Postby TUfriend » Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:01 pm
Actually, I had a very ingenious setup. What I did was I built a robot that would wait an hour(longest I've ever done selfbondage is 15 minutes) and then drop a knife. I then hung the knife so the rope was out of reach, but when it was dropped would swing to me. Then I stood on a bucket and took the duct tape and started wrapping myself from waist up on the pole. After an entire roll of duct tape, I kicked the bucket out from underneath my feet and just hung there. There was nothing for me to hold onto, just hung there for an hour. Finally the robot dropped the knife and just my luck, the rope was the right length to swing and hit my scrotum.

after about 5 minutes of wincing in pain, I reached out and grabbed the knife and cut myself from bottom to top so I wouldn't fall on my head.
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