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norms29
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Post by norms29 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:06 am

but what shoud I do right now> I'm drunk. while I won't check this intime to know what you wrote before I soberup. I will read this thread next time I get drunk... so what should I do then?
After all, when you climb Mt. Kon Foo Sing to fight Grand Master Hung Lo and prove that your "Squirrel Chases the Jam-Coated Tiger" style is better than his "Dead Cockroach Flails Legs" style, you unleash a bunch of your SCtJCT moves, not wait for him to launch DCFL attacks and then just sit there and parry all day. And you certainly don't, having been kicked about, then say "Well you served me shitty tea before our battle" and go home.
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Post by Orion » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:12 am

Drink a fucktonne of water before going to sleep, best hangover prevention.
if you're drunk enough it's making you sick, you can slow the reaction by icing your neck.
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Post by Maxus » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:36 am

> Boolean wrote:Drink a fucktonne of water before going to sleep, best hangover prevention.
> if you're drunk enough it's making you sick, you can slow the reaction by icing your neck.

Also, eat some stuff. Bread, toast, whatever.
Or, take a video of yourself giving a lecture of a subject of which you're knowledgeable. It should be entertaining...
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Koumei » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:50 am

Play Dynasty Warriors. You can win that while still drunk.
Also, you want carbohydrates to counter the alcohol. A good source of carbs would be starch, such as is found in potatoes. Vodka is made of potatoes, so you should be completely fine if you drink some vodka. I guarantee it!

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Post by Crissa » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:31 am

Koumei, depends on how hard the level is and what difficulty you're playing. I find my spouse can seriously get lost and then her guys are dying while she's riding across the map...
Mostly, I drink water until I gotta pee. That way when you sleep it off, your body has enough. Maybe throw in a gatorade. But if you overdo it, you'll have to stop sleeping to go pee, but that's really a small price for not having a hangover. I haven't had a hangover in years now.
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Post by Koumei » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:51 am

When I used to drink I basically did the same thing, Crissa. Worked a charm. Although on one occasion I woke up the next day and was still a bit tipsy. About the equivalent of skipping my meds for a day - a little uncoordinated, slow to react and a little trouble hearing.
As for DW, you may have a point. I just wandered towards the enemy base with Ling Tong, spamming his C-4 combo, and still won. I then attempted Katamari Damacy and, well... that's hard enough to control when sober, on the race course level.
In Mario Kart (SNES), I managed to get lost on a map while drunk. The track had walls, and I still got lost and ended up going in circles.

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Post by TOZ » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:30 am

This thread has false advertising. There is not nearly enough swearing, memes, and lolcats to consider this a 4chan thread.
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Post by Neeeek » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:47 am

> TOZ wrote:This thread has false advertising. There is not nearly enough swearing, memes, and lolcats to consider this a 4chan thread.

That and people are giving useful advice of how to recover from being drunk, when I think the original question was looking for stupid things to do while drunk.
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Post by Heath Robinson » Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:54 am

> Neeeek wrote:That and people are giving useful advice of how to recover from being drunk, when I think the original question was looking for stupid things to do while drunk.

That just means it's a thread from a board that isn't /b/.
Face it. Today will be as bad a day as any other.
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Post by RobbyPants » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:19 pm

> Boolean wrote:Drink a fucktonne of water before going to sleep, best hangover prevention.
> if you're drunk enough it's making you sick, you can slow the reaction by icing your neck.

This...

> Maxus wrote:Or, take a video of yourself giving a lecture of a subject of which you're knowledgeable. It should be entertaining...

...and this.
I never see myself as drunk as everyone else sees me when I'm drunk. I imagine if I were to record it and watch it later, I'd laugh and/or cry.
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Post by Maxus » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:38 pm

> RobbyPants wrote:

> > Boolean wrote:Drink a fucktonne of water before going to sleep, best hangover prevention.
> > if you're drunk enough it's making you sick, you can slow the reaction by icing your neck.

> This...

> > Maxus wrote:Or, take a video of yourself giving a lecture of a subject of which you're knowledgeable. It should be entertaining...

> ...and this.
> I never see myself as drunk as everyone else sees me when I'm drunk. I imagine if I were to record it and watch it later, I'd laugh and/or cry.

I can't take credit for the idea. I remember someone telling me about some online videos called "Drunken History" where a history major/graduate's friends get him drunk and then get him started on a topic.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by RobbyPants » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:54 pm

Actually, I used to teach my friends binary while drunk. From what they said, I did a fairly good job. My math usually remains fairly sharp so long as I can still walk.
I imagine the history lectures might get funny if the guy started to inject his own drunken opinions as well.
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Post by Maxus » Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:14 pm

> RobbyPants wrote:Actually, I used to teach my friends binary while drunk. From what they said, I did a fairly good job. My math usually remains fairly sharp so long as I can still walk.
> I imagine the history lectures might get funny if the guy started to inject his own drunken opinions as well.

I understand he does just that. Sort of like Badass Of The Week, but drunk.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Post by Sir Neil » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:14 pm

> Neeeek wrote:I think the original question was looking for stupid things to do while drunk.

Getting drunk is stupid. But if he needs to be stupider, he could:
*Take some marijuana and drive across town.
*Wander around an apartment parking lot for hours.
*Knife a cousin who owes him five bucks.
*Drive a hearse on the wrong side of the road.
*Sexually proposition police officers.
*Punch his wife and baby and run away to his momma's house (next door.)
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