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Post by Crissa » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:00 pm

Republicans you know block credit card reform for the holidays.
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Post by Ganbare Gincun » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:06 am

Wizards Community Disappointed With Latest 4.0 Splatbook
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Post by Username17 » Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:16 am

Expect better results from Going Ranger or Going Wizard, that's how 4e works.
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Post by shadzar » Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:26 am

1o year old boy traitor called a gaywad for refusing to recite pledge in school, until the pledge actually matches the country, or vice versa.
Play the game, not the rules.

> Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.

> Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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Post by Lago PARANOIA » Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:34 am

Gee, what obnoxious grandstanding. Not the kid, but the dumbshits who propelled him into this position.
Hey, while we're at it, why don't we shed a tear for the working poor who get disproportionate injustice and punishment from the prison system? Or for women who still get paid disgustingly less than men for the same job? Can't we find any 10-year olds who won't say the pledge of allegiance until this issue is brought up? What if they were mentally handicapped and orphaned? Wouldn't that tug at the ol' heartstrings??
No?
I'm all for gay rights, but something about the whole emotional appeal of 'a young CHILD said it! Therefore the truth is quintupled!' is really cloying and insulting.
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> Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.
> In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.

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Post by shadzar » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:41 am

I remember back in the 70's or 80's they stopped doing the pledge in school every morning, so when did it start back anyway? Or is this state just some nutball area of the country, that still even has religion taught in schools, like they didn't get the message "liberty...for all" and never heard the anthem "land of the free"...or maybe the school system never heard about "We the people....certain unalienable right...life, liberty".
Or just kids don't have any rights as little Will stated?
Well they do say you can see more truth through the eyes of a child, because most people grow up and forget everything that means anything, and especially in America...where it is only money that matters after you turn 18 because of the highest religion in the land...the worship of the all mighty dollar. Thou shalt not have any priorities other than it....
Money [dollars] in America is like Pokemon in Japan...gotta catch em all!
You should check out the Colbert bit he did on the matter with JD Roberts from the Canada version of MTV. Nails him pretty good there.
Not to mention it wasn't just about gay rights, but there were more things the kid mentioned that go against the last line of the pledge in America, including racism, sexism, etc.
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Play the game, not the rules.

> Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.

> Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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Post by erik » Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:04 pm

I refused to recite the pledge of allegiance as a first grader, but I didn't make it a whole thing, I just changed the words to stuff I could agree with, like pledging to brush my teeth with tooth paste or somesuch. My improvised daily pledge varied. I got into a bit of trouble, but only as a goof-off rather than as a six year old atheist who didn't feel comfortable pledging my allegiance to a country under god.
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Post by shadzar » Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:33 pm

I think part of the problem was the teachers attitude about it. While we don't see what is said, we are left to assume it was along the same lines as everything else "just shut up, stop thinking, and do are you are told". That doesn't get you very far with anyone.
http://www.arktimes.com/articles/articl ... 23aa79c021
Seems things may have gone different is the substitute teacher had not gotten upset and raising her voice over something so trivial.
Funny how we only hear about the boy, and not whether this substitute was firing, lost her ability to teach, or anything like that on CNN.
Play the game, not the rules.

> Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.

> Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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Post by Kaelik » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:19 pm

I remember that I refused to stand up for the pledge, much less say it pretty much all through middle and high school. Teachers genuinely yelled at me and threatened me with "write ups" for not "respecting our country."
I had to actually quote Everson v Board of Education at teachers to get them to leave me the hell alone.
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> DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?

The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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Post by TavishArtair » Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:48 pm

Unlike all of you miscreants, I'm a true patriot!
I pledged my allegiance. To the flag of the United States of America! I also pledged my allegiance to the Republic for which it stands.
One Nation.
Under Isis.
With liberty and justice for all.
... the deity of the day flipped around a bit. I think Eris was up once. Also Ra.
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Post by Crissa » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:11 pm

Well, at least they didn't taze him.
I trashed the god part, too. I was okay with it until religious nuts try to use it for reasoning of their laws. I'm okay with saying earthly governments, earthly concerns. But generally, then they start saying we have to pass laws to support their god, and that pisses me off.
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Post by shadzar » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:47 pm

@Tavish...separation of church and state as Crissa says, also I don't pledge allegiance to people that work FOR me. They had better be pledging allegiance to me if they don't want me to fire them.
See all the Impeach Bush things that went on from state supreme courts, etc as well as state resolutions that he be impeached.
Didn't happen did it? Must mean this "repubic" isn't a democracy when the governing body doesn't listen to its people.
Play the game, not the rules.

> Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.

> Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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Post by Gnosticism Is A Hoot » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:46 pm

> Crissa wrote:Well, at least they didn't taze him.

Holy fuck.
The soul is the prison of the body.
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Post by Crissa » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:20 am

Also, more Republicans you know at work. Hospital was 'in its right' to ignore Durable Power of Attorney and Living Will of lesbian woman, leaving her immediate family out in the cold without visitation or contact with doctors.
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Post by shadzar » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:37 am

I am beginning to want Iran and North Korea to nuke the fuck out of the worthless ass USA.
The sad thing is they think what US is doing to them isn't right, but they don't see what US does to itself. Killing people like that, assaulting a child with a tazer. What happened to the days of wait for someone to calm themselves down rather than risk injury? Oppressing someone because they are 10 and forcing them to subscribe to you religion and worship of something such as the pledge blindly?
What the hell has this country become anyway?

> I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands: one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Let's fix it to match what people do today.

> I pledge allegiance to the dollar bills of the United States of America and to the banks for which they stands: one nation under Goldman Sachs, indivisible, with starvation and homelessness for all.

The US is a 3rd world country in disguise. Everything it was built on has been ruined in the past 30~40 years.
Not saying much that that is, because it was built on lies and hypocrisy to begin with...."all men are created equal", Jefferson wrote as his slaves finished cleaning for the night.
I am not a religious person, but there are many nutjobs out there that thump their bibles or whatever religion and what is written in them; and the funny thing is, they act 100% counter to what IS written in them. Tazing a girl, keeping kids away from their parent because of some fucking prejudice, forcing people to give up their First Amendment rights, but forcing them to associate with the Pledge of Allegiance when they feel it does not speak the truth.
How many of those 10 commandments are broken on a daily basis?

1. You shall not make for yourself an idol
2. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
3. Honor your father and mother
4. You shall not murder
5. You shall not commit adultery
6. You shall not steal
7. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
8. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife
9. You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor

