## Today's Bad Joke

Post by drawscore » Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:00 pm

One of my friends came up to me at work, and said "I hear you go out around midnight, and take a whiz in your front yard,"
I said "Yeah, that's true. What about it?"
He asked "Why do you do that?"
I answered "Because if I did it during the day, one of my neighbors might call the cops."
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Post by xtc » Mon Jun 12, 2017 2:45 am

"Filtered beer" has always been considered beneficial for the copmpost heap.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
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Post by viking » Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:45 pm

Once a scout, always a perverted pyromaniac with a fetish for knives and duct tape

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Post by Boocola » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:50 am

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fine.
fine who?
I fine you 200 dollar.

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Post by drawscore » Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:33 am

A: Did you hear old Skinny Green died?
B: Did he die a natural death?
A: Naw; he fell through a hole in the seat of his pants, and choked hisself to death.
(Homer and Jethro)
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Post by petraspeds » Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:57 am

No I said Time up mmmmppphhh

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Post by drawscore » Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:34 pm

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Post by MisterBones » Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:17 am

I have ocs or whatever

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Post by Rachel M » Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:28 pm

"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 who?"
"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET"

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Post by Ace234 » Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:26 am

I was walking around a forest one day, and I came across a giant cat, it started chasing me, but I got away. I got such a fright it made me PUMA pants!!! XD
PM me for a yarn!!

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Post by drawscore » Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:29 pm

Chorus: Bang bang Lulu, Lulu bangs all day,
Who we gonna bang on, when Lulu goes away?
Lulu had a chicken, she also had a duck,
She put them on the table, and taught them how to , , ,CHORUS
Lulu has two boyfriends; she often has to switch,
One's a son of a banker; the other's a son of a . . . CHORUS
Some girls work in factories; some girls work in stores;
Lulu works in Vegas, with 40 other . . . CHORUS
I took Lulu fishing, in a rented punt,
Every time she caught one, she'd stuff it up her . . . CHORUS
There are many, many other verses. Google "Bang Bang Lulu,"
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