The Many Specialty Zombie Burritos that will become popular once the Zombie Apocalypse happens. These recipes will be perfect for the zombie who does not want to deal with the hassle of chasing after their meal. It will also be perfect for either the pacifist who still has those same beliefs during the apocalypse, the person that has had enough of the craziness and just wants it to stop, the person who is in a tight spot and has a great friend willing to sacrifice themselves for the other people to live, or the person who is just willing to use another person as bait for whatever reason.
1. Zombie Burrito - Just a straightforward alive human who is in some way turned into a burrito.
A. Bed Sheet/ Fabric Version
B. Sleeping Bag/ Sleep Sack Version
C. Pantyhose/ BodyHose Version
D. Shipping Materials Version
E. 100 Layer Challenge Version
F. Vacuum - Bed Version
G. Household Material Version
H. Rope Version
A. Zombie Breakfast Bed Sheet Burrito
Ingredients/ Supplies -
Prices Courtesy of Target.com, But items will be free During Apocalypse
These Ingredients/ Supplies can be substituted for Fabric as well if there are no bed sheets in your vicinity. Prices May Vary.
Human Price: Zombie Price:
1. 1 Alive Human Free Free
2. 1 Queen Sized Comforter $30-$100+ Free
3. 1 King-Sized Comforter $40-$120+ Free
4. 4 Queen-Sized Flat Sheets $40-$120+ Free
5. 1 Cut-Diagonally
Queen-Sized Fitted Sheet $10-$100+ Free
6. Other Optional Ingredients Depends Free
Directions
Wrap Prep
- First off let’s get the wrap ready to go before we start tying the victim up. The first thing I like to do is to lay the materials out on a flat surface. The materials I like to use are two different sized comforters and another flat sheet. I have found out that a queen size and a king size comforters are the perfect sizes. But preferably you would want one that is roughly the victim’s size and the other one needs to be larger than the victim. The flat sheet should also at least be the size of the victim. The way you want to lay these materials out is to use the comforter that is the size of the victim and lay it out first on the flat surface. Next would come the larger sized comforter on top of the other. And lastly would be the flat sheet, but this should be laid out in the opposite direction of the comforters and should be used at the top half off the flat surface. The flat sheet is going to be used on the arms and up to the neck area.
Inside The Burrito Prep
- Once the wrap has been laid out, it is time to tie up the victim. You will need 3 flat sheets that are of equal or greater size to your victim. I like to use of equal size myself though. And you will need to have cut in half in a diagonal fashion a fitted sheet that is similar in size to the flat sheets. First, we will tie the ankles with a large flat sheet. Then take the remaining sheet and take each end over the middle of the tie in opposite directions to form a cinch. Then once that is completed tie the remaining off.
- Next, you will want to take the other two large flat sheets and tie their arms to their side. The way that works the best is to tie each sheet two different times around the arms and body using as much of the sheet as possible.
Lastly, you will take one-half of the cut up the fitted sheet and will tie the victim’s wrists up. If you are doing this to yourself you will want to prep both the fitted sheets and the flat sheets first for your upper body before you do any actual bondage. Once prep has been completed you should be able to slip your arms in between the flat sheets and your body, and then slip the wrist tie on. Also if you are doing this to yourself, you would want to put a gag on before fully binding your upper body. And for everyone else, this is the simplest way to tie the victim up, so feel free to add any additional ties to the body before you start to wrap the body up.
Creating The Burrito - Final Stage
- When the victim is fully tied up and the wrap is ready, it is ready to begin finalizing the meal. Have the victim layout vertically on top of the comforters and partially the flat sheet. But make sure that is the same way the comforters have been set up. The flat sheet should be laying on top of the comforters in the opposite orientation at the upper body area. Before you start to wrap yourself or the victim, it is important to note that there should be a few inches of comforters both on the left side of the victim and at the bottom of their feet. Ideally, the inches to the left will help make sure the victim gets fully wrapped into everything. And the inches below their feet will make the wrap end up being like a burrito. So what you would want to do is to fold what is remaining down at the bottom over the victim’s feet, and then fold the rest back in a similar fashion making sure that the placement is relatively where their feet and legs are going to end up. Once this has been confirmed, the victim can start to wrap themselves up. Yes, the victim should be able to do it themselves, and if they are going in a slightly tilted downward angle this is want you want. But make sure that during this process the head is not being covered. A head covered is going to get you a bad Yelp review from the zombies. A good wrap should consist of rolling the victim up 2-4 tight rolls. If you do more and the outcome is that the wrap gets tighter each time, then that is fine. But if you are getting the opposite outcome for each additional wrap than it is time to stop. This is a completed Zombie Burrito if you have done this yourself. But if you have done it to someone else you may want to use a couple more flat or fitted sheets. This is to tie up the victim a little more so they do not unwrap themselves at any time.