Ummm.... Kirby mistakes you for just another thing he eats and tries to gobble you up.
Now what? Do *I* make a wish, or wait for you to make another to get screwed up? And how complex can the wish be?
I'll try this one:
Without changing me or my own life in
any way nor causing harm to anyone, I wish I was the most miserable person on Earth.
I trust you can figure out what the intention of *that* one is (and no it's
not masochism; think about it).

Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...