Where Do We Get Our Politicians?

Postby drawscore » Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:45 am

Just because I feel like being rude:

On a dusty southern chain-gang, on a dusty southern road
My late-lamented pappy made his permanent abode,
Now while some was there for stealing, my pappy's only fault
Was an overwhelming weakness for criminal assault.

His philosophy was simple, and free of moral tape,
"Seduction is for sissies; a he-man wants his rape!"
Pappy's total list of victims was embarrassingly rich
And though one of them was mammy, still he could not tell me which.

Well I never went to college, but I got me a degree,
I guess I am the model of a perfect S.O.B,
I'm a debit to my country, but a credit to my dad,
I'm the most expensive senator this country ever had.

I remember pappy telling me, "Boy, rapin' is a crime
Unless you rape the voters, a million at a time."

Drawscore

Re: Where Do We Get Our Politicians?

Postby mikeybound » Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:48 pm

As amusing as that was, just what are you saying here? Politicians are awful? Already know that.

Re: Where Do We Get Our Politicians?

Postby drawscore » Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:48 pm

:P :P :P

Re: Where Do We Get Our Politicians?

Postby mikeybound » Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:49 pm

Of course, it's inevitable to find a few well meaning and competent ones. But we still shat all over our founding fathers ideals.