Imagine getting your local newspaper today, and seeing THIS unusual ad in the Classified Ads section, or, perhaps seeing it posted on Craigslist.
Wanted: Volunteer Supervisors for Youth TUGs.
Position Description: Although it may seem hard to believe, there are many, many, youngsters in YOUR community right now who have a desire to play tie-up games, otherwise known as TUGs. And, they want to play these games in a safe, secure, structured environment; they want to play such games as a way of having fun "escape contests." (In fact, probably most young TUGs participants ENJOY the challenge and thrill of trying to escape.)
So, Volunteer TUGs Supervisors are now needed in your area. The role of a Volunteer Supervisor will be to ensure that these games are ALWAYS played in a fair, equitable, safe manner, and, THAT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF AN UNTOWARD NATURE EVER HAPPENS TO THE CONSENSUAL PARTICIPANTS. (All willing, consensual TUGs participants WANT to have a fun, enjoyable experience in their games, and the role of a Volunteer Supervisor is to make sure that everyone IS having fun at all times!) Even though this position is a voluntary, unpaid position, the rewards will be many beyond that of a monetary basis. Volunteers of all ages are needed, including youngsters themselves, and you will need to commit to a maximum of 5 hours each week. Of course, due to the nature of this postion, a thorough background check will be performed on all persons who volunteer for this community-service position before being accepted as a Volunteer. To find out more about this unique volunteer position in your community, please call the following number...
Now then, after reading such a "different" "Help-Wanted" ad, the question remains...Would YOU volunteer for this kind of unique community service? Well, I'll leave that up to your own imagination to decide.....