☑ ACTUALLY BEING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA
☑ Making alternate earth great forever
☑ Creating fake news
☑ Ordering pizza without pineapple
☑ Being the Genesis of the alt-right
☑ Outliving Castro
☑ Corrupting communist mascots with glorious capitalism
☑ Laying the groundwork for online harassment and conspiracy
☑ Being Glorious Winged Faggot Extraordinaires
☑ Funding the most diverse game in history, eliminating racism, sexism, and the game/animation/whatever itself from existence
☑ Being associated with white supremacist groups
☑ Speding Christmas with Liru
☑ Actually having fun for Christmas
☑ Destroying the alt-right
☑ Becoming meme warriors
☑ Spreading Toxic gamer culture
☑ Weaponizing nostalgia
☑ Shutting down every woman who tried to even have a forum
☑ Causing Battleborn to flop
☑ Carrying meme associations with the presidential inaugural speech
☑ Making Antifa shoot itself in self defense
☑ Setting a limo on fire
☑ Teaching the right wing to collectively target sponsors
☑ Sending the head mod of /V/ to attack Chia The Beef
☑ Revealing their leader to be grand nazi Jonathan ARYAN Jafari
☑ Shitposting an ethnic minority into existence
☑ Propelling a gay immigrant to international fame and fortune
☑ Winning the Superb Owl 2017 for the white supremacist team
☑ Continuously pretending it was about video games
☑ Turning Pewdiepie into a nazi
☑ Testing their methods to hurt people on video games journalists
☑ Cucking games journalists out of their own safe space
☑ Trying to seduce anon's anime mom
☑ Surprisingly making gaming darkly politicized
☑ Helping Pewdiepie darkly politicize gaming via time travel
☑ Basically running the country now
☑ Forcing Salon to change their stance on pedophiles with their archives
☑ Scaring SETI more than ayy lmaos
☑ Having lots of friends
☑ Making a video detailing their accomplishments
☑ Becoming the ISIS to 4chan's Al Qaeda
☑ Forcing an anon to search for (you)
☑ Impeaching South Korea's President Park
☑ Failing to dox an over-excited gook
☑ Forcing a historian to prioritize shitposts over reporting their dad's corpse
☑ Vandilizing private property with "Strategic Designation #2"
☑ Causing chaos in Hollywood with an acid rainstorm
☑ Ruining the very concept of anime for everyone
☑ Firing a promising staff member from Platinum Games
☑ Making Colin Moriarty say a misogynistic joke and firing him
☑ Giving a white Iranian a date with DMCAstiny
☑ Creating bait that surpassed Metal Benis
☑ Stoing Bioware's checkbook
☑ Making YouTube proud to support the [ERROR: Login to view this content] community
☑ Becoming Linkedredchannitin
☑ Adorning unrelated posts with images of anime boobs
☑ Overwriting reality with a Tropico save-file
☑ Teaching the Russians how it's done
☑ Spending 4 days legally dead for tax reasons
☑ Manipulating reviews to make Yooka-Laylee look as 64-bit as possible
☑ Revealing international culinary secrets
☑ Convincing an anon into becoming a trap
☑ Funding by Russia to cause chaos in the USA
☑ Plotting to invade and take over the fashion world with a new puppet as mascot
☑ Successfully summoning the memeteor, then promptly dispelled it because it wasn't exciting enough
☑ Moving gaming acceptance back decades in the public consciousness
☑ Getting seened in an Oakland drive-by
☑ Having trademarked "hikikomori ginger girls with names based on imageboards"
☑ Employing Russia's help in hacking the ESRB //☑ Employed Russia's help in hacking the NESA Old
☑ Bestowing upon a penguin a penguin-waifu
☑ Catching a glimpse of the evil that is the Korean Education system
☑ Liking their iced cream 'pure aryan'
☑ Hacking a character into ARMS, then leaked it
☑ Having a girl fetish
☑ Killing people at an Ariana Grande concert with a bomb.
☑ Discriminating fantasy from reality
☑ Undoing all the hard work into promoting Far Cry 5
☑ Turning Ren Hoek into a terrorist
☑ Creating Gamergate America
☑ Becoming starmen
☑ Bringing misogyny into E3
☑ Turning Mario Mexican
☑ Preventing beloved VAs from reprising their popular roles
☑ Bringing back unpopular video games like Metroid
☑ Blowing everything up
☑ Exploring new frontiers
☑ Using their playbook to make CNN's blackmail look bad
☑ Ruining the careers of J2E translators by supporting TD
☑ Encouraging Japanese xenophobia 
☑ Fanning the flames of distrust and hatred for a unified world government
☑ The high crimes on Gallifrey
☑ Fighting in the fetish wars
☑ Making the kickstarter box set for Mighty No.9 "better than nothing"
☑ Tempting Eve and initiated the fall of humanity
☑ Getting a two-decade old vaporware game finished and released through sheer buying potential
☑ Harassing Google employees in the name of diversity
☑ The sexist, racist anti-diversity Google Manifesto
☑ Weaponizing penises
☑ Shooting down a police helicopter over Charlotteville
☑ Having been a Russian bot army test run.
