Dave had always enjoyed summer camp. It was a time when he could have fun and engage in pranks with virtually no consequences for a few weeks, and it was always a blast. To the camp counselors and other campers he was a complete pain, as his idea of "messing around" was giving the other kids wedgies, setting off stinkbombs and generally making a complete fool of himself under the guise of "fun". He'd been disciplined several times, but he considered those to be just slaps on the wrist more than anything else. He figured that this year was going to be his "best ever" year at camp, as he had several "great" things planned for this year that would go down in camp history. In some ways he was right, but not quite in the way he thought...
Ah, Camp Wakkita... he thought as he got off the bus. It was a beautiful day, and a warm breeze was blowing in from the sea. He checked his bag for all of his things... stink bomb ingredients, a basket, and some rope. They usually had a lame "camp play" that was put on by the drama kids at the end of the four weeks, and he was planning to make this a really memorable one. He knew the routine... first day there, they would be given a "camp tour" for the newbies, and one of the stops was the camp auditorium. The head counselor shouted "Okay, new kids, come with me!" and the newbie tour commenced, and Dave put a Camp Wakkita camp and sunglasses on so no-one would recognize his face. They walked around all of the various parts of the camp, and when they got to the auditorium part where the camp play would be held, Dave quietly sidled over to the stage door in the middle of the bottom of the stage, and left his prank bag there for the night of the camp play...
Over the next few weeks, Dave really did go out of the way to make an ass of himself. He managed to wedgie several of the new kids, and tried to be the center of attention during all of the camp activities by acting out and doing stupid things. The counselors yelled at him, but really they couldn't do much about him. Well, until one night that was...
The Monday of the last week, Dave had a great idea: a panty raid. This was something he'd never done before, but what the hell, he felt it was time to do it. When he said this to his bunkmates Kyle and Johnny, they looked incredulous. "Dude, we could get kicked out," said Johnny, "and my parents would ground me for the rest of the year!". Dave had been anticipating this, and said "But it'll be hilarious! And we'll do it when the girls are out of their cabin and be gone before anyone will know!". Kyle and Johnny weren't quite sure at first, but Dave was so enthusiastic that he managed to win them over. That night, while the girls were out at lunch, they snuck into the girls cabin opposite them through the window and took a few pairs of the girls' underwear. "Now, let's go to the flagpole!" Dave said, and once they got there Dave tied the underwear on to the rope. "This'll be great!" he said, although Kyle and Johnny weren't too convinced.
Next morning, all the campers filed onto the ground near the flagpost to watch the camp flag being raised. As the flag was raised, a bunch of girls screamed as they realized their underwear was flying beneath the flag as well. Dave was killing himself laughing, but Johnny and Kyle just felt that they'd done something incredibly dickish. Stacey, the girls' cabin counselor, knew exactly who to blame but she knew that a traditional punishment wouldn't really stop Dave from doing anything again. In fact, he reveled in it because it was an honor rather than a disgrace to him. She wondered how he could be discouraged from making next year's camp just as annoying as the last, or even just coming back...
Kyle and Jonny wanted to be rid of him as well, as his brand of "fun" was now just plain mean and annoying. Then, the night after, Dave said something that really annoyed Kyle as he himself was a member of the drama group - he was planning to stink bomb the camp play at a pivotal moment in it where a princess rose up on a lift through the stage. Unfortunately, Dave had ingratiated himself with Clark, the cabin counselor, so any attempt to warn him about this would be brushed off. Kyle thought about it, and then had an idea - he'd go to Stacey and see if she'd do anything about it.
The day of the camp play, he knocked on the door of Stacey and went in. "Look, Stacey, I was one of the ones responsible for the flagpole prank...", he said. "But I want to make it up to you.". Stacey was quite angry, but then she realized that Kyle was one of Dave's friends, and she said "Okay... how?". Kyle told her of Dave's plan to stinkbomb the camp play, and Stacey had an idea. "Look," she said, "why don't we turn Dave's plan around on him? It may ruin this year's play, but I can guarantee that Dave will be so embarrassed he won't want to come back next year...". Kyle filled her in on the details of Dave's plan, and she had an idea. She then said "here's what we're going to do..." and told Kyle of her plan...
