crazy.title A Strange Encounter
crazy.first.body {0:P} are suddenly approached by a stranger out of nowhere who says "Hi, my name is {1:A} and I saw you and had to come and meet you. You are the most incredibly good looking person I've ever seen." {1:P} appears to be truly awestruck by {0:p}.
crazy.first.resp.ok {0:P} don't see any red flags here at all. None at all...
crazy.first.body2 {1:N} continues with a long story that went everywhere and nowhere at the same time. {0:csp} head is spinning until {1:p} finally stopped seemingly in midsentence expecting {0:p} to say something. What do {0:p} say?
crazy.first.resp2.ok {0:P} just nod in apparent agreement.
crazy.first.resp2.story {0:P} tell {1:op} a similarly long and winding story.
crazy.first.resp2.bye {0:P} excuse {0:vp}.
crazy.first.resp3.dontgo {1:P} then asks, "Wait, don't go just yet, I have one more thing for you..."
crazy.first.resp3.other {1:P} then says, "I have one thing for you..."_
crazy.first.resp3.ok And so it begins...

crazy.start.body {0:P} ran into {1:IA} who is as always extremely happy to see {0:p}. {1:P} comes up to {0:p} and says hello and that {1:p} had been looking for {0:p}.
crazy.start.resp.ok What will it be this time?
crazy.none.b {1:cN} just just rambles on and on with no particular purpose or destination in sight. This is going nowhere slowly and {0:p} have better things to do. After a while {0:p} have had enough and cut {1:op} off and excuse {0:vp}. "That's ok, {1:P;1} will finish the story next time!" {1:p} says as {0:p} move away.

crazy.kiss.body {1:cN} gets real close to {0:p} and starts kissing {0:p}, it's a long, passionate kiss. Then {1:p} breaks it off and looks at {0:p} as if asking, "Did {0:p} like it?"_
crazy.kiss.opt.ask {0:P} ask what was that for?
crazy.kiss.opt.kiss {0:P} try to kiss {1:op} again.
crazy.kiss.opt.go {0:P} have no time for this now.
crazy.kiss.ask.body {0:P} asked {1:N} why {1:p} kissed {0:p} and {1:p} just said, "No reason. Just seemed like the right thing to do!".
crazy.kiss.kiss.body {0:P} then approached {1:N} and started to kiss {1:op}. But after a few seconds, {1:p} broke it off and stepped back.
crazy.kiss.go.body {0:P} excused {0:vp} saying that {0:p} were busy. {1:N} said that's fine as {1:p} also has stuff to do, but wants to continue this later.
crazy.kiss.end.body Then {1:p} said {1:p} had to go and said that this would need to be continued at a later time. Then left in a hurry.


crazy.quit.body {1:cN} says, "So, I screwed up and took this job and I can't really do it. It's just not for me. So I need to quit but I can't do it. Can you do it for me? If you do it, I'll do something for you that you will enjoy."
crazy.quit.opt.what What???
crazy.quit.opt.ok Ok, {0:P}'ll do it.
crazy.quit.opt.no No, {1:p} made a mistake, {1:p} needs to fix it. It's part of being an adult.
crazy.quit.body2 {1:cN} explains further, "{1:P;1}'ll call my work and then you can tell {1:sp;1} boss that {1:P;1} quit. Simple as that. That way {1:P;1} don't have to deal with it. Please?"
crazy.quit.no.body It weird to see {1:N} dejected, as {1:p} always seems to be happy. But {1:p} needs to learn how do unpleasant stuff.
crazy.quit.ok.body {1:N} calls {1:sp} work and then hands {0:p} the phone. {0:P} then ask to speak to whoever is in charge and explain how {1:N} won't be working there anymore. Somehow this was not completely unexpected or strange. Anyway, the deal is done.
crazy.quit.ok.opt Now, {0:p} did say something about doing something for {0:op}?
crazy.quit.makeout.body {1:N} eyes sparkle and {1:sp} mouth becomes a wide grin. {1:P} says "Come here you, let me show my appreciation for what you just did." {0:P} come closer and {1:p} grabs {0:p} in {1:sp} arms and starts to kiss {0:p}.

crazy.book.body {1:N} sees the book {0:p} are carrying and says "Hey, I see that you are reading '%1'. It's a great book, I already read it." Then {0:p} can see an evil thought popping into {1:sp} head.
crazy.book.body2 {1:P} says "Do you want to practice what the book says with me? There's only so much you can learn from a book." It's a interesting offer, what do {0:p} say?
crazy.book.opt.yes Yes!
crazy.book.opt.no No, {0:P} don't have time for this now. Maybe another time.
crazy.book.no.body It weird to see {1:N} dejected, as {1:p} always seems to be happy. But {1:p} needs to learn that {1:p} can't always get {1:sp} way.
crazy.book.makeout.body {1:N} eyes sparkle and {1:sp} mouth becomes a wide grin. {1:P} says "Come here {0:p}, let {1:op;1} show {0:p} how it's done." {0:P} come closer and {1:p} grabs {0:p} in {1:sp} arms and starts to kiss {0:p}.

