MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM BOOM? CHATPTER 1: THE BEGINNING FO THE BOOM BOOM PART 1 It all started two months ago when I was at a yard sale with my bitch wife We were at this old geezer's place looking at all of his used knick knacks. While my whore wife was looking at clothing and other gay shit I immediately went to look at what kind of epic video games this bag of bones may be selling. Though I saw that it was mostly old ass computer games that nobody places anymore such as frogger and tax man, I noticed something very in the pile GAMES FOR WINDOWS: SUPER MARIO BOOM "Games for windows? How's a window gonna play a game?" Was what I immediately thought to myself. I asked the old-timer if he knew anything about the game and he gave me this real thousand yard stare, a stare that only somebody so disgusting and decrepit as him would give. "My son used to play that game a bunch. He really enjoyed it a lot until he-" The man meekly said to me. I didn't really care much for what he was saying so I tuned him out at that point. After he was done giving his retarded speech I asked him how much it would cost for me to buy the game and he said $5. Videogames at $5, what a steal! I bought it and immediately went back home with the shrew after she finished buying all of her clothes and other shit. When we arrived home I immediately went to my computer and started booting it up. After it finished doing so I inserted the disc into the computer and waited a good minute before I realized it wasn't gonna fucking load. I immediately looked up why this wasn't gonna work and to no shock at all I learned it's because of how fucking dogshit games for windows is as a service. Turned out SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM wouldn't normally fucking run on Windows 11 so for the next half fucking hour I tried watching various youtube tutorials to figure out how to get this fucking thing running. TO BE CONTINUED MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM BOOM?! PART 2 After trying to do all of that shit and then a bunch of other fucking garbage that I really don't want to fucking explain cause it's gonna make this story super fucking long I discovered every single fucking little thing I needed to do: Install malware (games for windows live) on my computer, update my drivers, run SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM as an administrator, download a mod specifically designed to make SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM compatible for Windows 11, run SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM in compatibility mode, and then edit in some fucking ini file the game has change a couple of numbers from 0 to 1 and some others from 1 to 2. After all of that bullshit I could finally play SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM The first thing I noticed after booting it up was on the title screen mario wasn't there, rather it was waluigi and rosalina. I thought that was interesting and saw it more as nintendo wanting to try something new by using other, lesser known characters rather than mario or luigi. Another odd thing I noticed as well was that the options menu was fucked. There wasn't a way to change resolution so the entire game was stuck at 720x480 even though I had a huge ass monitor. after tinkering with all of the options garbage i clicked start on the game. immediately i was put into some big text roll thing, the kind of thing that you see in all of these star wars movies at the very beginning that's there because george lucas is a shitty writer. what it basically told me was that professor e. gadd had assigned waluji and rosalina on a super secret mission: kill WART!!!!!! I was shocked by how violent the themes were for this game that was allegedly rated a 99 by pegi. most games such violent and mature themes usually get ratings of like 40 or 30, not an almost perfect kid score! after being done crying a bunch at the fact that all of this was being marketed towards kids i started playing the game. MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM?!?!?!?!?! AUTHOR'S NOTE: i went to watch a movie and now i am back so i can continue this very scary story of mine!!!! PART 3 it was a typical side scroller similar to every other mario side scrooler game. you could play as either walugi and rosalina and within the game itself you would stomp on goombas and pick up coins and fire flowers and all that stuff. it was prettym uch normal for the first three levels of this game until i gamered my way into 1-4 in which i was greeted by the very menacing title of KING WART'S MENACING CASTLE in big bold menacing letters. when i got into the stage it was typical bowser king of castle level but with some very odd and disturbing and differences. whenever i stomped a goomba it looked at though that some blood came out of the character and as well i felt as though that i could hear a very faint scream from every enemy i had stomped on or killed. when i hit an enemy with a fire flowetr as well i very subtly noticed that they would kinda scream in the background a bit as soon as they had gotten hit with my firey distruction! besides that