WEBVTT 00:00:05.255 --> 00:00:09.718 KOCHIKAME 00:00:09.927 --> 00:00:12.804 Ah, summer's here again 00:00:13.013 --> 00:00:15.724 It's come, it's arrived, it's here 00:00:15.933 --> 00:00:18.810 Ah, summer's here again 00:00:19.019 --> 00:00:21.396 It's come, it's arrived, here it is! 00:00:21.605 --> 00:00:24.650 Big waves, small waves, tiny waves and middle-size waves 00:00:24.858 --> 00:00:27.277 Here they come on the southern wind 00:00:27.486 --> 00:00:30.530 Big boobs, small boobs, tiny boobs and middle-size boobs 00:00:30.739 --> 00:00:33.533 At the beach Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle! 00:00:33.742 --> 00:00:36.536 Ah, summer's here again 00:00:36.745 --> 00:00:39.581 It's come, it's arrived, it's here 00:00:39.790 --> 00:00:42.334 Ah, summer's here again 00:00:42.584 --> 00:00:45.045 It's come, it's arrived, it's here already! 00:00:45.254 --> 00:00:48.298 Big waves, small waves, tiny waves and middle-size waves 00:00:48.507 --> 00:00:51.134 Here they come on the southern wind 00:00:51.343 --> 00:00:54.137 Big butts, small butts, tiny butts and middle-size butts 00:00:54.346 --> 00:00:58.642 At the beach Bounce, bounce, bounce! 00:01:01.728 --> 00:01:04.606 Here they come on the southern wind 00:01:07.609 --> 00:01:11.154 Here they come on the southern wind 00:01:13.615 --> 00:01:17.619 Bouncing at the beach Jiggling at the beach 00:01:18.954 --> 00:01:20.122 Want you! 00:01:24.084 --> 00:01:29.923 ROWDY, RECKLESS TROUBLEMAKERS! 00:01:31.174 --> 00:01:35.637 Recently in Tokyo, especially in our jurisdiction, 00:01:35.846 --> 00:01:38.140 there have been a string of traffic accidents. 00:01:38.348 --> 00:01:44.396 So, a road safety workshop will be held in this district next week. 00:01:44.938 --> 00:01:49.318 All members of this police station will also participate as instructors. 00:01:49.526 --> 00:01:53.071 I want you to think of ideas for teaching kids to understand... 00:01:56.992 --> 00:01:59.494 All these accidents are a big problem, Ryotsu. 00:01:59.703 --> 00:02:00.871 I agree, sir. 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:03.373 There's a guy who races around on his bicycle. 00:02:03.582 --> 00:02:04.791 What a jerk. 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:07.669 And a guy who cycles through red lights. 00:02:07.878 --> 00:02:09.504 Must be a jerk too. 00:02:09.713 --> 00:02:12.841 And a guy who crashes his bicycle into a grocery storefront. 00:02:13.050 --> 00:02:14.217 He's an idiot. 00:02:14.426 --> 00:02:17.846 And a guy who ignores people and keeps building plastic models. 00:02:18.055 --> 00:02:19.806 That's outrageous. 00:02:20.015 --> 00:02:23.143 You idiot! Those are all things you did! 00:02:23.352 --> 00:02:24.644 I'm listening! 00:02:24.853 --> 00:02:28.023 Building plastic models helps me to stay focused! 00:02:29.232 --> 00:02:32.235 Don't be silly! You can't get away with such nonsense! 00:02:33.195 --> 00:02:34.863 It's the same as your tea drinking! 00:02:35.072 --> 00:02:37.532 Don't compare plastic models to tea! 00:02:37.741 --> 00:02:40.035 What about the road safety workshop? 00:02:40.243 --> 00:02:41.244 No idea. 00:02:41.453 --> 00:02:46.375 Anyway, come up with some accident prevention ideas before the event! 00:02:46.583 --> 00:02:48.293 Gimme a break. 00:02:48.502 --> 00:02:51.380 How to prevent accidents? Easy! 00:02:51.588 --> 00:02:54.383 Nobody should drive a car. 00:02:54.591 --> 00:02:57.386 I'm very busy building this plastic model. Damn it! 00:02:58.887 --> 00:03:01.139 Umm, excuse me. 00:03:01.723 --> 00:03:03.558 Yes, can I help you? 00:03:06.978 --> 00:03:11.066 Well, is Ryotsu here? 00:03:11.691 --> 00:03:13.485 Hey! It's Honda! 