## Ropes (with apologies to Joyce Kilmer)

Post by OldTUGger » Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:17 pm

I fear that I could never hope
To truss your body up with rope.
A rope that wraps and holds and binds,
And titillates my kinky mind;
A rope that keeps your hands at bay,
And lets me have my evil way;
A rope that squeezes on your breasts,
And bifurcates your shaven nest;
Where carnal pleasures could occur,
When bound and gagged you truly were.
Alas, these are but foolish hopes,
For I’m all thumbs at knotting ropes.

### Re: Ropes (with apologies to Joyce Kilmer)

Post by sarobah » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:59 pm

TUGs now has its poet laureate.
Words, like Nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.

### Re: Ropes (with apologies to Joyce Kilmer)

Post by xtc » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:18 pm

Shouldn't that be "Poet Lariat"? (Ducks for cover)
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
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### Re: Ropes (with apologies to Joyce Kilmer)

Post by Switcher13 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:59 pm

Excellent piece!