What is a Seme?
Well a Seme is a term used quite a lot in fan-fictions. It comes from the slash part of fan-fiction that being male on male related stories with romance. Things like House/Wilson (House MD) Holmes/Watson (Sherlock Holmes) things like that. The seme being the first slash character, the one in control, wears the pants in the relationship.
What is an Uke?
Well Ukes come from the same basis as Semes, other than they're the bitches, the ones who the seme controls if you follow me. i.e. in the example given Wilson would be houses uke and watson would be holmes' uke
So what does this have to do with TUG?
An easy answer my friend. Every TUG that has ever happened with just two people is a Seme & Uke moment. The person who ties being the Seme and the person tied being an uke.
Okay so are you going somewhere with this? Or are you just going to blabber on about a fan-girls dictionary?
I am getting somewhere actually. Infact yesterday 14/10/2010 (dd/mm/yyyy) Just happened to be the birthday of one of mine and my boy friends favourite anime characters Sawada Tsunayoshi from the anime Katekyo Hitman REBORN! (He's the guy to your right on my profile icon) Anyway we decided we would go out and spend the day in a unique way to celebate this glorious day (which really means nothing causes anime characters never seem to age)
"So John do you have any ideas on what we can do?" He asked me at 8:30 in the morning. "I have no idea, what would we not d, so that we can do it to make it unique?" I told him, thinking we could come up with a list of things, but unfortunately all of our ideas were pants. After about an hour we got a phone call asking us to go to Metro Centre (a huge shopping centre), then to Newcastle and then return to our local park and chillax for the rest of the day, so lots of time spent and lots of diffeent places, surrounded by lots of different people. We'd been on the site fanfiction.net beforehand on which we read many slash-fics, we then got into a huge conversation about out of me and him who semes and who's the uke. Well it's pretty damned obvious i'm the uke, he always has control, he says, i do. I'm the one who cuddles up to him while he puts his arm around me. We know where we stand. With that acknowledged he got a glare in his eye "I know what we can do! Do you have a plain with shirt?" he asked. I nodded and just went to get it, no questions (I am an uke afterall) "Alright now go put your skinnies on and take that shirt off" he told me, i left him to get changed. He had a black marker in hand and began writing on the shirt. When I returned he looked up to me and complemented how cute I looked topless in my skinnies, then showed me his work. At the bottom of the shirt he had wrote 'If found please return to ...Tom (his name and address)'
I looked at him and asked what was the purpose of it to which he told me, "Today, you're going to show how much of an uke you are! Just like Tsuna" I thought fair enough, be myself, easy done. He then ran dwnstairs and within seconds returned with a roll of duct tape... I stepped back and put my hands up "Whoa there, what's with the tape?" I knew where it was going and what it would be used for, I was against it because we had to go out. Expecting him to have just a quick TUG moment, but no, he had other plans. He turned me around and pulled my hands behind my back, pinning my wrists together then encircling them with tape, he wrapped it around about five times so my hands were firmly bound. He then did another layer, this time including my belt which he then put around my waist, cunningly so I couldn't move them from that position. I was just about to ask what he was doing, but he put a peice of tape over my mouth, then took him marker and wrote 'Hands off, property of Tom' he put the lid back on the pen and kissed me on the cheek. "There you go, my little uke" he said as a smile came upon his face. He left the room again and went downstairs. I had some sort of chain rattling, then his dog started barking. He came back into the room and forced me ntoo my knees. With me down he wapped a collar around my neck, which he had taken off the dog, then attatched his dgs leash to it. It was only about a meter long so I couldn't be able to wander if he held it.
He looked at the clock and said "we better get a move on if we want to meet the others in time". I paniced 'wait, like this i thought' but I couldn't exactly fight it, i was all his. He dragged me onto my feet then sat me down on his bed, slowly caressing my feet he romved each sock, they were clean on so he didn't bother with the usual shoving them in my face. He took my shoes and placed them both on my feet, slipping them only like the prince does in cinderella. He dragged me down stairs as i passed the kitchen i tried to shout thankyou for letting me stay the night, but all i came out with was mumbles. She looked at us and shrugged as if it weren't strange at all.
As we walked through the streets of the area he lived in we got many strange looks, but he didn't care, i was no longer a boy friend, i was a possesion, like a flashy new car that he wanted to show off. I wasn't too happy about it, but like i said, i was powerless to do anything otherwise. Eventually we got to the bus stop, where some little kid sat and prodded me for 5 minutes while we waited. To my advantage I got on the bus for free, because the driver made a joke about dogs iding for nothing, as longs as i sat on toms lap, which i ended up doing. When we met our friends they did nothing but mock me, and torture me and so on, which lasted for a good hour. In the metro centre I was laughed at so much, it was beyond embarrasment. I was beginning to get angry aswell, but giving somene else full control was my mistake. We decided KFC was for dinner, which Tom removed the tape from over my mouth but said if i spoke he'd beat me. So i kept my mouth shut. He sat and fed me, that's when the terrible thing happened my uncle appeared and noticed me and my position. I should of known he'd be there, him being one of the managers he had to be there. Which was bad because he ended up revealing to my grand dad and dad that I was gay, which they didn't take too lightly.
We had enough of the metro centre so went t leave, that's when even more trouble struck, my stupidly long shoe laces got caught in the escalator and despite my efforts to tell Tom he didn't listen, thinking i was just being arkward. So I had to discard it since he didn't even look, and just dragged me along. My one foot frezing cold as we waited for the bus, then Tom finally realised a shoe was missing, he appologised for not realising i got trapped, without me even telling him, since that was the only time i struggled against him. "Hey, well just to even it out" He took off my other shoe, so i now had two frezing feet. He put the shoes in his bag but he may aswell of thrown it away, one shoe is useless afterall.Since new circumstances had risen we just skipped newcastle and went to the park. He wanted to mingle with the others so he tied the leash to the park bench and left me there. I was alright by myself supprisingly, didn't get mugged or abused or anything like that. So i was happy enoough. By now i was used to the attention I was getting and failed to care about it. Tom returned and we went back to my house. he took my belt off and my pants so I was just in my shirt and boxers, then whilst he played Halo reach i managed to get free of the bonds. A huge red friction burn was on my skin, but it disappeared after a few minutes. I left the tape over my mouth and wrapped my arms around him and gave him a hug. He took the tape off for me and then we made out.
I AM SUCH AN UKE!!!!