00:03:13.694 --> 00:03:15.612 It's been a while. 00:03:15.821 --> 00:03:17.072 Ryo-chan's junior? 00:03:17.489 --> 00:03:22.285 Nice to meet you. I'm Honda, traffic police. 00:03:22.494 --> 00:03:26.748 Actually, I'm going to move into the same dorm as Ryotsu soon, 00:03:26.957 --> 00:03:28.917 so I came to say hello today. 00:03:29.126 --> 00:03:31.044 "I'M HONDA. NICE TO MEET YOU!" "SURARA" 00:03:31.253 --> 00:03:32.713 Oh, it looks delicious! 00:03:32.921 --> 00:03:36.007 I baked it myself. It's a chocolate cake. 00:03:36.591 --> 00:03:39.553 Don't you think Surara-chan's face is cute? 00:03:39.761 --> 00:03:41.304 Surara-chan? 00:03:41.513 --> 00:03:43.432 She's an anime heroine. 00:03:43.640 --> 00:03:47.352 Surara, Girl of the Highlands is very popular at the moment. 00:03:48.228 --> 00:03:54.276 Her voice actress, Maya Katsuragi, is also super cute! 00:03:54.484 --> 00:03:55.736 Don't say "super." 00:03:55.944 --> 00:03:57.195 But... 00:04:01.241 --> 00:04:02.159 Hell yeah! 00:04:02.367 --> 00:04:05.078 I'm the best damn biker there is! 00:04:06.413 --> 00:04:10.500 The group of speeding bikers, stop at once! 00:04:10.709 --> 00:04:12.419 There's no way they'll stop! 00:04:13.044 --> 00:04:14.463 Hey! Stop! 00:04:16.923 --> 00:04:17.966 I'm scared! 00:04:18.717 --> 00:04:20.260 Scary, scary, bike gangs are scary. 00:04:21.094 --> 00:04:22.679 They're speeding like crazy. 00:04:22.888 --> 00:04:24.931 Komachi and Naoko are chasing them. 00:04:27.309 --> 00:04:29.186 That tiny police car won't give up! 00:04:29.394 --> 00:04:32.147 Our machines are much better than theirs! 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:38.820 It's no use. We're too slow. 00:04:39.029 --> 00:04:42.824 -This car is no match for modified bikes. -Stop! Wait! Behave yourselves! 00:04:43.700 --> 00:04:46.119 Somebody, stop those bikers! 00:04:49.122 --> 00:04:50.248 Honda! 00:04:50.582 --> 00:04:51.583 Yes! 00:04:52.542 --> 00:04:54.544 Hey, you came here by bike, right? 00:04:54.753 --> 00:04:58.465 Y-Yes, I never go anywhere without my bike. 00:04:58.673 --> 00:05:00.550 Good! Honda, you chase the bikers! 00:05:00.759 --> 00:05:01.718 What? 00:05:01.927 --> 00:05:04.721 They're so scary. I'm not good at such... 00:05:04.930 --> 00:05:06.723 Just get on your bike! 00:05:06.932 --> 00:05:07.891 D-Do I have to? 00:05:08.099 --> 00:05:10.185 You're worth a thousand men! 00:05:11.269 --> 00:05:12.229 I don't think— 00:05:12.437 --> 00:05:13.939 No, I can't do it! 00:05:14.147 --> 00:05:16.358 Stop grumbling and get on the bike! 00:05:16.566 --> 00:05:18.026 Stop, Ryo-chan! 00:05:18.235 --> 00:05:19.736 I feel sorry for Officer Honda. 00:05:19.945 --> 00:05:21.738 Just get on it already! 00:05:23.448 --> 00:05:24.324 No, Ryotsu... 00:05:44.344 --> 00:05:48.139 All right! I'm going all out again today! 00:05:49.182 --> 00:05:50.600 W-Who is this guy...? 00:05:51.518 --> 00:05:53.895 I'm Honda, traffic police! 00:06:01.820 --> 00:06:03.822 Amazing bike technique! 00:06:08.618 --> 00:06:11.037 You ready, Ryotsu? 00:06:11.246 --> 00:06:12.747 Sure, let's go! 00:06:15.083 --> 00:06:15.917 Let's rock! 00:06:19.921 --> 00:06:21.840 What happened to him? 00:06:22.299 --> 00:06:24.467 It's like he's a different person than before. 00:06:28.221 --> 00:06:29.973 Hey, stop your bikes! 