My job requires mandatory first aid training with a refresher every three years. On one of the refreshers our class of thirty broke up into groups of four to practice bandaging. In our group was Joanne, the company receptionist, who was a very pretty and well-built woman.
Our last task before lunch was to splint an injured leg by using the other leg. Of course we used Joanne. Unknown to her we used square knots instead of the quick release reef knot that is standard. I would have loved to finish the job by splinting her arms behind her and bandaging her mouth but it was neither the time nor the place.
It was obvious that I was the only TUGger because the other two fellows went to lunch and left her there to untie herself. I would have preferred to just stand by and watch her struggles but knowing that would just be too creepy I helped her out. Needless to say she didn't trust us to bandage her after that.