I'm short, medium build, with long thick reddish hair. Picture this, then:
I am wearing pedal pusher slacks, heels, a short sleeved men's shirt partially opened to show my bra, and my hair is up in a high French twist with bangs. I look for all the world like a typical early '60's suburbanite housewife.
Now - how would you tie and gag me and what would happen next?