ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby zanev » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:50 pm

Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why can't you buy turkey eggs?
I close my eyes, Inis Mona
And reminisce of those palmy days
I moon o'er you, Inis Mona
As long as I breathe
I'll call you my home

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Appleguy224 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:54 pm

because chicken eggs are better tasting

why is your picture blinking "aids aids aids aids"

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Tied beauty » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:34 pm

because of the loose connection

why do you answer my question?

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby zanev » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:45 pm

cause i have a cold and nothing to do

if your tied up and gagged in the forest and no one is around to hear you suffer, is it still bondage?
I close my eyes, Inis Mona
And reminisce of those palmy days
I moon o'er you, Inis Mona
As long as I breathe
I'll call you my home

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Scottstud94 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:31 pm

The plants will hear you so yes.

Why don't you question my answers?

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jay Feely » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:41 pm

Because I do not feel like it

Why is the sky blue?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby spiderlads322 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:47 pm

Because the eath can't be.

What's his power level?!
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Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby anjell » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:55 am

Its over 9 thousand.
Did you or did you not?
Let's use all the colors.
Dust 'em, Pix!
Yup! That tasted purple!

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Tailsy » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:29 am

To be or not to be
Who? what? and were?
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Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jason Toddman » Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:23 am

Are the 'true-names' of three of the mystical characters in my unpublished X-rated Tugs comics books (some of which I've re-writen in stor fom and posted on this site), except 'were' is actually spelled where. What is a devil (what the devil; get it?), who is an angel, and where is a human boy would became semi-immortal with many powers because of them and is constantly traveling through different dimensions (hence his name).
Why can't anyone else answer even such silly questions in such a sane and logical manner as I? :mrgreen:
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
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Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jay Feely » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:02 am

Because it does not have to be logical hence the name

Why do I feel that my hands are turning into chocolate?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jason Toddman » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:09 am

You ate too many M&M's.
Why is Jay in his natural element in this paticular forum? :twisted:
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jay Feely » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:17 am

Because this is fun

Why do every human have:

8 fingers and 2 thumbs and 10 toes?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jason Toddman » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:03 am

Because the differenceis one in name only; thumbs are considered fingers (giving us 10 fingers) because the big toe is not different enough from the others to have special uses like thumbs do. Without opposable thumbs, people could not grip things very well if at all and our modern technology might never have been developed.
Why is the sun yellow? (I know why, but it's the best question I can think of right now).
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jay Feely » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:38 am

To provide light

Why am I ticklish?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jason Toddman » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:25 am

jay wrote:To provide light

I said yellow, not bright. But what the hell, that is indeed a stupid answer! :lol:
You're ticklish because you are not NOT ticklish! :P
What is the last digit of the value of pi?
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
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Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jay Feely » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:39 am

There is no last digit. It goes on forever and ever

What is the cutest thing?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Scottstud94 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:10 pm

That was a fantastic movie!

In today's modern age of technology, why aren't there Waffle Robots?

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Appleguy224 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:19 pm

probably are if you ask the right people

someone kicks you in the knee in the street, kick back?

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jay Feely » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:40 pm

Yes like a pendulum

Why am I a boy?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby spiderlads322 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:19 pm

Because if so, I would be a boy, and I would HATE IT!

Can anyone guess why I would?
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Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jay Feely » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:55 pm

No, but I think it would ruin your identity

Does sleeping naked improve blood circulation of my body?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Tied beauty » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:31 pm

it depends on the dream.

Why does the "annoying orange" annoy?

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Appleguy224 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:41 pm

because oranges are annoying

if you were forced to change something major about your daily routine, what would it be

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Tied beauty » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:04 pm

stand up one minute later in the morning.

Why is the clock blue?

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Appleguy224 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:07 pm

I honestly have no idea why the clock is blue

is it over 9000?

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby spiderlads322 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:05 pm

NO!

There's no way that can be right, can IT!!!????
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Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jay Feely » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:20 pm

Not really

Why causes my feet to go numb at exactly when I wake up in the morning?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby Jason Toddman » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:04 pm

They don't; you just didn't notice them getting numb as you slept until you woke up. Duh!
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

Re: ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Postby spiderlads322 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:22 pm

Ignore him completely. If that proves eneffective, push him off the side of the ship.

Why shouldn't you divide by 0?
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