Postby Cpt Wiggles » Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:46 pm
Jeff, music....
In west Newport county, born and raised.
in the arcade was where I spent most of my days
chilling out maxing, relaxing all cool, drinking orangina and playing street fighter 2
when a 4' 9" girl that was up to no good
Started looking for tie ups in ma' neighborhood.
I managed one little tie with some rope I had spare
but I thought "I need duct tape, and a lot, to be fair"
I whistle for my mate Gaz and when he came near,
he had plenty of duct tape and a six pack of beer.
If anything I could say that his response was quick,
but I thought, "Nah, forget it, let's tie up this chick"
We taped, her hands at her back and feet both together
and yelled out to Gaz "Yeah, that'll hold her"
looked at our hostage, and we were finally there,
so we lit up a joint. Could she escape? We don't care.
(Hey Tonto, jump on it! Jump on it!)
There's always time for a nice cup of tea.