00:06:30.181 --> 00:06:32.142 We can't see them anymore. 00:06:32.726 --> 00:06:34.227 What was that? 00:06:34.477 --> 00:06:36.646 It looked like a police motorcycle. 00:06:37.063 --> 00:06:40.817 A burnished silver carburetor! Soul-stirring exhaust notes! 00:06:41.026 --> 00:06:42.444 My heart is always revved up! 00:06:42.652 --> 00:06:44.654 It's shaking me up my butt! 00:06:44.863 --> 00:06:47.741 There you are! I've got you, cockroaches! 00:06:49.659 --> 00:06:52.495 Yikes, it's a cop bike! Let's get outta here! 00:06:52.829 --> 00:06:54.789 You think you can get away from me? 00:06:54.998 --> 00:06:56.499 Stop right there, you jerks! 00:07:17.938 --> 00:07:18.980 What the heck? 00:07:19.189 --> 00:07:20.357 What happened? 00:07:20.649 --> 00:07:21.483 Yeah! 00:07:21.691 --> 00:07:23.443 You came too late, ladies. 00:07:23.652 --> 00:07:26.363 I, Honda, have kicked them to the curb! 00:07:27.447 --> 00:07:28.949 He's so cool! 00:07:29.157 --> 00:07:30.408 What happened? 00:07:30.617 --> 00:07:33.745 D-Did Officer Honda really do this? 00:07:33.954 --> 00:07:35.372 Yes, that's right! 00:07:35.830 --> 00:07:37.666 Honda used to be in a biker gang. 00:07:37.874 --> 00:07:40.627 He's now a motorcycle cop in the traffic police, 00:07:41.252 --> 00:07:44.130 but once he gets on his bike, his personality totally changes. 00:07:44.339 --> 00:07:49.636 He's called the Devil on Two Wheels, feared by everyone on the streets. 00:07:50.470 --> 00:07:51.388 The Devil... 00:07:51.596 --> 00:07:52.472 On Two Wheels... 00:07:52.681 --> 00:07:54.432 The engine is warmed up. 00:07:54.641 --> 00:07:56.935 You wanna go on another ride, Ryotsu? 00:07:57.143 --> 00:07:59.145 Yeah, go for it! 00:08:02.816 --> 00:08:04.109 The Devil on Two Wheels... 00:08:04.317 --> 00:08:05.193 No way... 00:08:08.029 --> 00:08:10.490 I think that traffic light was red. 00:08:10.699 --> 00:08:11.866 Ha, I don't care. 00:08:12.075 --> 00:08:15.120 It ain't a violation if nobody sees us, you know. 00:08:16.746 --> 00:08:17.789 They saw us! 00:08:18.331 --> 00:08:21.626 Imagine ignoring a traffic light in front of Honda. Poor guy! 00:08:21.835 --> 00:08:23.294 I'm feeling hot, baby! 00:08:23.628 --> 00:08:25.880 Hey, shouldn't we stop? 00:08:26.089 --> 00:08:28.049 If I don't wanna stop, I'm not gonna. 00:08:34.472 --> 00:08:35.306 What are you doing? 00:08:35.515 --> 00:08:37.142 This is an aerial attack! 00:08:40.311 --> 00:08:41.271 License, please! 00:08:41.604 --> 00:08:43.273 W-what are you doing? 00:08:44.899 --> 00:08:47.402 What are you doing, ignoring the traffic lights? 00:08:47.610 --> 00:08:48.695 I'm sorry! 00:08:48.903 --> 00:08:50.572 Did he have to go this far? 00:08:51.239 --> 00:08:53.616 Hey, move your car right now! 00:08:53.825 --> 00:08:55.452 B-But the engine is... 00:08:55.660 --> 00:08:57.829 What? You're saying it's my fault? 00:08:58.038 --> 00:08:59.038 Uh, no, it's... 00:08:59.247 --> 00:09:01.750 You got something to say? Huh? 00:09:05.378 --> 00:09:07.297 You idiots! 00:09:07.922 --> 00:09:11.301 Even if they broke the law, you destroyed three bikes and a car, 00:09:11.509 --> 00:09:13.803 as well as causing a huge traffic jam! 00:09:14.012 --> 00:09:16.890 What makes you think this is okay? 00:09:17.098 --> 00:09:18.767 -I'm sorry... -In the first place... 00:09:19.225 --> 00:09:22.270 Come on, Chief. Honda regrets what he did. 00:09:22.479 --> 00:09:24.397 Let's give him a break for today. 00:09:24.606 --> 00:09:26.399 You encouraged him, didn't you? 00:09:26.608 --> 00:09:29.068 No way! That's ridiculous! 