"Of course they do that on 90210, but not on Doogie Howser -
Doogie has a family!" - Pap as he gets in a heated argument with Seth

"Seth we can't do that, it wouldn't be right." - Justin (said many times)

"Are you done talking to your twelve year olds?" - Pap to Jesse while
IRC'ing.

"I can't believe I tried one of those hot pockets after it thawed.." - Sean

"Hey! I wrote my name with ducks!!" - Seth to an impressed Pap

"Why is this pig thanking me for hitting it?" - Pap

"Your car smells funny." - Pap to Seth

"Dear Diary, I nearly died today.." - Seth everynight after letting Pap
drive... (we were nearly killed many times)

"Johnny Cage is not afraid to die!" - Cd player, every day thanks to Pap.

"I don't think we can use the force when we play badminton." - Pap to
Seth on the court

"This is the best procedure ever, I gotta show ya..." - Seth to Pap
just before accidentally hitting the reset button

"I'm not like the rest of the you who sleep in 'till 3!!" - Shawn to
Pap & Seth

"We should get this out before a year passes..." - Seth

"Milli Vanilli is not the ultimate debugging song we go by!!" - Pap

"Oh come on, just blame it on the rain." - Seth in response

"Arrggg!!" - Pap in anger

"Don't ever, ever, ever put a jar of peanut butter in the microwave
if you wanna soften it.  It completely exploded on me!" - Seth

"He couldn't be a pig farmer if he killed them all .." - Seth

"That duck could kick my ass!" - Pap

"I don't get it, why can't the duck talk?" - Seth

"Dear Diary:  I can't believe Pap almost killed us putting gel in his
hair while driving back to the office" - Seth

"Does my nose look cleaner?" - Pap

"I really don't want to look closely." - Seth

"Aww, look at the ducks..." - Seth

"Look at their heads go flying backwards." - Pap in response

"Seth's keeping track of his quotes?" - Shawn

"I can't believe I'm on crack patrol." - Pap

"Sporty Spice!  I'm gonna try and say that once every day from now
on." - Seth

"Damnit, I have a whopper I wanna eat!" - Seth as the business phone
rings.

"Better watch what you put in those scripts.  The Spice Girls
manager is gonna call us and say 'we saw what you put about
Sporty, and she's pissed!" - Seth to Pap

"Mom, Would you kill one of your pets if someone offered you a million
dollars?" - Seth

"What do you think Paula Abdul, MC Hammer and Milli Vanilli are doing
right now?" - Seth to Pap after a taco bell run

"They're probably up in an airship together." - Pap

"I'm not sure if I should let you drive in the middle of a wind
storm..." - Seth to Pap

"By the way I fixed that error." - Seth to Pap

"Uh I never got that error." - Pap in response

"Oh, well just letting you know the headaches of it." - Seth

"Headaches noted sir." - Pap

"I think I inhaled too much Tang." - Pap

"Do you think we could ever get Gary Coleman for one of
our games?" - Pap

First user made Dink SmallWood webpage siting 9/17/97
"We have addon levels already?" - Seth

"We'll make it a fun and creative environment, with
finger painting over here..." - Seth

"You move, your partner doesn't..." - Shawn

"How come we have a urinal as one of our buildings?" - Pap to Seth

"That building RULES!" - Seth in response

"Hey!!  Erase 'days till Jedi Knight is out' and put back 'days until Dink
shareware is released!" - Seth yells at Pap after seeing the blackboard

"Can't a guy just enjoy an hour of TV without getting any crap?!?"
 - Seth watching Melrose Place while Pap bothers him

"Ok, it's for sure fixed now." - Pap

"I'm gonna have fish jumping out of water before you fix that." - Seth

"Perhaps." - Pap

"My indian name is ComputerWolf." - Seth

"So I turn my computer on, and there are two Smurfs going at it." - Pap

"If they hack the CD they don't get the audio, the movies or the
naked pics of me." - Seth

"This chat is going by too fast, they could be saying I suck,
and I missed it." - Seth

"The magic of M.R.E.'s, mmm mmm good." - Seth

"Hey, did you just lite a match and throw it at me?" - Pap

"No." -Seth in response

"Can I put that in our 'quotes.txt' just because?" - Pap

"Oh, alright." - Seth in response

"That should be a goal of some level, you have no
weapon but you have to kill." - Seth

"This monster has a red ass." - Pap

"Uh oh ... Milder turned into Raiden." - Seth

"Dude, I don't know what's going on but this sh*t
needs to work." - Seth after seeing an interesting battle
between a knight and ducks

"All the death is fixed." - Seth

"Well... the cave guy.. I mean, I could DO him..." - Pap

"If only Brandon were here ... what would the Walshes
do?" - Seth trying to figure out a procedure w/ the
90210 soundtrack on

