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## POPPERZ4KIDZ

Does your son whine every time you make it to that 9-inch mark? Are you sick of hearing your kid say he simply can’t swallow another load from yet another stranger in a public restroom? Let’s face it. Sons are a fucking annoyance. They whine and bitch and complain, when all we do is give them our massive, powerful, almighty tools and sperm whenever necessary.

Fortunately, we have a solution for you! Popperz4Kidz now comes in a variety of flavors that boys can’t resist! Happy Meal, Mac and Cheese, Gummy Bears and Lunchables! Once your boys get a whiff, they’ll become total addicts!

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Our special formula is designed specifically for the young brain. It essentially ruins their brain for…well..that depends on how often they take hits. Some boys are literally poppered up ALL THE TIME. It’s Dad’s choice!

Your son will go from a whiny little “victim" to a complete and total zomboy. But don’t worry dads - Popperz4Kidz do nothing to diminish pain. He will still feel every searing inch as you rip into him. He will still have a sore throat for weeks after you pillage his little face with all your poker buddies. But he won’t complain about it while it’s happening, because his nostrils will be filled with the delicious scent of Mac and Cheese - and cum and spit and what have you.

WARINING: POPPERZ4KIDZ ARE EXTREMELY POTENT AND NOT SUITABLE FOR ADULTS. BOYS WHO USE POPPERZ4KIDZ FREQUENTLY MAY BECOME ADDICTED OR BEGIN TO CONFUSE PAIN WITH PLEASURE.

