## The novice burglar

Post by lasse672000 » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:11 am

She was home from school that day, because she didnâ€™t feel well. She was still in her nightdress and she was bored to tears. Her parents had gone out just for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, she heard a noise coming from down-stairs. She put on a pair of thick socks, and went down to investigate. When she did, she came face to face with a burglar. The burglar was apparently more scared than she was. He dropped what he was holding and started to run towards the door. As it happened, she was standing right in front of it. He stopped dead in his tracks, and to her amazement started sobbing!
â€œWhatâ€™s the matter?â€ she asked, puzzled.
â€œThis wasnâ€™t supposed to happen!â€ he sobbed. â€œThe house was supposed to be empty! I saw them leave and thought...â€ his voice trailed off. â€œNow, what do I do? I canâ€™t just leave you here, now can I?â€
â€˜What kind of a burglar is this guy?â€™ she thought. â€œWell, I suppose youâ€™ll just have to kidnap me, and hold me for ransom. That is what a real burglar would do. And he would wear a mask, too!â€ She emphasised the words â€˜burglarâ€™ and â€˜maskâ€™ almost to the point of them being an insult.
â€œYes, I suppose so,â€ the burglar said. â€œI forgot. You see, Iâ€™ve not been a burglar for very long. In fact, this is my first burglary. And now you want me to be a kidnapper, on top of everything else!â€
â€˜Oh, come on! Give me a break, will you! Not a novice burglar! Oh well, thereâ€™s a first time for everything. â€™ she thought philosophically. Aloud she said:â€I mean, how hard can it be, for crying out loud? Here, cut the string from that blind over there, and follow me.â€ He did as she told him and then followed her upstairs to her room. From a drawer, she took out a pair of underpants. Then she went over to a closet and took out an old sheet that nobody was going to miss anyway, tore three wide strips from it and said:â€Before I do or say anything else, I need to ask you; did you come by car?â€
He looked at her, puzzled. â€œYes, I did. Itâ€™s parked outside.â€ He sure was getting more and more unsure about this girl by the minute.
â€œIn a spot where everyone can see it, I suppose!â€ she muttered. â€œIs it parked far from here?â€ She was getting more and more irritated by this guy by the minute.
â€œNo, itâ€™s right outside the door.â€ Who did this girl think she was, ordering him about like that? But on the other hand, she had given him several useful tips already, so he might as well follow her lead, now that she had it. She seemed to know what to do, anyway.
â€œOkay, good,â€ she said. â€œNow, Iâ€™m going to put these underpants in my mouth and tie one of the strips around my head, to keep them in. That will stop me from talking and shouting. You will then tie my hands behind my back, tie the remaining strip around my head and over my eyes, and take me to your car. Then you will put me, face down, in the back seat of your car and drive off. Remember, keep the speed limit! You do NOT want to attract the attention of the police, now do you? Also remember; tie my hands tight, so I canâ€™t work them free, no matter how hard I try.â€ With that, she put her underpants in her mouth and tied it in place with one of the strips. She turned her back to him and put her hands on her back. She felt him encircling them with one of the strips. She groaned, involuntarily, when he tied it off. She tried to break free, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldnâ€™t. She gave him a nod, and he encircled her head with the remaining strip, tying it off behind her head. Then he grabbed her arm and took her to the car where he, as instructed, put her in the back. Then he drove off.
He stopped a few minutes later, opened the back door and took her outside. She noticed she was being lead into a house. When he had shut the door, he removed the gag and was just about to remove the blindfold, when she stopped him:â€No, donâ€™t! Is there a room where you can hold me captive, anywhere in this house? Somewhere with windows high enough for me not to look out of them, when Iâ€™m sitting down? Iâ€™m only going to be here for a week, or so, I promise. â€œHe thought about it for a while and then said there was.
She instructed him to bring her there, then bring in a chair, to which he could tie her. â€œAnd, oh, is there any rope in the house? If there is, could you please bring that, too?â€ He lead her to, and locked her in, a room and she could hear him rummage around for a while before opening the door. She could hear him put down a chair. â€Iâ€™ve got everything you asked for. Now, what do I do?â€
â€œWell, Iâ€™ll sit down so you can tie my legs to the legs of that chair. What comes next depends very much on how much rope youâ€™ve got.â€ He assured her he had plenty of rope, so she told him to tie one of them around her hands and remove the strip, she had been bound with before. She then instructed him to tie another rope around her waist and one around her chest and around the back of the chair, so she couldnâ€™t get out of it. Once again, he did as she told him.
As he was about to leave her, he asked:â€How come, you know so much about kidnapping?â€ â€œEasy,â€ she replied, â€œI watch a lot of TV.â€
â€œToo much, if you ask me!â€ he said, closing the door.
Whazzzz up!.

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Post by kristenbound » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:18 am

LOLOLOL
Very funny!
I probably would have told it from my point of view, but I don't think it would have been as good...

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Post by Chase Ricks » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:05 pm

I read stories like this and ask myself, "If this was true why is there still crime rates being so high?" Very good job at portraying the burglar as not being prepared for everything.
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

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Post by milagros317 » Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:08 pm

Very amusing story. Well done.
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Post by bondagefan » Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:02 am

very interesting story please continue.

