Hmmmm - when a guy submits to his girl I realize he's put himself in an ingovernable pickle, but IF she was being a tad mean to you, be nice perhaps if she let up a bit. But of course she (and you) were enjoying your predicament - hence the topic title, Crikey. I understand

"Sometimes in quiet desperation you realize it's never gonna be the way it was." - Carole King
"You've just been lonely too long." - Carly Simon