Wow, still no replys yet. Guess I will get you started of yet but really wanted to read some others first (to try to out do them

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It is a nice warm day, I am climbing in the park again. I am a 22 year old male (not in rl) and I do this quite a lot. Recently though I have been bringing along a lot of rope and some basic pulleys which tie on with rope with metal eyelets and I use a padlock on them. Been here for some time now, in these 2 trees. It is good as you can climb from one to the other really easily.
I need to do something...but what. I got it, this will be fun, wonder who it will be, who will walk by.
I race about the tree and connect the 2 pulleys to either tree on the inside, and I connect another large thick rope to one of the branches, so I can easily climb in and out of the tree. I thread some rope through the pulleys, one one the I do a sliding knot tied to itself so it makes a loop. On the other end in the middle of the tree I do a sliding knot to the other rope so they can be pulled apart but cant come lose of each over.
I have a lot more rope on me, all up in the tree near to the large rope that I plan to use to climb up and down the tree quicker. This includes some rope with metal eyelets on one end, where I have attached a carbine clip to it, to make it quicker to use.
I sit their in the middle of the 2 trees, waiting, waiting. Who will walk between the trees who I think will be ok? He looks ok, will be come here though. The man walks closer, I think he is going to do it.
I just out of the tree and land on his back, taking him down to the ground. I quickly use the coil of rope that is attached to my belt to tie his ankles together so he cant run away from me, were I then stand up and walk of back towards the tree. I grab the ends of the rope from the pulleys and put them over the man's wrists, all the time him fighting back agents me, but knowing it was no hope. Luckily the park is usually empty, so their is no one about to hear his helpless screams and shouts for help.
After I finally get them onto his wrists, I climb up the thick rope that I have left hanging and go to where the 2 ropes meet in the tree. I undo the sliding knots from each of them, and then pull him so he is in the middle of the tree, standing up, arms going in different directions pointing up into the tree. I then throw down the rope with the eyelets and carbines already attached, and jump down after them. I use one rope on each tree, running it around the tree trunk and clipping it to itself to secure it around the tree. I then undo the ankle bound and pull his legs apart, and attach rope to each ankle, spreading out his legs a lot making him feel like he is doing the splits, and in the process making him shorter so the rope on his arms becomes taught and starts to pull even more.
When he is strung up in the tree, I finally say a word.
"Lucky for you, its sunny." Before I climbed the tree again and found my normal place where I can lay down in a couple of branches, using my jumper as a pillow.
It was another hour before I freed the man, and we talked about it all and he walked of.