## The hotel room

Post by lonewolfandfriends » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:27 am

seeing how my first two stories in this saga where quite popular im gonna tell the next part of this saga. here is the link to my last episode containing the link to the one before it.
viewtopic.php?f=12&t=11489
that next week, our plane had just landed and we where in our hotel room, called the crown plaza, in a smaller size town called marlow about an hour to an hour and a half away from london.
it was around noonish there, 12:30 back in california, and i was completely tired, when somehow, and a total surprise to me, natLIE was not. i told her that all i needed was a short nap, then we would meet up with my friends who lived near the hotel, as it was 4 days before we left to see my family, and she was anxious for a look around, but agreed and put up the do not disturb side. it was around 80 degrees farenhieght-ish that day so i decided to call my friends later and took a nap in my boxers, quickly drifting off.
then i woke up to something being inserted into my mouth and my limbs unable to move in an un-comfortable hogtie position, leaving only my stomach on the bed, pulling up my stomach and legs, creating it too be hurtful, and noticing mthrahing, natalie blindfolded me and tied a crotch rope that dug hard into me.
sorry that there wasn't much TUGs in this edition but there'll be more in the next part to come...
TBC

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Post by MrwatAname » Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:55 pm

Nice so far, keep it up

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Post by xtc » Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:07 pm

Does your <shift> work? It's the one with the arrow pointing upwards.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
More by the same author: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=22729

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Post by tyman » Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:53 pm

As much as I enjoy your sense of humor and wit, xtc, you should probably give up this lost cause. lol

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Post by xtc » Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:31 pm

OK, Iâ€™ve had enough.
Iâ€™ll ignore the lack of capitalisation; there are at least 9 omissions. The lack of logical punctuation probably disguises others.
that next week, our plane had just landed and we where (incorrect homophone) in our hotel room, called the crown plaza, (Was your hotel room called the â€œCrown Plazaâ€?) in a smaller (Smaller than what?) size(d) town called marlow about an hour to an hour and a half away from london.(According to the RAC Marlow is less than 50 minutes from London)
it was around noonish there, 12:30 back in california, (Patent rubbish! At least do your research.) and i was completely tired, when somehow, and a total surprise to me, natLIE was not. i told her that all i needed was a short nap, then we would meet up with my friends who lived near the hotel, as it was 4 days before we left to see my family, and she was anxious for a look around, but agreed and put up the do not disturb side(sign). (a run on sentence worthy of Joyce) it was around 80 degrees farenhieght-ish (OK, Iâ€™ll buy that it MIGHT have been 80 degrees even though such temperatures would be freakish in London even with the usual urban â€œbonusâ€; but it would have to be 80 degrees Fahrenheit, not Kelvin or Celsius, there is no â€œishâ€ about it) that day so i decided to call my friends later and took a nap in my boxers, quickly drifting off.
then i woke up to something being inserted into my mouth and my limbs (What was inserted into your limbs?) unable to move in an un-comfortable (I thought random hyphenisation was a British habit but no one would hyphenate â€œuncomfortableâ€.) hogtie position, leaving only my stomach on the bed, pulling up my stomach (????) and legs, creating it too be hurtful, and noticing mthrahing (???), natalie blindfolded me and tied a crotch rope that dug hard into me.
sorry that there wasn't much (?werenâ€™t many?) TUGs in this edition but there'll be more in the next part to come...
Correct punctuation does not require the insertion of unnecessary commas in random positions. Written clauses or lists demand them. A clause always includes a verb. Splitting phrases into sentences aids the comprehensibility of what one writes. Simply checking what you write before posting it would save some of the embarrassment.
OK rant over for now.
Sorry, but you present yourself as a potentilal law student. Should you not be able to present incontovertable arguments? Should you not be able to present basic statements of fact so that they can not be easily be shown to be incorrect? Should you not be able to write basic, comprehensible English. Should you not have more than a basic standard of literacy?
Sorry, Mods. I've just had enough!
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
More by the same author: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=22729

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Post by thegal » Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:52 pm

I agree with xtc but great anyways.
Maybe if you can add ropes into the job description I'll sign up...

