the phantom cat (M/F)

Postby viking » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:17 am

alright so i finally got a few days off from work and decided to get done with my next story before i start working again at thursday.
it all started during easter last year. the politicans of norway wanted to do an experiment to make students more motivated for school and hopefully get some better results from the school. the theory was that instead of having the usual winter vacation sometime during february or mars and then have 3 weeks with school before an easter vacation they would see what happened if they just put the 2 of them togheter and instead of two short brakes give us the longest easter vacation ever.
they only wanted to test it in some specific areas to see if it was any result and of course they chosen the part where i lived.

oddbjørn and i decided to use the opportunity to make a video and post on youtube before he went home to he's parents who lived about 2 hours away from town. and decided to make a slapstick. we went trough a lot more editing than usual but it was one of our better videos in the end. anyway after oddbjørn had left to visit he's parents i did some editing took a brake and played nintendo wii, edited again, took another brake and the day kept going that way. after a while when i was playing guitar hero i heard the door bell ring and had a feeling i knew who was coming. i heard someone speak upstairs including some familiar kids voices saying "where is uncle?" followed by my mom saying "he's in the basement". next i heard footsteps and noticed the cat awakening curiously about who that could be (may she rest in peace). i just went for another song on GH and just as the song started i saw two heads sneaking in trough the door. "good morning" i said even tough it was 4 pm. they came in and watched me finnish losing the game before i went upstairs to say hello to the rest of them.

after eating a little and talking with everyone i went back downstairs to edit some more on my video. it didn't take long before my niece and nephew came back as well to see what i was up to. "what are you doing?" my niece said. she was 11 by then while nephew was 5 but would turn 6 in the summer sometime. i told them about my videocreation and all the videos i used to make with my friends and so on. she appeared to find it cool and wondered if i could make a movie with her as well.
my nephew by the other hand was more interested in xbox 360 and the nintendo wii standing next to the tv and wondered if he could play something.

the days went on and a lot happened during it. suddenly the day came when big bro and company was leaving but not before 7 pm. my nephew wanted to visit he's cousin who lived with my sister somewhere else in town. my niece by the other hand didn't have any interest in going somewhere else just to watch a 5 year old and a 3 year old boy play around. so she stayed in our house instead. after a while i came to remember her request for making a video as well.
"say, do you want to make that video now?" she put away her pencil and the paper she was drawing on and followed me to the basement where we sat down in front of my computer to write a manuscript.
i figured since it was her video she should decide what would happen and would see what was possible and come up with some funny parts as well.
she looked at the lazy old cat in the couch and said "how about having jazz in it" (believe it or not, that was actually the cat's name. if it had been up to me she would probably be named hairball or named up after a disney character. but i was not the one who made the name and she ended up with jazz). i didn't see any problem with it but we still didn't have any plot.
"okay, so what should the cat do?" i asked and my niece started to really think "can you make it look like she has super powers?". i went trough the effect list and said "well i can make her shoot lasers out of her eyes". after a lot of thinking my niece finnaly said "what if we say that you are the bad guy who's kidnapping me and then she can rescue me". i just could'nt believe it was that easy, i had tried to find a perfectly good reason to tie her up all this time and suddenly she suggest that i kidnap her for the sake of the movie. "okey then... so what if say that i sneak behind you while you are playing on your nintedo ds for the start, then i tie you up to this chair and start playing on it myself. you scream for help and the cat kills me with her super powers and rescue you." she agreed with it and then i suddenly noticed she haven't dressed her self that mutch yet, she was only wearing some tights and a thin woolen sweater that you usually wear underneath your outside winter clouthing. we had just been outside so she had only pulled off her outer clothes and havent cared to get on some regular clothes yet. i was planning on maybe adding this video to youtube as well if she agreed to and i figured after i've seen a couple of videos out there already and the comments they have that there was no way i would ad a video on a website where anyone could see it witch contained my own 11 year old niece wearing that kind of clothing. after all it was some kind of underwear.

i told her that i would go into the garage and find some ropes and see if i had anything so i could look more like a burglar, meanwhile she had to go upstairs and find some other clothes she could wear or at least get a skirt above her tights.
i went to the garage and there was no problem at all finding a rope. at first i found some old green ones but they where really short and i didn't want to use a lot of time to tie a buntch of ropes together. besides they felt a little itchy and was a big chance for making ropeburns and i didn't know exactly what she would change into so there was a big risk for tieing the ropes to her bare skin.
i also found a long and thick brown rope that was perfect but smelled like oil. the only thing left then was this really long blue rope that my dad actually planned for replacing the rope that we used to pull in our boat. i could use that cause as long i just put it back in place there was no problem at all. but it was really long and it would take a lot of time to use all that rope just to tie up someone. but i had to just go for it since there was a chance that the brown one added a icky gasoline smell to her clothes.

