New game: make a wish

Postby spiderlads322 » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:02 pm

Okay, let's hope this works. Make a wish is a game where one person wishes for something, and another person gives it a catch.
Ex: p. 1: I wish 200 dollars falls from the sky and lands right in front of me
P.2: the money falls from a helicopter full of robbers who just robbed the national bank. You go to jail for it
that's basicly how it goes, just keep wishing, and hope other people can't turn it against you. Try to make it coplicated enough that they can't.

I'll start easy. I wish Kirby was real
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:28 pm

Ummm.... Kirby mistakes you for just another thing he eats and tries to gobble you up.
Now what? Do *I* make a wish, or wait for you to make another to get screwed up? And how complex can the wish be?
I'll try this one:
Without changing me or my own life in any way nor causing harm to anyone, I wish I was the most miserable person on Earth.
I trust you can figure out what the intention of *that* one is (and no it's not masochism; think about it). :lol:
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby spiderlads322 » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:41 pm

Oh, yes. I'm sorry. You do make a wish after you screw someone elses up. And the wish can be as complex as you want it, just so it makes it harder for other players. As for your wish, I really can't think of anything ad of right now,so I'll wait to see if someone else can think of anything.
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:25 am

I wish that I have a room made completly out of chocolate that would never melt.
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:47 am

But a horde of hungry kids come along and *literally* eat you out of house and home! :P
That was too easy! :twisted:

Here's one a bit less difficult than the stumper I posed before.
I wish I was invulnerable to harm, including all effects of aging and disease.
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:51 am

You may be invulnerable to harm, but then you are trapped in a bubble, and it sucks the life energy out of you and kills you.

I wish that crimes never happen in any place on Earth
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:56 am

Trapping in a bubble is good Jay - but since I'm invulnerable to harm I'm merely stuck there forever - which is of course even worse! :worried: :big:
As for the crimes: they stop happening because a disaster kills everyone on Earth. Ta-da - no more crime or criminals! No crime victims either. Oh well.

I wish a miracle drug was invented that cured all disease without ANY bad side effects!
This one's easy Jay.
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:59 am

Even though the miracle drug is invented that has no bad side effects, people are losing money because they are spending a lot on the drug

I wish animals can talk so I can have a conversation with them
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:36 am

But when they tell you what they really think of people, you get suicidally depressed. :twisted:
I wish I could fly like Superman and also be invulenrable when I fly so I couldn't hurt myself flying!
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:38 am

But then, someone mistakes you for a bird, and captures you, and you are trapped in a cage for life :twisted:

I wish that I had an island where no man, spiritual, or natural thing can penetrate it alone with a lot of my Christian friends and only my selected few can enter it
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:58 am

But then Islamic terrorists surround it and trap you and your friends there so that you can never leave.
I wish everyone in the world liked me and wanted to be my friend.
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:07 pm

If I am with my Christian friends, it is blessing to be trapped with them.
But then with so many friends, you fail to remember all of them, and they pissed and leave

Wish I could predict future events so I can stop them
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Nuclearo » Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:12 pm

You predict yourself contracting a deadly disease, a shame you could have only saved yourself if you acted yesterday.

I wish I could stop time at will and move freely while time is stopped.
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby anjell » Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:26 pm

To bad you don't know how to start time again.
Wish winter never comes.
Let's use all the colors.
Dust 'em, Pix!
Yup! That tasted purple!

Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:42 pm

Then a runaway greenhouse effect starts and Earth becomes another Venus.

I wish everyone could stay young and healthy as an 18-year-old (one they REACH 18, that is) all through their natural lifetimes.
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:17 pm

Before I respond to that, I'll have to say that Jason, you are good at this game.

But, to compromise your wish, being young is fun, but then you are unable to drink alcohol, but if you do not like alcohol, the other complication is that, you are unable to see yourself do other things

I wish I could have tugs everyday with anyone w/torture
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:33 pm

You don't have to LOOK 21 to drink alcohol Jay, just BE 21. An ID can prove that.
Anyway, that wish of yours is TOO easy to screw up. Shane's Al Quida find you (you said *anyone* :twisted: ) and take you back to Afghanistan for recreational torture - everyday, just like you asked.

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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:48 pm

I had to look it up, but the complication would be isolation in the holographical chamber detaching you from reality

I wish that my hands was bigger
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:09 pm

Your hands swell up like you were wearing catcher's mitts and you can hardly move your all-too think-fingers at all.
Then someone ties your wrists so poorly that anyone without normal hands could get out but you can't! :big:

I wish I could legally get everything I want for free... yeah, TUGS included. :mrgreen:
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:23 pm

But then you are taking things from people that wants them, so they tie you up and keep you as their slave forever

I wish I had an entire collection of torture implements from all time periods, but no one can use it on me, just me use it on them with no legal consequences
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:20 pm

1. Your answer sounds like a win-win situation for ME.
2. Doesn't the same logic apply to your torture implements?

Your torture implements are all crumbly antiques and break whenever you try to use them.

I wish I could keep Jay in a sound-proof cage deep inside my nasty old cellar. :twisted:
(No not really, but what the Hell?)
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:29 pm

But then I have a seizure and you do not realize it because you cannot hear my screams, and I die, and you are charged with involuntary manslaughter

I wish that poverty is no longer an issue
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:47 pm

jay wrote:But then I have a seizure and you do not realize it because you cannot hear my screams, and I die, and you are charged with involuntary manslaughter


Oh well. Not a total loss! :twisted:
Just kidding.

jay wrote:I wish that poverty is no longer an issue


A plague wipes out all the poor people. End of poverty. Be careful what you wish for.
I wish every person that ever killed someone in cold blood died instantly themselves (except me for causing this wish).
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:29 pm

Then, the consequence is unexplained deaths leaving to a theshold of unusual activities that destroys a population, instead of giving them a second chance in life.

I wish that this site will become into an adult themed site with no children (not really, but it is something I decided to add here)
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:59 pm

And so Haloguy, Chris12, and numerous other members of the board, angry at being summarily banned, get together, find you... and nobody else EVER finds you ever again! :twisted:

I wish any two people on this board who mutually (and only if mutually) wished to meet each other (for TUGs or just casual conversation) could do so as easily as if they lived on the same street.
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby spiderlads322 » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:20 pm

They argue over where to go to talk or whatever, and end up leaving for home.

I wish I was an actual cat- girl person like on anime, and no one thinks it's weird because it's too amazingly cool
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:31 pm

The government finds about you and performs fiendish lab experiemnts on you - thinking you're a space alien. You get rescued by members of PETA, who make you their poster child against animal abuse.

I wish I had a million dolalrs, tax-free and not linked to *anyone's* criminal activity, so I could retire (and have more time to write and draw)!!!
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jay Feely » Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:10 am

But then you get greedy and spend it all on useless things.

I wish that my house was a smart house
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Jason Toddman » Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:11 am

You house is so smart it decides it doesn't need you and kicks you out into the street and won't let you back inside. :mrgreen:

I wish Jay would show more imagination in his postings - especially to his responses on this forum (If I spent money on useless things, I wouldn't have a quarter of a million dollars NOW, Jay!). :twisted:
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Re: New game: make a wish

Postby Nuclearo » Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:05 am

Jay shows imagination but posts in in a viral site that blanks his memory of them and causes him to just babble nonsense here. Well done Jason.

I wish I could shapeshift at will to any form and any size while retaining my mind and be in complete control of this power (thus never being stuck or randomly changing)
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