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### The Juicy Juice Lie

Post by God_of_Awesome » Fri May 28, 2010 8:17 am

It's says it's %100 percent juice and as far as I can tell this is the truth, but only half of it. Take their grape flavor for example. Fuck that does not taste like grape juice because it isn't. It made largely of apple and pear juice.
That's like you bought a hooker with %100 assurance from her pimp that she had a vagina under there and she did but she also had a penis and then you had a wilder night than anticipated,
And now you know the entire point of this thread was to make that analogy.
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Post by Prak » Fri May 28, 2010 8:46 am

If juicy juice were anything like that, I'd like it a lot more.
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Post by Username17 » Fri May 28, 2010 12:10 pm

Pear juice is basically sugar water. A lot of things say that there is no sugar added or are made from fruit juice or are totally natural or some shit like that because they contain some titanic amount of pear juice. It's not a lie, it just doesn't mean what people think it's supposed to mean.
But I agree with Prak. If Juicy Juice tasted anything like penis, they wouldn't even be able to keep it in stock.
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Post by the_taken » Fri May 28, 2010 12:42 pm

Gots us an apple juice fetish up in The Great White North. If the first two ingredients are not sugar (whatever mask it's wearing) or water, it's apple juice. The apple juice is not even from good apples like Red Delicious or Macintosh, but the apples they don't sell in stores, the countless bland tasting things that grow all over North America. Know those apples that grow in state New York that state New York doesn't eat? Canadians drink them... as well as out own species of unappealing apples apples. I have a tree growing in my front yard. They are so bad, the local wildlife doesn't eat them. Tried making jam and rhubarb from them, and threw out the jars. And these trees dot the landscape everywhere.
I have spent weeks looking for pure grape juice, because it has a similar consistency to saliva... First ingredient in everything: 'Apple Juice' and some times 'from concentrate'.
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Post by Nicklance » Fri May 28, 2010 1:00 pm

Hell I don't even know why pure orange juice needs milk solids when its in a carton.
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Post by RobbyPants » Fri May 28, 2010 1:20 pm

While this is all misleading and everything, I'm astounded by how many people think that juice is particularly healthy. I mean, it's probably better on your teeth than pop is, but it's still a lot of empty calories. 100% juice is still pretty sugary.

> FrankTrollman wrote:But I agree with Prak. If Juicy Juice tasted anything like penis, they wouldn't even be able to keep it in stock.

Context or not, that quote is priceless.
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Post by Nicklance » Fri May 28, 2010 1:30 pm

This is why I take the trouble to squeeze my own damn juice. Sure it can't keep, but damn it if I want something real.
I'll be damned if fruits are fake in the future.
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Post by Username17 » Fri May 28, 2010 1:34 pm

> Nicklance wrote:Hell I don't even know why pure orange juice needs milk solids when its in a carton.

To keep it from clumping and also to make it be a source of Calcium.
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Post by Cynic » Fri May 28, 2010 1:49 pm

I would give my left nut for a daily supply of fresh squeezed Orange juice.
Maybe even my right nut.Yes, it's that wonderful.

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Post by Nicklance » Fri May 28, 2010 1:59 pm

> FrankTrollman wrote:

> > Nicklance wrote:Hell I don't even know why pure orange juice needs milk solids when its in a carton.

> To keep it from clumping and also to make it be a source of Calcium.
> -Username17

Thanks for telling me that. But damn it still makes orange juice taste like...thick milky shit.
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Post by ckafrica » Fri May 28, 2010 2:23 pm

> Cynic wrote:I would give my left nut for a daily supply of fresh squeezed Orange juice.
> Maybe even my right nut.Yes, it's that wonderful.

Vietnam my friend. I used to drink it everyday at 25 cents a cup.
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Post by fbmf » Fri May 28, 2010 2:31 pm

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