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The sun rose across over the peaceful Mushroom Kingdom which prepared itself for its daily routine. The toads went out of their beds to open their shops, they pulled their vegetables straight out of the ground, jumped at the sign of their own shadow a few times and went out to look for coins scattered across the kingdom
BOOM!
And there was, of course the daily invasion and subsequent kidnapping at Princess peach's castle. An airship had appeared above the castle and fired its canons, the Toad guards had fled at the first sign of trouble, King Bower's flag now adorned the castle towers and the Mario brothers would be called to sort things out eventually.
Those few toads brave enough to come close to the wrecked throne room could hear a childish, high pitched laugh laughing at them all.
''HA-HA! HA! HA! HAHA-HA! HA-HA-HAHA-HAHAHA!'' Balancing on his rubber ball, Bowser's clownish son Lemmy Koopa cheerfully made fun of the Toad captives they just made. Lemmy was the smallest koopa one could imagine with an orange shield on his back and a rainbow colored mohawk and ponytail. At the moment his tongue was sticking out of his mouth and he made all sort of weird faces.
''Ha! losers! security here is more easy to avoid then kicking a baby and stealing its candy!'' Next to Lemmy was his younger but bigger brother Larry, the bratty as well as sneaky runt of the Koopalings. Larry stood taller them Lemmy but was still a bit of a runt. His mowhawk was blue and his grin sported two baby fangs coming through. In the Koopaling's hand was a role of tape of which he tore off three parts.
Those three parts were meant for their captives sitting tied together on the floor before them. The captives were the yellow Toad Ivan, the blue Toad Berry and the Toad...just named Toad who was one of Mario's oldest companions. The mushroom boys had been bound back to back, each of them whimpering and at the brink of having an...accident, not an uncommon trait among the toads.
A grinning Larry walked towards them with the tape in hand.
''N-noompphh! mphhh!'' Ivan's shriek was cut off as Larry plastered the tape on his mouth.
''L-leave us away y-you villain's!'' a shaking Berry said before having his mouth taped as well.
''M-mario w-will come y-you know!'' Toad reminded the two koopalings ''A-and we all know how that ends''
''We have that lame plumber eat dirt this time!'' Lemmy pouted. His laugh had quickly dropped as he recalled his many, many defeats.
''grrrr Not fair! not fair! he never fights fair!'' The short tempered Larry got a rage attack and stamped on the ground ''We'l beat Mario! we'l BEAT HIM! and your NOT supposed to talk back toady!'' He forced the tape on Toad's mouth much harder then necessary. Larry of course also reached into the Toad's pockets to relieve them of their coins.
'''Mphhh mphh Mamphho'' now all the three Toads could do was whimper in fright.
''Hehehe high five bro!'' Lemmy giggled again as he admired their handiwork ''You'l share those with me right?''
''Of course not'' Larry grinned
''Meanie!'' Lemmy pouted ''mmm....am i the only one hearing that?'' He could hear something resembling a yet-pack as well as a high pitched shriek
I STILL HAVE FURRY! The koopalings jumped up in surprise as this loud scream, double so when part of the ceiling got blown up.
''Hey its that Fawful weirdo!'' Lemmy said amazed at seeing their old ''friend''
Ridicules as it sounded the figure that entered was a...bean. Fawful was a bean wearing a red coat and round glasses that covered his mad eyes. On his head was the Vacuum Helmet a helmet part canon, part jet-pack and part vacuum cleaner...of doom.
''Yes! I it is! Cackletta's the great's most best pupil then villain of own game now pupil again who is named Fawful! i am here, laughing at you'' Fawful delivered his introduction in the broken Engrish he was known and loved for ''And stated as I have Furry! (Note: Any grammer issue from him isn't on me! He's speaking Engrish

''jokes on you Fawfie!'' Lemmy giggled
''Yeah wrong place buddy! Mario aint here and your gonna wait in line when he does! we'l fry him first!'' Larrry declared
''Silly children are silly!'' Fawfull giggled 'Die the mustaches will but today not! It is you...i have come for''
''Oh...geeh that's nice of you...maybe'' Lemmy said ''But''
''We don't take interns'' Larry smirked ''And king dad doesn't like you sooooo no deal...unless you pay us...lots of coins''
''INTERN!? I HAVE VILLAIN DIPLOMA! ALSO FURRY! Fawful yelled ''Teachers not but prisoners you will be of the great Fawful! The salad of lady Cackletta's return has since long been made and will be served alongside the meat of villain civil war! Your kidnapping will be the dessert of an evil meal and i will be the evil bill the waiters will pester you into actually paying...of doom''
''The heck's he's saying! i don't understaaaaand!'' Lemmy whined not understanding Fawful's needlessly complicated food metaphor.
''Beats me! all he did is make me hungry'' Larry complained ''Restaurant robbing when we are done here?''
''Yay! food!'' Lemmy cheered. The Koopalings didn't take Fawful very seriously untill
''I have fury! Fawful yelled ''If oppose me you do then you are idiot of foolishness!'' The bean bombarded the brothers with canon shots
''Ha-ha! bomb's beat canon fire!'' Lemmy laughed as he took out several bomb's shaped like his beloved rubber balls to blow up the shots in their track ''And away you go!'' He then shot his giant rubber ball at Fawful.
''Bah! Fink rat!'' Fawful blurted out some nonsense ''Now it is the turn of you!'' The vacuum helmet started living up to his name as it blew a wind that shot the ball straight back at Lemmy
''Waaaaa! not fair!'' The little Koopa cried
''Now for Combo time!'' Fawful and his functional helmet turned to the bound Toads.