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:03 pm

I said 12:30 and it was just hot that day and I forgot to capabilities a few times and one period so what? But sorry anyways.
And I don't take editing time when I'm writing stories like this but when I type book reports I do.
When I say limbs I truly can't defend that
I know what clause and verbs and that other stuff left.
And when it's busy and there's a lot of Traffic it's about an hour-50 minutes I might have exaggerated with the 1 and a 1/2 hours.
I promise for better writing in part 2.
I think I covered all of ur rants.

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Post by linkedin » Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:05 pm

Slightly off topic but lonewolf is that actually you in your profile picture?
-Linkedin

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:10 pm

It looks almost identical to me but it's not me.

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Post by tyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:44 pm

Lonewolf, I will give you $20 if you can prove that you look like Alex Pettyfer AND if you do, I will admit that I was wrong on this post. If I looked like him, I would be putting my picture on my profile and anywhere else I could think of! He's incredibly good looking.

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:55 pm

I know that Tyman and all u others will call me CHIKEN for this but u don't control my life.
My hair looks like him and my body is athletic as his but height wise a bit different

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:56 pm

Oh and I don't for security reasons as my hair and face looks similar

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Post by tyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:07 pm

Too bad and I definitely wouldn't call you a CHIKEN.

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:08 pm

(snicker)
So do u understand finally?

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Post by tyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:17 pm

lol. not at all. I can only guess that you are worried that the paparazzi might stalk you or that you might be kidnapped for your good looks.

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:37 pm

THAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by tyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:48 pm

Sadly, I was joking but I fear that you are not! ha! My offer still stands and you won't even have to post the pic online. You could email it to me. On my honor, I will not re-post it or send it to anyone else. Plus, I will pay up if you prove me wrong. BTW, that's not me on my profile pic either.

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:02 pm

Well it's obvious that urs is a cartoon picture by the look and style drawn.
NO!!!
I'm done fighting!!

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Post by tyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:10 pm

Who's fighting? I have a huge boy crush on Alex Pettyfer and would love to meet anyone that looks remotely like him. Plus it would give you a chance to prove your detractors wrong. It's a win/win situation!

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:16 pm

And how can I be sure that ur safe?

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Post by tyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:17 pm

If a man doesn't honor his word, he is worthless. I haven't lied on this forum nor am I willing to sacrifice my integrity by doing so.

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:20 pm

I wish to not for one, if u live far away how am I gonna get there?
And I am extremely busy in a few months or summer is fine for u to come though.

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Post by tyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:21 pm

where do you live?

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:24 pm

The location on the side bar is obvious as u seem to love to look there.
Stanford

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Post by tyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:26 pm

I am in the states. I have no idea where Stanford College is. There is a Stanford University in California, but I am pretty sure that you are not there.

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:28 pm

Yes I am
U HAVE TO DOUBT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

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Post by tyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:31 pm

lol. No one on this continent would call Stanford University, "Stanford College". It would explain everything if you were in Europe somewhere.

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:35 pm

Europe my but. The name of it is The university of Stanford so. I just said its Stanford university. Someone call the cops.
I'm leaving this topic only returning to finish the story.
Bye

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Post by tyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:40 pm

Wikipedia states:
The Leland Stanford Junior University, commonly referred to as Stanford University or Stanford, is a private research university on an 8,180-acre (3,310 ha) campus located near Palo Alto, California. It is situated in the northwestern Santa Clara Valley on the San Francisco Peninsula, approximately 20 miles (32 km) northwest of San Jose and 37 miles (60 km) southeast of San Francisco.[6] Stanford is widely considered one of the most prestigious and selective universities in the world.[7]
Never once has it been called, "The University of Stanford or Stanford College". I really am sorry.

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Post by lonewolfandfriends » Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:19 pm

And here's want I state: I can say what I want in my way. Einstein didn't call things by the exact name. I guess he is a pier too. Just know this Tyman: u act like a poser who knows everything. But u don't u think u can prove that u can question everyone for everything
Sorry mods for the outburst but I tell only the truth!
Oh and xtc that outburst I urs is believe it or not, helping me become a better writer. Thanks