## Marriage Purgatory

Post by Chase Ricks » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:32 am

A long time ago I once created a rp forum in Milestones with the basis being how would members who hated each other act together here on this site if married. The results back then were very nice but few were enemies though. However there is a lot more chaos here and so the time is right for this place to be created.
Rules
1) No matter how mad you get, you cannot kill the officiator me or whoever I decide best suits you rivalwise as your new partner. In some instances multiple partners might be forced on one member instead if I am feeling extremely nasty. To stay single, simply do not get mad at other members anywhere on this site.
2) This forum will not be locked unless I am banned first.
3) Partners can put their respective other in any bondage they can dream of that is lawful on this site and only they can release them too.
4) No divorces allowed!
5) The forum creator is immune to getting married here, even under duress!
Let the chaos begin!
Last edited by Chase Ricks on Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:01 pm, edited 2 times in total.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by Chase Ricks » Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:08 am

Wedding bells fill the air as I address the two couples now before me. Dearly beloved in the eyes of this site, we are here to witness the marriage of Reaper to Jay and bookl0ver to Lonewolf. If there are any here besides the named who believe doing so will cause the site no heartache please step forward now and state why they should remain single.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:46 am

I agree but let's all hope that book lover doesn't catch wind of this.

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:26 am

oi who gace you my permisson shane? Lonewolfs taken and i ain't ever getting married.
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### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by Chase Ricks » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:05 am

No one needed to grant me permission like I put in the rules in the first post. That just makes things more evil. Well since no one has said why it is bad for you two on here only to be married I now pronounce you both man and wife. You are both bond in forever in the marital bondage vows of love and hate forever.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by GentleDom » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:58 am

Hmm And what if i chose to stand and object to the wedding dear Shane? I stand tall and proud willing to voice that the wedding should be off!
I am one with the rope! I am the politest Dom, I always ask whats your limit, and if your willing,
If you would like to break them ^.^ *bows* A Gentle Dom, one who still can do it quite well ;D
at your service, and you will be at mine ^.^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by Chase Ricks » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:03 am

Well then it depends on how you have found offense to this rp forum and what you do to stop me according to the rules I have posted here. For me though, I get upset at such an unexpected disproval and have you captured with a random member here you have argued with in the site and marry you both together.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by Chris12 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:33 am

Well i don't have anyone that hates me here (i think)

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:55 pm

> GentleDom wrote:Hmm And what if i chose to stand and object to the wedding dear Shane? I stand tall and proud willing to voice that the wedding should be off!

i stand proud and tall too.
but rejecting what ui said.

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:01 pm

I stand tall saying i don't wanna marry lonewolf!
no offence percy
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Also addicted to slash. ^,^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:37 pm

i dont really care i say as i put cholorform rag over ur mouthy silencing u.

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:40 pm

WTF dude? i wake up and start savegly beating you
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Also addicted to slash. ^,^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:08 pm

Owwwww!!!!!!!!

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:10 pm

lol shudnt have chlorofomed me! and i shave all your hair off
DIRECTIONER FOR LIFE!
NIALL HORAN'S FUTURE WIFE
Also addicted to slash. ^,^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:19 pm

Why do. U want tO kill my hair ??

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:28 pm

cos its probaly ur best feautre
DIRECTIONER FOR LIFE!
NIALL HORAN'S FUTURE WIFE
Also addicted to slash. ^,^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by GentleDom » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:38 pm

well u being in a violent rampage is bad booklover, so i grab you, pin you down with chloroform til u sleep, then tie you up in a strict hogtie with a ballgag remembering to tape up your fingers so u cant pick ur own knots >:D
I am one with the rope! I am the politest Dom, I always ask whats your limit, and if your willing,
If you would like to break them ^.^ *bows* A Gentle Dom, one who still can do it quite well ;D
at your service, and you will be at mine ^.^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:43 pm

how come i always end up being tied? no fair "MPPHH!"
DIRECTIONER FOR LIFE!
NIALL HORAN'S FUTURE WIFE
Also addicted to slash. ^,^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:44 pm

Yay!

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:50 pm

seriously fellas not cool. I wriggle and mpph and manage to plant my booted foot in lonewolfs bollox
DIRECTIONER FOR LIFE!
NIALL HORAN'S FUTURE WIFE
Also addicted to slash. ^,^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:51 pm

Bullox??

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:52 pm

bollox. i dunno how to spell it i'm 11 cut me some slack man
DIRECTIONER FOR LIFE!
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Also addicted to slash. ^,^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:55 pm

Do u mean bullocks??

> bookl0ver wrote:bollox. i dunno how to spell it i'm 11 cut me some slack man

Says the girl with the colorful vocabulary!!

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:59 pm

colorful vocabulary as i may have don't mean i can spell all that's in my vocabulary
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Also addicted to slash. ^,^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:01 pm

Ok

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:03 pm

use my flase nail and scratch my self free b4 scratching one of ur eyes out like a cat shaving ur hair off so ur completely bald and hogtie and ring gag u drop you off at Natalies saying this bastard cheated on u he's a bigamist. (get outta that one wolfie)
DIRECTIONER FOR LIFE!
NIALL HORAN'S FUTURE WIFE
Also addicted to slash. ^,^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:51 pm

I hang my head in shame as I've now lost.

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:02 pm

And i run back to the uk laughing my head off
DIRECTIONER FOR LIFE!
NIALL HORAN'S FUTURE WIFE
Also addicted to slash. ^,^

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:45 pm

And I just cry.

### Re: Marriage Purgatory

Post by bookl0ver » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:46 pm

ever heard usher's oh my god? listen to that line baby how you do that make a grown man cry thats the best bit making grown men cry
DIRECTIONER FOR LIFE!
NIALL HORAN'S FUTURE WIFE
Also addicted to slash. ^,^