Note: This is all fictional
Intro -
Hi! My name is Niki. I am 14 years old. I have long black hair and blue eyes.
My friends say I'm gorgeous. I am inclined to believe them due to the amount of power I have just recently discovered I have over boys. As a result, I am quite flirty. Ok, incredibly flirty!
But anyway, this is the story of when I taught a boy the most important lesson of all - girls are far superior to boys!
Or, in a less feminist way, "don't be sexist".