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Maxus
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Post by Maxus » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:13 pm

I found that one out on Cracked.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:38 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxil_hoax

> Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).

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Post by Ancient History » Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:13 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_vintages
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Post by Maxus » Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:59 am

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Charles_Carreon
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Ancient History » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:41 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Erikson_Day
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Post by Ancient History » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:13 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_ ... n_Movement
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Post by Maj » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:47 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol_Flynn
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
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Post by Maj » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:55 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Bowdler
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
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Post by Essence » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:28 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statler_and_Waldorf
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Post by OgreBattle » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:34 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_whale_penis
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Post by Ancient History » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:18 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownfield ... evelopment
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Post by Cynic » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:18 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_squid

> Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.

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Post by nockermensch » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:34 pm

> Cynic wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_squid

If this was the picture for a D&D monster, people would laugh at the lack of realism.
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> Koumei wrote:After all, in Firefox you keep tabs in your browser, but in SovietPutin's Russia, browser keeps tabs on you.

> Mord wrote:Chromatic Wolves are massively under-CRed. Its "Dood to stone" spell-like is a TPK waiting to happen if you run into it before anyone in the party has Dance of Sack or Shield of Farts.

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Post by Maxus » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:04 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_Snafu
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Ancient History » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:38 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutational_meltdown
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_erosion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De-extinction
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Post by Shrapnel » Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:34 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torture_Ga ... sh_club%29
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
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Post by DSMatticus » Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:59 am

> Shrapnel wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torture_Ga ... sh_club%29

The file name for that article's image is just great. Because when I see someone grinding away at their metal-clad genitals, the first thing I think about is clearly powertools.
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Post by Shrapnel » Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:06 am

There's also an album!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torture_Garden_%28album%29
Unrelated, but still great! (The album cover is NSFW)
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Post by erik » Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:41 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluesmobile
Quasi-related: I decided to pop Blues Brothers in ye olde DVD player for my boys this evening thinking hey, there's a lot of good music and numbers and crashing cars. I had forgotten the sheer volume of fucking cuss words. I put on inappropriate stuff from time to time for the boys, but I outdid myself this time.
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Post by Ancient History » Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:54 am

https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog_p ... nd-in-vain
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Post by Ancient History » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:57 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Champion
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Post by angelfromanotherpin » Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:21 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Father ... as_Letters
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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:21 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Champions

> Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).

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Post by Ancient History » Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:34 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kajukenbo
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Post by nockermensch » Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:53 am

> Ancient History wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kajukenbo

> Kajukenbo is a hybrid martial art that combines Western Boxing, Judo, Jujutsu, Kenpo Karate, Eskrima, Tang Soo Do, and Kung Fu. It was founded in 1947 in Oahu, Hawaii, at the Palama Settlement. The original purpose of the art was to deal with local criminals. The founders were Sijo ("founder") Adriano Emperado, Peter Young Yil Choo, Joe Holck, Frank Ordonez, and George Chang (sometimes mistakenly referred to as Clarence Chang) who called themselves the Black Belt Society. The founders of Kajukenbo wanted to develop an art that would "make them invincible in the most difficult streets of Hawaii".

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> Koumei wrote:After all, in Firefox you keep tabs in your browser, but in SovietPutin's Russia, browser keeps tabs on you.

> Mord wrote:Chromatic Wolves are massively under-CRed. Its "Dood to stone" spell-like is a TPK waiting to happen if you run into it before anyone in the party has Dance of Sack or Shield of Farts.

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