crazy.tan.body {1:N} comes to {0:p} with a bottle of tanning oil and asks, "Hey, it's a nice sunny day and I'm trying to catch some rays. Can you put some of this on my back? Please?".
crazy.tan.opt.yes Yes, of course.
crazy.tan.opt.no No {0:P} don't have time for this now. Sorry.
crazy.tan.no.body It weird to see {1:N} dejected, as {1:p} always seems to be happy. But {1:p} needs to learn that {1:p} can't always get {1:sp} way.
crazy.tan.start.body {1:N} hands {0:p} the bottle and turns around. {0:P} start to smear the oil on {1:sp} back.
crazy.tan.start.opt.done {0:P} finish {1:sp} back and hand the bottle back to {1:N}.
crazy.tan.start.opt.ass {0:P} keep going past {1:sp} back into {1:sp} ass.
crazy.tan.ass.body {0:P} get more oil and use {0:sp} hands to make sure {1:sp} ass cheeks are well covered. {1:P} doesn't seem to mind.
crazy.tan.ass.opt.done {0:P} finish {1:sp} ass and hand the bottle back to {1:N}.
crazy.tan.ass.opt.gen With {0:sp} hand in the vicinity, {0:P} take advantage of the situation and grope {1:sp} genital area.
crazy.tan.makeout.body {1:N} is obviously turned on and turns around and says "Come here {0:p}, let {0:op} spread some of that on {0:p}". {1:P} grabs {0:p} by {0:sp} {0:!g_genitals} and starts to grope {0:p}.

crazy.sed.body {1:N} comes and greets {0:p}, "So I have something for you. It's some sort of sedative pill that someone had at a party {0:P} was last night. I have no use for it, but maybe you do. Just slip it on someone's drink while they are not watching and you might find them easier to woo".
crazy.sed.opt.yes Yeah, sure, {0:P}'ll take it.
crazy.sed.opt.no No thanks. Seems wrong to {0:op}.
crazy.sed.yes.body {0:P} take the pill from {1:N} and start thinking on who {0:p} will use it on.
crazy.sed.no.body {0:P} expected {1:N} to react positively when {0:p} didn't accept it, thinking perhaps it was some sort of test, but no, {1:p} appears to have no such thought.
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crazy.op.body {1:N} is just making small talk with {0:p} for a bit when {1:p} asks "We've known each other now for a while and {1:P;1} don't think {1:P;1} know {0:p;-1} that well. Like {1:P;1} don't even know what {0:p;-1} think about %1." How do {0:p} respond?
crazy.op.opt.love {0:P} say {0:P} love it!
crazy.op.opt.like {0:P} say {0:P} like it.
crazy.op.opt.noop {0:P} tell {1:op} {0:P} have no opinion about it.
crazy.op.opt.dislike {0:P} say {0:P} don't like it.
crazy.op.opt.hate {0:P} say {0:P} hate it.
crazy.op.noop.body {1:N} ponders {0:sp} answer and after a few seconds {1:p} says, "Yeah, {1:P;1} don't have an opinion on it, which is why {1:P;1}'m asking. But {1:P;1} trust {0:sp;-1} judgement, so {1:P;1} think {1:P;1}'m going to %1 it."_
crazy.op.hasop.body {1:N} says that {1:p} %1 it
crazy.op.hasop.same.body and is very happy that {0:p} agree.
crazy.op.hasop.diff.body and is disappointed that {0:p} don't agree.
crazy.op.hasop.diff.opt.conv {0:P} attempt to change {1:op} opinion to match mine.
crazy.op.conv.body {0:P} spent several minutes talking to {1:op} about %1 and trying to get {1:op} to see {0:sp} point of view.
crazy.op.conv.yes.body After a bit, it appears that {1:p} has changed {1:sp} mind and now agrees with {0:p}.
crazy.op.conv.no.body After a bit, it appears that {1:p} is too set in {1:sp} ways and will not change {1:sp} opinion about it.
crazy.op.end.body {1:N} appeared initially to be disappointed that {0:p} had no opinion on the matter. But {1:p} quickly changed the subject and started talking about something else that {0:p} also had no interest on.
crazy.op.end.opt.bye Time for {0:op} to go.
hint.crazy This is your first encounter with a wild college student who is obsessed with you. ^She will run into you every so often and start a random interaction. A small warning: ^she is very unreliable, lazy and hates working so if you do hire ^her, expect ^her to quit at any time.