So, as some of you may have heard, my brother has been causing me a lot of problems lately. So, here's what I would love to do to him if I got the chance.
For privacy purposes, lets call him Adam. Adam is about 5"10', 170lbs, brown hair, grey eyes, slightly chubby. For the purposes of this story, he is wearing an old white t-shirt and red shorts, but not for long. Now, let the fun begin.
After arriving home from a Latin meeting, I heard noises coming from the basement. Walking down the stairs, I saw Adam playing COD. "Did you do the dishes while I was gone, like mom asked you?"
"Why would I do that, when I know you will do it to make mom happy? Screw off, let me play my game."
This was the last straw. Without saying a word, I walked into my rope, opened up my special box, and pulled out a large collection of rope, chains, locks, and duct tape. Walking back into the basement, I came up behind Adam and put him in a sleeper hold. Although he struggled, he was too out of shape to escape. As soon as he was unconscious, I went to work. I tied his hands together in an x shape in front of him. Next, I dragged him over to underneath one of the exposed floor joist. Looping a rope over the joist, I hoisted his hands above his head. Next, I tied his ankles and above and below his knees together, wrapping the rope horizontally a few times before looping it between his limbs and tying it off. Finally, I tied a rope to his ankles, looped it over the rope below his knees, and brought it up to the joist. Pulling on this rope, I lifted his feet off the ground, forcing all his weight onto his knees, on a cement floor. I then settled in to wait.
It was only a few minutes before he woke up. As soon as he did, he started yelling at me to untie him. Smiling, I walked over to him, yanked off his two day old socks, and stuffed them in his mouth. For good measure, I wrapped his head in red duct tape a few times to hold the socks in. making sure to go from chin to the top of his head when I was done so there was no way for him to open his mouth.
"I was originally going to have a talk with you and then release you, but since you were so rude, I think I will torture you for a bit."
At this, Adam really started shaking. Ignoring him, I ran upstairs and grabbed some ice, rice, saran warp, and a knife. Walking back downstairs, I started laughing. Going over to Adam, I cut off his shirt and shorts, leaving him in his boxers. Grabbing the rope holding his feet up, I pulled until his knees were off the ground. Grabbing some rice, I tapped a handful to the bottom of each knee. Leaving him hanging, I grabbed the ice. After dumping a few cubes down his boxers, which really made him squirm, I tapped two pieces to his nipples. Finally, I wrapped his entire body in saran wrap. Lowering him back down onto his knees, I could see the rice was really digging in and causing him serious pain.
I snapped a few pics, then uploaded them to my laptop. "Now, if you try and tell mom and dad, these pics will go on your Facebook. Now, I think I am going to leave for a bit and go to the store. However, first I think i will call that girl you have been spending so much time with and tell her you are all her's for a few hours till mom gets home."
As soon as Kate showed up, I left to go grab a slice of pizza. When I got home, I found Kate gone. Going downstairs, I instantly burst into laughter. I don't know what she had done to him while I was gone, but Adam was now hanging upside down from the ceiling, there were burnt candles everywhere, the ice was all gone, as was the rice, his body was covered in some black gunk, and it looked like he had been crying quite a bit. Cutting him down, he said not a word, but walked away to have a shower.
Now, this was the version of this story that I thought appropriate for this site. If anyone wants the more intense version, send a pm. I only wish I could actually do this to him, and teach him a lesson.