This calls for a Do They Know It's Christmas parody!

It's Christmas Time!
There's no need to be afraid...
Until that time
When kidnappers come and take you away
"Let's grab some girls aplenty!
And fulfil our wildest joys!"
How I'd love to bind a girl
At Christmas time!
She says a prayer
She prays as he grabs her buns
At Christmas time
He tapes her up and has some fun
There's a man outside your window
Tryin' to spread some dread and fear
Yeah the only place your going
Is full of bondage gear
And the Christmas sounds you hear there
Are young ladies saying "Mmmmph!"
Well don't you wonder why it's them
Instead of you?
He'll drag you through the snow and kidnap ya this Christmas time
The greatest gift he's received in his life
Woah-oah-oh!
The damsel count it grows
And now I think you know
You want Christmas bondage after all!