## I Think I Wasted Two Stamps

Post by drawscore » Fri May 11, 2012 1:09 pm

While riding down along the border early this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was an illegal alien who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible person, and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and the Federal Department of Homeland Security.
It is now 4 am, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
Drawscore

### Re: I Think I Wasted Two Stamps

Post by Jason Toddman » Sat May 12, 2012 8:41 pm

I think I wasted my time reading this stupid garbage, and am wasting even more of it pointing out that it well deserved to go without a response for over two days by everyone else - a mere 18 others in two days who even bothered to read this at all - who apparently all had more sense than me by not responding at all. I congratulate everyone else who had the sense to never read this poisonous crap at all and who never will.
The next time I see a Drawscore post, perhaps even *I'll* also have more sense than to read it!
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
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### Re: I Think I Wasted Two Stamps

Post by drawscore » Sat May 12, 2012 10:45 pm

Tell me, Jason, do you work for the BATFE? They are a bunch of humorless sourpusses, too.
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### Re: I Think I Wasted Two Stamps

Post by Jason Toddman » Sun May 13, 2012 7:49 am

I don't even know what the BATFE is, nor do I care.
As for being a humorless sourpuss, have you read any of my stories at all? In any case, what you said wasn't particularly humorous; only mean-spirited. Do you tell Polish jokes too?
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

### Re: I Think I Wasted Two Stamps

Post by drawscore » Sun May 13, 2012 9:06 am

The BATFE is the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives. Last I looked, it was a division of the Department of the Treasury, but may, like the Coast Guard (which was also an arm of the Treasury Department, then the Transportation Department) be under Homeland Security. Like you, they take things too seriously. Stop and smell the roses, and have some fun in life. It's far too short for you to be getting bent out of shape over little shit. Besides, all you do, is encourage me.
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### Re: I Think I Wasted Two Stamps

Post by Jason Toddman » Sun May 13, 2012 12:20 pm

> drawscore wrote: Besides, all you do, is encourage me.
> Drawscore

Yes, I've been noticing that... hence my warning to others in a different forum not to do the same. We've been feeding the troll long enough.
Time to us to stop wasting our two cents worth.! With you, it makes no 'cents'.
Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...

### Re: I Think I Wasted Two Stamps

Post by Games_Bond » Thu May 17, 2012 3:11 am

I am also compassionate, so I actually sent a gift for the funeral of the deceased immigrant.
It was a floral arrangement, grown in the shape of a life jacket.
Well, it's what he would have wanted.