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Shrapnel
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Post by Shrapnel » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:18 pm

That is a pretty amazing feat.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Post by Tumbling Down » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:36 pm

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Post by Maxus » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:36 pm

As near as I can recall:
I clicked it once, it gave me an error message. But I was playing Skyrim, so I wasn't looking at the computer screen for a while.
When I noticed, I paged back on the browser so I wouldn't have to deal with putting in the BBC code twice and hit 'post' again
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Prak » Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:15 am

Birds Rights Activist Twitter
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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RobbyPants
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Post by RobbyPants » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:51 am

That post (that one), was pretty good. I think if I were to ever get involved with Twitter, it would be an account like that.
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nockermensch
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Post by nockermensch » Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:41 pm

A cartoon is just an old school image macro, anyway.
@ @ Nockermensch

> Koumei wrote:After all, in Firefox you keep tabs in your browser, but in SovietPutin's Russia, browser keeps tabs on you.

> Mord wrote:Chromatic Wolves are massively under-CRed. Its "Dood to stone" spell-like is a TPK waiting to happen if you run into it before anyone in the party has Dance of Sack or Shield of Farts.

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Post by Prak » Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:58 pm

Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by virgil » Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:00 pm

I swear that and the previous day's comic, it feels like Aaron had read some of the Den.
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Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
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Post by Prak » Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:02 pm

If that's true, he should read the "5 Second Hooks" thread.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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nockermensch
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Post by nockermensch » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:08 pm

> Prak_Anima wrote:

> nockermensch on Usenet, 2008 wrote:DM: "The duke beckons you to approach and talk about the recent monster
> attacks... ROLL INITIATIVE."
> *after rolls*
> Player 1: "I act first and use Pathetic Appeal."
> DM: Good. The duke is flat-footed.
> Player 1: My empathic talk is... *rolls* 26! and deals... *rolls* 18
> damage. I say: "Your highness! We saw the victims of the monsters in
> town! There were children! Little children!"
> DM: *reduces the duke's Resistance Points* "The duke raises an
> eyebrow, clearly a bit moved by your appeal, but he's still seems far
> from granting you aid..."
> Player 2: I put 5 points on Power Word and use the Excluded Middle to
> imply that or the duke aids our quest, or he's with the monsters!
> Player 3: Wait for my turn, we can flank the Duke and use Good Cop,
> Bad Cop...
> ...

@ @ Nockermensch

> Koumei wrote:After all, in Firefox you keep tabs in your browser, but in SovietPutin's Russia, browser keeps tabs on you.

> Mord wrote:Chromatic Wolves are massively under-CRed. Its "Dood to stone" spell-like is a TPK waiting to happen if you run into it before anyone in the party has Dance of Sack or Shield of Farts.

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Post by Cynic » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:33 am

Nockermensch: GENIUS!

> Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.

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Post by Avoraciopoctules » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:42 pm

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Post by Cynic » Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:42 pm

> Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.

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Post by Stahlseele » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:35 pm

> Cynic wrote:

bwahahaahaha ^^
Welcome, to IronHell.

> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Maxus » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:25 pm

One of the only times I've ever seen my dad wince was when I had my nose broken.
The conversation went like:
Him: Son, uh, your nose is crooked. You want me to fix that?
Me: *puts thumb on side of nose, pushes until it clicks*
Him: Ooh--You made that look like it didn't hurt
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Cynic » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:58 am

> Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.

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Post by Cynic » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:17 am

> Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.

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Post by name_here » Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:16 pm

Tomb of Horrors is wonderful. I watched a livestream of people playing it. The best part was undoubtedly the return to the demon mouth in the entry chamber, after having previously decided "fuck this".
"WE SOLVED IT AND THEN YOU UNSOLVED IT!"
Oh, and they used Rope Trick for a reason other than withdrawing into an extra-dimensional fortress.

> DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.

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Post by Dr_Noface » Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:41 pm

Is that D&D map and class art by Jason Thompson archived somewhere?
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Post by Prak » Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:35 pm

Well, I found his website here, which might help.
I don't see it, but it might be worth emailing him about it at least.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Istred » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:23 pm

> Dr_Noface wrote:Is that D&D map and class art by Jason Thompson archived somewhere?

http://www.wizards.com/DnD/Article.aspx ... ABarbarian
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/Article.aspx ... ombHorrors
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Post by Prak » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:18 am

Probably the best reading on Wizards right now. I would love to see him lampoon 4e, but Wizards probably would not.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Avoraciopoctules
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Post by Avoraciopoctules » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:19 am

> Dr_Noface wrote:Is that D&D map and class art by Jason Thompson archived somewhere?

http://www.wizards.com/DnD/Archive.aspx ... y=cartoons
Here's 2 I didn't post. Cavalier is especially recommended.
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ua_cavalier1.jpg
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/map_0 ... averns.jpg
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