00:09:29.277 --> 00:09:31.780 He said he wanted to go. 00:09:32.280 --> 00:09:35.366 You told me to go, Ryotsu... 00:09:35.575 --> 00:09:38.787 Don't be silly, Honda-kun. I never said that. 00:09:39.370 --> 00:09:41.706 So, you were the ringleader after all. 00:09:41.915 --> 00:09:43.124 Well, I just... 00:09:43.333 --> 00:09:45.835 No more excuses! 00:09:46.044 --> 00:09:53.802 Ryotsu! Your punishment is to read 100 traffic safety books! 00:09:54.010 --> 00:09:55.970 -Eek! -I'm sorry! 00:09:56.262 --> 00:09:58.973 Finish all of them before the workshop! 00:09:59.182 --> 00:10:01.976 Jeez! All of these? 00:10:07.524 --> 00:10:08.608 It's complete. 00:10:08.817 --> 00:10:13.863 Powered by a 1,750 horsepower, two-stage, three-speed supercharged engine, 00:10:14.072 --> 00:10:18.034 a German masterpiece that streaked through the skies of Europe, 00:10:18.243 --> 00:10:23.623 The Junkers Jumo 213H, also known as the Tank 152. 00:10:23.832 --> 00:10:27.460 Ryo-chan, are you studying traffic safety? 00:10:27.669 --> 00:10:30.922 If you don't read the books, the chief will shout at you again. 00:10:31.422 --> 00:10:33.341 Who can read books like these? 00:10:33.550 --> 00:10:36.886 And you can't criticize me while you're playing with a doll. 00:10:37.303 --> 00:10:41.432 I'm not playing. The chief asked me to make a doll. 00:10:41.641 --> 00:10:44.644 We're going to use it in the road safety workshop. 00:10:45.228 --> 00:10:48.106 The chief wants to do a car crash test 00:10:48.314 --> 00:10:50.608 on this doll that looks like you. 00:10:51.150 --> 00:10:56.114 W-What? Crash a car into a doll that looks like me? 00:10:56.698 --> 00:10:57.824 I won't let him! 00:10:58.616 --> 00:11:00.785 Typical of that sneaky chief! 00:11:00.994 --> 00:11:04.247 He's gonna take out his grudges on this doll! 00:11:04.455 --> 00:11:05.665 Who's sneaky? 00:11:07.542 --> 00:11:10.420 Sneaky Chief... Uh, I mean I wanna eat streaky beef... 00:11:10.628 --> 00:11:11.629 Not my best joke. 00:11:11.838 --> 00:11:15.049 I'm so glad to see you're doing well. 00:11:15.258 --> 00:11:20.388 You promised to read 100 traffic safety books by tomorrow's workshop. 00:11:20.597 --> 00:11:22.515 Y-Yes, I did. 00:11:22.724 --> 00:11:25.894 Be sure to come tomorrow, Ryotsu. 00:11:26.102 --> 00:11:27.353 Of course. 00:11:27.562 --> 00:11:31.065 I'm so excited for tomorrow, I may not sleep tonight! 00:11:31.399 --> 00:11:35.695 I'm counting on you to play a big role. 00:11:36.863 --> 00:11:40.617 What's with that creepy laugh? 00:11:44.120 --> 00:11:47.665 "KAMEARI DRIVING SCHOOL ROAD SAFETY WORKSHOP" 00:11:51.461 --> 00:11:55.548 Has Ryotsu arrived yet? He'd better not have run away. 00:11:55.757 --> 00:11:56.966 I think he'll come. 00:11:57.175 --> 00:11:58.718 No matter how much he complains, 00:11:58.927 --> 00:12:01.596 he's someone who can't go against what his chief says. 00:12:01.930 --> 00:12:06.434 Even if he's late, he'll just walk over with a calm expression. 00:12:06.643 --> 00:12:11.981 He might even skip over with a big smile, saying, "Hello there." 00:12:12.190 --> 00:12:14.734 I can't stand that attitude of his. 00:12:14.943 --> 00:12:16.194 That's going too far. 00:12:16.819 --> 00:12:19.364 Sorry I'm late, Chief! 00:12:20.281 --> 00:12:23.284 What were you doing, Ryotsu? What time do you call this? 00:12:23.493 --> 00:12:26.537 Well, my alarm clock suddenly stopped. It's not my fault. 