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the_taken
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Post by the_taken » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:24 pm

> Draco_Argentum at [unixtime wrote:1195987743[/unixtime]]If everyone was a women there'd be no cock.

If everyone was a woman, there'd be allot less cock.
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Post by tzor » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:15 pm

> Draco_Argentum at [unixtime wrote:1195987743[/unixtime]]If everyone was a women there'd be no cock.

And if that happened the dildo would become obsolete in a generation or two. After all there would be no one to model it after. Just a bunch of old greek marble statues and all of theirs are flacid.
(Yes there was actually a debate about that in WotC about whether or not statues of naked greek men was somehow less sexual because they didn't have hardons.)
You know if it wasn't for the thought of having to sit on public toilets I wouldn't not mind all that much being a woman. Then again I spent my first year in college in constant parinoia because we had a single restroom for the entire floor and who knew who was on the toilet before me and my daily constitutional. Remember this was before they came up with those paper things you put on the toilet seat and gets flushed down the toilet.
(Ladies do you actually use those things?)
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Post by Captain_Bleach » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:38 pm

> Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1196003128[/unixtime]]Plus, I do know that there are a great many women that just enjoy cock. My ex liked cock, she just wasn't fond of mine for some reasons.
> She'd be very unhappy if there were no cock in the world.

Two words: Strap On.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:44 pm

> Captain_Bleach at [unixtime wrote:1196033922[/unixtime]]

> > Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1196003128[/unixtime]]Plus, I do know that there are a great many women that just enjoy cock. My ex liked cock, she just wasn't fond of mine for some reasons.
> > She'd be very unhappy if there were no cock in the world.

> Two words: Strap On.

That would involve her liking women. I know for a fact that she does not like women in the least.
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Post by Cielingcat » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:50 pm

> Captain_Bleach at [unixtime wrote:1196033922[/unixtime]]

> > Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1196003128[/unixtime]]Plus, I do know that there are a great many women that just enjoy cock. My ex liked cock, she just wasn't fond of mine for some reasons.
> > She'd be very unhappy if there were no cock in the world.

> Two words: Strap On.

Those are not nearly as fun.
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Post by Koumei » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:11 am

> Cielingcat at [unixtime wrote:1196020347[/unixtime]]

> > Draco_Argentum at [unixtime wrote:1195987743[/unixtime]]If everyone was a women there'd be no cock.

> Noting this, I retract my "I'm game" statement.

Noted: Ceilingcat loves the cock
tzor: I seriously don't use public restrooms, no matter how much discomfort must be endured to wait til I get home.

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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:17 am

> Cielingcat at [unixtime wrote:1196034630[/unixtime]]

> > Captain_Bleach at [unixtime wrote:1196033922[/unixtime]]

> > > Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1196003128[/unixtime]]Plus, I do know that there are a great many women that just enjoy cock. My ex liked cock, she just wasn't fond of mine for some reasons.
> > > She'd be very unhappy if there were no cock in the world.

> > Two words: Strap On.

> Those are not nearly as fun.

You sound like you speak from personal experience.
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Post by Draco_Argentum » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:36 am

They sounds less fun.
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Post by Judging__Eagle » Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:29 pm

> Koumei at [unixtime wrote:1195990231[/unixtime]]

> > Draco_Argentum at [unixtime wrote:1195987743[/unixtime]]If everyone was a women there'd be no cock.

> And what a lovely world that'd be.
> Not that I bear any malice towards males, maybe just a little completely irrational fear, but a cock-free world just happens to to be awesome to my perspective.

It's not completely irrational. "The secret order of men who don't know they're in a secret society" are real.
They think I'm a member. I might be, since I'm not supposed to know I'm a member.
Also, don't worry, some guys have an equally irrational fear of girls. Sadly it's often the ones that we're attracted to.
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Post by JonSetanta » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:30 am

This thread has become win.
Now for a freaky turn: dickgirls.
Best of both worlds??
Is the future of humankind... hermaphrodites?

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Post by Cielingcat » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:01 am

No.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:11 am

I don't like penises. If I dated a woman, and she had a penis, that's a deal-breaker.
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Post by the_taken » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:40 am

> sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1196130604[/unixtime]]This thread has become win.
> Now for a freaky turn: dickgirls.
> Best of both worlds??
> Is the future of humankind... hermaphrodites?

