
std.clinic.get.t Free Condoms?
std.clinic.get.b Since you've heard that the clinic was giving away free condoms to anyone who asks for them, {0:p} approached {1:IN} and requested some. {1:P} opened a drawer in the desk and grabbed a handful and gave them to {0:p}. {0:P} now have %I1 condoms.
std.clinic.full.b You already have %I1 condoms. That's all {0:p} can carry without looking like a fool.
std.clinic.get.opt.thanks I thank {1:op}.
std.clinic.get.opt.test I ask {1:op} if {1:p} wants help {0:op} test that they work.
std.clinic.test.no.b {0:P} propositioned {1:N} but {1:p} didn't appreciate {0:sp} advances and now {0:sp} relationship got worse.
std.clinic.test.yes.b {0:P} took a wild shot with {1:N} who somehow was into it, much to {0:sp} surprise.

std.condom_disp.t A Condoms Vending Machine
std.condom_disp.b {0:P} can provide a welcome service to {0:sp} customers by providing a vending machine that gives out free condoms to anyone who wants them. Installing the machine will cost $%D1 and it's immediate. There will also be an automatic recurring monthly charge to replenish the machine's inventory which depends on how many customers {0:sp} club gets. Do {0:p} want to do this now?
std.condom_disp.inst.b {0:P} called the vending machine company and placed the order in. They came right away and installed it and now {0:p}, {0:sp} employees and {0:sp} customers have an unlimited supply of condoms. This added a bit of temporary fame to {0:sp} club too.
std.condom_disp.no.b {0:P} decided not to install the condom dispenser machine at this time.
std.condom_disp.get.b {0:P} approached the condom dispensing machine and selected {0:sp} favorite brand of condom and pushed the button. Seconds later the machine ejected one condom which {0:p} grabbed. To be safe, {0:p} hit the button twice more and now {0:p} have %I1 condoms.
std.condom_dist.expense.msg installing a condom dispensing machine
hint.condom_dist Installing a condom dispenser will cost some initial money and will have a recurring charge which will be relative to how many customers you get. The cost will appear on your transaction history as "club supplies expense". It will make it easier for you and your employees to acquire condoms and may reduce the number of pregnancies. It also helps increase your club's overall satisfaction. However those that don't like to practice safe sex may not get much benefit from it.
