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ITT we make the /soy/ potion (liquid slopjak)
Throw everything into the pot like jaks, froots, or trannies
Current ingredient list: Water, Soylent (Pear flavor)

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add 500 liters of cobsonium

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Add Sproke

 8871682Quote>>8871798

thread died award

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Add dewpsi

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Add every soylent flavor

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>>8871682
Do not worry
A gem is brewing…
i cant draw fast doe

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forgot to bump

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>>8871798
>doe
what have you done

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forgot to clear my email

 8871825Quote>>8872202

add poop i throw at neighbor lady

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Putting george floyds remains in the pot so that the drink is laced with fentanyl

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>>8871711
Soymething is brewing …

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>>8871825
>>8871841
Something is raisin …
Ingredients: Water, Soylent (assorted), Cobsonium carbonate, Sproke, George Floyd's blood, Kaka

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>>8872202
Rapeson semen

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>>8872202
froot's stem and root of root

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tranny's neo vagina yeast and a bunch of maggots

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meds

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>>8872471
>>8872214
8872471, adding that raisin would blow up the whole fucking concoction from how much decomposed estrogen is in that.
But, Swede has a solution! Let's add some Rot Pockets.

>Something is brewing…

> …oh raisin FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT IS HE DOING HERE

Ingredients: Water, Soylent (assorted), Cobsonium carbonate, Sproke, George Floyd's blood, Kaka, Rot Pockets (41 pc.), Froot's stem, Root's roots

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>>8872699
add one dead averi

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>>8872699
antimatter, add antimatter

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Add poopson

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Add a dead agugu baby

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>>8872835
>>8872786
>Two dead forced pedonigger coals… a touch of antimatter and…
>NIGGA IT GOT SO COALLY IT SET ON FIRE
What will you put in to help Swede put out the fire?

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>>8873198
my huge johnson

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>>8873198
a drop of vril

 8873301Quote>>8873544

Add glue

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Add the neighbor

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>>8873198
a plutonium core

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>>8873198
Put some authentic Canadian Canada Dry Cranberry (NOT SPRITE FUCK YOU LEBRON)

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Add the corpse of the dead jarty

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>>8873371
>>8873368
>>8873308
>>8873305
>>8873213
>>8873301

>FUCK FUCK FUCK RANDOM BULLraisin GO SOMETHING WORK

The pot exploded…

Is it over?

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>>8873544
use a golden gilderald to stabilize the pot

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>>8873544
blvd did not know what vril was

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>>8873562
i would've done it but im a lazy nigger
>>8873555
also marge what is a gilderald am i retarded

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>>8873575
gilded 'emerald

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>>8873575
gilded means covered in a thin layer of gold or something

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>>8873555
Something is brewing…
IT'S THE GEM THAT SAVED THE POTION (and this thread)
Ingredients: Ingredients: Water, Soylent (assorted), Cobsonium carbonate, Sproke, George Floyd's blood, Kaka, Rot Pockets (41 pc.), Froot's stem, Root's roots, Coal, Antimatter (1g), SOOT (as a result of the fire), Canada Dry (Cranberry), Elmer's Glue, BIBISI, Dead site (Jarty), Hello neighbor spammer, entire plutonium core, GILDED GEM

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Now that the slop has been brewed, what should we name the drink?

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>>8874161
now swede should drink it

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>>8874181
Sprokelent

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>>8874181
Sproke 2

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>>8874181
Crank Coalostomy

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>>8874181
Sproke 3

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>>8874181
Sproke Ϫ

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>>8874181
Dead Nigger Drink

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SAAAAAARS VOTE FOR THE NAME SAAAAARS

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Gemmy thread gem

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gemmy thread go up

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up

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>>8874545
SPROKELENT AND SPROKE 2 ARE AT A TIEEEEEEEEE
CAST YOUR FINAL VOTES SAAAAAAAAAARS

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>>8874545
niggers I SAID Sprokelent and Sproke 2 are tied go vote
thread go UPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>8874545
Dead nigger drink is the most gemmy one

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>>8874161
wouldn't the coal have made the plutonium core go critical and cause a nuclear explosion?

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>>8875245
Trve but there was also antimatter and the coals were forced pedo troonslop (averi and agugu)
I'd say all the gemmies like 500 liters of cobsonium (HWABAG) canceled eachother out and caused a singularity instead

ALSO SPROKE 2 BEAT SPROKELENT BY 3 VOTES KEEP IT GOING
SWEDE WILL FINALLY DRINK THE CONCOCTION IN 50 MINUTES

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upsies

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>>8874545
gloink sproke 2 won

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>>8875389
it has been 50 minutes nigger

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>>8876128
GIVE ME A SECOND

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>>8876128
IT'S HERE

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Swede takes a sip of SPROKE 2.
Something is happening.

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>>8876303
Refreshing beverage
FIN

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Good thread.



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