Dann432432 wrote:Tell her STraight up, if She Seprates, say Fuck her.
Somehow I doubt that was the kind of advice he had in mind. Well telling her is an option, somehow I doubt her not liking it is a good reason to break up.
You could always go the route of have some duct tape lying around, watch a corny kidnap movie, make jokes about it until she challenges you to try it yourself. OR try tying her up, "jokingly" some time and see what happens.
Finally got out of that small town, I now live in Toronto. Anyone nearby feel free to hit me up.