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Post by OgreBattle » Tue Oct 04, 2016 5:59 pm

You type in a name and it generates a joke stat chart telling your genre/role and stats: https://en.shindanmaker.com/665853
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Post by Josh_Kablack » Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:42 pm

> Superman is a tomboy from a romcom series.
> Mickey Mouse is the hobo from a tragedy series.
> Queen Elizabeth is the christmas cake from a budget anime.

"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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Post by Wiseman » Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:51 pm

> Wiseman is a dark magical girl from a beach episode.
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Keys to the Contract: A crossover between Puella Magi Madoka Magica and Kingdom Hearts.

> RadiantPhoenix wrote:

> > TheFlatline wrote:Legolas/Robin Hood are myths that have completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a bow".

> The D&D wizard is a work of fiction that has a completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a book".

> hyzmarca wrote:Well, Mario Mario comes from a blue collar background. He was a carpenter first, working at a construction site. Then a plumber. Then a demolitionist. Also, I'm not sure how strict Mushroom Kingdom's medical licensing requirements are. I don't think his MD is valid in New York.

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Post by RobbyPants » Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:41 pm

> RobbyPants is an older sister from a psychological thriller.

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Post by virgil » Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:58 pm

> Virgil is a CEO from a monster girl series

Come see Sprockets & Serials
How do you confuse a barbarian?
Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
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Post by Kaelik » Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:59 pm

Clearly flawed, it has my Theme Song off the charts, but not anywhere near enough Maniacal Laughter

> DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?

The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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Post by DSMatticus » Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:14 am

DSMatticus is the childhood friend from a "headtilt anime" with an impossibly tragic backstory that is almost - but not quite - off the charts. I'm going to assume my tragic backstory involves some kind of spinal disorder that causes my upper body and neck to flop dramatically away from the camera.
Matt is a fast-food employee from a 4-koma series with ~10 "pretending to be gay" and ~10 "ukemi," which I'm pretty sure is just the full version of the word uke, which is the Japanese slang word for "bottom." Am I gay or not? Make up your fucking mind, damnit.
Matthew is a dark magical girl with a mild armpit fetish.
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Post by koz » Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:56 am

> koz is a edgy anti-hero from an anime about making manga.

Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.

> Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.

> souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.

> Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.

> DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.

> Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.

> PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.

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Post by Whipstitch » Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:18 am

Whipstitch is a club senpai from a fanservice anime and has a 20 in yelling.
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Post by DSMatticus » Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:42 am

> koz wrote:

> > koz is a edgy anti-hero from an anime about making manga.

How does that work? Anti-hero implies there's some kind of vaguely heroic goals for the anti-hero to subversively achieve. How the hell are you supposed to pull a "he's the mangaka Japan needs, but not the one it deserves right now?"
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Post by Leress » Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:09 am

> Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!

> Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!

> Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.

> I want him to tongue-punch my box.

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> The divine in me says the divine in you should go fuck itself.

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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:23 am

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> Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).

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Post by angelfromanotherpin » Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:36 am

> DSMatticus wrote:

> > koz wrote:

> > > koz is a edgy anti-hero from an anime about making manga.

> How does that work? Anti-hero implies there's some kind of vaguely heroic goals for the anti-hero to subversively achieve. How the hell are you supposed to pull a "he's the mangaka Japan needs, but not the one it deserves right now?"

I think it's like how Marvel comics exists in the Marvel Universe, publishing stories inspired by the adventures of real super-people. So the anime is about the life experience of the manga team who get the crappy assignment of having to hunt down and write up stories about kaz (who is apparently Japanese Punisher or something). I think it starts with a lot of shy kids being comedically uncomfortable about having to interview hospitalized gangsters and impatient police, lots of Rashomon-style conflicting stories they have to piece together. When that gets old, kaz starts showing up at their houses at night to complain about inaccurate stories, pick their brains for evidence he missed, demand medical attention, and protect them from mobsters who've become annoyed by their antics.
That could be a decent show.
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Post by Mask_De_H » Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:37 am

> DSMatticus wrote: Matt is a fast-food employee from a 4-koma series with ~10 "pretending to be gay" and ~10 "ukemi," which I'm pretty sure is just the full version of the word uke, which is the Japanese slang word for "bottom." Am I gay or not? Make up your fucking mind, damnit.

