## Ratbag Loves Fishpaste (ff/m)

Post by xtc » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:29 am

RATBAG LOVES FISH PASTE
Ratbag would do anything for fish-paste. He was probably the friendliest cat weâ€™d ever rescued. He was certainly more cuddly than the psycho-killers that the wife normally took in.
The small, exceedingly hairy creature took a great interest in everything going on around him (Sitting on the loo with the cat dancing a hey round my feet even taught me to close the bathroom door!) and he was very vocal, giving everyone the benefit of his opinion on any situation.
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I just got pissed off: Sonny, the local Hellâ€™s Angel was riding his bike up and down the close and making a lot of noise outside our house. Alright, maybe Iâ€™m misrepresenting the situation; Sonny is about six years old and, at his motherâ€™s insistence, always wears his cycle helmet. But he was making a lot of noise outside our house.
The wife had already had a word with his mother. Theyâ€™d had a drink about things. A plot was forming.
Sonny knew that he was not allowed to ride his bike anywhere else except the close but his mum was sure that he was going elsewhere when she couldnâ€™t keep an eye on him.
I enlisted his big sister and her friend, both of whom were all of eight years old, and we hatched a plan.
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One day Sonny made a break for freedom. He rode out of the close, along the pavement and into the garage area. The girls were ready. Sonny came to a halt, surprised to see his sister and her friend. Julia held his handlebars and looked him in the eyes while Annie prepared the scarves.
â€œYou are an escaped convict and we are Federal Marshals.â€ announced Julia. â€œYou must come with us.â€
Sonny welcomed his involvement in their game. Letâ€™s face it: as the only boy in the close, he was usually the â€œLone Riderâ€.
Annie took a scarf and tied Sonnyâ€™s hands behind him. The two â€œmarshalsâ€ then escorted their prisoner to the play area next to Juliaâ€™s and Sonnyâ€™s house. Annie took him by the arm and Julia brought his bike and put it in their back garden.
I canâ€™t think where they got the idea from but the â€œmarshalsâ€ made their prisoner sit on the ground with one leg either side of the supports of the park bench and tied his ankles together.
OK. Have you got the picture? Sonny was completely unable to escape, he was sitting with his wrists bound behind him and his legs straight out in front of him. The back of the bench was not improving his view.
Annie removed Sonnyâ€™s shoes and socks while Julia knocked on my door. Having collected the jar of fish-paste, she opened it, dug her fingers in and made endearing noises. Before long a cute, brown, hairy creature was greedily licking her fingers. Julia did her Pied Piper imitation and led Ratbag towards where she had left her unfortunate brother.
â€œPrepare to meet the demon form Hell.â€ announced Annie while her friend coated the soles of Sonnyâ€™s feet with fish paste.
Ratbag thought all his birthdays (Being a cat he only gets seven a year!) had come at once as he set into the fish paste. The more he ate, the more vulnerable Sonnyâ€™s feet became to the tickling of the catâ€™s tongue and Ratbag wouldnâ€™t dream of leaving even the merest trace of fish paste.
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Even now, as a big seven-year old, whenever Sonny sees Ratbag, a shiver passes down his spine.
Boxer shorts are cool,
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### Re: Ratbag Loves Fishpaste (ff/m)

Post by snobound » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:06 pm

You never fail to bring about a chuckle. Ratbag and Fishpaste indeed!!!!
I like Britishisms.... I take it that a "close" is a neighborhood?
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### Re: Ratbag Loves Fishpaste (ff/m)

Post by xtc » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:28 pm

Thank you, Snobound.
The Close is a residential cul-de-sac. Hence it should be safe for Sonny and the girls but, as drivers, we sometimes find it a bit fraught.
But it's probaly no worse than trying to avoid the bloody cats!
Now, you want territorial wars, they're the experts!
Wasail!
xtc
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
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### Re: Ratbag Loves Fishpaste (ff/m)

Post by milagros317 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:56 pm

Excellent story. He was a very lucky boy.
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### Re: Ratbag Loves Fishpaste (ff/m)

Post by Jason Toddman » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:43 am

My friends used to do something similar with my labrador retriever and smearing things that log liked to lick off on my face, feet , and various parts of me in between (not *those* parts in between, though) when I was tied down. Using my own lick-crazy dog against me like that was probably the lowest thing they ever did to me.
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