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Psychic Robot
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Post by Psychic Robot » Sat May 14, 2011 8:18 am

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> Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.

> Ant wrote:

> > Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?

> You do not seem to do anything.

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Stahlseele
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Post by Stahlseele » Sat May 14, 2011 9:03 am

And people wonder why such people are ridiculed all around . .
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> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Koumei » Sat May 14, 2011 9:36 am

PR, is that your trolling account or an actual idiot who somehow knows how to use a keyboard?

> Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.

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Post by Maj » Sat May 14, 2011 2:26 pm

My favorite is the one about solar energy. I laughed so hard I woke my family up.
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Post by Koumei » Sat May 14, 2011 3:13 pm

Well, followed the link and it's just an epic troll. I salute him.

> Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.

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Post by RadiantPhoenix » Sat May 14, 2011 8:21 pm

WHAT THE FUCK&#8253;
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Post by Akula » Sat May 14, 2011 8:51 pm

EDIT:
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Post by Avoraciopoctules » Sat May 14, 2011 9:42 pm

This is awesome. I need to see whether I can convince a guy in my RPG group to believe the stuff about solar gas.
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Post by Stahlseele » Sat May 14, 2011 9:49 pm

ok, that last one i will admit is genius ^^
Welcome, to IronHell.

> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by sabs » Sun May 15, 2011 5:09 am

I'm only talking about the Missionary Position, under the supervision of the Parents.
I think I peed myself laughing so hard.
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Post by Doom » Sun May 15, 2011 5:26 am

Man, Ken M's style is familiar, especially how he handles the Civil War discussion.

> Kaelik, to Tzor wrote: And you aren't shot in the face?

> Frank Trollman wrote:A government is also immortal ...On the plus side, once the United Kingdom is no longer united, the United States of America will be the oldest country in the world. USA!

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Post by Akula » Sun May 15, 2011 8:25 am

Two Four more:
Which should probably be posted in the miser morality thread.
Holy shit, these thing just make me laugh so much.
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Post by Maj » Sun May 15, 2011 3:33 pm

I have decided that it must be this person's goal to write for the Daily Show. I think it's brilliant.
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Post by tzor » Mon May 16, 2011 12:50 am

Just thought I would add a point of irony (although it would be obvious from the article that is not included in these images) but Dolphin is also a fish. Over in Haiwaii they call it "Mahi-mahi" and they are very good eating.
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Count Arioch the 28th
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Mon May 16, 2011 2:47 am

Yes. Dolphin....
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Post by Doom » Mon May 16, 2011 5:05 am

Ooh, that's a beauty!

> Kaelik, to Tzor wrote: And you aren't shot in the face?

> Frank Trollman wrote:A government is also immortal ...On the plus side, once the United Kingdom is no longer united, the United States of America will be the oldest country in the world. USA!

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Count Arioch the 28th
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Mon May 16, 2011 5:11 am

That's not me, that's like the third image that came up on a google search. If it was me, the guy would weigh 270 pounds and wouldn't be out on the ocean (I like the shore. The open ocean scares the living snot out of me)
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Post by Psychic Robot » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:59 am

> Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.

> Ant wrote:

> > Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?

> You do not seem to do anything.

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Count Arioch the 28th
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:12 am

I am for the idea of cutting gold bricks into slices and painting them green to look like dollars.
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Post by Grek » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:21 am

Did anyone else, upon seeing a thread by PR entitled "HORSEY SURPRISE" expect shock images?
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> FrankTrollman wrote:I think Grek already won the thread and we should pack it in.

> Chamomile wrote:Grek is a national treasure.

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Post by Whatever » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:44 am

> Grek wrote:Did anyone else, upon seeing a thread by PR entitled "HORSEY SURPRISE" expect shock images?

Rickrolling people was an obnoxious fad, but at least it displaced shock images. I haven't seen a goatse link in years.
Based on the title, I was expecting to see My Little Pony image macros. For some reason those are super popular right now.
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Post by Avoraciopoctules » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:34 am

This remains hilarious. Thanks for the post, PR.
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Post by tzor » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:59 pm

I like the one about the Sun. I don't know which one of them is the stupidest. Of course the sun has an "atmosphere," it's called the corona. You can even see it in the photo. The real reason why it's so hard to "see" the corona is because they surface of the sun is too damn bright. (That's why you wait for a total eclipse of the sun so you can block it out.) Got to admit I love the "sun setting in sapce" because in space there is no horizon for the sun to set behind.
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Post by RobbyPants » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:14 pm

The paper standard and the guy who invented inventions were both great.
This guy must be semi-popular. If I try to Google him, I quickly get "Ken M troll" as a suggested search.
Does Ken M run the site that PR linked or is someone else just keeping an eye out for various gems he posted?
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Post by Orion » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:14 pm

People say Edison invented "invetion"
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