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Post by hyzmarca » Mon May 30, 2016 9:32 pm

> Ancient History wrote:

Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest?
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Post by sendaz » Mon May 30, 2016 9:43 pm

> Ancient History wrote:

At first I thought it was an photoshop accident, but obviously someone did it on porpoise.
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Post by Ancient History » Mon May 30, 2016 9:52 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUu58ZAp6Z0
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Post by hyzmarca » Tue May 31, 2016 3:29 am

> Ancient History wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUu58ZAp6Z0

That only raises more questions.
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Post by Ancient History » Tue May 31, 2016 9:16 am

I ken it.
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Post by Ancient History » Tue May 31, 2016 10:37 pm

NSFW, boobs:
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Post by DSMatticus » Tue May 31, 2016 11:43 pm

Ancient History, I have so many questions.
Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest? Why is that man using a giant naked woman as a raft? If boobs warrant a NSFW tag and dolphins don't, what about boobs that have turned into dolphins? Is that something you had to think about before your earlier post? Were you sitting at your keyboard trying to reason out the appropriateness of dolphin boobs (boobs that have undergone some Kafka-esque metamorphosis into dolphins, not a dolphin's boobs) in the work place?
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Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?
So many questions. I think I'm going to go lie down.
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Post by Ancient History » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:01 am

You open this door, there's no going back.
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Post by hyzmarca » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:16 am

> DSMatticus wrote: Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

Dolphins have mammary slits, which are basically inside out boobs.
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Post by sendaz » Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:01 am

So the sequel video is going to have two stoned dolphins watching another dolphin with human heads where it's mammary slits are?
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Post by Prak » Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:15 am

> hyzmarca wrote:

> > DSMatticus wrote: Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

> Dolphins have mammary slits, which are basically inside out boobs.

I feel compelled to point out that right now, someone, somewhere, I'd jerking it to dolphin mammary slits, or the concept of humans with mammary slits.
There is at least a 5% chance that person is Count.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

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> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Shrapnel » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:55 pm

> DSMatticus wrote:Ancient History, I have so many questions.
> Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest? Why is that man using a giant naked woman as a raft? If boobs warrant a NSFW tag and dolphins don't, what about boobs that have turned into dolphins? Is that something you had to think about before your earlier post? Were you sitting at your keyboard trying to reason out the appropriateness of dolphin boobs (boobs that have undergone some Kafka-esque metamorphosis into dolphins, not a dolphin's boobs) in the work place?
> ...
> Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?
> So many questions. I think I'm going to go lie down.

Finally, I'm not the only person completely mystified by the shit AH posts!
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Post by Stahlseele » Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:35 pm

i guess you never are the only one.
and now one from the category:"i'm going to hell for laughing at this, and so are you"
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> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by erik » Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:33 am

Or playing with your wand is more satisfying than sex.
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Post by hyzmarca » Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:37 am

> erik wrote:Or playing with your wand is more satisfying than sex.
> orgasmus expulso!

Really, most Harry Potter porn stories don't get nearly as kinky as is realistic given the magic that these people have access to, even beyond the fact that James Potter could turn into a stag.
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Post by Ancient History » Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:14 am

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Post by sendaz » Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:13 am

So that's Dolph 'Landgrim' Finn?
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Post by RobbyPants » Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:58 am

You'd think swinging a sword would suck with a dolphin head sticking out of your chest, but what do I know? I'm not a "wonder".
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Post by name_here » Thu Jun 02, 2016 5:09 pm

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> DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.

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Post by Ancient History » Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:56 am

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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Sat Jun 04, 2016 2:24 am

What is it with you and dolphins, AH?

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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Sat Jun 04, 2016 8:02 am

> Prak wrote:

> > hyzmarca wrote:

> > > DSMatticus wrote: Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

> > Dolphins have mammary slits, which are basically inside out boobs.

> I feel compelled to point out that right now, someone, somewhere, I'd jerking it to dolphin mammary slits, or the concept of humans with mammary slits.
> There is at least a 5% chance that person is Count.

No, I'm more of a macrophile. Dated a chick that was 4'10" with M-cup boobs a while back and it skewed my perspective. No judgments to people who have other tastes but I can't even be arsed if there are fewer than 3 d's in there.
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Post by Prak » Sat Jun 04, 2016 8:18 am

...you're like if /d/ were a person.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:27 am

I had assumed that liking huge cans was fairly common.
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