however the rest of the level was normal, UNTIL THE END at the very end of the stage was a fight with king wart. even though this was a 2d (two dimensional) game his design looked very hideous and disgusting. the warts on him, all the features of his face and body and clothing and crown, all felt very hyper realistic and truly menacing as the title of the stage had said. i used the greatest of my gamer powers to defeat him in this very epic (yet hideous) fight! by the end of it using my wauigi strength i defeated him, causing him to have a very loud roar that hurt my eyes a lot! obviouskly though i was't expecting the game to end soq uickly, i was still surprised when after defeating the great wart i saw at the end of the castle not regular toad, but injured toad! he told me something that i wasn't expecting, not in a million hyears! MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! PART 4 that secret was: the real enemy was not actually king toad, but instead king boo. My character (walugii) was so shocked that even I myself was shocekd as well (in real life). out of being so shocked I immediately shut down the game and tried to continue my normal lief until i realized that my fucking slutty wife was still in my house so ii mmediately went back to playing SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM on my computer. after having to deal with the shitty fucking retarded games for windows live screen again i was in 2-1 this time. similar to 1-4 all the enemies were still bleeding and would make death sounds and all that shit but as well the background for the stage felt darker and more grim than before. i felt sad playing it, and my character waIuigi also looked slightly sadder than before. no longer did he have a full on shit eating grin before, now he only had a slight shit eating grin. as i traversed myself past all of the deserty suny levels i kept thinking to myself "where was i haeading to this time?" i knew i had to now kill king boo because he was an even bigger abd guy than king wart but if that was the case then why was professor e gadd wrong? why would he lie to me, walugii, and to the player 2 of the game that i now played as, rosalina. i kept thinkingabout this issue a bunch until i eventually reach 2-4. to my surprise when i entered the castle it said as well KING WART'S MENACING CASTLE i thought "hey why does it say king wart's menacing castle, shyouldn't it say king boo's menacing castle or something like that??" the levelp layed exactly the same as last time except this time when i killed the first goomba in the castle stage instead of there being a little bit of blood there was a lot of blood, like a lot. so much blood that i almost threw up everyone which would've ruined my epic gaming keyboard (but that didn't happens o my gaming keyboard is still in good condition :DDDD). MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM BOOM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? PART 5 as the level continued though there wasn't as much blood as the first goomba had there was still al ot, and even some of the walls had blood on them now!!!! i was almost puking the entire time! eventually i got to the final boss and though i was expecting king wart because this stage is just like 1-4 and last time there was king wart, it was actually king wart's corpse! the same oen i had killed from last time, all b loodied and bruised and burnt and hyper realistic! as i got closer and closer to the body king boo jumped out, jumpscared me, and made a loud ass screaming noise that bursted my ears almost as much as my retarded wife does who sleeps with other faggoty men. as soon as the screaming stopped i noticed that i was now in a boss fight with king boo!!! i he would come down and try and take swipes at me but due to my epic gamer skill i would dodge all of them. whenever he got close i would hit his crown with using my fire flower pwoers and then from that stomping on his stupid crown when i got the chance to do that as well. eventually after me hitting him so many times and shootign him so many times he DIED! and when he died there was so much blood everywhere and gore and blood and i could barelty see anything on thatr screen that was not blood. there was so much blood that it even cdrashed my game and i ahd to go through the fucking games for windows system again which made me want to put a hole in my fucking drywall. when i got back into the game though i went to the end castle section and this time instead of there being an injured toad there was actually e. gadd there in the middle of the screen. he looked at walugii so menacinglty but i knew the whole time that he was actually looking at me, the gamer. he wal okkiikng in my soul, in my heart, and he knew that i was there, that he was a game and i was the gamer and he was a pixelated 2d sprite. MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM BOOM (FUCK)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? PART 6 as he was continuing to look into the very depths of my soul he started saying that he had lied to me this entire time which shocked my heart so much! how could e. gadd, a character i had grown to love so much from all of