We just love being meaMPPH!

Postby Chris12 » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:05 pm

I used to put down stories pretty frequent but as some of you know i have a bit of a writers block. Apparently the best cure for that is to just write what comes to mind and i have played a lot of Mario lately. So i tried this little exercise of getting rid of my writers block and it worked :big: It was a joy to write, especially the character of Fawful.
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The sun rose across over the peaceful Mushroom Kingdom which prepared itself for its daily routine. The toads went out of their beds to open their shops, they pulled their vegetables straight out of the ground, jumped at the sign of their own shadow a few times and went out to look for coins scattered across the kingdom

BOOM!

And there was, of course the daily invasion and subsequent kidnapping at Princess peach's castle. An airship had appeared above the castle and fired its canons, the Toad guards had fled at the first sign of trouble, King Bower's flag now adorned the castle towers and the Mario brothers would be called to sort things out eventually.

Those few toads brave enough to come close to the wrecked throne room could hear a childish, high pitched laugh laughing at them all.

''HA-HA! HA! HA! HAHA-HA! HA-HA-HAHA-HAHAHA!'' Balancing on his rubber ball, Bowser's clownish son Lemmy Koopa cheerfully made fun of the Toad captives they just made. Lemmy was the smallest koopa one could imagine with an orange shield on his back and a rainbow colored mohawk and ponytail. At the moment his tongue was sticking out of his mouth and he made all sort of weird faces.

''Ha! losers! security here is more easy to avoid then kicking a baby and stealing its candy!'' Next to Lemmy was his younger but bigger brother Larry, the bratty as well as sneaky runt of the Koopalings. Larry stood taller them Lemmy but was still a bit of a runt. His mowhawk was blue and his grin sported two baby fangs coming through. In the Koopaling's hand was a role of tape of which he tore off three parts.

Those three parts were meant for their captives sitting tied together on the floor before them. The captives were the yellow Toad Ivan, the blue Toad Berry and the Toad...just named Toad who was one of Mario's oldest companions. The mushroom boys had been bound back to back, each of them whimpering and at the brink of having an...accident, not an uncommon trait among the toads.

A grinning Larry walked towards them with the tape in hand.

''N-noompphh! mphhh!'' Ivan's shriek was cut off as Larry plastered the tape on his mouth.

''L-leave us away y-you villain's!'' a shaking Berry said before having his mouth taped as well.

''M-mario w-will come y-you know!'' Toad reminded the two koopalings ''A-and we all know how that ends''

''We have that lame plumber eat dirt this time!'' Lemmy pouted. His laugh had quickly dropped as he recalled his many, many defeats.

''grrrr Not fair! not fair! he never fights fair!'' The short tempered Larry got a rage attack and stamped on the ground ''We'l beat Mario! we'l BEAT HIM! and your NOT supposed to talk back toady!'' He forced the tape on Toad's mouth much harder then necessary. Larry of course also reached into the Toad's pockets to relieve them of their coins.

'''Mphhh mphh Mamphho'' now all the three Toads could do was whimper in fright.

''Hehehe high five bro!'' Lemmy giggled again as he admired their handiwork ''You'l share those with me right?''

''Of course not'' Larry grinned

''Meanie!'' Lemmy pouted ''mmm....am i the only one hearing that?'' He could hear something resembling a yet-pack as well as a high pitched shriek

I STILL HAVE FURRY! The koopalings jumped up in surprise as this loud scream, double so when part of the ceiling got blown up.

''Hey its that Fawful weirdo!'' Lemmy said amazed at seeing their old ''friend''

Ridicules as it sounded the figure that entered was a...bean. Fawful was a bean wearing a red coat and round glasses that covered his mad eyes. On his head was the Vacuum Helmet a helmet part canon, part jet-pack and part vacuum cleaner...of doom.

''Yes! I it is! Cackletta's the great's most best pupil then villain of own game now pupil again who is named Fawful! i am here, laughing at you'' Fawful delivered his introduction in the broken Engrish he was known and loved for ''And stated as I have Furry! (Note: Any grammer issue from him isn't on me! He's speaking Engrish :mrgreen: )

''jokes on you Fawfie!'' Lemmy giggled

''Yeah wrong place buddy! Mario aint here and your gonna wait in line when he does! we'l fry him first!'' Larrry declared

''Silly children are silly!'' Fawfull giggled 'Die the mustaches will but today not! It is you...i have come for''

''Oh...geeh that's nice of you...maybe'' Lemmy said ''But''

''We don't take interns'' Larry smirked ''And king dad doesn't like you sooooo no deal...unless you pay us...lots of coins''

''INTERN!? I HAVE VILLAIN DIPLOMA! ALSO FURRY! Fawful yelled ''Teachers not but prisoners you will be of the great Fawful! The salad of lady Cackletta's return has since long been made and will be served alongside the meat of villain civil war! Your kidnapping will be the dessert of an evil meal and i will be the evil bill the waiters will pester you into actually paying...of doom''

''The heck's he's saying! i don't understaaaaand!'' Lemmy whined not understanding Fawful's needlessly complicated food metaphor.

