Jay: You're under arrest for being a wise-ass, repeating the same wishes, reusing responses as well in the wishing game, negating wishes rather than coming up with clever ways to make them go bad, making insufficient use of your imagination, substandard spelling skills (the first word of the title of this forum is one example; it should be 'You're', not 'Your') and just plain pissing me off more times than I care to recount.
Shane: You're under arrest for claiming other peoples' stories as your own, using my own ideas without giving me credit, and having an ego the size of Texas.
Chris: You're under arrest just because you asked; I can't think of a good reason right now but I'm sure something will come to me.
Narato: Just to keep Chris company with someone more or less his own age.
Boundtight: You're under arrest because you're a wise-ass too.
Xtc: You're under arrest for kidnapping Chris and Snobound (but not me dammit) and not yet finishing their story.
Jake: You're under arrest just because I'm jealous of you and your gf; life isn't always fair
Snobound: You're under arrest until you get on the stick and continue the Institute stories; we've waited too long, curse it!
Boundgal: You're under arrest just so you don't feel left out.
And I want to arrest everyone else who started stories and never finished them! That's so annoying, it makes me want to... Aw Shoot! That one includes
me too.

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