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Post by Jay Feely » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:04 am

Very interesting development. Did not expect that twist with here giving tips to the burgular. Nice storyline though. Looking forward to reading more.
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by lasse672000 » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:49 am

There's more to come. But patience is a virtue, is it not? Or so they say, at least!
Whazzzz up!.

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Post by lasse672000 » Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:00 pm

A while later she heard talking on the phone. He opened the door to the room where she sat and said: Iâ€™m going shopping, and Iâ€™ve asked a friend of mine to come and watch you while Iâ€™m gone, if thatâ€™s all right?â€
â€œI suppose so. But that friendâ€™s in for one hell of a surprise, walking in finding me here, tied up like this. Did you think about that?â€
â€œGuess not!â€ She could hear he was a bit disappointed. Then he added in a cheerier voice:â€Youâ€™ll just have to talk him through it, like you have done with me!â€
â€˜I doubt heâ€™s as thick as you are, but in for a penny, in for a pound, I suppose.â€™ she thought.
At that moment, the doorbell rang and he went to answer it. When he came back, he had someone with him. This someone was a man roughly the same age as the â€œburglar. His eyes almost popped out of their sockets, when he saw her sitting there. â€œItâ€™s alright,â€ she told him, adding â€œhe did it on my request.â€ She then turned to the â€œburglar, and said:â€I think Iâ€™m going to be all right with him here. From where Iâ€™m sitting, it looks like heâ€™s going to take good care of me.â€ The burglarsâ€™ face went red (with embarrassment for or anger about being bossed around by his prisoner, thatâ€™s anybodyâ€™s guess) but he left, without saying a word.
The â€˜burglarâ€™s friend walked into the room and behind her, wanting to release her from the chair she was sitting in. â€œNo, please donâ€™t!â€ she pleaded with him. â€œYou wouldnâ€™t want to spoil the only good part about his day and mine, would you?â€
â€œGuess not!â€ he said. Now that she had had a good look at him, she noticed that he was quite good looking, in a rough sort of a way. She told him about the botched break-in and her decision to become his prisoner, as a sort of compensation. â€œHe gets what he wants, eventually, and I get a break from a boring day at home, lying in bed all alone all day!â€ That â€œall aloneâ€-bit wasnâ€™t strictly true, but, for now, she was the only one who knew the truth. â€œBut I am thirsty, so if you wouldnâ€™t mind, give me a glass of water, please.â€ â€œSureâ€ he said, and went out into the kitchen and got her one.
They talked some more, agreeing that the â€œburglarâ€ was quite pathetic. â€œBut,â€ his friend said â€œtake my advice. Whatever you do, donâ€™t underestimate him. Just because heâ€™s thick doesnâ€™t mean he has no feelings. Iâ€™ve seen what happens to people when heâ€™s angry. You do NOT want to be around him when that happens! Iâ€™ve seen him send men, much bigger than him, to hospital, with an assortment of broken limbs. As I said, he may be thick, but heâ€™s got his limits, just like the rest of us. Do and say what you want, just be careful. Promise! Iâ€™m only concerned for your welfare!â€
She looked at him, and for the first time that day, she was genuinely scared. The man she had taken for a fool, a monster? She couldnâ€™t believe it. But if this man said so, it had to be true. After all, he was that mansâ€™ best, and quite possibly, only friend.
At that moment, the subject of their conversation came back, carrying two shopping-bags full of groceries, which he methodically put away in the cupboard and fridge/freezer, before checking in on her. The friend left and they were all alone. He asked if she was all right, and she said she was. The only thing was that she needed to use the bathroom. He released her from the chair, and when she came back after having done her business, asked what she wanted to do now. She asked him if he had a computer or a typewriter. He said he had an old computer in another room, and took her there. He started it up and she asked him, nicely this time, to tie her hands behind her back. He looked at her, surprised, but did as she asked. Then they started writing a ransom note, to be sent by e-mail to her parents. In it they/he demanded $100 000 for her release, to be put in a specific location on a specific day, a couple of daysâ€™ later, and theyâ€™d get their daughter back. They were not to involve the police, in any way, shape or form. â€œThat way, you can keep me here much longer. Isnâ€™t that great! We can have so much fun! The only thing is, though, you have to promise, to keep me tied up for most of the time.â€
â€œI promise!â€ he said.
On the day they had specified, he went and got the money, and on his return with it, drove her to a location, just outside the city limits. He left her sitting, blindfolded, gagged and tied up, by the edge of the road. But, just as a precaution, he stayed around until her parents came and picked her up.
Whazzzz up!.

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Post by Jay Feely » Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:13 pm

Really good continuation. Thanks for sharing.
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

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Post by Chase Ricks » Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:37 pm

This is great reading indeed. I am loving it bigtime!
From whence I came and whence I went heaven said I was too evil and sent me to hell. Demons and devils succeeded in breaking my soul.

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Post by PamelaCH » Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:20 am

I have to agree with everyone else, this story is very interesting--more, please....