00:12:26.746 --> 00:12:29.415 And then my bike got a flat tire and the bus didn't come. 00:12:29.624 --> 00:12:33.127 So I had no choice but to run all the way here. It's true! 00:12:33.336 --> 00:12:37.131 You idiot! Don't blame others for everything! 00:12:37.715 --> 00:12:40.510 Chief, people are watching. 00:12:41.552 --> 00:12:46.891 Oh, I don't blame you. Your alarm broke and the bus was late. 00:12:49.227 --> 00:12:52.814 And you've studied the traffic laws like I asked, haven't you? 00:12:53.022 --> 00:12:54.399 O-Of course, sir. 00:12:54.732 --> 00:12:59.654 From head to toe, I'm full of traffic safety! 00:13:00.822 --> 00:13:02.573 Oh, they're laughing! 00:13:02.782 --> 00:13:03.866 Stop fooling around! 00:13:04.075 --> 00:13:06.869 Chief, we're in front of people. 00:13:07.078 --> 00:13:12.417 Well, you wrapped difficult traffic signs in a gag to teach everyone. 00:13:12.625 --> 00:13:15.336 What a good and nice idea. 00:13:16.004 --> 00:13:19.716 That's okay. You have your role to play. 00:13:19.924 --> 00:13:24.095 You're up to something, Chief. But so am I. 00:13:27.974 --> 00:13:31.728 Sounds like we might be in for a scary road safety workshop. 00:13:31.936 --> 00:13:33.479 Do you think it'll be okay? 00:13:33.688 --> 00:13:38.693 Well, to protect people in this district from traffic accidents and crimes, 00:13:38.901 --> 00:13:41.446 we're working day and night. 00:13:41.654 --> 00:13:43.781 However, in traffic safety, each of you... 00:13:43.990 --> 00:13:47.577 The "if I show up late, it'll be over" plan failed, huh? 00:13:47.785 --> 00:13:49.454 Time for plan B. 00:13:49.662 --> 00:13:51.831 Hey, Honda! Can you hear me? 00:13:52.206 --> 00:13:55.543 What? I can't do such a thing. 00:13:55.918 --> 00:14:00.548 Besides, I'm on patrol... Well, I am kind of slacking off. 00:14:00.757 --> 00:14:03.301 You dare disobey me? 00:14:03.509 --> 00:14:05.470 Okay, okay! I'll go! 00:14:05.678 --> 00:14:06.554 Good. 00:14:06.763 --> 00:14:08.222 Jeez, I have no choice. 00:14:21.944 --> 00:14:25.073 I'm on it, Ryotsu! 00:14:25.365 --> 00:14:28.159 ...So, we hope you'll take this opportunity... 00:14:28.367 --> 00:14:30.578 Come on, this isn't a karaoke bar for old men. 00:14:30.787 --> 00:14:32.580 Stop hogging the microphone. 00:14:32.789 --> 00:14:33.956 Officer Ryotsu! 00:14:34.749 --> 00:14:36.626 W-What is it, sir? 00:14:36.876 --> 00:14:40.797 Please prepare the road safety corner for kids. 00:14:42.381 --> 00:14:44.425 "ROAD SAFETY CORNER FOR KIDS" 00:14:48.262 --> 00:14:49.972 Hello, boys and girls. 00:14:50.181 --> 00:14:54.727 You are so small that it's difficult for car drivers to see you. 00:14:54.936 --> 00:14:56.437 So, please be careful. 00:14:56.646 --> 00:14:58.523 Okay! 00:14:59.023 --> 00:15:02.652 Chief, you're trying to make fun of me for your own enjoyment. 00:15:02.985 --> 00:15:07.281 When you cross a crosswalk, make sure you put your hand up. 00:15:07.490 --> 00:15:08.533 Okay! 00:15:13.454 --> 00:15:15.456 Kankichi-chan, watch out! 00:15:19.919 --> 00:15:23.589 Just like this, you never know when a car might suddenly pull out. 00:15:23.798 --> 00:15:25.049 -So be careful. -Got it! 00:15:25.258 --> 00:15:26.259 Damn it... 00:15:26.801 --> 00:15:30.972 Next, bicycle accidents are common among elementary school children. 00:15:31.597 --> 00:15:34.559 The most common bicycle accident involves turning trucks. 00:15:34.767 --> 00:15:36.644 Let's recreate the scene here. 00:15:41.315 --> 00:15:43.151 Damn, this is ridiculous! 