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Creation-Date: 2020-08-18T00:51:47-03:00

====== Anon's Plots ======

==== Post-Orb Meeting ====
G- "Hey, Anon?"
A- "Talk to me, lil' G."
G- "So I managed to find, uhh, //you-know-who//."
A- "Yeah? How talkative was the cumulus cunt?"
G- "Well, y'know, if by 'talkative' you mean 'smack talking you into the ground', then..."
A- "Well, good to see he hasn't changed. Didya hook him up?"
G- "Yeah. Want me to put you through?"
A- "Please and thank you."
[ Grubber does his thing with the magic liquid in the bowl to start the magic Skype call ]
[ He quickly winds up magic Skyping none other than Strife ]
S- "Captain Anonymousssssss..."
A- "Well well, if it ain't Cloud himself!"
S- "Ssssssstop calling me that--!"
A- "Man, you didn't even bring Barrett with you? Fuck's wrong with you, dawg?"
S- "Ssssssstop!"
A- "And no big tiddy Tifa either? What kind of fucking heretic are you, man?"
S- "I'm hanging up now."
A- "Aww, leaving so soon? I thought you'd--"
[ Strife actually hangs up for real ]
G- "//Wow.//"
A- "//Wow.//"
G- "Didn't think he had it in him."
A- "Man, so nice to see some character development from the stratocumulative sack o' shit."
G- "I-is he coming back?"
A- "Oh yeah. I'd say in about three, two..."
[ The call comes back up ]
S- "I hate you."
A- "Hate takes too much effort. I'm just in it for the lulz."
S- "Why did you even call me? What do you want?"
A- "Let's get somethin' straight, first. It's //Commander// now."
S- "I heard. You and a... pony, yesssssss?"
A- "Damn skippy."
S- "Let me guesssssssss. 

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Created Tuesday 18 August 2020

