I'm a Pioneer

Postby drawscore » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:23 pm

I have friends who are pioneers. We announce ourselves thusly:

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Pioneers!
We can, we can, we can we can, drink down 'bout 40 beers.
We get drunk and drunk and drunker, and never raise a fuss,
And we don't give a damn for any old man, who don't give a damn for us!

If we should catch a rival up in our hallowed halls,
We'll take him down to headquarters, and amputate his balls,
And let me tell you, fellas, that isn't all we'll do!
We'll stuff his ass with broken glass, and seal it up with glue!

Well, what the hell did you expect from someone who just kicked ass in Poker Stars, Angry Birds, and who has just had two big snifters of 100 proof Southern Comfort?

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Re: I'm a Pioneer

Postby vantran » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:19 am

drawscore wrote:I have friends who are pioneers. We announce ourselves thusly:

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Pioneers!
We can, we can, we can we can, drink down 'bout 40 beers.
We get drunk and drunk and drunker, and never raise a fuss,
And we don't give a damn for any old man, who don't give a damn for us!

If we should catch a rival up in our hallowed halls,
We'll take him down to headquarters, and amputate his balls,
And let me tell you, fellas, that isn't all we'll do!
We'll stuff his ass with broken glass, and seal it up with glue!

Well, what the hell did you expect from someone who just kicked ass in Poker Stars, Angry Birds, and who has just had two big snifters of 100 proof Southern Comfort?

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How is this related to this section?

Re: I'm a Pioneer

Postby Tieup1 » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:46 am

I don't care where it was posted, I just find it funny. :) :)

Re: I'm a Pioneer

Postby mistofoleese » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:05 am

drawscore wrote:I have friends who are pioneers. We announce ourselves thusly:

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Pioneers!
We can, we can, we can we can, drink down 'bout 40 beers.
We get drunk and drunk and drunker, and never raise a fuss,
And we don't give a damn for any old man, who don't give a damn for us!

If we should catch a rival up in our hallowed halls,
We'll take him down to headquarters, and amputate his balls,
And let me tell you, fellas, that isn't all we'll do!
We'll stuff his ass with broken glass, and seal it up with glue!

Well, what the hell did you expect from someone who just kicked ass in Poker Stars, Angry Birds, and who has just had two big snifters of 100 proof Southern Comfort?
I HAVE NOT HEARD THAT CADENCE IN YEARS!!!!!!!! THANK YOU DS for bringing back some fond Memories of the OLD SCHOOL US Army BEFORE all the whiners came up with all this Politically Correct BULL

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Re: I'm a Pioneer

Postby vantran » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:45 am

Tieup1 wrote:I don't care where it was posted, I just find it funny. :) :)


So why not post it in the main forum? And how is it funny?

Re: I'm a Pioneer

Postby mistofoleese » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:37 pm

vantran wrote:
Tieup1 wrote:I don't care where it was posted, I just find it funny. :) :)


So why not post it in the main forum? And how is it funny?


Pretty much because this is from a different era if you called this cadence in TODAY's Military SO many people would be Up in arms about it
Years ago a friend down at Fort Bragg handed me this and Ive kept copies on hand ever since Much to the delight of EVERYONE I have ever shown this to
I just checked and its on line so here's the link Its an ARMY form BUT I think all the Mods and Most of all D S will get a HUGE kick out of it !!
http://www.n4lcd.com/hurt-feelings-report.pdf

Had a run in with a Young Lt a year before I retired who said she felt I was being TOO hard on the troops I gave one to her and she started to fill it out before My Battalion CSM walked up asked her what she was doing he took a look at it and started busting up looked at me shook his head handed it back to her and walked away

Re: I'm a Pioneer

Postby drawscore » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:54 pm

http://www.n4lcd.com/hurt-feelings-report.pdf

For some unknown reason, the link does not want to open.

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Re: I'm a Pioneer

Postby xtc » Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:11 pm

Opens for me.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: I'm a Pioneer

Postby mistofoleese » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:03 pm

Same here I had no prob opening it Trust me buddy when you see it you will laugh your ass off !!

Re: I'm a Pioneer

Postby drawscore » Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:26 pm

After swearing at my computer, and reminding it that computer problems can easily be solved with three ounces of C-4, I got it to open.

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Re: I'm a Pioneer

Postby Jason Toddman » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:24 pm

I assume you liked it. Even I liked it, so you should love it.
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