Kinky Christmas Song

Postby skybird137 » Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:21 am

Hi, I was wondering if people have their own versions of Christmas songs. As A start, I have one below. Feel free to add one if you wish.

I Saw Mommy tied up by Santa Claus

I saw Mommy tied up by Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy gagged by Santa Claus
Red ball between her teeth so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissed by Santa Claus last night

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby jsherwood » Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:31 am

Sounds very nice.

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby 31acujoker » Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:54 am

I made this up myself lol

You know you can't shout
There's tape on your eyes
You can't move about
I'm tellin' you why

Naughty girls will alwaaayyys get bound!

He'll sieze you when you're sleeping
And gag you when you wake
Don't care if you've been bad or good
You'll just have to accept your fate!

You know you can't shout
Too bad you can't cry
You can't move about
I'm tellin' you why

Naughty girls will alwaaayyys get bound!
"A thing is not beautiful because it lasts"
- The Vision

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby jsherwood » Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:05 pm

That's also cool.

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby jsherwood » Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:16 pm

MMMMpppping, are you listening,
In the lane, tape is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Bound and gagged damsels everywhere.

Bound today is the cute bird,
Here to retrain is a new bird
She struggles against her bonds,
As we go along,
Bound and gagged damsels everywhere.

In the meadow we can chain a damsel,
Then pretend that she's Jewell Marceau

She'll say: Are you a kidnapper?
We'll say: No ma'am,
But your daddy can give us dough
When he's in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Bound and gagged damsels everywhere.

****
I'm not that good.

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby 31acujoker » Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:01 am

I beg to differ that was pretty cool! :)
"A thing is not beautiful because it lasts"
- The Vision

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby skybird137 » Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:12 am

That was a very good song.

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby 31acujoker » Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:27 am

This calls for a Do They Know It's Christmas parody! :)

It's Christmas Time!
There's no need to be afraid...
Until that time
When kidnappers come and take you away

"Let's grab some girls aplenty!
And fulfil our wildest joys!"
How I'd love to bind a girl
At Christmas time!

She says a prayer
She prays as he grabs her buns
At Christmas time
He tapes her up and has some fun

There's a man outside your window
Tryin' to spread some dread and fear
Yeah the only place your going
Is full of bondage gear

And the Christmas sounds you hear there
Are young ladies saying "Mmmmph!"
Well don't you wonder why it's them
Instead of you?

He'll drag you through the snow and kidnap ya this Christmas time
The greatest gift he's received in his life

Woah-oah-oh!

The damsel count it grows
And now I think you know

You want Christmas bondage after all!
"A thing is not beautiful because it lasts"
- The Vision

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby jsherwood » Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:37 am

That's a cool one.

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby Soul_Rebel » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:35 am

These were all very good. Someone should set out to make a board christmas cd.
Whips and chains may break my bones, but ropes and gags excite me!

The image in my avatar is the work of Vonnart

"Duct tape makes you smart." - Michael Weston

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby xtc » Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:49 am

The Duct-Tape and the Leather
(To be sung to the tune of "The Holly & the Ivy)

Oh, the duct tape and the leather,
When they are in the store
With all the things that are on the shelves,
Who could ask for any more?

Chorus
Oh, the tying of the torso,
The binding of the rest,
Of all the things that you could wear,
Little Speedos are the best.

The duct tape is so sticky,
As good as any glue.
The hemp rope is so scratchy,
It immobilises you.

Chorus

The duct tape is so shiny,
It makes you look so smart.
The chains are inescapable
But using them is an art.

Chorus

The duct tape is confining,
As good as any cage,
And once they wrap it round you,
You'll be there for an age.

Chorus (Bis)
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby jsherwood » Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:20 am

Is this still on? It's nearly NY.

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby xtc » Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:57 am

Not Twelfth Night yet, let alone "Old Twelvy" for the traditionalists.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby jsherwood » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:26 am

cool...but I only play those songs during Christmas.

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby Soul_Rebel » Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:42 pm

Dashing through the snow,
next to my favorite babe.
Tugging at her clothes,
kissing on her face.
Through the gag she squeaks,
and her eyes grow bright,
oh what fun it is to ride and bring
my girl with me tonight.

Duct tape sells, socks stuff mouths,
arms strapped to their waists.
Oh what fun it is to ride,
with passengers who won't complain.
Curious gals, tie themselves,
wishing for a mate.
Oh what fun it is to bind,
a willing damsel-maid.

You've all inspired me. I don't think it was possible not to try and write one myself.
Whips and chains may break my bones, but ropes and gags excite me!

The image in my avatar is the work of Vonnart

"Duct tape makes you smart." - Michael Weston

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby jsherwood » Fri Jan 02, 2015 2:54 am

good one Soul.

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby petraspeds » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:44 am

If there is any doubt the second line gives the tune away

Tie me up with rope a plenty
Fa-la-la-la-laaa La - la-la-la
Suck my toes you'll find there's twenty
Fa-la-la-la-laaa La - la-la-la
Bind me tighter now than ever
Fa-la-la- La-la-l a- la La - la-la
Barefoot in the snowy weather
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la

Gag me now with tape and stockings
Fa-la-la-la-laaa La - la-la-la
Though there's some that find it shocking
Fa-la-la-la-laaa La - la-la-la
Tickle me with nimble fingers
Fa-la-la- La-la-l a- la La - la-la
As my body quickly tingles
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la

Ductape, handcuffs rope and scarves
Fa-la-la-la-laaa La - la-la-la
Do not do this thing by halves
Fa-la-la-la-laaa La - la-la-la
Blindfold gag and bind me tightly
Fa-la-la- La-la-l a- la La - la-la
never knowingly go lightly
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la

Truss me up below the tree
Fa-la-la-la-laaa La - la-la-la
dance around me sing with glee
Fa-la-la-la-laaa La - la-la-la
Make me suck upon your toe
Fa-la-la- La-la-l a- la La - la-la
And kiss below the missletow
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby Soul_Rebel » Sat Jan 03, 2015 8:33 am

Another good one, well done petraspeds! Anyone else thinking about putting these to song (crediting the writers of course)?
Whips and chains may break my bones, but ropes and gags excite me!

The image in my avatar is the work of Vonnart

"Duct tape makes you smart." - Michael Weston

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby jsherwood » Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:42 am

Is this still on or wait till 2015 Christmas

Re: Kinky Christmas Song

Postby Soul_Rebel » Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:13 am

I think we should go for next year. A few more songs could be added, and we have different people do separate takes of the same lyrics. Contact me if you are interested in pursuing this!
Whips and chains may break my bones, but ropes and gags excite me!

The image in my avatar is the work of Vonnart

"Duct tape makes you smart." - Michael Weston