The Plot To Be Bound By the Panhandle

Postby GirlyGirl11 » Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:42 am

This is probably the only tie-up experience I hated.

This weekend, I was invited to an end of the summer bash. I didn't know the girl who was hosting it, but several of my friends were friends with her as well. Apparently, she knew me, and wanted me to come as well. I agreed, not knowing who it was. She had moved here (Minnesota) halfway during the school year from Florida, and we had had a few classes together. She's the kind of girl that wore Hollister and brands like that. I'm the kind of girl that wears ripped tight jeans and band t-shirts. I don't know if I really even like her. My friends are sort of preppy, but not as preppy as this girl (I will call her Jessica).
Anyway, back to the story.
I came to the party after work, and found that everyone was already there. I was wearing a dark green shirt, and black and green checkered pants. As I knocked on the door of the house, Jessica answered it. She had a look of disgust on her face as her eyes studied my lip piercing, my gages, my blistered fingers (I play bass in a band). She sighed, and walked away, leaving the door open.
"Okay..." I muttered under my breath and followed her.
"Why do you do that to yourself?" She asked me with judgment oozing out of her words.
"Do what?" I asked. I just worked a busy seven hour shift. I was not gonna take her shit.
"Ugh," she said, catching the tone in my voice. "Never mind."
I went out near by the bonfire and sat down near my friends. They were talking about the VMA's, so I quickly tuned out.
"So why do you do that to yourself?" She asked me again.
I wasn't really listening, so she asked me a second time.
"What are you talking about?"
"Why do you put all that stuff in your face?"
"Why don't you?"
"Because it looks funny," she laughed. "Plus, don't gages smell funny?"
"My ears," I whispered. "smell amazing."
"Okay," she said. "Whatever."
I pulled my iPod out, and turned it on. This girl clearly had a problem with me, so I felt like fanning the flames. I started listening to Hey John What's Your Name Again by The Devil Wears Prada. Halfway through, Jessica grabbed my headphones, and pulled them out of my ears.
"How can you listen to that? It's not even music."
"Are you kidding?"
"No. Just stop listening to it."
I was fuming.
"Make me," I said.
"Can you come with me?" She asked.
"Yes, mom," I said in a bitchy tone.
I followed her to her house, and she led me into the basement. She grabbed some rope out of a different room, and quickly wrapped it around me. She was too quick, and she actually succeeded in restraining me.
"I am going to kill you," I said through clenched teeth.
"Yeah, right, you're probably enjoying this. Freak."
"Let me go."
"No way."
She tied my ankles, and then gagged me with more rope.
"Bye," she said as she walked back outside. "Now we can enjoy the party since your gone."
I struggled for at least twenty minutes before her mom and dad heard me from upstairs. They quickly untied me.
"What happened?" They asked.
"Apparently Jessica doesn't want me at the party. So I'm gone."
They just stood there shocked.
I was halfway up the steps when I stopped and turned around.
"Oh! Tell your daughter she can go f*ck herself, okay?" I smiled a really smug smile. "Thanks."
They stood there in complete shock, and I walked out to my car and left.

Re: The Plot To Be Bound By the Panhandle

Postby Billy Shears » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:25 pm

Oh, I've seen women with piercings. I have none (thank God) and woudn't be that brave, but am glad you are. Hey, check my sig below. My paraphrase : pretty much Clemens says, stay the hay away from people who judge you. I'm in there with you.
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Re: The Plot To Be Bound By the Panhandle

Postby Headmistress » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:24 am

Hi. I'm sorry that happened to you.

I was just curious about one thing. What did you mean when you said she gagged you with rope?

I've never heard of a rope gag myself, so I was just curious about that.

Re: The Plot To Be Bound By the Panhandle

Postby GirlyGirl11 » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:19 am

She took a piece of rope and tied it in my mouth the way you would a cloth or a scarf.

Re: The Plot To Be Bound By the Panhandle

Postby Billy Shears » Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:47 am

It's right Headmistress I haven't seen very many pictures of it but I seen some gags wiith rope and they are both creative and ... sexy.

Headmistress I love your stories ! I have to go back and read your HOT IN CLEVELANDs. I LOVE that comedy !
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Re: The Plot To Be Bound By the Panhandle

Postby markusthe1st » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:20 am

I'm with Headmistress, I'm sorry you went through that. I'd be tempted to at least threaten to press charges. TUGs with friends is one thing, that was something else.
Walk the mile first... then have the fun!

Re: The Plot To Be Bound By the Panhandle

Postby Billy Shears » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:01 pm

GOD I am such a PIG.

I became so caught up in confirming what rope gags are and where I've seen them I missed the point entirely.

Girlygurl it IS awfully right you be INCENSED about this ALL.

Please, forgive me for being such a clueless JACKASS. I didn't intend to but I am a ASSHOLE anyway. I think I need to learn how to read.
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Re: The Plot To Be Bound By the Panhandle

Postby Howard_Moon » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:15 am

That sounds horrible :( But kudos on the story name :) You've got an awesome taste in music. I'll rip that scandalous b***h in two!

Re: The Plot To Be Bound By the Panhandle

Postby Billy Shears » Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:25 pm

I wouldn't exactly rip 'em asunder.

I'd let mom, dad and snob escort me to their gold plated door.

As they turn the handle to let me out

That's the moment I pause at the threshold

Wheel a one eighty and say

THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR fn PARTY BITCH

* slam * Out the door

( OLD persons call that "Lasting Impressions" )
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Re: The Plot To Be Bound By the Panhandle

Postby GirlyGirl11 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:08 pm

Howard_Moon wrote:That sounds horrible :( But kudos on the story name :) You've got an awesome taste in music. I'll rip that scandalous b***h in two!

That's basically how I was feeling afterwards, and it's my favorite ADTR song, so I felt like it was fitting :)