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Post by Avoraciopoctules » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:31 am

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Post by Avoraciopoctules » Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:52 am

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Post by Shrapnel » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:19 am

This is my philosophy, so I'm making it my signeture. Ha.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Post by Username17 » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:30 am

Please make your sig something that doesn't have a fixed width, as it can screw up pages for people surfing in windowed mode.
You could spoiler tag that strip though.
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Post by Prak » Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:40 am

You could also take it in Photoshop, brighten and shrink it.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Shrapnel » Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:28 am

Oops. I didn't realize that it would be that big. Sorry.
Oh, and I can now die happy because Frank Trollman said "please" to me.
Is this wretched demi-bee
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Post by Cynic » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:40 pm

> Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.

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Post by Starmaker » Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:40 pm

> Cynic wrote:pic

This. I went by a movie theater sometime last month and saw four huge posters side by side:
- Battleship the movie
- "The Jock and the Nerd" (a.k.a. 21 Jump Street)
- Muppets the movie
- The Raven the movie, some dude starring as Edgar Allan Poe.
It looked like god took part in a Cracked photoshop contest.
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Post by Prak » Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:21 pm

Just posting this up for Ted.
Last edited by Prak on Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by erik » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:18 pm

> Starmaker wrote:

> > Cynic wrote:pic

> This. I went by a movie theater sometime last month and saw four huge posters side by side:
> - Battleship the movie
> - "The Jock and the Nerd" (a.k.a. 21 Jump Street)
> - Muppets the movie
> - The Raven the movie, some dude starring as Edgar Allan Poe.
> It looked like god took part in a Cracked photoshop contest.

Add this to movie posters that I wouldn't expect to be legit...
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Post by Cynic » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:34 am

See, the last one is actually quite a funny book. It definitely has piqued my curiosity in relation to the adaptation.

> Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.

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Post by Stahlseele » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:29 am

Pride and Prejudice - And Zombies!
War and Peace - And Werewolves!
Welcome, to IronHell.

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> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Avoraciopoctules » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:18 pm

I am a Retsupurae enthusiast.
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Post by Whatever » Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:46 am

> Stahlseele wrote:Pride and Prejudice - And Zombies!
> War and Peace - And Werewolves!

Sense and Sensibility - And Sea Monsters!
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Post by Cynic » Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:14 am

An oldie but goodie.

> Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.

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Post by Avoraciopoctules » Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:43 am

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Post by K » Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:13 am

Type "zerg rush" into Google.
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Post by Cynic » Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:30 am

> K wrote:Type "zerg rush" into Google.

My favorite's always been typing 'recursion' into google search.

> Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.

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Post by erik » Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:53 pm

Living in a super-hero town is likely a huge pain in the ass.
From http://balazo.net/
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Post by Cynic » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:58 am

Not like this isn't new information but it's always fun to remind people about it.

> Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.

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Post by Prak » Wed May 02, 2012 4:29 am

> BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:
> 1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE
> 2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - F*** FILTERING THAT S*** YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A
> 3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - F*** LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE
> 4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS
> 5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT
> 6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD
> ****
> EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.
> THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION
> JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS
> TAKE OFF FIRE
> WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH
> CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL
> WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES
> POUR IT OUT
> ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLE
> DRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE
> CHEERS MATE
> CANADIAN VERSION
> WHAT IS ENGLAND DOING?
> OK NOW COPY THAT S*** AND JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS
> NO PUSSY REAL “TEAWARE”, WE HAVE NORMAL COFFEE MUGS FOR THAT S***.
> USE WHATEVER APPLIANCE YOU WANT TO HEAT THE D*** WATER, YEAH WE SIGNED OUR F***ING FREEDOM. NO ONE SAID IT WAS MANDATORY FOR KETTLES!
> SIT LIKE A CLASSY MAN/WOMAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO BOIL
> EAT SOME BACON
> THROW A TEABAG IN THERE, LOOSE TEA IS FOR MY MONARCHIST AUNT.
> DUMP SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THAT YOU GET DIABETES AND SO MUCH MILK THAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND MILK THE COW, BETSY.
> TAKE A SIP.
> SCALD YOURSELF AND ALMOST DROP MUG, SPILLING IT DOWN THE FRONT OF YOUR BACK IN THE PROCESS.
> REALIZE TEA ISN’T TOO MUCH OF YOUR THING AND GO BACK TO COFFEE.
> AMERICAN VERSION
> FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)
> FILL IT WITH TAP WATER
> ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER
> STIR THAT S*** SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN
> DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET
> POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE
> REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT
> ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS
> TEXAS VERSION
> GET YOUR CUP AND SCOOP WATER FROM A STREAM, POP IN AN IODINE TABLET IF YOU’RE A SISSY FROO FROO YANK
> PUT IN AN ENTIRE BOX OF LIPTON TEA BAGS
> IF THERE AREN’T OVER THIRTY TEABAGS READY EMPTY OUT THE CONTENTS OF A SHOTGUN SHELL INTO THE BREW
> POUR AN ENTIRE BAG OF SUGAR IN
> LEAVE THAT S*** ON THE 115º F ASPHALT FOR TWO HOURS
> REFRIGERATE AND POUR OVER ICE
> WANTED HOT TEA? TOO F***ING BAD, LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE
> SOUTHERN VERSION
> WHAT THE FUCK IS LOOSE LEAF TEA, KETTLES, STRAINERS, YOU PEOPLE THINK WE HAVE THAT SHIT JUST LYING AROUND THE HOUSE? FUCKING TEA SNOBS, WE EMANCIPATED FROM THE NORTH FOR A REASON.
> TAKE LIKE EIGHT BAGS OF LIPTON, TIE ALL THEIR STRINGS TOGETHER, AND THROW THEM IN A GALLON PITCHER OF SINK WATER.
> NUKE THAT SHIT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES.
> TAKE IT OUT AND DUMP LIKE A CUP OF SUGAR IN THAT SHIT.
> MIX WITH A FUCKING LADLE.
> EITHER ICE THAT SHIT UP OR PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL YOU WANT TO DRINK IT.
> SERVE IN REGULAR DRINKING GLASSES. LEMON OPTIONAL.
> EX-PAT BRIT VERSION
> SEARCH THIRTY-ODD FOOD STORES FOR SOMETHING LABELED “TEA” THAT ACTUALLY HAS TEA IN IT AND NOT LEMON RASPBERRY HERB CRAPPITY DOO-DAA
> FIND CELESTIAL SEASONINGS SECTION. SHIELD EYES, HISS, RETREAT
> PURCHASE PG TIPS FROM SPECIALTY MARKET FOR $50
> PLACE TEA BAG IN FAVORITE KEEP-CALM-AND-CARRY-ON MUG
> OR THAT BIG ONE WITH CATS ON IT THAT ONE’S PRETTY GOOD TOO
> FUCK THE WHOLE PROCESS AS LONG AS HOT WATER STRIKES THE TEA BAG AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND WE’RE GOOD
> WAIT TO STEEP
> EITHER A) GROW IMPATIENT AND STIR THAT SHIT AROUND LIKE A TYPHOON OR B) WALK AWAY AND FORGET ABOUT IT FOR THREE HOURS
> IF A, GROW IMPATIENT ANYWAY AND WALK AWAY TO WATCH THE TELLY. FORGET TEA FOR THREE HOURS
> FIND COLD TEA AND SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR
> HEAT TEA IN MICROWAVE
> FORGET TEA FOR ANOTHER HOUR
> FIND TEA, SWEAR, MICROWAVE
> ADD MILK AND SUGAR
> TOO HOT, SWEAR, ADD MORE MILK (AND SUGAR BECAUSE WHY NOT)
> TOO MUCH MILK AND SUGAR. SWEAR.
> STILL TOO HOT. SWEAR MORE.
> FORGET TEA FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS
> FIND TEA, SWEAR, MICROWAVE.
> ENJOY YOUR EVENING CUP OF OVERSTEWED TEPID MORNING TEA
> PINE FOR ENGLAND

Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Maxus » Wed May 02, 2012 5:35 am

The Southern one is pretty close to accurate. Except my recipe is...oh, a cup-and-a-half of sugar per gallon, since I'm trying to cut back on the sweets lately.
And you nuke the brew for five minutes and let it sit for 20-40.
And the sugar must go into the pitcher first, so that the hot tea is poured on top of it.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
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Post by Prak » Wed May 02, 2012 6:14 am

I like the Ex Pat Brit one. If I believed in past lives, I'd swear I was british immediately prior to this life.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Ted the Flayer » Wed May 02, 2012 6:31 am

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120502.gif

> Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.

> Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.

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Post by Parthenon » Wed May 02, 2012 11:22 am

> I am terrible at explanations sorry!

If you're terrible at explanations don't make comics trying to explain things.
Oh, and you can't use tap or bottled water. Um... do you go to the nearest stream? Collect rainwater? What? She really is bad at explanations.
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