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Koumei
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Post by Koumei » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:53 am

> shirak wrote:

> > awesomestnerd wrote:UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy

Damn, if only we had some kind of outside giant source of energy, to supply the Earth with huge amounts of energy. Something massive, like a big fusion-reactor to hover around, like a star or something.
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Post by shirak » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:09 pm

> Koumei wrote:Damn, if only we had some kind of outside giant source of energy, to supply the Earth with huge amounts of energy. Something massive, like a big fusion-reactor to hover around, like a star or something.

What are you talking about? The Sun is just a slightly big and warm source of light that goes around the Earth every day. Which is flat as anyone can see.
(Damn this is funny )
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Post by Maxus » Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:38 pm

I'd play it.
http://ursulav.livejournal.com/840106.html
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Prak » Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:57 am

How do smurfs reproduce?
sometimes Gaia makes me laugh... more frequently, I make Gaia shudder... (second post from the bottom)
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Talisman » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:23 pm

That fundie-quote page starts out funny, but by the time I finished reading it I was depressed. Damn, fundies are sick, sick people.
Prak_Anima: Apparently I have to log in to read your posts.

> MartinHarper wrote:Babies are difficult to acquire in comparison to other sources of nutrition.

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Post by Prak » Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:07 pm

weird.
ok:

> well ya see, female smurfs actually absorb seed through their entire body. So once every few months all the smurfs get together in a clearing, and smurfette lies naked on the grass in the middle. The male smurfs start pleasuring themselves as Smurfette starts putting on a show. Then, one the elders, such as Papa smurf, will give the signal, a clap, usually, and the villiage will proceed to run up to smurfette, still rubbing themselves. Then, as each smurf nears orgasm, they will push to the front and contribute their genetic material. This will continue until the entire villiage is spent and smurfette is swimming in a blue pool. It is imperative that she absorb as much genetic material as possible, so she must rub as much of into her skin as she can manage. Swallowing the material and absorbing it through her eyes are also suitable, so she can drink it and allow it to flow into her eyes. It takes a few days for her body to fully absorb this material and process it, more depending on how much she has received. Usually after about a week she is ready to give birth and will retreat to a dark tunnel in the earth to lay her clutch.
> After the young smurfs hatch they must be nourished with smurf milk, which is, ironically, all but identical to smurf sperm. The one difference is that smurf milk makes it more likely that a smurf larva will develop into a new smurfette. Smurfette likes her position of decadence and sloth and so will not allow this. For the few days that smurf larva can only subsist on smurf milk they will be fed by males with smurf sperm so that smurfogen does not develop and make them female. Due to the consistency of sperm, this must be fresh, other wise it's no good, the babies must be fed "fresh from the tap" as it were.

just as well, the amount of stupidity and juvenile humor in that thread is near lethal levels... wouldn't want to expose any of you to it...
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Count Arioch the 28th
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:07 pm

I seem to have vomited in my own mouth.
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Post by Bigode » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:22 pm

+1.

> Hans Freyer, s.b.u.h. wrote:A manly, a bold tone prevails in history. He who has the grip has the booty.

> Huston Smith wrote:Life gives us no view of the whole. We see only snatches here and there, (...)

> brotherfrancis75 wrote:Perhaps you imagine that Ayn Rand is our friend? And the Mont Pelerin Society? No, those are but the more subtle versions of the Bolshevik Communist Revolution you imagine you reject. (...) FOX NEWS IS ALSO COMMUNIST!

> LDSChristian wrote:True. I do wonder which is worse: killing so many people like Hitler did or denying Christ 3 times like Peter did.

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Post by koz » Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:50 pm

It's a good thing that Japan has long-since desensitised me to weirdness. A very, very good thing.
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> PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.

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Post by Prak » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:01 am

the funny thing is... that general act, Bukkake, comes form Japan...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Count Arioch the 28th
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:18 am

> Prak_Anima wrote:the funny thing is... that general act, Bukkake, comes form Japan...