my time super mario mansion and all those other games he was in, how could he betraty me!!! that was so disheartening! he explained that the reason whyt he did it was that not only because he hated me (wlauigi() but also because he hated me (me). he said that he was hoping that by taking me to all of these bosses and making me fight through all of these levels thati would eventually die and then out of that dying i would get frustrated (both my character wlajugii and me in real life) and not only would wlauigi die more but then i would end up killing myself (in rael life). i was again, shocked, as to how dastardly hius plan was and was again shocked that otu of everybody, it was the great very professional intelligent prestrigious professor e. gadd that was doing so. he said that because that didn't end up working out that he would now finish the job himself and that he would kill me where i stand. i was so shyocked at this that out of ragte i immediately made my character jump on hisw fucking head and from his guts spilled everywhere and blood flew everywhere in teh castle so much that i'm like pretty confident that some ofi t even came out of the computer screen and hit me in my fucking face (my irl face not myt waluigii one). as professor egadd fell to the ground his sprite immediatley changed to look like the old guy from the pawn shop that i bought this shitty game from, and my wlauigi sprite looked more like an ormal person, like someone that woukld be a son to a father soenmthing like that. the sprites were like this for half a second but then went back to ebing normakl but in that half second i memorized everything. MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM BOOM (AHHHHHH)!!!!?!?!?!?!?! PART 7 after goign through that highly trumatic and highly traumatizing event i quickl;y regained my composure and went forward into the rest of the game. i thought at this point that much could be doen, i mean i did after all beat all three: king wart, king boo, and king professor e. gadd. i did't know what elese the game wanted me to do! yet in spite of all of that the game gave me a path to continue forward onto level 3. i was shocked by this, yet also a little bit pleased by this bnecause the gameplay this game has is at the very least a good 7/10. i immediately hopped into 3-1 and everything was all dead and vocalnoey and stuff like that, similar to world 8 in new super mario bros wii, the game that lpayed using my red wii with my red controller in my red house that i used to live in as a kid.l the levels were very difficult ad challenged my skills as a gamer but i managed to beat them. within the levels there were enemies like black goombas and black koopas and even blacker bullet bills that had blood coming out of their eyes and were bleedng internally. at this point i had gotten used to all of the terror and horror and blood coming erveryuwehre but what i was not used to was the fact that waluigi looked different than from how he looked in worlds 1 and 2. what looked so different about him was the fact that his shit eating grin not only didn't increase, if anything it was bigger than before, even bigger than how much shit he was eating back in world 1. in wordl 3 it now looked like he was eating way more shit than before and had a really big shit eating grin. i was happy for him, because he seemed to be really enjoying it now and so if he's happy i'm happy. anyway after doing a vertical, horizontal and then water level i was now onto level 3-4. this time unlike the last two castle levels this level was just called CASTLE and as well it wasn't just a carbon copy! MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM BOOM (OH NO)!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! PART 8 this time it had way more enemies and was way harder and was way moer difficult and even had that one maze thing where there's like 3 paths but only one of them was correct and if you do the other two you have to compelte the section again. anyway as i got to the boss section i had flames being thrown at me and shit from afar and i was tihnking like what the fuck?!?!?!?!? like who could it be this time because bowesr wasn't int hsi game and kkking wart wasn't alive anymiore and king boo was now dead and king professor e. gadd was now e. gone so i litereally had nopthing in mind during that entire thing. when i finally got to the boss section with the bridge and everything to my surprise i saw none other than: ROSALINA!!!! WhAT THE FUCK! i thought it was impossible for prof. e. gadd to betary me but i epseically thought it was super duper impossible for rsaoalina, a character i had jacked off to many times beforehand, to betray me as well. she said that she did it because she didn't like that i killed e. gadd and now as revenge she was going to kill me as well. there was a very epic boss battle that commenced but during all of she attacked me and it hit wuigi's right hand with her wand magic. not only was i like "OH NO!!!!" because i like wlaluaiai but also because of the fact that my real life right hand (not the wlauigi right hand but MINE) was hurting as well, and i don't want my masturbation hand to hurt else how am i