My Cat

Postby drawscore » Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:09 pm

Shuffled my feet on the carpet today, then touched the tip of my cat's tail.

I honestly did not know that an eight pound cat could jump 8.5 feet straight up. She nearly caught the ceiling fan.

I am left wondering what would have happened if I had done it to the other cat. He's huge, Weighs 17 pounds.

Drawscore

Re: My Cat

Postby xtc » Sun Mar 13, 2016 4:55 am

Come on, Drawscore, you're not going to convince any of us that you're cuddly enough to be a cat "owner".
Let alone have two of them!
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: My Cat

Postby SolidSnickerdoodle » Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:28 am

Not to start a flame war, but... dogs are better than cats.
There is only one God, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: Not today.

Re: My Cat

Postby drawscore » Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:57 am

xtc wrote:Come on, Drawscore, you're not going to convince any of us that you're cuddly enough to be a cat "owner".
Let alone have two of them!


You don't own a cat. The cat owns you.

A dog will come when you call it. A cat will take a message, and get back to you later.

The 17 pound tomcat has the disposition of the Tasmanian Devil, and backs it up with a razor-sharp set of claws on his front paws. Hates dogs with a passion, except for the chihuahua two doors down. Probably does not regard it as a threat, considering that the cat is twice its size.

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Re: My Cat

Postby xtc » Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:02 am

Ahhh! a REAL cat!
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: My Cat

Postby Jay Feely » Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:29 am

drawscore wrote:Shuffled my feet on the carpet today, then touched the tip of my cat's tail.

I honestly did not know that an eight pound cat could jump 8.5 feet straight up. She nearly caught the ceiling fan.

I am left wondering what would have happened if I had done it to the other cat. He's huge, Weighs 17 pounds.

Drawscore


nice cat
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.