HOW ABOUT A FEW LIMERICS ?

Postby xtc » Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:28 am

How about some limericks? The “traditional” ones shouldn’t take too much tweeking. Here’s an offering to get us started.

A strapping young man from Khartoum
Took his tug-buddy up to his room.
They argued all night over who had the right
To do what, with which and to whom.


If this shouldn't be in this area, sorry, and I'm sure one of the MOds will move it.

Wassail,
xtc
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: HOW ABOUT A FEW LIMERICS ?

Postby tiedup101 » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:25 am

Then finally the lad captured the other
tying his victim to his bed
he began tickling which was sure to bother
the lad let him go and the other muttered, your dead!
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Re: HOW ABOUT A FEW LIMERICS ?

Postby xtc » Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:57 am

I thought only an English Brummie could rhyme "away" with "instantlaaay". I live and learn!

Wassail!
xtc
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: HOW ABOUT A FEW LIMERICS ?

Postby Jason Toddman » Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:47 am

General Chat would've been the logical place for this thread. But here we are, so...

I actually wrote an entire graphic novel (about 160 pages) containing one epic limerick of SEVERAL HUNDRED stanzas, just for the hell of it. The first stanza should give you the basic idea what the story was like:
There once was a little lad,
who tied up and tortured his dad.
it was really quite a sight,
when he tied daddy up tight,
with more skill than daddy knew that he had.
Some of the rest of it is rather too raunchy to post here, however. :twisted:
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Re: HOW ABOUT A FEW LIMERICS ?

Postby xtc » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:31 am

Duct Tape Boy and his friend, Sue
Found they had nothing to do.
So they called their friend, John, who had nothing on
And Naughty Nats called around too.


Now THAT could be quite a situation!
xtc
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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