God my head was splitting. Light hurt. Noise hurt. The world was spinning. Damn, I had never been this hung over before. It was weird, I never drank at these things. It was against the rules at the catering service I worked for. I needed this job, so there was no reason to screw this up. Picking up my phone I found a text from my boss.
You ever pull another FUCKING stunt like that
your ass is fired!!!!
What the hell? What happened last night? Why couldn't I remember? My phone then died. Damn, I even forgot to charge it. I plugged it in and grabbed my laptop instead. I pulled up my social media feed. Maybe I posted something last night that could help me remember. What I found shocked me. It was a photo someone was sharing on my profile page. It was a photo of me!
https://sta.sh/01zvaoziifyx
I didn't remember that!
The caption read
Kyle gets carried away with his 'date'.
I quickly responded.
Who the hell is that woman? What happened last night?
You don't remember?
NO!!!
We were hired to cater an elderly wealthy couple's anniversary party last night. They were a
nice old couple, good tippers. There daughters were all there. Most of them were stone cold
foxes. Then there was her. I think they called her Tabitha or something like that. She is a
personal trainer. They call her The Amazon of Orlando. I think you can guess why.
Why is she carrying me?!?
Not sure. She just picked you up in the middle of the party and started dancing with you
before walking off with you. I followed her as far as the kitchen but that look told me to
back off.
If anyone else knows what happened after that please tell me!