☑ Forcing Angela Merkel to play racist games at GamesCom
☑ Overcriticizing Mass Effect: Andromeda
☑ Organising nazi yoga lessons
☑ Fetishizing Skill
☑ Hacking Equifax database to doxx women on a *massive* scale
☑ Making a veteran games journalist look dumber than a pigeon.
☑ Sexualizing the Mombot
☑ Mourning a penguin
☑ Destroying Neogaf
☑ Outing the Neogaf owner as a rapist
☑ Funding catgirl research
☑ Blocking the Chinese Overwatch team from entering America
☑ Partying with Captain Kirk
☑ Making Boogie break his fence under the weight of his own… hubris
☑ Providing gamers with a sense of pride and accomplishment by hurting EA's income
☑ Causing VICE and IGN's toxic sexual harassment culture
☑ The video game comic fanbase headquarters
☑ EXTREME mansplaining
☑ Making Xenoblade 2 a huge win for them
☑ Originating Dungeons & Dragons: Satan's Game
☑ Ending Net Neutrality which ruined the internet FOREVER
☑ Being a criminal conspiracy
☑ Ruining Star Wars
☑ Justifying the widespread, organized assault on women, people of colour and queer & trans folks.
☑ Being a Testcase for Breitbart, Infowars, and the GRU
☑ Becoming serial killers
☑ Making Pewdiepie excited for Rin's feminine penis
☑ Turning an aGG journalist into a domestic terrorist
☑ Being Banned for flagrant Elfposting
☑ Murdering an unrelated person by inventing SWATing
☑ Turning the British Royal Family into shitlords in their spare time
☑ BEING CONFIRMED WORLD LEADERS
☑ Making an ugly ass sweater
☑ Making Logan Paul level up
☑ Giving the Alt-Right an Asian fetish
☑ Being A precursor to the Alt-Right movement
☑ Training a sealion to attack hipsters in San Francisco
☑ Defeating magical pedos in card games
☑ Helping a Korean improve his English Grammar
☑ Making Cathy Newman lose the lobster debate against Jordon Peterson
✓ Destroying 4chan image posting
☑ Possibly having exercised[sic] the evil from NeoGaf
☑ Buying Mombot™ merch
☑ Being caught with weapons of mass destruction by Batwu but framing a GamerGazi mod for the crime
☑ Evolving across industries
☑ Saying that dyed hair is criminal
☑ Playing To Catch a Predator with GGrevolt
☑ "ethics in gamming journalism."
☑ Review bombing Black Panther on Rotten Tomatoes to break it's perfect 100% score
☑ Winning in every sense of the word, as shown by Kingdom Come 
☑ Using the GamerGate Time Machine to inspire a play about trolls, bots, and hactivists
☑ Dis-inviting Anita from Trump's meetings with game industry executives
☑ Causing a 50% decline in viewership for the Oscars in 4 years
☑ Helping contribute to the rise of the alt-right
☑ Making ALL videogames inspire Alt-Right ideology
☑ Turning Reanon into gamergate's grim harvester of souls
☑ The Death by Easy Cheese™
☑ Ordering anon to fuck the feminism out of his female friend
☑ Creating life
☑ Making a hashtag more important that women's lives
☑ Amplifying things through their VENDETTA ENGINE
☑ Oddly weaponizing Ready Play One in the GamerGate Age
☑ Asking one of Dr Wily's Robot Masters to PROM
☑ Winning along with the rest of the twitter nazis
☑ Creating /leftypol/
☑ Bullying the bully hunters
☑ Increasing the bumlock
☑ Nuclear Extortion
☑ Getting Larry Bundy Jr laid
☑ Discovering the secret danger of NO FAP via Chris Chan
☑ Turning the U.S. into a troll nation
☑ Kanye going Gamergate
☑ Kanye making a #GG reference in his next song, which will break the last seal holding back the Apocalypse
☑ Showing racist disgust at ancient Chinese traditions
☑ Indirectly ending the Korean War and Creating World Peace
☑ Two mass murderers and Incel Van of Peace
☑ Continuing to purify "Weapon's Grade Misogyny"
☑ Re-building a destroyed EVA by gathering the seven Dragon Energies
☑ Harassing women in South Korea from doing their "Job"
☑ Tricking Kotaku into supporting GamerGate because Jason Schreier is harassing Zoe Quinn
☑ Claiming that Anita Sarkeesian slept with Nathan Grayson
☑ Infiltrating the royal wedding
☑ Harassing the peaceful kickboxing community
☑ Inspiring Elon Musk to send Gamergate to Mars
☑ Committing incest with anon
☑ Elon Musk being Acidman all along
☑ Spawning Martian human subspecies
☑ Making aGG happy that Total Biscuit died of ass cancer
☑ Elon Musk teaming up with Sonic the Hedgehog to fight Dr Robotnik's robots
☑ #MechAmericaGreatAgain salt
☑ Secretly engineering the entire Skub controversy
☑ Hitting the games industry like an atomic bomb
☑ Roasting a tranny
☑ Turning the Civil Rights Movement into a White Supremacy Movement
☑ Being "about ethics in mass shootings."
