We've cleared the breakfast pots away, used the bathroom but are having a lazy pyjama day.
To be more precise, Robert is laid full-length on his back on the floor of the living room, with his hands cuffed above his head and his ankles tied together with rope.
I'm sat on the sofa with my clean bare feet on his chest and stomach using him as a human footstool.
We don't doo foot sniffing - that's disgusting!
Sophie & Robert