''Beats me! all he did is make me hungry'' Larry complained ''Restaurant robbing when we are done here?''

''Yay! food!'' Lemmy cheered. The Koopalings didn't take Fawful very seriously untill

''I have fury! Fawful yelled ''If oppose me you do then you are idiot of foolishness!'' The bean bombarded the brothers with canon shots

''Ha-ha! bomb's beat canon fire!'' Lemmy laughed as he took out several bomb's shaped like his beloved rubber balls to blow up the shots in their track ''And away you go!'' He then shot his giant rubber ball at Fawful.

''Bah! Fink rat!'' Fawful blurted out some nonsense ''Now it is the turn of you!'' The vacuum helmet started living up to his name as it blew a wind that shot the ball straight back at Lemmy

''Waaaaa! not fair!'' The little Koopa cried

''Now for Combo time!'' Fawful and his functional helmet turned to the bound Toads.

'MMPPPHHHHH!'' The their horror the Toads were sucked up by Fawful's helmet 'AAAAMPPHHHHHH!'' Then shot out towards Lemmy.

''Sniff...sniff waaaaaa!'' The crying Lemmy was defeated by this. His small frame couldn't support the weight of three people, no matter how small impacting him at this speed.

''Ha! loser! I can't wait to tell king dad about you losing the that loon!'' Larry laughed not at all sympathetic to his big brother's defeat For some reason Larry's cheek flustered red as he took his weapon, a large ninja star and used a ninjutsu attack to create two clones ''Hehe Oh i do hope Pom Pom is stalking me'' he giggled. His dad had this ''Hot'' ninja Koopa girl in his service who Larry fancied and took sneaking lessons from. This fighting style was the result.

The Teenage ninja turtle leaped forward. One of his clone's going for a frontal assault while the real Larry naturally went for a sneak attack on Fawful

Fawful deflected the incoming ninja stars by letting them hit his helmet ''Ha! have your readiness for this!'' The bean turned around rapidly as he shot his canon shots which allowed him to hit both Larry and his three clones.

''NOOOO! CHEATEEEEER!'' Larry screamed as he dropped down defeated as well. The bratty boy kicked and screamed around in frustration

''A WINNER IS ME!'' Fawful cheered ''Yay!'''

''Boo!'' The Koopalings replied less enthusiastic

''Told you i did that you were being fools of idiocy'' Fawful giggled ''Now meet the mustard of your doom! His Vacuum helmet sucked the brothers up ''Now to Cackletta i will go because i succeeded because i am me! EEYAHAHAHA!''

''Stuck....no room'' Larry complained as both boys were kept in the VERY limited amount of space that was Fawful's helmet.

''This...ouchies!...Larry.....fat!'' Lemmy whined. On his own the small Koopaling would have fitted perfectly in this thing.

''EEYAHAHAHAHA! Airship here come I!'' To the Toad's relief Fawful left them completely unharmed

''HMPPHHH!'' Or not! After he flew away Fawful dropped a bomb omb next to the Toad which exploded in three....two....

''MPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!'' One :big:

When the Mario brothers rushed in to save the day they found the crying, pitch black and very upset but otherwise unharmed Toads.



And so it were the Koopalings who found themselves kidnapped for a change. Perhaps this would make them learn a lesson about kidnapping people being bad. It most certainly would not.

Lemmy and Larry found themselves bound back to back below the decks of their own now hijacked airships! Large clothes had been tied over the boys mouthed as a gag. Each one of the sore loser boys reacted differently.

''WAAAAMPPHHHHHH HMPPHHH KIMPHHH DAMPPHHHHY! WAAAAMPPHHH!'' The childish Lemmy wept and bawled loudly. Not out of fear though, this kind of was his usual reaction to setbacks.

''MPPHHH! MOMPHOMPH! MUMPHH KILMPPHH! NRHPH! KILLLLMPPHHHHH!'' And Larry was suffering from a severe rage attack, screaming and kicking all around him....Lemmy included.

