How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby Steak in a Tree » Thu May 11, 2017 5:19 pm

If you say well done, it's probably best that you stop eating steak.
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Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby Jay Feely » Thu May 11, 2017 5:31 pm

Medium Rare
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Postby bondagefreak » Thu May 11, 2017 6:03 pm

Have no idea if it's like this elsewhere, but here most places will not offer red meats with cooking points past À Point.
"Well done" doesnt exist and most establishments will refuse to ruin steaks like this, even if the customer makes a fuss.


For me, it's Bleu or Saignant. But definitely Bleu.
À Point is tolerable at most.
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Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby Steak in a Tree » Thu May 11, 2017 6:24 pm

bondagefreak wrote:"Well done" doesnt exist and most establishments will refuse to ruin steaks like this, even if the customer makes a fuss.


There is a place around where I live that does offer well done. Maybe it's a Canada thing, maybe it's the restaurant, i'm not sure. It's still a bad idea either way, but it happens.
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Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby SolidSnickerdoodle » Thu May 11, 2017 11:24 pm

Steak in a Tree wrote:There is a place around where I live that does offer well done. Maybe it's a Canada thing, maybe it's the restaurant, i'm not sure. It's still a bad idea either way, but it happens.

I'm really disappointed that you didn't answer "in a tree".
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Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby BranBTAT » Thu May 11, 2017 11:30 pm

... well done

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Postby acecondor » Fri May 12, 2017 12:33 am

well done. becuase i like to hear everyone complain about it...mean while im enjoying the steak as they slowly go insane
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Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby drawscore » Fri May 12, 2017 3:35 am

There is some kind of guideline for cooking steak. so be be sure, I prefer medium rare, to medium well.

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Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby Nexus » Fri May 12, 2017 5:33 pm

Steak in a Tree wrote:If you say well done, it's probably best that you stop eating steak.
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Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby BoundBoyBeta » Sun May 14, 2017 9:54 am

Medium rare or rare depending on the place cookin' it.
Now for just as important a question.... What do you like your steaks with?
Gotta go for Steak n' Chips :P

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Postby Steak in a Tree » Sun May 14, 2017 2:41 pm

I'm more of a breakfast steak person, so steak and eggs is my go to. Usually I like them done rare-medium rare.
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Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby wololololo bondager » Mon May 15, 2017 1:22 am

medium well done, perfect marination and perfect meat juice, and an occasional medium rare

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Postby BoundBoyBeta » Mon May 15, 2017 2:37 pm

Did I just see the words well and done when describing how somebody likes their steak?
I must be hallucinating.
I can tolerate and even understand crazy political decisions, religious arguments etc. but...
STEAK?!
WELL DONE?!

What is the world coming to... Now I gotta invent a machine to un-cook steak so when I steal all of your steak it is actually... edible!

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Postby 666MIB » Tue May 16, 2017 3:58 am

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Postby Rachel M » Sat May 20, 2017 11:00 am

BoundBoyBeta wrote:Did I just see the words well and done when describing how somebody likes their steak?
I must be hallucinating.
I can tolerate and even understand crazy political decisions, religious arguments etc. but...
STEAK?!
WELL DONE?!

What is the world coming to... Now I gotta invent a machine to un-cook steak so when I steal all of your steak it is actually... edible!


This. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just eat a charcoal brick than a well-done steak?

Medium here, but if it's more on the medium-rare side I wouldn't send it back.

Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby viking » Sun May 21, 2017 10:15 am

As a person who´s been in the restaurant business since before i started high school, i feel like i should share this to give everyone a proper explanation of the different kinds of steaks.

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Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby Xler479 » Sun May 21, 2017 10:23 am

So...I think everyone is trying to say is the only steak that should be in trees are well-done ones.

Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby ducttape1234 » Mon May 22, 2017 11:44 am

Medium rare :)

Re: How do you guys like your steaks?

Postby Sniffmyfeet » Tue May 23, 2017 9:22 pm

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This is "Filet Americain" (pronounced the French way) and it's a spread that you can put on a piece of toast or a slice of bread. It's sold at most supermarkets and butchers here in the Netherlands. The meat is completely raw. It's like steak tartare, but the meat is chopped in even finer bits and Worcester sauce is added to give it it's distinct flavour. :big:
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