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Avoraciopoctules
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Post by Avoraciopoctules » Tue May 07, 2013 5:20 am

Man, this brings back memories.
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Post by Koumei » Tue May 07, 2013 5:22 am

Could the three dogs actually breed with ditto?

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Post by Avoraciopoctules » Tue May 07, 2013 5:23 am

No idea. Maybe if I emulate one of those generation of games I'll try it out.
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Post by Maxus » Tue May 07, 2013 6:21 am

No, they couldn't
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Post by Shrapnel » Tue May 07, 2013 3:24 pm

Legendary Pokémon cannot breed, because they all devoted themselves to Arceus and took a vow of Celebi.
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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Wed May 08, 2013 1:41 pm

> Shrapnel wrote:Legendary Pokémon cannot breed, because they all devoted themselves to Arceus and took a vow of Celebi.

Damn, that's actually another clever one.
Why can't you make more clever puns, and less terrible ones that cause severe internal bleeding?

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Post by Chamomile » Wed May 08, 2013 9:07 pm

He's actually been hired to kill you, and he's hoping to do it with the internal injuries caused by his puns, since it turns out he has no actual skills relevant to assassination.
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Post by Shrapnel » Thu May 09, 2013 4:03 am

I have spent over thirty-two years and three months perfecting my punnage in the mountains of Jamaica Plain, where the women are strong, the men are good looking, and the children go on to become mass-murdering slave-masters at the age of 10.
I have killed grown men with my tongue, much like Taopaipai, but only with words, instead of my physical tongue.
Speaking of tongues, which one would win: Lickitung's tongue or the prehensile-penis tongue thing of that Deceptichick from the second Bayformer film? More importantly, how do I ever get to talking about these things?
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Post by Cynic » Fri May 10, 2013 9:43 pm

> Shrapnel wrote: I have killed grown men with my tongue, much like Taopaipai, but only with words, instead of my physical tongue.

Dont' deny it, you are the blowjob assassin.

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Post by Shrapnel » Sun May 12, 2013 3:35 am

I give them blowjobs... with my words.
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Post by Shrapnel » Mon May 13, 2013 7:59 pm

Speaking of blowjob assassins, CoroCoro has released a metric shit-ton of new info on Pokémon X/Y. Of course, it's all in Japanese, so I can't read one jot of it. Which is why serebii.net exists: To translate things from not-American to American. I now feel compelled to share it, whether you like or not...
It revealed the name of the new region (the Karos Region, which is apparently based on France. No word yet if there are 25 level lich wizards or not.) Four new Pokemon were also revealed, spoilered below:
Yayakoma
Type: Normal/Flying
Species: Japanese Robin Pokémon

> serebii.net wrote:Description: This Bird Pokémon was first shown in CoroCoro in May 2013. It's a Normal/Flying-type. It is well known for its singing voice and can learn the move Nitro Charge

Elikiteru
Type: Electric/Normal
Species: Generating Pokémon

> Serebii.net wrote:Description: This Lizard Pokémon was first shown in CoroCoro in May 2013. It's a Electric/Normal-type Pokémon. It has a new move called Parabola Charge which heals the user while damaging opponents. It uses solar rays to generate electricity.

Yamchan
Type: Fighting
Species: Naughty Pokémon

> Serebii.net wrote:This Panda Pokémon was first shown in CoroCoro in May 2013. It's a Fighting-type and can learn the new move Parting Remark

Gogoat
Type: Grass
Species: Ride Pokémon

> Serebii.net wrote:This Goat Pokémon was first shown in CoroCoro in May 2013. It's a Grass-type and can learn the move Horn Leech.

Apparently, this thing can be ridden around places:
That's fucking wicked sweet.
Also, there was artwork of the player characters, which is awesome because previously the only pictures of them were from really small screenshots of the game:
The female trainer is fucking hot. And no, it's not creepy. It's disturbing.
And, there is a limited type of character customization, too: You can change the characters hair color/skin tone:
All of this is getting me excited in ways I don't understand about the new games.
In more bitter news, a Shiny Genesect event has gone live... in Japan only. *sigh* Stupid exclusivity.
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Post by Istred » Mon May 13, 2013 8:06 pm

> Shrapnel wrote:
> Elikiteru
> Type: Electric/Normal
> Species: Generating Pokémon

> > Serebii.net wrote:Description: This Lizard Pokémon was first shown in CoroCoro in May 2013. It's a Electric/Normal-type Pokémon. It has a new move called Parabola Charge which heals the user while damaging opponents. It uses solar rays to generate electricity.

