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Post by Prak » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:49 pm

....I hate this, and I love this.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.

> Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.

> FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
> You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.

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Post by Wiseman » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:16 pm

Keys to the Contract: A crossover between Puella Magi Madoka Magica and Kingdom Hearts.

> RadiantPhoenix wrote:

> > TheFlatline wrote:Legolas/Robin Hood are myths that have completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a bow".

> The D&D wizard is a work of fiction that has a completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a book".

> hyzmarca wrote:Well, Mario Mario comes from a blue collar background. He was a carpenter first, working at a construction site. Then a plumber. Then a demolitionist. Also, I'm not sure how strict Mushroom Kingdom's medical licensing requirements are. I don't think his MD is valid in New York.

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Post by Josh_Kablack » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:19 am

Cats licking their butts in medieval illuminated manuscripts
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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Post by Maj » Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:55 am

I just shared that with my sister, and I think her response is the right one: "That is grossly fascinating!"
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Post by Hicks » Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:16 pm

"Besides, my strong, cult like faith in the colon of the cards allows me to pull whatever I need out of my posterior!"
-Kid Radd

> shadzar wrote:those training harder get more, and training less, don't get the more.

> Lokathor wrote:Anything worth sniffing can't be sniffed

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Post by Kaelik » Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:53 pm

Hicks why are you revealing the dark secrets of our D&D group to the TGD proles?

> DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?

The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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Post by Hicks » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:18 pm

Information wants to be free.
"Besides, my strong, cult like faith in the colon of the cards allows me to pull whatever I need out of my posterior!"
-Kid Radd

> shadzar wrote:those training harder get more, and training less, don't get the more.

> Lokathor wrote:Anything worth sniffing can't be sniffed

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Post by Shrapnel » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:40 am

OMG Street Sharks! That, along with Ecco the Dolphin and Stephen King, was my childhood.
Is this wretched demi-bee
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Post by RobbyPants » Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:44 pm

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Post by Shrapnel » Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:50 am

I'd fuck it.
Because I'm so lonely.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th » Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:14 pm

>tfw no gargoyle waifu
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Post by Ancient History » Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:30 pm

Deep Cuts In A Lovecraftian Vein
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Post by Stahlseele » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:53 pm

Ah, yes, Demona . . one of, if not the strangely sexiest female on the Disney Roster . .
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> Shrapnel wrote:

> > TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
> > Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

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Post by Shrapnel » Sun Aug 04, 2019 1:52 am

Fuck you Andy from the first Toy Story is the most sexiest Disney.
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Post by Hicks » Sun Aug 04, 2019 10:45 pm

#Don'tJokeAboutSexy9YearOldAnimatedChildren
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"Besides, my strong, cult like faith in the colon of the cards allows me to pull whatever I need out of my posterior!"
-Kid Radd

> shadzar wrote:those training harder get more, and training less, don't get the more.

> Lokathor wrote:Anything worth sniffing can't be sniffed

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Post by Leress » Mon Aug 05, 2019 12:09 am

> Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!

> Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!

> Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.

> I want him to tongue-punch my box.

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> The divine in me says the divine in you should go fuck itself.

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Post by Shrapnel » Mon Aug 05, 2019 12:20 am

Andy is not nine. It is an ageless, sexless entity that transcends age, sex, gender and tax bracket. He was old when the earth was young. He is empty on the inside. He wants your soul. He will and has murdered trees. THAT MONSTER IS NO CHILD.
I mean... LOOK AT IT, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
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Post by Orca » Mon Aug 05, 2019 12:35 am

Worst gay stereotype ever: reinforced.
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Post by Ancient History » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:44 pm

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Post by Maj » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:58 pm

I love this story. I used to have the worst anxiety when it came to falling asleep. Ess would tell me stories every night so that I'd get my mind off of whatever it was fixating on. And it didn't matter if I had woken up at two in the morning; he never complained about it. He just would start telling stories. &#10084;&#65039;
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Post by Hicks » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:00 pm

An actual meme off i had on discord:
"Besides, my strong, cult like faith in the colon of the cards allows me to pull whatever I need out of my posterior!"
-Kid Radd

> shadzar wrote:those training harder get more, and training less, don't get the more.

> Lokathor wrote:Anything worth sniffing can't be sniffed

Stuff I've Made
Mage
Dread Necromancer
Spell Breaker
Scaling Magic Weapons
True Dragon
AVATAR: THE LAST RPG
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Post by Maj » Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:04 am

They don't logic far enough.
If gun control measures take legal guns off the streets, then the number of guns will be smaller. If the number of guns is smaller, then the value of a gun will be higher - whether it's legal or not. If the price of guns is higher, then the poorest people - law-abiding or not - will not be able to afford one.
I really don't have a problem with pricing out criminals. I really don't have a problem with pricing out law-abiding people. It's not like a lot of the shooters of late have been criminals all their lives; they obtained their guns legally. So, if it's a little bit harder for normal people to have guns, then it's - in my mind - a little harder for normal people to become criminals.
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Post by Korwin » Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:50 am

Wow, did'nt know Austria is in third place...

> Red_Rob wrote: I mean, I'm pretty sure the Mayans had a prophecy about what would happen if Frank and PL ever agreed on something. PL will argue with Frank that the sky is blue or grass is green, so when they both separately piss on your idea that is definitely something to think about.

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Post by MGuy » Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:07 pm

Suicide rates across the board seem uncomfortably high. I'm going to have to do a quick look up to see what's going on in countries like Finland that has it up so high.
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