We are all familiar with the “Twelve Days of Christmas” but did you know that there is a “Seven Days of Valentine’s”. Here is how to celebrate each day of the next week.
Saturday
To make your Valentine’s better,
To live your TUGger hopes.
Just change one little letter
And turn your roses into ropes.
Sunday
Valentine’s Day is almost here
But I’m not giving flowers
I’ll spend the day with you my dear
And keep you tied for hours
Monday
Valentine’s Day is for sweet chat
It’s not the day to nag
But I can put a stop to that
With a nice big red ball gag
Tuesday
Valentines is special to you
Your emotions you can’t hide
And I know just what to do
I’ll keep you tightly tied
Wednesday
“It’s almost Valentine’s” you said
And I think that I know why
You want to spend the day in bed
Bound in a strict hogtie
Thursday
Valentines means a lot to you
I can see it in your eyes
So I’m going to try something new
And bind you with zip-ties
Friday
Valentines is a day of romance
All bright red and heart shaped
A time you’ll want to take a chance
Making love while you’re duct taped