To Hell with the title! It was a nice story! And at least Steveluis TRIED to indicate what kind of story it was; most other people don't even bother! So how about you people give Steveluis a break and give him credit for telling a good story?! Sheesh!
Anyway, nice story Steveluis. Don't worry about the petty kibbitzers and if you have other stories like this I at least would LOVE to read them!

Dare to be different... and make a difference.
To boldly go where no one in their right mind has gone before...