My cat

Postby zanev » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:33 am

Reading my mail, guess I now have a secretary.
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I close my eyes, Inis Mona
And reminisce of those palmy days
I moon o'er you, Inis Mona
As long as I breathe
I'll call you my home

Re: My cat

Postby cloud » Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:47 am

.........

Its a master criminal, memorising all of your personal details, spying around your house.....I would watch that cat, you never know what it will do next!
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Re: My cat

Postby xtc » Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:52 am

Pesonally, I have my own human.
I type all of Xtc's stories for him in between studying fo my first-aid certificate.
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Re: My cat

Postby Chris12 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:34 pm

Awwwwwww both are cute :big:

Re: My cat

Postby cloud » Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:43 am

Chris12 wrote:Awwwwwww both are cute :big:


Yes, they want you to think that, while they plot to take over your house, and then the house opesit you, and soon your whole town!

Watch them, watch them carefully....
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Re: My cat

Postby Chris12 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:35 am

Well, my cat basickly owns me rather then the other way around :big: So i don't have to watch myself.

Re: My cat

Postby Sacrificiallove » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:42 am

I love my cat. Everyone besides my family and I hate him though. He's kind of mean. But personally, I think that just gives him such a personality. He wouldn't be Leo (which is his name) if he wasn't mean. He's the best cat in the world in my opinion.
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Re: My cat

Postby Chris12 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:50 am

Most cats are mean. Thet are arrogant, torture prey for fun and think you are their pett intead of that other way around....and i love them for for it :big:


I do prefer my dog though.

Re: My cat

Postby zanev » Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:14 am

cats are better, you can go out of town for a week just leaving it food water and lots of litter and it wont shit all over the house and be dead by the time you came back.
I close my eyes, Inis Mona
And reminisce of those palmy days
I moon o'er you, Inis Mona
As long as I breathe
I'll call you my home

Re: My cat

Postby Sacrificiallove » Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:17 am

Funnily enough, mine would be. He's diabetic and has colon issues. He would crap all over the floor and would either be dead or urinating every two seconds. I can't tell you all how many things we have to go through to keep my cat alive. But he's worth it.

Re: My cat

Postby xtc » Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:17 am

zanev wrote:cats are better, you can go out of town for a week just leaving it food water and lots of litter and it wont shit all over the house and be dead by the time you came back.


The trouble is that he and his mates would have had a hell of a mouse party by the time I'd returned.
The main problem is that he doesn't always kill his prey. Here's one of the more beautiful presents he left us.
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"Still Dozy"

This is just a young one; the replete adult he brought in next was much more difficult to handle because I didn't want it disgourging its last meal on my carpet.

I still have no idea how he gets them undamaged through the cat-flap.
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Re: My cat

Postby Sacrificiallove » Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:35 pm

Your cat brought in snakes????!!!!! That's so awesome! I always wanted a snake as a pet!

Re: My cat

Postby TUfriend » Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:45 pm

Good lord, that's a crazy kitty. If I had a cat that I let go in and out as it pleases, it would probably try and bring in one of the baby skinks living in our yard or get sprayed by the mother. Anyway, my mother's allergic. But that's okay because I love my dog. She likes to chase cats out of our yard >:D
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Re: My cat

Postby cloud » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:48 am

Bah, as for getting cats out of the garden.... my dad had a brilliant idea that he did with pigeons when he lived in the top floor of a flat.... A BB gun.... it just shocks them and they are fine after it, but they soon move away when you pick up the gun ;)

Don't worry, he now only used water to get get cats out of his garden.... hes tried garlic pleats but the strange cats liked it....... He also has a few plants that they don't like but they only worked for a month or so and then their back.


In saying all of this, he liked cats..... he just don't like their business in his garden. About 6 years ago now, their was a baby cat in his area which he use to every day or 2 give it a small plate full of milk for it to drink, so hes not all bad....
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Re: My cat

Postby xtc » Mon Oct 29, 2012 3:05 am

Sacrificiallove wrote:Your cat brought in snakes????!!!!! That's so awesome! I always wanted a snake as a pet!



