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Post by CapnTthePirateG » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:28 pm

Don't suppose they'll kill off the god-awful EV system at this point?

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Post by Prak » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:05 pm

> Darth Rabbitt wrote:I literally only have a 3DS because I got it for free, and I basically never use it.

Want to send it to California?
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by name_here » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:19 pm

I want one for the new Fire Emblem game when it gets an offical translation.

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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:44 pm

> Prak_Anima wrote:

> > Darth Rabbitt wrote:I literally only have a 3DS because I got it for free, and I basically never use it.

> Want to send it to California?

Before I do anything with it, I'm going to wait and see for a bit longer if anything interesting comes out on it that I couldn't play on my DS Lite.
And I think Shrapnel has already called dibs on it if I decide I don't want it, and he lives maybe a half-hour drive away from me (on the East Coast.)
Barring either of those, probably, but there's still a lot to work out.

> Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).

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Post by Prak » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:51 pm

fair enough. If Shrapnel decides he doesn't want it, I'll take it. I can pay shipping, just have to figure out how that'd work, exactly.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Shrapnel » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:18 pm

IT'S MINE! YOUR FILTHY THRI-KREEN HANDS ARE UNFIT TO WIELD THE POWER OF A GOD!
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Post by Shrapnel » Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:59 pm

Two words: Fuck Terrakion.
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Post by Prak » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:37 pm

So I ordered White 2 on Amazon with Christmas gift credit and started playing it. 15+ hours of game play later, I finally beat Cheren.
Fuck I hate grinding.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Koumei » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:10 am

Weavile says: what's that? I go first and my Ice Punch deals 6x the damage to you? Problem, Terrakion? (Fine, 3x if you're referring to that boss one in White Treehollow that has an Ice-Resist Berry) The fact that it has Outrage is nasty, but still, that's more an issue with Outrage being far too common and spread about. I kind of miss it being "Gyarados (basically a dragon), Kangaskhan (who is secretly an angry dragon? Also, to give it a surprise alongside its punches) and some but not all Dragon types, fuck off Garchomp".
Prak: best suggestion is to catch the Riolu and level it until it has a fighting move. Those shits all have Bide or Counter or one of those other "It deals damage based on the amount of damage you did, not based on a Resistance, Attack and Defence calculation, hahaha" moves, so go for the OHKO.

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Post by Prak » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:24 am

That's what I did. Had to level it up to 15 so it got a real fighting move, because counter is shit when the enemy tactic is "use work up seven times, kill in one hit"
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:27 am

@Shrapnel: You can kill KO it now and after you beat the Elite Four you get another shot at catching it, albeit at a higher level (if you beat Colress on the Plasma Frigate post-game you also get a Master Ball and thus should get it easily.)
@Prak: Yeah, beating Cheren didn't take me too long (and while I did have a Genesect from Wi-Fi I didn't need to use it, doing the same as Koumei)

> Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).

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Post by Prak » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:30 am

He's not difficult, it just took me a bunch of grinding in Flocessy Ranch.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Koumei » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:26 am

Whoops, Terrakion, the legendary musketeer thing. I was thinking of the Grass/Ground "I have trees on my back" turtle thing.
And yeah, you generally do have to grind that stupid ranch area. For what it's worth, that's pretty much the single most annoying part of the game, so once you're past it, things start looking up.

> Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.

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Post by OgreBattle » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:20 am

God Damn, Ken Sugimori's ability to draw cute girls just keeps on increasing
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Post by Prak » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:59 am

Agreed over all, but I fucking hate Bianca just because she is the epitome of the "dumb blonde ditz" stereotype.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Koumei » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:08 am

Moe is the future of gaming. I embrace the future!

> Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.

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Post by Maxus » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:18 am

Well, here's a thing.
Someone's apparently doing a 3D, first-person remake of Gold and Silver.
Looks sorta minecraft-y. Only with Pokemon graphics.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:00 pm

> Prak_Anima wrote:I fucking hate Bianca just because she is the epitome of the "dumb blonde ditz" stereotype.

I cannot agree more.

> Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).

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Post by Shrapnel » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:23 pm

> Darth Rabbitt wrote:@Shrapnel: You can kill KO it now and after you beat the Elite Four you get another shot at catching it, albeit at a higher level (if you beat Colress on the Plasma Frigate post-game you also get a Master Ball and thus should get it easily.)

But I wanna catch it noooow!

> OgreBattle wrote:God Damn, Ken Sugimori's ability to draw cute girls just keeps on increasing

I think that the female trainer from Black2/White2 is pretty cute, actually.
She ain't as hot as the trainer from FireRed/LeafGreen, but still...

> Prak_Anima wrote:I fucking hate Bianca just because she is the epitome of the "dumb blonde ditz" stereotype.

I, too hate Bianca. All carbon-based lifeforms, some silicion-based ones, and approximately two xenon-based dudes living in Oakland should hate Bianca.
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Post by Koumei » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:37 am

I'm willing to forgive her for the whole "Here have some Full Restores" thing. I can be bought off like that. Much like how I won't give Colres shit for looking so incredibly stupid, because hey, Masterball.

> Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.

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Post by Shrapnel » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:49 am

Gate gives you a Masterball?! Cool! When does he do this? I've been given one already by Professor Cupressaceae Juniperus, does this mean you gets two balls?!
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Post by Koumei » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:04 am

Yeah, you get your second big ball in the postgame after you've cleaned house but before your one-and-only-chance for any legendaries (I think?) You go to their flying pirate ship (IIRC it's at the abyss place where Coldragon is), beat him in a tough battle (vaguely. Much Levitating Steel, and decently high levels, but if you've already fed Cynthia her own feet this battle is a fucking joke unless you wander in without Fighting or Fire moves at all, in which case what the fuck is wrong with you?) and you get your second one. So you can wander around with your pockets bulging from the pair of massive balls.

> Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.

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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:05 am

Bianca cannot be bought off for me, her crimes are too great.
Kind of like Professor Pokefucker Juniper.
Still not as bad as Cheren or Alder though, but that's not hard.
Other than the plot device ninjas I can forgive most of the named Team Plasma members since most of them give you cool shit (Colress gives you a master ball, Captain N gives you the version's legendary, Sage Rood gives you Zorua, etc. and while they're still all annoying idiots they aren't nearly as bad as the "good guys" in that regard, ironically)

> Shrapnel wrote:Gate gives you a Masterball?! Cool! When does he do this?

I already said that earlier on this page:

> Darth Rabbitt wrote:if you beat Colress on the Plasma Frigate post-game you also get a Master Ball

EDIT: Ninja'd; Koumei beat me to it.
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Post by Kaelik » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:24 am

To be clear, is there a reason other than as a generic insult you call her Professor Pokefucker?
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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:05 am

> Professor Juniper wrote:"People should be able to do ANYTHING they want with their Pokemon."

> Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).

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