"Omg gurl! Wht is rong wit tat gurl" "Ya tly grl" "Like Totly werdo ther!" The two "popular" girls continued to bicker about her in text-talk

One of the big trucks of a girl came over and said to the "popular" girls "We should teach that self-minded b***h a lesson!" "wtcha planen? im so in if i can get at tat mfer"The other girl said.(guess witch one?) "You can help if you fix your grammer and talking..." the truck replied. "AHAAAHEM"The popular girl coughed"I'll have you know i'm quite the master of this sort of thing. mmmmm yes" "Kill the f*****g british accent" "Oh fine. Anywayyyyyyyyyyyysssss What'ch planing?" "Well were gonna get here when she goes out for her run" Truck #2 said. "So we're going to kidnap her?!?" "In a way yes I think it will be quite.....fun" The truck replied. "Come to my appartment later we can eat if you want." The truck said
The two girls agreed and they went over.
"We never formally introduced oursleves did we? Anyway Im Jen and my friend is Abbagail we call were abb though."Jen said "Ok I'm Drake and my girlfriend is Maaaaagaaaahh"
"Whats wrong???" Jen asked. Drake proceded to fall over a tranquilizer dart in his neck. "Did you forget about me see?Du due doo du doo do loo du! Cha wa ha Dong ping me haro" "O My F*****g God not that dam theme song!" "Well I made it up so I caAAAAAAANNNNNNN" Drake woke up (it was a weak tranquilizer) and pushed Rachel into his girlfriends arms. "Well guys we dont have planning time" he said putting his hand on Rachels mouth...Rachels mouth was gone....She was gone...! "Dam she's good" Abby said