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Maxus
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### I can't be having with this, Episode 5

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Post by Maxus » Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:07 am

So, my sister just called.
She fractured her ankle in three places skating earlier tonight (it's 12:45 right now). The hospital decided to keep her overnight and do surgery in the morning.
Funny thing is, she's calm. Says she isn't even on painkillers because it isn't that bad.
So, I believe I won't be getting to sleep tonight.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Avoraciopoctules » Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:51 am

Ack. That is totally worth dozens of sympathy points, and I would probably commiserate in more depth were I not about to get some sleep myself. Hope the surgery goes well.
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Post by Maxus » Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:58 am

Thanks. Well, I'm up. Might as well D&D. I just worked up a fairly scary combination.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Maxus » Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:44 am

An update for those who bother:
So, my sister came through surgery just fine. Another round of X-rays showed she had her ankle cracked, her heelbone broken through, and dislocated her foot. Surgery involved pins and plates, and went without a hitch. The doctors said it was one of the weirder breaks they'd seen, and the nurses were impressed that she could take the pain and didn't beg for painkillers before the operation or after (they knocked her out for surgery, though).
The problem is going to be afterwards. They told her she'd have at least ten days out of class, more if they said so. And in any case, her dorm is on the third floor. And none of her classes are on a ground floor.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Maj » Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:26 am

Glad to hear the surgery went OK. Hopefully her coping skills are in tip-top shape and things go well for her (my mom's coping skills are straight ass - she's the kind of person who will saw a cast off her broken arm).
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Post by Maxus » Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:38 am

> Maj wrote:Glad to hear the surgery went OK. Hopefully her coping skills are in tip-top shape and things go well for her (my mom's coping skills are straight ass - she's the kind of person who will saw a cast off her broken arm).

You'd have to know my sister.
She's one of the most laidback, rational, and level-headed people in the world. She'll adjust. She'll likely be spending her recovery here at home, rather than at USM (two hours' or so driving away) where she broke her foot. Having people around all day who can give her a hand will help, too.
I expect her to make some serious progress on a few video games and books, and be irritable because she'll be behind on her classes and have to make up for it.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Maxus » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:42 pm

Further updatage:
She's fine. They put her on oral painkillers, and she'll be able to come home tomorrow. She has apparently also acquired Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Crutches). Mom said she flipped a crutch up to catch herself in a ninja-like move.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by For Valor » Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:31 am

That sounds like Combat School (Crutches).
If she's got 6 BAB or more, you'd better hope she doesn't realize it and start hitting you to paralyze you.

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Post by Maxus » Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:04 pm

Update: The sister is doing well. The hospital gave her a CD with her X-rays and other information on it. They even took X-rays after the surgery.
The idea is if something happens here, two hours away from the hospital she went to, all the information relevant to her foot will be handy to check.
She's also getting herself up to go around (at first, she needed some help). She seems to be more inclined to do things, too. At first, she said she could -feel- the weight in her foot, and that threw her off. But she went to the library and getting out of the house picked her mood up a lot.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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