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 No.242068>>242100

Your name is Sean Gemmington, you are currently laying down in your mattress that you haven't bothered to throw out. What will you do?

 No.242070>>242124

start raping mameson

 No.242071>>242124

look around da room for ideas of what to do

 No.242077

go ap

 No.242082

shit on the floor

 No.242091>>242099

Go to the BLACKED.com photoshoot

 No.242094>>242099

do the nae nae on the matress to try to stimulate yourself

 No.242099

>>242094
>>242091
dont do this

 No.242100>>242163

>>242068 (OP)
decide to make sproke but it goes wrong

 No.242124>>242128>>242129>>242130>>242133>>242134>>242135>>242838

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>>242071
>look around da room for ideas of what to do
You sit up and give a full view of your room.
>>242070
>start raping mameson
This idea is ludicrous and unheard of, raping a mameson? It's highly illegal to commit such an act in Iceland.

 No.242128>>242135>>242139

>>242124
I like the piss mattress reference

 No.242129>>242236

>>242124
go and turn on der computer

 No.242130>>242236

>>242124
shit on the floor

 No.242133

>>242124
sean looks for mameson porn online

 No.242134

>>242124
you pick up your mameson and throw him out of the window, just for him to come back again. he is immortal.

 No.242135>>242137

>>242124
go on the computer and see what's going on outside
>>242128
cum mattress doe

 No.242137

>>242135
my bad i misremembered

 No.242139

>>242128
it was cum, not piss. meds

 No.242163

>>242100
you will do this

 No.242236>>242838

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>>242130
>shit on the floor
What seems so logical about this? This is stupid. But it remains a possibility in the near future.
>>242129
>go and turn on der computer
You go and sit in your chair and turn on your Computer.
It requires a password in which you do not know of yet, perhaps you can look around for more clues?

 No.242244

look under your bed

 No.242245>>242469

ask mameson

 No.242275

adventure threads cant be on page 2

 No.242286>>242469

sean looks at his hyperrealistic feet to find the password written on his sole

 No.242453

op where u go

 No.242469>>242470>>242838

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>>242245
>ask mameson
You turn around and look at mameson
>Hello little mame, do you know where i could find the password to my computer?
<…
Mameson's cannot speak, he is looking at you in confusion.
>>242286
>sean looks at his hyperrealistic feet to find the password written on his sole
You lift up your foot to find a bu-
>what bug?
You lift up your food to find absolutely nothing underneath it.
It seems you are running out of options…

 No.242470>>242526

>>242469
open da drawer

 No.242499

encounter sidson

 No.242508

sean feels an uncontrollable need… the need… to BREED!

 No.242526>>242528>>242531>>242580>>242838

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>>242470
>open da drawer
You open "da" drawer to see a piece of paper with the following:
"go outside"
Well i guess it wouldnt hurt to go outside.

You step outside of your box house, there is a rock and a mailbox in the front of the house. What will you do?

 No.242528>>242666

>>242526
check the mail

 No.242530>>242666

check under the rock

 No.242531>>242666

>>242526
throw the rock through your neighbor's window

 No.242580

>>242526
Look at the neighbor on the right

 No.242666>>242669>>242675>>242703>>242838

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>>242530
>check under the rock
You check under the rock to find.. Absolutely nothing!
>>242531
>throw the rock through your neighbor's window
You soy-rage at this revelation and decide to throw the rock through your neighbor's window.
>>242528
>check the mail
Now to finally check the mai-
Yikes.

 No.242669

>>242666
dox rape kill the person behind you (emphasis on rape)

 No.242675>>242838>>243003

>>242666
oh my slowburn…
shout at this retard behind you (say that xhe is a jartypedo)

 No.242703>>243003

>>242666
sic mameson on nate to scare him off

 No.242838

>>242124
>>242236
>>242469
>>242526
>>242666
>>242675
Holy gem thread, the sharty hasn't had a single thread even come close to this in months

 No.242855

gonna keep this gem up forever

 No.243003>>243008>>243011>>243022

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You look behind and see your neighbor yelling at you, you engage in a conversation.
<WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
>uhh..
>>242675
>>shout at this retard behind you (say that xhe is a jartypedo)
>You're a "Jartypedo"!
<…
<ILL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU CORDNIGGER

>>242703
>sic mameson on nate to scare him off
You somehow manage to throw mameson at your neighbor and tumbles him down easily, he drops some Loot.
What do you do?

 No.243008

>>243003
piss on him

 No.243011>>244098

>>243003
Steal his stuff, then skin him and wear his suit as a disguise

 No.243022>>244098

>>243003
Use his morphine to get high

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>>243011
>Steal his stuff, then skin him and wear his suit as a disguise
Stealing is a punishable crime but you cant seem to resist the free vaccine! Too great of a opportunity to pass up on, right?
>>243022
>Use his morphine to get high
You're not sure what "morphine" is, this is a COVID-19 vax! Well, here goes.

Sure didn't feel like the COVID-19 Vax, Might as well snap out of it and get back to what's important.
Looks like you'll have to use a coin to reveal the password to the computer.