Am I the only one who hates Normal/whatever if the whatever isn't flying? It just doesn't fit - if it's Normal, it shouldn't get a second type (with the one mentioned exception).
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Post by Shrapnel » Mon May 13, 2013 8:09 pm

I, myself, never understood why almost all Flying types even needed the normal type. Why couldn't they just be Flying type? Or even the Bird type?
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Post by Istred » Mon May 13, 2013 8:52 pm

> Shrapnel wrote:I, myself, never understood why almost all Flying types even needed the normal type. Why couldn't they just be Flying type? Or even the Bird type?

The bird type would need to be separate from the flying type (I don't think things like Charizard, Dragonite or Gyarados would work as a "bird" type) which would be superfluous. And I like the fact that they kept flying (at least until the last generation) as a secondary type as opposed to other things.
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Post by Meikle641 » Mon May 13, 2013 10:53 pm

> Shrapnel wrote: The female trainer is fucking hot. And no, it's not creepy. It's disturbing.

Are they seriously still pretending the playerss' trainers are 10 years old? The art clearly doesn't match at all these days.
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Post by Surgo » Mon May 13, 2013 11:07 pm

Genesect is getting Extremespeed, Blaze Kick, and Shift Gear from an event. looool.
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Post by Koumei » Tue May 14, 2013 1:07 am

I think it's dumb that Flying has to be Flying/X unless it's Flying Arceus. All birds therefore suffer neutral Fighting hits and are immune to Ghost because fuck you that's why.
Then all the rest of the Flying things tend to end up with some kind of x4 weakness.
Can't wait til I get home and can see the screenshots.
Edit: before you Shift Gears, what's Genesect's ATT like?
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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Tue May 14, 2013 1:16 am

Its Base Attack (and Special Attack) is 120.
Its Base Defenses are each 95, its Base Speed 99, and its Base HP 71.
It also has Download.

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Post by Koumei » Tue May 14, 2013 1:45 am

Oh wow. I thought it was primarily SPATT. That's fucking awesome then.

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Post by Prak » Tue May 14, 2013 5:59 am

> Meikle641 wrote:

> > Shrapnel wrote: The female trainer is fucking hot. And no, it's not creepy. It's disturbing.

> Are they seriously still pretending the playerss' trainers are 10 years old? The art clearly doesn't match at all these days.

In black/white they were 15.
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Post by OgreBattle » Tue May 14, 2013 8:20 am

I very much enjoy girls in kneesocks, stockings, and the like.
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Post by Shrapnel » Tue May 14, 2013 2:41 pm

The only game in which the player character is explicitly stated to be 10 years old is in Red/Blue. The PC of Gold/Silver/Crystal may be around that age, but it's speculative.
Gen III onwards, the PC's are definitely older than 10.

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As do I.
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Post by Shrapnel » Tue May 14, 2013 3:21 pm

Moar X/Y news!
Nintendo has revealed the English names of the shit from CoroCoro:
Gogoat (the goat that can be ridden) is still Gogoat. Elikiteru (that weird ass lizard thing) will be known as Helioptile. Yayakoma (the robin) will be known as Fletchling and Yancham (the panda) will be known as Pancham.
The region is going to be Kalos. One of the cities, Miare City, shall be called Lumiose City.
Also, Nintendo has revealed that at some point in the game you'll be able to get new outfits and accessories to customize the character with!
Hopefully, said outfits and accessories will not be useable only in those stupid-ass contests.
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Post by Surgo » Tue May 14, 2013 3:40 pm

I don't recall ever being told the age of the character in Red/Blue. I'm almost positive that was an animeism.
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Post by Shrapnel » Tue May 14, 2013 4:57 pm

I believe it may have been stated in the instruction booklet.
At least, I think it was. Keep in mind this was almost twenty years ago...
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