00:15:43.359 --> 00:15:46.320 Why do I have to dress like this? 00:15:46.529 --> 00:15:49.532 Hey! Don't forget you're an elementary school kid! 00:15:49.740 --> 00:15:50.575 Kankichi-kun! 00:15:51.826 --> 00:15:53.494 Yeah, I'm sorry. 00:15:53.703 --> 00:15:54.537 Good. 00:15:54.912 --> 00:15:56.581 Let's start with a left turn. 00:15:56.789 --> 00:16:01.043 Cyclists should be especially careful of large trucks. 00:16:01.711 --> 00:16:05.173 When a large truck turns at an intersection like this, 00:16:05.381 --> 00:16:09.051 its rear wheels could hit this boy due to the different paths 00:16:09.260 --> 00:16:11.471 taken by the front and rear wheels. 00:16:11.679 --> 00:16:15.725 I'm going to demonstrate this with this boy, so please watch closely. 00:16:15.933 --> 00:16:18.519 Chief! Don't hit my head so many times! 00:16:18.728 --> 00:16:19.645 I'm not Chief! 00:16:19.854 --> 00:16:21.814 I'm a large truck driver! 00:16:22.023 --> 00:16:24.525 Demonstrate it properly, little kid! 00:16:24.734 --> 00:16:26.068 All right, everyone! 00:16:26.277 --> 00:16:29.322 This guy! Keep your eyes on this guy! 00:16:29.530 --> 00:16:31.574 Now, let's start. 00:16:31.782 --> 00:16:33.075 When a truck turns, 00:16:33.284 --> 00:16:37.079 the rear wheels can move further inward than expected. 00:16:37.288 --> 00:16:41.042 As a result, the truck will definitely run over that boy. 00:16:43.336 --> 00:16:46.631 Damn it! I won't fall for his trap so easily! 00:16:46.839 --> 00:16:50.134 Watch. The rear wheels move further inward, and this boy... 00:16:52.136 --> 00:16:54.305 -That's so lame! -It didn't hit him! 00:16:54.514 --> 00:16:56.891 He dodged me on purpose. 00:16:57.350 --> 00:16:59.644 If I don't do anything, I'll lose their respect... 00:16:59.852 --> 00:17:02.438 Damn you, Ryotsu! 00:17:02.772 --> 00:17:07.985 That was an example of how you might escape and possibly save your life. 00:17:08.194 --> 00:17:10.821 But you can't escape every time. 00:17:11.030 --> 00:17:12.949 Next is the real demonstration. 00:17:13.407 --> 00:17:15.910 Brace yourself, Ryotsu. I won't miss this time! 00:17:16.118 --> 00:17:18.079 Playtime is over. 00:17:18.287 --> 00:17:22.250 I'll dodge as many times as needed. I won't let you have your way! 00:17:22.458 --> 00:17:24.001 Here I go! 00:17:25.461 --> 00:17:29.757 You must be careful when riding parallel to trucks like this! 00:17:29.966 --> 00:17:32.885 Hey! Bikes can't go faster than trucks! 00:17:33.094 --> 00:17:35.388 It's to survive the traffic war! 00:17:39.559 --> 00:17:41.227 I won't let you get away! 00:17:45.731 --> 00:17:50.361 Like this, a truck could push you off the road at any time. 00:17:50.903 --> 00:17:53.114 Please be careful, everyone. 00:17:53.322 --> 00:17:55.366 You got him! 00:17:55.574 --> 00:18:00.454 Damn it! A truck jumped and spun into me. That's a lot more than a push! 00:18:00.663 --> 00:18:01.622 Boom! 00:18:01.956 --> 00:18:03.291 Like squabbling kids. 00:18:03.499 --> 00:18:06.294 I don't think this is a road safety workshop at all. 00:18:06.502 --> 00:18:10.923 In this unpredictable traffic war, let's survive by following the rules! 00:18:11.882 --> 00:18:15.720 "Unpredictable"? You'll regret saying that. 00:18:16.595 --> 00:18:20.725 I'll make you understand what that word really means, Chief! 00:18:21.309 --> 00:18:25.021 Next, 50cc motorcycle accidents, which are also common among women. 00:18:25.521 --> 00:18:29.150 Even a 50cc scooter can actually go quite fast. 00:18:29.358 --> 00:18:31.652 So, please make sure to ride safely. 00:18:32.194 --> 00:18:34.655 Thank you for waiting. 