The boy's loud reactions to their fate were nothing compared to Fawful's insane laughter as he took them away. Next destination....the Bean Bean Kingdom.


Peach castle wasn't the only castle to face a crisis. A mere day after the Koopaling attack Bowsers castle was in an uproar.

''Beans....your saying Dark land is overrun by beans!'' On the throne sat a baffled Bowser. The king of the Koopa's and assorted nasties. At his side sat his favorite son Bowser JR

''A-and assorted nasties! b-but yes-that seems to be the case sire..hehe....eh...a bad day perhaps?'' Kamek trembled. As the next person of the Koopa totem pole this looked very poorly on his resume. Of course Bowser would never think of taking blame for anything bad happening to his kingdom.

''Oh great! now i wil be known as the king of losers getting defeated by beans!'' Bowser complained ''My fist will hit the bean that is your brain if you don't fix this before people learn of this'' Bowser warned

''The bean of my....'' Kamek said confused

''I'm saying your dumb!'' The king of dumbness roared ''Now out with you and fix this before i roast you!''

''Your nastiness! your nastiness!'' Bowsers other adviser and Kameks female counterpart Kammy limped in ''Huff...huff...huff...came as fast as...back...hurts'' Her old bones couldn't really handle the speedy phase bower demanded, all the more after he snapped her flying broom ''A letter just came for you your nastiness''

''Bah! the king of evil does not read letters! read!'' Bowser demanded. Of course he himself could not read.

''Eh....right'' Kammy gulped and put up a ridiculously offensive Italian accent ''Itsa me! Mario! I gotta your sons! If you wanta them back you must leave the princess alone'' A picture was including of the bawling Lemmy and the Furious Larry.

The whole castle shook by Bowsers roar.

''I...i have laundry to do!'' Kammy yelped and limped away. She was helped on her way by a mild case of ''fireball hitting face'' which blasted her out of the room

''ROOOOOAAAAAR! MARIOOOO!'' Bowser roared

''Ha-ha! told ya they were worthless! i say another decade more of grounding will show them'' JR giggled ''Eeeek! s-sorry papa!'' he yelped as Bowser shot a terrifying death glare his direction.

''Kamek! prepare all airship! Kammy! prepare your spells! JR prepare all you got! to! kill! that! PLUMMER!'' Sure Bowser had grounded the Koopalings for more then a decade, sure he called the notion of them being his children ''so last gen'' and yeah he did tell that Moa...mito? fellow to say he disowned them all but their were his sons! And everyone who harmed them got a big Koopa pummeling heading his way!.

And so the king of evil was tricked into flying to the Mushroom kingdom for vengeance....to the opposite direction of his sons location.

Re: We just love being meaMPPH!

Postby xtc » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:58 pm

Hi Chris,
If this has shifted your block, do you think that, once it is complete, you'll be back to "normal"? :D Hmm, not the right word, perhaps. :?
Boxer shorts are cool,
but little speedos rule!

More by the same author: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=22729

Re: We just love being meaMPPH!

Postby FelixSH » Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:45 pm

It was a joy to read as well. I miss your stories, your style is so fun to read.

Re: We just love being meaMPPH!

Postby Chris12 » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:58 am

Thanks you two :big:

If this has shifted your block, do you think that, once it is complete, you'll be back to "normal"? :D


Another story i'm working on has the Joker in it so yeah, normal won't be the right word :D

Oh, i notice i kinda forgot pictures. Bad me! :mouthopen:

Lemmy Koopa
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Larry Koopa

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Re: We just love being meaMPPH!

Postby Terry » Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:48 am

Nice, I like Mario fanfic and this is really good. I'm a longtime Koopa fan by the way.

Re: We just love being meaMPPH!

Postby Chris12 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:22 pm

Terry wrote:Nice, I like Mario fanfic and this is really good. I'm a longtime Koopa fan by the way.


So am i, obviously :big: All hail the Koopa troop! Part of the inspiration of this story was playing so much Mario Kart with them :big:

Re: We just love being meaMPPH!

Postby Terry » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:05 pm

Cool

Re: We just love being meaMPPH!

Postby chadmc90 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:01 pm

Funny thing. The other day, I visited my cousin and noticed that she had her brothers old Super Nintendo connected to her tv, and had in Super Mario World. Now after seeing this story I'm ready to play a round of Mario.

Really love this story, and I can't wait to read more!!
Check out my latest story A Cowboy's Dream!

