# The Gaming Den

Welcome to the Gaming Den.

Skip to content

## Dilema

Mundane & Pointless Stuff I Must Share: The Off Topic Forum

Moderator: Moderators

Locked

- Print view

21 posts • Page 1 of 1

Covent
  Master
  Posts: 184
  Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:30 pm

### Dilema

Post by Covent » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:29 pm

I am in Ireland.
I ordered a chili beef, bacon, and tikka chicken pizza.
I got a Pepperoni,and bacon pizza.
I am very very drunk.
What do I do?
What do I do?!?!?!

> Maxus wrote:Being wrong is something that rightly should be celebrated, because now you have a chance to correct and then you'll be better than you were five minutes ago. Perfection is a hollow shell, but perfectibility is something that is to be treasured.

Top

Covent
  Master
  Posts: 184
  Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:30 pm

###

Post by Covent » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:32 pm

BTW: my wife is picking all the toppings off the pizza and leaving me the bread!
She did give me her garlic sauce from her wings though...

> Maxus wrote:Being wrong is something that rightly should be celebrated, because now you have a chance to correct and then you'll be better than you were five minutes ago. Perfection is a hollow shell, but perfectibility is something that is to be treasured.

Top

Kaelik
  ArchDemon of Rage
  Posts: 14491
  Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm

###

Post by Kaelik » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:32 pm

Not ask for help from The Gaming Den.

> DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?

The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
Top

Ancient History
  Serious Badass
  Posts: 12708
  Joined: Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:57 pm

###

Post by Ancient History » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:36 pm

Eat it all. Drink more beer. Try to get the wife to do anal tonight.
Deep Cuts In A Lovecraftian Vein
Top

Covent
  Master
  Posts: 184
  Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:30 pm

###

Post by Covent » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:36 pm

> Kaelik wrote:Not ask for help from The Gaming Den.

Humm,but if not the gaming den then who?

> Maxus wrote:Being wrong is something that rightly should be celebrated, because now you have a chance to correct and then you'll be better than you were five minutes ago. Perfection is a hollow shell, but perfectibility is something that is to be treasured.

Top

Occluded Sun
  Duke
  Posts: 1044
  Joined: Fri May 02, 2014 6:15 pm

###

Post by Occluded Sun » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:42 pm

Call on the Good People of the Parish for help. Offer them the pizza if they will strike down the establishment that gave you the wrong toppings.
Always works for Dresden, why not you?
"Most men are of no more use in their lives but as machines for turning food into excrement." - Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci
Top

Covent
  Master
  Posts: 184
  Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:30 pm

###

Post by Covent » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:44 pm

> Ancient History wrote:Eat it all. Drink more beer. Try to get the wife to do anal tonight.

Done, and Done! But she says only after she gets 50 more seals on FFXIV!

> Maxus wrote:Being wrong is something that rightly should be celebrated, because now you have a chance to correct and then you'll be better than you were five minutes ago. Perfection is a hollow shell, but perfectibility is something that is to be treasured.

Top

Covent
  Master
  Posts: 184
  Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:30 pm

###

Post by Covent » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:45 pm

> Occluded Sun wrote:N.A.M.B.L.A. Unite!

Sorry, could not resist!

> Maxus wrote:Being wrong is something that rightly should be celebrated, because now you have a chance to correct and then you'll be better than you were five minutes ago. Perfection is a hollow shell, but perfectibility is something that is to be treasured.

Top

Occluded Sun
  Duke
  Posts: 1044
  Joined: Fri May 02, 2014 6:15 pm

###

Post by Occluded Sun » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:50 pm

I fail to see what Marlon Brando has to do with any of this. You're not even in North America.
Top

Ancient History
  Serious Badass
  Posts: 12708
  Joined: Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:57 pm

###

Post by Ancient History » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:51 pm

> Covent wrote:

> > Ancient History wrote:Eat it all. Drink more beer. Try to get the wife to do anal tonight.

> Done, and Done! But she says only after she gets 50 more seals on FFXIV!

She's a keeper.
Deep Cuts In A Lovecraftian Vein
Top

Covent
  Master
  Posts: 184
  Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:30 pm

###

Post by Covent » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:53 pm

> Occluded Sun wrote:I fail to see what Marlon Brando has to do with any of this. You're not even in North America.