'MMPPPHHHHH!'' The their horror the Toads were sucked up by Fawful's helmet 'AAAAMPPHHHHHH!'' Then shot out towards Lemmy.
''Sniff...sniff waaaaaa!'' The crying Lemmy was defeated by this. His small frame couldn't support the weight of three people, no matter how small impacting him at this speed.
''Ha! loser! I can't wait to tell king dad about you losing the that loon!'' Larry laughed not at all sympathetic to his big brother's defeat For some reason Larry's cheek flustered red as he took his weapon, a large ninja star and used a ninjutsu attack to create two clones ''Hehe Oh i do hope Pom Pom is stalking me'' he giggled. His dad had this ''Hot'' ninja Koopa girl in his service who Larry fancied and took sneaking lessons from. This fighting style was the result.
The Teenage ninja turtle leaped forward. One of his clone's going for a frontal assault while the real Larry naturally went for a sneak attack on Fawful
Fawful deflected the incoming ninja stars by letting them hit his helmet ''Ha! have your readiness for this!'' The bean turned around rapidly as he shot his canon shots which allowed him to hit both Larry and his three clones.
''NOOOO! CHEATEEEEER!'' Larry screamed as he dropped down defeated as well. The bratty boy kicked and screamed around in frustration
''A WINNER IS ME!'' Fawful cheered ''Yay!'''
''Boo!'' The Koopalings replied less enthusiastic
''Told you i did that you were being fools of idiocy'' Fawful giggled ''Now meet the mustard of your doom! His Vacuum helmet sucked the brothers up ''Now to Cackletta i will go because i succeeded because i am me! EEYAHAHAHA!''
''Stuck....no room'' Larry complained as both boys were kept in the VERY limited amount of space that was Fawful's helmet.
''This...ouchies!...Larry.....fat!'' Lemmy whined. On his own the small Koopaling would have fitted perfectly in this thing.
''EEYAHAHAHAHA! Airship here come I!'' To the Toad's relief Fawful left them completely unharmed
''HMPPHHH!'' Or not! After he flew away Fawful dropped a bomb omb next to the Toad which exploded in three....two....
''MPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!'' One

When the Mario brothers rushed in to save the day they found the crying, pitch black and very upset but otherwise unharmed Toads.
And so it were the Koopalings who found themselves kidnapped for a change. Perhaps this would make them learn a lesson about kidnapping people being bad. It most certainly would not.
Lemmy and Larry found themselves bound back to back below the decks of their own now hijacked airships! Large clothes had been tied over the boys mouthed as a gag. Each one of the sore loser boys reacted differently.
''WAAAAMPPHHHHHH HMPPHHH KIMPHHH DAMPPHHHHY! WAAAAMPPHHH!'' The childish Lemmy wept and bawled loudly. Not out of fear though, this kind of was his usual reaction to setbacks.
''MPPHHH! MOMPHOMPH! MUMPHH KILMPPHH! NRHPH! KILLLLMPPHHHHH!'' And Larry was suffering from a severe rage attack, screaming and kicking all around him....Lemmy included.
The boy's loud reactions to their fate were nothing compared to Fawful's insane laughter as he took them away. Next destination....the Bean Bean Kingdom.
Peach castle wasn't the only castle to face a crisis. A mere day after the Koopaling attack Bowsers castle was in an uproar.
''Beans....your saying Dark land is overrun by beans!'' On the throne sat a baffled Bowser. The king of the Koopa's and assorted nasties. At his side sat his favorite son Bowser JR
''A-and assorted nasties! b-but yes-that seems to be the case sire..hehe....eh...a bad day perhaps?'' Kamek trembled. As the next person of the Koopa totem pole this looked very poorly on his resume. Of course Bowser would never think of taking blame for anything bad happening to his kingdom.
''Oh great! now i wil be known as the king of losers getting defeated by beans!'' Bowser complained ''My fist will hit the bean that is your brain if you don't fix this before people learn of this'' Bowser warned
''The bean of my....'' Kamek said confused
''I'm saying your dumb!'' The king of dumbness roared ''Now out with you and fix this before i roast you!''
''Your nastiness! your nastiness!'' Bowsers other adviser and Kameks female counterpart Kammy limped in ''Huff...huff...huff...came as fast as...back...hurts'' Her old bones couldn't really handle the speedy phase bower demanded, all the more after he snapped her flying broom ''A letter just came for you your nastiness''
''Bah! the king of evil does not read letters! read!'' Bowser demanded. Of course he himself could not read.
''Eh....right'' Kammy gulped and put up a ridiculously offensive Italian accent ''Itsa me! Mario! I gotta your sons! If you wanta them back you must leave the princess alone'' A picture was including of the bawling Lemmy and the Furious Larry.
The whole castle shook by Bowsers roar.
''I...i have laundry to do!'' Kammy yelped and limped away. She was helped on her way by a mild case of ''fireball hitting face'' which blasted her out of the room
''ROOOOOAAAAAR! MARIOOOO!'' Bowser roared
''Ha-ha! told ya they were worthless! i say another decade more of grounding will show them'' JR giggled ''Eeeek! s-sorry papa!'' he yelped as Bowser shot a terrifying death glare his direction.
''Kamek! prepare all airship! Kammy! prepare your spells! JR prepare all you got! to! kill! that! PLUMMER!'' Sure Bowser had grounded the Koopalings for more then a decade, sure he called the notion of them being his children ''so last gen'' and yeah he did tell that Moa...mito? fellow to say he disowned them all but their were his sons! And everyone who harmed them got a big Koopa pummeling heading his way!.
And so the king of evil was tricked into flying to the Mushroom kingdom for vengeance....to the opposite direction of his sons location.