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Re: We just love being meaMPPH!

Postby Chris12 » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:25 pm

Thanks for the responses everyone. Fanfics generally don't do very well here so when writing this i feared i was just wasting my time...and it looks like i didn't :big:

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The Beanbean Kingdom: The Mushroom Kingdom's southern ally. Rather then being the home of the Mushroom toad's the Beanbean Kingdom is inhabited by the Beanish. Like the Mushroom Kingdom the Beanbean kingdom is terrorized by a super villain but while Bowser is an dumb overgrown bully with a crush the dreaded witch Cackletta is a genuine monster capable of lasting damage. The two villain's don't like each other very much. Cackletta believes Bowser is a failure of a villain and Bowser....Bowser doesn't recall much of their earlier meeting other then that it left him with a wrecked castle....and breasts. The Koopa King and the Beanish witch are currently at war which brings our tale back to the kidnapped Koopalings.

''Mphhhhhmph'' A pitiful whine escaped from under Lemmy's gag. He wanted his king daddy! He wanted his fist to be able to punch that bean's glasses to bits and above all he wanted his rubber ball! The clownish Koopa didn't feel right without it.

''mphh...hmh...nrgh...agmph' Lemmy could hear his little brother pant heavily. Larry had kept up his enraged struggle for the entire trip until finally getting to exhausted for even that.

''Fawful sees the university! Landing the ship will'' The brother heard their captor cheer.

''University....'' Both Lemmy and Larry left a very annoyed moan. Unless you went there to wreck up the place school was for losers!

''Opmh? Jimpphy!'' After looking down Lemmy let out a happy cheer. Wrecked up was precisely what ''Whoohoo'' university was. The building was crumbling, the walls had thick cracks and large holes and the windows had been sealed shut with wooded plates. Larry to gave an approving nod. Just because they happened to be his kidnappers didn't make the Koopalings any less impressed by ''villain stuff'' which wrecking a school obviously was.

''Welcome you are to lady Cackletta's headquarters'' Fawful said.

''Umph! NHHHMPPHHHH! NOMPPHHHHH!'' Larry screamed as he felt himself being sucked towards Fawful's helmet. Lemmy started bawling again as they were again sucked up for easy transportation.

''Stumphh.....stumphh'' The brothers whined as Fawful entered the university with them in his helmet.

The inside looked as messed up as the outside. All the classrooms had been beaten to a pulp and smeared with all kinds of filthy slime's and peanut butters. The only parts spared were the laboratories which were in full use. Their brother Iggy would have adored this place.

Eventually they reached the main Laboratory were they found the witch Cackletta. Cackletta wasn't just any witch but a dreaded bean witch! Her face was an old wrinkly bean with a few grey hairs, her body however stood as tall as that of any stinking human. Cackletta wore a fancy coat that was light blue on the outside but when opened would resemble monstrous bat wings. There was an air of villainy surrounding the witch that Bowser just lacked.

''URMPH!'' Fawful spat out the Koopalings on the ground before his master ''A VICTOR IS FAWFUL! I have furr-ouch!

''Stop that you loon!'' Cackletta smacked him with her walking stick ''Hehehe well look what dregs from the lowest dregs have come before me'' The witch examined the struggling Koopa's

''Nrhmphh mphhh hhmpphhhhh!'' The brothers mmpph'ed angrily at the Witch.

''You two have chanced since last i saw you? You've convinced those cheapskates to give you a redesign huh? How dare they skip me for a bunch of dregs''

''Humhp?'' Lemmy and Larry looked at each other in confusion. ''Last time? The hell she meant with that? This was the first time they saw this lady.

''Oh yes i suppose turtles of such low intelligence wouldn't recognize me in this form'' Cackletta smiled ''But don't tell me you forgot about your queen and Master....bowletta''

''......'' A long silence followed but soon the koopalings turned green ''WAAAAAAAAAMPPHHHH! BOMPHEMPH!'' Larry yelled in amazement.

''Nomphh dampphy! notmph king dammphhy!'' Lemmy screamed in horror.

The Koopalings were horrified. So their king dad HADN'T had special boob granting surgery that one time! They had been following the orders of this old creep instead

''HEY! don't you dare look so disgusted! I'm very pretty you know that!'' Cackletta roared ''Even when using the body of that failure i was the fairest creature in the land''

''...............''

''Laundry has Fawful!'' The witch's devoted servant quickly ran to avoid answering that question.

