"Have I ever told you how cute you are, my love," I told Kayla for about the millionth time.
"Only about a hundred time in the last hour, honey," Kayla replied back to me. "And it's great and all to hear it quite so often, but we've been together for almost two years now, don't you think that you don't need to tell me every so often?" she told me. "In fact, I think that you need to learn a lesson about being a loud and quite talkative kind of mouth," she added.
I quickly tried to jump away, but got caught, but was barely able to squirm and squiggle away then quickly grabbed her and twisted her around before finally laying on her and whispering to her,
"Nice try, cutie," I said, just for some extra annoyance.