Disguising myself as "Fukko The Magician", I'd select a volunteer from the audience. As you step up on stage, I'd show you there's nothing up the left sleeve, nothing up the right. Suddenly Whoa! A length of rope is produced right from under my cape.
Applause.
Getting you to inspect said rope. You do indeed confirm this is genuine rope and not trick or joke rope and we begin.
Crossing your hands behind your back we secure the first knot, then proceed to coil the rope around your torso knotting it off at the front.
But what's this???!! Another length of rope from the cape! How does he do it? No time to find out as it's wrapped around your legs starting with the thighs and down to your calves, knotting off at the ankles.
I invite you to struggle and you oblige. Confirming your bonds are too strong for a mere mortal like yourself, your fight back is useless. USELESS I SAY!!! A sudden puff of smoke, and out of nowhere, a ball gag! Placing it securely into your mouth you are now ready for the grand reveal.
The grand reveal being NOTHING!! It was all a ruse! OOOOOHHHHHH you fell right into Fukko the Magigcian's trap! Boosh! And as you struggle away, suddenly you raise into the air, as if by magic. MAGIC! as the audience applaud. It's too late now, and as I take my bow, I ride off into the night on my jet powered horse to the blasting of ACDC as the crowd

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THUN-DAH!!
THUN-DAH!!
There's always time for a nice cup of tea.