Happy Thanksgiving!

Postby Tailsy » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:52 pm

For everyone on Thanksgiving to give you a good laugh :3

Simple every day sounding things have different meanings to different people...just where does your mind wander
•Talk about a huge breast!
•Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
•It's Cool Whip time!
•If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
•Whew, that's one terrific spread!
•I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
•Are you ready for seconds yet?
•It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
•Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
•Don't play with your meat.
•Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
•Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at Once?
•I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
•You still have a little bit on your chin.
•How long will it take after you stick it in?
•You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
•Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
•That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
•How long do I beat it before it's ready?
•"And he forces his way into the end zone!"
•"She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes15 men to hold her down."
•"It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip,nothing squirts ou
•I didn't know your wife could do that with a breast
•God was that a tight hole to stuff.
•He likes both white meat and dark meat.



Happy Turkey day :D
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!

Postby xtc » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:06 pm

You seem to have forgotten, "Who wants stuffing?" Or doesn't that translate across the Pond?
Happy Thanksgiving (Whatever that may be :big: )
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!

Postby Chase Ricks » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:27 am

Great list Tied Tails. I think I can add a few more if you do not mind. :big:

So many different flavors of pie to choose from, where should I start?
Who cares about football, bring on the cheerleaders!
I say good sir how much does it cost with the free cream on top?

Have a great weekend! :big:
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!

Postby TUfriend » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:32 pm

xtc wrote:You seem to have forgotten, "Who wants stuffing?" Or doesn't that translate across the Pond?
Happy Thanksgiving (Whatever that may be :big: )


If by across the pond you mean the Atlantic ocean, then I've never heard such innuendo.

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