Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby lonewolfandfriends » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:39 pm

I'm a liar, a cheater, and an idiot-in a word, a poser. I'm not really Percy and I'm not really 23, nor ever attended Stanford.

I'm really a seventh grader who is 13 who lives in southern California, and the girl Natalie does exist, and I love her, but she doesn't know it, and this is just a fantasy of us two. I'm sorry. No more lies from now on-I swear.

But you probably already guessed something like that.

Lonewolf.

P.S. Oh an and booklover, I think that you're hot. :oops:

And Zanev, if you want to, you may delete all of my posts or do whatever you want with my account, just please-don't delete it-I wanna start over new.
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Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby HITPOOANDRUN » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:41 pm

...OKAY! No more lies from me either. :(

I'm not really HIT POO AND RUN. I'm really HIT,POO AND RUN. D:

It's all a matter of bad interpritation!
http://hitpooandrun.deviantart.com/

I write stories on Deviantart. :)

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby xtc » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:54 pm

Alright, while we’re telling the truth:
• I am not Xavier Tarquin Cholmondley
• I am not the Professor of Vernacular English at the University of the South Coast

What do you mean: you already know?

I am in fact the Emperor of China. Bet you didn’t know that.

中国皇帝
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby ManRandomThe » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:57 pm

Okay, the real MRT isn't some loveable, equestrian-obssesed oaf named John from Arizona...rather I am a sentinet Saguaro Cactus who managed to get some cable hooked up around his patch of the desert.

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby Chase Ricks » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:28 pm

Oh I can't resist. The real Chase Ricks is just an average nerd living in Idaho Falls who has no actual imagination and everything I ever wrote about myself has been a complete lie and I never created any original rp characters here on Tugs.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

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Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:27 am

Chase Ricks wrote:Oh I can't resist. The real Chase Ricks is just an average nerd living in Idaho Falls who has no actual imagination and everything I ever wrote about myself has been a complete lie and I never created any original rp characters here on Tugs.

Now THAT I can believe!!! :twisted:
As for me... well, my name really isn't Jason Toddman. :geek:
...
So what do you want for nothing? True Confessions? :P
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby fabolous1024 » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:09 pm

Wow, how pathetic. No one was really fooled (although, some probably were to be honest...)

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby lonewolfandfriends » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:09 pm

I'm being serious!

And fabolous, I know.

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:29 pm

lonewolfandfriends wrote:I'm being serious!

And fabolous, I know.

So am I. My name really ISN'T Jason Toddman. But I'm not telling anyone what my real name actually IS.
And my stories may be just a teeny bit embellished here and there... but not as much as most people here probably think.
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby zanev » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:28 pm

Jason Toddman wrote:
lonewolfandfriends wrote:I'm being serious!

And fabolous, I know.

So am I. My name really ISN'T Jason Toddman. But I'm not telling anyone what my real name actually IS.
And my stories may be just a teeny bit embellished here and there... but not as much as most people here probably think.

We all know your real name is Bubba
I close my eyes, Inis Mona
And reminisce of those palmy days
I moon o'er you, Inis Mona
As long as I breathe
I'll call you my home

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby xtc » Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:00 am

lonewolfandfriends wrote:I'm being serious!



So am I. Well, except for the bit about being the Emperor of China . . . . . . I was deposed last week.

从前的中国皇帝
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby Jason Toddman » Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:04 am

zanev wrote:We all know your real name is Bubba

No, but I DID know someone with that name - or, rather, a nickname. But he wasn't a hulking football player type like the name suggests.
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby Chris12 » Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:21 am

xtc wrote:
lonewolfandfriends wrote:I'm being serious!



So am I. Well, except for the bit about being the Emperor of China . . . . . . I was deposed last week.