"Hey, the pigs are dead, but I can feed them!" - Seth

"That RULES!!" - Pap in response

"Anyway, you get the idea ... oh just pretend it all worked." - Seth

"Pap, I think you've had more pepsi than what's up there." - Shawn

"Hey what can I say, when you come back a few years later
and look at it, you get a good laugh." - Shawn

"Owwwwww!!!" - Pap after taking a sip out of his cup

"Maybe you should try having real food." - Shawn to Pap

"Yeah, but I was just drinking water." - Pap in response

//Shareware Out

"... all we want is death ..." - Seth to Justin

"The real time starts now." - Seth

"Have fun screwing." - Pap to Shawn

"Yes, I will." - Shawn

"Oh Terrence, what color is the wind?" - Pap's startup wave...

"All your roads look sort of.. phallic.  Are you doing this on
purpose?" - Seth to Pap

"Rectify!!  I shouldn't use that word so often." - Seth

"I'd rather make a raft." - Justin

"It'll take me a week to do mother..." - Justin

"I could do her in like 5 seconds." - Seth

"So you're coming to the Spice Girls movie right?" - Pap to Seth

"Yeah, I'll be dressed as Naughty Spice." - Seth

"I wish they still had drive-in's... and I had NICE car." - Seth

"Hey mom, check out that stain on my bedspread." - Seth to his Mother

"Now what exactly was I supposed to think that was?" - Seth's Mother

"..we can do what we want ... except for the porn." - Seth to Pap on making
maps

".. to heck with the two-year olds where's the booze?!" - Some Old Man

".. if you put enough alcohol in me I can handle anything." - Some Lady

"What's that?" - Pap to Shawn about something on the desk

"I don't know." - Shawn in response

"Seth, what's that?" - Pap to Seth about same item

"Uh, I don't know." - Seth in response

"Why the hell is there something organic lying around the office
and no one knows what it is?!?!?" - Pap

"Five bucks to whoever eats it!" - Seth

"..Where'd you go?" - Seth's Mom

"I got my hair cut" - Seth

"I like it, it's really weird." - Seth's Mom

"Yeah Pap, where's your 'A-team' addon for the game?" - Jesse

".. in my 7 foot jet, pushing right on by ..." - Cd player

"Yeah, well at least I was man enough to admit when my facial hair wasn't
working!" - Seth to his younger brother

"I can fly!!!" - Seth

"Are you killing the fish?" - Pap to Shawn

"Yes." - Shawn

"It's like it's face and it's butt have the same color red..." - Seth

"I never know with you Seth." - Justin

"RtSoft, this is Greg what can I do for ya?" - Seth answering the phone

"Hey!!" - Pap

"I would've been over here sooner, but that Dish is a piece of crap.
We couldn't find the dang satellite." - Shawn

"We're ... not from around here." - Seth at the store

"Well, I've offended Pap's ears enough ..." - Seth after 'playing' the 
Keyboard and demonstrating the 'show tune' version of Starwars

"Even with the blast shield down I thought I could see with my mind!" - Pap
after using the restroom with the lights burned out

"How come I'm the lead level designer and I haven't seen these screens!?!"
- Pap looking at the Dink CD case

" ... so anyway, I saw a cool Doogie Howser episode last night .."
- Pap to Shawn

"You saw a cool Doogie Howser episode .... ?" - Shawn in response

"Shut up, Doogie RULES!!" - Pap

"It's the 'Rain of Doom' weapon." - Seth after spawning a fountain
over a monster

"I think Screen Match technology just tried to completely screw me." - Pap

"Really?" - Seth

"I think that function has it out for me." - Pap

"That is NOT going in our quotes.txt!" - Seth after saying .... something

"I have tissue if you need it." - Seth

"Don't read ahead, you have to solve it on your own." - Seth to Pap while
writing the ending

"Yeah, I'll solve it with my 'debug' option!" - Pap

"It's really a slow function, but I just don't have time to rewrite
it" - Seth

"Would Mr. Abrash approve?" - Pap

"No..." - Seth hanging head guiltily

"Whoa, a golf ball." - Shawn

"We have gold balls?" - Pap

"Hey fishies ... " - Shawn with golf ball

"You know, we should include 3d glasses." - Seth

"Ok, just one more house to do!" - Seth

"Do I have to do the inside too?" - Pap gloomily

"Yeah.. but it doesn't have to be quality or anything." - Seth

"Goodie!" - Pap cheerily

"I hope you've learned your lesson about challenging me at Knightrider" - Pap
smugly after playing his nightrider wav after it is mentioned.

