why it must suck to be santa.

Postby viking » Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:12 pm

well since Christmas is getting closer i thought i would share something i found on the Internet about how terrible it actually must be to be Santa.
you probably think it must be awesome to have job where you only work during the season without having to worry about being to fat or how gray your beard has become, well think again because here is a list of 10 things that most likely makes Santa an grumpy old scrooge.

10.
the elves hats are all pointy and as tall as they are they reach exactly to your crouch. must be a huge problem as they walk around in the work shop.

9.
Rudolph's nose is actually brown, and you can try to figure out yourself why.

8.
vegans who places soy milk and tofu crackers.

7.
thanks to gangsta rap Santa can no longer laugh "HO HO HO!" without being beaten up by a bunch of angry feminists.

6.
it is hard to tell the difference between the bridle for the reindeer's and the one for Santa's wife.

5.
Blitzen and Rudolph insisted on eating brown beans and stewed broccoli just before you take off with the presents.

4.
the elves for Tolkien are hot babes, while Santa's are a bunch of short grumpy assembly line workers.

3.
global warming kills the reindeer's. and buffaloes doesn't work as a replacement.

2.
have you ever tried to remove reindeer poop from red velvet?

1.
the same freaking e-mail that uses physics to prove the fact that you can't fly around the entire planet in one night.
he's only seen it like 50 billion times!
Once a scout, always a perverted pyromaniac with a fetish for knives and duct tape