I'd begin by taping your fingers and hands before beginning to mummify you in the tape. I'd start with a few wraps around your legs and your torso just to keep you from going anywhere before starting at your feet and slowly making my way up to your head.
I'd need to find one of my particularly worn basketball socks to cram into your mouth before sealing it with six or seven wraps around your head, of course. I'd finish taping your head, including under your chin just to make sure you don't make any noise.
Once the only thing not covered in tape was your nose, I'd probably let you smell my black Adidas hightops by taping them over your face.
"If you get tired of that one, there's always the other that's just as ripe."