I AM NOT a Morning Person

Postby drawscore » Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:59 pm

When I woke up this morning
The dawn was soft and still
A little robin came and sat
Upon my window sill

He tipped his head and looked at me
His eyes so bright and clear
He chirped a little melody
My morning thoughts to cheer

I got up from my slumber,
Held out a piece of bread
Then gently closed the window,
And crushed his f***ing head.

Re: I AM NOT a Morning Person

Postby Oohmynameisblue » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:06 am

Is it sad that I actually hope this happened?

Yep?

Okay.

Re: I AM NOT a Morning Person

Postby That-animeguy » Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:01 am

:lol:
So... gulible!

Re: I AM NOT a Morning Person

Postby AlexUSA » Mon Feb 29, 2016 5:49 pm

Poor tweety! Mornings are awesome!
I rite on a tabblit, so speling errurs will hap pin free quintly.

Re: I AM NOT a Morning Person

Postby Jay Feely » Mon Feb 29, 2016 5:52 pm

I'm the opposite. I think mornings are best for activities.
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: I AM NOT a Morning Person

Postby EricU1845 » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:51 pm

Is that Dorothy Parker?