Bondage Songs

Postby 31acujoker » Mon Sep 28, 2015 4:23 am

Hey people, not sure if any of you remember last Christmas we started doing bondage parodies of Christmas carols, well, I had fun with that, and I thought why not see if we can do the same with ordinary songs? :D To kick things off I thought I'd do an old Aussie favourite, Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, seems appropriate given the title, just so people know "sheila" is Australian slang for a woman:

There's a young Australian damsel struggling, mumbling
And she gets herself up on her knees.
And her captor says to his mates, all gathered around him
He says:

Bind her hands with some tape, mate
Bind her hands with some tape
Oh, she's gonna look great, mate
When you bind her hands with some tape
All together now

(Chorus)
Tie me sheila right down sport
Tie me sheila right down
Tie me sheila right down sport
Tie me sheila right down

Maybe tickle her toes, Joe
Maybe tickle her toes
Don't care if she says no, Joe
Just go on and tickle her toes
All together now

(Chorus)

Pull a scarf through her teeth, Heath
Pull a scarf through her teeth
She's really starting to seethe, Heath
So pull a scarf through her teeth
All together now

(Chorus)

Tie her elbows right back, Jack
Tie her elbows right back
They're seemin' a little bit slack, Jack
So tie her elbows right back
All together now

(Chorus)

Tie her spread on the bed, Fred
Tie her spread to the bed!
So we had her nice and tied, Clyde
And bugger knows what happened next!
All together now

Tie me sheila right down, sport
Tie me sheila right down
Tie me sheila right down, sport
Tie me sheila right down!
"A thing is not beautiful because it lasts"
- The Vision

Re: Bondage Songs

Postby mikeybound » Tue Sep 29, 2015 2:23 pm

Who could forget Chains from Nick Jonas?