Huh? I can't understand a thing of it. And here I thought I wrote bad english sometimes, but I guess that "story" proved me wrong. I'm actually quite good compared to that (unprintable word).

I guess it would be quite good if you took the time to decode it, but the thing is I don't have the three hours it would take to read the story properly.
On the other hand, I think I have to congratulate you on your endurance. It must have taken a whole two minutes to write that, what ever it was.
