Well, I got a PM too, but I preferred this one significantly to the other, so this is the one I did

I started by getting all my equipment ready. Then I stripped off until I was naked and considered how best to work on my door frame. As I said, I don't have eyebolts, but I instead closed and locked my door, trapping rope in at the hinges and around the outside where it had been before I'd closed it. I tested the rope and it seemed strong enough, so I figured that was good enough to go.
I checked how far I thought I could reach with my hands tied to where I'd stuck the rope, and decided to tie the key to a rope hanging from the top of the door and in front of my face instead - I'd be able to pull it up towards me, but it would be very hard and take quite a while

Then I wrapped string around my balls half a dozen times and measured it out to my table, before adding a partially-full waterbottle to it (but leaving it ont he table for now). I stuck the clothes pins on myself and the clamps on my ears (which hurt like crazy, but my nipples were glad to not be tortured for once

) then ballgagged myself and taped over it. Finally, I went to the table and let the water bottle hang, which pulled on my balls just enough. I went back to the door and tied my legs easily and my first arm easily, then a little bit of wriggling managed to get my second tied. So there I stood, ballgagged, spreadeagled against my doorframe, covered in pegs and with my balls pulled forward towards the weight off the table! I stayed there for a little under an hour (roughly) struggling, then managed to get hold of the key and free myself. Great dare!
I realise a lot of people (125+ views!) probably didn't post because they wondered if they'd get anything back - I hope I've proven they will

Anyway, I should be able to do another tie in a little under a fortnight. Please send in ideas for how you want me to tie myself, and I'll report back