Yes, the snakes are beautiful (as long as they're hungry) but the pissed-off pigeon that shat all over the dining room and the black rat that took weeks to "persuade" to move out and the fast-moving mice of various species are less fun. He tells me he's paying rent; I'd raher he just sqautted!
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Re: My cat

Postby zanev » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:30 am

I blame my cat for messing up the board 3 times, I think he was looking for pictures of cat nip
I close my eyes, Inis Mona
And reminisce of those palmy days
I moon o'er you, Inis Mona
As long as I breathe
I'll call you my home

Re: My cat

Postby Kyle » Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:53 pm

The best thing is if the cat brings a bird which is still alive into the kitchen. Those are some fun times.

Re: My cat

Postby Sacrificiallove » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:52 am

xtc wrote:
Sacrificiallove wrote:Your cat brought in snakes????!!!!! That's so awesome! I always wanted a snake as a pet!



Yes, the snakes are beautiful (as long as they're hungry) but the pissed-off pigeon that shat all over the dining room and the black rat that took weeks to "persuade" to move out and the fast-moving mice of various species are less fun. He tells me he's paying rent; I'd raher he just sqautted!

So you feed them to the snakes now? Well, that's a smart idea. I suppose your cat would eat them too, though, right?

Re: My cat

Postby xtc » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:51 am

Not gourmet enough for the cat to eat!

Snakes are basically too lazy to dispose of the rodents at an accepatable rate. Once they have eaten, the meal lasts for quite some time! Otherwise, the danger of stepping on "free-range" grass snakes as they roam the kitcken floor (or, more likely, skulk in some hidden corner), would certainly qualify them as an endangered species!
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Re: My cat

Postby mistofoleese » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:48 pm

I will throw my kitty into the ring Say hello to Morrlocke When I saw him thats the ONLY name I could think of
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Re: My cat

Postby zanev » Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:17 pm

I want to squeeze teh fluff
I close my eyes, Inis Mona
And reminisce of those palmy days
I moon o'er you, Inis Mona
As long as I breathe
I'll call you my home

Re: My cat

Postby xtc » Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:49 pm

Had anyhone checked "scan your cat" on Google lately. As a freind of ine said years ago, "Lots of bits of cat, some of which I don't recognise."
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Re: My cat

Postby Sacrificiallove » Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:21 pm

xtc wrote:Had anyhone checked "scan your cat" on Google lately. As a freind of ine said years ago, "Lots of bits of cat, some of which I don't recognise."

Well that was...a little creepy. I don't have a scanner, but if I did, I don't think I'd want to scan my cat. Somehow his butt would probably be scanned.......and his butt isn't exactly clean most of the time.

Re: My cat

Postby Sacrificiallove » Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:26 pm

xtc wrote:Not gourmet enough for the cat to eat!

Snakes are basically too lazy to dispose of the rodents at an accepatable rate. Once they have eaten, the meal lasts for quite some time! Otherwise, the danger of stepping on "free-range" grass snakes as they roam the kitcken floor (or, more likely, skulk in some hidden corner), would certainly qualify them as an endangered species!

Well, if I were you, I'd keep both the snakes and the rats as pets lol. But it sounds like your house is an indoor jungle. How the heck do you live that way.

Re: My cat

Postby xtc » Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:49 am

We're not bery houseproud!
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Re: My cat

Postby Sacrificiallove » Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:45 am

xtc wrote:We're not bery houseproud!

I suppose not. I shouldn't judge though, cause my cat leaves poop stains on my carpeting.

Re: My cat

Postby TUfriend » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:09 pm

I love my dog cat. She curls up on top of the couch and watches me or if we have a fire, lays down on someones lap.

Okay, so she's not a cat biologically, but she acts like one. Don't discriminate.
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Re: My cat

Postby xtc » Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:48 am

Oh come on, play fair; it's the only legal scope for discrimination we old fascists have left!
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Re: My cat

Postby Sacrificiallove » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:25 am

My cat decided to empty his colon on the carpeting today. I almost puked when I cleaned it up. I asked my dad what he'd do if my cat pooped during our Thanksgiving meal, and here's what he said: "I can't imagine killing a cat with my bare hands, but..." I swear, if he tried to do that, he'd go down. And if for some reason I wasn't around to stop him, I really think I'd report him so he would go to jail. No one hurts my cat and gets away with it. Even if he did poop all over the floor.