How would you tie/tape me up?

Postby SolidSnickerdoodle » Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:25 pm

Relatively straightforward title. I've never done one of these before as it's never really appealed to me, but I figured the section is here, so why not?

Basic info:
Male
18 years old
Bisexual
6ft tall
kind of scrawny
Medium length brown hair

Sorry if that's not much to go on, but we'll see where this goes. I'd prefer that people refrain from posting the classic "sneak up behind you and clamp hand over mouth scenario." With respect, that's been done plenty of times. Other than that, feel free to use your imagination.
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