From another thread where I poked fun at one of you responses.
*Hug*
Wow, I am drunk.
Irish beer >>>>&#26085;&#26412;&#12398;&#12499;&#12540;&#12523;>>>>American Beer

> Maxus wrote:Being wrong is something that rightly should be celebrated, because now you have a chance to correct and then you'll be better than you were five minutes ago. Perfection is a hollow shell, but perfectibility is something that is to be treasured.

Top

Covent
  Master
  Posts: 184
  Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:30 pm

###

Post by Covent » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:54 pm

> Ancient History wrote:

> > Covent wrote:

> > > Ancient History wrote:Eat it all. Drink more beer. Try to get the wife to do anal tonight.

> > Done, and Done! But she says only after she gets 50 more seals on FFXIV!

> She's a keeper.

18 years dating and 13 years married agree!

> Maxus wrote:Being wrong is something that rightly should be celebrated, because now you have a chance to correct and then you'll be better than you were five minutes ago. Perfection is a hollow shell, but perfectibility is something that is to be treasured.

Top

Covent
  Master
  Posts: 184
  Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:30 pm

###

Post by Covent » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:57 pm

She stole another piece of pizza while the beer fairies stold my memory! Vengeance shall be mine!
P.S. Thank god for auto correct.

> Maxus wrote:Being wrong is something that rightly should be celebrated, because now you have a chance to correct and then you'll be better than you were five minutes ago. Perfection is a hollow shell, but perfectibility is something that is to be treasured.

Top

Covent
  Master
  Posts: 184
  Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:30 pm

###

Post by Covent » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:14 am

Pizza gone. Time to pass out.

> Maxus wrote:Being wrong is something that rightly should be celebrated, because now you have a chance to correct and then you'll be better than you were five minutes ago. Perfection is a hollow shell, but perfectibility is something that is to be treasured.

Top

name_here
  Prince
  Posts: 3346
  Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:55 pm

###

Post by name_here » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:52 am

Ah, a Druk Thread Of Drunky. Been a long time since I've seen one.

> DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.

Top

OgreBattle
  King
  Posts: 6819
  Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:33 am

###

Post by OgreBattle » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:01 am

> Covent wrote:

> > Ancient History wrote:Eat it all. Drink more beer. Try to get the wife to do anal tonight.

> Done, and Done! But she says only after she gets 50 more seals on FFXIV!

Gib her the True Strike
Top

Prak
  Serious Badass
  Posts: 17329
  Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm

###

Post by Prak » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:53 am

You should fit in well here, Covent. You should also do Pathfinder book reviews while you're drunk.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

Top

Josh_Kablack
  King
  Posts: 5317
  Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
  Location: Online. duh

###

Post by Josh_Kablack » Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:37 am

Sorry I'm late, but you missed a golden opportunity to do a drunken review of an oldschool game:
http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/4180/pizza-wars
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
Top

Count Arioch the 28th
  King
  Posts: 6172
  Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm

###

Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:02 am

I spent 3 minutes reading this thread and now I want them back.
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
Top

Covent
  Master
  Posts: 184
  Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:30 pm

###

Post by Covent » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:36 pm

> Prak_Anima wrote:You should fit in well here, Covent. You should also do Pathfinder book reviews while you're drunk.

Thanks.
Well, time for the day after.
Now at work, on break...
Perhaps Sunday which I have off will be Pathfinder and Shots day.

> Maxus wrote:Being wrong is something that rightly should be celebrated, because now you have a chance to correct and then you'll be better than you were five minutes ago. Perfection is a hollow shell, but perfectibility is something that is to be treasured.

Top

fbmf
  The Great Fence Builder
  Posts: 2588
  Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm

###

Post by fbmf » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:14 pm

We're done here.
[/The Great Fence a Builder Speaks]
Top
Locked

- Print view

Display:
Sort by:
Direction:

21 posts • Page 1 of 1

Return to “MPSIMS”

Jump to

- Main
- ↳ About the Gaming Den
- ↳ In My Humble Opinion...
- ↳ I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
- ↳ In The Trenches
- ↳ It's My Own Invention...
- ↳ MPSIMS