While riding down along the border early this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was an illegal alien who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible person, and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and the Federal Department of Homeland Security.
It is now 4 am, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
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