I would lure you to the woods. Then, as you are distracted by the scenary and animals, I would make my move. I would use the sleeping hold wrestling move on you. As you drift to a calm sleep, I would remove your shirt. I would put your back against a tree, and tie your hands behind your back with rope in the back of the tree. Then, I would saran wrap your legs, but leave your chest free. I would take out my sharpie, that is not permenant, and draw on your chest. Then, you would receive a tickling of your lifetime if you are ticklish. If you are not ticklish, I would use ice cubes. Then, after the torture, I would leave you all tied up until someone finds you as I laugh, leaving the scene

You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.