00:18:35.698 --> 00:18:40.494 Chief, please show them an example of how to drive safely. 00:18:40.703 --> 00:18:42.413 Well, all right. 00:18:43.539 --> 00:18:47.001 I've been waiting for this moment. Come on, get on the bike! 00:18:47.335 --> 00:18:50.171 Ryotsu, you're up to something. 00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:54.300 First, straddle the bike with the stand down. 00:18:54.508 --> 00:18:57.219 Of course, don't forget to wear a helmet. 00:18:57.428 --> 00:19:02.183 Before you start the engine and set off, check the surroundings carefully and... 00:19:03.726 --> 00:19:06.437 What the heck! It started running on its own! 00:19:06.646 --> 00:19:08.981 The handlebars and brakes don't work! 00:19:09.190 --> 00:19:12.651 Everyone, this is a bad example! 00:19:12.860 --> 00:19:16.781 I've modified that scooter to be radio controlled. 00:19:16.989 --> 00:19:20.618 Somebody, stop it! What's wrong with this scooter? 00:19:20.826 --> 00:19:23.120 Now, Honda! Burst in! 00:19:23.329 --> 00:19:24.372 Roger! 00:19:26.582 --> 00:19:29.502 Yeah! All-out safe driving! 00:19:32.671 --> 00:19:34.799 H-Honda! Why are you here? 00:19:35.007 --> 00:19:36.384 Check behind you! 00:19:40.638 --> 00:19:43.224 R-Ryotsu! Did you do this? 00:19:48.145 --> 00:19:52.274 Please don't ever drive like this. 00:19:53.901 --> 00:19:56.487 No one's listening. They are all glued to Honda. 00:19:56.696 --> 00:20:01.283 What an idiot! Honda, just show them how to drive safely! 00:20:03.953 --> 00:20:08.707 Next, let's experiment with a more dangerous car accident, 00:20:08.916 --> 00:20:10.960 using this ugly doll. 00:20:11.168 --> 00:20:14.964 Damn you, Chief. You're gonna make a fool of me. 00:20:16.215 --> 00:20:18.884 -A real Ferrari! Amazing! -Wow! 00:20:22.221 --> 00:20:27.768 As you can see, even at just under 20 kph, there's a lot of damage. 00:20:28.144 --> 00:20:29.854 Now, let's increase the speed, 00:20:30.062 --> 00:20:33.482 and continue the experiment to see how much the doll can withstand. 00:20:34.734 --> 00:20:36.652 Poor Ryo-chan doll! 00:20:36.861 --> 00:20:40.948 It's as if the real me is being tortured. 00:20:41.157 --> 00:20:42.533 Hey, Ryotsu. 00:20:43.075 --> 00:20:45.035 You gonna sit back and watch this happen? 00:20:45.244 --> 00:20:47.246 No..., I'm Kankichi Ryotsu, 00:20:47.455 --> 00:20:50.791 not the kind of man who would let himself be humiliated! 00:20:51.000 --> 00:20:54.879 Next, let's try the experiment at 60 kph. 00:20:56.755 --> 00:20:59.717 Will the doll be able to withstand it? 00:21:00.134 --> 00:21:02.762 Even though it's a doll, I'm not really comfortable, but... 00:21:02.970 --> 00:21:04.346 Doesn't matter! Do it! 00:21:05.681 --> 00:21:06.932 Hold it right there! 00:21:08.767 --> 00:21:11.562 Hey! A bike shouldn't fall from the sky! 00:21:11.771 --> 00:21:16.066 The traffic war is unpredictable, isn't it, Chief? 00:21:16.484 --> 00:21:20.237 Damn it! He's determined to interrupt the workshop. 00:21:20.446 --> 00:21:22.031 Go, Nakagawa! 00:21:22.239 --> 00:21:23.073 Yes, sir. 00:21:32.082 --> 00:21:34.502 What are you doing? Can't you catch up? 00:21:34.710 --> 00:21:37.880 No. On such a narrow road, the bike has the advantage. 00:21:41.425 --> 00:21:43.677 What are you doing? Get going! 00:21:43.886 --> 00:21:47.181 No, I can't! There's oil spread on the road. 00:21:47.640 --> 00:21:49.266 I can't move forward or turn! 00:21:49.475 --> 00:21:50.893 What? 00:21:52.937 --> 00:21:53.896 Serves you right! 