[ This is probably Waaaaaaayy off topic and I guess it's my fantasy for the reason you sparked the deepest longing in me for what I'd want my girl to do to me and tell me : nyah nyah ! now do it !
[ I've gone into a heap of detail because hey what do I know ? Maybe you and your wife WILL want to take some things to extremes. You did pretty much tell us you want her to be happy with your strugggles, am I right ?
[ if in any way I : anger, insult, tick or piss you off in any way, I am genuinely sorry.
[ May I please emphasize that. If I anger, insult, tick or piss you OR your wife, I'm honestly sorry.
So, without further ado, here are a concept, and some Ideas.
[ Hey Rocky ! Watch me pull a Rabbit out of my hat ! ~ That trick Never works. ]
TITLE
A Manual for Making her Happy on his Birthday - a Cookbook for Dommes
First, find a way of keeping his buddies away while he Assumes they're coming (aw, he'll be Tied Up tomorrow)
DING you pinned him DOWN in M minutes. Now pay up hubby - STRIP.
Ah, poor boy, how embarrasing

Now for b n d prep --
Lots of _Thin_ Rope, tell him it's so comfortable but it isn't, no play or give
No play, no give - tight.
Buy more than one color, should you fancy.
Now, relishing the delusion he'd had about winning two of three or you can't pin him down, hitch a elbow tie to him. As a Rule, men are hopelessly inflexible. You don't wanna take that chance.
Next you rope that steer up. Cross his ankles. Lash 'em tight. Bind him above and below his knees. Draw the loops tight. Now either cross or place his hands palm to palm. Palm to palm has the option to use hinged handcuffs, even better if you apply them palms OUT.
Aren't you wicked

Now you are going to Go For Gold and cinch THREE times, not two, never one. This is a escape CHALLENGE, not a "loosie."
Ankle and knee cinches in between, tied off in front, two tugged on knots, two to four inch tails. To him, technically but not in reach. The square knots tied off in the hardest to get place with his fingers should have triple tight knots on _their_ tails, as much as six.
Yank HARD on every knot.
Do use thumb and toe cuffs. He want to make a escape ... atempt.
Now tug at hubby's bonds. Make certain none of them'll give.
Next to last - super glue all knots. Let dry. Even brush super glue around each band of ropes.
You now have the Surprise !! option of mummify him. So as not to allow him to summon hope at any time before being gagged, do have music playing loudly in the room you're tying him up in. And the Party room. You can turn it down a little when the Party begins. Two reasons why - your girl friends will be in hysteria at seeing what a good job you did on him and .... the Gag I'll tell you to make, NOW, will make SURE no one hears a peep.
Get say, oh, three WET thongs from the girls.
Open up !!
STUFF 'em.
Get a nice big foamy NERF ball.
Pack it in.
Are his bulging enough now? Nah.
Get a couple more soaked up thongs from your friends.
Open up !!
Now bite down. Close your lips mister.
OK, time for the microfoam/pore tape. The one doctors/nurses use. Get the widest.
Cheek to cheek, nose to chin.
Then around and around the head.
_further overkills_ if he WANTS you --
take a bandage. roll THAT around the head.
And to touch it off, you know the stretchy band the physical therapists use ?
Add one of 'em.
What's wrong 'hon ? mmmmmmmmmmmm !!
He's YOURS. All evening ..............
Um, about being a Threatening Psycho ....
People , VOTE to _KILL_ the Threatening Psycho
See : KILL PSYCHO BILLY
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