从前的中国皇帝


By me :big:

Now who said you could take a break? get back to work slave! :spank; :spank; Yup, i kept you around after desposing you :twisted:

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby xtc » Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:16 am

There you are. That proves I was telling the truth.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby TUfriend » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:42 pm

lonewolfandfriends wrote:P.S. Oh an and booklover, I think that you're hot. :oops:

o.O
How could you think she's hot if you've never seen her.
Aaany way... As forgiveness is better than anger, I forgive you. Besides, if you are only 13, that makes a lot more sense. Although, with all these coming out stories on this thread, it makes me want to say something, but there isn't much people don't know...

I'm GAY!
Heil Toddman, the Wonderful Wizard of Odd
I'm a nerd with a dangerous side.

See my most recent TRUE story, "SPL Initiation", here.

Read my most recent FICTIONAL story, "The Birth of a Whovian", here

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby Jason Toddman » Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:28 pm

TUfriend wrote:
lonewolfandfriends wrote:
I'm GAY!

Makes me wish I were 40 years younger.
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby NemesisPrime » Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:54 am

It shouldn't be much of a surprise to anyone who reads my posts but...

I'm GAY!

and Jason, after reading your stories I wish you were 22 or 24 so you could have tied me up! ^_^
Everyone speaks in multiple languages...But gag talk is universal and a sock in your mouth is the perfect translator!

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby TUfriend » Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:45 pm

Jason Toddman wrote:
TUfriend wrote:
lonewolfandfriends wrote:
I'm GAY!

Makes me wish I were 40 years younger.


If only I was born 40 years earlier
Heil Toddman, the Wonderful Wizard of Odd
I'm a nerd with a dangerous side.

See my most recent TRUE story, "SPL Initiation", here.

Read my most recent FICTIONAL story, "The Birth of a Whovian", here

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:30 pm

TUfriend wrote:If only I was born 40 years earlier

Perhaps that WOULD have been better. To be honest with you, I'm darned glad I grew up when I did. Everyone at the time seemed to think the 1960s were a tumultuous era - and perhaps they were compared to the 1950s. But seeing the way this country has been going to the dogs since 9-11 I think the 1960's were a hell of a lot more tranquil to grow up in than the 21st century! If anything, I sometimes wish I could have been born twenty years sooner, so that more of my life could have been spent in a simpler, quieter, and - *I* think - happier era instead of the tumultuous times we're facing. But I may just be romanticizing,and I certainly wouldn't have traded my cousins, my friends... and my dog... for anything.
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby bookl0ver » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:54 pm

I'M REALLY A BEAUTIFUL VEELA (HP) AND I'M BFFS WITH HERMIONE GRANGER!
DIRECTIONER FOR LIFE!
NIALL HORAN'S FUTURE WIFE

Also addicted to slash. ^,^

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby Jason Toddman » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:31 pm

No need to shout, BL; we can hear you. :D
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby TUfriend » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:01 pm

As well as Niall's future wife, which, btw, is illegal in the US. Ifont know about Britain consent laws.
Heil Toddman, the Wonderful Wizard of Odd
I'm a nerd with a dangerous side.

See my most recent TRUE story, "SPL Initiation", here.

Read my most recent FICTIONAL story, "The Birth of a Whovian", here

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby bookl0ver » Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:48 am

LOl no one actually believes i'm gonna marry the guy do they? I've never met him! Just a nice little daydream.
DIRECTIONER FOR LIFE!
NIALL HORAN'S FUTURE WIFE

Also addicted to slash. ^,^

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby TUfriend » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:17 pm

I'm poking fun at you. It's all in jest. Anyway, Louis is cuter.
Heil Toddman, the Wonderful Wizard of Odd
I'm a nerd with a dangerous side.

See my most recent TRUE story, "SPL Initiation", here.

Read my most recent FICTIONAL story, "The Birth of a Whovian", here

Re: Alright...Here is the REAL truth

Postby bookl0ver » Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:05 pm

Nah Louis is hotter but I prerfer cuties. Teenage bliss is cuties with nice accents.
DIRECTIONER FOR LIFE!
NIALL HORAN'S FUTURE WIFE

Also addicted to slash. ^,^