How about some limericks? The “traditional†ones shouldn’t take too much tweeking. Here’s an offering to get us started.
A strapping young man from Khartoum
Took his tug-buddy up to his room.
They argued all night over who had the right
To do what, with which and to whom.
If this shouldn't be in this area, sorry, and I'm sure one of the MOds will move it.
Wassail,
xtc