gonna jack off to roswalina porn. anyway in spite iof that little hick up i continued and eventually killed that fucking slut rosalina who i will no longer be masturbating to, and she fell to hte ground. she then went on this monologue about how she doesn't want me to kill her but i wasn't having it so I KILLED HER and I liked it a lot!!!! after all of this the entire game map changed, now it was super duper black and dark and menacing!!!!! MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM BOOM (AHHHHH)!!!?!?!?!?!??!? chapter 2 part 1 (THE END OPF THE BOOM BOOM) author;s note: chapter 1's title is THE BEGINNING FO THE BOOM BOOM after the map had done changign to be a very negro kind of color, one final stage had opened up with the CRAZY title of: THE MEGA BIG CASTLE I was stunned!, the castle took up half of the world amap at this point and was so fucking big and detailed Jesus Christ. just having my character automove to that point of the map took like 30 seconds minimum and the load time was so insane that it almost crashed my computer which would've made me had to go through the sutpid fucking games for windows sytem so thank god that didn't happen. when it was done loading the first thing i was greeted with was am ega ass textbox that send "IF YOU DONT TURN BACK YOU WILL DIE!!!!!" i thought that was bullshit and it was because i'm writing this story to you fucktard so icontinued on. it was a typical castle level which was pretty disappointing casue i thoguht i t was gonna be super duper fucking hard (btw there still was tons of blood there) until i got to around the half way point of the map in which it did become that so i was kinda like "damn." at that point there were millions of bullet bills beign thrown at me and the platforming was fuckign worse than reading youtube comments. in spite of all of thath owever i got to the door and was wondering hwo could it be? "would it be a new character??? soembody that i had never heard of before, or would it before somebody i already fought before because the devs are fucking lazy and didn't want to make new sprites" is what i thought while entering the doors to the final boss of THE MEGA BIG CASTLE when i finally got through the doors i got another textbook while everything was super black, it said "I'M WARNING YOU THIS IS YOur final chance TO TUERN BACK OR ELSE YOU WILL DEEPLY REGRET IT, BRENDAN!!!' MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM (CRAZY)!!?!?!?!@@@? chapter 2 part 2 I was both shocked and pissed at this message not only because again it was obviously bullshit and i knew that at most all this game could do was hurt my masturbation ahand, but as well because of the fact that it spelled my name wrong. my real name is not BRENDAN it is BRENDON!!! anyway again in spite of the gay ass message i continued to walk through the hall way until i encountered the final boss, somebody i was not expecting at all: BOWSER!!! "bowser? how bowser? i thought this game didn ot have bowser i thought he was out playing the super mario kart (dorkly reference)"!! <---- how i thouight at the time he then explained to me how he was actually in this game the whole time and that he was actually the original person who palyed the game, the kid of the old faggot that i bought the game from. he told me how life sucked for him so much and that he killed himself so that he could be in the game and play it and be happy forever and that also he was an allegory for depression and mental health and gender dysphoria or some shit idk i didn't mutilate my genitals. i was shocked! but what shocked even more was when he told me that this entire time i was helping him with getting revengeo n all the people that he hated in real life! he mentioend how that one time i killed e. gadd was actually me triggering a sequence of events that then quickly led to the old guy that sold me the killing get cut in half and dying!!! i couldn't believe it so i quickly got up from my computer and yelled at my legitimently braindead wife to drive me back the yard sale we weer at a few hours ago. when we got there i saw so much blood and guts and gore coming from the door that i immediately broke in using my crowbar and discovered that the pawn shop hag was there sitting in his couch with his head being cut in half! my wife threw up upon seeing this necause she's a dumb bitch. MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM BOOM (DAMNN)!?!!?!?!?!!!!! chapter 2 part 3 what i hwoever noticed about that yard sale guy's corpsew as the fact that on it was an ote: a note so important that it was taped to his body and barely had any blood on it in teh first place. too bad i couldn't read the handwritign! anyway my fucking retardedd wife drove me back to my house that I OWN and i went back to playing SUPER MAIRO BOOM BOOM. the guy that killed himself (lol) told me that he had been waiting two hours for me to come back and that he was so glad to see me so that he could contineu monologuing about how eveyrthing i was doign was actually helpin him get revenge this entire time. he said that kjng wart was his ashole dictator high school principle mr. jefferson who suspended him from school because he caught