## Servant Limericks

Post by Chase Ricks » Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:53 am

Boundboy got a job as a servant
in a PVC uniform he was stayed
though he could feel the weather
when dusting with the feather
it was well worth what he was being paid
With a careless nudge as he dust
an expense vase was bust
if he was found out
without a doubt
he'd be yelled at, scolded and cussed
But Boundboy came up with a plan
he'd sweep it away with a pan
he'd say it was took
by a vase-napping crook
who left him tied on the divan
He couldn't be expected to clean
if he was bound on the scene
so he sat on the chair
without a care
reading a Teen magazine
As he read time did quite fly
over an hour went by
when the clock chimed
it was past the time
when the master was due to stop by
First to apply a good gag
to clear him of this bad snag
he stuffed his face
with his own socks
then used his own cleaning rag
Now he'd need rope to help edit
his crime that he hoped to discredit
but much to his chagrin
just then the master walked in
now he was going to get it
The Master took his cue to bind him
of his duties he had to remind him
adding a bandana to his chin
he thought he'd begin
with his hands bound tightly behind him
With his servant securely secured
the wings had been clipped on this bird
now he had time
to consider his crime
and what punishments should be endured
He looked up at him with eyes of a doe
stirred him from his head to his toe
his expression was pleading
which was what he was needing
and that's why he could not let him go
Soon he was tied up some more
plunked right down on the floor
a gag made him mute
and tied ankles to boot
if only he'd completed his chore
He shouldn't have done it, he knew
his scheming had bought him this stew
instead of giving his all
by cleaning the hall
he was just giving him a plenty good view
An escape he couldn't devise
his fear he couldn't disguise
his strict employer
was starting to annoy him
staring hungrily at his prize
Before the hearth he was set on his bum
to more ropes he was to succumb
he wished now he could clean
but he was stuck in this scene
waiting for whatever may come
His cleaning supplies he kept near
so he could make it quite clear
he must pay his debts
this is what he gets
for sitting around on his rear
He was in need of a change in position
but the ropes wouldn't grant him permission
the Master wouldn't either
so he'd have no breather
he could only yield his submission
What ill deeds will the Master pursue
what will our poor Boundboy do
as his plot is congealed
all is revealed
in the Naughty Servant Part II
Last edited by Chase Ricks on Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

### Re: Servant Limericks

Post by boundboy » Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:00 pm

hey nice start. continue soon!
This boy is ready to be bound with rope and gags
-boundboy

### Re: Servant Limericks

Post by Chase Ricks » Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:03 pm

PART II
We pick up our poor servant's tale
though at cleaning he surely did fail
as slave he was a master
and so would he cast him
in a role where he could prevail
As if part of a self given dare
he lashed the boy to a chair
by the time he was done
he was rather well spun
with very little rope yet to spare
In addition to a good gag
round his neck was fashioned a tag
to ID his owner
and allow it's donor
a place to pitch his own flag
His cleaning tools were kept in view
so his errors he could review
from Vacuum to duster
he had even more luster
than the furniture he was tied to
Who could resist such a sight
such a lovely domestic tied up tight
all the art on the wall
may as well fall
and the lights never as bright
It was time for a change of scene
on the table he felt like cuisine
as a course, the main
it became plain
he's to cook as well as to clean
As part of his education
of sumptuous gastric preparation
when he's on display
it's true what they say
it's all about the presentation
Though the tape muffles his cries
he speaks volumes just with his eyes
a picture's worth a thousand words
whether seen or heard
creating a clever disguise
To find some sort of closure
he decided it was time to expose him
under the light
he tried with his might
to maintain some sort of composure
He hogtied his servant on the floor
to educate him some more
so he would progress on
his master's first lesson
on better completing his chores
The servant quietly counted his woes
"This is not exactly quid pro quo"
with where he was now
he'd have to learn how
to enjoy the view from below
He encouraged him to attempt
to struggle himself free of the hemp
â€™twas just for his show
and then he did know
this was no longer work as a temp
As he tried his best to break free
he grew warmer by a degree
he removed his shorts
to ease his distress
not to mention what he wanted to see
These days you won't catch the servant napping'
around him he knows rope will be wrapping'
he kind of liked his trial
so once in a while
he'll loaf just to see what will happen
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

### Re: Servant Limericks

Post by xtc » Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:49 pm

Bound Boy's Canadian Mum
Just couldn't sit on her bum.
She searched high and low
But she soon had to go
And she left him there tied up - Ho Hum.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
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### Re: Servant Limericks

Post by Chase Ricks » Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:59 pm

Professor, are you making fun of my poetry here? I do not recall the last time I made fun of any of your writing on this site.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

### Re: Servant Limericks

Post by xtc » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:01 pm

Shane Bikman has set out two tales
Of Bound Boy and his travails.
If I read them aright,
And I read them tonight,
His master's will always prevails.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
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### Re: Servant Limericks

Post by Chase Ricks » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:06 pm

Professor Xavier seems always having fun with tie up game victim
but what happens if someday the tables are turned?
Then will he be able to endure all the torture and mayhem
If they should band together and deliver to him revenge hundredfold?
Some poetry is for public viewing
others but for private exhibition only.
Decide for yourself what yours is
Mine will only go where I see fit.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

### Re: Servant Limericks

Post by xtc » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:26 pm

Shane,
Lighten up!
The first reply was a joke; a suggested possible side aspect.
I thought the second was a reasonable appreciation.
On past experience I should have known better. Oh well, I wonâ€™t bother in future.
And I wonâ€™t continue this argument. Another rerun of a "Cricks v Jason" type argument will simply be tedious for other members.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
More by the same author: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=22729

### Re: Servant Limericks

Post by Chase Ricks » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:30 pm

> xtc wrote:Shane,
> Lighten up!
> The first reply was a joke; a suggested possible side aspect.
> I thought the second was a reasonable appreciation.
> On past experience I should have known better. Oh well, I wonâ€™t bother in future.
> And I wonâ€™t continue this argument. Another rerun of a "Cricks v Jason" type argument will simply be tedious for other members.

No I take back what I said. After all, imitation is the greatest form of flattery and I have no need or want to have more folks here upset with me at all. Go continue your series stories please. I meanwhile have requests piling up as I post this.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.