00:21:54.355 --> 00:21:56.440 The traffic war is really scary. 00:21:56.649 --> 00:22:00.402 You never know when someone might suddenly spill oil on the road. 00:22:00.611 --> 00:22:02.488 Gosh dang it, Ryotsu! 00:22:04.657 --> 00:22:07.076 All right! Let's finish it in one shot. 00:22:07.284 --> 00:22:09.286 Are you sure, Ryotsu? 00:22:09.495 --> 00:22:11.705 What's an ex-biker like you so afraid of? 00:22:11.914 --> 00:22:13.666 If you're gonna do it, go all the way! 00:22:13.874 --> 00:22:15.834 Okay! Let's do it! 00:22:17.628 --> 00:22:20.798 Let's dance and rock 'n' roll! 00:22:21.006 --> 00:22:22.216 Yeah! 00:22:28.389 --> 00:22:30.224 What are they doing? 00:22:30.432 --> 00:22:31.725 Ryo-chan! 00:22:31.934 --> 00:22:34.019 Wow! Is this possible? 00:22:34.228 --> 00:22:36.230 Huh? Quit trembling back there, Ryotsu! 00:22:36.730 --> 00:22:37.898 Here we go! 00:22:41.360 --> 00:22:43.404 Wow! So cool! 00:22:43.988 --> 00:22:45.990 Oh, they love it! 00:22:46.198 --> 00:22:49.785 Yeah! All out with double peace signs! 00:22:52.871 --> 00:22:57.167 "If you try, you can do it." This is the basic rule of the world! 00:22:57.376 --> 00:22:59.044 That's enough! 00:23:01.255 --> 00:23:05.384 Oh... Oh no! 00:23:05.593 --> 00:23:08.178 Come on! The workshop isn't over yet. 00:23:08.387 --> 00:23:11.432 -What are you doing, Chief? -Oh no! Stop scaring me! 00:23:12.516 --> 00:23:15.227 -Jeez! -So lame! 00:23:15.436 --> 00:23:19.106 Thank you all for attending this long workshop today. 00:23:19.315 --> 00:23:21.483 Now, we'll give the final demonstration. 00:23:21.692 --> 00:23:24.111 Two police officers, prepared to risk their lives, 00:23:24.320 --> 00:23:26.947 take on a car-to-car crash test. 00:23:27.156 --> 00:23:30.367 Please don't try this yourselves. 00:23:30.576 --> 00:23:33.871 Do it, Nakagawa! Crash into them at 100 kph! 00:23:34.079 --> 00:23:36.707 -Are you sure? -I don't care. Just do it! 00:23:40.002 --> 00:23:41.962 Chief! Get us out! 00:23:42.171 --> 00:23:43.797 I'm sorry, Chief! 00:23:44.006 --> 00:23:45.174 Stop! 00:23:45.382 --> 00:23:48.093 We're not crash test dummies! 00:23:52.556 --> 00:23:54.266 TODAY'S DAMAGE REPORT 00:23:54.475 --> 00:23:57.645 3 BIKES, 1 CAR, 1 RYOTSU DUMMY 00:24:00.481 --> 00:24:03.275 All right! There's a party at Nakagawa's house tomorrow. 00:24:03.484 --> 00:24:06.445 It's a birthday party for the prince of the Kingdom of Hondara. 00:24:06.654 --> 00:24:10.074 Since it's Nakagawa's house, I bet there'll be a ton of food. 00:24:10.282 --> 00:24:13.827 Okay, from today, I'm skipping food so I'll be extra hungry. 00:24:14.036 --> 00:24:17.081 NEXT EPISODE A VISIT TO THE NAKAGAWA RESIDENCE 00:24:17.289 --> 00:24:18.832 Don't miss it! 00:24:28.801 --> 00:24:33.097 Let's keep smiling always 00:24:33.722 --> 00:24:37.351 Even when things go wrong 00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:41.814 Keep a pretty smile on your face 00:24:42.439 --> 00:24:46.902 And go out as if nothing happened 00:24:47.444 --> 00:24:50.906 Hey, show me your smile 00:24:51.115 --> 00:24:55.160 You did nothing wrong 00:24:56.120 --> 00:24:59.581 Hey, show me your smile 00:24:59.790 --> 00:25:03.585 Just like you did before, yeah 00:25:03.794 --> 00:25:07.923 I want you to smile always 00:25:08.632 --> 00:25:13.095 A woman with a frown isn't pretty 00:25:13.595 --> 00:25:19.143 So you should smile as soon as you can 00:25:19.935 --> 00:25:22.896 It's the grown-up thing to do 00:25:35.075 --> 00:25:39.872 KOCHIKAME SEE YOU NEXT TIME!