> the_taken at [unixtime wrote:1196022244[/unixtime]]

> > Draco_Argentum at [unixtime wrote:1195987743[/unixtime]]If everyone was a women there'd be no cock.

> If everyone was a woman, there'd be allot less cock.

I was thinking along the lines that after women eradicate the Y chromosome they'd use artificial sperm 'till they figured how to genetically engineer themselves to reproduce asexually via parthenogenesis. I actually have this as a source of inspiration for a group in the mech game I've been developing.
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Post by JonSetanta » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:35 am

The anime Gall Force comes to mind.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gall_Force
Strangely, I saw this at age 12 or so. It may have scarred me permanently.
And Ceilingcat just might be scared of /d/. Hm.

> The Adventurer's Almanac wrote: ↑
> Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:25 pm
> Nobody gives a flying fuck about Tordek and Regdar.

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Post by Cielingcat » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:46 am

> sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1196138116[/unixtime]]The anime Gall Force comes to mind.
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gall_Force
> Strangely, I saw this at age 12 or so. It may have scarred me permanently.
> And Ceilingcat just might be scared of /d/. Hm.

I love /d/'s content and am in fact a male to female transsexual (pre-op, at least until I have more moniez), so you've got it very backwards.
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Post by ckafrica » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:05 am

It is shocking how good some lady boys looked. Seriously hot. Not the penis part but the looking like a superhot woman. Some reason asian men are particularly apt (I've seen few really good western ones) at the transferance which is doubly strange because several western women i've talked to about this think South East Asian men are generally not handsome but are shocked at what stunning women some of them make. And a male friend of mine who is less particular than me (not a fan of any cock but my own) said that if you find yourself at business time and the rest of them are keeping you going there are plenty of portals left to engage in coitus.
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Post by JonSetanta » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:11 am

> Cielingcat at [unixtime wrote:1196138811[/unixtime]]

> > sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1196138116[/unixtime]]
> > And Ceilingcat just might be scared of /d/. Hm.

> I love /d/'s content and am in fact a male to female transsexual (pre-op, at least until I have more moniez), so you've got it very backwards.

So you're just against the opinion that the future of humankind ends with herms, then. OK
And it's fine that most people really are terrified of /d/ because it cuts down on spam/trolling. Some fools have penetrated that Absolute Dickgirl Terror Field to make a post or two but they really are negligible; if they or other /b/tards could stand the forum, there really would be more.

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> Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:25 pm
> Nobody gives a flying fuck about Tordek and Regdar.

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Post by Cielingcat » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:23 am

> ckafrica at [unixtime wrote:1196139947[/unixtime]]...Said that if you find yourself at business time and the rest of them are keeping you going there are plenty of portals left to engage in coitus.

I have no idea what this means.
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Post by the_taken » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:26 am

> Cielingcat at [unixtime wrote:1196141033[/unixtime]]

> > ckafrica at [unixtime wrote:1196139947[/unixtime]]...Said that if you find yourself at business time and the rest of them are keeping you going there are plenty of portals left to engage in coitus.

> I have no idea what this means.

Consider yourself lucky.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:30 am

That sounds suspiciously like what a friend of mine used to say.
If it looks pretty, and you don't actually SEE a wang, then you're not gay.
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Post by JonSetanta » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:48 am

> the_taken at [unixtime wrote:1196141187[/unixtime]]

> > Cielingcat at [unixtime wrote:1196141033[/unixtime]]

> > > ckafrica at [unixtime wrote:1196139947[/unixtime]]...Said that if you find yourself at business time and the rest of them are keeping you going there are plenty of portals left to engage in coitus.

> > I have no idea what this means.

> Consider yourself lucky.

Yes, I understand it too, be thankful you don't.

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> Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:25 pm
> Nobody gives a flying fuck about Tordek and Regdar.

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Post by Cielingcat » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:54 am

Seriously, tell me, I'm curious.
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Post by Koumei » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:37 am

I don't know what it means either.

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Post by JonSetanta » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:14 am

Your brain and/or genitals will eat themselves if I told you.

> The Adventurer's Almanac wrote: ↑
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Post by Judging__Eagle » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:57 pm

> sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1196130604[/unixtime]]This thread has become win.
> Now for a freaky turn:

No turning. At all.
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