Here’s what I’m thinking i should do:
“A boy gets a bad grade on his essay and goes to his English teacher to ask for extra credit. When he gets there, he sees that she’s reading a biography on an escape artist. He makes a deal with her: he’ll tie her up. If she can’t escape, he gets an A for the semester. If she does, he has to clean up the classroom for a year. Who will win?”
Would anyone want to read that?