. She was completely unaware of what Abi had done.
The next customer landed a solid hit and the unexpected sound of the plunger racing upwards towards her volatile, inflated buttcheeks took Emily by surprise. "Huh?" Emily gasped as she looked down and saw the pointed plunger flying towards her. "Oh no....Ow!" she yelled out as her plunger gave her buttcheek a hard jab and bounced back as her butt jiggled in recoil. She wasn't punctured but it was enough to make her blush and make her think she might be nothing but rubbery scraps soon.
A few more customers took a shot and each hit made the plunger fly up and bounce off her slightly red taut butt. Making it jiggle, bounce, and squeak with each hit. "Ah!" Eee!" "That hurt!" and a plethora of curse words all came from Emily with each hit by different customers. It was clear she couldn't take much more based off of how much she wiggled in her seat and the amount of rubbing she was doing to sooth the stinging feeling. Emily looked down at with me, biting her lips with an anxious expression that clearly read "I'm screwed!"
"Uh oh guys! I don't think Emily can take much more! Who's gonna finish her off!" Abi yelled out to the crowd. "You look strong!" Abi yelled out as she handed the mallet to an athletic looking man. "Once again guys! This will be the last you see of this one! Take a long hard look!"
Emily looked down nervously, her lips parted and she shook her head at the man approaching the target that would spell her pneumatic doom, putting her hands together in a begging motion. The man raised his hammer, Emily plugged both her ears, closed her eyes and arched her back in anticipation. The man swung and WOOSH the plunger rocketed upward and all you could hear and see when it made contact was a gasp from Emily and a loud "Pop!" followed by shreds of rubbery scrap that used to be Emily, hair, her shirt and thong scattering into the air and falling to the ground. Abi picked up her discarded thong and began twirling it with her finger.
Emily bursting caused the crowd once again to light up with applause and cheering. As if a great evil had just been slain. Abi turned towards me and beamed at me, she was loving this and I was her last balloon-girl. Taking my cue, I climbed the latter and took my spot at the top, gingerly placing my butt where it needed to be.
"Alright folks! Last one! Step right up to pop this last balloon-girl!" Abi yelled out to draw in more customers. Luckily my butt wasn't pumped up like Emily's was but I knew I was in for a short ride since that brake was still reduced.
Customer after customer came in, some hitting, some not. I was never in any real danger of bursting like Emily but with the brake reduced I was subjected to an almost nonstop of light stings on my airy buttcheeks.
"Ow!"
"Oof!"
"Ah!"
"Eee!"
Each hit slowly weakened the rubbery material that made up my rear end. Like someone chopping down a tree or a river slowly eroding a rock, each hit brought me closer to a pop or a leak. My butt was shining a slight red and I squeaked more than normal as I wiggled in my seat tried to get comfortable.
"Yikes! She's not looking too good! Who's gonna be the one to pop her?" Abi shouted out, picking out another strong-looking person from the crowd. I winced and braced for impact as the mallet was swung and the plunger sent right into my ass.
*Pop!*
"Ooh!" Abi shouted out as the balloon-girl burst into a flurry of white scraps and discarded underwear. With a giant stack of money in one had, Abi pulled out a radio and called out for a clean up crew. Near the end of the night we had all regained consciousness and had been reinflated and put back together. Sarah looked like she did before although with two patches on each of her butt cheeks. Emily and I unfortunately had to be stitched and pieced back together with patches in the places were our discarded rubbery skin coudn't be found. I sighed knowing a large chunk of my paycheck would go to replacing all these unsightly patches that just screamed "I'm a patchwork balloon-girl".