## f.o.k.s. old friends

Post by Ducttapestar » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:10 am

"Well, well, well. look who's here" I said. My old buddy Johnny had come to visit me. I'd been hired by his sister to torture him into submission, as he had photos of her and her boyfriend. But I'd had pity on him, as I have an older sister. Now, it seemed, he was ready to use the card I gave him that time. As we began to talk buisness, my boss, kidnapper, entered the office.
"might I pop in on this one?" he asked.
"Please do," said Johnny. with that, he took a seat, and the three of us began making a plan on how to hit Geia and her boyfriend, Luise. The 30 minuit conversation went something like this:
"I'm thinking we need to get them seperate, then they'll be easier to catch," said Johnny.
"But how would that humiliate them? No, I think they need to be together," I pointed out.
"Supose you took them by suprise," said kidnapper, "and while they were together, jump them in the dark." Clearly, this is why he was in charge of the operation.
"That could work," said Johnny.
"I think I have just the idea," I said with a smile.
"Well you boys better hurry. You did say they wouldn't be very late. Have fun out there," said kidnapper. So off we went to Johnny's house.
The plan was fool proof. Geia and Luise had left a note saying they'd be back by 6:00. It was now 5:57:30. We'd only arrived at 5:41, so we'd had to hurry.
"T minus 2 minuites," I said to Johnny. The plan was to kill the power to the house, so the lights wouldn't come on. A creepy setting would make them more susceptable to our attack.
"1minuite, 38 seconds." Then, I would wait in the shower for Luise to use the restroom, while Johnny waited in his room for Geia. I would jump on him, while Johnny would pretend he'd been robbed and tied up to distract her. As such, I had gagged him with a peice of tape.
"1 minuite, 12 seconds." we were staked out in Johnny's room, waiting for them to come through the front door. We'd see them comming, and prepare ourselves. the anticipation was killing me.
"58 seconds." Sudenly, a door closed, and Geia called,
"We're back!" WHAT!? Why are they back now? and why did they use the back door? I bolted for the bathroom and hid in the shower as planned. We could hear Geia and Luise downstairs.
"Why aren't the lights comming on?" asked Geia nervously. "This is really creepy"
"I like it," said Luise. Then, there was giggling.
AARRGGHH!!! Were they seriously going to make out right now?! this was not going well at all. That's when I heard Johnny. He started "mmphing" in his room. Loudly. The kid was a genius! Geia and Luise heard it downstairs.
"What the...?" asked Geia. "Johnny?" And they started comming upstairs. Johnny's door was opened and she screamed.
"Who did this?!" Johnny just mumbled under his gag. All this time, I'd been sneaking out of the shower and towards the room. As soon as Geia tore the tape off of Johnny's mouth, he grabbed her and I grabbed Luise. There was a brief struggle, but finaly, we had them both subdued, hads tied behind their backs, ankles tied together, and their mouths taped shut. When we had them tied, I went downstairs to reconnect the power to the house. The lights came on, and I went back upstairs. Geia was PISSED when she saw me. Luise was very confused. He thought I was some ex-boyfriend of hers, but Johnny and I cleared the air. After that, I began a speech. I won't bore you with every single detail, but the main point was,
"If you mess with Johnny again, I'll know. And the next time I have to come here won't be so pleasent." I think it got the mesage across, so I decided it was time to bow out. But on my way out the door, Johnny stopped me.
"I owe you one."
"Forget about it. Consider this payback," I said.
"So, when do you think I can start working for your company?" asked Johnny. I smiled and said,
"We'll see." And with that, I got in my car and left the scene. But I got a feeling that someday, Johnny and I would be working together.