These are just the ones the US government and its officials break on a daily basis. "father and mother" ones represent the country they do not honor that brought them into their position.
How fucking stupid and control freaks has this country become?
Where is this so called "land of the free"?
WWII saw car manufacturers turn into weapons plants within a week building tanks. We are in the longest war off American soil now, and the President cannot in a year figure out what to do other than send more people to their deaths.
USA = lazy, indecisive, greedy, bigoted, oppressive.
That last news bit has just pissed me off to no end. I don't care for gays, but it isn't any of my business who ANYONE has sex/other with, so they don't affect or bother me. But really to fucking deny a legal document like a Living Will (for what little I know about them) and a family to be with someone as they pass (even if I don't believe in the crazy death rituals most people have) if they want to do such a thing just shows the death penalty should be applied to lesser crimes, and that hospital has plenty that seems it SHOULD apply to.
Get rid of the retards by choice, so that decent people can once again live in America.
Maybe that is the reason behind all Congress and other pissing around rather than make a health care bill, so they can kill off a bunch of random people to make things more affordable for the others. Why nothing has been done about homeless except arrest them for vagrancy.
Obama taking his long vacation in Asia, rather than doing his job, shows that America cannot take care of itself, while wanting to tell others what to do.
First and foremost, you have to have your own house straight, and your own health, before you can help anyone else.
I probably won't live through this winter, but for fucks sake, I pity anyone left in 2010 that has to live in America. My neighbor can do plenty of construction work, but not even Hospice, that needs homes badly for the eldery they help, is taking people to help for FREE labor, so the man can get out of the house and do something. A licensed contractor that can swing a hammer, cannot even work free of charge just to not be stuck at home.
And people wonder why models, celebrities, politicians, Olympians, US armed forces members, psychologists, and so many other people are committing suicide at alarming rates these days.
They have no quality of life like there was before DURING, or right after WWII.
When the fucking shrinks are killing themselves, you MUST know something is fucked up, so don't piddledick around and figure out what and fix it. It should be as plain as the nose on your face, that people are not happy with their lives. Why would they be, when they look what the world has become? Kids being bullied for believing in something because they have principles rather than blindly succumbing to peer pressure about something like the pledge of allegiance, higher rates of child abuse from POLICE OFFICERS, using safety as an excuse (This is a D&D forum or RPG at least in many respects, so we all know how to retreat and regroup right? We know to come back later, or back off from a life-threatening or harming situation for better odds are resolution right? Thus why I call it an educated persons game, because these cops tazering everything seem to be so afraid they are stupid and don;t understand to back off for a minute to let some situations calm down before they try to further antagonize and aggravate the situation...then they might not have to tazer anyone. ), not to mention legalized murder in the health providing institutes, because they don't all follow the same code. "do no harm" because in that hospital they must have not realized through their ignorance that they WERE doing harm to an entire family while trying to just snuff some gays for being gay.
If there is some fictional character capable of creating an ever expanding and contracting universe that is all mighty and can do so while creating just one world in seven days (all-powerful but takes 7 days to create one of the billions of worlds?) then I hope to hell Yellowstone erupts Nov. 25th, and those left alive on Nov. 26th can have something to really be thankful for.
It is high time people in America gained some morals and principles back, and put people above money or themselves!
If a gay man isn't trying to give you a blowjob, then what do you care he is giving one to another guy? If a gay women isn't bending over for you then what do you care, there are probably a lot of women that aren't. Welcome to mating. Take your $20 down to your local whore house (every city has one) and get some service from the gender you prefer.
Gay issues is the only thing I can focus on now because that last news bit, and because the pledge shit. Really the US is so worried about who someone else is fucking? Do we live in a fucking Proctor and Gamble (Satanists) soap opera? No wonder the Guiding Light went off the air, because people in the US cannot see beyond the nose of their face to see any light.
FUCK!...can you tell this stupidity is pissing me the fuck off?
Sorry
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> Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.

> Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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Post by Koumei » Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:15 am

> Crissa wrote:Well, at least they didn't taze him.

I like how they compared it to using forceful restraints such as handcuffs to show that it was okay. I hear it's also less dangerous than kicking them in the face or using tear/mustard/chlorine gas. And that means it must be okay, right?

> Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.

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Post by shadzar » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:16 pm

The cop could have shot her in the legs to prevent her from kicking him again. Compared to that I think handcuffs would have been better than being shot.
Being tasered because you wouldn't take a bath? I think the mayor should investigate more than the police, but the mother as well.
So we have gone like this, in this country...
-Spanking.
-No spanking is bad, give a time out
-Time outs don't work, call the cops to electrocute a child
WTF?
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Play the game, not the rules.

> Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.

> Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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Post by Koumei » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:24 pm

Shad, IN AMERICA, you're still allowed to strike a child. All these laws that the conservatives are complaining about are just things like "Yes you can hit them, no, not with a crowbar." or "You may not kick them in the face, j-j-jam it in, or powerbomb them through a table."

> Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.

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Post by shadzar » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:42 pm

