## So guess who did something really stupid?....

Post by Vakira » Sun May 11, 2014 11:49 am

So I hope everyone had a nice weekend. Mine was off to a top notch start...
Friday and after another fantastic(!) week in work meant it was time for cocktails, so myself and my friend headed to a bar and it was 2 for 1 so you can imagine how that went.
After a while we attracted the attention of some guys who joined us for a bit. Neither of us were really into them and eventually they left.
My friend said after "That guy was totally flirting with you, why weren't you flirting back?" I ca't flirt.
"I don't know" was my answer. Talking to people doesn't work for me at the best of times. "You should have totally been in there" Totally.
We said our goodbyes and left. As I headed back east, I thought about what my friend had said. Maybe I should just try and engage with a guy in that way. It might me nice.
I thought about it the whole way home and as I got back to my flat, I was all alone. It was still early(ish) so as I stepped into my room, still tipsy from the margaritas, I threw my jacket onto my bed and saw my little bag of tools which contained a few spare cable ties.
Drunk and a little bit mischievous, I figured some self bondage would be fun -- let me tell you briefly, the thing I love about cable ties is the sound of the clicking as they close up around your wrists and then as they tighten to the point you're unable to withdraw. It makes me go weak at the knees. It really does. -- I slipped some sweatbands around my wrists but otherwise, stayed in my work clothes.
I put some music on and began. I tied my feet first, then using my usual technique, tied my hands behind my back. It felt good and it held me tight. I barely started struggling when I saw the cutters on the floor and just stared at them for a moment knowing I could get myself loose at any time I wanted. Then I heard the door to the flat.
My flatmate was home. It was only about 9.30ish so I thought he either could be in for the night or going out again.
The I did something stupid.
I reached the cutters with my feet and kicked them under my wardrobe.
On purpose.
There was now no way for me to cut my bonds. So I called my flatmate.
"Mike? Michael?" I heard him walk up to my door, he knocked and asked "You okay?"
"Can you help me?" I asked. Michael opened my door and poked his head around and saw me lying on my side, hands tied, feet tied, skirt hitched up from sliding on the floor. I have no idea why, but I decided I wanted him to find me like this. Like I was taking my tie up game to the next level by involving an unknowing participant.
He walked over with a perplexed look on his face. As he realised what was happening, he looked even more puzzled.
"What's going on?" He asked. It didn't help that I was smirking (this is me after 4 margaritas). I hadn't planned this so I just lied.
I told him I had met a guy at the bar (which was true) He came back with me (lie) and before we did anything, he said 'let's do something kinky' and tied me up. (lie)
He then said he didn't really fancy me, and left me like this because he thought it would be funny (lie). I told him I was only in this situation because I had been feeling lonely lately since moving to London (that was true).
As Mike looked for some way to get me untied, he was asking lots of questions;
Did he hurt me. Who was this guy. Did he take anything. Did he take the Xbox. (Oh GOD! Not Mike precious XBox!) No, he just left me like this.
The problem with lies is you have to keep track of what you've said in case you get another grilling at some point.
He got a knife from the kitchen and came back to my room. I was struggling to make it all seem more genuine, plus I was actually having fun. I felt evil, like in the best possible way. He saw me sat up trying to get myself out and told me to stop and hold still. I did and he cut my ties. He made no comment about my sweatbands as they clearly did not go with my office wear.
I did my best to deflect his questions, hoping he would just let it go. I think if we had been friends and not just lived together, he would have been more concerned. Still, he spent the best part of an hour scouring the flat to check all his stuff was still there.
As nothing was missing and I had kept reiterating I was fine, Mike dropped the calling the police thing. I just told him I was more embarrassed than anything. Plus he's kind of lazy.
I keep thinking about it now and I don't know if Michael even considered it was self inflicted or if he thinks of me any differently. Seeing as how I never bring guys back. Or talk about bringing guys back. But I did really enjoy the whole experience. It was risky yes, but engaging in a TUG with someone who had no idea they were even IN a TUG just added a whole other dimension that reminded me of my very first experiences. That was something I never thought I could replicate.
Yes it was brief, yes it would have been nice to discover Mike's hidden dominant streak, yes he'll probably go out of his way to avoid the "weird ginger girl" he lives with, but right now, I could not give a FUCK!
I feel awesome!! xxxx

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Post by TLR » Sun May 11, 2014 11:56 am

Oh the tangled web we weave.... when we self-tie and get caught!

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Post by tyme115 » Sun May 11, 2014 2:42 pm

I know the answer, it was you who did something stupid! lol What do I win?

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Post by skybird137 » Sun May 11, 2014 2:59 pm

Well, there have been stories in the news about people who have tied themselves up and pretended that someone else has done it.

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Post by Cpt Wiggles » Mon May 12, 2014 10:46 am

Just wondering, any chance you were drunk when you wrote this?
There's always time for a nice cup of tea.

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Post by Vakira » Mon May 12, 2014 12:52 pm

> Cpt Wiggles wrote:Just wondering, any chance you were drunk when you wrote this?

No, Dad. I was not drunk. xx

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Post by TheWonder » Thu May 15, 2014 4:28 pm

It can really suck if you get caught tied up when the person who caught you doesn't know.
P.S. How many posts do you need to be a Kidnapped rank? PM me.

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Post by Soul_Rebel » Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:10 am

Hi, this story is fun and engaging. Your "decision" to kick the cutters away may not have been as stupid as you think. Maybe one day Mike will get used to it, and help do some of your rigging!
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