''HAAHAMPHHAMPHAHAMPHMPHAAHAHA!'' Lemmy bursted into frantic laughing. This gall? beautiful?

''Hehehehe in your dreams lady'' Larry tried to say

Quickly their laughing turned into a horrified stare. Cackletta's rage quickly made them realize the situation they were in. She had let out a roar that transformed her face into something equally monstrous and her opened coat looked like the wings of a giant bat. Lightning impacted to show the Koopalings their place.

''You filthy riffraff! I will laugh at you the same way once i have unleashed my plot to sandwich your idiot dad and those idiot plumbers! and then i shall kill you as well!'' The witch screamed in her monstrous form.

Larry gulped while Lemmy only barely didn't start bawling again

''Good....now i will be making the finishing touches on my magnificent plot'' Cackletta took a remote ''In case you brats think about resisting'' With a click the witch summoned a warning for the boys. The lab's floor opened and a hook rose to their level. A large sack was attached to the hook as well as a device that channeled electricity into it. The loud muffled sound made the boys realize someone was in there.....and that they could be next.

''Now i am not so bad as to deny children their morning cartoon, enjoy! Eeyah ha ha ha ha!'' Cackletta....cackled. Before leaving she turned on a host of TV's present in the lab.

The show on display?

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''Raaaargh! You Super Stupid brothers have really done it now!'' At Peach castle Bowser roared ''You have crossed me for the last time! Give me back my sons before i Bowserize you!'' The Koopa King yelled

''What? you don't have them? How dumb do you think i am!? Some loons just need a good pummeling before they admit the truth and i just happen to be Stomptologist! Kammy! Kamek! Enlarge me, and don't make me fat this time!''

''Yes your nastiness!'' The two magikoopa's unleashed their combined magic and made Bowser grow as large as the very castle he was standing before

''Bwahahahaha excellent! its plumber plumbing time!''
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''Humphy! humpy fommph kinph damphh!'' Lemmy and Larry cheered. It didn't matter Bowser was totally being tricked to fight Mario, what mattered was that he was fucking. him. up. For a Koopa there was no such motivation as rage and Bowser had plenty of it.

The example of their king dad inspired the Koopa's to come out as victors as well! They would escape from this place and make their king dad proud....but how?

''Mpphh mpohhh mphhhhhhh' Clown Lemmy was quickly out of idea's on what to do so except whining.

''Humphh! hehemphh!'' Larry grinned behind his gag. The sneaky Koopa had a plan!

Larry still had the coins he stole the Toad's in his pocket(which acording to Koopatoligists are located in a Koopa's shell) He could use those go get lose.

''Mpphh..nurgh....mphhh....dammimph! damphh! damphh grrrmphhhh!'' Larry grew very frustrated as he failed to reach his shell with his bound hands but eventually he managed to take a gold coin between his fingers ''YEMPHH!''

Larry moved the coin to the knots of his bound hands and plunged it between them and as he moved the coin up and down he weakened the knot and repeated the process on another spot. Knot after knot Larry freed himself untill his hands were finally free. With his hands free Larry could use his claws to slice the ropes around his and Lemmy's torso.

''Mpphh!'' Larry moved his hands away from his back and tore the gag from his mouth ''I'l kill that witch!'' he said. The koopaling stood up and turned to his brother ''Humph i suppose i'l save your worthless ass'' he grumbled and despite his harsh word proceeded to gentle undo the gag over his big brothers mouth and the ropes around his arms.

''Hurrah! Huzzah! Yippy! Yaaaay! Larry your great! LaMPHHH!'' Lemmy's cheering was quickly muffled by Larry's hands over his mouth

''Are you an idiot!'' He hissed ''Keep it down''

''Sompphy!'' Lemmy held back his cheers but having never been capable of masking his emotions replaced it with annoying giggles instead.

''Oh why didn't king dad send you to boarding school'' Larry sighed annoyed ''Whatever lets just get out of here....but not before'' The koopa walked to the large hook and kicked it down. The sack landed on the ground with a loud grunt.

''Lemmy currious!'' Lemmy smiled.

''I'm to so lets just see what's....'' The brothers took the sack and pulled it open.

Out of the sack came ...eh the....uh ''prettiest'' Bean one could imagine. Like Cackletta this Beanish only had the face of bean but the body of a human but in his case both face and body were young and his bound body stood the size of Larry. His blond hairs were bright enough to light up the entire room and through the single piece of tape on his mouth the Koopa's could see the light of the boy's teeth.

