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Post by RobbyPants » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:45 pm

> erik wrote:Is there a survey to determine this, or you just went by descriptions?

I looked at the descriptions.

- Does all the work in group projects (Fighter)
- Drinks IPAs (fighter)
- Drinks too much coffee (monk)
- Sits on counters (monk)

I'm sure I'd match single points on others, but those two jumped out.
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Post by violence in the media » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:44 pm

> shau wrote:Wizard/barbarian/ranger. Actually I am missing a lot of wizard, but I think the fact that I keep buying books I don't actually have time to read best describes who I am right now.

I am a Ranger/Barbarian/Wizard as well.
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Post by erik » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:42 pm

Yeah. I just ignored about 1 pt each. 2 if I thought another descriptor was very on point.
I didn't know what a lush store or IPA was before this survey (but I do now), but I totes failed hard at uni despite being a national merit scholar with 1510 sat. Turns out skipping classes and never sleeping at night is a good way to fail (Well, not literally fail, but massively underperform). So, sorcerer/fighter.
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Post by DSMatticus » Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:34 pm

I can kind of see what those descriptions are going for (at least for some of them), but I don't see how any actual person would hit three in any of them. It's a stretch to say I kind-of-sort-of hit two in a few.
I guess I'm a cleric because I'm a weeb who doesn't like spicy food? Though I suspect when they say "spicy food" in the context of cleric they mean "food that has any flavor at all" and not "food that is spicy hot," because boring religious connotations. But I'm calling it a point anyway, because my girlfriend dumps enough black pepper and red pepper flakes into her meals to leave me coughing, so it's actually kind of relevant.
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Post by Stahlseele » Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:04 pm

I hit all 4 in the ranger one, or what do you mean?
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> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
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Post by Username17 » Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:42 pm

I have not actually seen Titanic, but otherwise I hit all the points on Paladin.
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Post by deaddmwalking » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:32 pm

> FrankTrollman wrote:I have not actually seen Titanic, but otherwise I hit all the points on Paladin.
> -Username17

Did you avoid watching it because you thought it would make you cry?
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Post by Wiseman » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:53 pm

I seem to be a ranger/sorcerer, interestingly.
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> RadiantPhoenix wrote:

> > TheFlatline wrote:Legolas/Robin Hood are myths that have completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a bow".

> The D&D wizard is a work of fiction that has a completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a book".

> hyzmarca wrote:Well, Mario Mario comes from a blue collar background. He was a carpenter first, working at a construction site. Then a plumber. Then a demolitionist. Also, I'm not sure how strict Mushroom Kingdom's medical licensing requirements are. I don't think his MD is valid in New York.

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Post by Grek » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:12 pm

I kinda wanna see Frank's social justice blog.

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Post by erik » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:39 pm

Depending upon what "mom friend" means, I hit all 4 for cleric. But not as strongly as other classes, which is why it isn't in my top 2.
Does mom friend mean a mother fucker?
Asking for a friend.
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Post by deaddmwalking » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:00 am

I took it to mean the friend that your mom likes. As in, "why don't yoi hang oimit with Matt anymore. He's such a good boy."
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Post by RobbyPants » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:14 am

I took it to mean "friend that takes care of/worries about the others".
Urban Ductionay seems to back me up
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Post by DSMatticus » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:02 am

Ranger does seem like it'd be the most relatable. Most people like being barefoot around their home, everyone has stopped to pet a random cat at some point, everyone has gotten stuck on wikipedia for a few hours, and I'm sure most people have used google maps to try and give directions to someone at some point.
Paladin has got 'tries hard' and 'a sweet mess', which are a hell of a lot harder to assess than things like 'runs a social justice blog' or 'has written harry potter fanfic' or even 'is dramatic'. 'Tries hard' in particular makes me go "ugh, I don't know. At what? How hard is hard enough? Fine, I don't dust as often as I should, okay? Get off my back. You're not my mom!"

> Grek wrote:I kinda wanna see Frank's social justice blog.

I know he had an old blog about which all I can remember is a post suggesting organ donation on death should be opt-out instead of opt-in. That wasn't an argument I'd seen before (I was only like 19? or something, so I didn't yet know everything about everything like I obviously do now), so it was a good read.
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Post by Dogbert » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:41 am

Ran/Sor/Rog here.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:04 am

Yeah, all of bard applies to me and if I hadn't wussed out at getting a pinkie pie tattoo all of barbarian would too.
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Post by Prak » Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:41 am

All of Ranger fits me, Warlock fits me pretty well (for a definition of superstitious, and changing "probably" for "borderline"), the only one of Wizard that doesn't fit me is "Fashionable," though I've been told I have a decent eye for putting outfits together, so.. maybe?
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Pseudo Stupidity » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:06 pm

> DSMatticus wrote:I can kind of see what those descriptions are going for (at least for some of them), but I don't see how any actual person would hit three in any of them. It's a stretch to say I kind-of-sort-of hit two in a few.

Bitch please, I hit literally all of Fighter (though I hit it a lot harder 2 years ago when I was way too deep in League).
Fighter feeds into itself very well. Playing LoL too much, getting drunk on IPAs, and fucking up your sleep schedule all go hand-in-hand. The group projects thing is just something I do, because I want the achievement for collecting all the -holics.
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> > If you wanted to participate in a conversation, you've lost that right. You are a non-human now. You are over and cancelled. No concern of yours can ever matter to any member of the human race ever again.

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Post by Prak » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:29 pm

Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by DrPraetor » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:34 pm

Barbarian 2/4
Bard 0/4
Cleric 1/4
Druid 0/4
Fighter 3/4
Monk 1/4
Paladin 1/5
Ranger 2/4
Rogue 0/5
Sorcerer 1/4
Warlock 1/4
Wizard 2/4
which I believe makes me a Duskblade.
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Post by Ancient History » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:50 am

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Post by Josh_Kablack » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:28 am

That game was pretty fun.
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Post by Ancient History » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:29 pm

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Post by Kaelik » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:42 pm

much better version of that D&D meme:>
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