## Help me I got Kidnapped by an Idiot (Wyatt9999's version)

Post by Wyatt9999 » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:36 pm

Mirae has given me permission to continue the story putting my own spin on it. She says that if she ever continues the story it'll be from where she left off.
My vision was restored, to my shock what stood infront of me were not a couple of mean kidnappers. No it was Paul my idiot kidnapper from two days ago. He wasn't making any attempts to untie me, but I sure was glad to see him. Though a thousand thoughts raced through my mind as I looked into his face. He was smiling at me, I glanced around and saw I was sitting in the backseat of Paul's car. I saw him reach into his pocket and pull something out. My eyes grew wide at the letter he was showing me.
"Dear Mirae: I'm sorry you are always getting kidnapped for my money. I can't let that happen anymore, Paul your earlier kidnapper is actually my brother. He has a few screws loose, but he's a good guy. The only reason he kidnapped you, was so you could recognize his face. You are to listen to him now understood. His real house isn't too far, but in order to keep this a secret we have to keep up the charade that he's kidnapping you. Your mother and I love you very much sweetie, and we're only doing this for your safety. Your dad." The letter read.
I did my best to hold back my tears. My dad actually cares about me and he's making sure I won't get kidnapped again. To be absolutely honest I actually liked the kidnapping, Paul was stupid but he was nice and treated be good. I wondered if he would keep me tied up at all for this. I still wasn't sure if I was ready to call Paul uncle yet though.
"Oh hey, how did you know where I was?" I asked.
"Those are the two guys I stole the idea to kidnap you from, I was coming up to your house to get you and saw them nab you. I'm not stealthy as you know, so I just shot their tires and beat the crud out of them." Paul explained.
"Did you remember to call the cops?" I asked.
"Oh goddammit!" He exclaimed.
I sighed in disbelief and shook my head. He saw this and a playful smirk grew across his face. I could tell he was planning something since he never hinted at untying me. I hear him press a button. A long metal arm comes out on my right side, the metal hand held a feather in his hand. I chuckled nervously at the tickle tool pointed at my belly. This guy was an idiot how the heck did he afford this. My thoughts were broken as the pointy tip stroked up and down my belly. I immediately start to laugh out loud from it.
"I may be an idiot, but I'm filthy rich. I had to act like a broke kidnapper yesterday so that's why I was kind of rough with you." Paul explained.
The torturous feather attacking my belly made me too distracted to ask how he got so much money. No I could only laugh and squirm helplessly in the backseat as he drove. Tears streamed down my face as the feather twirls inside my belly button. Even through all of the tickling, I had to wonder. What would life be like with an idiot kidnapper.
edit: the rest of my version will be posted in this thread.