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Post by Mr Underheel » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:25 pm

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Post by drawscore » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:40 pm

Well, I did see a "Hillary-Michelle 2016" bumper sticker. I thought it was ugly.
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Post by sarobah » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:24 am

Why is that humans can create the Great Pyramid, the Saturn 5 rocket, the Large Hadron Collider, etc., but cannot design a decent pair of shoes?
Words, like Nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.

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Post by Mr Underheel » Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:05 am

I suppose that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, sarobah. The Saturn 5 is beautiful as is the Large Hadron Collider. If we define "decent pair of shoes" as both sexy and comfortable, I will tell you that a friend of mine swears that the Enzo Angiolini Atina platform pumps (in candy apple red) are as comfortable as house slippers. And I will certify as to their sexiness.
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Post by sarobah » Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:42 pm

I guess your username is a giveaway, Mr Underheel.
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Post by Mr Underheel » Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:01 pm

Might be just a little bit! I do appreciate women's shoes, but I also love a great Domme!

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Post by Jason Toddman » Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:15 pm

Then you've probably seen feet that are even uglier than those shoes.
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Post by Mr Underheel » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:43 am

That's true....

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Post by LordNelson » Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:22 pm

When I met my wife her mother had a closet with about one hundred pairs of the sexiest shoes you could imagine. She broke her ankle quite seriously when hiking, was too stupid to go for physiotherapy and now has a seriously messed up leg. She can't wear heels anymore and has crocs of every imaginable color including the aforementioned hideous orange.
The part that really pisses me off is somewhere along the way she got rid of all her wonderful shoes and never thought for a moment to offer them to my wife!!!
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Post by Jason Toddman » Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:25 pm

Are you certain you wife wanted them at all? Maybe it's possible she told your mother behind your back that she didn't want the things.
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Post by LordNelson » Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:32 pm

> Mr Underheel wrote: If we define "decent pair of shoes" as both sexy and comfortable, I will tell you that a friend of mine swears that the Enzo Angiolini Atina platform pumps (in candy apple red) are as comfortable as house slippers.

After reading this I had to Google it. Nice shoes but I am not a big fan of peep toes. I did find that the Enzo Angiolini Almond is identical with a closed toe. Gorgeous.

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Post by LordNelson » Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:38 pm

Hello Jason
I'm sure my wife would have taken most of them. The urge to collect shoes is genetic and is passed down from mother to daughter. My wife's own collection is modest compared to the mother-in-laws but what it lacks in quantity it makes up for in quality. I just hope that "Croc Syndrome" is not part of her DNA coding.

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Post by Jason Toddman » Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:50 pm

Okay.Just a thought. It wouldn't have been the first time a husband thought something was cool while the wife was thinking 'No way in hell am I wearing that thing."
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Post by mistofoleese » Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:31 pm

> LordNelson wrote:Hello Jason
> I'm sure my wife would have taken most of them. The urge to collect shoes is genetic and is passed down from mother to daughter. My wife's own collection is modest compared to the mother-in-laws but what it lacks in quantity it makes up for in quality. I just hope that "Croc Syndrome" is not part of her DNA coding.

That's kinda funny my wife has that urge though with my side of the family its guns I have a few but my father has a collection that would make Burt Gummer drool

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Post by Jason Toddman » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:32 pm

Oh, a Tremors fan!
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Post by gaggednbarefoot » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:31 pm

> sarobah wrote:Why is that humans can create the Great Pyramid, the Saturn 5 rocket, the Large Hadron Collider, etc., but cannot design a decent pair of shoes?

If that's how you feel just ditch the shoes completely
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