my name is dunchenman and i love to fap
to soytan while forcing out stinking braps
im a bipolar sperglord from my home lesotho
yo chill out dude im just  baiting u tho
i pretty much made the whole z alliance
to be honest ive never did a job appliance
ive changed my soysona like 3 times this week
everyone whos against the alliance is pretty weak!

my name is trevor the shitskin pedophile
and im here to make this site worth a while
im obsessed over pooners and youre obsessed over me
youre brimcoal, and youre built for BBC
im a kurdaryan also islam won
after i got banned for one day my brain went gone
all of yall are mindbroken by me
without me this site would be ??? (it was meant to say DNB)

my name is gill koyim and im pretty lame
theres nothing to say about me im SNCA
im a brapzilian jew lover and im pretty gay
im pretty gay but thats okay

my name is judge gem? more like judge coal
im obsessed over warrior z and thats all
he once told me that "he wears cologne"
and that made me sad so i went back home
to the sperghouse which is where i belong doe
i love holding my big pink rubber dildo
hey guys , i guess thats it 
the larp is over , just please stop it