Musical Malice By James Elusinius

Postby elusinius » Sun Jun 08, 2014 3:17 pm

Doug and Scott were getting ready to perform a musical
number. It was from Annie Get Your Gun.

Doug had lost an obi bondage contest with boy scouts from
Yokohama Polytechnic Middle School. Rather than involve the
whole troop in the penalty, he and Scott had agreed to perform
a song from the musical of the Japanese boys choice.

Of course that involved wearing fundoshi. Doug was to wear
a blue bandanna one and Scott was to wear a red bandanna
fundoshi.

When Doug once viewed a Japanese video of local boys in a
athletic event, he saw the boys wearing them. "Why are those
boys wearing gags in their butts?" asked Doug perplexed.
Scott explained that they were a local custom.

Of course the boys from Japan explained to Doug and Scott
the importance of "flossing" before putting their fundoshis on.
"I sure wouldn't want to get skid marks on this material" said
Doug.

Doug was not as reticent to wear one as you would think. He
did relay some disappointment to Scott about one aspect of
the garment.

"When I farted, I thought it would make it sound like a shot
from a gun with a silencer, like a spy movie." said Doug.

It was time for their number. "Break a leg" said Doug. "Pass
a stone." said Scott with a smile.

They went out and sang "There's no business like show business!"
It brought down the house. The vice squad was called.

Re: Musical Malice By James Elusinius

Postby LordNelson » Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:51 pm

Of course I had to look it up to see what a fundoshi looked like. They seem to vary in appearance and size from a rather skimpy sock like affair to one that looks like the wearer has tucked a hand towel into his skivvies. I am assuming the garments in this narrative are leaning towards the smaller size are they not?

Re: Musical Malice By James Elusinius

Postby elusinius » Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:57 pm

Just think of one that the average Japanese boy
would wear to the beach.