Postby snobound » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:36 pm
Not so much a parka, but in my snowboarding gear when I was 17! I was boarding in Killington, Vermont with a "friend" when we wandered down a closed trail to take a leak. We were drinking, and had to stop a number of times. The alcohol was doing its job, and we were getting a little frisky on this particular stop. My friend pushed me to the ground, landing on top of me in a heap. We laughed, and he said that he wished he could tie me up right there! Of course, we had no gear, but got creative. He released one of my legs from the snowboard binding, captured a nearby pine tree with the board, and returned my boot to the binding. After pulling the belt from his snow pants and the leashes from both our boards, he pulled my hands above my head and tied them to a young tree not far from the pine. My hands were bound in my riding mitts, which actually have nice soft gloves underneath. My "frined" then had a good time stuffing snow down my pants!