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Post by Stahlseele » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:54 pm

No Site-Statistics from the Hosting Service itself either? O.o
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> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Ancient History » Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:01 pm

I edited. But like I said, depressing. Some of my top ten google hits results appear to be: "tits boom", "wrongporn", and "www.titsboom.com"
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Post by Stahlseele » Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:12 pm

*snickers*
how the hell did you get hit with these search words? ^^
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ah, right, i remember these stories ^^
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> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Ancient History » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:59 am

Today on The Unpublishable: An Excerpt from "The Tentacle as Sexual Symbol" Mildly NSFW: http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... ymbol.html
Can't wait to see what Google hits this leads to.
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Post by Stahlseele » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:12 pm

chronicled by Johann Hans Meistermann in his epic documentary study of 8mm film production in the Baja Peninsula. Originally intended to discover the camera techniques behind certain bestiality acts and compare them to American and Swedish bestiality film techniques of the period
*boggles*
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> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Ancient History » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:22 pm

Yeah, my eventual hope is that some lazy schmuck ends up actually citing that in a college paper.
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Post by Stahlseele » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:25 pm

Also, i have seen enough hentai to know where it's heading.
Urotsukidoji. Adventure Kid. La Blue Girl.
If you leave out the completely over the top rape stuff, it's funny action . .
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> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Ancient History » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:50 pm

Today on The Unpublishable is a brief fantasy story, "The Collector of Cantrips"
http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... trips.html
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Post by Stahlseele » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:27 am

what's a cantrip? O.o
is that something that [one] can trip (you) [over] ?
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> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Ancient History » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:31 am

A minor spell.
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Post by Stahlseele » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:35 am

Ah.
totally a hobby i would take up then ^^
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> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Ancient History » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:55 pm

A couple pulp-heads actually mistook last week's entry for an actual article: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ADVENTURE ... essage/535
Hee.
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Post by Stahlseele » Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:30 am

*nods*
good writing can do that to dumb people.
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> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Ancient History » Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:27 am

Today on the Unpublishable: The Baseball Tree
http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... -tree.html
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Post by Stahlseele » Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:05 pm

That was a nice read O.o
Surreal enough at least ^^
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> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Ancient History » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:24 am

What, you've never seen a kid plant a baseball tree?
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Post by Ancient History » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:26 am

Today on the Unpublishable is a new interpretation of an old myth, for adults only: "The Heart of Zeus" http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... -zeus.html
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Post by Stahlseele » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:34 am

> Ancient History wrote:What, you've never seen a kid plant a baseball tree? :P

I am german, we don't do baseball . .
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> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Ancient History » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:38 am

Fair enow.
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Post by Stahlseele » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:32 pm

And just WHY would Hera NOT be jealous of that one, when she was jealous of basically anything else he stuck it to?
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> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Ancient History » Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:58 pm

Because Zeus is as faithful to Ganymede as he is to Hera; of all his lovers, Ganymede is the one Zeus always comes back to. So I think they can maybe relate a little.
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Post by Ancient History » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:25 am

It's Friday. Friday is a weird day. The Unpublishable understands this. Today: "I Can't Talk To My Son", a weird short story. Only on the Unpublishable. http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... y-son.html
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Post by Jilocasin » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:34 am

That was... good. Weird fiction that hit close to home.
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Post by Ancient History » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:42 pm

Danke
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Post by RiotGearEpsilon » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:46 pm

That was very good, and painful.
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