Do Japanese people actually do that, or is it a porn thing? Forgive my cultural ignorance on this one.
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Post by Maxus » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:27 am

Pretty sure it's a porn thing that just happened to be invented in Japan.
And I swear, I will hunt down anyone who supplies an official answer with sources cited. I don't know, I don't want to know. It may take me years but, I swear, I WILL HAVE REVENGE.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Heath Robinson » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:30 am

Probably a porn thing, since Japanese porn doesn't have to censor semen, just genitals, and it's the kind of thing that is a possible surrogate for sex.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:34 am

I just find it gross.
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Post by ckafrica » Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:02 am

Jeez Count, next thing your gonna tell us that you didn't like playing soggy donut in junior high school.
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Post by TheNotSoEvilNecromancer » Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:25 am

You should not Google that game.
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Post by Talisman » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:20 am

> Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote:

> > Prak_Anima wrote:the funny thing is... that general act, Bukkake, comes form Japan...

> Do Japanese people actually do that, or is it a porn thing? Forgive my cultural ignorance on this one.

I'm positive that some people do it, just because...hey, it's sex. There's always someone eager to try whatever weird, perverted maneuver you can come up with. But, yeah; it's probably 99% a Japanese porn thing.
@Prak: You bastard. I'll get you for that. :shakes fist:
The second paragraph in particular.

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Post by Draco_Argentum » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:25 am

> ckafrica wrote:Jeez Count, next thing your gonna tell us that you didn't like playing soggy donut in junior high school.

Has anyone actually played that or is it a schoolyard rumor?
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Post by ckafrica » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:08 pm

It would boggle the mind, but I didn't get guys who go to strip clubs either. Pornography is not to be shared.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:47 pm

> Draco_Argentum wrote:

> > ckafrica wrote:Jeez Count, next thing your gonna tell us that you didn't like playing soggy donut in junior high school.

> Has anyone actually played that or is it a schoolyard rumor?

I don't know of any event like that actually happening, but everyone I know knows someone who walked in on it happening.
Although one time I did walk into the men's room back in High School to a guy flogging it pretty vigorously in the middle of the room. When I got the hell out of there, the guy yelled "You don't understand!" Nor did I desire to.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:49 pm

> ckafrica wrote:It would boggle the mind, but I didn't get guys who go to strip clubs either. Pornography is not to be shared.

A woman I was hanging out with told me that she wanted to take me to a strip club.
I refused politely. I would not feel comfortable in that sort of environment.
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Post by Bigode » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:20 pm

Some people specifically asked not to read it.
Happens every single war. Ask someone on the Balkans.

> Hans Freyer, s.b.u.h. wrote:A manly, a bold tone prevails in history. He who has the grip has the booty.

> Huston Smith wrote:Life gives us no view of the whole. We see only snatches here and there, (...)

> brotherfrancis75 wrote:Perhaps you imagine that Ayn Rand is our friend? And the Mont Pelerin Society? No, those are but the more subtle versions of the Bolshevik Communist Revolution you imagine you reject. (...) FOX NEWS IS ALSO COMMUNIST!

> LDSChristian wrote:True. I do wonder which is worse: killing so many people like Hitler did or denying Christ 3 times like Peter did.

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Post by Maxus » Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:44 pm

For the Aussies around here...
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/australia.html
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Koumei » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:04 am

Most Imperial Death Worlds are really just copies of Australia.
There used to be an awesome SA page dedicated to "Things in Australia that will kill you" (and there are several books and a TV documentary series also dedicated to it). Special mention goes to the irukanji due to it being invisible to the human eye (with agonizing venom), the Coneshell (aka the Japanese Tourist Killer. It harpoons you when you pick it up, leaving you enough time to smoke your last cigarette) and also the taipan. Yes, we all know the inferior fang design means that it has less chance of actually envenoming any given bite. But it's hardly the kind of thing you'd count on, and if it does, then you are fucked. Also, it will bite you many times. Just for looking at it.
And our sun occasionally emits death rays, immolating buildings and instantly causing groups of people to die of cancer. Also, some of our lizards have the equivalent of rattlesnake venom. Now, I hear rattlesnakes aren't much of a worry, but do YOUR lizards have venom? I didn't think so.
Also, ants are yet again trying to invade. I get the impression that there's a "Resistant/immune to the poison Koumei uses" genetic strain, and I've just helped weed out those who were not fit to survive. Leaving me with an invasion of poison-immune tyranids. I mean ants.
Also bees are getting dangerously close.
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The very worst Leonard Nimoy music video for your viewing "pleasure."
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