## Dumb Questions

Post by Jay Feely » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:34 pm

Ask a dumb question, person below gives a real answer.
Starting question- Why do we need fingers?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by mistofoleese » Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:24 am

> Jay Feely wrote:Ask a dumb question, person below gives a real answer.
> Starting question- Why do we need fingers?

To pull triggers tie knots and most importantly to WAVE at people but to that, you really only need ONE finger !!

### Re: Dumb Questions

Post by Nexus » Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:01 pm

They call em fingers, but I've never seen em fing!

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Post by Jason Toddman » Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:40 pm

Without fingers - and, especially, opposable thumbs - we'd only be another species of animal as incapable of technology as dolphins.
Didn't you intend for the next person to ask a dumb question of his/her own, or did i misunderstand (count this as MY dumb question if so)?
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### Re: Dumb Questions

Post by Jay Feely » Wed Jan 01, 2014 6:40 pm

Yes that was my intention
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by Jason Toddman » Wed Jan 01, 2014 10:37 pm

Sooo... aren't you supposed to ask a new question after answering the previous one?!
Hehe!!
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### Re: Dumb Questions

Post by Jay Feely » Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:50 am

Yes that is the point
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by Jason Toddman » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:43 am

> Jay Feely wrote:Yes that is the point

Sigh! You missed the point. I asked a question.You answered. But then you didn't ask a new question!!!
No wonder no one else thought of it.
Okay, let's start all over again; this time I'll ask the question. We can work on original ones later but for now I'll start with a classic.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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### Re: Dumb Questions

Post by Jay Feely » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:26 am

20,000 I believe.
Why do people drive cars?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

### Re: Dumb Questions

Post by Jason Toddman » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:15 pm

Because it'd look pretty silly the other way around.
What is north of the north pole?
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### Re: Dumb Questions

Post by Nexus » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:27 pm

> Jason Toddman wrote:Because it'd look pretty silly the other way around.
> What is north of the north pole?

Superman's Fortress of Solitude.
Why do they call it "high"' noon?

### Re: Dumb Questions

Post by Jay Feely » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:00 pm

Maybe because of the direction of the sun when its noon.
Why do honey, barbeque sauce, stick to our fingers when we eat things with them?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by xtc » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:56 pm

Because some people don't have the manners to use cutlery.
If it's a dumb-waiter, why does it make so much noise?
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
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Post by Jay Feely » Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:36 pm

Because they want to hide the fact they are dumb, perhaps.
Do you think let the punishment fit the crime is appropriate?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by drawscore » Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:55 pm

I'll give you some dumb questions:
1. If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
2. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
3. If a plane crashed on the US-Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
4. If a rooster flew up to the top of Old MacDonald's barn, and laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?
5. How many six cent stamps are in a dozen?
6. Should di-hydrogen monoxide, a factor in many deaths each year, be banned?
Drawscore

### Re: Dumb Questions

Post by Jason Toddman » Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:16 pm

> Jay Feely wrote:Because they want to hide the fact they are dumb, perhaps.
> Do you think let the punishment fit the crime is appropriate?

I don't think it'd go over well with a hit-and-run driving incident.
1. If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
Chicken meat (as in Foghorn Leghorn).
2. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Vegetarians.
3. If a plane crashed on the US-Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
In their own countries - once the survivors actually died at some later time.
4. If a rooster flew up to the top of Old MacDonald's barn, and laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?
Towards the chinese egg-roll cook, who waits patiently nearby and forgets that roosters don't lay eggs.
5. How many six cent stamps are in a dozen?
Twelve; the denominations of the stamp don't count (couldn't think of a twist for this one; sue me).
6. Should di-hydrogen monoxide, a factor in many deaths each year, be banned?
Not unless you want everyone to die of thirst, since that's just the scientific name for water (H2O - di-hydrogen mono-oxide).
Which way is up in outer space?
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### Re: Dumb Questions

Post by Jay Feely » Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:41 pm

Take a compass and find out, I suppose.
If you were going to toss me in the pool, how would you do it, would it do it alone or with a friend?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

### Re: Dumb Questions

Post by Jason Toddman » Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:54 pm

With a friend, so he could take the blame.
Since when does a compass indicate which way is up?
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To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

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Post by Jay Feely » Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:32 pm

Well, the compass itself points North, so I guess there is the answer.
If you took someone's hands and forced them to reveal their middle finger, do they have a right to get back at you?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by Jason Toddman » Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:59 pm

Yes - because you forced them to do something.
And btw your answer about the compass makes no %^$#@* sense whatsoever. There's no up in space. Sheesh!
How fast is thought?
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Post by Jay Feely » Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:46 pm

Very fast or very slow depending on the person.
Favorite activity provided you already buried someone on the beach and need to torture them?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by Jay Feely » Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:14 pm

50
Do you like it when people look at you?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by Jason Toddman » Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:21 pm

Depends on the expressions on their faces when they do so.
What upcoming movie are you looking most forward to seeing?
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
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Post by Jay Feely » Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:50 pm

Because it would make no sense because you cannot do a round into the equation
Do you like chicken liver to eat?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by Jason Toddman » Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:57 pm

I don't like liver of any kind; especially not after my cousins used liver to torture me by force-feeding it to me when i was tied up.
Who is your favorite cartoon mouse and why?
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Post by Jay Feely » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:00 pm

Mickey because he is the reason why I started liking Disney.
You are trapped on a deserted island and you have food and water. But, you can only bring one more additional item with you. What it will be and why?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by mistofoleese » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:26 pm

> Jay Feely wrote:Mickey because he is the reason why I started liking Disney.
> You are trapped on a deserted island and you have food and water. But, you can only bring one more additional item with you. What it will be and why?

Brooke Shields .. a life long fantasy surprisingly she can STILL fit into her calvins !

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Post by mistofoleese » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:29 pm

> Jason Toddman wrote:I don't like liver of any kind; especially not after my cousins used liver to torture me by force-feeding it to me when i was tied up.
> Who is your favorite cartoon mouse and why?

Liver is not so bad if you add a bit of Guinness to as as you cook it as for favorite mouse Tough choice Id have to say Jerry

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Post by mistofoleese » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:33 pm

> Kimmi wrote:Waiting for the tide to come while reading a book.
> If your mother was a washer, and your father a dryer; how many pancakes would it take to cover the doghouse?

depends on the size of the dog. Are we talking one that can be used as Snake food or a REAL dog like a St Bernard ?

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Post by Jason Toddman » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:13 am

> Kimmi wrote:Personal Teleporter Device: I'll want to leave sooner or later.
> Four Score and seven years ago was what year?

When Lincoln said it in his speech, it would have been 1776. Now, however, it would be 1927.
Would you rather live on Gilligan's Island with the cast of that show or on an alien planet with the cast of Lost in Space?
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