AlexUSA wrote:I know some off-color math jokes, but kids are reading this...
fluffymammal wrote:Three engineering students debate what kind of engineer designed the human body.
One student says, "Obviously it was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another says, "No, it was definitely an electrical engineer. Just look at all the nerves!"
The last one says, "Are you kidding? It was a civil engineer for sure. Who else would route a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
xtc wrote:To a mathematician, π is the ratio between the circumference and the diameter of a circle.
To a scientist, it's about 3.
To an engineer, it's not big enough to worry about.