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Ancient History
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Post by Ancient History » Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:26 am

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean.
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Post by Stahlseele » Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:39 am

Get out!
Welcome, to IronHell.

> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Wed Feb 17, 2016 3:17 am

OK, that was actually pretty good.

> Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).

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Post by Prak » Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:38 pm

Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by hyzmarca » Thu Feb 18, 2016 2:33 am

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Post by Maxus » Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:03 am

I want one.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Longes » Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:16 pm

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Post by coins » Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:25 pm

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Post by OgreBattle » Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:52 pm

Love brawlers that have grappling
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Post by OgreBattle » Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:52 pm

*double*
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Post by erik » Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:53 pm

http://dolphandhisactionnips.tumblr.com/
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Post by Shrapnel » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:33 am

Yo, Ogre, wot game is that?
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Post by hyzmarca » Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:37 am

> Shrapnel wrote:Yo, Ogre, wot game is that?

Google Search by Image says Cannon Dancer, also known as Osman.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osman_%28video_game%29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6tWQAv8N18
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Post by OgreBattle » Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:57 am

> Shrapnel wrote:Yo, Ogre, wot game is that?

Cannon Dancer/Osman (US name). The STrider 1 team made it for Mitchell Corp when they left Capcom, so it's the spritual successor to Strider 1.
Takes place in the middle east, I've seen it described as "NEO ARABIAN CYBERPUNK". I'd describe it as "JODOROWSKY'S STRIDER, STARRING DIO BRANDO"
One of the main combat mechanics is 'after images', which keep on attacking in place after you move away. Strider 1 had that as a rare powerup but Cannon Dancer makes it a core mechanic. When you power up your genie pants change color.
When you power up your genie pants change color.
Plot is you're Kirin/Osman, a mercenary hired by the (American?) government to kill off a religion called "Slaver" which has been spreading through the Persian gulf, they worship the "God without form".
The music, action, stages, and sound effects mesh into a bizarre music video feeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wBF5deiun0
Gosh, look at that climbing animation
And have some Tiger Genocide:
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Post by Blade » Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:56 am

It's also very difficult and quite hard to master, but it's truly an overlooked gem.
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Post by RobbyPants » Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:31 pm

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Post by Shrapnel » Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:11 pm

The only way I can show my approval is with a Panini sticker.
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Post by OgreBattle » Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:57 am

"Clash" mechanics in weapon games (attacks hitting each other cancel each other out) are fun. This one happened in an actual tournament:
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Post by Kaelik » Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:50 pm

> OgreBattle wrote:"Clash" mechanics in weapon games (attacks hitting each other cancel each other out) are fun. This one happened in an actual tournament:

I still remember Daigo vs Justin Wong. That might have been the most beautiful thing that ever happened in a Street Fighter III game (not that hard, since III kind of blows).

> DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?

The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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Post by Ancient History » Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:45 pm

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Post by Stahlseele » Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:17 pm

> Ancient History wrote:

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Welcome, to IronHell.

> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Darth Rabbitt » Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:11 am

> Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).

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Post by OgreBattle » Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:33 am

Wall of Fire
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Post by Stahlseele » Wed Feb 24, 2016 11:53 pm

Welcome, to IronHell.

> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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