Max n Nicky's Bogus Journey:Wrath of the Long Dress Brigade

Postby Nicky V. » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:36 am

The following is a 'story' pieced together between 2 friends in conversation, so the writing is meant to be offbeat, badly paced, convoluted, whatever. Wanted it to be as different to my usual style as possible, but with a few trademarks in place like Long Dresses.

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Max: My sister Emily you and I are home alone. My mom thinks we BOTH need a babysitter. The LDB are hired.

"we don't need a babysitter, we're 17!" we both say. Natalie says "Actually we think Emily is the mature one (in this story she is only 12, but hangs around with girls our age).

Nicky: "No protests you two" Your Mum warns " Your sister and some kind girls from your school are in charge, bye!" We go upstairs and play Video Games until we hear a knock at the door and Emily shoots us an evil smile from below.

Max: Natalie, Megan, Courtney and Portia (LDB) and Emily come into my room. They place both of us sitting on the end of my bed. Natalie says "We don't like that you are mean to Emily, so we've decided to let her be in charge. What's first, Emily?"

Nicky: "Well, I guess a tea party with my stuffed animals would be fun." Says Emily all sickly sweet. "You heard her Boys, go and set all that up in here" "But Nicky is sleeping over tonight" You say. "We'll think of something"globs Portia. We reluctantly gather all the plushies, awaiting our next order.

Max: Emily says "what about Max's stuffed animals - that he thinks no one knows he has!? where are those?"

Nicky: "Good idea!" Natalie says. You shake your head in protest, which makes Natalie mad. "Uh-oh" Jeers Emily. "We have ways of making him talk, Portia, SIT!"

Max: She sits on me. "Fine! There my Teddy is in my top drawer." Emily goes to the drawer. I say "No! I'll get him." But Portia doesn't move. Emily pulls my drawer out and flips it on the floor. Teddy falls out, and is covered by all of my boxers. I blush. I see you smirk. I say "don't you dare say anything." Natalie kneels in front of the pile of underwear.

Nicky: "Awww, how cute are these?" Natalie coos, holding up a pair of pink boxers with hearts and a 'Mr. Snugglebunny' logo on the rear. I can't resist laughing, though Emily slaps me upside the head.

Max: I blush more. Emily says, "Now we need to get these two dressed for the party. We (her and the LDB) already have our dresses on. Now it's their turn. Let's get these stinky boy clothes off. " In an instant, we are both shirtless. We try to fight, but we are held, our arms out straight to our sides (like being crucified), Then Emily unbuckles our belts and unsnaps and unzips our jeans. Our baggy jeans instantly fall, revealing...

Nicky: Spongebob briefs and White boxers with red hearts for you and I respectively.
We are both forced onto our backs on the bed, the skirt of the girls cloaking and caressing our cold, frightened flesh, and lipstick staining our cheeks, cries of how cute we are busting our eardrums.

Max: Then Natalie says, "We left the dresses for the boys out in the car. Courtney, can you go get them?" Then Emily says, "Why don't we just the boys out to the car. Then they can wear them and she doesn't have to carry them." Natalie says, "That's a great idea. And we only parked...10 houses down the street." We are forced to the front door, and even as we fight and beg, we got out onto the front porch.

Nicky:
We're dragged down the street to a series of giggles and jeers from the local Boy Scouts, who are promptly pantsed by the girls as a punishment. When we are finally at the car, we both scream in terror when we see our 'party' outfits.

Max: You are put in a white party dress with red accents, to match your underwear. When I see how your boxers stick out several inches below the dress, and your pathetic expression, I start to laugh. Emily says "Visible undies are funny, aren't they max? Then I guess you'll like wearing this!" I'm put in a yellow party dress, made for a 7 yr old. It only comes down to the waistband of my underwear, not covering anything.

Nicky: We're walked back to the house and have the Tea Party. it's actually not too bad until Emily gets fed up and suggests another, more humiliating game.

Max: She makes us both strip down to our undies (I'm forced to hold my Teddy), then we are forced into the backseat of the car. Natalie says, It's such a nice day, let's take a drive with the top down. The convertible top goes down.......

TBC
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The tying IS coming up, I just wanted to set up a good start. And a silly one at that.