Worst Valentine's Day

Postby Jay Feely » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:09 am

What is your most shocking Valentine's Day story?
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: Worst Valentine's Day

Postby Jay Feely » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:36 am

Well one Valentine's I spilled hot coffee on my girlfriend bt accident.
You will have to subdue me to restrain me. I been a bad boy so make sure you torture me too with anything but pain.

Re: Worst Valentine's Day

Postby BoundJana » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:35 am

Valentines Day 2015, my date was driving us to a football game, everything was fine until he made an accident witch another car. Police took it's time and so we missed the game, 35€ the ticket for nothing plus the damaged car
What are you looking at? Finally put a gag in my mouth and play with me!

Re: Worst Valentine's Day

Postby KingMush » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:48 am

I almost choked on marshmallows after my (ex-)girlfriend shoved them too quickly in my mouth :/ Ain't why we broke up though.
War, war never changes.

Re: Worst Valentine's Day

Postby Steak in a Tree » Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:17 pm

Happened this year actually. Brother and parents both went out on their dates, I stayed at home. The power went out, so I sat there in the dark for 4 hours. Nothing super bad but not a good time at all.
"They didn't call him 'Einstein' for nothing."
-Albert Einstein

Re: Worst Valentine's Day

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:55 pm

Valentine's Day has been totally meaningless to me for nearly forty years. I haven't had anyone to share/spend it with since college. Seems to me that's worse than what anyone else here has said so far.
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Re: Worst Valentine's Day

Postby Rachel M » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:52 pm