Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:03 pm

I liked that other one so much I wish to create it.

Would you ever use cheese as a knife?

Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby TUfriend » Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:34 pm

Maybe.

Why is writing easier than reading?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby lonewolfandfriends » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:43 pm

It's not

Why do u have a head?

Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:19 pm

so our spinal cord are supported.

Why are fingers and toes important?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby TUfriend » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:35 pm

Toes, balance, fingers, dexterity?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could hire an attorney?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:36 pm

7

Why do police officers only restrain the hands when arresting someone?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby TUfriend » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:40 pm

If they have to they'll do your feet or even hog tie you if you keep fighting.

What is your mischief night prank?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:44 pm

Toliet Paper a House

Why do people have a fetish?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby TUfriend » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:25 pm

If we all were turned on by the same thing, one gender would have more power over the other.

Is it okay to be Christian and into TUGs?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:29 pm

Yes because God wants us to have fun.

Why do you think people are biased?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby TUfriend » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:31 pm

Because they feel that people fit stereotypes.

What is something good to write on someone's locker who tried to commit suicide?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:32 pm

To calm them down

Could we thrive without money?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby TUfriend » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:34 pm

Yes, but not as stable or wealthy. The barter system.

Is it possible to order handcuffs without my parents knowing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:38 pm

Not unless you live alone.

If handcuffs are secured, why do criminals escape from them?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Chase Ricks » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:33 pm

Just a part of their training.

Why do people waste perfectly good money on gag items?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:12 am

because they do not know how to make them.

Why do animals have to eat other animals?

note: specifically for carnivores only
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby lonewolfandfriends » Sat Oct 29, 2011 6:54 am

They are accustomed to the diet, and unknowing to them, this contributes making a food chain.

Why do people speak?

Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:02 am

because we do not have the ability to read minds thus we have to speak

Why do people get sick?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Chase Ricks » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:07 am

So doctors have income.

How do you make a dumb politician smart?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:42 am

kidnap them and torture them until you get them to change

How do you know when a girl/boy likes you when they do not say anything?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Chase Ricks » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:46 am

Reading their online posted messages on public forums.

How many books does it take to satisfy a speedreading bookworm?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:48 am

infinity

What is your iq measure?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Chase Ricks » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:50 am

Last time I checked it was between 200 and 210 but that was a few years ago so I am very sure I need it remeasured again.

If Batman is human and Manbat is not, can they ever be allies?
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Postby Jay Feely » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:53 am

no they cannot

Do you know where the tooth fairy comes from?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Chase Ricks » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:56 am

Fairyland.

If Superman goes insane, does that make the world blowup?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:57 am

No because he would kill his enemies faster that way

What is the chemical equation for kyrponite?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Chase Ricks » Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:11 am

S2 times M to the power of a billion divided by the age of an average citizen of Metropolis.

How do you befriend the Wolfman?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby lonewolfandfriends » Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:31 am

If your talking about me i take offense. but if not i can communicate with him with wolf howls and telepathy.

what if i decided not to watch the college football games today???

Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby Jay Feely » Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:48 am

you will miss the action of improable upsets.

What if I quit being a smartass?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer repost

Postby lonewolfandfriends » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:07 am

I'd be happy

How would I add 2to2