I have friends who are pioneers. We announce ourselves thusly:
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Pioneers!
We can, we can, we can we can, drink down 'bout 40 beers.
We get drunk and drunk and drunker, and never raise a fuss,
And we don't give a damn for any old man, who don't give a damn for us!
If we should catch a rival up in our hallowed halls,
We'll take him down to headquarters, and amputate his balls,
And let me tell you, fellas, that isn't all we'll do!
We'll stuff his ass with broken glass, and seal it up with glue!
Well, what the hell did you expect from someone who just kicked ass in Poker Stars, Angry Birds, and who has just had two big snifters of 100 proof Southern Comfort?
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