[ I re-read the author's post and see now how it's meant for doing it now "TUGers."
[ I haven't lucked out yet so the comments I'm about to make regard : how a woman hasn't SHUT me up and how I haven't gagged myself. Boor - ing! (Gir! Stop doing that and come over here!)
Now -
Do you know the stereotype of women ONLY never stop talking? The vertible "social butterfly?
That's me.
Once in a while women confide in me they wish they could shut up their husbands / boyfriends.
That piques my interest.
A routine "joke" I make to girls is that I'm talking "so much" it's "time to pull out the duct tape." No bites yet

If a girl should visit my place, she will be exposed to the colorful ways I VENT by praying, singing, sometimes cussing and mainly humming to myself like Bobby McFarren. She'll shut me up for sure. I hope.
A stick of sorts is taped to the shelves next to me for the purpose of running RJ-15 phone line over head. You know, keep from tripping on it.
I used MUCH duct tape to lock it there.
Seeing that a one time a girlfriend said "you really like tape." I failed to follow the hint! Damn! That was a chance!
I can always play Demons From Her Past on my PVR, a 15 minute sequence gagged glory of Alexandra Paul mmmphing for her life casually telling her, I CAN GET OUT OF THAT! and pray she'll answer : OH YEAH ?
First I need a visitor. And a kinky one.
Um, about being a Threatening Psycho ....
People , VOTE to _KILL_ the Threatening Psycho
See : KILL PSYCHO BILLY
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