## Laws

Post by Jay Feely » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:34 pm

Dumb laws?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

### Re: Laws

Post by xtc » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:28 am

The UK "Dangerous Dogs" Act. There is no such thing as a dangerous breed of dog any more than there is a fast car. There are merely bad owners and dreadful drivers.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
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Post by mikeybound » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:16 am

Stand your ground. If idiots like Zimmerman could go and shoot someone like that, you could get away with murder. Then again, the law basically mean "murder is the best solution!"

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Post by skybird137 » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:28 am

Don't forget the weird laws, like:
Murphy's Laws,
Sod's Laws, and
Coles-laws...
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### Re: Laws

Post by xtc » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:09 am

Coles-laws Huh?
Good try!
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
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### Re: Laws

Post by Kyle » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:06 pm

I'm just going to list a few of the more bizarre ones I know from the United States.
States first:
Maine and South Carolina require all adult males to be armed at church in case of Indian attacks.
Oklahoma- Whale hunting is illegal. For those of you who aren't Americans and don't know the American states very well, look up Oklahoma on a map and you'll understand.
Alabama- Women, by law, will keep all property they owned before marriage in the case of a divorce. The same does not apply to men. Isn't this how most divorces work anyway? Alabama is just being up front about it.
Michigan- A wife's hair legally belongs to her husband, and she cannot get it cut without his permission. Payback for the Alabama law?
Virginia- It is illegal to tickle women. Sorry tickle fans.
Cities next:
Memphis- It is illegal for frogs to croak after 11 p.m. Nice to see Memphis cracking down on those criminals.
Cleveland- A hunting license is required to catch mice.
Atlanta- It's illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
Seattle- It's illegal to carry a concealed weapon that's longer than 6 feet. I think you've left "concealed' territory with something that long.