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A Man In Black
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Post by A Man In Black » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:14 pm

> PoliteNewb wrote:tl/dr: I am fine with getting a BJ from a convincing tranny.

I'm not sure whether this thread is a rousing success or an abject failure, after that.
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Post by fectin » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:53 pm

Sig it and move on.
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Post by PoliteNewb » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:49 pm

> Aharon wrote:@PoliteNewb
> If the old wrinkly wizard is nice enough to use polymorph, you don't have to deal with beard&balls. The OP's scenario however is based on disguise self, which doesn't change tactile sensation

Or he could use Alter Self, like somebody else suggested.
But yeah, you're right...if I go to stroke some quim and feel a nutsack, I'm outta there.
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Post by K » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:20 pm

> A Man In Black wrote:

> > PoliteNewb wrote:tl/dr: I am fine with getting a BJ from a convincing tranny.

> I'm not sure whether this thread is a rousing success or an abject failure, after that.

Considering that this thread was created to move a dead conversation away from a dead thread because it was derailing it, I think we know the answer to that question.
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Post by Hicks » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:18 pm

> Dragonball should've wrote:Vageeta! What does the scouter say about this thread's derp level?
> ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
> WAT!? NINE THOUSAND!

Clearly, this thread is a rousing failure!
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Post by Datawolf » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:39 pm

> Hicks wrote:

> > Dragonball should've wrote:Vageeta! What does the scouter say about this thread's derp level?
> > ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
> > WAT!? NINE THOUSAND!

> Clearly, this thread is a rousing failure!

All this talk of BJs may cause it to arouse more than that.

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> > Pathfinder is still a bad game

> but is it a bad enough game to rescue the President?

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Post by RelentlessImp » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:38 am

> Datawolf wrote:

> > Hicks wrote:

> > > Dragonball should've wrote:Vageeta! What does the scouter say about this thread's derp level?
> > > ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
> > > WAT!? NINE THOUSAND!

> > Clearly, this thread is a rousing failure!

> All this talk of BJs may cause it to arouse more than that.

Get your ass in the penalty box for making bad puns.
To stay on topic: FR has some good parts, but it's mostly a steaming bag of shit that makes no sense whatsoever. Also, wizards are overrated.
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Post by DSMatticus » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:53 am

> RelentlessImp wrote:To stay on topic

No! This thread is now about magical trannies. Or we could just let it die. Emphasis on the latter option.
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Post by MGuy » Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:50 pm

Votes for the magic trannies and the fundamental question as to whether or not magically transforming into a female eliminates any concerns about hat your original gender was.
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Post by Lago PARANOIA » Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:21 pm

I'd rather read ten chapters filled with loving descriptions of Elminister having Badass Coolperson Sex with his harem of elves than one chapter of that douchebag Raistlin. And I'd rather watch the Last Airbender movie than experience either of those.
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> Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.
> In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.

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Post by Seerow » Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:28 pm

> Lago PARANOIA wrote:I'd rather read ten chapters filled with loving descriptions of Elminister having Badass Coolperson Sex with his harem of elves than one chapter of that douchebag Raistlin. And I'd rather watch the Last Airbender movie than experience either of those.

Ouch. I think I'd have to put Elminster sex above the Last Airbender movie. At least with Elminster Sex I can go into it knowing and expecting it to be terrible. With the Airbender movie I'd just keep thinking about how awesome it could have been if the director hadn't been a total retard.
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Post by Chamomile » Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:06 pm

When I was eleven, I liked Raistlin. I'm afraid of what I'll find if I go back and read those books again.
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Post by DSMatticus » Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:07 pm

> Lago wrote:I'd rather read ten chapters filled with loving descriptions of Elminister having Badass Coolperson Sex with his harem of elves...

I'd rather not have seen 'Elminster' and 'harem of elves' in the same sentence, but you went and ruined that.
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Post by ishy » Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:10 pm

> DSMatticus wrote:

> > Lago wrote:I'd rather read ten chapters filled with loving descriptions of Elminister having Badass Coolperson Sex with his harem of elves...

> I'd rather not have seen 'Elminster' and 'harem of elves' in the same sentence, but you went and ruined that.

Well I'm sure it is better than finding out at the end that everyone in the 'harem of elves' is actually Elminster too.
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Post by Josh_Kablack » Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:32 pm

Well, there's nothing wrong with sex involving loving partners.
And it's pretty obvious that nobody loves Elminster aside from Ed Greenwood Elminster himself.
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Post by PoliteNewb » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:27 am

Okay, WTF? I contribute to make this a beautiful post about tranny love, and it gets turned into something involving a masturbatory orgy of Elminster and other Elminsters (clones? simulacra?) polymorphed into elves.
This is why we can't have nice things.
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Post by DSMatticus » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:39 am

We're sorry we tainted your beautiful tranny love post with our sick, twisted perversions. We can't help it, it's some kind of disease.
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Post by Lago PARANOIA » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:42 am

Hate for anti-hero Mary Sues is not a disease. More of a sign of sanity if you ask me.

> Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.
> In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.

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Post by RobbyPants » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:51 pm

> PoliteNewb wrote:Okay, WTF? I contribute to make this a beautiful post about tranny love, and it gets turned into something involving a masturbatory orgy of Elminster and other Elminsters (clones? simulacra?) polymorphed into elves.
> This is why we can't have nice things.

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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:15 pm

> Lago PARANOIA wrote:Hate for anti-hero Mary Sues is not a disease. More of a sign of sanity if you ask me.

That's the problem! No one can fap to Elminster. You ruined the thread.
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Post by Dominicius » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:26 pm

I liked Raistlin for the same reason I liked Light Yagami, even though to a lesser degree. They should have emphasized the evil of his actions more and the scenes where his brother was on the verge of killing him were annoying.
The one I REALLY ended up hating was Mina (or was it Mika? Whatever.). FUCK her.
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Post by PoliteNewb » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:51 pm

> Dominicius wrote:I liked Raistlin for the same reason I liked Light Yagami, even though to a lesser degree. They should have emphasized the evil of his actions more and the scenes where his brother was on the verge of killing him were annoying.
> The one I REALLY ended up hating was Mina (or was it Mika? Whatever.). FUCK her.

Hey, enough with the Dragonlance shit. This thread is about Forgotten Realms.
One shitty setting at a time, please.
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Post by Chamomile » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:53 pm

Oh, bugger all, the only thing worse than that Mina trilogy was the minotaur one. The Mina trilogy was bearable, the X of Blood series I finished pretty much just because I'd already bought the first one and I was obsessive about finishing book series back then. I mean, even more than I am now.
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Post by Dominicius » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:28 pm

> PoliteNewb wrote: Hey, enough with the Dragonlance shit. This thread is about Forgotten Realms.
> One shitty setting at a time, please.

I think the FR topic can be summed up with "We all hate Elminster".
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Post by Chamomile » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:35 pm

> Dominicius wrote:

> > PoliteNewb wrote: Hey, enough with the Dragonlance shit. This thread is about Forgotten Realms.
> > One shitty setting at a time, please.

> I think the FR topic can be summed up with "We all hate Elminster".

Now it's time to move on to hating Mina. Our hate contains multitudes.
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