You're right, Snobound... that was exactly the problem. The page doesn't make it clear. For anyone else who follows me, and has the same problem, you have to click on where it says you agree to the terms and so forth first. *That* puts you on the page where you register. And I'm jealous of all those boys, myself.
Dare to be different... and make a difference. To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...