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OgreBattle
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Post by OgreBattle » Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:09 am

ah, Cock Crusader. Whoops, I was looking at '15' and not '5'
AWWW YEAH BATTLE BEASTS
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squirrelloid
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Post by squirrelloid » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:20 am

Reincarnation of a God of Tiger :: The Human Fist! (that's disturbingly plausible)
Adamantine now coats his Hammer! :: Flamingo Star!
Mystic Suit grants the power of Car! (what.) :: The Amazing Pulse!
Gained superpowers by studying a Teapot! (rofl) :: Fire Man! (Does he shout when he gets all steamed up?)
Cursed to turn into a Vending Machine! (!!) :: Bat Punch!
Secret government experiment with a Swan! (I've heard weirder) :: The Amazing Cock!
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Korwin
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Post by Korwin » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:25 am

3 + 4
Empowered by the space god of ... Spider
or
Martial Arts training unlocks the skills of ... Wolf
Ice ... Avenger
or
The Incredible ... Wasp
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...You Lost Me
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Post by ...You Lost Me » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:51 am

I have the out-of-control wrestling gimmick of a vending machine. They call me... toxic ray.

> DSMatticus wrote:Again, look at this fucking map you moron. Take your finger and trace each country's coast, then trace its claim line. Even you - and I say that as someone who could not think less of your intelligence - should be able to tell that one of these things is not like the other.

> Kaelik wrote:I invented saying mean things about Tussock.

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Darth Rabbitt
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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:26 am

Out of control wrestling gimmick of a bat.
Name: The Incredible Spike or the Iron Avenger.
Damnit, neither of those are sufficiently ridiculous.

> OgreBattle wrote:ah, Cock Crusader. Whoops, I was looking at '15' and not '5'
> AWWW YEAH BATTLE BEASTS

YES

> Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).

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Ancient History
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Post by Ancient History » Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:29 am

14. 4. 1. 16.
Self-administered the DNA of a cock, I am The Human Pulse!
Deep Cuts In A Lovecraftian Vein
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JigokuBosatsu
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Post by JigokuBosatsu » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:15 pm

FIRE! WATER! WOOD!

> Omegonthesane wrote:a glass armonica which causes a target city to have horrific nightmares that prevent sleep

> JigokuBosatsu wrote:so a regular glass armonica?

You can buy my books, yes you can. Out of print and retired, sorry.
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angelfromanotherpin
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Post by angelfromanotherpin » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:31 pm

> JigokuBosatsu wrote:FIRE! WATER! WOOD!

FTFY.
Was there any better way to play rock-paper-scissors than to rub tiny animals? Tiny mutant cyborg animals?
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Post by Shrapnel » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:42 pm

I recently identified a toy I've had since forever as a Battle Beast: Crusty Crab.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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