## Make the best joke!

Post by Domination » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:19 am

I want you to make the best joke.
Mine is, look down and spell out attic.
Woah, don't mind if I do.

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by SolidSnickerdoodle » Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:26 pm

I asked my North Korean friend what life was like in North Korea.
He said he couldn't complain.
There is only one God, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: Not today.

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by grinandbareit » Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:57 am

What did the hamburger name his daughter???
Patty

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by viking » Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:44 pm

Well, as long nobody jokes about PMS, that is something we never should make fun of, period.
Once a scout, always a perverted pyromaniac with a fetish for knives and duct tape

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by SolidSnickerdoodle » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:21 am

> viking wrote:Well, as long nobody jokes about PMS, that is something we never should make fun of, period.

What if women had apostrophes instead of periods?
They'd be more possessive and more prone to contractions.
Last edited by SolidSnickerdoodle on Sun Oct 23, 2016 7:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
There is only one God, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: Not today.

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by viking » Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:37 am

"Do you know Power Point?"
"I Excel at it."
"Did you just make a Microsoft Office joke?"
"Word."
Once a scout, always a perverted pyromaniac with a fetish for knives and duct tape

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by Rob Masamune » Sun Oct 23, 2016 1:23 pm

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### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by drawscore » Sun Oct 23, 2016 7:36 pm

Do you know the difference between toilet paper, and the shower curtain?
(No)
Oh, so you're the one!
Drawscore

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Post by viking » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:12 am

BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!
Once a scout, always a perverted pyromaniac with a fetish for knives and duct tape

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Post by Naughty boy » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:54 am

The pallbearers were loading a casket into the hearse when the casket slipped out their hands and went down the hill.
It slid through town, running red lights as it went.
It jumped a curb and crashed through a pharmacy window.
Coming to a crashing stop at the druggist's counter, the lid opens and the corpse sits upright.
The druggist leans over the counter and asks "may I help you."
The body says "Yes, do you have something to stop this coffin?"

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by Oohmynameisblue » Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:38 am

> viking wrote:BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!

Even more appropriate on a tie up forum.

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by Nexus » Mon Oct 24, 2016 5:38 pm

- A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse "Why the long face?" The horse, having no understanding of the English language, promptly shits on the floor then leaves.
- A man walks into a bar. He says "ow that hurt."

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by Oohmynameisblue » Tue Oct 25, 2016 3:16 pm

> Nexus wrote:- A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse "Why the long face?" The horse, having no understanding of the English language, promptly shits on the floor then leaves.
> - A man walks into a bar. He says "ow that hurt."

Can you explain this I'm dumb

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by Nexus » Tue Oct 25, 2016 6:14 pm

> Oohmynameisblue wrote:

> > Nexus wrote:- A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse "Why the long face?" The horse, having no understanding of the English language, promptly shits on the floor then leaves.
> > - A man walks into a bar. He says "ow that hurt."

> Can you explain this I'm dumb

They're two separate jokes. They're both pretty stupid, which is why I like them so much.
The first one pokes fun at the joke itself by smashing you over the head with the reality that horses can't talk.
The second one uses an alternate meaning for the word bar. Like an iron bar, or a pry bar, crowbar, whatever.

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by Oohmynameisblue » Wed Oct 26, 2016 1:38 pm

> Nexus wrote:

> > Oohmynameisblue wrote:

> > > Nexus wrote:- A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse "Why the long face?" The horse, having no understanding of the English language, promptly shits on the floor then leaves.
> > > - A man walks into a bar. He says "ow that hurt."

> > Can you explain this I'm dumb

> They're two separate jokes. They're both pretty stupid, which is why I like them so much.
> The first one pokes fun at the joke itself by smashing you over the head with the reality that horses can't talk.
> The second one uses an alternate meaning for the word bar. Like an iron bar, or a pry bar, crowbar, whatever.

I get the second one now I kinda understand the first one ish

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by Domination » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:46 am

You guys are so clever. I'm not getting these.
Woah, don't mind if I do.

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Post by Boocola » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:51 pm

https://youtu.be/cfmk5hapRnI
I can't say it as go as he can

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Post by spd138 » Mon Jan 02, 2017 10:28 pm

How do you get a one arm blonde out if a tree?
Wave at her/him

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Post by robd142 » Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:43 am

One time a girl i was with seductively said to me why dont you tie me to the bed and do anything you want
ok i said
i tied her up then put my boots on
where are you going she asked
You said do anything i want so im off to cut hay i said

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by xtc » Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:44 am

#1 Did you hear about the Irish spy?
#2 No.
#1 There, you see, the Irish aren't so stupid are they?
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
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Post by MisterBones » Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:37 am

Drawscore's posts
I have ocs or whatever

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by xtc » Tue Mar 21, 2017 1:23 pm

Q. How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, that's a hardware problem.
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!
More by the same author: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=22729

### Re: Make the best joke!

Post by Domination » Sat May 13, 2017 6:24 am

Another joke.
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Woah, don't mind if I do.

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Post by Steak in a Tree » Sat May 13, 2017 8:51 am

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them
"They didn't call him 'Einstein' for nothing."
-Albert Einstein

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Post by Nexus » Sat May 13, 2017 11:28 am

I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win.
No pun in ten did.

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Post by That-animeguy » Sun May 14, 2017 2:01 am

You know, you can put a man on a moon, but you can't put a moon on a man ..
So... gulible!