I would sneak behind you and handcuff you behind your back, peel off your socks and stuff them in your mouth followed by 10 loops of duct tape then I'd tie your elbows together with rope followed by tiying your legs together.
Then once I had gotten everything of value I'd plant a kiss on your gagged mouth and take you with me as my "boyfriend" all the while saying that I promise to be gentle...

Everyone speaks in multiple languages...But gag talk is universal and a sock in your mouth is the perfect translator!