Postby Jason Toddman » Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:47 pm
Just having some old fart like me tying you at all sounds inappropriate for teens to me (assuming you're anywhere near as young as your avatar looks anyway), but since you asked me directly, let's see...
I get rope... LOTS of rope. Off with your shoes and socks and your shirt - the rest of your clothes you can keep on, but I like bare torsos. After making sure you have NO need to go to the bathroom, I would sit you down in a wooden kitchen chair (the kind with rails in the back), force your hands behind you and the chair, and handcuff them in place. Then I would gag with with apair of rilled up ankle socks stuffed into your mouth, seale it overwith duct tape, and then tightly tie a shirt or pillowcase over that (blindfolding you at the same time) so that I can finish tying you in peace and quiet. A set of leg cuffs around the ankles and secured in a way that keeps your feet off the floor and the preliminaries are done.
Yes, the preliminaries. Remember the rope? LOTS of rope? Now I'd begin wrapping it around your arms by the elbows - tightening them and pulling them together as much as your limberness allows and cinch them off. Then I would tied your upper and lower arms to the chair frame behind you. I would stick mittens upon your hands andthen tie the securely on so that you could not use your fingers to help you loosen any knots. Then the rope would be wrapped around your chest and abdomen and the chair frame behind you until you were welded to it. Your legs would then receive the same treatment, until you are definitely one with the chair.
Now comes the feather duster, and I dust your feet ever so slowly and tenderly. Your upper body too (now you see the other reason the shirt came off!) - perhaps you're ticklish under the arms or along the ribs and side like so many people I used to know were. I'd be sure to find out! That kitchen chair would definitely be a rocking chair before I was done with you!!!
And when I am done... I keep you there for a day or two and make you listen to old Gospel music and Barry Manilow (or whatever else I discover that you hate the most), just because I'm evil. And for TV it would be a constant dose of whatever I like - Cartoon Network, TVLand, whatever I discover annoys you the most! Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!! And for meals it's liver, broccoli, macaroni and cheese, spinach... and other such fine cuisine as I can think of. And the finest bottled water too. Not TOO much though. After all that work I went through tying you up, you aren't getting out of that chair for a long time, and it'd be embarrassing if you had an accident. No other option; you wanted this T for Teens, remember - so the other obvious solution is out of the question!
Bwaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa...
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