But the bitch ass mother called the cops because of a shower?
She should have been arrested for wasting a law enforcement officers time, something like interfering with an officers duties.
You don't call the fucking police because your kid doesn't take a bath. You spray them down with the thing in the kitchen sink you use to wash off dishes with. Shoot them with a water pistol, something...like maybe whoop their ass.
What pathetic parent calls the police over a bath, and where the hell with child services when this officer went to handle the call to begin with.
They are supposed to be there to handle ALL calls or cases involving children, and should have been there BEFORE the officer approached the child to make sure he did not exceed his authority or use excessive/accidental force.
What kind of cop can do his job if he gets beat up by a 10 year old girl?
He did it out of meanness and spite for getting kicked in the nuts.
Basically this girl was hit with a cattle prod. In the past that would have been immediate jail time for the cop.
Like some on the other websites dealing with this story, no wonder the child has problems calling the police on her for not taking a shower.
There is so much wrong in this entire story, the mayor is right, and the state police should also be investigated for NOT doing something about this case. If the FBI refuses to look into this, then something is fucking really wrong!
Both 10 year old incidents happened in Arkansas. The pledge boy and this.
I think they may need martial law in Arkansas to get these hicks and hillbilies out of the 17th century more than just some new tech, and teach them something about life in the 21st century.
The parent should have whooped the child, or she should have called the childs father to come deal with it. He didn't find out until social services had taken his daughter in since the mother has custody.
Why wasn't the mother arrested? How did someone like that have custody over a child? Was the child having problems over the divorce?
The child already had their lives and family torn apart and dealing with it, so lets have fun and use a cattle prod on them.
No, this is not even a case where the mother should have spanked the child.
She should have left it alone, and let the situation calm down and use her grown up words rather than throwing a tantrum herself and calling the police.
The police should have not responded to the call, unless it was an emergency.
YOU DON'T FUCKING USE A CATTLE PROD ON ANY FUCKING CHILD!
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/stor ... 02,00.html
Here is another one where a cop just decided to not do his job correctly and since he had his buddies around decided to use unnecessary force.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dasbpCBU0hI
I guess they may want to try that with Roman Polanksi that the cop tried. "I didn't know she was 16 (13)".
I can't wait until some cop tasers (tazer or taser?) someone with a pacemaker or heart problem and gets sued the fuck out of for it. Cops keep trying to get away with anything since Rodney King.
Don't forget to check out the related videos to the Queensland one.
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Play the game, not the rules.

> Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.

> Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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Post by Crissa » Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:21 am

Oh, they kill and get sued fairly frequently.
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Post by Data Vampire » Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:46 am

New Moon looks to be a big hit.
Third Twilight film already on the way.
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Post by Username17 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:45 pm

> Data Vampire wrote:New Moon looks to be a big hit.
> Third Twilight film already on the way.

What is it about absolutely terrible movies that are universally panned by all reviewers and word of mouth getting huge sales this year? Is this the year of people flocking to incredibly shitty movies?
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Post by Koumei » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:49 pm

Also, what kind of vampire is called Ed? Real vampires are called Spike Dracula or Nosferatu. Or in a pinch, Alucard.
Though apparently an Australian vampire movie would be legendary. It would be called "Suck THIS" (with someone pointing at their crotch)
And really, every movie is a trilogy these days. I bet the "Where the Wild Things Are" movie will become a trilogy.

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Post by shadzar » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:09 pm

> FrankTrollman wrote:

> > Data Vampire wrote:New Moon looks to be a big hit.
> > Third Twilight film already on the way.

> What is it about absolutely terrible movies that are universally panned by all reviewers and word of mouth getting huge sales this year? Is this the year of people flocking to incredibly shitty movies?
> -Username17

Sex sells. Girls like that actor, and they made him sexy for them, and other male liking persons, and SO's get dragged to chick fliks all the time.
People are unhappy with the world, and needing mental masturbation, and movies like those give it to them where they cannot even get their anger out with real masturbation.
Also consider the writers strike a year or so back, that meant D class movies were all that studios could come up with during that time, and trying to get back into the groove with decent movies.
Play the game, not the rules.

> Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.

> Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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Post by Maxus » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:04 pm

Edward is the male lead in a romance first, vampire second. Also, the author wanted a name that sounded older.
But, ergh, I can't stand that series. I took at a stab at reading it after hearing some of the stuff said about it, and I came up with this conclusion:
1) There are a couple of interesting characters. Edward actually is interesting, in a weird way.
2) Interesting characters do not make up for the idiocy that is the world-building and plot.
3) Interesting characters should be accompanied by other interesting characters. Bella is not interesting. She is a doormat.
4) Interesting characters do not make up for huge amounts of purple prose.
5) Bella is one dumb bitch. She's almost completely sure that Edward's a vampire. She has heard of vampires before, certainly. So why, exactly, does she go into the woods with him, alone, without telling anyone where she's going and when she'll be back, and without some protection? Based on the information I had available to me at the time, I would not have gone out there without my friends and family told to start searching if I wasn't home by five, and I'd have a stake down one sock. Just saying.
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