I've just had a very silly idea.
I need several old men (over 50) who'd be prepared to be the victims. Obviously I'm in. Jason, will you play? Is there any other "old fart" with a sense of humour who's lamenting the fact that they're past it?
I'd ask some of our younger members - by which I mean anyone under 40! - to "take care" of us. Danny, Snobound, are you in? Chris12, do you want revenge?
If there are enough members stupid enough to volunteer their services, I'll send out questionnaires to help with the plotting.
This might be too elaborate for a joke but I think it's worth a try.
I'd like to try to write a rather different TUG story.
Let's try!
xtc