I assume this means you're a teasing bottom/naturally subby? Fun thing, I have a friend named Matt who is a bottom and pretended to be a lot of things, including gay, on the Internet. Then he realized he actually was gay.
Anyway: MDH is the murder victim in a budget anime with 15 Engrish, 12 Crossdressing and 5 Patience. Topical.
Mask_de_H is an admiral from a superhero series with 20 Peeping and 15 Keeping Secrets, along with 5 Magic, Gambling and Tea Making.
Alex is a sports club member from an Urobutcher series with 20 Robot, 18 Eurobeat, 15 Lewd Jokes and 10 Lewd Thoughts. Surprisingly fitting.

> FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.

> K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.

> Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.

> Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.

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Post by Covent » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:13 am

covent is a laidback genius from a Makoto Shinkai film.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/66585 ... be26fe3808
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> Maxus wrote:Being wrong is something that rightly should be celebrated, because now you have a chance to correct and then you'll be better than you were five minutes ago. Perfection is a hollow shell, but perfectibility is something that is to be treasured.

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Post by Username17 » Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:24 am

I think Ukemi actually means "falling down." So first of all, you're pretending to be gay to keep your cheap apartment like in Three's Company, and secondly you constantly fall down like Bridget Jones or Gerald Ford.
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Post by DSMatticus » Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:17 am

Not falling, exactly - being thrown. Uke literally means "to receive," and is used in the context of martial arts to mean the one who is on the receiving end of an attack. Ukemi is just a slightly different form with the same special meaning in martial arts contexts. I think uke is the term for the person being thrown while ukemi refers to the concept of being thrown around, like the difference between pharmacist and pharmacology.
Regardless, it's saying I'm good at "taking it." What exactly I'm taking is subject to some interpretation it's penis they're saying I take the penis.
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Post by Shrapnel » Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:26 pm

Shrapnel is an elf from a card game anime.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/66585 ... 32e4462f9d
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Is this wretched demi-bee
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Post by hyzmarca » Sat Oct 08, 2016 3:18 pm

hyzmarca is an ultimate life form from a QUALITY anime.
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Post by Kaelik » Sat Oct 08, 2016 3:26 pm

I'm pretty sure a real ultimate life form would have a lot more smug face.

> DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?

The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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Post by hyzmarca » Sat Oct 08, 2016 5:19 pm

> Kaelik wrote:I'm pretty sure a real ultimate life form would have a lot more smug face.

I am a humble ultimate lifeform who has discovered the sleeping under a warm table while drunk is the ultimate pleasure in life, and also never asks for directions.
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Post by ...You Lost Me » Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:55 pm

YouLostMe is an Admiral from a cancelled manga. ~15 in cooking, bushido, being alone, and alcohol. Sounds depressing.
My IRL name has a 16 for Verbal Tic, and 20 for Thighs.
Also:

> Donald Trump is the trap from a highschool anime.
> Fashion: 9
> Running With Toast in Mouth: 14
> Kamidere: 14
> Backflips: 17
> Aim: 19

> Hillary Clinton is the child prodigy from a magical girl anime.
> Music: 8
> Rolling Gacha: 13
> Moe: 13
> Drinking: 15
> Justice: 18

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> DSMatticus wrote:Again, look at this fucking map you moron. Take your finger and trace each country's coast, then trace its claim line. Even you - and I say that as someone who could not think less of your intelligence - should be able to tell that one of these things is not like the other.

> Kaelik wrote:I invented saying mean things about Tussock.

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