Postby ________Tornado_________ » Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:37 pm
On a more serious note, I have a step-by-step guide to making a decision
Scenario:
You want to go out to a party with Friends, but your wife wants a meal out. What would you do?
Step 1:
Think carefully using your BRAIN. If you dont have a brain, wait 600 years until the technology is invented. Then go to step 2.
Step 2:
Think again. it is always good to double check.
Step 3:
Worry. Think of both options. Think of the Consequences. Nothing bad, what's the worst that could happen?
Apart from having no friends, Being a loner, or getting divorced, kicked out of the House and dying of dehydration at the age of 25.
Step 4:
Think about it through the night. Wake up. Good news, the party was cancelled!
Step 5: Decide to go out for a meal. You then realise that step 4 was a dream, and both the meal and the party took place last night.
Step 6:
Face the consequences.
You have been divorced and kicked out of the cheap house you bought because you were poor and couldnt afford anything else. Call your friend for help. Realise you have no friends for skipping the party, and die of dehydration at 25.
Step 7:
Let someone else decide. They bury you in their garden, as it is too expensive for a burial.
Hope this helps!
The morale of the Story? Get someone else to do the dirty (and clean) Work.
Never give up.