You know you're into bondage when...

Postby elanshof » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:57 am

...you see the ads for "American Hoggers" and get disappointed that it's not about hogtying people.
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Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Chase Ricks » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:04 am

when you go to see a movie titled "Gags" and it is only about silly jokes played by clowns.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

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Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby markusthe1st » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:15 pm

You watch 5 years of the TV show Family Ties waiting for someone to get tied up.
Walk the mile first... then have the fun!

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby fabolous1024 » Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:06 am

When you are disappointed by the content ofOf Human Bondage.

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby BondageWolf » Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:46 am

fabolous1024 wrote:When you are disappointed by the content of Of Human Bondage.


Aw dammit I was gonna say that! xD

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Suestruggles » Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:06 am

Your heart rate goes up and you get short of breath walking past abranch of "Tie Rack" mmmmmmmmm ;)
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Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Jay Feely » Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:36 am

You begin to feel jealous when someone else is tied up
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby TUfriend » Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:07 pm

You get madder than everyone else when the stupid freshmen get tape banned from school for taping a door shut.
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Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby xtc » Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:51 pm

. . . you turn up in the wrong kind of tie for a job interview.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby BondageWolf » Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:32 pm

You watched the gag reel on a dvd hoping to see someone gagged xD

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Jack Roper » Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:56 pm

You see that Taylor Lauhtner has made a movie called Abduction and realize there is no kidnapping invloved.

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Jay Feely » Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:33 pm

When you do anything to be arrested.
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby lonewolfandfriends » Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:50 pm

When you see your friend being tied up in a playfully game at break and get angry and smack them.

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Jay Feely » Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:06 pm

When you request to be a participant when you see a person being tied up and tortured.
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby lonewolfandfriends » Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:46 pm

When you apply for a job at a party place because for the entertainment you get to bd the escape artist and purposely fail

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Jay Feely » Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:51 pm

When you allow yourself to be locked in stocks in a school fundraiser.
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Chase Ricks » Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:56 pm

you volunteer to be a tiedup human scarecrow on a pole just to pass the time away on a winter weekend in a field.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

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Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby xtc » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:39 am

As Shane's answer but you're not fussy whether or not there's a field.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Chase Ricks » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:57 am

you dream you are floating in your own bondage dungeon forever held captive by your own enemies in happy bliss.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

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Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby tieup2008 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:23 am

When you hear collar and cuff size and you realise they mean clothing.
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Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Jay Feely » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:14 am

When you are intrigued when someone is being spanked in front of you and want them to do it to you.
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby MissKidnapper » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:05 pm

When someone says they were tied up at the office and got disapointed after finding out they were just busy

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby lonewolfandfriends » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:01 pm

when you only dream about bondage

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby TUfriend » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:53 pm

When you make a baloney bet that you know you will lose for 10 minutes locked in a school locker and get disappointed when you win.
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Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Kyle » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:37 pm

When you can't walk through Lowe's or Home Depot without thinking of the ways some of the stuff there could be used for restraining someone.

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby TUfriend » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:02 pm

You order cuffs on amazon and buy something else with it so you can say that the package that came was the other item to your parents.
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Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby lonewolfandfriends » Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:55 pm

When you get an erection just hearing the word, rope

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby Jay Feely » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:18 pm

When the only scenes in a movie you can remember are the bondage ones
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby MissTieMeUp » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:24 pm

you are watching hockey and hear someone is tied up along the boards and you expect to see a hockey player in bondage (never happens lol)
Rainbow rope & a white cleeve gag are my BFF's ;)

Re: You know you're into bondage when...

Postby TUfriend » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:54 pm

You're learning about quantum trapping and are disappointed that you don't have a magnetic field.
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