Creepy clown sightings

Postby SolidSnickerdoodle » Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:04 pm

So, this is a bit weird, but apparently there's been a string of recent clown sightings within major cities in the US. Don't really know why, but at this point I'm not sure what to expect. I would imagine that some are playing on the hype and dressing up as clowns for a good prank. But as a general rule, if you do happen to see a clown in a place that no clown would normally be then you might be better off to just nope out of the situation. Clowns are already creepy enough without the threat of being stabbed in a parking lot. This has been a public service announcement from the Committee of Clown Safety (CCS).

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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby RiaTheGaggedGirl » Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:32 pm

Yeah I saw one in the park.
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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby Nexus » Sun Oct 09, 2016 4:52 pm

There's a park across the street from my house. If I see a clown over there I'm starting up my weed whacker and chasing the fucker out.

Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby Domination » Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:57 am

Clowns are normal people you know, you can easily gang up on him/her and chase him/her away...
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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby RiaTheGaggedGirl » Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:35 am

Domination wrote:Clowns are normal people you know, you can easily gang up on him/her and chase him/her away...

If you dress up as a clown and stand in the wood or the park you are not normal :lol: :lol:
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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby xtc » Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:07 pm

I've seen two: one says he's standing for the President of the USA and the other has been appointed as our Foreign Secretary.
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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby Domination » Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:12 pm

xtc wrote:I've seen two: one says he's standing for the President of the USA and the other has been appointed as our Foreign Secretary.


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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby Jason Toddman » Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:20 pm

I've seen some really creepy and disturbing videos about these real-life clowns on Youtube lately too. With some of them, it isn't so much that they're dressed up like clowns but like downright creepy-looking clowns, like those abominations shown in the movie "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" (yes there really is a movie with that name from 1988), standing in front of houses and staring creepily at security cameras.
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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby Nexus » Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:25 pm

Some of these clowns aren't just standing around. Some of them are brandishing knives. Some of them are trying to lure children. Fuck these clowns to their core.

Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby Jason Toddman » Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:56 pm

Here's a video from WatchMojo.com that just came out today about them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7OpIh5wc_A
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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby Chris12 » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:52 pm

In a society were everyone can kill this is just a lethal accident waiting to happen.

The clown export to the Netherlands went hilariously. A clown tried to scare a kid walking his dog and was send running off when the kid started hitting him.

Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby drawscore » Sat Oct 15, 2016 2:51 am

The creepy clowns are all in Washington, DC

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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby Jason Toddman » Sat Oct 15, 2016 11:39 am

drawscore wrote:The creepy clowns are all in Washington, DC

Drawscore

Do you have to insert your political statements everywhere you go?! :?
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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby MisterBones » Sat Oct 15, 2016 11:48 am

Jason Toddman wrote:
drawscore wrote:The creepy clowns are all in Washington, DC

Drawscore

Do you have to insert your political statements everywhere you go?! :?

And y'know, the whole 'drawscore at the bottom' thing. Something about it just ticks me off.
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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby SolidSnickerdoodle » Sat Oct 15, 2016 2:44 pm

Jason Toddman wrote:
drawscore wrote:The creepy clowns are all in Washington, DC

Drawscore

Do you have to insert your political statements everywhere you go?! :?

It is getting pretty annoying. I mean God forbid we have a few posts where politicians aren't referenced.
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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby drawscore » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:01 pm

Did I say anytrhing about politicians?

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Re: Creepy clown sightings

Postby Domination » Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:39 am

drawscore wrote:Did I say anytrhing about politicians?

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