It was a joke. Honestly it was! The forum said to provide your email address, specifications if you wanted it, and an assurance that once the deed was done, no one has ever been harmed. So for kicks I put my address on the site. Yeah right.... Like someone is really gonna track me down and kidnap me. Please...
That night I crawl into bed. It's a rather warm night, so I wriggle out of my pants and toss them on the floor, leaving me in just a light shirt and tight boxers... I thought I heard something downstairs.... Probably just my imagination... I settle in for a nice comfortable sleep...
What happens next...? All are welcome to respond!