## Beer

Post by drawscore » Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:28 am

Beer, beer, it's good for your heart,
The more you drink, the more you fart!
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So drink a beer with every meal.
(Even breakfast,)
Drawscore

### Re: Beer

Post by viking » Sat Sep 24, 2016 12:09 pm

Pour a beer for thirsty men,
pour a beer for tired,
because beer is the body's friend and the spirit it inspires,
we'll raise our horns to you,
SKÅL!
Quote by Johan Hegg, lead singer of Amon Amarth
Once a scout, always a perverted pyromaniac with a fetish for knives and duct tape

### Re: Beer

Post by xtc » Sat Sep 24, 2016 12:41 pm

There are many good reasons for drinking
And one has just entered my head:
If a man doesn't drink while he's living,
How the hell can he drink once he's dead?
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
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### Re: Beer

Post by Nexus » Sat Sep 24, 2016 1:44 pm

Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.