i came back in and started to look around for some bad guy mask or something and get the camera ready. i ended up wearing grey field pants, a black t-shirt with the jackass logo, a white and green cap that said SNB and a scarf in front of my face with motive from the old west southern state with that eagle thing. i'm not really an expert at american history all i know is that it had something to do with the civil war and some president doing something. after a few minutes my niece came back and good thing i didn't go for the itchy ropes. she was still wearing black tights that covered her feets as well and was wearing a black knee lenght skirt above it. but now she was only wearing a black t-shirt with some purple flower decoration on it so if i had used that ropes she would definitly have rope marks afterwards, and she had shoulder length light brown hair. she noticed the really long rope and said "are you gonna tie me up with all that rope?" and seemed a little shocked. "it was either that or an even worse one" i made her sit in a blue chair and said she just should pretend that she was playing on her DS and we would sound effects later. she did and i started the camera.

i placed the camera in a wiew so it could see mee sneaking in trough the door and turned the camera back to the first angle. i sneaked up behind her grabbed her mouth with one arm and used my otherr arm to hold her body. i made a little laughter and told her to keep it quiet.
i then told her to put away her DS and sit back in the computer chair since it would be easier to tie her into small chair than the one she was using.
i told her to just relax while i positioned the camera and started to record (if you feel that the ropes are getting too tight then let me know" she found it okey and i started to whind the rope around her and the chair first. at once i started she started to laugh a little, appeared to be because she thought to mutch about the cat going to shoot me with lasers. "try not to laugh, youre supposed to be kidnapped remember. think about something different." i tied knot behind the chair and started to wound the ropes around her and the chair 3 times and then started to wrap it around just her 12 times. next i took her wrist and tied it to the chair arm, i led the rope behind the chair and started doing the same with her other wrist.
next i continued to wrap the rope around her upper body and the chair 2 more times and went for her legs. i tied the rope around her legs 3 rounds and tied it off at the bottom of the chair. still having some ropes left i had it go two more times around her upper body and then had the rest of it go around her and the chairseat. "can you get out?" i asked her "nope".

we got back into the acting and i started with an evil laughter and pointed at her as she pretended she was a little angry.
then i took the camera for some close up screen and told her to struggle against it. she struggled a lot to suddenly one of the parts holding her wrist to the chair arm loosened up. "oops, nah whatever just pretend your arm still are stuck" i said noticing that the ropes where still around her wrist. next she shouted for help but not to loud of course since my parents and her parents where upstairs. then i put the camera in a different position again and pretended to be the bad guy playing on her DS as she sayd "hey, leave that alone it's mine." and "i can't believe he's playing on a girls DS" or "if i only could get loose so i could beat you up".
now it was time for the phantom cat to arrive. i focused the camera on the cat for a short while and then had my niece asking her for help. again sat the camera in focus on me and said "a cat? like that's gonna help you MOHAHA!" again i adjusted the camera on jazz and focused on her eyes for the effect i would add later. then i pretended to get really shocked and removed my cap and scarf. i went a short trip to the bathroom and added water in my hair to make it snat up a little and seem like i was sweating too. i also went for the fireplace and had some ashes in my face. then i stept up in front of the camera again pretended to die.

i had the cat looking at my niece for a little so i could make it look like she burned off the ropes and loosened the knots hholding her to the chair so she could free herself in a way that looked like she was breaking out thanks to the super power of the cat. i adjusted the camera once again to me laying dead on the floor and had my niece kick me in the stomach and then she went cuddling the cat.

while the video was transfering to my computer we played some guitar hero and my sister came by with her fiance an the rest of the kids. then we started to direct the video and i showed my niece the laser effects, and god damn she got herself a good laugh. meanwhile we where directing my brother who also is her dad came to see the video we made. he too got a good laugh by the laser effect and started to wonder how i did that. "what, didn't you know? the cat actually has super powers" he laughed and then said something that was really dissapointing "okey, but you are not allowed to add this on youtube or anywhere else"...