☑ Indiscriminately crashing hard drives (via osmosis) with no survivors
☑ Making Chio-chan late for school
☑ The Petro-Masculine-Industrial-Complex
☑ Ruining Star Wars
☑ Being a huge loss for feminists
☑ Connecting Anita Sarkeesian to the 1970s Watergate political corruption scandal
☑ Cancelling Momokun
☑ Getting James Gunn fired
☑ Preventing a new age by maintaining the era of Gamergate
☑ Now being everywhere and everything
☑ Being mauled to death by a rabid kitten
☑ Being industry attack dogs willing to bat for publishers
☑ Promoting racism against the mortally challenged
☑ Refusing to acknowledge that Earth is the melting pot of the Universe
☑ Killing McCain, Madden, and made twin girls all in the same day
☑ Tricking the Russians into hacking Wu's election results
☑ Turning 75% of humanity into unthinking NPCs
☑ Scrapping SJW Marvel's woke robot bootleg version of "Viv" before launch
☑ Turning AcidMan into one of Dr Wily's Robot Masters
☑ Making miscegenation racist
☑ A fake controversy created by lying garden gnomes
☑ Kanye West knowing Gamergate was about "ethics in gaming journalism" all along!
☑ Driving the Kavanaugh and Judge rape train
☑ Creating a cadre of Information Terrorists
☑ Being Like a Hiroshima on all women
☑ Becoming part of the everyday online experience
☑ Making Brazil Great Again
☑ Causing world war bee
☑ Gab's Lolicon Death Squads of Peace
☑ Being Casual clothing lovers
☑ Defeating incumbent Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill for mocking "Ethics in Games Journalism"
☑ Teaching THOTs that Tax Evasion doesn't pay
☑ Unleashing Right Wing Safety Squads across Europe
☑ Crashing the AAA games industry with no survivors (ongoing)
☑ Officially being too acoustic for the Mossad
☑ Accidentally re-starting the French Revolution
☑ Weaponizing Gondolas
☑ Hacking German politicians and media
☑ Playing "To Catch a Predator" with Randy Pickford
☑ Masterminding the destruction of GDQ via the Catfish of Legend: Namazu
☑ Under the light of the Blood Moon; Self-destructing Western Journalism by having some kid smirk at a drumming savage
☑ Just wanting to start a conversation with everyone, everywhere, eternally
☑ Watching Gawker die TWICE
☑ Being guilty of face crimes
☑ When GameStop tried to sell itself; offering $3.50 in in-store credit
☑ Making telling "journalists" to "learn to code" into a hate crime
☑ Teaching the Alt-Right
✅ Then harassing said Alt-Right
☑ Starting in 2011-2012 when 4chan tried to steal Anita Sarkeesian's SSN#
☑ Creating "Boner Culture" which made cis straight male erections the most powerful force on earth
☑ Having a Jewish Mobster 'Take Care' of it
☑ Asking THQ about gaemu which somehow triggered World Wide Web War III
☑ Tricking /cow/ into developing and sharing their fetish for Mark's plump bagel with ResetEra
☑ Triggering GJP3.0 with 57 hitpeices on THQ Nordic's AA
☑ Orchestrating the incel misogynist review backlash against Marvel's Captain Woman
☑ Teaching New Zealand about "White Day"
☑ Radicalizing Spyro the Dragon
☑ Turning Pewdiepie into the Osama Bin Ladin of incels
☑ Being "The nerds and gamers were joined by the proto-storm troopers of the alt-right in a bond that has never been broken"
☑ Having been a trial run for "will the US tolerate fascist behavior"
☑ Exploring new frontiers in sexual harassment via Jelly Bean
☑ Grooming young impressionable politicians into misogynists
☑ Creating and trainid the alt-right to take over the political landscape on a global scale (And succeeded)
☑ Arranging for Sonic the Hedgehog (movie ver.) to get "fixed"
☑ Remaining undefeated for all time
☑ Turning Rage 2 into a Trump-esque attack on game journos https://archive.vn/AcNBz
☑ Joining forces with Amazons