Santa!!!!!! REAL OR NOT!!!!!

Postby captonben » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:10 pm

Is Santa real OR NOT

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Postby fabolous1024 » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:48 pm

Sure he is. I saw him at the mall getting drunk with some elves.

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Postby lonewolfandfriends » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:31 pm

fabolous1024 wrote:Sure he is. I saw him at the mall getting drunk with some elves.


Please don't critic these things.

http://www.thelivingmoon.com/41pegasus/ ... _Real.html

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Postby Chase Ricks » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:22 am

Lonewolf enough with the conspiracy theories already. You must really enjoy being paranoid. Santa is real and his name is Kenny Rogers. Enough said. Merry Christmas.
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Postby lonewolfandfriends » Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:42 am

Shane Bikman wrote:Lonewolf enough with the conspiracy theories already. You must really enjoy being paranoid. Santa is real and his name is Kenny Rogers. Enough said. Merry Christmas.


I never said I believed the article. the flying mushrooms are something I can't believe. Now good day.

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Postby Reidy » Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:15 pm

Of course he is. I can't believe anyone would question it.

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Postby xtc » Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:26 pm

Reidy wrote:Of course he is. I can't believe anyone would question it.



I'm with you.
Ignore the humorless, they simply won't get any Christmas presents.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Postby TUfriend » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:09 pm

My English teacher ruined it for me. We were learning about myths and she said, "I'm sure you're all old enough to know Santa's a myth too." I freaked out because I honestly thought he was real up until that point. So blame her.
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Postby TiedDiana » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:27 pm

It would depend on your definition of 'real'

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Postby sarobah » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:30 pm

Lonewolf wrote:http://www.thelivingmoon.com/41pegasus/02files/Proof_that_Santa_Claus_is_Real.html

To quote that website: “This Article is partly tongue in cheek...”
Really? Only “partly”?
I guess that’s tongue in cheek as well... which could ultimately lead to an infinite regression of tongues in cheeks.
(And yes, this comment is made with tongue in cheek.)
Words, like Nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.

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Postby sarobah » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:32 pm

TUfriend wrote:My English teacher ruined it for me. We were learning about myths and she said, "I'm sure you're all old enough to know Santa's a myth too." I freaked out because I honestly thought he was real up until that point. So blame her.

High school teachers can be really mean.
Words, like Nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.

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Postby xtc » Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:07 pm

Like it!
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Postby Kyle » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:28 pm

Of course Santa's real. He's at the mall every year.

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Postby bzzart » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:29 pm

Instant proof!
This is where I'm supposed to put a signature. Hooray.

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Postby truly_trussed » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:51 pm

Greg Lake (of Emerson, Lake & Palmer) believes in Father Christmas, so that is good enough for me!

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Postby MissTieMeUp » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:35 pm

santa's creepy haha sorry but a strange old man (at least looking) inviting kids to sit on his lap and he hugs & touches them? any other day of the year and he'd be arrested lol whatever it's my 2 cents :D
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Postby trak82 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:56 pm

santa is real......but he doesnt live at north pole or wearing red clothes.......Saint Nicholas lived at Myra, Demre, part of modern-day Turkey in 4.th century. .... he helped poor people....he bacame legend then a christian figure at europe folklore....

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Postby xtc » Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:44 am

Please stop confusing the issue with facts!
For the truth, please see my story:./viewtopic.php?f=32&t=11886
And don't forget, the Elves are getting restless!

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Postby Kyle » Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:58 pm

Santa is real, but unfortunately he recently drowned when his house sank into the Arctic Ocean because global warming melted the ice at the North Pole.

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Postby Jason Toddman » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:52 am

I suppose this is safer than asking if GOD is real.
This is like a riddle I made up when I was younger:
Which of the following does not belong in this list:
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, God, the Tooth Fairy, or the Great Pumpkin.

Answer: The Great Pumpkin; no one ever believed he really existed.
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Postby DMC13 » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:48 pm

Are you guys all, like, 8?
Everyone knows santa is the parents.
P.S. Not to offend, but @Jason Toddman, i'm an atheist.
I don't care.

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Postby Jason Toddman » Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:39 pm

delorean225 wrote: P.S. Not to offend, but @Jason Toddman, i'm an atheist.

Soooooo.... why would that offend me? Or did you miss the real point of that joke? :geek:
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Postby xtc » Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:42 am

At least all the while I'm eight, I stand a chance of a visit from Father Christmas.
Unfortunately, Delorean225, you do not!
Xavier
(age nearly 8¾)
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Postby Kyle » Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:42 pm

delorean225 wrote:Are you guys all, like, 8?
Everyone knows santa is the parents.
P.S. Not to offend, but @Jason Toddman, i'm an atheist.


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Postby TUfriend » Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:19 pm

If you dont believe in Santa, you probably got coal all your life. Think about it, how would you like it if someone didn't think you existed. Be respectful of someone's feelings, believe in Santa.
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Postby Jason Toddman » Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:06 pm

Going by that logic, I'd have to greatly amend my feelings about God.
The worst Santa will do to someone who is naughty is put coal in their stocking.
I hear God is rather more harsh with people He considers bad!!! :worried:
Like... sending them to the Land Down Under - and I don't mean the one where Sarobah lives either! :twisted:
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

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Postby DMC13 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:46 pm

Again, I'm an atheist.
I don't care.

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Postby BetsykB » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:50 am

Of course Santa's real. Malls everywhere lied to me if not :P

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Postby Nuclearo » Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:01 pm

I'm Jewish.

Also I like being agnostic about some stuff. Since I don't believe in selfless human beings, though, I'll have to assume he's got an ulterior motive.
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Postby cloud » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:29 pm

I voted yes...I get a present of him every year.... (p.s. its my Grandad, good old grandparents trying to keep the sprite alive in the young adults at Christmas...)
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