Jay Feely wrote:Because they want to hide the fact they are dumb, perhaps.
Do you think let the punishment fit the crime is appropriate?
I don't think it'd go over well with a hit-and-run driving incident.
1. If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
Chicken meat (as in Foghorn Leghorn).
2. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Vegetarians.
3. If a plane crashed on the US-Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
In their own countries - once the survivors actually
died at some later time.
4. If a rooster flew up to the top of Old MacDonald's barn, and laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?
Towards the chinese egg-roll cook, who waits patiently nearby and forgets that roosters don't lay eggs.
5. How many six cent stamps are in a dozen?
Twelve; the denominations of the stamp don't count (couldn't think of a twist for this one; sue me).
6. Should di-hydrogen monoxide, a factor in many deaths each year, be banned?
Not unless you want everyone to die of thirst, since that's just the scientific name for water (H2O - di-hydrogen mono-oxide).
Which way is up in outer space?
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...