## Quotes

Post by Bondage Bunch » Fri Jul 17, 2015 6:49 pm

Okay, everybody! This is a topic for sharing quotes, whether they are written by you, or are actually famous! Let me start off with a few:
Yo, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, all in one moment, would you capture it? Or just let it slip? ~Eminem
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars ~Norman Vincint Peale
"Watch out for that grenade!" ~Random Grenadier
I'll be back... ~Terminator
Tie or be Tied: That's the question! ~Kinky-Wolf

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Post by drawscore » Sat Jul 18, 2015 4:08 am

"Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend." - ROTC training manual
"There is no problem in this world, so big or so great, that cannot be overcome by the proper application of a sufficient amount of C-4." - Unknown
"A man only needs two tools: Duct tape, and WD-40. If it moves, but shouldn't, use the duct tape. If it doesn't move, but should, use the WD-40." - Unknown
"A good public relations person is one that can tell you to "go to hell," and do it in such a way, that you can't wait to get home and pack for the trip." - Unknown
Drawscore

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Post by That-animeguy » Sat Jul 18, 2015 4:39 am

> Bondage Bunch wrote:Okay, everybody! This is a topic for sharing quotes, whether they are written by you, or are actually famous! Let me start off with a few:
> Yo, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, all in one moment, would you capture it? Or just let it slip? ~Eminem
> Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars ~Norman Vincint Peale
> "Watch out for that grenade!" ~Random Grenadier
> I'll be back... ~Terminator
> Tie or be Tied: That's the question! ~Kinky-Wolf

Glad to see my own there!
So... gulible!

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Post by Stef » Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:45 am

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
If duct tape doesn't fix the problem, you ain't using enough!
For long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be...

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Post by putasockinit2 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:03 am

If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. A lot of people dont appreciate the moment until its passed. - Kanye West
'Too many friends and not enough true friends'
The Kanye of tugs
Stuck between wanting to quit and wanting to stay...

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Post by helpless_jennifer » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:15 pm

"Of course, the car came back three weeks later" -Christine

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Post by 31acujoker » Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:52 pm

"My name is Dug, I have just met you, and I love you!"
- Dug the Golden Retriever from UP
"Hey! what's your problem?"
"I'm a Catholic Whore, currently enjoying congress, out of wedlock, with my black Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic, so, Hail Satan, and good day to you Madam"
-Galahad from Kingsman: The Secret Service
"A thing is not beautiful because it lasts"
- The Vision

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Post by Nexus » Sun Jul 19, 2015 10:42 am

I'd probably just fill this page with Tarantino quotes, so just do yourselves a favor and watch Pulp Fiction and a Reservoir Dogs.

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Post by Mmph Squad » Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:42 am

"Heroines are to be seen, not heard." -Catwoman
To tie or be tied? I'm not one to care as long as there are gags!

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Post by Bondage Bunch » Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:53 pm

A man asked God, "Hey God, to you, how long is a million years?" And God replied, "a minute." Then the man asked, "Hey, God, to you, how much is a million dollars?" And god replied, "a penny." Then the man asked, "Hey, God, can I have a penny?" "Wait a minute." ~ Religeous Joke

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Post by SuperSocker » Sun Oct 25, 2015 3:14 pm

“Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.” - Mark Twain
"In a game of chess, even the queen is just another pawn." - Lost the source,
"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say." - Nappa, TFS Abridged

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Post by ViXie » Sun Oct 25, 2015 3:46 pm

it's over 9000"- DBZ vegeta
when there's somthing strange... Who do you call? Ghost Nappa - DBZ abridged TFS
if guns aren't enough theb ... Use more guns!- mecanic TF2
PINGAS!- from MLG® and Sonic
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY - snoop dog
Kill them black ops style- BO2 the musical Lhugeny
^^ that's all for now!
Like Da Terminator... I am Back! ...also email reciving sucks...