''mmmm those funny clothes look pretty prince-like'' Lemmy noted ''Isn't this that Prince....deashly guy?''

''Peamhhh'' The boy moaned annoyed. Peasley was his name and he was both the prince and hero of the Beanbean kingdom. With him being in this state it was pretty clear he wasn't very good.

''Hehehehe why don't we show our good nature and save those dweeb'' Larry giggled. His eyes were....hungry

''Did the witch lady fry your brain or something Larry? Villains don't have a good side'' Lemmy said ''Beanboy is a friend of those meanies! he's a friend of the Lame-io brothers! We don't want to help a jerk being friends with such meanies!'' He pouted

''Big bro, big bro, big bro'' Larry sighed and brought his brothers ears closer to his mouth ''Prince Dweeby has a big fanclub! huge! ya seen those teeth and that hair?'' A large grin appeared on Larry's mouth '''We just use him to escape and once outta here we punch out all his teeth and rip out his hairs! then sell them to his fans for lots of coins!'' There had been a reason popular bands tended to skip dark land after Larry was born :lol: The boy knew what he was doing.

''Ooooh Larry's smart'' Lemmy smiled impressed ''Righy then! off we go Beanboy! Koopalings to the rescue!'' The clownish Koopa ripped the tape from Peasley's mouth...hard!

''MPPHH OUCH!'' The bean yelled ''I am in thy debts sirs but i would prefer if you paid heed to one's sensitive skin...ah my gratitude'' Larry untied the bonds holding the prince

''You got any idea of the old creep's plan dweebboy?'' Larry asked

''Peaceley and yes i do'' Peasely smiled but moved his finger teasingly in the air ''but why spoil the mystery of a good riddle when....'' He pointed on the screen were things had taken their natural course.
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''Huff.....huff....huff someone raaaaaargh! The defeated Bowser roared ''ENOUGH! Fine i'm willing to comprise if it will end this fight...which i was totally winning, just hand over the princess and my kids and i'l be on my way!''

As Bowser said that princess peace suddenly became very unavailingly to any bargain. A black hole appeared above the castle and sucked all of it up in the air. The castle and the screams of princess peach disappeared into the darkness.

''Bwahahahaha! YES! Princess Peach is mine!'' Bowser roared in joy ''Sucks to be you Super stupid brothers! I WON! Kamek you sly old dog! Bwahahahaha you did well so i will only pound on you once for not telling me about that AWESOME! trick!''

''Yes well....i humbly accept your praise but....it wasn't my your victorness'' Kamek said

''What? you did this you old hag? Ha! Your far to skilled for retirement! Prepare to be working overtime you from now on my incredible witch!'' Bowser happily turned to his Kammy his other adviser.

''He! Its hardly surprising! This was just a taste of what the most talented Magikoopa can do your evilness'' Problem was....Kammy wasn't responsible for it either and her face clearly said so. She was just to much of a gloryhawk to deny this praise.

''Junior....Iggy....you guys invented something....right....Ludwig...did you play your organ so bad the fabric of time and whatnot did you a favor just for you to stop....anyone? Did anyone get Princess Peach for me....''

BOOM!

An explosion took place in darkland that was so big that it could be seen in the Mushroom kingdom

''Please.....will anyone please tell me that wasn't just my castle that got blown up....again'' Bowser, increasingly speeding to a nervous breakdown begged. Two sons were gone, he had lost to Mario, Peach got sucked up in some hole and his castle was destroyed(again). What a day this was!

''Eeyah ha ha ha ha! oh i do like that face!'' And Cackletta appeared on the scene in something that could only be described as a yetpack wheelchair ''It was I who took your sons, it was i who took your princess and it is i that will take your life''

The Mario brothers wisely rose their hammers to prepare for the incoming attack. Bowser wasn't nearly as smart

''Cackletta? Oh pu-lease! Gimme a break! wheren't you like the lamest villain ever?'' Bowser said ''Unlike the mighty king Bowser! I'm a grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss and anyone that take MY princess Peach...oh and my children away is in for a world of hurt! Ha! i'l break those old bones just by sitting on you!''

Cackletta's answer came in the form of a spell. She had gathered all enemies capable of stopping her in one place and now was the time to end them.

In the air appeared the same black hole that sucked up Peach and her castle and a large shadow covered ground of the entire area. Both of those were sucking Bowser and the Plumbers up at the same time and both unleashed massive lighting bolts against Cackletta's foes.

The last thing the Koopalings saw of their King dad was a gigantic explosion.