Overheard

Postby xtc » Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:10 am

Sitting by the sound desk at a festival while the engineer was unwinding some gaffer tape:
This stuff is like The Force in "Star Trek": there's a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: Overheard

Postby NemesisPrime » Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:41 am

They done pushec the nerd button. It's Star WARS! Not Star TREK! One's a space opera and the other is space exploration! xtc, Please tell me you tried to correct such a grievous error.
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Re: Overheard

Postby xtc » Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:08 am

I'm afraid that, not being from the Geekosphere, I didn't notice. I appologise for making such a heretical misattribution.
Good joke, though, so I shall not remove the offensive post.

Thanks for the correction, Nemesis. I am sure that you have helped to prevent the more devout getting apoplexy.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: Overheard

Postby skybird137 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:17 am

Thus started the "Star Trek Wars". Or was it the "Star Wars Trek"?
Calling Fifty Shades of Grey a Bondage Story is like calling Titanic an Iceberg Movie...

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Re: Overheard

Postby NemesisPrime » Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:22 am

xtc wrote:I'm afraid that, not being from the Geekosphere, I didn't notice. I appologise for making such a heretical misattribution.
Good joke, though, so I shall not remove the offensive post.

Thanks for the correction, Nemesis. I am sure that you have helped to prevent the more devout getting apoplexy.

Tis be what I do, for I only live to serve :big:
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Re: Overheard

Postby tieup2008 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:02 pm

xtc wrote:Sitting by the sound desk at a festival while the engineer was unwinding some gaffer tape:
This stuff is like The Force in "Star Trek": there's a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together.


Were they intending to tie anyone up with it though? :o
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Re: Overheard

Postby xtc » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:28 pm

Hmmmm . . .
Perhaps I shoud move this to "General Chat".
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

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Re: Overheard

Postby AlexUSA » Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:58 pm

Gaffer tape works too for a quick 15-minute gag.
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Re: Overheard

Postby Mmph Squad » Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:17 am

AlexUSA wrote:Gaffer tape works too for a quick 15-minute gag.

I think the sound engineer should have gotten one for confusing trek with star wars. Maybe then he will get his duct tape jokes right next time!
To tie or be tied? I'm not one to care as long as there are gags!