him masturbating. "king boo???? thatr was my dickwad friend who never wanted to play super mario boom boom for him named lucas!" and rosalina was actually an allegory for my dead mtoehr who died in a car crash who was in prugatory for the longest time but is now in hell because of you *laughs very evilly and menacingly*** hahahahahahah!!!!"' i knew thatr bty this guy who killed himself (his name was andrew btw forgot to terll you wonderful readers that!!!) telling me all this stuff that hewas an evil force that must be killed so i immediately tore the disc off my computer and started smash it into pieces with my crowbar so that he would die forever hahaha! rather than that shutting off the game and computwer however the computer remained on and so too did SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM. he swaid that i was too late to use such primitive methods, he now had control of my compputer and that the only way i could beat him was by playing the game not by using theseo ther methods. i didn't want to listen to this faggot so i instead smased my sledgehammer against the keyboard and mouse and computer because that would surely kill him forever!!!! MY CDOPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM BOOM (THE ALMOST FINALE)!?!?!?!?! chapter 2 part 4 but then his spriit came out of the computer and said "no, you can't do that! can't you see with your own two eyes that i am unstoppable?!?! the only way to truly kill me or even to challenge me is to actually play tyhe game as wlaugii and i would paly as bowesr and maybe defreat me buit you can't because i'm so good at the game" running out of options and very desperate, i decided that i had only one more thing i could do to forever defeat this suicidal soul once and for all: i took my sledgehammer out and hit the hydrogen bomb next to my computer. immediately my entire house exploded, thankfuilly killing my wife and children. in the last moments as that happened thougbh iw as sad because iw as about to die i was also happy because not only did this mena that the suicide guy that haunteda pretrty good game (SWPER MARIO BOOM BOOM) was goign to die but also because it meant that in the process that i was fnally beringing wrld peiace to the entire world and amreica. eventhyally i woke up and was greeted by an amazsing light, it was the amazing light. he told me that everything i was thinking of was a hallucation and that in reality i was the only one to survive the hydrogne bomb due to my titanioum skin that i knew i had but suprresedd in my mind because it was too cool of a thnik that i didn't deserve at the time i got it as a abby but now id eserve to remembver again because i had redeemed myself as a person. i woke up again (this time for real) and i was in a crater instead of in my house because my house had blown up. i woke up and the police were all there and there were medics and they askedm e what happened and i told them there was a spooky ghost in my house who was hautning my copy of SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM but bnow he was dead so they didn't have to worry anymore abotu anythiung. MY COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM WENT BOOM BOOM ( THE NOW FINALE)!?!?!?!? chapter 2 part 5 they then thanked me for my great service and told me that they were glad for such a thing to occur and they that been gettign reports this entire itme about a copy of SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM that wa apparently driving people to suicide and killing hem but due to police incomeptency they were focusing on less important things liek mruder and arson cases. i was then awarded with a abdgeo f honor and was told that i wouldn't have tgo every worry abotu what haqppened with the disc again but none of the cops and police and medical officers could find it in the wreckage. they also couldn't find the bodies of my wife and children which makes me happy because i didn't want to go to soem lame "fun"eral epilogeu:: hello, my name is brendon and it has been four months sincem y incident with the SUPERM MARIO BOOM BOOM cartridge that had a suicidal guy in it. since then i am now in a new house with a new and a new kids and things have been going pretty ygfood.l instead of payign SUPERM ARIO BOOM BOOM i play super mario MEGA BOOM BOOM which is more of a 8/10 instead of 7/10 game and has a good rating and i like it a lot lol. the game is instead of being about walugii it is about wario and instead of having rosalina who i no longerm asturbate to it now has daisy which makes me so very happy to see that be the case but i like jacking off to hern ow! i am so glad the sucidal guy died and everybody else invovled in the story and he will never come back ever because of my very quick and compelx thinkign skills that i had in my back pocket like you the reader shoudl!! THE END the writer (me not brendon or wlauigi but like me the writer); or maybe it didn'tr? maybe the copy of SUPER MARIO BOOM BOOM survived the blast??????? thank you fro reading guys!!!!!!!!!! tell em what yuo thought this creepypasta thati iwrote: MYT COPY OF SUPER MARIO BOOM BGOOM WENT BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!