That night, Dave made his way over to the area beneath the auditorium stage, and looked for where his stinkbomb bag was. He looked around, but couldn't find it. Perhaps Kyle and Jonny had taken it? He decided to go looking for them, and saw Kyle. Kyle said "yeah dude, we're setting up, come with me!" and took him to the area behind the curtains where they were planning to set the stink bomb up. He started laughing at the thought of the drama kids fleeing in terror as the disgusting smell enveloped them... but then he saw all of the drama group there waiting for him, along with Jonny. "What's going on?" he said. Jonny looked at him and said "we think that you need a lesson... and this is it!". Dave was surprised, and he noticed that they were also holding some rope as well. They wrestled him to the ground, and he struggled but there were far more people than him, and soon they'd tied his hands behind his back.
Kyle said "I think first you need to be punished for your pranks" and they turned him over and lifted up his shirt and everyone started chanting "Pink belly, pink belly!" and Jonny and Kyle started giving him a pink belly. One of the drama girls said "hope you aren't ticklish!" and took off his shoes and started tickling his feet, and another guy said "here's a wedgie on the house" and reached under him and down the back of his basketball shorts and yanked his boxers right up his back. Dave wriggled around, but his hands were tied up and he was getting pink bellied, wedgied and tickled all at the same time. How could this evening get any worse? Well, after about a minute of this (the longest minute of Dave's life), Jonny said "well, that's enough fun, we need to get him to the makeup team!" and they picked him up, Kyle and one of the drama girls who'd been tickling yanked his boxers up again and they marched him off down towards another set of stage doors.
Dave was surprised by this, and said "look, guys, I think there's been a mistake!" and Kyle said "no mistake, everyone's tired of you". They then opened the door, and Stacey was waiting inside along with the entire cabin of girls that Dave and the others had panty raided the other night. Stacey said "don't worry Dave, we'll get you ready for your big entrance!" and they grabbed Dave off the drama kids. Kyle said "come on, we'd better go and set up Dave's big moment!" and they all ran off laughing. Stacey turned around to the girls and said "look who we've got here!" and they all laughed.
Dave said "Come on, it was a joke!" and one of the cabin girls said "yeah, well we're not laughing!". Stacey then showed him a pink dress and a wig and said "right, put this on!" and Dave said "I'm not doing that!" and Stacey just said "there's some reluctance from the star? Okay girls, persuade him!" the girls holding him yanked up his boxer shorts again and started pulling them way up his back, until he said "OK, I'll do it, stop giving me a wedgie!". They untied him, and then stuffed the dress at him and Stacey said "Put it on over your clothes!" and he slowly started getting dressed. One of the girls said "faster!" and yanked his boxers up again, so he started getting dressed faster.
Once he'd finished getting dressed, all of the girls laughed at him in the dress, and then Stacey said "right, let's get him over to the makeup chair!" and she and two of the other girls reached up under his dress, grabbed his boxers and lifted him up giving him a massive wedgie and then carried him over to the chair and pushed him into it. They then tied his arms and legs to the chair, and started applying lipstick and make up to him. They all stood back to admire their work, and then they heard the play starting up. They all started to file out, Stacey walked around behind him, reached down the back of his dress and yanked the back of his boxers up a bit further and said "Break a leg!" and then went out.
The play carried on, and for Dave this was the pits. He was tied to a chair in a dress with a massive, uncomfortable wedgie that he couldn't do anything about, and then suddenly he realized what was happening - he'd been set up for the stink bomb! He started straining against his bonds but couldn't get out, and tried shouting but he found that no-one could hear him. The play carried on, until the part where the princess was meant to rise up through the stage - him! He struggled again, but then he heard the music swell, the stage door opened and he began to rise up until he was facing the audience. The actors in the play obviously knew what was going to happen next and they ran away as Dave looked up and the stink bomb fell down on the stage in front of him, splattering him with foul smelling liquid. The crowd watching went into hysterics laughing at him, and Dave turned a bright shade of red. It was the most embarrassing day of camp ever - he was there in the middle of the stage with a massive wedgie, dressed in a really stupid way and stinking.
The other counselors ran onto the stage and untied him from the seat, and asked him who had done it but he was too embarrassed to talk about it. He just said "it was a prank", took off the dress and ran off to the bathroom to clean himself up and unwedgie himself. On the bus home, everyone was laughing at him and calling him "stink boy" and "stink princess" which he really hated. In that moment he decided that he'd never hear the end of it if he came back to camp next year, as he had gone out with a bang, but the joke was on him so he'd just find somewhere else to go.
The next summer, Stacey watched the kids getting off the bus to see if Dave was among them... but no. She knew then that her plan to put an end to the rain of Dave, the camp clown, had worked and she walked off with a small, satisfied smile on her face to attend to her girls.