i did not say mutch but i think about every norwegian courses stroke trough my head including every english, german, spannish, swedish, finnish and some old scandinavian language called lapp that i knew the courses from.
"alright then" i said without doing mutch more.

suddenly my nephew showed up to play wii sports, but then he saw our video project and said "can i be part of a video too?"
to be concluded...
Once a scout, always a perverted pyromaniac with a fetish for knives and duct tape

Re: the phantom cat (M/F)

Postby viking » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:22 am

PART 2:

it took a while but here is finally the rest of the story in case anyone wanted to read it.
so my nephew wanted to make a video too suddenly, and we sat back to plan a new manuscript. since we only had a few hours left before they would head back home we just had to come up with something quick. it was'nt that long since disney channel had started with phineus and ferb witch both my nephew and niece were big fan of, so they wanted to make something similar.

after 15 minutes of thinking we ended up with a manuscript where my niece was an agent called zelda and shortened with agent z. i was doctor tullius mongolad witch is a little complicated to translate since "tull" is norwegian for fooling and "mongo" is norwegian for retard and we just added some random letters behind to make it sound like a name. so basicly i was called foolious retardling. my nephew was a big fan of video games like i already mentioned so he kept saying he wanted to be diddy kong.
we were about to start when suddenly they'r mother came and told my niece she would have to take a shower and change into some clean clothes before they left.

when she was in the shower i looked up some equipments for the video. i was still wearing most of the same clothes that i already had but unbuttoned my cooking jacket from school to make it look like a scientists jacket. then i added a pair of 3D glasses and a fake beard i made out of tape. as i starting to look really stupid my niece got back from the shower and was now wearing jeans and a purple sweater. my nephew had short cut hair wit the same color as me and was wearing a green sweater and black woolen pants or something like that.

so we started acting and the first scene was agent z receiving her mission from the boss who also was my nephew (he got two roles since we had a lack of actors) the boss appeared on the tv screen and gave her the mission. next up was me going bananas on diddy for just sleeping and disturbing the work with hes snoring, and then talking to myself about why even got a monkey in the first place with a retarted voice as possible.
next up agent z coming to stop me. for this part we had figured that would capture agent z and tell about my evil plan. originally we thought that i would capture her in a different way than tieing her up this time since we already made a video where she got tied up. but with the lack of time i just had to use a rope once again because we would never make it if we would create a different trap.

this time i used a shorter green rope since now she was wearing a sweater unlike last time. i made a lasso out of it and threw it at her, but when i started to pull the other end of the rope so the lasso would thighten around her we got a little issue. it was another knot on the rope so the loop end would'nt pull in. i tried not to course in front of the kids as i tried to fix the knot and my niece started to giggle a little about it.

when i was done i pulled the rope again and got back to the acting. giving a stupid evil laughter as possible while i pushed my niece in a chair and started to wound the ropes around her pinning her arms to her body.
the rope went around her 5 times in total, not mutch but enough to let people see she was captured by the bad guy even though i bet she could escape all on her own in less than 20 seconds if she wanted to.
we got to the part where the bad guy usually talk about the evil plan they have. the day after when they had gone i made a flashback by myself for that part, but right then there was no time at all.
during the flashback we get to know that the doctor has a brother who just got guitar hero and doctor foolious retardling got jealous at hes brother and stole the plastic guitar controller so he could summon the devil with it.

next shot was me complaining about the monkey again witch would interupt the flashback later in the movie, then i grabbed a guitar hero controller started to play shout at the devil by Mötley Crüe. meanwhile agent z would have diddy the monkey to start realesing her. doctor foolious retardling kept playing and summoned a lot of stuff but not the devil, instead a shoe would hit him. i pretended to be really confused as my niece was sneaking up behind me and kicked me in the ass. we had it look like she beat the crap out of me and i started to act really pissed off. once again i tried to summon something and later i added a dynamite falling down from nowhere that would go boom. agent z runned out with diddy and next scene i had my nephew put on a hat and a jacket so he could be the boss instead. agent z starts to explain the situation as i shaked the camera to make it look like everything else was shaking around them.

the rest of the movie was now just the directing and the flashback. easter was soon over and my brother and the rest would leave again. i'm still not allowed to add any of the videos i made with them today either or share them with anyone else because my brother is worried some pervert might download them and do something with it.
but all in all the videos did actually turn out pretty good. i know theye sound ridiculous right now but if you saw them yourself it would be a lot different.

later.
Once a scout, always a perverted pyromaniac with a fetish for knives and duct tape