## A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by ebascoray » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:59 pm

Imagine getting your local newspaper today, and seeing THIS unusual ad in the Classified Ads section, or, perhaps seeing it posted on Craigslist.
Wanted: Volunteer Supervisors for Youth TUGs.
Position Description: Although it may seem hard to believe, there are many, many, youngsters in YOUR community right now who have a desire to play tie-up games, otherwise known as TUGs. And, they want to play these games in a safe, secure, structured environment; they want to play such games as a way of having fun "escape contests." (In fact, probably most young TUGs participants ENJOY the challenge and thrill of trying to escape.)
So, Volunteer TUGs Supervisors are now needed in your area. The role of a Volunteer Supervisor will be to ensure that these games are ALWAYS played in a fair, equitable, safe manner, and, THAT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF AN UNTOWARD NATURE EVER HAPPENS TO THE CONSENSUAL PARTICIPANTS. (All willing, consensual TUGs participants WANT to have a fun, enjoyable experience in their games, and the role of a Volunteer Supervisor is to make sure that everyone IS having fun at all times!) Even though this position is a voluntary, unpaid position, the rewards will be many beyond that of a monetary basis. Volunteers of all ages are needed, including youngsters themselves, and you will need to commit to a maximum of 5 hours each week. Of course, due to the nature of this postion, a thorough background check will be performed on all persons who volunteer for this community-service position before being accepted as a Volunteer. To find out more about this unique volunteer position in your community, please call the following number...
Now then, after reading such a "different" "Help-Wanted" ad, the question remains...Would YOU volunteer for this kind of unique community service? Well, I'll leave that up to your own imagination to decide.....

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by Jason Toddman » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:39 pm

> ebascoray wrote:Now then, after reading such a "different" "Help-Wanted" ad, the question remains...Would YOU volunteer for this kind of unique community service?

In my case, that would be like asking if birds fly or if fish swim! Even if I only supervised and did not direcly participate in any TUGs, I'd still say "Hell, yeah!"
You ought to have made this a poll, thugh I'll bet the results would be pretty one-sided.
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by Jay Feely » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:45 pm

I would volunteer for this. When do I start?
ROFL
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by SamanthaBoundx » Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:00 pm

As fun as it sounds, I think the likelihood of this appearing in a newspaper is incredibly low xD I mean, advertising for someone to tie up children? Its just ASKING to be arrested, no?

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by Jack Smith » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:18 pm

I would definitely supervise, no matter what role I played even if the role didn't do any tying or being tied.

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by fabolous1024 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:44 pm

> SamanthaBoundx wrote:As fun as it sounds, I think the likelihood of this appearing in a newspaper is incredibly low xD I mean, advertising for someone to tie up children? Its just ASKING to be arrested, no?

Agreed. In fact I think the very viewing of this thread has put me on some sort of watch list.

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by ebascoray » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:51 pm

OK, thanks for the comments so far, folks. But, please realize, as you probably all do, that it was purely a work of fiction, fantasy, "tongue-in-cheek", as it were. As I started the thread out, "IMAGINE getting your local newspaper...or seeing it posted on Craigslist." With the emphasis on the word "IMAGINE." Yep, agreed, no one will EVER see such an advertisement posted or printed anywhere! But, just to let the imagination run wild! Again, thanks for your comments so far.

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by Ducttapestar » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:52 pm

I'd be all over it in seconds.

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by BoundTight1 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:48 pm

I would Beg to differ... I've seen things much worst both in Local area papers during my travels and on Craigslist....

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by Jason Toddman » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:20 pm

> BoundTight1 wrote:I would Beg to differ... I've seen things much worst both in Local area papers during my travels and on Craigslist....

Really? I would LOVE to see some examples!
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by BoundTight1 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:33 pm

GAY BULL FOR RENT/SALE = Large gay Male Prostitute For rent or to buy

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by Jason Toddman » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:39 pm

> BoundTight1 wrote:GAY BULL FOR RENT/SALE = Large gay Male Prostitute For rent or to buy

At the risk of my utter naivete showing, how do you know for sure that the part on the left means the part on the right (which I assume was your intepretaion and NOT part of the actual ad)? Some bulls of the bovine persuasion really ARE gay (or at least bi); leastways, I once saw one that didn't seem particularly fussy about whether its partner had udders or not!
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

### Re: A RATHER UNIQUE HELP-WANTED AD

Post by BoundTight1 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:44 pm

> Jason Toddman wrote:

> > BoundTight1 wrote:GAY BULL FOR RENT/SALE = Large gay Male Prostitute For rent or to buy

> At the risk of my utter naivete showing, how do you know for sure that the part on the left means the part on the right (which I assume was your intepretaion and NOT part of the actual ad)? Some bulls of the bovine persuasion really ARE gay (or at least bi); leastways, I once saw one that didn't seem particularly fussy about whether its partner had udders or not!

This was a listing that was then apoligised for by the news paper after someone actually called by curiosity... Found out what the Add meant... That particular Paper no longer has Personals or animals for sale in there clasified section...