Fixing Stupid

Postby drawscore » Sat May 09, 2015 7:10 pm

You can't fix stupid with duct tape, but it can be used to muffle the sound.

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Re: Fixing Stupid

Postby Reidy » Sat May 09, 2015 11:09 pm

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Re: Fixing Stupid

Postby truly_trussed » Sun May 10, 2015 7:35 am

Ropes are surrogate hugs. Gags are surrogate kisses.

Re: Fixing Stupid

Postby Chris12 » Sun May 10, 2015 12:06 pm

Is it bad pun time? The above posters won't be making any more of them. They are a bit tied up at the moment :bound:

Re: Fixing Stupid

Postby 31acujoker » Sun May 10, 2015 5:44 pm

I tied a lawyer up once... she was bound by law not to say anything :P
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Re: Fixing Stupid

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon May 11, 2015 1:33 pm

These gags make me wanna gag, so I vote everyone else who posted here should be gagged.
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

Re: Fixing Stupid

Postby Jay Feely » Mon May 11, 2015 5:55 pm

true
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: Fixing Stupid

Postby Fesselfan » Mon May 11, 2015 9:47 pm

Duct tape is like the force.
It has a dark side
It has a light side

And it holds the universe together


Cheers!

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There are 10 kind of people in the world.
Those who understand binary numeral system, and those who don't.

Re: Fixing Stupid

Postby drawscore » Mon May 11, 2015 10:23 pm

>>>Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.<<<

And several other colors, too.

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Re: Fixing Stupid

Postby drawscore » Mon May 11, 2015 10:26 pm

A man only needs two tools: Duct tape, and WD 40. If it moves but shouldn't, use the duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD 40.

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