wrap you up in saran wrap from head to toe, then ducttape over that. Take off your socks, stuff them in your mouth, then ducttape over the gag nice and tight. then I could play with and tickle torture your feet for a while. At the end, maybe finish you off by putting your hair into a mohawk. . . using peanut butter. take a marker, draw on your face for a bit, and leave you there.