 No.244100

>>244098
HOLY GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM NIGGAS LOOK AT THE VIDEO

 No.244109>>244151

>>244098
actually no see if the shartycuck has a coin on him

 No.244114

>>244098
built for being reuploaded onto spva

 No.244115

>>244098
steal sharteen's kidney and sell it for cash

 No.244125

>>244098
PACKAGE THIS
GO TO SPVA
FUCKING POST IT

 No.244130>>244151

be a kind little fuck and make sure your VALUED POC bug-eating neighbor Nate T. Huggers is ok

 No.244151>>244153>>244155>>244418

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>>244130
>be a kind little fuck and make sure your VALUED POC bug-eating neighbor Nate T. Huggers is ok
You pick up your neighbor and see he's thankfully alright
>>244109
>actually no see if the shartycuck has a coin on him
You engage in a conversation because you're too much of a good boy to steal.

>I'm sorry about our squabble and I know this sounds a little silly to ask after knocking you out, but do you have any spare change?

<WHY DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE YOU MY MONEY?
>Well if you're not going to lend me any could you at least help me out find a coin?
<Fine… as long as it gets you to shut up
>We should think of a way to find us a coin.

 No.244153

>>244151
JUST REALIZED I MISSPELLED IT AS “HUGGERS” AND NOT HIGGERS HOLYYYYYYYY YIKESSSSSSSS

 No.244155>>245309

>>244151
buy a jar of cockroaches with the coin

 No.244415

bumo

 No.244418>>244421>>245309

>>244151
immigrate to the faroe islands because iceland WNBAG

 No.244421

>>244418
don't do this

 No.244469

go back UP

 No.244866

bump go up

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>>244418
>immigrate to the faroe islands because iceland WNBAG
>>244155
>buy a jar of cockroaches with the coin

You do not have the option to do these, you do not own a coin or have any money, Your very nice and friendly neighbor has some ideas.

<We might have some options to work for some money.

<We can try working as a janitor at the mental institution.
<working at a McDonald's.
<and or becoming professional hunters.
<All of these will have completely different outcomes so I'd be wise in choosing them.

 No.245321>>245336

>>245309
become hunters.

 No.245323

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mcdonalds keyed though

 No.245335>>245337

>>245309
you go rob some houses

 No.245336

>>245321
Hunting outcome sounds more interesting than working at mcdonalds for life

 No.245337

>>245335
KILL YOURSELF
OBSESSED

 No.245354

>>245309
>working at a McDonald's.

 No.245532

>>245309
GO HUNTING FOR CHEESENIGGERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

 No.246664>>246672>>246677

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>I think ill go with hunting… I heard that they pay more than average.
<ALRIGHT, a very interesting choice GLOOOINK i thought you'd go with the mental institute since you seem like the kind of loser to become a janitor.
<Well first of all you're gonna need a hunting license, don't worry i know a guy. He's pretty good with this kind of stuff and pays pretty nicely. Here look at my permit :)))!!! It's gonna be a little far away from here but I'm sure we can make the walk

""3 hours pass by.""
>Isn't it getting a little late? I'm not sure it's too safe to wander around in the middle of nowhere like this
<We'll be fine just trust the plan retard

You and your neighbor walk into the armory and meet a chud! This makes you quite anxious, but you decide to sign the papers and he gives you a permit easily. What will you now do?

 No.246666>>246671>>248610

look at gun selection

 No.246671

>>246666
Checked as fuck holy shit

 No.246672

>>246664
grab a random gun and shoot nate and the chud with it

 No.246675

samefag the answer you want so i can continue lurking this thread

 No.246677

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>>246664
kiss him on his big fukken lips

 No.247345

bump

 No.248041

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bump

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>>246666
>look at gun selection
You look at the gun selection and they all seem to be the same variants.
You choose one at random since your knowledge is quite limited on weaponry and your neighbor decides to pay for it with his own money.

<Just bring back whatever you catch from the forest near and ill give you a sum of cash. And get it done today, i don't like waiting.

He gives you necessary hunting gear and walk outside preparing to walk into the forest the Chud mentioned.

 No.248611>>248613>>248626

>>248610
Hunt for a wild fingerboy

 No.248613>>248626


 No.248619

>>248610
Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity

Calculate what we will or will not tolerate
Clutch it like a cornerstone

 No.248626>>248627>>248653

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>>248611
>>248613
>Hunt for a wild fingerboy
You walk into the forest and you're greeted with a sign showing two paths in which you can take, which one will it be?

 No.248627>>248684

>>248626
obviously the right

 No.248629

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>trying to hunt fingerboys at NIGHT…

 No.248630

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You retards!

 No.248634

go upe

 No.248653>>248684

>>248626
GO TO THE RIGHT, WE'RE NOT GOING FISHING HERE!!!!!

 No.248684>>248685>>248716>>250722

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>>248653
>>248627
>obviously the right
>GO TO THE RIGHT, WE'RE NOT GOING FISHING HERE!!!!!
Your neighbor starts to engage in a conversation with you.
<Alright since we're not going fishing lets just take it to the right, i got this branch that'll make a path for us. And once we catch something we'll get our way back.

You decide to follow him while you hold the flashlight behind so you two can see where you are heading.
After a while of making your way you seem to reach a dead end.
Now seems like the best to make a spot and try and find your catch.

Unknown to you your neighbor sees a frog and gets distracted leaving you to yourself.
What will you do?

 No.248685

>>248684
follow him

 No.248716>>248723

>>248684
scream and flail arms in fear after hearing suspicious sound

 No.248723

>>248716
SOOOOOOOT DO THIS

 No.249298

up

 No.249875

GO THE FUCK UP!

 No.250236

Immigrants are sliding the gemmy adventure thread

 No.250557

>implying we get immigrants

 No.250722

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>>248684
>2 days ago
is it over

 No.250731

Moved to >>>/qa/7410.

 No.250775

Moved to >>>/qa/12123.



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