Tell Me a Lie (P/F)

Postby LordNelson » Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:13 pm

She lay on the bed naked. As he tied her spread eagle to the posts she remembered when she first met him. He was awkward and shy. As he fussed over the knots making sure they were perfect she thought about the first time they made love. It was very odd but extremely satisfying at the same time.

His method of foreplay was to tell her a story while tying her up; and not just any kind of story. It had to be a fantastic totally unbelievable tale. At first she found it distracting but when she experienced the results it produced she learned to live with it.

Tonight, as he bound her, he said ‘The other day I made my own lottery ticket with crayons. I won a billion dollars in the lottery. Then I bought a spaceship and went to Jupiter. Once I got there I opened a McDonald’s restaurant. We served McMartian burgers and Uranus fries.’ His story went on as he made sure that each restraint was just right. Another of his quirks was to tie her up with string rather than rope. He told her that it reminded him of home but never explained what that meant.

Once satisfied that her bondage was perfect he climbed onto the end of the bed. He pushed his head up between her legs. As he slowly buried his face between her thighs she begged him ‘Tell me another lie!’ He said ‘I had to come back from Jupiter to attend a funeral.’ ‘Tell me just one more lie.’ she moaned; her voice getting higher as ecstasy approached. ‘Because my mother was eaten by a dinosaur’ he replied.

‘Now lover, do me now’ she cried. He plunged his face deep into her crotch. ‘Oh my god’ she shrieked ‘nobody does it like you Pinocchio!’

Re: Tell Me a Lie (P/F)

Postby Sealherlips » Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:34 pm

Wow, this was a very hilarious post. Did you come up with that?

Re: Tell Me a Lie (P/F)

Postby Shanyalovestape » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:43 am

That is hilarious !!!!
Just your average,bondage-loving asian girl

Re: Tell Me a Lie (P/F)

Postby LordNelson » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:37 pm

At work the other day I overheard a discussion about a co-worker who is inclined to bend the truth. Someone said that it was too bad that he wasn't like Pinocchio, then we could tell when he was lying. When I heard the name I had a moment of inspiration.

Re: Tell Me a Lie (P/F)

Postby ratchetman47 » Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:14 am

This has to be one of the best posts I have ever read. Even love the humour in the title.

Re: Tell Me a Lie (P/F)

Postby ana-tie91 » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:42 am

that was sooooo clever, nice job ma'lord! :P
it's about time to read something new and different here, thnx :)