My cousin Mike (13 years old) was staying at my place for a few days.
That day my parents were going to visit my aunt (she had just gave birth) for the weekend, I, for the other side was going to Ted’s house (I would be back at 9 or 10 pm), so Mike stayed alone at my place.
At Ted’s house we were fooling around until, searching through his old stuff he found a pair of toy guns (that look quite real), after checking the guns (we used to use them to play games like cowboys, etc.), I had an idea.
-Hey… you know, my cousin Mike is alone at my house- I said
-Yeah, so…?- asked Ted
-Well, I’m not sure if it was a good idea leaving a 13 year old kid alone, you see, maybe, a pair of robbers can enter the house…
Ted got my indirect and smile, soon we made a plan to play a little prank on Mike.
30 minutes later, we were outside my house caring the guns, a pair of masks, and a bag with some ropes and duct tape.
-Since Mike will recognize your voice it’s better if I’m the only one who speak- whispered Ted as we wait for the perfect moment to strike, soon it came: we saw the kitchen light on, that meant that Mike was on the kitchen, quietly, we enter through the front door (I used my key) and take positions, a few minutes later, Mike came out of the kitchen.
-Don’t move!- yelled Ted pointing him with the gun as I grabbed him from behind and hand-gagged him, Mike didn’t have time to react, he just raised his hands
-Now… take off your clothes- said Ted, it took Mike (and me) by surprise but he complied, slowly and shyly he started taking off his t-shirt
-Hurry up I don’t want to see a strip dance!- shouted Ted, finally, Mike strip down to his underwear.
-Now, be a good boy and tie your legs… and be sure that the knots are tight!- said Ted, still scared, Mike tied his legs together, then we made him hop to my parents’ bedroom; there Ted told him to lie on the bed and proceed to tie his hands together on is back, finally, Ted grabbed a few strips of duct tape and used them to gag and blindfold my cousin.
-Don’t move- he told him- or you’ll regret it!
Downstairs we started laughing and making fun of my cousin, after making some noise (so he would believe that we were searching the house) we sat down to watch TV
-Why did you make him strip?- I asked Ted after a while
-You’ll see- he said smiling, then he indicated me to follow him upstairs.
Mike was just as we left him; Ted indicated me to be silent and approached to my cousin
-No that my partner is busy downstairs…- he whispered on Mike’s ear (Mike gave a little jump when he heard Ted)-…let’s have some fun!
Then he rolled Mike over and started caressing his chest going down to his stomach and finally (to Mike’s horror) he attempted to pull down Mike’s boxers but stopped without revealing too much.
-Not yet… - he whispered (Mike was visibly scared by this point), he rolled Mike to his belly and continued caressing his back, poor Mike could only moaned as I used all my strength to not burst into laughs, finally Ted stopped.
-You are so hot!- he told to my cousin-…I’m not done with you yet
Then he started searching through my mom’s jewel box for a while before going downstairs with me.
One downstairs, we burst into laugh, finally, in order to kept Mike tied up all night, Ted called his parents and told them that he was going to stay at my place for the night, then we started fooling around, watching TV and making some noises (so Mike would think the “robbers†were still in the house), finally, we went to my room to sleep not before checking that Mike was “okayâ€, I notice that he was sweating (although I bet it wasn’t because of the heat), at my room, we laugh again and went to sleep (yeah, I was such a wonderful cousin!).
The next morning, we decided to finish the prank, I got change and went downstairs, opened and closed the front door before announcing my arrival.
-Mike!- I called him trying to act innocent- Mike!- I went to my parents’ room…
-Oh my god, Mike!- I yelled, when my cousin recognize my voice he started squirming and moaning, I ran and took off the blindfold
-What happened?
-Mhhppp!
-Who did this to you?
-Mhhpp!
-Are you okay?
-MHHPPP!
Finally I took off his gag
-Robbers…- he muttered- they tied me up and almost rape me!- he said, still afraid, suddenly Ted enter the room holding the gun and wearing the mask
-Don’t move!- he shouted, for a second I thought Mike was going to pee himself, I raised my hands pretending to be scared, finally, Ted took off the mask and the two of us started laughing at Mike; it took him a few seconds to understand what was going on
-I’ll kill you! You (a lot of bad words)!- he shouted when he finally realized what was going on.
-Hi Mike!- said Ted
-When I get out off this I’ll kill you!- he shouted struggling like a mad
-You know something, I think he’s too nosy- I said, Ted agreed with me and regagged my cousin with more tape, nevertheless, he kept struggling and yelling through his gag so eventually we decided to hogtie him.
-Well Mickey, see you later- I said as he continued struggling
-MHHPPP!- he yelled as we leaved him and went downstairs.
About two hours later we came back, by this time Mike had clamed down and was lying on the bed grunting.
-Are you going to continue yelling?- I asked him, she shook his head so we took off the gag and untied him
-You don’t know how much I hate you- he told us once he was free
-Really? But I love you!- I said- you are my favorite cousin!- I gave him a bear hug
-Get away form me freak!- he shouted (he was still mad at us)
-You shouldn’t say that!- I told him as I grabbed his arms and pulled them to his back
-I’m sorry!- he said when he saw Ted picking up the ropes
-I’m sorry what?- I asked him
-‘m sorry sir- he said rolling his eyes
-Continue…
-I’m sorry for calling you “freakâ€, I’m just a little stupid boy, sir!- he said
-Good- I told him as I released his arms
-Uh… who was the gay who tired to rape me?- he asked changing the subject, I smiled and pointed towards Ted
-Yeah… it was me- said Ted a little bit ashamed
-So… am I really hot?- said Mike
-Oh yeah, you’re so hot that I could rape you right now!- he said pinching Mike to the bed (sometimes, Ted’s sense of humor can be quite creepy).
-He scares me!- Mike shouted while pushing Ted away from him
-He scares me to- I told him, the three off us laughed
Mike went to take a shower while we made breakfast; finally he joined us at the kitchen.
We spend a relatively quiet day after that.