Just Because I'm Drunk

Postby drawscore » Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:55 pm

A nymphomaniac, Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And half of her asshole in Dallas.

A nymphomaniac, Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

And you're damn right! I am lewd, crude, rude, and socially unacceptable. And I'm proud of it, too!

I don't apologize for nothing. My friends don't need it, and my enemies won't believe it. They can all go piss up a rope.

Drawscore

Re: Just Because I'm Drunk

Postby cloud » Sat Apr 19, 2014 12:46 am

drawscore wrote:They can all go piss up a rope.


I must find this rope and protect it!!!!!!
Oh, a TUG! Do I have to play alone?
First Fictional Story (chapters 0-18): Moved Closer by Bondage

Re: Just Because I'm Drunk

Postby xtc » Sat Apr 19, 2014 10:16 am

Just for information, I've pm'd you.
Colloquialism 1 - grammar 0! How unlike Drawscore!. :mouthopen: Double negative, how old fashioned. Apology accepted. cheers
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: Just Because I'm Drunk

Postby drawscore » Sat Apr 19, 2014 10:25 pm

There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang them together
Whatever the weather
Lightning shot out of his ass.

Drawscore