A nymphomaniac, Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And half of her asshole in Dallas.
A nymphomaniac, Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
And you're damn right! I am lewd, crude, rude, and socially unacceptable. And I'm proud of it, too!
I don't apologize for nothing. My friends don't need it, and my enemies won't believe it. They can all go piss up a rope.
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