Postby egimpup » Sat May 18, 2013 11:04 am
Good Evening, I am aware of the typos, just didn't have time to proof read this morning. Mikeybound, I suppose it's less of a what could have been and more of a what might be. I shall see.
I fell asleep while Alex and John were out getting their various tools of torture from the shop, not sure how I fell asleep tied up how I was, but I did.
I was awoken by Alex throwing a carrier bag at me, closely followed by John, slamming his bedroom door. Alex picked up the heavy carrier bag and started to remove it's contents, showing me as he put them on John's bed. Firstly, he removed 7 rolls of duct tape, 3 rolls of black electrical tape, a pack of 3 permanent markers, some extra strong (but not super) glue, some nylon rope, some shoelaces and much to my dismay, 4 rolls of cling-film.
"We're going to have so much fun together, aren't we!" said Alex
Although I would have liked to have expressed my feelings on my matter, all I could manage was a pitiful "Mmmph" through Alex's sock and the tape.
"Good, I'm glad you agree!" said John in a patronizing tone.
Both of them proceeded to take the tape off my mouth and take the sock out in order to give me a much needed drink from where the sock had absorbed the moisture from my mouth.
"Because we're nice, we won't re-gag you with the sock" said John
I sighed with relief when he said that, much too soon as it seemed
"Instead, we're going to gag you with my pair of dirty compression shorts!" exclaimed Alex
Before I could protest, Alex had stripped down to his boxers, taken off his compression shorts and stuffed them into my mouth. John then started wrapping my mouth with another couple of layers of the duct tape, before grabbing a roll of cling-film and wrapping it securely around my chin a few times.
"What next?" John asked Alex
"I'm sure we can cause some discomfort with some pegs from your washing line" said Alex
"Good idea, while I'm down there, I'll get some more tools from the shed" said John
So off went John, downstairs and into his garden.
"You know what the best part of this weekend is don't you?" Asked Alex
I replied with a questioning "Mmph"
"John's parents are away all weekend and all week in France, they're due back next Saturday and it's only Friday!" said Alex, happily.
As john came back into the room, I could see that he was carrying a basket full of clothes pegs, a monkey wrench and a first aid kit. I was going to have a great week! *End sarcasm*