Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Nuclearo » Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:50 pm

cricks5 wrote:Dislikes are ... being forced to learn how to speak Middle Eastern languages.

אתה לא אומר!
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:47 pm

Nuclearo wrote:
cricks5 wrote:Dislikes are ... being forced to learn how to speak Middle Eastern languages.

אתה לא אומר!


Cricks: You set yourself up when you stated in your intro that you did not want to learn Middle East languages. So, to prank you, Nuclearo stated something in a Middle eastern language: Hebrew.
His reply in Hebrew means "You do not say?" It makes perfect sense under the circumstances! :big:
Now. How would I - even though I am *too old* - tie you up? The guy who tried to set me up against the federal government no less in my post? Hmmm... 8)
Why, I would duct tape you from head to toe, take you to the nearest pet shop that sells tarantulas, stick you in the glass cage with them, and hear you scream! :twisted:
You really shouldn't tell people what you don't like, Cricks! Bwaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

BTW it's up to you, but I think you owe Nuclearo an apology for your mistranslation and subsequent reaction.
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:09 pm

cricks5 wrote:Oh well I never said spiders would make me have a heart attack but they are close. To put it simply if they are alive, in my face and not behind glass I tend to freeze up but not actually scream. Takes a lot of guts to admit this much anyway but they have been an actual phobia of mine since I was a kid. And yes tarantulas are not fatally poisonous. Actually they exert a mild poison instead with their bites.

Thanks Jason. Nuclearo if you ever post like that again in nonEnglish, I promise to take the time to reply back in the exact same language too. That way you can read in the same tongue what was posted. Makes more sense anyway just to post in English as it is the most commonly used language around the world today.


I knew all that about tarantulas, Cricks. I said I'd hear you scream, not hear you DIE. :twisted:
Anyway I'D be screaming too; as I definitely don't like spiders either. Remember that tarantula scene in the first Indiana Jones movie Raiders of the Lost Ark? :shock: You couldn't have gotten me to take that actor's place (the who who got those GD things all over his back) if you put a gun to my head! I'd just dare you to shoot me and get it over with! Tarantulas may not be poisonous but I still do not want one near me.
In fact, as I told Chris12 a while back, one time while I was in college some idiot held a tarantula he'd gotten somewhere (probably the Biology lab of the college) up to my face when I was tied up. I was so scared and pumped so full of adrenaline that I actually burst free of an otherwise secure tie (though the ropes were a bit frayed already) and flung the idiot off of me (he was sitting on me, naturally). The damn tarantula he was holding on his hand at the time went flying out the window behind him as a result and Good Riddance to it too!
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:19 am

That's fine. As long as you understood my reference, and obviously you did. After all that movie WAS a rather long while ago. Jeez - thirty years!!! I was younger than you when I first saw it in the theaters; seems like only yesterday sometimes. Gawd I feel so old. :big:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:26 am

Your day just isn't complete unless you try to shock and awe someone before lunchtime, is it? :big: :big: :big: :big: :big:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Nuclearo » Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:06 pm

cricks5 wrote:Excuse me but since I do not speak Jewish, Egyptian or Arabian I honestly do not know what you said Nuclearo.

Edit: Okay thanks to Jason I am glad I did not unleash my anger fully on this site. Nuclearo you definately have a knack for hurting one's ego bigtime. Too bad Jason beat you to the punch for what to do to me though.

Lol say what? XD
Plan was:
1. Write in hebrew
2. Make cricks know what the phrase is
3. point out he's learning middle eastern languages
4. lol

For all I care Jason just saved me some work! :big:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Nuclearo » Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:11 pm

XD I know that one you Frenchie. Btw, I don't really think people say "אתה לא אומר", I just worded it to work with google translate X3

Ahora callate la boca antes que te empujo una gigante media adentro~
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:18 pm

Hey Boundgal, let's say you and I tie up and gag these two and leave them alone together somewhere to mmph at each other!!! :big:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Nuclearo » Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:03 pm

cricks5 wrote:Now the mouth before that you burst media unagigante callate ~

Yeah, Google failed there (the typo I made didn't help ;p )
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Nuclearo » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:48 pm

Well
Aveda = loss in hebrew
Avada += Kedavra XD
Avoda = work in hebrew

Due to all the hebrew-similars I'm guessing Aramaic?
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Boundgal08 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:51 am

Jason Toddman wrote:Hey Boundgal, let's say you and I tie up and gag these two and leave them alone together somewhere to mmph at each other!!! :big:


Wow, even if I haven't posted in this section, I still find you mentioning my name! :P Maybe we should, but Nuclearo is my slave, so I get to do whatever I want to him ;) You can have good ole cricks XD
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:05 am

Boundgal08 wrote:
Jason Toddman wrote:Hey Boundgal, let's say you and I tie up and gag these two and leave them alone together somewhere to mmph at each other!!! :big:


Wow, even if I haven't posted in this section, I still find you mentioning my name! :P Maybe we should, but Nuclearo is my slave, so I get to do whatever I want to him ;) You can have good ole cricks XD


:twisted: Precisely the ideas I had in mind! :twisted:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Nuclearo » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:49 am

Bring it on!
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:52 am

Hey, you challenged me first, remember? :twisted:
Where's that sock you promised me a couple of days ago? I'm still waiting!!! You stood me up! :cry: :big:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:53 am

You may want to start a new thread in this category Cricks. The rest of us seem to be trashing THIS one for you. :twisted:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Nuclearo » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:39 am

Jason Toddman wrote:You may want to start a new thread in this category Cricks. The rest of us seem to be trashing THIS one for you. :twisted:

Not really, because part of this is tying HIM up xD
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Boundgal08 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:00 pm

Haha... Nuclearo you make me chuckle! ;)
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Nuclearo » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:04 pm

I only lock stuff if you guys fight. If you can keep it clean, let the bondage go on. So Jason, what're you gonna do to cricks?
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:47 pm

No need. I catch up on here every so often when I can get away from the other projects. Wasn't sure if I show as off-line when this Window isn't Live; thanks for answering a question I was wondering about.
Anywho, I would probably simply mummify you in duct tape, gag you, and make you sit with a group of people playing RP games without you being able to say a single word to contribute! :twisted: Then you'd see how boring it is from the outside sometimes! Bwaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaa! :twisted: :roll:
THEN maybe the tarantulas!!! :big:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:17 pm

Hmmm... chloroform? Blackjack? Powerful sedatives? vibrator up the kazoo? Fit you with an iron mask with gag? Simply never let you loose? So many choices... :twisted:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:39 pm

I wouldn't dream of depriving you of your imagination Cricks; just any means to express it!
I think you'd find that this would be crueler punishment - to you - than anything else you can imagine short of outright CBT! :twisted:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Boundgal08 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:52 pm

Cock ball torture! ;) You gotta love it XD
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:59 pm

Read my lips, Crick. I didn't say to shut down your imagination!
Just to shut you up!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: It'd be close enough!
Gotta go for a few hours now. Think you can catch up to me in that time, go for it! :big:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Boundgal08 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:04 pm

I'm going to bed Ladies :P good night! ;) shall post when I am back from work tomorrow :P I cant see either of you catching up to me yet!! :P Big girls blouses ;) :evil:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:34 pm

cricks5 wrote:Good joke Boundgal08. But even Nuclearo is more of a lady then me. I have never crossdressed. Maybe you meant my female rpg characters?


Methinks she was referring to me too Cricks. My highschool gf Julia made me an ocaassional (nd only semi-willing) resident of 'TV-land" during my first 2 years vof high school - until she graduated and moved on.
]Of course, she could be referring to our 'cat' fights too. :big:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Nuclearo » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:03 pm

Or it could just be that calling men "ladies" is a kind of common way to demean or embarrass them :P
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:43 pm

Nuclearo wrote:Or it could just be that calling men "ladies" is a kind of common way to demean or embarrass them :P

Hmmm... I can't help but wonder.... would it embarrass you, Nuc?!?> :twisted:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Nuclearo » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:10 pm

Oh wouldn't you like to find out, eh Jason?
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Jason Toddman » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:55 pm

Why not? I sure as Hell don't have anything *better* to do these days! :mrgreen:
I keep busy with writinbg projects yes, but I'd drop it all for a good 'TuG' without hesitation any day of the week! :twisted:
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Re: Who wants to tie up this geeky well knowledgeable nerd?

Postby Boundgal08 » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:13 am

Now Now ladies, no fighting, put the handbags away! ;)
Jason, you are more a female than any member on this board, with all your hissy fits :P Kind of makes you like a little girlie! :P
Nuclearo already declared he'd love to be dressed like a woman, and probably treated like one ;)
Cricks, I am unsure about, but hey I am sure I can persuade him to be too ;)
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I am the 'Queen of bondage'