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Post by Stahlseele » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:03 pm

bwahahahaah ^^
Welcome, to IronHell.

> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Mistborn » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:48 pm

I'm sort of disappointed that President Barack Homura didn't get more of a reaction. But here's the entire doujin with translations. I'm not sure if I can top that but here's the Kona Lisa anyway
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Post by name_here » Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:32 pm

me.png

> DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.

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Post by Stahlseele » Wed Oct 22, 2014 4:37 pm

everybody
Welcome, to IronHell.

> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by fectin » Thu Oct 23, 2014 3:09 am

^^

> Vebyast wrote:Here's a fun target for Major Creation: hydrazine. One casting every six seconds at CL9 gives you a bit more than 40 liters per second, which is comparable to the flow rates of some small, but serious, rocket engines. Six items running at full blast through a well-engineered engine will put you, and something like 50 tons of cargo, into space. Alternatively, if you thrust sideways, you will briefly be a fireball screaming across the sky at mach 14 before you melt from atmospheric friction.

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Post by radthemad4 » Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:04 am

> Stahlseele wrote:everybody

Yeah, pretty much.
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Post by Shatner » Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:14 am

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Post by Longes » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:45 pm

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Post by Shrapnel » Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:41 am

Night vision technology has clearly degraded over the years.
Is this wretched demi-bee
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Post by ...You Lost Me » Sun Oct 26, 2014 3:24 am

> DSMatticus wrote:Again, look at this fucking map you moron. Take your finger and trace each country's coast, then trace its claim line. Even you - and I say that as someone who could not think less of your intelligence - should be able to tell that one of these things is not like the other.

> Kaelik wrote:I invented saying mean things about Tussock.

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Post by erik » Wed Oct 29, 2014 1:12 am

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Post by ishy » Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:30 am

Not sure what type of contraception the image macro is talking about, but if you buy the pill it'll cost you 20-60$ a year and you can just order it online or visit a pharmacy and buy it off-the-shelf.
And it might be covered by insurance.
*Price depends on brand.
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> Gary Gygax wrote:The player’s path to role-playing mastery begins with a thorough understanding of the rules of the game

> Bigode wrote:I wouldn't normally make that blanket of a suggestion, but you seem to deserve it: scroll through the entire forum, read anything that looks interesting in term of design experience, then come back.

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Post by Koumei » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:01 am

> ...You Lost Me wrote:

I thought of a Birthday card. I did it completely wrong.

> Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.

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Post by erik » Wed Oct 29, 2014 12:22 pm

> Koumei wrote:

> > ...You Lost Me wrote:

> I thought of a Birthday card. I did it completely wrong.

ORLY?
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Post by Fwib » Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:55 pm

> erik wrote:

> > Koumei wrote:

> > > ...You Lost Me wrote:

> > I thought of a Birthday card. I did it completely wrong.

> ORLY?

I imagined a vaguely abstract card from a collectible card game, so me too.
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Post by Chamomile » Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:59 pm

They should've gone with a face card. I'll bet if you ask people to imagine a card off the top of their head, you'll get a face card way more often than a pip.
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Post by Shrapnel » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:56 pm

I imagined a Tarot card... and then I thought of House of the Dead.
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Post by Prak » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:07 pm

Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Mistborn » Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:03 pm

What is it with this thread and butt plugs?
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Post by Leress » Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:43 pm

> Lord Mistborn wrote:What is it with this thread and butt plugs?

> Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!

> Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!

> Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.

> I want him to tongue-punch my box.

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Post by Shrapnel » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:57 pm

Where else would we talk about them?
Is this wretched demi-bee
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Post by erik » Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:32 am

> Shrapnel wrote:Where else would we talk about them?

alt.binaries.erotica.sex-toy.buttplug
Kids, forgetting the good old internet days.
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Post by Shrapnel » Thu Oct 30, 2014 5:31 pm

Well, my early experiences with the Internet were on places like neopets, Bob and George, and redtube, so I was protected from most of the nasty stuff.
I was specifically warned to stay away from alt. sites as a kid, and having seen alt.toys.transformers, I can see why.
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Post by Mistborn » Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:06 am

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Post by Koumei » Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:21 am

> Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.

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