My brothers and our friends all go swimming on wednesday evenings at the sports centre in Edinburgh.
I've often thought waht fund the following scenarios would be:
1 - Paul is stood upright in the pool (so there's no danger of drowning), with his arms tied to the metal bars of the steps while the rest of us swim.
2 - Paul is laid flat on his back on the diving board, securely tied to it so he can't slip off. we stand on him and dive into the pool from there.
I could write something but it would only ever be fiction! Boo!